Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/26/12 - Something for Everybody

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a joyful sound, call the show
1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Emo Pop Country- That's something for everybody.

[Misteriosa]

good morning buddays :bye:

im in a deftones kinda mood today...

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[realmenhatelife]

So the funny story about this band is they're from Bloomington, hotbed of midwest pop emo, and put out this great album and then broke up, apparently in a somewhat sudden fashion because they were in the middle of recording a second album that would go unreleased.

I discovered them after they were broken up. So randomly one day I'm looking at this venue's upcoming shows and there's Arrah and the Ferns. After playing a reunion a few of the members up and moved to Philly and put out their second record, which has a countryish filter to it.

And I know where this girl works now, so some day I should go there and bother her.

[Misteriosa]

and as a little thread cross over, here is a deftones video with hot girls in it:

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and it may be a little nsfw... :o

[LeedsJr]

Buddays!

Pumped for this show tomorrow night:

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[realmenhatelife]

Do you think they're having Rappaport in again?

[Misteriosa]

sounds like itll be a good show, leeds

[Misteriosa]

good to have some old school shit from my side of town :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

and as a little thread cross over, here is a deftones video with hot girls in it:

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and it may be a little nsfw... :o

is it NSFW for the ass yoga going on? I skipped around looking for the girl in red.

[LeedsJr]

good to have some old school shit from my side of town :happy:

Good opener, nice vibe.

[Misteriosa]

is it NSFW for the ass yoga going on? I skipped around looking for the girl in red.

yes.

[realmenhatelife]

All the military guys I know would freak if you said peep about the president, I'm sure they all think this guy should know better.

[LeedsJr]

I'm starting to think truly evil thoughts about the guy who sits behind me.

He REALLY needs to learn to use his inside voice. :furious:

[IamFogHat]

:bye:

[Misteriosa]

I'm starting to think truly evil thoughts about the guy who sits behind me.

He REALLY needs to learn to use his inside voice. :furious:

take a deep breath and watch the video i posted with the ladies. it will help you feel better and keep you from being able to stand up and hurt him.

[realmenhatelife]

yes.

I just wanted to say 'ass yoga' as a term for girls crawling around like cats arching their backs.

[A.J.]

All the military guys I know would freak if you said peep about the president, I'm sure they all think this guy should know better.

Exactly. The military is supposed to be non-politcal.

[realmenhatelife]

So Ron thinks there should be more of a rebel, counter culture vibe in the army?

[LeedsJr]

All the military guys I know would freak if you said peep about the president, I'm sure they all think this guy should know better.

Exactly. The military is supposed to be non-politcal.

Yeah, I'll join in the disagree with Ron theme here. The guy was insubordinate. Can't have that in the military.

[LeedsJr]

take a deep breath and watch the video i posted with the ladies. it will help you feel better and keep you from being able to stand up and hurt him.

Now I need a drink. In a cold shower. :smile:

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, I'll join in the disagree with Ron theme here. The guy was insubordinate. Can't have that in the military.

did you watch the video?

[A.J.]

"I'd rather take an order from Bill Clinton then hear that guy's snooty, high-toned voice again, Sir!"

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[IamFogHat]

Coffee makes everything better.

[LeedsJr]

did you watch the video?

I haven't stopped watching the video. :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

Coffee makes everything better.

yeah. im on my third cup. :o

[Misteriosa]

I haven't stopped watching the video. :thumbup:

glad i could help. its what i do :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

Coffee makes everything better.

Especially Irish coffee. Or Mexican coffee. Or Jamaican coffee. Or Italian coffee. :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

That's not our boy Gutter, is it?

[IamFogHat]

That's not our boy Gutter, is it?

I think he said Gunner.

[realmenhatelife]

Especially Irish coffee. Or Mexican coffee. Or Jamaican coffee. Or Italian coffee. :smile:

If Mexican Coffee is tequila and coffee I'm going to puke.

[LeedsJr]

Okay, I think treason might be a bit too far.

But who gets to decide which orders are illegal?

[Melk]

So Ron thinks there should be more of a rebel, counter culture vibe in the army?
Yeah, he did... I just don't understand where he is cooking from.

As a guy who had to handle Twitter and Facebook posts from coworkers admitting to illegal and ethically questionable actions, I don't have sympathy for people who knowingly broke the rules they entered into when they entered their job.

[Misteriosa]

That's not our boy Gutter, is it?

we will have to check in with Further. He knows his voice.

but then gutter himself could check in, the lazy slag :dry:

[LeedsJr]

If Mexican Coffee is tequila and coffee I'm going to puke.

Don't knock it until you try it. :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

Johnny Support The Troops has no idea how the military works.

[CountryBob]

Crazy day! .net will not load on my office computer and it just now would load on my I phone. Strange

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, he did... I just don't understand where he is cooking from.

nowhere. thats work for his chick. :dry:

[IamFogHat]

Yeah, he did... I just don't understand where he is cooking from.


Probably in the kitchen.

[Misteriosa]

Don't knock it until you try it. :smile:

tequila feels a little oily to me when i drink it. idk it would work well with coffee :unsure:

[IamFogHat]

Let's go Caps! Let's go Caps!

[LeedsJr]

nowhere. thats work for his chick. :dry:

Hey! My wife cooks.

Not because I'm sexist, because she's a better cook.

I clean after the meal.

[Furtherman]

That's not our boy Gutter, is it?

I think he said Gunner.

we will have to check in with Further. He knows his voice.

but then gutter himself could check in, the lazy slag :dry:

I'm not sure. It sounded like him at first... but then towards the end I wasn't positive.

[LeedsJr]

Let's go Caps! Let's go Caps!

Good series. Great game last night.

Very excited for tonight, Rangers and Devils game sevens.

Then a rock concert tomorrow night. Nice end to the week. :smoke:

[IamFogHat]

You know what's funny about this, after the goal last night my brother in a positive way said, "Joel, that's my nigga!"

[realmenhatelife]

Tom Umberg, a former Army colonel and military prosecutor, said Stein persisted even after being warned
The Marine Corps gave him the opportunity to think about his actions, yet Sgt. Stein continued to undermine the chain of command," said Umberg, who was not involved in Stein's case. "I think his purpose was to leave the Marine Corps in a dramatic fashion in order to begin a career in talk radio or what have you."

Stein's postings on one Facebook page he created called Armed Forces Tea Party

Pentagon directives say military personnel in uniform cannot sponsor a political club; participate in any TV or radio program or group discussion that advocates for or against a political party, candidate or cause; or speak at any event promoting a political movement.



We dont read the article, we dont read the article, we dont read the article

[LeedsJr]

You know what's funny about this, after the goal last night my brother in a positive way said, "Joel, that's my nigga!"

How old is he?

I've noticed through my teenage son and his friends that that word does not invoke the same kind of reactions it did when I was a kid.

[IamFogHat]

How old is he?

I've noticed through my teenage son and his friends that that word does not invoke the same kind of reactions it did when I was a kid.

Yeah I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[IamFogHat]

The Killers have a saxophonist?

[LeedsJr]

Yeah I can't decide if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

It makes me uncomfortable because of personal experience, but I do like the fact that he and his friends truly think it's stupid to feel different about each other just because their skin isn't the same color.

[IamFogHat]

It makes me uncomfortable because of personal experience, but I do like the fact that he and his friends truly think it's stupid to feel different about each other just because their skin isn't the same color.

Exactly.

[Misteriosa]

i sputtered out a "what" the same as hicks when ron said that his acquaintance said "racism is gone" :blink:

[deliciousV]

The Killers have a saxophonist?

Nope

[A.J.]

The Killers have a saxophonist?

Not anymore apparently.

[IamFogHat]

Nope

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Between Misti's video and those pictures, I'm beginning to think there is some sort of conspiracy to give me a stroke. :smile:

[Misteriosa]

Between Misti's video and those pictures, I'm beginning to think there is some sort of conspiracy to give me a stroke. :smile:

:lol:

[Misteriosa]

oh and idk if you noticed, but that video was captioned in portuguese :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

oh and idk if you noticed, but that video was captioned in portuguese :laugh:

Um... no. Somehow I missed the captioning. :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

So, is this guy coming in to talk about the NFL draft their usual Most Boring Sports Guy Ever?

Guess I'll be skipping that segment.

[realmenhatelife]

oh and idk if you noticed, but that video was captioned in portuguese :laugh:

I thought the girls all just had tramp stamps.

[LeedsJr]

Brazilian's are sexy because of cat piss??

That may be one of the strangest things I've ever heard.

[jennysmurf]

"Death Plane 2000" I love panic-y Fez.:lol:

[jennysmurf]

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[LeedsJr]

I just barked out a laugh when Pepper called all birds cocksuckers, and the guy behind me cleared his throat.

Now I have to go watch the video again. :smile:

[Misteriosa]

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i miss hyperbole and a half :o

[realmenhatelife]

Jenny announces her presence with authority.

[jennysmurf]

Jenny announces her presence with authority.

I like to bust into places with a "I'm heeeeee---aaaaaaaaah, Suckas!!"

[IamFogHat]

Cheese tortellini.

[IamFogHat]

I love her hair.

[LeedsJr]

Cheese tortellini.

:blink:



On an unrelated note (I think), Ron is EN FUEGO today! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

I like to bust into places with a "I'm heeeeee---aaaaaaaaah, Suckas!!"

And then the pastor gives you a dirty look and goes back to the eulogy.

[LeedsJr]

Jenny announces her presence with authority.

We ain't seen HER heat! :smile:

[IamFogHat]

:blink:



On an unrelated note (I think), Ron is EN FUEGO today! :clap:

It's my lunch, wanna fight about it?

And yes Ron is cracking me up today.

[jennysmurf]

And then the pastor gives you a dirty look and goes back to the eulogy.

You can't live life by halves, my friend.

[jennysmurf]

We ain't seen HER heat! :smile:

And you shan't.

[LeedsJr]

It's my lunch, wanna fight about it?

And yes Ron is cracking me up today.

Only if you're the guy sitting behind me.

[IamFogHat]

I cannot stop watching this.
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[LeedsJr]

And you shan't.

Not in my pants, nuh-uh!

[Melk]

I cannot stop watching this.
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I hit stop at 0:08. I cannot handle her nonsense.

[LeedsJr]

I hit stop at 0:08. I cannot handle her nonsense.

Try it on mute, and make up your own words. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Not in my pants, nuh-uh!

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[Melk]

Try it on mute, and make up your own words. :happy:
Great advice.... BEFORE I WATCHED IT THE FIRST TIME! I cannot unhear this crap!

[LeedsJr]

Great advice.... BEFORE I WATCHED IT THE FIRST TIME! I cannot unhear this crap!

Okay, then watch Misti's video.

After that, and the model pics, and now this, there is so little blood left in my brain I can barely stay conscious.

[realmenhatelife]

You can't live life by halves, my friend.

Atleast we know a nice feather boa will always be a quality gift idea for you.

[IamFogHat]

I don't know how girls put up with us, we're all broken.

[Melk]

This reminds me of every childhood friends' attention-starved annoying mother.

[CountryBob]

My buddy has been telling his girlfriend he is gonna stop drinking smoking and marry her for 2 years now. He's never gonna do any of this

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah I think that's a total act. She blew her hair out and edited it to make herself seem more crazy.




Harley Quinn, queen of the crazy p-

[Melk]

My buddy has been telling his girlfriend he is gonna stop drinking smoking and marry her for 2 years now. He's never gonna do any of this
Haa haa. Not to burst this girl's bubble, but Mr Irrelevant is just as likely to succeed or fail in the NFL as the number one draft pick.

[Misteriosa]

My buddy has been telling his girlfriend he is gonna stop drinking smoking and marry her for 2 years now. He's never gonna do any of this

desperate hope will let a woman look over some crazy shit. :down:

[realmenhatelife]

We ain't seen HER heat! :smile:

She lolligags the ball around the infield. She lolligags her way to first. She lolligags her way in and out of the dugout.

[jennysmurf]

She lolligags the ball around the infield. She lolligags her way to first. She lolligags her way in and out of the dugout.

There is nothing wrong with lolligagging.

[CountryBob]

desperate hope will let a woman look over some crazy shit. :down:


So true - she has a kid and dosent make much money and he is successful - I told her at the horse races that he is who he is and stop trying to change him

[Misteriosa]

Harley Quinn, queen of the crazy p-

thats Dr Quinzel to you. :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

She lolligags the ball around the infield. She lolligags her way to first. She lolligags her way in and out of the dugout.

There is nothing wrong with lolligagging.

What's our record?

[CountryBob]

I don't know how girls put up with us, we're all broken.


Or just broke!

[LeedsJr]

Or just broke!

No, that they don't put up with. :smile:

[CountryBob]

Well now there is a wreck at the strawberry stand- two old ladies yelling at each other.
Strawberries cause so many problems

[LeedsJr]

They're not going to reshoot anything.

I'm sure they can do something post-production to smooth it out.

[realmenhatelife]

What's our record?

How'd we ever win 8?

[LeedsJr]

Well now there is a wreck at the strawberry stand- two old ladies yelling at each other.
Strawberries cause so many problems

Go pay for both of their strawberries, maybe get yourself a granny 3-way. :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

thats Dr Quinzel to you. :smoke:

And the Arkham City Harley..... pow.

[LeedsJr]

How'd we ever win 8?

It's a miracle.

[Melk]

The initial screenings for many hugely successful movies came back with horrible feedback.
I don't imagine a humungous drop in overall film quality.

[Furtherman]

I know what Ron means about shocking beauty. I met Faith Hill once in Nashville at an afterparty for the CMT Awards and she was stunning. So stunning I'm pretty sure I stammered like an idiot. She was very cool though and I quickly relaxed. I don't think if I was able to talk to her casually, I would have just been shell-shocked across the room.

[IamFogHat]

Poor Fez, he has a toddler's understanding of sex.

[CountryBob]

Go pay for both of their strawberries, maybe get yourself a granny 3-way. :lol:


Well they are wearing dentures ya know ...... Hmmmm?

[Misteriosa]

Go pay for both of their strawberries, maybe get yourself a granny 3-way. :lol:

werd.. if you play your cards right, bob, you might get a gummer or 2 out of it :lol:

[CountryBob]

The initial screenings for many hugely successful movies came back with horrible feedback.
I don't imagine a humungous drop in overall film quality.
Yeah isn't that why they do these screening to get feedback and fix shit

[Recyclerz]

Jesus Fez. Aack

Although that might explain the dating anxiety.

[CountryBob]

werd.. if you play your cards right, bob, you might get a gummer or 2 out of it :lol:

Ha - a gummer!

[LeedsJr]

Well they are wearing dentures ya know ...... Hmmmm?

werd.. if you play your cards right, bob, you might get a gummer or 2 out of it :lol:

Starting to think like CBob?

Be afraid, Misti. Be very afraid. :smile:

[CountryBob]

Breadwinner? What was he in a bake-off or sumphin?

[CountryBob]

Starting to think like CBob?

Be afraid, Misti. Be very afraid. :smile:


It's obvious that Misti and I are meant to be together

[disneyspy]

hey buddays

andy from cleveland shoulda put his wife losing her baby in a song

[CountryBob]

Oh hello Spy - how are the greens?

[LeedsJr]

Damnit!

The show was flying. G-Boring is like show kryptonite. :annoyed:

[Melk]

Yeah isn't that why they do these screening to get feedback and fix shit
Wasn't the initial feedback on "Titanic" that it was terrible and was about to ruin James Cameron's career?

[CountryBob]

I hate my LED tv because it makes everythIng look like it was created on a computer. I bet the CGI in the hobbit will look cartoony

[disneyspy]

Oh hello Spy - how are the greens?

dont you dare post to me like i'm a tard!

they're on the parched side but were getting a misty day

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays

andy from cleveland shoulda put his wife losing her baby in a song

Wait, what?

[CountryBob]

Why no Incredibles 2?

[LeedsJr]

That's it, I'm tapping out.

Something tells me this is going to be G-Boring into a break into the Most Boring Sports Guy Ever talking the NFL draft {shudder}.

Great first hour and a half. Later, buddays. Off to the pub! :drunk:

[disneyspy]

Wait, what?

ya he was saying he couldnt go to O&A cuz he wins the bread now

[CountryBob]

dont you dare post to me like i'm a tard!

they're on the parched side but were getting a misty day

Tard - ha!

[CountryBob]

That's it, I'm tapping out.

Something tells me this is going to be G-Boring into a break into the Most Boring Sports Guy Ever talking the NFL draft {shudder}.

Great first hour and a half. Later, buddays. Off to the pub! :drunk:

Irish car bomb for me please! Cya

[CountryBob]

Wild wild west sucked a wheel barrel full of balls! That's why no part 2

[realmenhatelife]

Wild wild west sucked a wheel barrel full of balls! That's why no part 2

Oh literal Cbob.

[Melk]

Something tells me this is going to be G-Boring into a break into the Most Boring Sports Guy Ever talking the NFL draft {shudder}.
How could you call Germaine boring?

Yes, Ron. I love it. Wait... you don't love it? Now, I hate it.

I know Paul O. occasionally would go off on non-sequitor tangents, but he wouldn't back down from admitting to loving "The Lovely Bones" or the like. (By the way, "The Lovely Bones" was terrible.)

Why would something terrible come from "Brave?" America will throw money at anything Pixar.

[Melk]

Fez is quite the expert on movies considering his not going to movies anymore.

[Melk]

I have never seen Men in Black or any of its sequels. Any good?

[Misteriosa]

Wild wild west sucked a wheel barrel full of balls! That's why no part 2

every time i hear about wild wild west, i think of this talk by kevin smith:

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[realmenhatelife]

I think Ron is off on his 'we just need good stories' angle. That implies that The Hobbit isn't a good story, which obviously history has proven it's a strong story that people connect with. Whoever said that they said the same thing about talkies and color is right on.

[IamFogHat]

Oh no:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I have never seen Men in Black or any of its sequels. Any good?

Eh. It's one of those movies that once you see it you dont think it's that good but you will watch 10 minutes of it when it's on HBO. Everyone in it is pretty likeable, the movies ahve a lot of charm.

[disneyspy]

I have never seen Men in Black or any of its sequels. Any good?

i saw MIB II it was as good as MIB

[CountryBob]

I'm gonna see Van Halen in aaugust

[Melk]

i saw MIB II it was as good as MIB
I watched the IMAX 3D trailer for the third movie, and I may just go to the movie to see Will Smith jump off of the building again. Stomach-droppingly awesome.

[Melk]

I'm gonna see Van Halen in aaugust
I think it is funny that Ronnie B thinks it is great when old bands are still performing the same songs over and over again, but hates that movies aren't original.

I want to hear new, good bands. I have seen a lot of the old acts (Granted, I haven't seen DLR Van Halen, but still).

[IamFogHat]

I'm gonna see Van Halen in aaugust

I'm sorry buddy.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm gonna see Van Halen in aaugust

Van Halen is one of the classic rock bands I would actually see if given the opportunity. Pretty much just them and ACDC. But I'm talking like free tickets and a ride.

[Misteriosa]

my first concert was seeing Korn for the family values tour.

[jennysmurf]

I'm sorry buddy.

:happy:

[Melk]

Van Halen is one of the classic rock bands I would actually see if given the opportunity. Pretty much just them and ACDC. But I'm talking like free tickets and a ride.
I saw AC/DC during the KISS and AC/DC tour in the 90s. Never again.

[CountryBob]

:happy:


You just like it when people are mean to me don't ya?

[Melk]

My first concert was "Midnight Oil." Good stuff.

[CountryBob]

Van Halen is one of the classic rock bands I would actually see if given the opportunity. Pretty much just them and ACDC. But I'm talking like free tickets and a ride.

Don't forget a gummer too

[CountryBob]

My first concert was Hank Williams Jr

[jennysmurf]

You just like it when people are mean to me don't ya?

Yeah, a little.

[Melk]

My first concert was Hank Williams Jr
Keep the change!

[Gutter]

hay budddayyys.....made it just in time for the commercial break.

and page 7 apparently

[IamFogHat]

hay budddayyys.....made it just in time for the commercial break.

and page 7 apparently

Yeah we're rockin and rollin'.

Hey what happened, your XBox break?

[disneyspy]

I watched the IMAX 3D trailer for the third movie, and I may just go to the movie to see Will Smith jump off of the building again. Stomach-droppingly awesome.

My favorite jump off a building were the rock and sam jackson in THE OTHER GUYS

[Gutter]

Yeah we're rockin and rollin'.

Hey what happened, your XBox break?

my xbox broke almost a year ago and I just replaced it. Got the Gears of War console finally. it looks fuckin awesome.

[disneyspy]

my xbox broke almost a year ago and I just replaced it. Got the Gears of War console finally. it looks fuckin awesome.

i got an xbox last black friday and gears of war were one of the games i picked up,i liked world of combat but still havent played any other games,total waste of money for me cuz it just sits there gathering dust

[Furtherman]

hay budddayyys.....made it just in time for the commercial break.

and page 7 apparently

So was that you who called in earlier?



I mean, the caller has some good points and Ron agreed with him.

So I'm not sure that was you.

[Gutter]

i got an xbox last black friday and gears of war were one of the games i picked up,i liked world of combat but still havent played any other games,total waste of money for me cuz it just sits there gathering dust

hey diz......never heard of world of combat, but gears is fantastic. pretty awesome trilogy.

[Misteriosa]

So was that you who called in earlier?



I mean, the caller has some good points and Ron agreed with him.

So I'm not sure that was you.

:thumbup: :lol:

[Gutter]

So was that you who called in earlier?



I mean, the caller has some good points and Ron agreed with him.

So I'm not sure that was you.

nope....I didn't call earlier. Did they say their name was gutter?

[Furtherman]

nope....I didn't call earlier. Did they say their name was gutter?

Sounded like Gutter. Might have been Gunner. Hard to tell.

[disneyspy]

hey diz......never heard of world of combat, but gears is fantastic. pretty awesome trilogy.

sorry had to look at the game,it was call of duty,world at war but gears next on my list of games to play,i have madden 9,10,11 so i may pick one of those come football season

[disneyspy]

Sounded like Gutter. Might have been Gunner. Hard to tell.

gummer,i saw misti talking about it earlier

[Gutter]

Sounded like Gutter. Might have been Gunner. Hard to tell.

Impostore!!!!!

[Misteriosa]

Impostore!!!!!

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/afgomez4.jpg

[Gutter]

sorry had to look at the game,it was call of duty,world at war but gears next on my list of games to play,i have madden 9,10,11 so i may pick one of those come football season

ah, that's more familiar. I didn't play world at war, but heard it was good. I've got to get Batman Arkham City next.

[realmenhatelife]

$350 for a ticket? I think ours were $20.

[Misteriosa]

my prom tickets were $95 a piece and had to be bought in pairs

[realmenhatelife]

I saw AC/DC during the KISS and AC/DC tour in the 90s. Never again.

Really? Thats a bummer, I always assumed theyd be good live.





And my first concert was NoFX.

[Gutter]

http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/afgomez4.jpg

Cara mia.

[realmenhatelife]

ah, that's more familiar. I didn't play world at war, but heard it was good. I've got to get Batman Arkham City next.

You're in for a treat, it's soooo good.

[disneyspy]

i was my jr class president and raised enough money that our prom was free and had a kick ass band and spiked punch

[Misteriosa]

You're in for a treat, it's soooo good.

^^^^

[Gutter]

You're in for a treat, it's soooo good.

I know, I can't wait....gonna pick up Skyrim soon too. Lots to catch up on. I missed the entire holiday release last year and I thought just by the games that were coming out it was the best year for video games since 07

[Gutter]

i was my jr class president and raised enough money that our prom was free and had a kick ass band and spiked punch

Disneyspy for ronfez.net junior class president!!!! Free Proms! Better snacks in the vending machine! No more wedgies!

[disneyspy]

she shoulda been kicked out for that hair style

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/texana-edwards-300x150.jpg

[Misteriosa]

Disneyspy for ronfez.net junior class president!!!! Free Proms! Better snacks in the vending machine! No more wedgies!

what's his stance on swirlies?

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah but you know if that 'white guilt' caller was able to go on for another 45 seconds he was gonna drop an N bomb.

[disneyspy]

I know, I can't wait....gonna pick up Skyrim soon too. Lots to catch up on. I missed the entire holiday release last year and I thought just by the games that were coming out it was the best year for video games since 07

i was gonna play skyrim but i took an arrow to the knee

[Melk]

she shoulda been kicked out for that hair style

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/texana-edwards-300x150.jpg
http://cmsimg.jacksonsun.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=DQ&Date=20120424&Category=NEWS01&ArtNo=304240020&Ref=AR&MaxW=300&Border=0&Student-sent-home-from-prom-Gibson-Co-rejects-dress-over-Confederate-flag
She looks less like The General Lee and more like a fire hydrant.

[Gutter]

what's his stance on swirlies?

Wednesdays only with prepaid admission ticket!

[Misteriosa]

i was gonna play skyrim but i took an arrow to the knee

http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/128/b/2/ha_ha_get_out__by_wolf_shadow77-d3fujm9.png

[CountryBob]

Damn redneck - makes us look bad down here

[IamFogHat]

That is fantastic.

[jennysmurf]

i was my jr class president and raised enough money that our prom was free and had a kick ass band and spiked punch

Did you wear onions on your belts?

[disneyspy]

what's his stance on swirlies?

i was so obnoxious as a freshman that i got a swirlie everyday by the swim team for the entire swim season

i'm AGAINST THEM!!

[Misteriosa]

Wednesdays only with prepaid admission ticket!

:thumbdown: i will not stand by and watch while my nerd bretheren get swirlied by the jocks

[Melk]

Yeah but you know if that 'white guilt' caller was able to go on for another 45 seconds he was gonna drop an N bomb.
Caller: You know, my black friends love it when I say the N-word. My black friends speak for the whole black race like the borg.

[realmenhatelife]

i was my jr class president and raised enough money that our prom was free and had a kick ass band and spiked punch

Cole Porter?

[disneyspy]

Did you wear onions on your belts?

they were the stlye at the time

[Gutter]

:thumbdown: i will not stand by and watch while my nerd bretheren get swirlied by the jocks

He's flip flopping on the issue.

[IamFogHat]

How could he get access to all that contraband? I don't know, he lives with career criminals, you do the math.

[disneyspy]

seriously i got so many swirlies that i would have headaches from the cold water

[Melk]

Haa haa haa. How does this situation work out as a positive for the inmate?

[realmenhatelife]

I think there's a DLC coming out for Arkham City too called Harley's Revenge or something like that. She has black hair in this one, and hence more fapable.

[Misteriosa]

dude please... the guards were sneaking in all that shit :dry: of course, im sure they knew someone who could aquire things from time to time

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2735152321_9d903d020c.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Haa haa haa. How does this situation work out as a positive for the inmate?

Criminals aren't known for thinking things through before they do them.

[realmenhatelife]

There was a tape that got out of some serial killer, I forget which one but I think he killed nurses, in a private room in prison snorting coke, having sex with a dude, and he had apparently been taking female hormones.

Makes weed and Dr. Pepper look a little weak.

[Misteriosa]

Criminals aren't known for thinking things through before they do them.

http://notenoughrice.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/meet_robinsons_dinosaur.jpg?w=210&h=115

(please someone get the reference)

[disneyspy]

dude please... the guards were sneaking in all that shit :dry: of course, im sure they knew someone who could aquire things from time to time

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3216/2735152321_9d903d020c.jpg

its so true,all the drugs and bottled liquor comes in from the guards,i know guys that would have their families give the guards family money to get stuff

[Melk]

Criminals aren't known for thinking things through before they do them.
It is a good thing they had all those Doritos because they were so stoned they would've eaten their bed sheets.

[jennysmurf]

http://notenoughrice.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/meet_robinsons_dinosaur.jpg?w=210&h=115

(please someone get the reference)

Big head.....little arms.

[Gutter]

I think there's a DLC coming out for Arkham City too called Harley's Revenge or something like that. She has black hair in this one, and hence more fapable.

Isn't there a whole bunch of stuff that came out when it released? I thought there was something about a Nightwing suit for Robin and additional quests with him involved.

[Melk]

How did they get contraband in prison?

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[Misteriosa]

hmm i feel like ive heard this reporter somewhere before..

http://users.digiex.net/curlysteve/Images/Tricia_Takanawa1.jpg

[Gutter]

http://notenoughrice.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/meet_robinsons_dinosaur.jpg?w=210&h=115

(please someone get the reference)

Fucking love that scene.....still laugh my ass off when I see it.

[Misteriosa]

Big head.....little arms.

YAYAYAYAY!!! :clap:

(and i knew it would be you above all others :laugh:)

[LeedsJr]

http://notenoughrice.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/meet_robinsons_dinosaur.jpg?w=210&h=115

(please someone get the reference)

He has a big head and little arms?

[disneyspy]

http://notenoughrice.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/meet_robinsons_dinosaur.jpg?w=210&h=115

(please someone get the reference)

stupid stupid stupid!

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't there a whole bunch of stuff that came out when it released? I thought there was something about a Nightwing suit for Robin and additional quests with him involved.

There were a bunch of challenge maps and costume packs, I think the Harley one is the first additional missions. They all come out together on disc when the game of the year edition comes out.

[Misteriosa]

stupid stupid stupid!

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you have all have redeemed yourself :happy:

[LeedsJr]

There was a tape that got out of some serial killer, I forget which one but I think he killed nurses, in a private room in prison snorting coke, having sex with a dude, and he had apparently been taking female hormones.

Makes weed and Dr. Pepper look a little weak.

Richard Speck.

[disneyspy]

i like coke with pizza
dr pepper with taco bell
pepsi with everything else

[Gutter]

There were a bunch of challenge maps and costume packs, I think the Harley one is the first additional missions. They all come out together on disc when the game of the year edition comes out.

nice.

[Recyclerz]

Did Pepper just say "I wish I was fucking Iron man"?

[disneyspy]

Did Pepper just say "I wish I was fucking Iron man"?

careful,thats how mod quotes get made

[Melk]

I despised teenagers when I was a teenager.
Teens are jerk-offs.

[jennysmurf]

Did Pepper just say "I wish I was fucking Iron man"?

careful,thats how mod quotes get made

He used quotes! Quotes are the mod's nemesis!!:furious:

[disneyspy]

He used quotes! Quotes are the mod's nemesis!!:furious:

you just dont know how to post them huh?

FH is that fez hillier?

[jennysmurf]

I despised teenagers when I was a teenager.
Teens are jerk-offs.

Completely agree.

[Melk]

Outside of Cheech and Chong, I hate weed humor.

I hate how many movies try to get a laugh about old women ("Bringing Down The House"), monsters ("Scary Movie"), and magical teddy bears ("Ted') smoking week. I see it and think pretty much nothing of it, but the entire audience loses its mind laughing about it.

[Misteriosa]

I despised teenagers when I was a teenager.
Teens are jerk-offs.

other teenagers wanted nothing to do with me if they could help it. :o

[Gutter]

Outside of Cheech and Chong, I hate weed humor.

I hate how many movies try to get a laugh about old women ("Bringing Down The House"), monsters ("Scary Movie"), and magical teddy bears ("Ted') smoking week. I see it and think pretty much nothing of it, but the entire audience loses its mind laughing about it.

That old grandma getting high in Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood was pretty fucking funny though.

[realmenhatelife]

Richard Speck.

Thaaaankyou

[disneyspy]

Outside of Cheech and Chong, I hate weed humor.

I hate how many movies try to get a laugh about old women ("Bringing Down The House"), monsters ("Scary Movie"), and magical teddy bears ("Ted') smoking week. I see it and think pretty much nothing of it, but the entire audience loses its mind laughing about it.

what about YOUR HIGHNESS and PINEAPPLE EXPRESS? personally i loved those two movies

this guy sounds like mathia life chris without the goomba accent

[CountryBob]

So if I use quotation marks then I am immune from mod quotes?

[Misteriosa]

So if I use quotation marks then I am immune from mod quotes?

only if you are actually quoting someone.

[jennysmurf]

So if I use quotation marks then I am immune from mod quotes?

Not you. Never you.

[jennysmurf]

only if you are actually quoting someone.

Not you. Never you.

*internet high five*

[realmenhatelife]

*internet high five*

Bob needs to put a quotation mark between every letter to thwart you girls.

[jennysmurf]

Having some Mac and Cheese bites from Trader Joe's for lunch. There's a party in my mouth.

[LeedsJr]

Damn.

My timing was off, so I am subjected to Most Boring Sports Guy Ever. :down:

[Melk]

Completely agree.
I was at the local movie theater the other day and there was a group of four teen girls and two teen boys being loud and obnoxious in the game room as I was killing time before the movie started. I am enjoying a round of "Rolling Stones Pinball" and one boy hugs and picks up the other boy by the waist and spins around. The kid crashes into the redemption machine next to the pinball game and tips it into the score mast of the pinball machine tilting my game.

[disneyspy]

*internet high five*

what is the geekiest thing you can post on a messageboard

http://travsd.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/carnac-the-magnificent.jpg

[jennysmurf]

I was at the local movie theater the other day and there was a group of four teen girls and two teen boys being loud and obnoxious in the game room as I was killing time before the movie started. I am enjoying a round of "Rolling Stones Pinball" and one boy hugs and picks up the other boy by the waist and spins around. The kid crashes into the redemption machine next to the pinball game and tips it into the score mast of the pinball machine tilting my game.

Ugh. So obnoxious. Teens should be fair game for a smack down.

[jennysmurf]

what is the geekiest thing you can post on a messageboard

http://travsd.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/carnac-the-magnificent.jpg

A really old pop culture reference that only 1/4 of the board will even get?

[Misteriosa]

Ugh. So obnoxious. Teens should be fair game for a smack down.

teenagers should be able to be hunted for sport. :dry:

[Misteriosa]

A really old pop culture reference that only 1/4 of the board will even get?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5jjxjpNf1qjykxzo1_400.gif

[realmenhatelife]

Having some Mac and Cheese bites from Trader Joe's for lunch. There's a party in my mouth.

Spicy black bean dip! And those tiny cookies.

[jennysmurf]

teenagers should be able to be hunted for sport. :dry:

That would keep them off my lawn.

[disneyspy]

That would keep them off my lawn.

so you got the carson bit?

[jennysmurf]

so you got the carson bit?

My Granny used to watch Carson.

[CountryBob]

The are considered Can't Miss if all of the other pieces are in place - you fucking douche

[LeedsJr]

Didn't this guy just completely discredit this whole bit by saying no one can predict how any of these guys will do?

Then why are you stinking up the air waves prattling on incessantly about the draft?

[disneyspy]

Didn't this guy just completely discredit this whole bit by saying no one can predict how any of these guys will do?

Then why are you stinking up the air waves prattling on incessantly about the draft?

mel kiper jr is the fucking worst and yet he gets dragged out by ESPN every year

[jennysmurf]

Didn't this guy just completely discredit this whole bit by saying no one can predict how any of these guys will do?

Then why are you stinking up the air waves prattling on incessantly about the draft?

Yeah! And he leaves the "h" off when he says "huge." I hate that.

[Melk]

what about YOUR HIGHNESS and PINEAPPLE EXPRESS? personally i loved those two movies

this guy sounds like mathia life chris without the goomba accent
It is not funny. It was barely funny when Booger pulls out the monster joints in "Revenge of the Nerds" and hasn't been funny since. My hatred for drug humor is the cheapness of the delivery of the joke in movies.

It is like the opening scene in "Orgasmo." The two guys go to the door of a seemingly nice old lady and, of course, she cusses them out like a sailor. It is so obviously about to happen it is not unexpected and is just not funny.

The Melk list of comedic gags that need to go away:
1) People smoking marijuana as a comedic moment (outside of Cheech and Chong).
2) Old people and children swearing.
3) Seemingly proper white people speaking awkward Ebonics (other than in Airplane. Though if there was a movie where a black character went from speaking Ebonics to speaking like a Three Stooges-era blueblood, right on).
4) Characters falling down in childrens' movies and love comedies (almost never funny).
5) Women hitting men as an act of revenge in love comedies.
6) The old switcheroo. Wait, if my child's lunch is in my bag of weed then.... uh oh! Cut to the kid being awesome at school like marijuana empowers coolness like spinach empowers Popeye with muscle.

[CountryBob]

It is not funny. It was barely funny when Booger pulls out the monster joints in "Revenge of the Nerds" and hasn't been funny since. My hatred for drug humor is the cheapness of the delivery of the joke in movies.

It is like the opening scene in "Orgasmo." The two guys go to the door of a seemingly nice old lady and, of course, she cusses them out like a sailor. It is so obviously about to happen it is not unexpected and is just not funny.

The Melk list of comedic gags that need to go away:
1) People smoking marijuana as a comedic moment (outside of Cheech and Chong).
2) Old people and children swearing.
3) Seemingly proper white people speaking awkward Ebonics (other than in Airplane. Though if there was a movie where a black character went from speaking Ebonics to speaking like a Three Stooges-era blueblood, right on).
4) Characters falling down in childrens' movies and love comedies (almost never funny).
5) Women hitting men as an act of revenge in love comedies.
6) The old switcheroo. Wait, if my child's lunch is in my bag of weed then.... uh oh! Cut to the kid being awesome at school like marijuana empowers coolness like spinach empowers Popeye with muscle.
Melk, you don't like much do ya?

[LeedsJr]

Yeah! And he leaves the "h" off when he says "huge." I hate that.

I hate EVERYTHING about this guy. And it kills me that I can hear in Ron's voice how much he is enjoying this conversation.

[Melk]

Erik Kramer? Wasn't he the guy that kept the Chicago Bears in mediocrity for years and years?

[Gutter]

Yeah! And he leaves the "h" off when he says "huge." I hate that.

I'm laughing at how that word would be spelled if it were an actual word.

Yooge. Youge. Uuge.

funny.


This guy is a fucking idiot....Lions are on the upswing dummy. They made the playoffs last year for the first time since Barry Sanders. They got the top defensive guy in the 2010 draft and he was the best defensive guy in ages.