The Ron And Fez Show Listening Thread 04/27/12 Funk Fridays Live Here

[disneyspy]

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Make a joyful sound, call the show
1 866 Ron 0 Fez

ok lets get down to it boppers

[danlaroe]

Well
Hello there

[sailor]

They're at the blind pig.

[disneyspy]

i dont know what the big deal about seeing the shuttle is,i saw it and heard it several times a year back in the 90s and it wasnt on the back of a stupid airplane

[CountryBob]

I was just about ready to cave and make the thread but I didnt want to put the redneck vodoo on it.

Howdy ya'll! :bye:

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

i dont know what the big deal about seeing the shuttle is,i saw it and heard it several times a year back in the 90s and it wasnt on the back of a stupid airplane

thats the thing. you saw and heard it several times. for the rest of us, we've only seen it on tv unless we specifically went down to the space coast to watch a launch (which im glad i managed to do)

[disneyspy]

but on the back of a plane makes it seem lame,it shoulda barreled in and made some sonic booms,that shit is impressive

[Melk]

I still like that news story that has been making the rounds about a new prototype multistage rocket jet that can take you from any place in the world to any other place in an hour. Going to Japan from O'Hare would be bad ass...

[Misteriosa]

but on the back of a plane makes it seem lame,it shoulda barreled in and made some sonic booms,that shit is impressive

when i heard the sonic boom from re-entry, i thought some kid had thrown a basketball on a metal roof :laugh:

[Melk]

Sometimes when they do the Kiss Cam at sporting events, they point the camera at people who appear to be siblings. Always gets a laugh... I guess.

[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

the little boy was given another baseball from the rangers dugout.

[sailor]

Btw, this shuttle never went to space. I don't see why it's a big deal.

[Melk]

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How was that couple "keeping" the ball from the kid? Did the player say, "I am throwing this at the little boy?"

I hate yuppies as much as the next guy, but what is the big deal?

[CountryBob]

when i heard the sonic boom from re-entry, i thought some kid had thrown a basketball on a metal roof :laugh:

I was at the launch of Columbia in 1982 in Florida - it was so cool!
Perks of having a rich uncle!

[hanso]

"Bawitdaba" my name is Kid!

[disneyspy]

hahahahahaha dont worry kid, that whore will leave him as soon as his moneys gone

[disneyspy]

How was that couple "keeping" the ball from the kid? Did the player say, "I am throwing this at the little boy?"

I hate yuppies as much as the next guy, but what is the big deal?

i think they were making fun of the spoiled little kid that wailed for not getting the ball

[Melk]

hahahahahaha dont worry kid, that whore will leave him as soon as his moneys gone
So, both boys will eventually end up ball-less?

[Melk]

i think they were making fun of the spoiled little kid that wailed for not getting the ball
I am just going by the video title.

[sailor]

I still like that news story that has been making the rounds about a new prototype multistage rocket jet that can take you from any place in the world to any other place in an hour. Going to Japan from O'Hare would be bad ass...

About time they're catching up to the man in the high castle.

[disneyspy]

I am just going by the video title.

ya, i saw that after i made my post,it shoulda been titled OUR BABIES ARE CRY BABIES

[sailor]

i think they were making fun of the spoiled little kid that wailed for not getting the ball

No, they pretty solidly were against the gold digger and old man.

[Melk]

About time they're catching up to the man in the high castle.
I am dead-set against the rocket plane. What if they fly so high they disturb the angels in heaven? It could trigger the rapture.

[disneyspy]

No, they pretty solidly were against the gold digger and old man.

thanks SAILOR

[Melk]

ya, i saw that after i made my post,it shoulda been titled OUR BABIES ARE CRY BABIES
I would have judged the couple had they aggressively snatched the ball or knocked the kid out of his father's hand. I don't necessarily have a ton of respect for people who collect things, but I think it is profoundly disrespectful to judge a baseball fan (regardless of age) for wanting a souvenir baseball.

I like fans to act like fans. What good is it if you are in a stadium full of people, like Ron, who sit on their hands and just watch the game?

[hanso]

American Bad Ass

[sailor]

thanks SAILOR

Um, you're welcome?

[disneyspy]

American Bad Ass

you're supposed to hashtag that as #np

[Lemieux66]

Fez's problems are boring now. I'm way more interested in what happened to Ron as a kid to make him rail against anything that could make him appear even slightly childish. Fantasy movies, comic books, now catching baseballs.

[Misteriosa]

ive thought batman was bi :unsure:

unless wonder woman's been a beard all these years! :ohmy:

[hanso]

At least Batman never asked for an organ transplant.

[sailor]

I would have judged the couple had they aggressively snatched the ball or knocked the kid out of his father's hand. I don't necessarily have a ton of respect for people who collect things, but I think it is profoundly disrespectful to judge a baseball fan (regardless of age) for wanting a souvenir baseball.

I like fans to act like fans. What good is it if you are in a stadium full of people, like Ron, who sit on their hands and just watch the game?

I don't know, I think as a fan you give the baseball to the little kid. If the girl's worth anything, that also looks better to her than you giving it to her.

[CountryBob]

Only Fez will get worked up over a comic

[disneyspy]

the bat cave now makes alot more sense

[Misteriosa]

where did fezzie's anti batman stuff come from all a sudden?

[disneyspy]

where did fezzie's anti batman stuff come from all a sudden?

he hates the gays

[hanso]

Fez will fear getting raped at home by a gay dressed as Batman now.



Stay off craigslist!

[Melk]

I don't know, I think as a fan you give the baseball to the little kid. If the girl's worth anything, that also looks better to her than you giving it to her.
I would be a little annoyed if he caved to a crying kid. The lessons in this whole thing is that if you unintentionally make a kid cry, the media will paint you as a jerk and the crying kid will always get a ball.

[Misteriosa]

Fez will fear getting raped at home by a gay dressed as Batman now.

http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/images/pinup.png

[Melk]

Batman is gay and repressed? This is a bad thing?

Am I supposed to hate Fez for being gay and repressed?

[disneyspy]

where does he get all those wonderful toys!

[Melk]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo39zuD2wo1qbjkaw.jpg
Does this look like a gay man?

[KC2OSO]

Fez is 64? Holy shit.

[disneyspy]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo39zuD2wo1qbjkaw.jpg
Does this look like a gay man?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aWNUoaQmjqo/SIlnk96UTrI/AAAAAAAACyA/9fv82sI0HzY/s400/batman5.jpg

[Melk]

Fez isn't anti-gay. Fez is a man who was raised conservative and, while he likes men, doesn't respect gay men.

Imagine if you are heterosexual male anime nerd and you want to meet a girl at an anime convention. It would be easy to assume you are not straight because 98% of the girls you meet at the convention repulse you. It doesn't make you not interested in women, it makes you incompatible with your intended dating pool.

Fez wants a young gay man, but he ultimately doesn't have the same interests as the typical openly gay young adult. He probably could find a closeted comic book nerd / pro wrestling fan. Actually, one of my best friends is gay, a comic book/wrestling nerd, and a licensed psychologist. Would be perfect for Fez except my friend is not a young adult or particularly fit.

[Melk]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aWNUoaQmjqo/SIlnk96UTrI/AAAAAAAACyA/9fv82sI0HzY/s400/batman5.jpg
They have to climb that close! What if Robin falls!? (That is the Interrobang!)

[disneyspy]

pray to not be gay,justin beiber has a secret

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[disneyspy]

i bet fez's therapist's name is tyler durdin

[sailor]

I would be a little annoyed if he caved to a crying kid. The lessons in this whole thing is that if you unintentionally make a kid cry, the media will paint you as a jerk and the crying kid will always get a ball.

The father's role is to not cave into the kid; the stranger's role is to be a decent person in that situation.

[sailor]

i bet fez's therapist's name is tyler durdin

Nice edit.

[Melk]

i bet fez's therapist's name is tyler durdin
Or Shoshana from ” The United States of Tara.”

[Crispy123]

Ron: Maybe we are nostalgic for a Fez that never existed?

what the hell did i walk into here people?

[Misteriosa]

what the hell did i walk into here people?

shitty therapy?

[disneyspy]

what the hell did i walk into here people?

it's like if fez had a fringe timeline moment

[Melk]

The father's role is to not cave into the kid; the stranger's role is to be a decent person in that situation.
Decent, how? He didn't steal the ball. Society has a responsibility to not teach a child that crying is an effective method of manipulating people into getting his or her way.

Life is a disappointment sometimes. I almost said it sucks, but that kid was sitting close enough to the game to have the chance to catch the ball. The ball wasn't thrown into the nose-bleeds where the children of parents with less disposable income are enjoying the game with their kids.

[CountryBob]

Sitting at the Mexican resturant wondering if people in Mexico eat this stuff everyday?

[Misteriosa]

you know shit is getting real when the shark has a real call and isnt trolling the phones.

[hanso]

I would be a little annoyed if he caved to a crying kid. The lessons in this whole thing is that if you unintentionally make a kid cry, the media will paint you as a jerk and the crying kid will always get a ball.

The father's role is to not cave into the kid; the stranger's role is to be a decent person in that situation.

What would Chris Christie do?

[disneyspy]

you know shit is getting real when the shark has a real call and isnt trolling the phones.

i really feel like i'm listening to an earth 2 show now

[hanso]

you know shit is getting real when the shark has a real call and isnt trolling the phones.

Missed that.

[Melk]

Sitting at the Mexican resturant wondering if people in Mexico eat this stuff everyday?
I hope not. I love the taste of Mexican food, but it can't be that healthy.

[sailor]

Decent, how? He didn't steal the ball. Society has a responsibility to not teach a child that crying is an effective method of manipulating people into getting his or her way.

Life is a disappointment sometimes. I almost said it sucks, but that kid was sitting close enough to the game to have the chance to catch the ball. The ball wasn't thrown into the nose-bleeds where the children of parents with less disposable income are enjoying the game with their kids.

We'll have to agree to disagree.

[disneyspy]

We'll have to agree to disagree.

but if he agrees with that then it'll be all messed up

[Dell]

hey ho howdy buddays...:bye:

why are they in best of?..is somebody ill?

[Misteriosa]

hey ho howdy buddays...:bye:

why are they in best of?..is somebody ill?

it's not a best of :down:

[disneyspy]

hey ho howdy buddays...:bye:

why are they in best of?..is somebody ill?

its live but you're in a time loop

[Dell]

so, Fez is contemplating another four winds vacation?..:blink:

[Misteriosa]

so, Fez is contemplating another four winds vacation?..:blink:

ron did bring it up. suggested that he go in this monday.

fez refused.

[sailor]

What would Chris Christie do?

Fall asleep? Eat the ball? Eat the kid?

[Dell]

okay, off to grab some lunch with my daughter...post with yoose later...:bye:

[Warren Peace]

so, Fez is contemplating another four winds vacation?..:blink:

Fez needs a Thailand vacation.

[sailor]

but if he agrees with that then it'll be all messed up

We could disagree to agree.

[sailor]

ron did bring it up. suggested that he go in this monday.

fez refused.

Fez had a legit reason to not go. I understand Ron saying he was blowing it off, but that obviously wasn't the case. Ron was being unreasonable.

[deliciousV]

Sitting at the Mexican resturant wondering if people in Mexico eat this stuff everyday?

Taco Bell is not real Mexican food

[disneyspy]

We could disagree to agree.

that makes more sense

i'm having cold chicken and potato salad for the third meal in a row and dont feel so good

[CountryBob]

Ahhh - chicken fajitas are so good! Now to go jog back to work

[sailor]

Katy Perry's songs don't sound at all alike each other.

[CountryBob]

Iike the Pittsburg

[CountryBob]

Kitty Purry is so hot to me

[CountryBob]

Taco Bell is not real Mexican food

I will not eat taco bell too often - garbage time I say!

[hanso]

that makes more sense

i'm having cold chicken and potato salad for the third meal in a row and dont feel so good

I'd have to go mac salad with chicken.

[Melk]

Katy Perry's songs don't sound at all alike each other.
Most don't, but this new single sounds familar, but I don't know which song it sounds like. I think I might be mistaking her new song melody to something by Jessie J.

[sailor]

Most don't, but this new single sounds familar, but I don't know which song it sounds like. I think I might be mistaking her new song melody to something by Jessie J.

Haven't heard it.

[hanso]

What is the Skrillex song Pepper says is good? The one in charts 'Bangarang' blows.

[Misteriosa]

What is the Skrillex song Pepper says is good? The one in charts 'Bangarang' blows.

ive posted "first of the year" before. some of you admitted to liking it :o

[CountryBob]

ive posted "first of the year" before. some of you admitted to liking it :o

Never!


haha - kidding...

[deliciousV]

I don't think Ron even notices that he refuses to play off of Fez, Fez made an attempt to get into this prison sex talk and was just left hanging, then Ron and Hicks went back to riffing. Hard to build confidence when you are the 3rd wheel.

[Misteriosa]

Never!


haha - kidding...

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[Dell]

I don't think Ron even notices that he refuses to play off of Fez, Fez made an attempt to get into this prison sex talk and was just left hanging, then Ron and Hicks went back to riffing. Hard to build confidence when you are the 3rd wheel.

unless it's a tricycle...

edit: this is some damn good elton john...(beat you to it spy)

[CountryBob]

what the hell are we listening to - someones home movies?

[deliciousV]

unless it's a tricycle...

a childs toy, Ron's having none of that.

[KC2OSO]

I don't think Ron even notices that he refuses to play off of Fez, Fez made an attempt to get into this prison sex talk and was just left hanging, then Ron and Hicks went back to riffing. Hard to build confidence when you are the 3rd wheel.

Yep. Ronnie does this all the time.

[hanso]

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Says kid is only 6.

Oh that's the title TY

[CountryBob]

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that is one crazy cool video

[Dell]

wonder if fez is an ass or tits guy...

[Misteriosa]

and i like "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites"

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[disneyspy]

hey cbob,what do you like tight best?

[sailor]

I don't think Ron even notices that he refuses to play off of Fez, Fez made an attempt to get into this prison sex talk and was just left hanging, then Ron and Hicks went back to riffing. Hard to build confidence when you are the 3rd wheel.

Yeah, I've pointed out before that for all of Ron chiding his "good, honest answers" whenever fez does go outside that it's greeted with "you're making that up. It didn't happen/you don't believe that."

[CountryBob]

hey cbob,what do you like tight best?

how come I feel that whatever I say will be my next mod quote?

[Misteriosa]

how come I feel that whatever I say will be my next mod quote?

you coward :dry:

[hanso]

wonder if fez is an ass or tits guy...

Doubt they will ask.

[disneyspy]

how come I feel that whatever I say will be my next mod quote?

just checking to see if misti is paying attention

[CountryBob]

tight ass

[sailor]

Ha, my kid does that with the states. "where's Kansas go?" you tell me. "what's the Capitol of Kentucky?" I honestly have no clue. "it's Frankfort" makes me feel like an idiot.

[CountryBob]

you coward :dry:

well, once I get all revved up I tend to say too much - but if you dont mind I wont hold back then :smile:

[sailor]

What would you look for in a guy in prison?

tight ass

[CountryBob]

god it is beautiful here today - 71 and sunny with blue skies.

Hope its nice where you are - if not, sorry .... sorry.

[Misteriosa]

well, once I get all revved up I tend to say too much - but if you dont mind I wont hold back then :smile:

go for it :o

[disneyspy]

i love you all too

[deliciousV]

go for it :o

why do this? Where will you put them all?

[Dell]

I prefer a nice round bubble butt...but flat-chested is a negative (need to have at least b-cup milk bubbles)

[CountryBob]

go for it :o

will do -

I love all women's shapes except the very fat shape of blah.

But what really gets me going is an atheletic build with a very tight ass. The kind of ass that you can see the vag from behind when they are in a bikini or wearing volleyball shorts. I love all tits but prefer big ones - not freakishly big ones. I once paid a chaperone of a few whores $20 to drape her JJ (double J) tits over my face. I really didnt get too much out of that.

[Misteriosa]

why do this? Where will you put them all?

quiet you. cbob needs to be able to express himself.

go ahead, cbob.

[CountryBob]

I prefer a nice round bubble butt...but flat-chested is a negative (need to have at least b-cup milk bubbles)

milk bubbles - haha never heard of that one....

[CountryBob]

quiet you. cbob needs to be able to express himself.

go ahead, cbob.

haha - just here to make you all happy or scared :king:

[Dell]

will do -

I love all women's shapes except the very fat shape of blah.

But what really gets me going is an atheletic build with a very tight ass. The kind of ass that you can see the vag from behind when they are in a bikini or wearing volleyball shorts. I love all tits but prefer big ones - not freakishly big ones. I once paid a chaperone of a few whores $20 to drape her JJ (double J) tits over my face. I really didnt get too much out of that.

surprised you didn't get a sore neck...

[disneyspy]

madonna's family has a vinyard here http://lpwines.com/wineries/ciccone-vineyard-winery/ and shes around so much it doesnt make the stir as it did when she first showed up

[hanso]

will do -

I love all women's shapes except the very fat shape of blah.

But what really gets me going is an atheletic build with a very tight ass. The kind of ass that you can see the vag from behind when they are in a bikini or wearing volleyball shorts. I love all tits but prefer big ones - not freakishly big ones. I once paid a chaperone of a few whores $20 to drape her JJ (double J) tits over my face. I really didnt get too much out of that.

Once saw this from someone walking downhill in work clothes. Crazy. She is what you would call the spinner type I guess.

[CountryBob]

surprised you didn't get a sore neck...

she had to baby powder up under those melons - it completely blocked out all the light as I leaned back while sitting on the couch and she draped them from behind me. The sheer weight of those feeders was like 20 lbs each!

[disneyspy]

she had to baby powder up under those melons - it completely blocked out all the light as I leaned back while sitting on the couch and she draped them from behind me. The sheer weight of those feeders was like 20 lbs each!

you must have looked like a 3 headed man

[CountryBob]

oh Crazed!

The Raven got 19% on rotten tomatoes. dont think they will get movie of the year.

[hanso]

oh Crazed!

The Raven got 19% on rotten tomatoes. dont think they will get movie of the year.

I tune out all move talk, but if Crazed and someone with tourettes did it I could hang.

[CountryBob]

Even by my terrible standards - having sex with a corpse is where I draw the line.

[danlaroe]

Even by my terrible standards - having sex with a corpse is where I draw the line.

Prude

[sailor]

Uh oh, did a quick Google search and they say worlds most famous ass is goatse. Ugh.

[Dell]

oh Crazed!

The Raven got 19% on rotten tomatoes. dont think they will get movie of the year.

DAMN!!!

did I really miss crazed?

[hanso]

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One title for this is how to troll a monkey Lol

[disneyspy]

I tune out all move talk, but if Crazed and someone with tourettes did it I could hang.

hans ma manz

[Dell]

Jennifer Lopez didn't get the world's best ass...something is wrong with the sample or calculation

[hanso]

hans ma manz

Made it back from the restroom? I'm telling you tater salad is a stand alone salad.

[Misteriosa]

Jennifer Lopez didn't get the world's best ass...something is wrong with the sample or calculation

there are way better asses out there. just sayin'

[Dell]

Made it back from the restroom? I'm telling you tater salad is a stand alone salad.

stand alone or sit on throne?

[Melk]

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One title for this is how to troll a monkey Lol
Why don't they give that disgruntled monkey a grape? That laboratory worker's boyfriend is probably going to dump her for a younger graduate student. Why doesn't she have basic decency? I hope the Texas Rangers send him a consolation grape.

[CountryBob]

i want a monkey

[sailor]

there are way better asses out there. just sayin'

You all keep missing, "most famous" not best. For a chick, that's either her, kardashian or tubgirl.

[Dell]

I saw some perfect bottoms while on vaca, but it's tough to beat JLo...

http://www.hotwomenmagazine.com/images/articles/2011/20120408x6/JenniferLopezHotAssPhotoCollection21.JPG

[disneyspy]

i think the world's greatest ass has to be the paulo

[deliciousV]

i want a monkey

no you don't

[sailor]

Why don't they give that disgruntled monkey a grape? That laboratory worker's boyfriend is probably going to dump her for a younger graduate student. Why doesn't she have basic decency? I hope the Texas Rangers send him a consolation grape.

Good effort, but it would be the older monkey's responsibility.

[Dell]

i want a monkey

so did this lady's neighbor...

image removed...sorry bout dat

[hanso]

Like the bubble butt spinner types, but shapely bodies are nice also.

[Misteriosa]

christ! that lady's face needs spoiler tags or something :surrender:

[CountryBob]

so did this lady's neighbor...



at least she's smiling! :flush:

[Melk]

Good effort, but it would be the older monkey's responsibility.
It certainly wouldn't. The monkeys are isolated from each other in competition for the grapes that the scientist controls the supply of.

[CountryBob]

Saw a hot MILF about 45, walking out of McDonalds and she was wearing yoga pants and had the most delicious ass!

I want to just bite it without even knowing her.

[Melk]

so did this lady's neighbor...


Who knew that the chimp was such a Popeye fan?
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/976861-alice_the_goon_1_large.jpg

[Chigworthy]

I still don't get why Kardashians ass is held in such high regard. It is hideous looking at worst, and at best, it looks like a photoshop.

[Dell]

and this photo was NOT photoshopped...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ch3iBnV_d50/TmYdYr1E9JI/AAAAAAAAADE/9BlAzSX3eC4/s1600/jennifer%2Blopez%2Bassprices%2Bfor%2Binsurance%2B4 .jpeg

[disneyspy]

so did this lady's neighbor...

image removed...sorry bout dat

dammit, i was just coming here to type WHY SO SERIOUS?

[CountryBob]

Who knew that the chimp was such a Popeye fan?
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/976861-alice_the_goon_1_large.jpg

haha!

damn thats crazy right there.

[hanso]

Looks like that weird fish pic where it looks like Jimmy Durante. Ah dat tat tat.

[deliciousV]

Saw a hot MILF about 45, walking out of McDonalds and she was wearing yoga pants and had the most delicious ass!

I want to just bite it without even knowing her.

leave me out of all future fanasies.

[Melk]

I still don't get why Kardashians ass is held in such high regard. It is hideous looking at worst, and at best, it looks like a photoshop.
I don't care for Kim Kardashians' ass at all. I am not a big ass guy. Of course, Ronnie B. loves to point out how women with great bodies have asses like 12 year old girls.

[Dell]

I don't care for Kim Kardashians' ass at all. I am not a big ass guy. Of course, Ronnie B. loves to point out how women with great bodies have asses like 12 year old girls.

12 year old girls asses are the same as 12 year old boys...I worry about a man that doesn't like a beautiful round bubble butt (unless they don't prefer women)

[Melk]

I came back the the US in August around the time that the stupid Kim Kardashian wedding happened. When I would see commercials featuring Blake Griffin, I would confuse him for Khris Humphries.


Aaaaaand The Interrobang is DOWN. Big asses broke the Internet.

[Dell]

okay, I have never seen a better example of filling a bar stool...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uNsAfIDM9E8/TmY6URycOqI/AAAAAAAAADk/5sMx_mZGxO0/s400/jennifer%2Blopez%2Bassprices%2Bfor%2Binsurance%2B2 .jpg

[sailor]

12 year old girls asses are the same as 12 year old boys...I worry about a man that doesn't like a beautiful round bubble butt (unless they don't prefer women)

Like cbob said, some guys prefer a more athletic build (or something to that effect).

[CountryBob]

its not the ass - its whats in between that matters

[CountryBob]

Like cbob said, some guys prefer a more athletic build (or something to that effect).

bubble butts are good too - as long as the owner isnt a fat slob

[Misteriosa]

what is your definition of "fat slob"?

[disneyspy]

what is your definition of "fat slob"?

a bitch that wont go out with him

[Misteriosa]

a bitch that wont go out with him

:laugh:

[Melk]

12 year old girls asses are the same as 12 year old boys...I worry about a man that doesn't like a beautiful round bubble butt (unless they don't prefer women)
Most girls who supposedly have asses like 12 year olds simply don't. Guys who make those kinds of statements, more often than not, are trying to hide their real opinion from their insecure girlfriend/wife/ladyfriends.

It reminds me of the conversation I had with the 18 year old girl that worked in my previous office (and already had a 4-year old kid with a 26 year old guy) telling me that men who prefer shaved vagina are pedophiles.

[deliciousV]

a bitch that wont go out with him

I thought those were lesbians?

[Dell]

Like cbob said, some guys prefer a more athletic build (or something to that effect).

I understand liking the more athletic build (my wife was a gymnast and on the swim team when we started dating)...but, I don't understand not liking the more womanly round bubble butt

I'd say my taste have adapted to my environment, but I liked the beautiful round bubble but when I was a teenager as well...but only gay men should prefer their women look like a teenage boy when walking away (just saying)

[disneyspy]

its 4 20 somewhere

[CountryBob]

what is your definition of "fat slob"?

Hmmm ....probably a chick that has the "bunt" pretty bad.

But I love a full figured woman - just not a really "big un"

[Chigworthy]

12 year old girls asses are the same as 12 year old boys...I worry about a man that doesn't like a beautiful round bubble butt (unless they don't prefer women)

I like a girl with a nice big ass, but Kardashian's just looks hideous. It is exaggerated, like big fake tits, which are also hideous.

[CountryBob]

I like a girl with a nice big ass, but Kardashian's just looks hideous. It is exaggerated, like big fake tits, which are also hideous.

I dont like overly big fake boobs.

[Misteriosa]

Hmmm ....probably a chick that has the "bunt" pretty bad.

But I love a full figured woman - just not a really "big un"

ok so. post a picture of someone who is on the very edge of what body type you would date (she doesnt have to be famous)

[disneyspy]

oh shit it was that pete,feel bad for spanky frank

[Chigworthy]

I dont like overly big fake boobs.

But her ass looks big and fake.

[jennysmurf]

Hmmm ....probably a chick that has the "bunt" pretty bad.

But I love a full figured woman - just not a really "big un"

ok so. post a picture of someone who is on the very edge of what body type you would date (she doesnt have to be famous)

:popcorn:

[disneyspy]

:popcorn:

in my minds eye,i'm posting a picture of you

[Misteriosa]

in my minds eye,i'm posting a picture of you

those dont exist. :dry:

[CountryBob]

ok so. post a picture of someone who is on the very edge of what body type you would date (she doesnt have to be famous)


This is about at the limit I prefer - minus the cellulite. anything over that , and Im usually out.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7168/imagescar3wi3t.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/401/imagescar3wi3t.jpg/)

[Dell]

in my minds eye,i'm posting a picture of you

oh shit...now I need some popcorn

[sailor]

I understand liking the more athletic build (my wife was a gymnast and on the swim team when we started dating)...but, I don't understand not liking the more womanly round bubble butt

I'd say my taste have adapted to my environment, but I liked the beautiful round bubble but when I was a teenager as well...but only gay men should prefer their women look like a teenage boy when walking away (just saying)

Maybe it just depends on the definition, but bubble butt doesn't sound attractive to me. And I don't find Kim or j-lo's asses attractive.

[Dell]

Maybe it just depends on the definition, but bubble butt doesn't sound attractive to me. And I don't find Kim or j-lo's asses attractive.

there are the flat ass, bubble butt, and fat ass...I agree with you on Kim, but j-lo's ass is my definition of big but (or butt) perfect

[jennysmurf]

in my minds eye,i'm posting a picture of you

those dont exist. :dry:

She's right--your mind doesn't have eyes, and pictures of me don't exist.

[CountryBob]

there are the flat ass, bubble butt, and fat ass...I agree with you on Kim, but j-lo's ass is my definition of big but (or butt) perfect

I love her ass. SHe has such a beautiful face too!

[CountryBob]

She's right--your mind doesn't have eyes, and pictures of me don't exist.

and why not? Ive seen Misti but you are an enigma....

youve seen my ugly mug before - so why not share?

[disneyspy]

http://www.bodybuilding.com/contest_media/6742/5570/d/jennifer_davis_stage_021221761377.jpg

[Misteriosa]

I love her ass. SHe has such a beautiful face too!

methinks cbob has the latin fever. :o

[CountryBob]

ok so. post a picture of someone who is on the very edge of what body type you would date (she doesnt have to be famous)

OK - so how about you? how far in the fat department will you go?

[Misteriosa]

OK - so how about you? how far in the fat department will you go?

im good as long as it doesnt reach morbidly obese territory. personality goes a long way for me.

[CountryBob]

methinks cbob has the latin fever. :o

I do - honestly, any ethnic beauty is better to me than the normal white redneck chicks I see everyday. We dont have much diversity down here. :down:

[Dell]

I love her ass. SHe has such a beautiful face too!

a friend worked a photo shoot of her in Miami at the time she was dating Afleck...he had some pictures of her fresh out of the shower, no makeup and wet hair (just a few souvenir shots with him), and she was just as beautiful (God was very nice to her)

[CountryBob]

im good as long as it doesnt reach morbidly obese territory. personality goes a long way for me.

Im just shy of morbid - so I still have a chance!

hehe - no seriously, Im a fat hog right now but working on it!

[CountryBob]

a friend worked a photo shoot of her in Miami at the time she was dating Afleck...he had some pictures of her fresh out of the shower, no makeup and wet hair (just a few souvenir shots with him), and she was just as beautiful (God was very nice to her)

THIS^

I have seen her fresh faced and she looks awesome!

[sailor]

After hearing earl's hair like wool and feet like brass line for the 100th time I did a little research. It's john's vision of Jesus from revelations he's twisting. It's hair the color of wool and feet bronze like from the furnace. It's got nothing to do with race.

[disneyspy]

i found a pic of jennysmurf

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnh038okMm1qaz0cxo1_500.jpg

doable

[CountryBob]

i found a pic of jennysmurf

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnh038okMm1qaz0cxo1_500.jpg

doable

she's adorable!

[Dell]

After hearing earl's hair like wool and feet like brass line for the 100th time I did a little research. It's john's vision of Jesus from revelations he's twisting. It's hair the color of wool and feet bronze like from the furnace. It's got nothing to do with race.

I know a lot of people with selective memory that pull lines from the bible out of context...I usually counter with misquotes from Lord of the Rings

[A.J.]

After hearing earl's hair like wool and feet like brass line for the 100th time I did a little research. It's john's vision of Jesus from revelations he's twisting. It's hair the color of wool and feet bronze like from the furnace. It's got nothing to do with race.

He was probably watching another replay of Malcolm X that was on the other day. That's where that line comes from.

[Dell]

He was probably watching another replay of Malcolm X that was on the other day. That's where that line comes from.

another instance of "creative" selective memory...

[deliciousV]

its 4 20 somewhere



This is about at the limit I prefer - minus the cellulite. anything over that , and Im usually out.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7168/imagescar3wi3t.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/401/imagescar3wi3t.jpg/)

Looks like it's closing time where CBob is

[Dell]

I like Ron's memory...I remember that book and Jesus was an awesome basketball player (he almost opted to be a wide receiver when going pro, though)

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good weekend


C'YA!!

[Dell]

Looks like it's closing time where CBob is

she has to have the deepest dimple in her back that I've ever seen...I expected to see light shining through her bellybutton from the other angle

[hanso]

After hearing earl's hair like wool and feet like brass line for the 100th time I did a little research. It's john's vision of Jesus from revelations he's twisting. It's hair the color of wool and feet bronze like from the furnace. It's got nothing to do with race.

Wool has no color. And he passed to young for that to be the case anyway.

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

have a great weekend, or make someone else as unhappy as you...

[deliciousV]

See Y'all later, you know where to find me. Unless I decide to go out into the real world and drink with some ......ha ha....I kill me.

[sailor]

Wool has no color. And he passed to young for that to be the case anyway.

Again, it was his vision from revelations. It would have been far into the future. Has no color? Is it invisible?!

[CountryBob]

Looks like it's closing time where CBob is

haha - so true!

[sailor]

People who love the heat are assholes.

[hanso]

Again, it was his vision from revelations. It would have been far into the future. Has no color? Is it invisible?!

White is not a color. Revelation also means news. I don't go for that apocalypse vision stuff.

[disneyspy]

White is not a color.

racist!!

[jennysmurf]

and why not? Ive seen Misti but you are an enigma....

youve seen my ugly mug before - so why not share?

Right, I've seen the way you assholes rip apart women who are perfection itself. I'm not going to open myself up for that kind of criticism. :nono:

[sailor]

White is not a color.

Color is light. White is a color of light. It's the color of all light combined.

[CountryBob]

Right, I've seen the way you assholes rip apart women who are perfection itself. I'm not going to open myself up for that kind of criticism. :nono:

so that pic wasnt you after all?

and for your information - i dont rip apart women that are not perfect!

[hanso]

racist!!

Don't think that black is also.

[sailor]

Don't think that black is also.

Black is the absence of light, hence not a color.

[hanso]

Thread almost hit double figures.. peace out

[Dell]

Right, I've seen the way you assholes rip apart women who are perfection itself. I'm not going to open myself up for that kind of criticism. :nono:


This ain't oanda...we love our women from young to old, big to small, shy to bold

I'm quite sure you are overly modest (that in itself is quite attractive)

[Misteriosa]

She's a cute one :happy:

[CountryBob]

She's a cute one :happy:

Jenny - I hope some day you will feel comfortable to share a pic or at least one night you are trashed in the drunk thread.

I promise - we will respect!

I just would like to get the visual I have in my mind of you out and replace it with the real deal.

[deliciousV]

Jenny - I hope some day you will feel comfortable to share a pic or at least one night you are trashed in the drunk thread.

I promise - we will respect!

I just would like to get the visual I have in my mind of you out and replace it with the real deal.

I have some experience in this area, DON'T DO IT! Sorry Bob, animals lurk here.

[CountryBob]

I have some experience in this area, DON'T DO IT! Sorry Bob, animals lurk here.

yeah - I guess so. Jenny, dont do it!
Prank caller, prank caller!