Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/30/12 - We got that Spring Fever!

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Jimmy legs? Antsy Pantsy? It's getting to that time of year and there's only one cure. pop punk.

[danlaroe]

Umm

[realmenhatelife]

Song was Bonnie and Clyde by Serge Gainsbourg, you've seen his daughter Charlotte bare assed in Lars Von Trier movies. No lie I just read that guy's wikipedia last week.





So everyone called out today, huh?

[sailor]

Heya.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont get down with tomato or bacon or anything like that in grilled cheese.

[sailor]

So, fez
Used the term blitzkrieg incorrectly, Ron said he'd let it slide, then takes to calling him blitzkrieg, then wants to know why fez won't get involved. And a grilled cheese with bacon is definitely grilled cheese. And omg, yes diners absolutely have grilled cheese with bacon. How has Ron not seen that?

[sailor]

I dont get down with tomato or bacon or anything like that in grilled cheese.

I just found out last week there's a grilled cheese truck here in Stamford. Everything I can do to not go there.

[LeedsJr]

So, fez
Used the term blitzkrieg incorrectly, Ron said he'd let it slide, then takes to calling him blitzkrieg, then wants to know why fez won't get involved. And a grilled cheese with bacon is definitely grilled cheese. And omg, yes diners absolutely have grilled cheese with bacon. How has Ron not seen that?

Holy crap, I just heard this through my online player!

I'm listening behind sailor now?!?

[CountryBob]

Howdy ya'll :bye:

In my last week at the job and its starting out somber - its nice to find out how many people appreciate me and my work.

[realmenhatelife]

So, fez
Used the term blitzkrieg incorrectly, Ron said he'd let it slide, then takes to calling him blitzkrieg, then wants to know why fez won't get involved. And a grilled cheese with bacon is definitely grilled cheese. And omg, yes diners absolutely have grilled cheese with bacon. How has Ron not seen that?

My radio is behind Sailor's. Up is down, black is white, we are through the looking glass.

[sailor]

Ron sounds like an absolute ham'n'egger in this grilled cheese discussion. Odd since he talks himself up as such a foodie in other respects.

[realmenhatelife]

Holy crap, I just heard this through my online player!

I'm listening behind sailor now?!?

Hit 'listen live' which was not a feature on the old player. It will bump you up. All is right with the world again.

[sailor]

Holy crap, I just heard this through my online player!

I'm listening behind sailor now?!?

I don't generally use the online anymore. I'm only behind if I leave my desk and pause the audio.

[realmenhatelife]

I just found out last week there's a grilled cheese truck here in Stamford. Everything I can do to not go there.

My brother is also a mr. grilled cheese and he high tailed it to a place in Philly for the 'mac and cheese' grilled cheese at this place and about stroked out on it.

[IamFogHat]

Oh hi.

[A.J.]

Mmmmmm...64 slices of American cheese.

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[sailor]

Ha, blowhard gets the shark!

[realmenhatelife]

Thank god the listening thread bannermen started showing up, I was ass out on this thread to start.

[LeedsJr]

Hit 'listen live' which was not a feature on the old player. It will bump you up. All is right with the world again.

I don't see it!

I'm falling backwards through time!

The pictures on my desk are turning black and white!

A fedora just appeared on my head!

I have to find a way to get Back... To the Future!

[IamFogHat]

Thank god the listening thread bannermen started showing up, I was ass out on this thread to start.

Sorry I'm late, I think I'm still drunk, I had a lot of cleaning up to do around the house:unsure:

[CountryBob]

Thank god the listening thread bannermen started showing up, I was ass out on this thread to start.

My house banner is a knocked over Moonshine jug with flies swarming around it on green field.

[CountryBob]

Sorry I'm late, I think I'm still drunk, I had a lot of cleaning up to do around the house:unsure:

Shit yourself?

[sailor]

Hit 'listen live' which was not a feature on the old player. It will bump you up. All is right with the world again.

Even if you hit listen live you will have a delay that doesn't exist with an actual XM radio.

[IamFogHat]

My house banner is a knocked over Moonshine jug with flies swarming around it on green field.

What's my sigil?

[IamFogHat]

Shit yourself?

No just stupid stuff spilled everywhere.

[realmenhatelife]

My house banner is a knocked over Moonshine jug with flies swarming around it on green field.

The Greatbob.

[sailor]

That happy waitress is made up bullshit.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

just fired 300 rounds and boy do I feel relaxed...:smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

Cant. Stant. Klosterman.



Everything he writes for grantland is just about how much of a dick everyone is.

[sailor]

Yay, food snob Ronnie is back! I got worried there for a sec.

[RADIO-SHARK]

Ha, blowhard gets the shark!me and Blowhard(heckler)are old school prank callers. we use to call Allen Colmes old NBC show...:devil2:

[realmenhatelife]

Yay, food snob Ronnie is back! I got worried there for a sec.

Cant wait until there's a Molly's truck.

[Dell]

me and Blowhard(heckler)are old school prank callers. we use to call Allen Colmes old NBC show...:devil2:


prank calls in the 70's were so superior to prank calls today...:yawn:

[Crispy123]

hellooooo :bye:

[sailor]

me and Blowhard(heckler)are old school prank callers. we use to call Allen Colmes old NBC show...:devil2:


Yeah, but you're fun.

[CountryBob]

moaning buddays...:bye:

just fired 300 rounds and boy do I feel relaxed...:smoke:

pistol or shooting sporting clays?

[CountryBob]

What's my sigil?

dude - you will have to figure it out but I expect nothing less than excellence

[A.J.]

I wear my Red Sox gear to Camden all the time. I just remember I'm a guest in someone's house and don't act like a dick. I cheer my team on -- I never heckle the home team.

[sailor]

This Ron mocking yelpers talking up food trucks is making my head explode on so many levels. It's so complex in its irony.

[sailor]

I wear my Red Sox gear to Camden all the time. I just remember I'm a guest in someone's house and don't act like a dick. I cheer my team on -- I never heckle the home team.

I've always worn Yankee caps at Fenway. Haven't gone in like 15 years, but never once had an issue.

[Gutter]

whas up buddays

[CountryBob]

Being such a hot head - I would not wear any identifying gear when visiting an opponents stadium. If someone gives me shit I follow it up with a knuckle sandwich!

[Dell]

pistol or shooting sporting clays?

pistols...trying the one I just bought for my daughter

Virginia is lifting the one-handgun/month restriction in July...I will have NO disposable income then

[CountryBob]

whas up buddays

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[sailor]

Being such a hot head - I would not wear any identifying gear when visiting an opponents stadium. If someone gives me shit I follow it up with a knuckle sandwich!

Cbob causing a regular donnybrook.

[realmenhatelife]

What's my sigil?

A hat, made of fog, in broken chains.

[A.J.]

I've always worn Yankee caps at Fenway. Haven't gone in like 15 years, but never once had an issue.

I wore Sox gear to Yankee Stadium a few years back and didn't have a problem either. If anything, most of the rows were a mix of Yanks and Sox fans who went to the game together as a group.

[Dell]

whas up buddays

what's the haps budday?

[Crispy123]

I dont eat grilled cheese often. But when I do I have to have tomoto soup with it.

[IamFogHat]

A hat, made of fog, in broken chains.

Mm I like that.

[CountryBob]

runchtime!

rater buddrays!

[sailor]

I wore Sox gear to Yankee Stadium a few years back and didn't have a problem either. If anything, most of the rows were a mix of Yanks and Sox fans who went to the game together as a group.

Just walking around the city you can't go but a few hours without seeing a sox hat in the summer.

[Misteriosa]

hello gents :bye:

finally free from the file room for a while :o

and i love bacon in grilled cheese.

[Gutter]

what's the haps budday?

nada man......just hangin.....unemployment people call me today to ask so some questions about my unemployed status.

[IamFogHat]

hello gents :bye:

finally free from the file room for a while :o

and i love bacon in grilled cheese.

That sounds awesome.

[Crispy123]

runchtime!

rater buddrays!

lunch???

its only noon. I got bacon on, about to crack sum eggs and Im on my 2nd cup of coffee. :king:

[Gutter]

hello gents :bye:

finally free from the file room for a while :o

and i love bacon in grilled cheese.

bacon is good on there......tomato ruins all sammiches. I like dunking my grilled cheese in some tomato sauce.

[IamFogHat]

Oh man, Fez is drinking hot piss water now?

[Misteriosa]

Just walking around the city you can't go but a few hours without seeing a sox hat in the summer.

heh i remember i was walking with jhats (he was wearing his sox cap) around 34th street and some dude just walked straight up to him and said "take it off!"

hats just looked at me and shook his head. i managed to talk the guy down and to leave us alone.

[Dell]

nada man......just hangin.....unemployment people call me today to ask so some questions about my unemployed status.

dspy has all the answers memorized...just give them his number

[Gutter]

dspy has all the answers memorized...just give them his number

hahaha sweet!!! I forgot to study.

[Dell]

bacon is good on there......tomato ruins all sammiches. I like dunking my grilled cheese in some tomato sauce.

you do see the irony of tomato ruining a sammich and liking to dunk them in tomato sauce...no?

[realmenhatelife]

pistols...trying the one I just bought for my daughter

Virginia is lifting the one-handgun/month restriction in July...I will have NO disposable income then

Do you watch Top Shot like it's QVC?

[Misteriosa]

and because its been that kind of day...

Team Sleep

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[LeedsJr]

nada man......just hangin.....unemployment people call me today to ask so some questions about my unemployed status.

Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!

[sailor]

You can't dunk in public? What about a French dip? And I will always dip a buttered bagel into tea.

[Gutter]

you do see the irony of tomato ruining a sammich and liking to dunk them in tomato sauce...no?

kind of....but they taste way different obviously. I mean tomato/pasta sauce heated up a little for dunking is delicious. Cold fresh tomato is all your going to taste if you put it on there.

[Dell]

Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

kind of....but they taste way different obviously. I mean tomato/pasta sauce heated up a little for dunking is delicious. Cold fresh tomato is all your going to taste if you put it on there.

cold fresh tomato is delicious and is a great name for a band.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not going to the ibang but those volleyball shorts are something else.

[IamFogHat]

Love is the weirdest thing imaginable.

[Gutter]

Vandelay Industries! Vandelay Industries!

I designed the new addition to the Guggenheim.

[Gutter]

cold fresh tomato is delicious and is a great name for a band.

agreed to the latter. But I should esssplain. cold fresh tomato is delicious, but on sammiches it becomes all you taste unless they're sliced super super thin.

[Warren Peace]

Has Ron ever seen a movie that wasn't phenomenal?

[Misteriosa]

i'm half listening. she did WHAT to her dog?!

[A.J.]

You can't dunk in public? What about a French dip? And I will always dip a buttered bagel into tea.

Up on cripple creek, she sends me....

[IamFogHat]

This caller sounds like the worst human on earth.

[Misteriosa]

agreed to the latter. But I should esssplain. cold fresh tomato is delicious, but on sammiches it becomes all you taste unless they're sliced super super thin.

not for me, but i guess im spoilt by the bodega delis :o

[Dell]

This caller sounds like the worst human on earth.

having someone admit they are that shallow (even anonymously) is beyond comprehension to me...what a dolt

[Gutter]

not for me, but i guess im spoilt by the bodega delis :o

perhaps. maybe they slice it good and thin so it doesn't take over flavor wise.

[realmenhatelife]

My player is 3 minutes behind, that's nuts. How will I make topical comments?

[Dell]

My player is 3 minutes behind, that's nuts. How will I make topical comments?

spoiler...

the man's wife blew his brains out to end the phone call

[LeedsJr]

My player is 3 minutes behind, that's nuts. How will I make topical comments?

Me too. I feel like such a sailor.

And this guy does NOT love his wife.

[Misteriosa]

My player is 3 minutes behind, that's nuts. How will I make topical comments?

you should post comments as soon as they pop up in your head :o chances are they are still talking about the topic

[IamFogHat]

I feel like only parents can have unconditional love. Which kind of sucks cause I plan on not having kids.

[Misteriosa]

I feel like only parents can have unconditional love. Which kind of sucks cause I plan on not having kids.

i feel that way about my sisters, niece, and nephews. its actually rather frightening.

[IamFogHat]

i feel that way about my sisters, niece, and nephews. its actually rather frightening.

Oh yeah, I guess I do have that for my niece and nephew.

[Dell]

I have unconditional love for my wife...there are reasons we could part ways, but I'd still love her

[realmenhatelife]

you should post comments as soon as they pop up in your head :o chances are they are still talking about the topic

I'm gonna take a stab and this inception style of posting.


No Ron, You're wrong. Gay love can be unconditional!

[Misteriosa]

I'm gonna take a stab and this inception style of posting.


No Ron, You're wrong. Gay love can be unconditional!

haaaa.. he hasnt gotten there yet

[Gutter]

I'm gonna take a stab and this inception style of posting.


No Ron, You're wrong. Gay love can be unconditional!

That's so on point I'm wondering if my player is three minuets behind because it hasn't been said yet. hahaha

[Dell]

why would there be two UPS guys at the same house?

[deliciousV]

why would there be two UPS guys at the same house?

To deliver their package and high five.

[IamFogHat]

why would there be two UPS guys at the same house?

Cause she hit the jackpot?

[realmenhatelife]

why would there be two UPS guys at the same house?

One of them is training the other.

[IamFogHat]

To deliver their package and high five.

:lol:

[sailor]

Wait, so now it's wrong to feel pride in your kids? Is Ron secretly Marcellus Wallace?!

[Misteriosa]

why would there be two UPS guys at the same house?

cuz they are gonna make an eiffel tower?

[realmenhatelife]

Or she's such a whore she chose 'seperate delivery' on Amazon just to get double teamed.

[Dell]

To deliver their package and high five.

poor pepper, he deserves better...like, FedEx or sumpthin

[Dell]

One of them is training the other.

if by "training," you mean "training"

[IamFogHat]

I love these conversations about the human condition, but I have to say I think people posit opinions that are only from their experience while espousing them as across the board. Like for instance, that lady caller just now said the opposite of my life, I always call up dad when I need help and when she was alive would only call mom with good news.

[IamFogHat]

cuz they are gonna make an eiffel tower?

You're my favorite human right now:lol:

[Gutter]

why would there be two UPS guys at the same house?

big box?

[Misteriosa]

big box?

oh yeah.

[Misteriosa]

You're my favorite human right now:lol:

:o

[realmenhatelife]

poor pepper, he deserves better...like, FedEx or sumpthin

FTD- Full of That Dick

[Gutter]

oh yeah.

now you're jim norton's favorite human

[sailor]

Up on cripple creek, she sends me....

Song lyric? I'm lost.

[Misteriosa]

im sorry my nephew does read war and peace yet, ron. :rolleyes: dr seuss will have to do for now.

[Dell]

my puppy needs to go outside...post wif yoos in a few

[IamFogHat]

Well at least Fez will have good stories next week.

[realmenhatelife]

I love these conversations about the human condition, but I have to say I think people posit opinions that are only from their experience while espousing them as across the board. Like for instance, that lady caller just now said the opposite of my life, I always call up dad when I need help and when she was alive would only call mom with good news.

I agree, it's flipped for me. My mom just wants to talk about how people at work are pissing her off and how my brothers dont call her. My dad will actually have some kind of advice, although his advice is so predictable I can pretty much just guess it. Keep that job until you get another one... Supermarket is a racket.

[Misteriosa]

what?! sorry caller, you are full of shit. i know too many women who support their unemployed men.

[IamFogHat]

I still love a girl I was with eleven years ago. But she's that Ron quote about a person you think about every day but never talk about.

[realmenhatelife]

what?! sorry caller, you are full of shit. i know too many women who support their unemployed men.

What are their numbers?

[sailor]

Yes, SHITTY dads say they're babysitting their kids. Looking right at you, Opester.

[IamFogHat]

What are their numbers?

:laugh:

[sailor]

More than just about anything else, Ron's stances on fatherhood infuriate me.

[LeedsJr]

Yes, SHITTY dads say they're babysitting their kids. Looking right at you, Opester.

Dave used to say that as well.

Never did understand it.

[Misteriosa]

Yes, SHITTY dads say they're babysitting their kids. Looking right at you, Opester.

^^

the most ive heard was "i'm watching my kid" but babysitting? yikes

[realmenhatelife]

You're going to law school damnit! and You should go and do whatever you want! both sounds some first world parental problems. I just got 'Get a job.'

[IamFogHat]

Wow Ron's really getting all Good Will Hunting on Pepper right now
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[Misteriosa]

You're going to law school damnit! and You should go and do whatever you want! both sounds some first world parental problems. I just got 'Get a job.'

my mom just said, "you are going to college and thats it."

and i paid for all of it.

[A.J.]

My mom and her mom used to talk a couple of times a day.

[Dell]

More than just about anything else, Ron's stances on fatherhood infuriate me.

yep, he almost makes me feel guilty for liking to watch my kids when they were young (I still love to hold babies)...and I coached their rec league teams (and, I loved it)

[IamFogHat]

Well I'm gonna go cry now.

[realmenhatelife]

More than just about anything else, Ron's stances on fatherhood infuriate me.

I get really mad when he acts like family obligations are made up. Like if someone needs to stay in their home town to take care of their aging parents and is a little upset about it and he acts like "hey, you could leave." That's something someone who has siblings that stayed home says, its bullshit.

[sailor]

Dave used to say that as well.

Never did understand it.

And I hate that caller parroting opie's stance on calling it babysitting if you're not actively involved (like taking them to their ball game). It's one thing to steal from a show, but don't call into another show on the same fucking channel!

[Misteriosa]

yep, he almost makes me feel guilty for liking to watch my kids when they were young (I still love to hold babies)...and I coached their rec league teams (and, I loved it)

they are nice to hold after about a month old. before then i feel like im going to break them.

i was TERRIFIED of my youngest nephew the day he was born. i couldnt get myself to hold him until he was about a week old and that was because everyone was screaming for me to hold him (they were trying to give me "baby fever" :dry:)

[jennysmurf]

Well I'm gonna go cry now.

It's okay, Punkin. *strokes your thigh inappropriately*

[realmenhatelife]

my mom just said, "you are going to college and thats it."

and i paid for all of it.

Thats some shit.

[Misteriosa]

It's okay, Punkin. *strokes your thigh inappropriately*

Ooooh!! new avvie!

[Misteriosa]

the nerdist is a huuuge dr who fan :happy:

my decent into nerd-dom is cemented :down:

[Gutter]

So, way off topic, but I hadta share. My cousin (who is a cop) just texted me this:

If you're not doing anything on Thursday I have to take a field sobriety class and I have to bring someone to class to get drunk. It starts at 830am if you're interested.



I think I'm interested.

[Misteriosa]

So, way off topic, but I hadta share. My cousin (who is a cop) just texted me this:

If you're not doing anything on Thursday I have to take a field sobriety class and I have to bring someone to class to get drunk. It starts at 830am if you're interested.

I think I'm interested.

hell yes. what are you waiting for?!

[IamFogHat]

It's okay, Punkin. *strokes your thigh inappropriately*

:wub:

[Gutter]

hell yes. what are you waiting for?!

He's gonna call me with more info when he gets out of class.

[realmenhatelife]

Its ironic hes bringing up Iowa considering gay marriage has been legal there a lot longer than new York and cali.

[IamFogHat]

Ooooh!! new avvie!

I like it.

[sailor]

Of course I can be offended by another's sexual proclivities, but other than a few extreme examples I don't think it should be censored.

[LeedsJr]

Of course I can be offended by another's sexual proclivities, but other than a few extreme examples I don't think it should be censored.

Hell, I'm offended by my own. :smile:

[Misteriosa]

ok.. gonna grab some lunch. sammich for me :bye:

[IamFogHat]

I participated in a rape fantasy a couple times. She loved it but I always felt icky afterwards.

[sailor]

Bad acting? Ron's watching pro-porn? How very 1980s of him.

[Gutter]

ok.. gonna grab some lunch. sammich for me :bye:

Keep that fucking tomato off of there!

[LeedsJr]

I participated in a rape fantasy a couple times. She loved it but I always felt icky afterwards.

Your ass hurt? :smile:

[Gutter]

I participated in a rape fantasy a couple times. She loved it but I always felt icky afterwards.

did Cbob just hack your page?

[sailor]

Can't go wrong with some tomato on a nice burger.

[Misteriosa]

Keep that fucking tomato off of there!

Extra tomato just for you.

Also im hoping that they are considering child porn totally out of the question

[IamFogHat]

did Cbob just hack your page?

:laugh:

[IamFogHat]

Extra tomato just for you.

Also im hoping that they are considering child porn totally out of the question

I think the premise is anything between consenting adults is ok.

[sailor]

I think the premise is anything between consenting adults is ok.

Yeah, no kids or animals was the starting point.

[sailor]

Odd thing towards the end, fez? The money shot?

[IamFogHat]

Did that caller not listen to Fez? Why would he have a problem with Jim if he's fine with fetishes?

[realmenhatelife]

The hilarious thing about this lag is I get out of my car and by the time I'm back at my desk the first word out of my xmro is literally the last word I heard in the car.

[realmenhatelife]

If you think violence in porn is acceptible go see Max Hardcore in his texan prison cell.

[IamFogHat]

To bad CBob isn't here to hear this incest talk.

[jennysmurf]

To bad CBob isn't here to hear this incest talk.

He's so unreliable.

[realmenhatelife]

Being aroused by what is offensive to you is not unusual at all. It offends some people because it arouses them, it arouses some people because it offends them.

Ron never did anything that was 'forbidden?'

[Gutter]

If you think violence in porn is acceptible go see Max Hardcore in his texan prison cell.

I thought he got put away because all the girls in his videos dress like school girls and it's illegal to have an over 18 actor portray someone underage in a porn.

[sailor]

If you think violence in porn is acceptible go see Max Hardcore in his texan prison cell.

That guy was saying it SHOULD be ok.

[Gutter]

To bad CBob isn't here to hear this incest talk.

He's so unreliable.

He's probably doing something incestuous now so he can tell us about it later

[realmenhatelife]

I thought he got put away because all the girls in his videos dress like school girls and it's illegal to have an over 18 actor portray someone underage in a porn.

I'm not sure exactly but I know they always tried to get him on both things.

[realmenhatelife]

You know what's bizarre, the super conservative gay dude that I know rents the same videos that Fez does.

[IamFogHat]

Oh no, Fez is watching rape videos from Russia? There's no way that shit is simulated.

[IamFogHat]

You know what's bizarre, the super conservative gay dude that I know rents the same videos that Fez does.

The bizarre part about it is he's still renting videos in 2012.

[jennysmurf]

He's probably doing something incestuous now so he can tell us about it later

True, but I wish he wouldn't tell us about it later.

[Recyclerz]

Fez fancies himself a bottom? I'm shocked! Shocked!!

[Gutter]

I'm not sure exactly but I know they always tried to get him on both things.

I just read that officially he was just charged with transporting and mailing obscene material.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh no, Fez is watching rape videos from Russia? There's no way that shit is simulated.

They scream Nyet Nyet. That means "I consent, I consent." Right?

[Gutter]

True, but I wish he wouldn't tell us about it later.

true.

[Misteriosa]

The bizarre part about it is he's still renting videos in 2012.

he is a conservative after all :o

[IamFogHat]

They scream Nyet Nyet. That means "I consent, I consent." Right?

Anytime they start talking slavic I immediately click it off, you never know how old the girls are in those fucking videos.

[sailor]

The bizarre part about it is he's still renting videos in 2012.

He actually just said it's all on his computer.

[IamFogHat]

He actually just said it's all on his computer.

I was making fun of RMHL's friend.

[realmenhatelife]

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Going out to Fez, continuing Pop Punk Month.

[LeedsJr]

No one ever gets a DUI in new York?

Has Ron ever heard of Braylon Edwards?

[realmenhatelife]

The bizarre part about it is he's still renting videos in 2012.

he is a conservative after all :o

The truth of it is this cheap prick isn't about to throw out a perfectly good VCR.

[IamFogHat]

Damn, that guy's a heavy sleeper.

[CountryBob]

Dear Penthouse - It started when I went to have lunch with 2 post menapausal ladies from work but we didnt actually go to our planned destination......... :ohmy:

[sailor]

I was making fun of RMHL's friend.

My bad.

[realmenhatelife]

My favorite thing that you see in movies is the 'top shelf alchoholic.' They're down and out drunks but they still buy top label shit.

Just saw it in Larry Crowne this weekend.

And there's this movie called Another Earth. This guy is killing himself with booze, living in an unheated dillapidated house, but he's still putting his scotch in cyrstal decanters. Fucking rich ass Columbia kids have never seen real people in their lives before they make these movies.

[jennysmurf]

Dear Penthouse - It started when I went to have lunch with 2 post menapausal ladies from work but we didnt actually go to our planned destination......... :ohmy:

:help:

[Gutter]

Jeezy creezy.....poor guy. If you click the link the article says his current girlfriend left him now because she wouldn't be with someone without teeth. I bet they loved each other unconditionally yesterday.

[Misteriosa]

And there's this movie called Another Earth. This guy is killing himself with booze, living in an unheated dillapidated house, but he's still putting his scotch in cyrstal decanters. Fucking rich ass Columbia kids have never seen real people in their lives before they make these movies.

maybe they didnt want to pay for any alcohol name brands :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

:help:

It's ok Jenny, you've got like 35 years before you're ready for lunch with Bob.

[Misteriosa]

yeah.. i think that any fulfillments of rape fantasies should come with some kind of signed agreement and the use of safewords. :unsure:

[Gutter]

yeah.. i think that any fulfillments of rape fantasies should come with some kind of signed agreement and the use of safewords. :unsure:

banana.

[IamFogHat]

yeah.. i think that any fulfillments of rape fantasies should come with some kind of signed agreement and the use of safewords. :unsure:

We didn't, but we had been dating for like three years already. Although the safeword might have been a good idea.

[CountryBob]

:help:

I did this just for you - after back reading your comments. :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

banana.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! :clap: always

[sailor]

I don't know if I've dated a girl without rape fantasies. Maybe I just attract damaged girls.

[CountryBob]

yeah.. i think that any fulfillments of rape fantasies should come with some kind of signed agreement and the use of safewords. :unsure:

Margaret Thatcher - always a good safe word as something you would never say in reality.

[jennysmurf]

I did this just for you - after back reading your comments. :laugh:

Oh you!:nono:

[IamFogHat]

Hurrraaay!!

[realmenhatelife]

yeah.. i think that any fulfillments of rape fantasies should come with some kind of signed agreement and the use of safewords. :unsure:
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[sailor]

Maybe jay just knew people had interest in Mel Gibson?

[IamFogHat]

banana.

We didn't, but we had been dating for like three years already. Although the safeword might have been a good idea.

Speaking of which, that girl wanted me to felate a frozen banana one time. We had a strange relationship.

[CountryBob]

I don't know if I've dated a girl without rape fantasies. Maybe I just attract damaged girls.

Dont get so involved that you put on a tobaggen with the eye holes cut in it and come through the window....

Been there done that - stupid nosey neighbors!

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know if I've dated a girl without rape fantasies. Maybe I just attract damaged girls.

Somethings going on cus a whole lot of them like hands on their necks.

[Misteriosa]

I don't know if I've dated a girl without rape fantasies. Maybe I just attract damaged girls.

im sure its a common fantasy... :unsure:


uhh not that i'd know anything about that sort of thing :flush:

[realmenhatelife]

Speaking of which, that girl wanted me to felate a frozen banana one time. We had a strange relationship.

When you were at the supermarket did you say "cant I just buy a baby zucchini, it's cheaper and we dont have to freeze it." Or "Can it atleast be a chocolate banana so I can enjoy it too?"

[IamFogHat]

When you were at the supermarket did you say "cant I just buy a baby zucchini, it's cheaper and we dont have to freeze it." Or "Can it atleast be a chocolate banana so I can enjoy it too?"

It actually was a chocolate frozen banana haha.

[Gutter]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! :clap: always

always. hahaha

[sailor]

Thank goodness we're moving on to bullying.

[jennysmurf]

Thank goodness we're moving on to bullying.

Hmmm...it's very subtle, but I detect sarcasm.:dry:

[Gutter]

ok buddays....I'm punching out early.

[Warren Peace]

Dont get so involved that you put on a tobaggen with the eye holes cut in it and come through the window....

Been there done that - stupid nosey neighbors!

you put a sled on your head?

[realmenhatelife]

ok buddays....I'm punching out early.

What are ya, Mike Tyson punching out or sumpthin tss tss

[LeedsJr]

Where, exactly, is the funny in this conversation?

[IamFogHat]

Father of the year on the line.

[CountryBob]

you put a sled on your head?

I have a feeling its a southern term.....

[Misteriosa]

Hmmm...it's very subtle, but I detect sarcasm.:dry:

hey jenny, tonite is the REAL final episode. DONT FUCK IT UP!

[sailor]

Hmmm...it's very subtle, but I detect sarcasm.:dry:

Ha, I knew it would be taken that way, but I just meant I was glad to be off the hot sex talk on here during my work day.

[Recyclerz]

I don't know if I've dated a girl without rape fantasies. Maybe I just attract damaged girls.

There's a name for guys like you...

Rapists! *

*just kidding.

[sailor]

I have a feeling its a southern term.....

Ha, I knew he meant ski mask. I've never used the word that way, but I've seen/heard it before.

[realmenhatelife]

As awful as the commercials are I always chuckle a little at the Steven Singer spot making fun of all the shitty products Steven Singer hawks. "Argentium no no no."

[CountryBob]

Ha, I knew he meant ski mask. I've never used the word that way, but I've seen/heard it before.

I sat here trying to think of "ski Mask" but I was at a loss and couldnt wait any longer.

[IamFogHat]

1s and 2s.

[CountryBob]

1s and 2s.

3s and 4s?

[sailor]

I've never gotten the interest in the etymology of insults. Yes, the original word means one thing but it's silly to look at how it has warped over time into an insult and make connections between the slang usage and the original word.

[IamFogHat]

This has been a really interesting show today.

[Misteriosa]

1s and 2s.

3s and 4s?

http://soloruido.lamula.pe/wp-content/blogs.dir/7583/files/2011/03/5.6.7.8s.jpg

[IamFogHat]

I make bad decisions almost every night.

[jennysmurf]

hey jenny, tonite is the REAL final episode. DONT FUCK IT UP!

If RuPaul drags (pun intended) this out another week, I gonna be miffed!

[sailor]

http://soloruido.lamula.pe/wp-content/blogs.dir/7583/files/2011/03/5.6.7.8s.jpg

Why was 6 afraid of 7? (I know you appreciate those kid jokes)

[Misteriosa]

If RuPaul drags (pun intended) this out another week, I gonna be miffed!

no. it HAS to be announced today. cities would be razed to the ground in outrage!

[IamFogHat]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? (I know you appreciate those kid jokes)

Something about urinate.

[Misteriosa]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? (I know you appreciate those kid jokes)

because 7 ate 9 :laugh:

[sailor]

I absolutely agree with hicks on the violent crime vs theft.

[realmenhatelife]

I think fear prohibits any of these actions, what you're afraid of is different case to case. You're afraid of living with yourself after if you say "I would never kill even if I wouldn't get caught." Tell tale heart deal.

[Dell]

banana.

how would it ever get started?

you might as well make zucchini the safe word...

[Misteriosa]

how would it ever get started?

you might as well make zucchini the safe word...

dell, banana is ALWAYS the safe word :dry:

[IamFogHat]

Why can't people just be nice to each other?

[Dell]

dell, banana is ALWAYS the safe word :dry:

I always find when your partner starts laughing hysterically you don't need a safe word...:huh:

[IamFogHat]

I didn't know Ron has a sister.

[Dell]

Why can't people just be nice to each other?

why can't we all just get along...

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[Melk]

Good afternoon everyone.

I have to agree with Penn on the whole, "Raping and murdering all I want" argument. I don't have needs to "sin." Who really wants to hurt other people? I do not understand it.

[IamFogHat]

Good afternoon everyone.

I have to agree with Penn on the whole, "Raping and murdering all I want" argument. I don't have needs to "sin." Who really wants to hurt other people? I do not understand it.

Yeah I totally agree, people who want to hurt other people make no sense at all to me.

[jennysmurf]

Why can't people just be nice to each other?

Cause some people are mean.

[Dell]

Yeah I totally agree, people who want to hurt other people make no sense at all to me.

I agree as well...I cannot imagine anything worse than victimizing another person

if there is not a victim, I usually don't have a problem with it...probably the reason I feel they should legalize drugs...

[sailor]

Who really wants to hurt other people? I do not understand it.

Some girls just need it. Don't judge.

[Dell]

Cause some people are mean.

bully

[CountryBob]

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Teamwork!

[IamFogHat]

Why is this asshole caller so mad?

[CountryBob]

no. it HAS to be announced today. cities would be razed to the ground in outrage!

I have my bulldozer fueled up and ready :smoke:

[CountryBob]

Cause some people are mean.

You should know - drunk thread meanie!

[Dell]

Teamwork!

are those women playing over-sized instruments or are they really small?..almost looks like a photoshop

[IamFogHat]

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