Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/10/12. Did you wash your ass today?

[IamFogHat]

Well hi there, buddays.:bye:
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[Misteriosa]

its about fucking time.

[IamFogHat]

its about fucking time.

:laugh:

[A.J.]

Did you wash your ass today?

I used to love that drop on Don and Mike.

[Misteriosa]

been playing this song a lot:

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i luuuuurrrrrrves it and it sounds like it would be good for sexay times or a burlesque performance :wub:

[IamFogHat]

I used to love that drop on Don and Mike.

Me too:smile:

[realmenhatelife]

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You may be a little premature on this one.



Video updated to a totally clean image.

[realmenhatelife]

I feel like the girls at the dubstep burlesque would have to have big asses. So I'm down for the dubstep burlesque.

[Misteriosa]

I feel like the girls at the dubstep burlesque would have to have big asses. So I'm down for the dubstep burlesque.

that should be a band name.

[realmenhatelife]

that should be a band name.

Did you see Grimes, Diplo and Skrillex are touring canada together on a train? Also, Skrillex was #100 on Spin magazines most recent list of 100 greatest guitarist, even though he doesn't play guitar. They said it was for his inherant understanding of riffs.

[Misteriosa]

i didnt know that. and i find skrillex is an acquired taste and should only be taken in small doses. you can only listen to "transformers having sex" for so long...

[realmenhatelife]

i didnt know that. and i find skrillex is an acquired taste and should only be taken in small doses. you can only listen to "transformers having sex" for so long...

tss tss it's like oh optimus shoot your energon or something tss



But seriously my guess would be HotRod and Bumblebee, they're looking like some fun boys and I think Arce is just a beard.

[realmenhatelife]

Or like little butch Brawn and big bear Ultra Magnus.

[Dell]

I used to love that drop on Don and Mike.

moaning buddays...:bye:

I loved that drop as well, but my wife didn't...without thought, I would drop it in conversations when I probably shouldn't (like there is an appropriate time)

[CountryBob]

Some of you are talking in code that makes no sense

[Misteriosa]

Some of you are talking in code that makes no sense

how are you enjoying your week off?

[sailor]

how are you enjoying your week off?

He's obviously drunk and can't follow a convo.

[Dell]

Some of you are talking in code that makes no sense

Don and Mike were a syndicated show out of the DC area (Manassas, VA) on the same station that hosted Ron and Fez...they played a lot of drops during their rejoiners like the buddays did ("did you wash your ass today?" was one of those)

another one that worked its way into conversation was "did you get my cheese whiz, boy?"...pretty sure that was from the Blues Brothers

[IamFogHat]

Don and Mike were a syndicated show out of the DC area (Manassas, VA) on the same station that hosted Ron and Fez...they played a lot of drops during their rejoiners like the buddays did ("did you wash your ass today?" was one of those)

another one that worked its way into conversation was "did you get my cheese whiz, boy?"...pretty sure that was from the Blues Brothers

I'm pretty sure he was talking about the dub step conversation.

[Dell]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about the dub step conversation.

oh, well...nevermind...:huh:

[CountryBob]

how are you enjoying your week off?

Great but kinda weird. I am so used to staying busy and when I take off from work - have plans or go somewhere. I have decided to take this week and work on projects around the house and I feel kinda like I dont have a job anymore - sleeping late, staying up late, drinking everyday, masturbating too much - you know just everything in excess.

But I have accomplished a lot of tasks around the house and I have more to do today and tomorrow.

[CountryBob]

oh, well...nevermind...:huh:

Haha - thanks Dell but it was about the Dubstep convo.

[Misteriosa]

He's obviously drunk and can't follow a convo.

shh... thats why i changed the subject. i figured it would be easier if the convo was about him. :happy:

[CountryBob]

shh... thats why i changed the subject. i figured it would be easier if the convo was about him. :happy:

Well played :happy:

[IamFogHat]

The day time is stupid.

[CountryBob]

testosterone loss is no joke

[realmenhatelife]

I have a hard time having off time with nothing to do too. I get very restless.



Man, Jawbreaker is so good but sooooooo depressing.

[Misteriosa]

The day time is stupid.

the Avatar agrees

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[Dell]

testosterone loss is no joke

sorry budday...you are in my thoughts (you may want to ask you doc about supplements)

[Dell]

what is the reason for this attack on my ears?..they must really hate us listeners

[realmenhatelife]

what is the reason for this attack on my ears?..they must really hate us listeners

You dont like Loretta?

[Misteriosa]

what is the reason for this attack on my ears?..they must really hate us listeners

hell, even i thought it was cute :o

[Misteriosa]

You dont like Loretta?

isnt that a captial offense where he lives?

[realmenhatelife]

Elizabeth Cook is from Nashville and she's good.

[Dell]

I don't care for any song where they talk...but, that sound was way too old for me

[IamFogHat]

Christ, more gay talk. At least we're getting it out of the way.

[IamFogHat]

Haha Fez just made an astronaut joke.:laugh:

[Dell]

Christ, more gay talk. At least we're getting it out of the way.

but I'm going to miss Fez for the last three hours...:sad:

[Misteriosa]

a small step?

fezzie, for a sitting US president to support gay marriage openly is, as VP Biden would put it, a big fucking deal.

[Warren Peace]

a small step for Fez would be to actually get a waft of the musky essense of male nether-regions.

[LeedsJr]

Christ, more gay talk. At least we're getting it out of the way.

And at least it's good news. Maybe Fez will even be funny. :smile:

[Crispy123]

mornin buddays :bye:

and yes, yes i did.

[IamFogHat]

the musky essense of male nether-regions.

You know the drill...

[A.J.]

It's not a small step Fez. More like a big prance.

[Warren Peace]

You know the drill...

so be it.

[Misteriosa]

It's not a small step Fez. More like a big prance.

a sashay, if you will :laugh:

[IamFogHat]

It's not a small step Fez. More like a big prance.

One giant pirouette for gay kind.

[Crispy123]

The Bible doesnt come right out and say it either. It has to be interpreted that way to say homosexuality is wrong, RON.

stand by your position Fezzy!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Something I think gays really need to do is stop tying to retcon religion into their lifestyles. I'm sorry gays, I know it's painful and that some of you draw a lot of joy from your religious traditions, but the church is anti gay and you need to walk away from one or the other.

[Crispy123]

Something I think gays really need to do is stop tying to retcon religion into their lifestyles. I'm sorry gays, I know it's painful and that some of you draw a lot of joy from your religious traditions, but the church is anti gay and you need to walk away from one or the other.

I kind of agree but at the same time there are more religions than just Christianity.

[LeedsJr]

The Bible doesnt come right out and say it either. It has to be interpreted that way to say homosexuality is wrong, RON.

stand by your position Fezzy!!!

Lev. 18:22 - "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."

Lev. 20:13 - "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"

How else can that be interpreted?

[Dell]

10 years ago, I would have bet good money that R&F would not one day debate civil rights without any funny...shoehorn some funny into it buddays!

[realmenhatelife]

The Bible doesnt come right out and say it either. It has to be interpreted that way to say homosexuality is wrong, RON.

stand by your position Fezzy!!!

But the church itself is anti gay, so it doesn't really matter what the bible says.

[A.J.]

Something I think gays really need to do is stop tying to retcon religion into their lifestyles. I'm sorry gays, I know it's painful and that some of you draw a lot of joy from your religious traditions, but the church is anti gay and you need to walk away from one or the other.

Exactly. Which is why gay marriage would probably gain wider acceptance if the gays dropped the "marriage" demand. The word "marriage" has religious connotations. Civil union, domestic partnership, common law relationship....whatever. I think the Bible thumpers could deal with that better.

So long as the gays get the same benefits as married straight people.

[LeedsJr]

10 years ago, I would have bet good money that R&F would not one day debate civil rights without any funny...shoehorn some funny into it buddays!

Yes, please.

[A.J.]

"Unjustice"? That's unpossible!

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[Crispy123]

Lev. 18:22 - "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."

Lev. 20:13 - "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"

How else can that be interpreted?

I stand corrected. It doesnt say it in the New Testament.

Christianity and Jesus came out and said the Old Testament is bullshit. which is why Christians can eat shellfish and get tattoos.

[Misteriosa]

"Unjustice"? That's unpossible!

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marriage equality is absolutely cromulent to a civilized society! it embiggens us all!

[Dell]

Exactly. Which is why gay marriage would probably gain wider acceptance if the gays dropped the "marriage" demand. The word "marriage" has religious connotations. Civil union, domestic partnership, common law relationship....whatever. I think the Bible thumpers could deal with that better.

So long as the gays get the same benefits as married straight people.

is it a "law" that requires companies to offer medical coverage to spouses and children in a marriage, or is it just the companies decision...I always thought it was up to BC&BS to decide who they offer to cover and make these decisions based on getting customers

[Dell]

I stand corrected. It doesnt say it in the New Testament.

Christianity and Jesus came out and said the Old Testament is bullshit. which is why Christians can eat shellfish and get tattoos.

I have a brother-in-law that is an ordained Baptist minister...I cannot wait to send him this information (he already hates me, so this will be fun)

[realmenhatelife]

I kind of agree but at the same time there are more religions than just Christianity.

They should feel free to join any religion that embraces homosexuality, but I think they'll have trouble finding one.

And in this country when we say 'religion' 9 times out of 10 we mean Christianity.

[LeedsJr]

marriage equality is absolutely cromulent to a civilized society! it embiggens us all!

Now your speaking in code I can't understand. :tongue:

[Crispy123]

Lev. 18:22 - "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."

Lev. 20:13 - "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"

How else can that be interpreted?

On the other hand, according to the old testament butt sex is wrong even between men and woman.

So it could be interpretted that the bible is not saying homosexuality is wrong but that gender reassignment or "man muffins" are wrong.

[IamFogHat]

"Unjustice"? That's unpossible!

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Chicken next?

[A.J.]

I stand corrected. It doesnt say it in the New Testament.

Christianity and Jesus came out and said the Old Testament is bullshit. which is why Christians can eat shellfish and get tattoos.

And pork!

[sailor]

It's politically neutral for Obama. And it's a small step because it holds no power of law.

(posted in wrong thread, then couldn't connect to site to fix)

[A.J.]

marriage equality is absolutely cromulent to a civilized society! it embiggens us all!

I'm learnding!

[IamFogHat]

On the other hand, according to the old testament butt sex is wrong even between men and woman.


I tried it once but her butthole was too tight.

[LeedsJr]

I stand corrected. It doesnt say it in the New Testament.

Christianity and Jesus came out and said the Old Testament is bullshit. which is why Christians can eat shellfish and get tattoos.

I think you mean the church after Jesus was gone.

Jesus thought he was the Jewish messiah sent to fulfill the prophecies of the Old Testament.

[realmenhatelife]

Lev. 18:22 - "You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."

Lev. 20:13 - "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltness is upon them"

How else can that be interpreted?

Well, for starts it isn't written in English so there's a place to start monkeying with it.

Exactly. Which is why gay marriage would probably gain wider acceptance if the gays dropped the "marriage" demand. The word "marriage" has religious connotations. Civil union, domestic partnership, common law relationship....whatever. I think the Bible thumpers could deal with that better.

So long as the gays get the same benefits as married straight people.

I think we may need to redefine a federal standard for all civil unions, straight and gay, excluding incest, polygamy and bestiality and all religious conotation, so the gays can have equal marriage and we dont have to hear about the 'threat to a sacred institution.' Let marriage just be another sacrement.

[sailor]

Well, for starts it isn't written in English so there's a place to start monkeying with it.



I think we may need to redefine a federal standard for all civil unions, straight and gay, excluding incest, polygamy and bestiality and all religious conotation, so the gays can have equal marriage and we dont have to hear about the 'threat to a sacred institution.' Let marriage just be another sacrement.

What's wrong with polygamy?

[CountryBob]

Gene Hackman rules

[LeedsJr]

What's wrong with polygamy?

It sounds exhausting.

[Dell]

well now they start the funny, just when I was going to run get some lunch (feels like a Bojangles day)...strange how Fez stops almost at the exact point the jokes start

[A.J.]

I think we may need to redefine a federal standard for all civil unions, straight and gay, excluding incest, polygamy and bestiality and all religious conotation, so the gays can have equal marriage and we dont have to hear about the 'threat to a sacred institution.' Let marriage just be another sacrement.

I don't know -- that may be too sensible.

[CountryBob]

well now they start the funny, just when I was going to run get some lunch (feels like a Bojangles day)...strange how Fez stops almost at the exact point the jokes start

BOJANGLES!

:thumbup:

[sailor]

How has hicks never heard of the Gutenberg bible? Wait, I've heard him say prayers.

[realmenhatelife]

What's wrong with polygamy?

Lets crawl before we walk.

[A.J.]

The Steve Guttenberg Bible.

With a forward by The Stonecutters.

[IamFogHat]

The Steve Guttenberg Bible.

With a forward by The Stonecutters.

Attach the stone of triumph.

[CountryBob]

The Gluten-berg Bible is for those that are gluten intolerant....


A Boo - Im headed out to do stuff and things

CYA's :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know -- that may be too sensible.

Thats the crazy thing, we're essentially all just having a semantic argument, but noone has the balls to alienate religious people and noone is responsible not to exploit that.

[Crispy123]

The Steve Guttenberg Bible.

With a forward by The Stonecutters.

is this where it says number 5 will come alive?

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[realmenhatelife]

is this where it says number 5 will come alive?

That was on yesterday and I just couldn't do it.

[sailor]

Lets crawl before we walk.

You also have to consider where to draw the line on incest. 1st cousins, 2nd, 3rd...?

[Misteriosa]

You also have to consider where to draw the line on incest. 1st cousins, 2nd, 3rd...?

c-bob, comment?

[Crispy123]

You also have to consider where to draw the line on incest. 1st cousins, 2nd, 3rd...?

we already have those laws in this country. In most states first cousins can marry.

[LeedsJr]

Jesus, this guy smacks his lips more than Ron. :help:

[realmenhatelife]

Money and fame doesn't bring happiness. I mean it worked for me but....

[realmenhatelife]

When you were a kid Ron you could buy a house and raise a family on the job your dad could get. A lot fewer people have that reality these days.

[Misteriosa]

Money and fame doesn't bring happiness. I mean it worked for me but....

hell, you can keep the fame; i'll take the money. yeah, money doesnt buy happiness, but it sure helps.

[Crispy123]

I love cigar talk with Ron and Steve! :clap:


that might explain the lip smacking...

[realmenhatelife]

Oh Steve Gutenburg bringing up cigars...

[realmenhatelife]

hell, you can keep the fame; i'll take the money. yeah, money doesnt buy happiness, but it sure helps.

Someone said something like Money wont always make you happy but being broke will always make you miserable.

[sailor]

we already have those laws in this country. In most states first cousins can marry.

I believe it's just under half.

[Dell]

Jesus, this guy smacks his lips more than Ron. :help:

you and your made-up problems...:smack:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm kindof surprised the Tom Gabel transgendered thing didn't make theibang, I've seen it on AVclub, People, CNN and DailySwarm, all of which I know they pull content from. Plus it's a topic that baits people and involves Fez.

[Dell]

has Ron asked yet...will there be another Cocoon?

(please, please, please...)

[sailor]

I'm kindof surprised the Tom Gabel transgendered thing didn't make theibang, I've seen it on AVclub, People, CNN and DailySwarm, all of which I know they pull content from. Plus it's a topic that baits people and involves Fez.

The singer? If so, they discussed it the same day it was posted on here. A caller brought it up.

[realmenhatelife]

The singer? If so, they discussed it the same day it was posted on here. A caller brought it up.

Oh really? I missed it I guess.

[CountryBob]

You also have to consider where to draw the line on incest. 1st cousins, 2nd, 3rd...?

Second cousins - everybody knows that

[realmenhatelife]

Steve Guttenberg's mother wouldn't talk to him for this long.

[Warren Peace]

Steve Guttenberg's mother wouldn't talk to him for this long.

well, there could be more gay talk with Fez.

[jennysmurf]

You know the drill...

so be it.

You know, I had already made it so before I got to this. Foggy, you complete me.

[Dell]

You know, I had already made it so before I got to this. Foggy, you complete me.

Foggy and Jenny...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGqjfcdTSeM/SUBR9wl_SAI/AAAAAAAAAng/hWBHvN1DYMc/s400/47%5B1%5D.jpg

first comes lub, then comes...

[jennysmurf]

Foggy and Jenny...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGqjfcdTSeM/SUBR9wl_SAI/AAAAAAAAAng/hWBHvN1DYMc/s400/47%5B1%5D.jpg

first comes lub, then comes...

I knew someone was hiding in the bushes!

[Dell]

I knew someone was hiding in the bushes!

I use dimensions 6-9 to spy on all of my buddays...I don't use the 5th dimension anymore

[sailor]

Second cousins - everybody knows that

Half of states disagree.

[Dell]

Half of states disagree.

how do you know so much about this...were you required to know before settling in New York?

[sailor]

Foggy and Jenny...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGqjfcdTSeM/SUBR9wl_SAI/AAAAAAAAAng/hWBHvN1DYMc/s400/47%5B1%5D.jpg

first comes lub, then comes...

Lube.

[sailor]

how do you know so much about this...were you required to know before settling in New York?

Wikipedia.

[Rhah]

Scientific Wild Ass Guess

[Dell]

Scientific Wild Ass Guess

I knew it as that acronym but it is accepted as a word in Scrabble...the definition is the free items given for promotion

I don't know what the new meaning of the word is...

[Misteriosa]

i think the call screener should be publicly flogged for letting all these "swag is stuff you get" callers through.

[realmenhatelife]

You're high if you think that Gutenburg would be the one standing in the way of Gutenburg unmasked.

[sailor]

i think the call screener should be publicly flogged for letting all these "swag is stuff you get" callers through.

I can only hope someone says it's free stuff given away by radio stations. Ron would flip.

[Dell]

You're high if you think that Gutenburg would be the one standing in the way of Gutenburg unmasked.

I don't think Ron could pull off a longer interview without letting him know the extreme disdain he holds for EVERY movie Gutenburg has been in...

[Dell]

I can only hope someone says it's free stuff given away by radio stations. Ron would flip.

I'm on hold...

[jennysmurf]

I'm on hold...

:laugh:

[sailor]

I'm on hold...

Tell the screener it's australian slang for stolen goods.

[Misteriosa]

i think ron just vetoed you, dell :unsure:

[Warren Peace]

We better hear some Fez outrage here.

[Dell]

I can't watch that video...I saw the title (Tiger Mom) and went there, but the description kept me from playing it

[Misteriosa]

We better hear some Fez outrage here.

i think that got squashed. :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

We better hear some Fez outrage here.

Well, he tried. Ron slammed him. With disdain. :down:

[Lemieux66]

We better hear some Fez outrage here.

Why, was the abused kid gay?

[sailor]

Why, was the abused kid gay?

Aren't they all?

[LeedsJr]

Even well after football season, that's a great song. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

This caller is wearing a tin foil hat, isn't he? :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

:lol:

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[Dell]

I find it hard to believe that someone that watches The View would call Ron and Fez...

[Misteriosa]

looks like the caller was telling the truth :unsure:

Mitt Romney Says He Doesn’t Remember Being a Little Shit Who Bullied Kids He Thought Were Gay
(mitt-romney-was-a-little-shit-who-bullied-kids-he-thought-were-gay)

[Dell]

put this show on OutQ already (or is it OutQueue)...they talk more gay issues than anything else

[sailor]

looks like the caller was telling the truth :unsure:

Mitt Romney Says He Doesn’t Remember Being a Little Shit Who Bullied Kids He Thought Were Gay
(mitt-romney-was-a-little-shit-who-bullied-kids-he-thought-were-gay)

Boo.

[A.J.]

And Fez punched a retarded girl. So they're even.

[Misteriosa]

And Fez punched a retarded girl. So they're even.

haaa!! yup and as was mentioned before, threatened an intern.

none of us will ever be electable :o

[Misteriosa]

what movie was that clip from? it sounded like john malkovich speaking :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

Cmon Ron, you cant clown on someone else for generating fake outrage.

[realmenhatelife]

This catholic league one bugs me too, because the article is presented like "look at these stick in the mud bullies" when what they're objecting to is juxtaposing a naked woman's genitals with the birth of that religions savior. I get why they're upset about it, even though it doesn't bother me.

[realmenhatelife]

"so called' offensive joke, seriously? It's an offensive joke Ron, it's meant to be a fucking offensive joke, the humor is entirely derived from the shock of it.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah Ron, these fucking minorities should keep their mouthes shut when they feel threatened. Organized protests, what the fuck is that?

[Crispy123]

Yeah Ron, these fucking minorities should keep their mouthes shut when they feel threatened. Organized protests, what the fuck is that?

he has got to be trying to rile up Fezzy.

[sailor]

what movie was that clip from? it sounded like john malkovich speaking :unsure:

Seriously? John malkovich talking about a portal needing to be closed?

[realmenhatelife]

What do you suppose Ron said about this:

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Is it really different? A group decides to use the power available to them to force a change in their interests. The parties involved can either bow to pressure, ignore it, or compromise. It's fair because noone is being compelled legally to do anything. This shit drives me crazy.

"I'm gonna buy so many kelloggs products now." Stop fucking lying.

[LeedsJr]

Caller: "Fez, have you just gone absolutely batshit crazy?"

Fez: "Not 'just'."

:lol:

[sailor]

This catholic league one bugs me too, because the article is presented like "look at these stick in the mud bullies" when what they're objecting to is juxtaposing a naked woman's genitals with the birth of that religions savior. I get why they're upset about it, even though it doesn't bother me.

Agreed. And cigars & scotch was saying it was ok to bash Christianity and its a soft target.

[Dell]

Seriously? John malkovich talking about a portal needing to be closed?

give me ONE more hint...

[Misteriosa]

Seriously? John malkovich talking about a portal needing to be closed?

well im not sure what exactly it was. :down: thats why i asked.

now i feel like it was a stupid question.. nevermind i said anything :flush:

[realmenhatelife]

he has got to be trying to rile up Fezzy.

He isn't. Unfortunately Ron is firmly in the 'complaining about speech' is irresponsible camp.

[Dell]

well im not sure what exactly it was. :down: thats why i asked.

now i feel like it was a stupid question.. nevermind i said anything :flush:

it's been discussed a lot on this show, but it isn't a widely known movie...I enjoyed it, but I'm not dying to see it again (Being John Malkovich)

[sailor]

give me ONE more hint...

In his HEAD.

[realmenhatelife]

Agreed. And cigars & scotch was saying it was ok to bash Christianity and its a soft target.

Which is what Donahue says. And it's totally ironic because Ron complains about how there is nothing dumber on TV than a white man, and O&A constantly point out how whites are the only safe people to show in a negative light, but they both come out against Donahue who is essentially working the same platform for the Catholic church.

[sailor]

Fox news isn't an ethnic group.

Caucasian.

Hahaha!

[Misteriosa]

it's been discussed a lot on this show, but it isn't a widely known movie...I enjoyed it, but I'm not dying to see it again (Being John Malkovich)

oh. ive heard of that movie, but (wait for it......) i havent seen it. :down:


i'll get the hell out now...

[CountryBob]

Chik fil a for late lunch - nom

[sailor]

well im not sure what exactly it was. :down: thats why i asked.

now i feel like it was a stupid question.. nevermind i said anything :flush:

I was only joshing!

[Misteriosa]

asking hicks not to swear is like asking him not to breathe.

[Misteriosa]

I was only joshing!

:glurps: ok

[sailor]

oh. ive heard of that movie, but (wait for it......) i havent seen it. :down:


i'll get the hell out now...

It's a weird, fun movie.

[Dell]

Chik fil a for late lunch - nom

I should have done that...the Bojangles Cajun pintos are doing a number on me right now

[realmenhatelife]

oh. ive heard of that movie, but (wait for it......) i havent seen it. :down:


i'll get the hell out now...

You're not missing much. Unless you like the color brown and really wish Cameron Diaz wore more ugly cableknit sweaters.

[Warren Peace]

asking hicks not to swear is like asking him not to wheeze.

fixed

[sailor]

How was that all about ego? Again, I'm not offended, but can easily see how others would be.

[Misteriosa]

fixed

thank you. i stand corrected. :tongue:

[CountryBob]

I like movies with impending arrmageddon

[Dell]

Jaws was THE movie when I was growing up...I remember hiding between showings and staying in the theater from open to close

[sailor]

Wait, there's no such thing as gamma radiation?!?!

[CountryBob]

Wait, there's no such thing as gamma radiation?!?!


And also the Hulk is not real

[Dell]

And also the Hulk is not real

yeah, riiiiiiight...

[Misteriosa]

jeeeeerassic park.

[Dell]

I like his describing them as "escapism" movies better than "popcorn" movies...I feel better about liking escapism movies

[realmenhatelife]

I've never seen ET.

[Misteriosa]

I've never seen ET.

:highfive:

[jennysmurf]

I've never seen ET.

:ohmy:

[Misteriosa]

I like his describing them as "escapism" movies better than "popcorn" movies...I feel better about liking escapism movies

i like popcorn movies.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m393f4efPo1r2yoz9.gif

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think The Matrix is smart at all.

[jennysmurf]

:highfive:

You get a :ohmy: too!

[Dell]

I've never seen ET.

you are NOT a true Drew Barrymore fan...shame

[A.J.]

Wait, there's no such thing as gamma radiation?!?!

"Beep."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/STMenagerie.jpg

[Crispy123]

I've never seen ET.

I cried my eyes out in the theater when it came out. Now, not so much.

[Dell]

Ghostbusters was huge among the college crowd...I didn't think it was as popular with the teen and preteen crowds

[Dell]

the Outlaw Josey Wales was really big summer release in our area...them damn Red Legs :spit:

[sailor]

And also the Hulk is not real

I don't know how to take this, but gamma rays/radiation are very scientifically real things.

[realmenhatelife]

Ugh, anyone who wants to say that there's a difference between film and movie gets put on opinion mute.

[Crispy123]

If john travolta asks you to massage his buttocks and jerk him off, you do it and you keep your mouth shut.

[Dell]

Ugh, anyone who wants to say that there's a difference between film and movie gets put on opinion mute.

you new to this show?!?!

[sailor]

I dont think The Matrix is smart at all.

Couldn't disagree more.

[LeedsJr]

If john travolta asks you to massage his buttocks and jerk him off, you do it and you keep your mouth shut.

Um... Thanks for the advice?

[Dell]

Um... Thanks for the advice?

I think it was a memory, not advice...

[Crispy123]

Um... Thanks for the advice?

I think it was a memory, not advice...

Thats straight out of Ezekial 25:17

[realmenhatelife]

you new to this show?!?!

It's like what is this, 1994 and we're all watching independent movies for the first time and need to make sure everyone around us really understands that we're on a different level with all this?

If it's shot on a film it's a film, if it has moving pictures it's a movie. The quality of art does not dictate the medium, a shitty picture is still a photograph, a shitty painting is still a painting, a shitty movie is still a film.

[realmenhatelife]

Couldn't disagree more.

I think it's great but it's a kung fu movie to me. Maybe I'm tainting my memory with the other two movies, I haven't seen it in years.

Actually I should watch it again.

[realmenhatelife]

I was gonna post a video of the band Scorpions because Canada is afraid of them, but nah.


Although I would like to point out the prophecy, she's going to South Africa and I posted that Sun City video in the last hour.

[realmenhatelife]

Oo fred intrigue. They're making it sound like he was a drunk.

[Dell]

Fred had an "issue"...mystery solved!

[realmenhatelife]

Fred had an "issue"...mystery solved!

Maybe they wanted to hire him but didn't allocate the budget.

[sailor]

It's like what is this, 1994 and we're all watching independent movies for the first time and need to make sure everyone around us really understands that we're on a different level with all this?

If it's shot on a film it's a film, if it has moving pictures it's a movie. The quality of art does not dictate the medium, a shitty picture is still a photograph, a shitty painting is still a painting, a shitty movie is still a film.

Even if it's not technically correct, you understand the distinction they're making. They're using them as a type of shortcut for lack of better terms.

[realmenhatelife]

Even if it's not technically correct, you understand the distinction they're making. They're using them as a type of shortcut for lack of better terms.

I get what they're saying but I reject that kind of judgement. Movies to me are successful based on their own goals. Porky's isn't shittier because it doesn't aspire to the same goals as other movies.

[Warren Peace]

poor ESD

[realmenhatelife]

That's one funny crackhead.

[Dell]

alrighty...a topic Fez may discuss with them (20 minutes of no funny coming)

[CountryBob]

I started watching LOST again last night - got through the 2 hour pilot and am hooked again, cant wait for MR ECHO.



Also, I think it is adorable how Canada is afraid of scorpions.

[realmenhatelife]

They constantly yell at us for dialing 911 and hanging up.

[jennysmurf]

I wear glasses cause I'm smaht.

[CountryBob]

My GOD! Hot chicks in glasses is such a fucking turn on!

Throw a business suit on and Id marry ya immediately! I love the business hot chick look...

[Misteriosa]

I wear glasses cause I'm smaht.

:highfive: damn right :smoke:

[CountryBob]

did someone call for HR?

[CountryBob]

I wear glasses cause I'm smaht.

:highfive: damn right :smoke:

nothing better than a smart hot chick wearing glasses.

[Dell]

when my wife started wearing reading glasses a couple years ago, I found it to be surprisingly hot...not sure if was the attractiveness or just the change (really don't care)

(she couldn't understand why she needed to wear her reading glasses to bed...:wink:)

[jennysmurf]

nothing better than a smart hot chick wearing glasses.

Meh, I'm smart, a chick, and wear glasses, but you can leave out the hot. Not even a little.:flush:

[Misteriosa]

Meh, I'm smart, a chick, and wear glasses, but you can leave out the hot. Not even a little.:flush:

she's lying. i've seen pics.

[sailor]

Glasses are sexy. Duh.

[LeedsJr]

nothing better than a smart hot chick wearing glasses.

I married one. :thumbup:

[jennysmurf]

she's lying. i've seen pics.

You say nice things cause you're awesome. I've seen what the men here like, and I'm not even close.:dry:

[Misteriosa]

all the avengers had some sweet asses. :wub:

[A.J.]

I wear glasses cause I'm smaht.

You can handle things and want respect?

[Dell]

all the avengers had some sweet asses. :wub:

X2

[Misteriosa]

You say nice things cause you're awesome. I've seen what the men here like, and I'm not even close.:dry:

well i think you're lovely :wub:

[CountryBob]

Meh, I'm smart, a chick, and wear glasses, but you can leave out the hot. Not even a little.:flush:

Jenny I know you are hot just from the way you interact .....

[jennysmurf]

well i think you're lovely :wub:

:wub:

[Crispy123]

You say nice things cause you're awesome. I've seen what the men here like, and I'm not even close.:dry:

u cra cra, Ive never seen you or misti and i think u both are hot! :wub:

[jennysmurf]

u cra cra, Ive never seen you or misti and i think u both are hot! :wub:

So much love here on the internet today.

[Crispy123]

of course Id probly bang pretty much everybody in the drunk thread tho (im looking at you PB)... :smoke:

[CountryBob]

You say nice things cause you're awesome. I've seen what the men here like, and I'm not even close.:dry:

You just trying to throw me off of the trail....

It wont work - I think you are hotness :wub:

[sailor]

Enough with the flirty mcsexting time you pervs.

[Crispy123]

Enough with the flirty mcsexting time you pervs.

somebody wants a hug...come here big guy! :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

of course Id probly bang pretty much everybody in the drunk thread tho (im looking at you PB)... :smoke:

PB is a hottie.:wub:

[CountryBob]

Enough with the flirty mcsexting time you pervs.

jeaulous?



OK - off to mow the yard. Anyone want to help?

[realmenhatelife]

You say nice things cause you're awesome. I've seen what the men here like, and I'm not even close.:dry:
At the very least you're out of the league of all the horny ogres that post here. Thats something, jenny.

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

I have a close out with my previous boss...just hope he doesn't ask what I've accomplished over the last few hours

[jennysmurf]

jeaulous?



OK - off to mow the yard. Anyone want to help?

No thanks, I had to do that growing up, and it's not very rewarding.

[Crispy123]

peace out! :bye:

[CountryBob]

later buddays...:bye:

I have a close out with my previous boss...just hope he doesn't ask what I've accomplished over the last few hours

give him a dose of those cajun pintos and everything will be allright

[Dell]

of course Id probly bang pretty much everybody in the drunk thread tho (im looking at you PB)... :smoke:

has Adolf joined the drunk thread?

[Misteriosa]

No thanks, I had to do that growing up, and it's not very rewarding.

i think he means that he wants you to "tread on his grass" *raises eyebrows suggestively*

[CountryBob]

No thanks, I had to do that growing up, and it's not very rewarding.

IM not a fan of it either but if I dont do it - it no get a done.

And I hate to pay someone to do it for me.

[CountryBob]

i think he means that he wants you to "tread on his grass" *raises eyebrows suggestively*

hehe :happy:

[jennysmurf]

i think he means that he wants you to "tread on his grass" *raises eyebrows suggestively*

Eeeewwww....

[CountryBob]

Eeeewwww....

hey! thats hurtful.. My grass is trimmed and healthy.

[jennysmurf]

hey! thats hurtful.. My grass is trimmed and healthy.

On that note, I bid you all adieu. Kisses all around.:bye:

[Misteriosa]

On that note, I bid you all adieu. Kisses all around.:bye:

:wub: :bye:

[CountryBob]

Haha - see you in the drunk thread later on ......

[Recyclerz]

IM not a fan of it either but if I dont do it - it no get a done.

And I hate to pay someone to do it for me.

You could buy a sheep. That might solve two problems for ya.
;)

[jennysmurf]

You could buy a sheep. That might solve two problems for ya.
;)

:laugh:

[CountryBob]

You could buy a sheep. That might solve two problems for ya.
;)

I'm not allowed to buy sheep anymore :sad: