Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/11/12 - Calling All Stompers

[realmenhatelife]

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[Crispy123]

Happy funk friday buddays!

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[realmenhatelife]

A seedy start to the thread for what has already proven to be a seedy morning.

[Crispy123]

A seedy start to the thread for what has already proven to be a seedy morning.

I have been watching trailer park boys lately so I have changed your "seedy" to "greasy" in my head.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090622181651/uncyclopedia/images/b/b8/Trailer-park-boys.jpg

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

I have been watching trailer park boys lately so I have changed your "seedy" to "greasy" in my head.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090622181651/uncyclopedia/images/b/b8/Trailer-park-boys.jpg

Greasy cheeseburger eatin' bastard.

[realmenhatelife]

Different kind of funky for you. Sacramento coming on strong.


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[Crispy123]

Greasy cheeseburger eatin' bastard.

put a shirt on Randy! :lol:

[Misteriosa]

you saw willard mitt romney as a moderate, ron? mr mitt "i am a severe conservative" romney?

oh, it's gonna be a long day.

[Crispy123]

getting the gay out of the way early. still no Fez tho...

[realmenhatelife]

you saw willard mitt romney as a moderate, ron? mr mitt "i am a severe conservative" romney?

oh, it's gonna be a long day.

Maybe that word does not mean what Ron thinks it means.


Sometimes I think he wants Jesus vs. Godzilla running for prez.

[Crispy123]

O jesus, i spoke to soon.

hate crime, really??? :wallbash:

[sailor]

you saw willard mitt romney as a moderate, ron? mr mitt "i am a severe conservative" romney?

oh, it's gonna be a long day.

He is very much a moderate.

[realmenhatelife]

I agree with Fez, you dont have to have a spotless record but it's all about how you deal with it later. Even if he isn't sorry about it I dont trust a guy who isn't willing to convincingly apologize.

[sailor]

Fwiw, I read the guy's sister said IF this happened, he wouldn't want it being a public thing.

[sailor]

Fez, he doesn't remember the incident, but remembers the kid from school; how is that unusual?

[Recyclerz]

I think Fez is actually on point with this one.

[realmenhatelife]

But we've proven that past history will not discount you from getting elected as long as you approach it correctly. Obama admitted to snorting coke, Bush is an alchoholic, and Clinton smoked weed. Noone really cares.

[Crispy123]

I agree the apology was shitty. but the whole incident might be getting a tad bit overblown.

[Dell]

funk y'all buddays...:bye:

I was so hoping to not have the anger/gay talk today...bring the funny!

[realmenhatelife]

I agree the apology was shitty. but the whole incident might be getting a tad bit overblown.

It's a pretty topical thing, and it's pretty run of the mill for an election. They're going to drag eachother through the mud as much as humanly possible. Four years ago we were discussing if Obama is even a citizen.

[sailor]

funk y'all buddays...:bye:

I was so hoping to not have the anger/gay talk today...bring the funny!

Look in a mirror. Oh, snap!

[Dell]

Look in a mirror. Oh, snap!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001162223/wonder_woman_xlarge.gif

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe we're selling ourselves short. Is it really asking too much that one of the most powerful men in the world be beyond reproach morally? Maybe if we start asking for that we'll start seeing a different class of leader.

[Recyclerz]

Romney is one of the rich kids from the dick fraternity in Animal House.

[Zorro]

It's Fezzie One Note

[Crispy123]

Rons point of Romney selling out America for his religion during vietnam is a brilliant observation. Why isnt the DNC running with that angle?

[Dell]

Maybe we're selling ourselves short. Is it really asking too much that one of the most powerful men in the world be beyond reproach morally? Maybe if we start asking for that we'll start seeing a different class of leader.

that's the reason I write in "Jesus" in every election...take that!

[Crispy123]

that's the reason I write in "Jesus" in every election...take that!

we will nevr have a mexican president, silly.

[IamFogHat]

Hi silly billies.

I had a feeling Fez would be mad about this.

[Dell]

Rons point of Romney selling out America for his religion during vietnam is a brilliant observation. Why isnt the DNC running with that angle?

I agree it's a good observation and I wouldn't vote for him because of it...but, the DNC's man didn't serve so they have a hard time pointing at that

[sailor]

we will nevr have a mexican president, silly.

Ha!

[sailor]

Hi silly billies.

I had a feeling Fez would be mad about this.

Did ya?!

[Zorro]

Rons point of Romney selling out America for his religion during vietnam is a brilliant observation. Why isnt the DNC running with that angle?

Honest conversations are never a political winner

[Crispy123]

Ha!

that was a cheap laff. Im not proud, but I will take it! :wink:

[IamFogHat]

Did ya?!

I know it's hard to imagine, I'm pretty stupid most of the time.

[Zorro]

Obama forgets twenty years of Jeremiah Wright and Romney forgets High School..

[Dell]

I know it's hard to imagine, I'm pretty stupid most of the time.

that brain cell has been a bitch to kill, hunh?

[IamFogHat]

that brain cell has been a bitch to kill, hunh?

Oh man, I've been trying to kill it since I was 13 haha.:drunk:

[Misteriosa]

that brain cell has been a bitch to kill, hunh?

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

I understand Fezzie's reaction is over the top, but Ron's laughing it off is just as infuriating to me.

"Oh, isn't that funny. A bunch of lunkheads jumped a smaller, weaker kid, pinned him down, and forcibly cut his hair. Well, everybody did stupid stuff in high school. Ha-ha!"

I NEVER did anything like that in my life.

[Dell]

Hicks using "the fuck" as punctuation now has me cracking up...yet another use for "fuck"

[IamFogHat]

That cane pole gang story always seemed so homoerotic.

[IamFogHat]

I understand Fezzie's reaction is over the top, but Ron's laughing it off is just as infuriating to me.

"Oh, isn't that funny. A bunch of lunkheads jumped a smaller, weaker kid, pinned him down, and forcibly cut his hair. Well, everybody did stupid stuff in high school. Ha-ha!"

I NEVER did anything like that in my life.

Yeah I kind of agree, I'm too tired to be infuriated, but when I heard that story I immediately put him in the sociopath category forever.

[Zorro]

I understand Fezzie's reaction is over the top, but Ron's laughing it off is just as infuriating to me.

"Oh, isn't that funny. A bunch of lunkheads jumped a smaller, weaker kid, pinned him down, and forcibly cut his hair. Well, everybody did stupid stuff in high school. Ha-ha!"

I NEVER did anything like that in my life.

The gay kids never did anything like that

[Dell]

The gay kids never did anything like that

if prison rape doesn't count...

[LeedsJr]

The gay kids never did anything like that

YOU'RE a gay kid!

[Dell]

I demand that he apologize for his apology...I have another demand waiting for that one

[Recyclerz]

Fez may not be breaking new ground here but this is as cogent as he's been in a long while.

[sailor]

Hasn't Ron pointed out when you go back to bullies to confront them, they don't remember? Now he expects Mitt to remember?

[Dell]

If Romney gets elected, I'll never be able to get a ticket to "The Book of Mormon"

(my youngest daughter dated a Mormon boy when she was in high school and kept me from meeting the boy because she was afraid I would sing the South Park "dumb de dumb dumb dumb" song from their episode on the Mormon religion)

[Crispy123]

Fez may not be breaking new ground here but this is as cogent as he's been in a long while.

Cogent is a great word, my goal is now to use it in a conversation today.

[sailor]

Wow, this really killed the thread, huh?

[sailor]

Fez, you can't compare a producer you worked closely with for years to some random kid in HS.

[Crispy123]

Wow, I really killed the thread, huh?

fixed

[Misteriosa]

i saw a video of a robotic butt that responds to stimuli:

http://youtu.be/vhHo6CUq4-o

[sailor]

fixed

Thank you.

[A.J.]

The gay kids never did anything like that

They just criticized what everyone was wearing.

[LeedsJr]

i saw a video of a robotic butt that responds to stimuli:

http://youtu.be/vhHo6CUq4-o

What, exactly, were you googling?? :blink:

[sailor]

i saw a video of a robotic butt that responds to stimuli:

http://youtu.be/vhHo6CUq4-o

Stimuli, like dicks?

[sailor]

Who didn't go to a Prep School?

[realmenhatelife]

i saw a video of a robotic butt that responds to stimuli:

http://youtu.be/vhHo6CUq4-o

The Japanese are getting wierder every day.

[Recyclerz]

Cogent is a great word, my goal is now to use it in a conversation today.
I made it all the way to C in my SAT prep course.

[realmenhatelife]

Who didn't go to a Prep School?

That was a pimp school, man.

http://youtu.be/M1WFA0liN1o

video is NSFW

[Misteriosa]

What, exactly, were you googling?? :blink:

i was just on io9, is all :o

[sailor]

So, is fez saying his apology is fake?

[sailor]

Ha, fat joke!

[Misteriosa]

Who didn't go to a Prep School?

:raises hand:

i almost went to Prep for Prep, but my mom wouldn't allow it.

[IamFogHat]

Wow, this really killed the thread, huh?

Sorry, I had to go shower and do that thing I do in there.

[A.J.]

That's so true about old people. My grandmother had no idea that Rosie O'Donnell was a lesbian. She thought she dressed like that because she was a "heavy girl".

[IamFogHat]

Isn't everyone in the WNBA a lesbian?

[sailor]

:raises hand:

i almost went to Prep for Prep, but my mom wouldn't allow it.

I've always meant to ask where you went. For some reason I saw you as going to MSU.

[sailor]

Sorry, I had to go shower and do that thing I do in there.

Wash your hair?

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah but it's easier to be a man, so isn't it a wash?

[IamFogHat]

Wash your hair?

Um...Yeaaaah...Wash my hair...

[Misteriosa]

I've always meant to ask where you went. For some reason I saw you as going to MSU.

Nope. "The 'Ho's on the Hill" didnt offer enough scholarship money. I'm a Cardinal Spellman Alumna :o

[Crispy123]

Sorry, I had to go shower and do that thing I do in there.

shave your butt?

[sailor]

Nope. "The 'Ho's on the Hill" didnt offer enough scholarship money. I'm a Cardinal Spellman Alumna :o

We may have discussed this before then. Half my grammar school went here.

[IamFogHat]

shave your butt?

Manscaping?

[jennysmurf]

Wash your hair?

Um...Yeaaaah...Wash my hair...

Sailor, now he's going to think about you while he "washes his hair."

[Misteriosa]

We may have discussed this before then. Half my grammar school went here.

and i was the only one from mine :o (and 1 of only 2 public school admissions that year)

[sailor]

Sailor, now he's going to think about you while he "washes his hair."

You too and stuff!

[sailor]

and i was the only one from mine :o (and 1 of only 2 public school admissions that year)

Don't know why, but I never realized the admissions were biased like that.

[Dell]

That's so true about old people. My grandmother had no idea that Rosie O'Donnell was a lesbian. She thought she dressed like that because she was a "heavy girl".

my wife's grandmother had no idea that one of her grandsons was gay...even after he invited her to stay in the guest room of his and his partner's two bedroom apartment

[realmenhatelife]

They put pictures of random kids on theibang all the time, there are pictures of kids on there now. Fez didn't snap pictures himself, they're already published. Ron is busting his balls for no reason.


Do you think cute kid kisses girl's parents is really psyched about being up there next to hick's daily torture porn?

[jennysmurf]

You too and stuff!

Nope, now you've got the idea in his head, it's gonna be all sailor, all the time.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm away from the computer for the rest of the afternoon, take care of this thread kiddies and have a good weekend.

[Misteriosa]

Don't know why, but I never realized the admissions were biased like that.

that place was (and is) expensive. i had a partial scholarship and the family still had a hard time making the monthly payments.

[sailor]

my wife's grandmother had no idea that one of her grandsons was gay...even after he invited her to stay in the guest room of his and his partner's two bedroom apartment

My grandmother has no idea her son, who lives with her still, is gay. It's quite obvious.

[realmenhatelife]

Nope, now you've got the idea in his head, it's gonna be all sailor, all the time.

We all know you have a shower massage named Keithy.

[Misteriosa]

We all know you have a shower massage named Keithy.

who doesnt :wub:

[jennysmurf]

We all know you have a shower massage named Keithy.

I might.:unsure:

[jennysmurf]

who doesnt :wub:

I might.:unsure:

*high five*

[sailor]

Nope, now you've got the idea in his head, it's gonna be all sailor, all the time.

You're projecting.

[jennysmurf]

You're only speaking for yourself.

No, no, I have WAY too many internet boyfriends to narrow it down that much.

[sailor]

that place was (and is) expensive. i had a partial scholarship and the family still had a hard time making the monthly payments.

I had a half scholarship (once you got a scholarship it was between half and a quarter, based on need) and my parents had to take out loans to cover the other half.

[IamFogHat]

Zooey Descehenel and Emily Deschenel are sisters?:blink:

[IamFogHat]

All right my friends, I'm off to the banana stand, have a fun afternoon together:bye:

[Dell]

have they taken a break?

I seem to remember one, but my bladder disagrees...

[jennysmurf]

All right my friends, I'm off to the banana stand, have a fun afternoon together:bye:

Be a good boy!:bye:

[Crispy123]

All right my friends, I'm off to the banana stand, have a fun afternoon together:bye:

sounds a peeling.

get it...appealing....get it???

[jennysmurf]

sounds a peeling.

get it...appealing....get it???

You should be a stand up comic.:dry:

[A.J.]

sounds a peeling.

get it...appealing....get it???

"Here's an appealing fellow -- in fact, they're a-peeling him off the sidewalk."

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/9F14/123.jpg

[sailor]

I would have lost money betting this hot dog lady HAD to be older than me.

[Melk]

Wait, wait, wait... How old is the hot dog lady? She looks over 40.

[sailor]

Ron's need heard of "rigamarole "

[sailor]

Wait, wait, wait... How old is the hot dog lady? She looks over 40.

40.

[sailor]

Ron's way of on the bear-twink thing, from what I hear. Yes, from what I hear.

[sailor]

4iar

[Dell]

Wait, wait, wait... How old is the hot dog lady? She looks over 40.

you are correct sir...she is over 40 but not yet 41

[Crispy123]

Hicks is on fire lately! :clap:

[jennysmurf]

I'm gonna check out early. Have the best weekend buddays!:bye:

[Crispy123]

I'm gonna check out early. Have the best weekend buddays!:bye:

U and the rest of the fickle friends! :nono:


Well Im sticking around to hear the unmasked and post more bad puns...so there! :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

U and the rest of the fickle friends! :nono:


Well Im sticking around to hear the unmasked and post more bad puns...so there! :tongue:

Don't you threaten the good people of this thread with your bad puns!:nono: I may have to ban you for a personal attack!

[Crispy123]

Im being good today! regular fonts and EVERYTHING :surrender:

[jennysmurf]

Im being good today! regular fonts and EVERYTHING :surrender:

Okay, I'm trusting you. Don't make me come back here.

[Crispy123]

Okay, I'm trusting you. Don't make me come back here.

I'll make you come, back here. If you know what I mean :wink:

[sailor]

Hicks doesn't get infamy, methinks.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Always a bummer when they bail out early on a friday.

[Crispy123]

Their loss!!! I love Bobcat.

The movie he did with Robin Williams, worlds greatest dad, was so strange and really good too.

[Misteriosa]

I went to check up on my dad during lunch and come back to an abandoned thread. My heart, she aches. :down:

[Crispy123]

I went to check up on my dad during lunch and come back to an abandoned thread. My heart, she aches. :down:

Just cuz Jenny bailed don't mean its totally abandoned! :annoyed:

[Crispy123]

everything ok with your dad?

[Dell]

Their loss!!! I love Bobcat.

The movie he did with Robin Williams, worlds greatest dad, was so strange and really good too.

I think his best work was in "Grind"...

(tongue firmly planted in cheek)

[CountryBob]

Resident redneck checking in - just finished a round of golf and finally broke 80 (its been a while). Anybody left on this train?

[Crispy123]

still here! :bye:

ron was just talking to one of the murray brothers cuz he's in the new film. made me think i need to go golfing!

http://murraybroscaddyshack.com.ismmedia.com/ISM3/std-content/repos/Top/the%20other%20murray%20brothers.jpg

[Crispy123]

I think his best work was in "Grind"...

(tongue firmly planted in cheek)

I had to look this up. I am not familiar (probly wont be looking for it based on your tongue placement either :smile:)

but I do want to see shakes the clown now.

[Dell]

Resident redneck checking in - just finished a round of golf and finally broke 80 (its been a while). Anybody left on this train?

not anybody else that has broke 80 lately...unless, that means hitting 90...:huh:

[Misteriosa]

everything ok with your dad?

not really

[CountryBob]

not anybody else that has broke 80 lately...unless, that means hitting 90...:huh:

hehe - shot 78 today - best score so far this year had been 85.

[Dell]

I had to look this up. I am not familiar (probly wont be looking for it based on your tongue placement either :smile:)

but I do want to see shakes the clown now.

it was an okay teen skateboarding movie...my youngest was about 12 when it came out and I probably saw it a handful of times with her when it came out on dvd (she loved the young boys, especially the skateboarding type)

Goldthwait has a very small and very goofy part as a motel operator...most bizarre role I've seen him in (and that's saying a lot)

[CountryBob]

not really

im sorry :down:

[Misteriosa]

im sorry :down:

its ok. this has been on-going for a while now.

[furie]

You know, Ron had a great point today talking about Romney and the bashing that Kerry took in 2004. Kerry at least went to war for his country, and took a ton of shit for it, but Romney chose religion over his country and gets a total pass for that.

It's bullshit.

[Crispy123]

its ok. this has been on-going for a while now.

Sorry to hear, it sux to watch your loved ones struggle. At least you are spending time with him while you can.

[Furtherman]

Joel Murray's impressions of his brothers are killing me. This has been a great unmasked.

[LeedsJr]

Politics.

It's bullshit.

Fixed. :smile:

[Crispy123]

You know, Ron had a great point today talking about Romney and the bashing that Kerry took in 2004. Kerry at least went to war for his country, and took a ton of shit for it, but Romney chose religion over his country and gets a total pass for that.

It's bullshit.

Yes I agree. I hope somebody on the Presidents team hammers him on this.

Joel Murray's impressions of his brothers are killing me. This has been a great unmasked.

I enjoyed the Unmasked. Great sticking around with the die-hards!

Im sure Ill see some of you later on in the drunk thread :bye:

[Misteriosa]

that was a good unmasked :)

hope you all enjoy the weekend and

BE GOOD TO YOUR MOTHERS!!!!

[Crispy123]

that was a good unmasked :)

hope you all enjoy the weekend and

BE GOOD TO YOUR MOTHERS!!!!

I will be supporting single mothers this weekend. One dollar at a time. :devil2:

[CountryBob]

:bye:

[Dell]

You know, Ron had a great point today talking about Romney and the bashing that Kerry took in 2004. Kerry at least went to war for his country, and took a ton of shit for it, but Romney chose religion over his country and gets a total pass for that.

It's bullshit.

I don't understand the bashing Kerry got, but I think dodging the war became a moot point when Clinton was elected...I remember DNC bashing Quayle for his method of serving but decided dodging was okay when Clinton ran

[sailor]

I'm not sure how it works, did romneys missionary work get him out of the draft or was he just not drafted?

[zildjian361]

how many heyseed callers come from:unsure: Jesus dont anybody call in from Brooklyn NJ NYC I'd call but I got a fuckin job, I listen to the replay,at 1am .:smoke::smoke:Damn:laugh:

[Melk]

I don't understand the bashing Kerry got, but I think dodging the war became a moot point when Clinton was elected...I remember DNC bashing Quayle for his method of serving but decided dodging was okay when Clinton ran

Kerry was ineffective in defending himself during the race. If someone called me a flip-flopper I would politely point out that remaining firm on a terrible decision isn't admirable or commendable.

America is a changing democracy. We have been making and will continue to be make miscalculations on how to handle ourselves domestically and overseas. A good leader will fight to straighten out our errors and not ride them into the fire.

Also, any politician who tries to sell the idea of ” starving the bureaucratic beast” of government without concurrently starving corporate America is a jerk