Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/15/12 - The Importance of a Good Breakfast

[realmenhatelife]

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I hope you guys brought your A game today.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

this song has taking me back to days with much longer hair and a lot of dreams...luckily, I'm living one of them now

[realmenhatelife]

I hear tell they're going to have Kinky Freidman and Billy Bob Thorton on today.



And I got my cheeseburger yesterday. Guacamole, onion, jalepenos, bbq sauce and pepper jack. Damn fine, should've gotten a bigger one.

[realmenhatelife]

moaning buddays...:bye:

this song has taking me back to days with much longer hair and a lot of dreams...luckily, I'm living one of them now

You finally got that haircut you'd always dreamt of?

[Dell]

You finally got that haircut you'd always dreamt of?

HAHAHA...indeed, I look like a proper gentleman now, I do

[realmenhatelife]

Hey guys, Ron didn't like Avengers. Shockers.

[LeedsJr]

Hey guys, Ron didn't like Avengers. Shockers.

:ohmy:

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

And I see he's starting the talking over Fez right out of the gate.

[zildjian361]

Budday's :clap:

[Chigworthy]

And I see he's starting the talking over Fez right out of the gate.

When you want get somewhere, you have to gas up the inclines.

[realmenhatelife]

Holy shit, Riot Fest chicago is a monster this year:
Iggy and the Stooges, Descendents, Elvis Costello, Gwar, Fishbone, Screaming Females, NOFX, Alk3, Gogol Bordello, Less Than Jake, BUilt to Spill, Rev. Horton Heat, Nobunny, teenage bottle rocket with more to be announced and more bands that I dont like.

Plus they usually get Naked Raygun, and I'll bet they get Refused.

[realmenhatelife]

Because if they make it Cleveland all the new york media assholes will joke about "well it's cleveland, who cares?" "It's cleveland, noone noticed..."

You cant have it both ways.

[realmenhatelife]

I have to mute too because I think I'm going to see it this week, and we're getting too spoilerly.




But Quentin Tarintino is like the king of craft, Ron doesn't seem to mind then.

Scorcese too.

[sailor]

So, there should never be a cowboy or cop movie, because they've been done already. And we should never have a movie where people talk, becuse most movies I've seen have had people talking. Hacks!

[sailor]

Hilarious that billy bob is gonna be on.

[Chigworthy]

Holy shit, Riot Fest chicago is a monster this year:
Iggy and the Stooges, Descendents, Elvis Costello, Gwar, Fishbone, Screaming Females, NOFX, Alk3, Gogol Bordello, Less Than Jake, BUilt to Spill, Rev. Horton Heat, Nobunny, teenage bottle rocket with more to be announced and more bands that I dont like.

Plus they usually get Naked Raygun, and I'll bet they get Refused.

Everyday Sunshine is a great documentary on Fishbone on Netflix streaming right now. For us children of the late-80's/early 90's, it's a fun trip back. And it's got a lot current stuff as well.

http://movies.netflix.com/movie/Everyday_Sunshine_The_Story_of_Fishbone/70140540

[realmenhatelife]

Ron is so full of shit, he absolutely thinks he's an intellectual. And the worst kind of intellectual, he thinks he's an everyman intellectual.


And he says this is fodder, bland, substanceless shit and he cant understand why anyone is enjoying it, but no he isn't attacking the audience he'd never do that.



And every comic book reader I know loved Avengers, and they will absolutely see a bump in comic sales based off of something like this. Ron is talking out of his ass about an industry he knows nothing about and cares nothing about.

[realmenhatelife]

Everyday Sunshine is a great documentary on Fishbone on Netflix streaming right now. For us children of the late-80's/early 90's, it's a fun trip back. And it's got a lot current stuff as well.

http://movies.netflix.com/movie/Everyday_Sunshine_The_Story_of_Fishbone/70140540

Thanks, I remember when Earl was plugging the kickstarter for this. I will watch it now that it's streaming.

[Misteriosa]

umm guys.. this is from norse myth 101 - loki is the god of discord and mischief. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/26.gif

[Chigworthy]

umm guys.. this is from norse myth 101 - loki is the god of discord and mischief. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/26.gif

The trickster.

[sailor]

So, Ron loves the last waltz, but there's no reason too. We've seen all those people sing before. Them singing together is no big deal.

And I've not seen any of these comic book movies, so that's not where my objection is coming from.

[LeedsJr]

I'm tapping out before I drown in the pretentiousness.

Maybe I'll check back in after lunch and see if they want to do any Ron and Fez on the Ron and Fez show this week. :dry:

[Chigworthy]

Thanks, I remember when Earl was plugging the kickstarter for this. I will watch it now that it's streaming.

BRC gets top-billing on the thank you list in the credits.

[Misteriosa]

The trickster.

thaaaaaank you.

[sailor]

What was the music he came in to? Sounded cool.

[Dell]

"it happened organically" should be banned...

[realmenhatelife]

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[Dell]

What was the music he came in to? Sounded cool.

you just want everyone to know you aren't an hour behind...

[realmenhatelife]

"it happened organically" should be banned...

I know Ron loves Daniel Lanois and the other week I heard two guys on a podcast shittalking him and was just tickled.

[Misteriosa]

what are they yammering on about?

[sailor]

you just want everyone to know you aren't an hour behind...

If I'm ever behind its because I can be. Being forced to listen live don't make ya cool. Are you ashamed of your DVR?

[Dell]

did Mel Gibson step in?

[Misteriosa]

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[sailor]

I know Ron loves Daniel Lanois and the other week I heard two guys on a podcast shittalking him and was just tickled.

I always thought it would make great radio for him to discuss music & movies with Ant. I'd also love to hear him discuss the avengers with kev smith. I think both sides go too far in one direction or he other and are all very passionate in their beliefs/tastes.

[sailor]

Ron always brings that up, but WHY would you ever turn back from any technology?

[realmenhatelife]

I always thought it would make great radio for him to discuss music & movies with Ant. I'd also love to hear him discuss the avengers with kev smith. I think both sides go too far in one direction or he other and are all very passionate in their beliefs/tastes.

Interesting but I dont think Ron would ever do it. Not because he doesn't want to be challenged, but I think it's just so in him to be a host that all of his effort is to set up the guest and their views. Even if the express goal was to have a debate over The Avengers he would never attack it and be attacked with someone like Kevin Smith.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron always brings that up, but WHY would you ever turn back from any technology?

Noone ever has and noone ever will. And it's a lie to pretend that the world was one way until we passed a technological threshhold and then everything changed. Everything has always been changing and will always be changing. People are afraid to become obsolete and die, that's what these conversations are always really about.

[zildjian361]

No Fezzie yet :wub::smoke::drunk:

[Misteriosa]

its lunch time http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif

yeah yeah its lunch time http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif

[zildjian361]

its lunch time http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif

yeah yeah its lunch time http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/69.gif

Misti :wub:

[Misteriosa]

hey zildj :bye: youre here early. whats up?

[realmenhatelife]

Ron I just wanted to call and say what a great interviewer you are and how great that interview was with Billy Bob and Kinky...

[sailor]

Ron I just wanted to call and say what a great interviewer you are and how great that interview was with Billy Bob and Kinky...

I skip a lot of them, but I enjoyed that interview.

[Misteriosa]

Ron I just wanted to call and say what a great interviewer you are and how great that interview was with Billy Bob and Kinky...

oh dear lord. im still in commericals. did someone really call in with that?

[realmenhatelife]

I love the way the guy says "Leaving his soul"

[realmenhatelife]

oh dear lord. im still in commericals. did someone really call in with that?

Radio psychic.





And I love Kinky but I couldn't hang.

[realmenhatelife]

I skip a lot of them, but I enjoyed that interview.

If he told a Jim Varney story then I'll admit I fucked up for turning it off.

[sailor]

If he told a Jim Varney story then I'll admit I fucked up for turning it off.

I didn't know he was dead. And I don't know him other than as Ernest.

[realmenhatelife]

He had lung cancer really bad. I think he was a heavy smoker for years.

[realmenhatelife]

The Man Who Wasn't There is the movie that introduced us to how hot Scarlett Johanson is.

[Dell]

He had lung cancer really bad. I think he was a heavy smoker for years.

I have a coworker dying from lung cancer that has spread through her body (she now has a cancerous tumor behind her eye)...she said they have given her 18 months

part that is unbelievable is that she has never smoked nor lived with any smokers...

[zildjian361]

hey zildj :bye: youre here early. whats up?

Misti was makin a cup of tea at work, poured 16 oz of hot water from the water cooler,on my leg had to go home, got some Campho Phenique,for the Burn. better now thanks Darlin:wub:

[sailor]

Fez talking about what's kinky could be a great segment. Oh no, Ron blew it off.

[realmenhatelife]

Obviously there is an intent to the ruling and a way it can be exploited.

[LeedsJr]

Aunt Fezzie doesn't really understand how the internets work, does she? :smile:

[Misteriosa]

there are so many deep dark corners of the internet, that stumbling on child porn is serious possibilty. that protection from it is great. of course, there are always people looking to twist the law to get around it.

and obviously, fez hasnt used stumbled upon.

[realmenhatelife]

Although to back up Fez you're not going to accidentally see child porn based on a lot of regular, everyday searching.

[Misteriosa]

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[sailor]

Two words: traci lords

[Misteriosa]

Two words: traci lords

^^ yup

[sailor]

I don't get the whole stumble upon thing.

[Misteriosa]

i have baby pictures in the kitchen sink :o

I don't get the whole stumble upon thing.

have you ever used it? it would take me to the strangest places. :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

Two words: traci lords

I think the idea where someone is purposefully trying to deceive you about their age is different than swimming in the pond where legit child porn exists.



Man, I'm glad I haven't been on 4chan in forever, I cant imagine what this ruling has unleashed.

[LeedsJr]

That caller was full of shit about there being "instant criminal charges" against the sick teacher who was with his 18 year old student.

18 years old is a legal adult, male or female.

[Misteriosa]

I think the idea where someone is purposefully trying to deceive you about their age is different than swimming in the pond where legit child porn exists.



Man, I'm glad I haven't been on 4chan in forever, I cant imagine what this ruling has unleashed.

reddit is a scary place too. some of the most disturbing shit ive ever seen on the whole of the internet was found there :glurps: and i got my internet start on rotten and ogrish.

[sailor]

i have baby pictures in the kitchen sink :o



have you ever used it? it would take me to the strangest places. :blink:

I have the iPhone app. Just don't get it.

[sailor]

I think the idea where someone is purposefully trying to deceive you about their age is different than swimming in the pond where legit child porn exists.



Man, I'm glad I haven't been on 4chan in forever, I cant imagine what this ruling has unleashed.

Well that's the whole point with saying the amateur porn can be dangerous. They're not making any claim of age and you could easily be deceived with borderline cases. No one's talking about obvious cases with kids.

And I'm a bit behind and Ron just alluded to traci lords a few minutes ago.

[LeedsJr]

Caller: "There's no such thing as street smarts in kids today."


Utter bullshit.

[realmenhatelife]

Htg dropping science on this ruling they haven't read.

[Misteriosa]

Htg dropping science on this ruling they haven't read.

do they ever?

[LeedsJr]

Ron doesn't know if the "I'm writing a book defense" could ever work?

He's never heard of Pete Townshend??

[sailor]

Ha, ESD used to love little Lupe.

[realmenhatelife]

do they ever?

No. Theibang: too busy posting up kid murder, dog burning, and cheese cake titty pics to read the articles we discuss!

[Misteriosa]

that guy jacking off to icarly in his house isnt a criminal yet, but his behaviors may escalate.

he definately has a problem tho.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, ESD used to love little Lupe.



Lupe showed up in court for a dude to prove she was legal.

[Dell]

a neighbor down the street did seven years in a federal facility for child pornography...they set up a huge sting at the federal facility where he worked and caught him red handed

the guy was pretty high defense contractor and a Col in the reserves...they took all that away first, then sent him to the pen

[Misteriosa]

there was a guy who got caught with anime at the canadian border and they held him for possession of child porn

[realmenhatelife]

Well that's the whole point with saying the amateur porn can be dangerous. They're not making any claim of age and you could easily be deceived with borderline cases. No one's talking about obvious cases with kids.

And I'm a bit behind and Ron just alluded to traci lords a few minutes ago.

But if you make a law it's going to cover everyone, so you have to consider what it does for the extreme stuff just as much as the boderline stuff.

[Dell]

if you victimize a child, you are the lowest of lows...period

[sailor]

But if you make a law it's going to cover everyone, so you have to consider what it does for the extreme stuff just as much as the boderline stuff.

From listening to the show it only seems to cover accidentally stumbling across it, not pervasive searching. I think the bad guys will still fall under this umbrella.

[Misteriosa]

i had my lunch and im still not satisfied :down:

[Melk]

The NFL should partner with some major insurance provider to make certain all former players and their families have unrestricted lifetime health insurance.

They should also reduce padding. The statistics on padding and other protective equipment tend to explain that more padding leads players to take more stupid physical risks. The best example of this is in soccer. Players who wear Nike 90 shinguards tend to get more injuries than those who wear basic tape-on shinguards. A similar study would prove similar issues with current football gear.

[sailor]

They're insane if they think his will kill the nfl.

[Dell]

when did Horshack start representing retired NFL players...

[realmenhatelife]

i had my lunch and im still not satisfied :down:

This is why I cant stress enough the importance of a good breakfast.



I was also going to post a video of The Girl cant Help It because I could've sworn there was a line abuot never being satisfied, but there isn't and it wouldn't have made any sense.

[Melk]

They're insane if they think his will kill the nfl.
I think they are not speculating that it will kill the NFL but it could drastically change the way NFL games are played.

[Misteriosa]

This is why I cant stress enough the importance of a good breakfast.



I was also going to post a video of The Girl cant Help It because I could've sworn there was a line abuot never being satisfied, but there isn't and it wouldn't have made any sense.

thaaaanks dad

and i bought a yogurt shake to fill things out.

[Misteriosa]

that gladiator thing you were talking about is called mma, ron :o

and i LOVE IT

[Melk]

that gladiator thing you were talking about is called mma, ron :o

and i LOVE IT
MMA is carefully regulated both by the promoters and by athletic commissions.

[Melk]

Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank wants to spit on the previous caller... Nice

[Misteriosa]

MMA is carefully regulated both by the promoters and by athletic commissions.

yeah.. now. :o

[Melk]

In association with the coal miner comment Ron made, perhaps the NFL will do with many coal companies did and ship the NFL to China.

[sailor]

I think they are not speculating that it will kill the NFL but it could drastically change the way NFL games are played.

I'm pretty sure in the past Ron has said it will kill it. Even today he was talking to hicks about no one thing replacing it.

[realmenhatelife]

thaaaanks dad

and i bought a yogurt shake to fill things out.

I wish I was your father, you wouldn't carry on like you do I'll tell you what.

[Melk]

yeah.. now. :o
Even before the regulations the lack of gloves actually protected participants from excessive strikes to the head. A broken hand punches softly.

[Misteriosa]

I wish I was your father, you wouldn't carry on like you do I'll tell you what.

youre not the boss of me! *slams door*

[sailor]

What I find interesting is how players and fans will bitch if the nfl puts rules in place to protect the players.

Talking about tackling Ron now sounds like TMQ.

[sailor]

Even before the regulations the lack of gloves actually protected participants from excessive strikes to the head. A broken hand punches softly.

Yeah, I've read that boxing gloves actually made the sport much more dangerous.

[Melk]

I don't see how a death on the field is worse than watching someone get paralyzed.

[Dell]

What I find interesting is how players and fans will bitch if the nfl puts rules in place to protect the players.

Talking about tackling Ron now sounds like TMQ.

I'd watch the NFL if it were flag football instead of tackle...in fact, I think seeing athletes at that caliber playing flag football would be every bit as exciting as today's tackle game

[Melk]

Yeah, I've read that boxing gloves actually made the sport much more dangerous.
That is why the mid-90s toughman competitions required the participants to wear THICK gloves. The good thing is that head injuries would, ultimately, be rare but cervical damage before much, much more likely.

[LeedsJr]

Mental note: Pub lunch Thursday. Must avoid Most Boring Sports Guy Ever.

[Dell]

That is why the mid-90s toughman competitions required the participants to wear THICK gloves. The good thing is that head injuries would, ultimately, be rare but cervical damage before much, much more likely.

I never understood why they didn't go with the thumb-less version of the boxing glove...a lot of eye injuries would be avoided with just a rounded padded glove

[Melk]

I'd watch the NFL if it were flag football instead of tackle...in fact, I think seeing athletes at that caliber playing flag football would be every bit as exciting as today's tackle game
I wouldn't mind seeing it. It could be interesting.

I wouldn't lose much sleep over the death of the NFL or NCAA football. I prefer baseball and soccer.

[Melk]

The NFL should switch to Cyberball. Explosions on fourth down non-conversions. Robot players.

[LeedsJr]

Food again??

No doubt about it now, he's fucking with us.

I'm tapping out once they start chewing into the mics, even if it is a made-up problem. :wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

and there are only 5 mmms in the quizno's commercials.

yes, i counted :down:

[realmenhatelife]

I would just like to point out the irony that earlier Ron was decrying the flavorlessness we consume in The Avengers and now he's eating Quiznos into the mic.

[Misteriosa]

Food again??

No doubt about it now, he's fucking with us.

I'm tapping out once they start chewing into the mics, even if it is a made-up problem. :wallbash:

the chewing *really* bothers me because i have ear buds. i feel like they are chewing directly into my ear :glurps:

[LeedsJr]

the chewing *really* bothers me because i have ear buds. i feel like they are chewing directly into my ear :glurps:

Same here. I've managed to tune out the chair squeaking, but the wrapper crinkling and chewing bugs the shit out of me because it's so loud through ear buds and so easily avoidable. :furious:

[realmenhatelife]

The NFL should switch to Cyberball. Explosions on fourth down non-conversions. Robot players.

This weekend I learned that robot boxing came about because we had a desire for hard hitting action that was more brutal than humans were willing to risk themselves.


Cant really tell you how that story ended because it was too terrible to finish, even when you rented it to see how bad it was.

[Misteriosa]

The NFL should switch to Cyberball. Explosions on fourth down non-conversions. Robot players.

they would need to recruit one human player - roy von bacon! king of laserball! :laugh:

[sailor]

they would need to recruit one human player - roy von bacon! king of laserball! :laugh:

I have no idea what you're even talking about, nerd.

[Misteriosa]

I have no idea what you're even talking about, nerd.

liar! http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/30.gif

[sailor]

Quiznos looks appealing in their ads, but I've gone like 3 times ever and was wildly disappointed each time.

[Melk]

Could we collectively agree to stop quoting George Carlin's ”pussification of America” for any reason?

Why is not wanting to have a national legacy of major head injuries in the NFL pussy?

[Misteriosa]

the yogurt shake i bought is doing its job well. im so full now :surrender:

[sailor]

liar! http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/30.gif

I honestly swear I don't.

[Misteriosa]

I honestly swear I don't.

http://content6.flixster.com/question/41/53/87/4153876_std.jpg

i want your multipass and your gun on my desk by the end of the day :dry:

[Dell]

I know they are talking football, not golf...but with all the alligators we saw in DelV's hometown last month, we instituted a "free drop" rule if your ball was within 50 yards of a gator

I would have never done this...

caddy versus gator (http://bleacherreport.com/tb/bg4vQ?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=golf)

[sailor]

http://content6.flixster.com/question/41/53/87/4153876_std.jpg

i want your multipass and your gun on my desk by the end of the day :dry:

Ah, I've never been good at minor characters like that. Like the deaf musician; no clue his name. I sorry. :(

[cougarjake13]

That is why the mid-90s toughman competitions required the participants to wear THICK gloves. The good thing is that head injuries would, ultimately, be rare but cervical damage before much, much more likely.


Cervical?


Talk about a low blow

[Misteriosa]

Ah, I've never been good at minor characters like that. Like the deaf musician; no clue his name. I sorry. :(

i would have thought the laserball oart would have given it away.

and i thought the deaf musician was an actor who ''wont get much out of the concert because he's STONED OUT!"

[sailor]

i would have thought the laserball oart would have given it away.

and i thought the deaf musician was an actor who ''wont get much out of the concert because he's STONED OUT!"

Hahaha!

[Melk]

Cervical?


Talk about a low blow
Cervical = related to the spine

[cougarjake13]

All I think of when I see cervical is cervix

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[zildjian361]

CYA:laugh:

[cougarjake13]

Adios chica

[CountryBob]

This new job is so much more mobile - I haven't had time to listen to the show. :(

[sailor]

All I think of when I see cervical is cervix

You really took the collar on that one.

[sailor]

Cervical = related to the spine

Actually looking it up it relates to either the neck or the cervix.

[LeedsJr]

This new job is so much more mobile - I haven't had time to listen to the show. :(

Be thankful. It's been a rough couple of days. Almost no Fez and almost no funny. :down:

[Dell]

DAMITTOHELL...:furious:

my subscription radio doesn't work in my office (long story) and the supersecretcoolsite that I use to stream the show while I work crashes my browser today...is there another way to stream the show short of starting a new subscription?!

I hate not listening to the buddays while I work

[sailor]

DAMITTOHELL...:furious:

my subscription radio doesn't work in my office (long story) and the supersecretcoolsite that I use to stream the show while I work crashes my browser today...is there another way to stream the show short of starting a new subscription?!

I hate not listening to the buddays while I work

Do you have a phone app and cell reception?