Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 05/16/12 - Nothing works around here...

[Misteriosa]

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[Misteriosa]

im using the mobile app today. please dont make fun of me for being on sailor time :down:

[realmenhatelife]

I keep forgetting gum, this sucks. Where have all our regulars gone? Leaving us out to dry.

[Melk]

I keep forgetting gum, this sucks. Where have all our regulars gone? Leaving us out to dry.

I have an inspection job for the next few Weeks. Thanks to Audible, I will be here in spirit.

[Misteriosa]

and btw, today i got first!! :wink:

[Misteriosa]

I have an inspection job for the next few Weeks. Thanks to Audible, I will be here in spirit.

one less person?! my heart, she bleeds :glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

Ive been hearing first world problems literally for years.

[Misteriosa]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/20976698/demotivational-posters-first-world-problems_large.jpg

[deliciousV]

im using the mobile app today. please dont make fun of me for being on sailor time :down:

My wife uses our mobile app, and I won't pay twice, so I use an unmentionable illegal mobile app, it not on Sailor time.

[Dell]

My wife uses our mobile app, and I won't pay twice, so I use an unmentionable illegal mobile app, it not on Sailor time.

oh do send me a PM with the unmentionable...I don't want to pay for a third subscription!

[sailor]

Ive been hearing first world problems literally for years.

I don't know if I've ever heard it. My overly empathetic wife feels she should never complain because someone, somewhere has it worse. Just crazy.

[Misteriosa]

I don't know if I've ever heard it. My overly empathetic wife feels she should never complain because someone, somewhere has it worse. Just crazy.

http://simplyfulfilled.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/firstworldproblems2.jpg

[sailor]

Literally nothing worse than slow Internet on your cell.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know if I've ever heard it. My overly empathetic wife feels she should never complain because someone, somewhere has it worse. Just crazy.

It was a favorite saying on a message board of white, upper middle class college kids that i havent posted on in like 3 years

[Misteriosa]

Literally nothing worse than slow Internet on your cell.

esp with the xm app :laugh:

[sailor]

esp with the xm app :laugh:

Oh, I'm gonna beat you.

[realmenhatelife]

I never thought jay z was the first gay rapper, but hes one of them.

[Misteriosa]

I never thought jay z was the first gay rapper, but hes one of them.

so you are on team Beyonce the Beard?

[sailor]

Wonder if fez is gonna get pissy over the gay character Jay did earlier in the call.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh snap, I finally got the page to load.

So I was bumming around on youtube and I forgot about this video, which kindof illustrates where my taste in women comes from being a punk in the 90s and being intimidated and enthralled by the slightly older punk rock girls. One of the all time classics of 90s punk.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/uEO9rikCRbo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Misteriosa]

Wonder if fez is gonna get pissy over the gay character Jay did earlier in the call.

maybe when jay hangs up :o

[realmenhatelife]

so you are on team Beyonce the Beard?

Yeah, I think he's hoping more for Donnie and Clyde. And I dont know how clean shaven Beyonce is, if you catch my drift.



I'm not saying Jay Z is gay, but I'm pretty sure he's pissed Easy E is out the game.

[A.J.]

Hitler built the Autobahn!

[Misteriosa]

Hitler built the Autobahn!

and invented spaghetti! :laugh:

[CountryBob]

Fuck - this new jOb got me all discombobulated as far as posting and listening goes :(

[Misteriosa]

Yeah, I think he's hoping more for Donnie and Clyde. And I dont know how clean shaven Beyonce is, if you catch my drift.

I'm not saying Jay Z is gay, but I'm pretty sure he's pissed Easy E is out the game.

/snortle

i'm sure Bey is making good money on the whole arrangement, so im not gonna knock the girl's hustle.

[Misteriosa]

Fuck - this new jOb got me all discombobulated as far as posting and listening goes :(

aww poor c-bob. i hate it when my favorite country hick is suffering. :down:

[LeedsJr]

Yeah, Fez is off on that one.

My older son is 14. He's 5'10" and weighs 170lbs.

[Dell]

guess who is listening...:thumbup:

thanks delV...:wub:

[sailor]

Separate sports for girls and boys? Geez, whats next, a separate basketball league for Asians for Asians?

[Lemieux66]

My university didn't have men's soccer or wrestling teams due to Title IX, in favor of a ladies synchronized skating team.

[Misteriosa]

guess who is listening...:thumbup:

thanks delV...:wub:

feel free to chime in! i dont like when my threads die on the vine :down:

[realmenhatelife]

But in a sport with any contact wouldn't there be a weight limit?

[Dell]

feel free to chime in! i dont like when my threads die on the vine :down:

sure thing!

did you know that more turkeys are raised in California than in any other state in the United States (Snapple Fact 682)?

isn't jenny in California?

okay, now let's all speculate...

[Misteriosa]

But in a sport with any contact wouldn't there be a weight limit?

not in the girls sports (at least not while i was in high school a million years ago)

[Misteriosa]

sure thing!

did you know that more turkeys are raised in California than in any other state in the United States (Snapple Fact 682)?

isn't jenny in California?

okay, now let's all speculate...

actually, she's across the Pond probably enjoying high tea with little cucumber sandwiches :o

and probably snogging the Doctor in the TARDIS, the lucky bitch. :dry:

[LeedsJr]

But in a sport with any contact wouldn't there be a weight limit?

There only high school sport I know of with weight limits is wrestling.

[Dell]

they could not stop boys from playing on our field hockey teams, but they were required to wear the same uniform...yep, a skirt

no boys at our daughters' school ever played, but there was one boy playing in another district...

[deliciousV]

what ever happened to "NO", shut up kid , we don't have a boys team. Fucking overly litigous society.

[realmenhatelife]

There only high school sport I know of with weight limits is wrestling.

I was thinking peewee football which obviously isnt high school. If a kid never gets a chance to play how will you ever get enough kids for a team?

[Dell]

There only high school sport I know of with weight limits is wrestling.

the two boys next door to us quit wrestling the day they were scheduled to wrestle girls...yep, there are quite a few girls on the high school wrestling teams here

I couldn't blame the boys for quitting, it was a lose-lose proposition...if they won they just beat a girl, if they lost then they were beat by a girl

[deliciousV]

actually, she's across the Pond probably enjoying high tea with little cucumber sandwiches :o


Stupid britts, I hate tea, and I do enjoy sliced cucumbers on a sandwich, but not AS the sandwich. But they do have some decent beer, I prefer to think of Jenny enjoying a few pints, not pretending to be the queen.

[Dell]

was that delV that just called in?

[Misteriosa]

was that delV that just called in?

i just asked myself the same question :laugh:

[deliciousV]

was that delV that just called in?

i just asked myself the same question :laugh:

Nope, but for a second I even though it might be.

[realmenhatelife]

The money thing isn't a valid argument, teams raise their own money all the time and the coach is usually the history teacher.

[sailor]

Fuck - this new jOb got me all discombobulated as far as posting and listening goes :(

And capitalizing...

[Misteriosa]

No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving federal financial assistance. -Text of Title IX

[realmenhatelife]

And capitalizing...

He's capitalizing alright, he got a big raise.

[LeedsJr]

Giggling over 9/11? Really??

[deliciousV]

we all should aspire to play up a level, so if a girl is good enough to move up to boys sports she should, but no playing down.

[Dell]

as you know, I was late listening today...is Fez supporting this boy's cause because he is gay?

AND...as I stated earlier, they had to let boys play field hockey in our area but I only saw one and never heard of another (it wasn't just because of the skirt, either)

[LeedsJr]

as you know, I was late listening today...is Fez supporting this boy's cause because he is gay?

AND...as I stated earlier, they had to let boys play field hockey in our area but I only saw one and never heard of another (it wasn't just because of the skirt, either)

No, just because he hates girls. :smile:

[A.J.]

"...paint your face and rape an old lady working in a liquor store..." :laugh:

[sailor]

Our office just instituted a no headphones/speakers rule. Was fun listening to the show in the past.

[Misteriosa]

an infinte shit loop? :surrender: be careful fezzie!

back and forth, forever and ever

[Misteriosa]

Our office just instituted a no headphones/speakers rule. Was fun listening to the show in the past.

are you kidding me?! that suuuucks. :down:

[LeedsJr]

Our office just instituted a no headphones/speakers rule. Was fun listening to the show in the past.

I couldn't get any work done without headphones. Too many people around here don't know how to use their inside voices.

[sailor]

are you kidding me?! that suuuucks. :down:

I wish. It's the worst.

[deliciousV]

Our office just instituted a no headphones/speakers rule. Was fun listening to the show in the past.

get a bluetooth

[CountryBob]

actually, she's across the Pond probably enjoying high tea with little cucumber sandwiches :o

and probably snogging the Doctor in the TARDIS, the lucky bitch. :dry:

Ha!:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Our office just instituted a no headphones/speakers rule. Was fun listening to the show in the past.

That's giant balls, ill bet that went over well.

[Misteriosa]

I couldn't get any work done without headphones. Too many people around here don't know how to use their inside voices.

yeah.. the person i share my cube space with blasts her radio all fucking day. im so sick of r&b music. then we have the family visits going on not too far from me, so those are noisy. then the medical office is right across the aisle so i always have screaming babies in the background. r&f cancel out the music, talking, and noise and help me keep my sanity.

we have a no headphones rule here too, but the assistant director feels my pain and lets me slide :o

[CountryBob]

nice trade off is that I live close to the new job and can run home for lunch - enjoying listening to the show while having a ham sammi with Doritos.

[Misteriosa]

when i was younger, my mom called me a nerd and meant it as an insult. i actually cried at that.

[CountryBob]

when i was younger, my mom called me a nerd and meant it as an insult. i actually cried at that.

My Mom called me fat when I was 4 - and I showed her... no, wait I didnt :down:
Nerd usued to be an insult but not now. Nerd-dom is cool!!

[realmenhatelife]

when i was younger, my mom called me a nerd and meant it as an insult. i actually cried at that.

Dork

[Misteriosa]

Dork

:glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

My Mom called me fat when I was 4 - and I showed her... no, wait I didnt :down:
Nerd usued to be an insult but not now. Nerd-dom is cool!!

When "showed" hit my eye I thought it said showered.

[Misteriosa]

When "showed" hit my eye I thought it said showered.

well, with his admitted history... :unsure:

[CountryBob]

When "showed" hit my eye I thought it said showered.

Haha - good lord what have I become in your all's eyes?

OK gotta run back to the rock - smell ya later! :bye:

[Misteriosa]

Haha - good lord what have I become in your all's eyes?

OK gotta run back to the rock - smell ya later! :bye:

later :bye: and i smell great, tyvm.

[realmenhatelife]

later :bye: and i smell great, tyvm.

The bears can smell the... well nevermind.

[Dell]

Our office just instituted a no headphones/speakers rule. Was fun listening to the show in the past.

WOW that sucks...I could only justify such a policy for a receptionist

[Misteriosa]

The bears can smell the... well nevermind.

how did you know? :flush: it's over now and i washed thoroughly!

[Dell]

nice trade off is that I live close to the new job and can run home for lunch - enjoying listening to the show while having a ham sammi with Doritos.

is Doritos your new chick...tell her we said Hey!

[Jayw]

My favorite stream is down. :glurps:

Does the spynetwork happen to be up or is dspy working now a days.

[Dell]

My favorite stream is down. :glurps:

Does the spynetwork happen to be up or is dspy working now a days.

oh welcome to my world (was it crashing your browser as well?)...time to start a trial version of the ole online player

[Misteriosa]

My favorite stream is down. :glurps:

Does the spynetwork happen to be up or is dspy working now a days.

i think you should forget about spynet.

if you have an android phone and a wifi connection, perhaps the sirius-xm app and a trial account is a better alternative.

[deliciousV]

My favorite stream is down. :glurps:

Does the spynetwork happen to be up or is dspy working now a days.

if you're listening where I think you are, there is another room streaming.

[Misteriosa]

oh welcome to my world (was it crashing your browser as well?)...time to start a trial version of the ole online player

its been on the blink this past week.

[deliciousV]

oh welcome to my world (was it crashing your browser as well?)...time to start a trial version of the ole online player

it's been fine for me, the room I prefer lost audio, but I just switched to the other.

[deliciousV]

it's that time of year again, Myrtle Beach Bike Rally, and like every year the weather has gone to shit. It hadn't rained a drop since Dell was down here, now it won't stop. God punishes these guys every year.

[Misteriosa]

it's that time of year again, Myrtle Beach Bike Rally, and like every year the weather has gone to shit. It hadn't rained a drop since Dell was down here, now it won't stop. God punishes these guys every year.

they just dont get the message, huh? :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

he gets his strength from people clapping? so does that mean he's a fairy? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

This guy I know is friends with his step daughter on face book, she's liking his statuses and her profile picture is her making out with her boyfriend. It creeps me out.


Also, a lot of his posting is passive aggressive stealth comments on how much he hates being married. So maybe she just hates her mom.

[deliciousV]

they just dont get the message, huh? :tongue:

it use to be fun when the bikers came to town, they were younger and had hot bikini girls on the back of their bikes, now they're all old with either their old chick, or, more common, alone wearing a "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" T-Shirt.

[A.J.]

Oh great...the callers are going to make Fez cry.

[Misteriosa]

it use to be fun when the bikers came to town, they were younger and had hot bikini girls on the back of their bikes, now they're all old with either their old chick, or, more common, alone wearing a "If you can read this, the bitch fell off" T-Shirt.

i dont know why, but that really hit a nerve :annoyed:

[Misteriosa]

Oh great...the callers are going to make Fez cry.

for a sec, it sounded like a tear already fell :down:

[deliciousV]

i dont know why, but that really hit a nerve :annoyed:

well don't blame me, I didn't make them. They've been around forever.

[Misteriosa]

This guy I know is friends with his step daughter on face book, she's liking his statuses and her profile picture is her making out with her boyfriend. It creeps me out.


Also, a lot of his posting is passive aggressive stealth comments on how much he hates being married. So maybe she just hates her mom.

oh boy... the step dad and the step daughter? yeah.. nothing to see here.. move along :rolleyes:

[Misteriosa]

well don't blame me, I didn't make them. They've been around forever.

i know. im not blaming you. :o

[sailor]

As a general rule, I would advise against posting about illegal actions in a public forum.

[deliciousV]

As a general rule, I would advise against posting about illegal actions in a public forum.

what are you talking about?

[realmenhatelife]

oh boy... the step dad and the step daughter? yeah.. nothing to see here.. move along :rolleyes:


Actually he doesn't like her either. Its a whole odd thing.

[Misteriosa]

Actually he doesn't like her either. Its a whole odd thing.

so then why the hell are they even facebook friends? :huh:

[Dell]

i dont know why, but that really hit a nerve :annoyed:

I thought you said that it was over now...

[Misteriosa]

I thought you said that it was over now...

:dry:

[Dell]

As a general rule, I would advise against posting about illegal actions in a public forum.

I'm going public in saying that I'm using a trial version of the legal action...:blink:

[deliciousV]

I'm going public in saying that I'm using a trial version of the legal action...:blink:

I don't see what the big deal is, Spynet is no different from the other thing, and there is an entire thread on this board dedicated to recommending the best Torrent sites. If Sirius had a problem with that other thing, they'd shut it down.

[realmenhatelife]

Can anyone sell me yellow cake uranium and several crack rocks? Take that, sailor.

[sailor]

what are you talking about?

Generalities.

[Dell]

Can anyone sell me yellow cake uranium and several crack rocks? Take that, sailor.

you gotta pay shipping...

http://images.travelpod.com/users/fishtails04/5.1237244400.cracked-rock.jpg

[Misteriosa]

Can anyone sell me yellow cake uranium and several crack rocks? Take that, sailor.

https://mycotopia.net/forums/attachments/general-discussions/319d1108929738-dave-chappelle-show-cs_delicious_big.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I spend time with a pregnant woman now new mom and I am not the father of the baby, and we get a lot of looks and assumptions. Like guys in Ikea telling us congratulations and I just say "dont look at me, jack."

[A.J.]

https://mycotopia.net/forums/attachments/general-discussions/319d1108929738-dave-chappelle-show-cs_delicious_big.jpg

"We all know we can sneak into our mother's room while she's sleeping and take 5, 10 maybe even $20 from her purse, and then take the bus downtown to meet a Latin American fellow named Martinez...."

[Misteriosa]

"We all know we can sneak into our mother's room while she's sleeping and take 5, 10 maybe even $20 from her purse, and then take the bus downtown to meet a Latin American fellow named Martinez...."

thaaaaank you! :clap:

[deliciousV]

I spend time with a pregnant woman now new mom and I am not the father of the baby, and we get a lot of looks and assumptions. Like guys in Ikea telling us congratulations and I just say "dont look at me, jack."

it's not an unreasonable assumption, between the 2 of you, you have the ingredients to have made one.

[Misteriosa]

I spend time with a pregnant woman now new mom and I am not the father of the baby, and we get a lot of looks and assumptions. Like guys in Ikea telling us congratulations and I just say "dont look at me, jack."

heh.. its kinda like all the people wishing me a happy mother's day, and then being shocked when i said i didnt have any kids :o

[Misteriosa]

and pentacostal church is scary :down: my uncle was a pentacostal minister.

[realmenhatelife]

Hm, the girl who played clove in hunger games is starring in the suspiria remake, thats decent.

[Misteriosa]

the gay test from the amnio?! :lol:

[deliciousV]

heh.. its kinda like all the people wishing me a happy mother's day, and then being shocked when i said i didnt have any kids :o

I don't think that's the same at all. Maybe if you were hanging with a kid, but otherwise, not so much.

[Misteriosa]

yay! my director is treating me to lunch :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

it's not an unreasonable assumption, between the 2 of you, you have the ingredients to have made one.

I know, it's just a funny spot to be in. Like hey, she's 8 months pregnant, I'm not gonna make her lug this crib out of Ikea by herself.

[realmenhatelife]

heh.. its kinda like all the people wishing me a happy mother's day, and then being shocked when i said i didnt have any kids :o

Yeah but that's just racism, too.

yay! my director is treating me to lunch :happy:

Scorcese and meatballs.

[sailor]

the gay test from the amnio?! :lol:

I wish I could still laugh.

[Dell]

I wish I could still laugh.

damn...you meant the new policy started immediately?

[deliciousV]

I wish I could still laugh.

would your employer bitch if you wore a bluetooth? The newer ones will play stuff off the phone. I'm sure everybody knew that, but I have an old BT that won't do it and was amazed to learn some will.

[sailor]

damn...you meant the new policy started immediately?

Yep. My first world problems are in full effect.

[sailor]

would your employer bitch if you wore a bluetooth? The newer ones will play stuff off the phone. I'm sure everybody knew that, but I have an old BT that won't do it and was amazed to learn some will.

Yes, their problem wasn't with the wire.

[deliciousV]

Yes, their problem wasn't with the wire.

I understand, but I thought you might get away with it because you'd just look like every other guy with a BT, they might just think you use it to talk on the phone. I know I'd be finding a way around that rule if I could, but you are probably a much better employee than I am.

[realmenhatelife]

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Adorable british children review skrillex

[Misteriosa]

I understand, but I thought you might get away with it because you'd just look like every other guy with a BT, they might just think you use it to talk on the phone. I know I'd be finding a way around that rule if I could, but you are probably a much better employee than I am.

yeah.. at this point, i'd be looking for an in-ear piece like what the secret service wears.

[sailor]

I've never heard carlin outside of the top two. (smoke break)

[Misteriosa]

I've never heard carlin outside of the top two. (smoke break)

i didnt know you smoked :blink: or at least, i didnt notice during the times ive met you

[sailor]

i didnt know you smoked :blink: or at least, i didnt notice during the times ive met you

No one notices whether I'm there or not.

[Misteriosa]

No one notices whether I'm there or not.

aww. i notice you :o its just that everyone goes outside and leaves me at the table during smoke breaks, whether they smoke or not. maybe it should be renamed a misti break :unsure:

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,my week long misti break is over


i fucking HATE the new guys,what shouldve been 2 days training is now over a week and a half

[sailor]

aww. i notice you :o its just that everyone goes outside and leaves me at the table during smoke breaks, whether they smoke or not. maybe it should be renamed a misti break :unsure:

Aww, you should come outside with the subset of non-cool kids who happen to go outside.

[A.J.]

aww. i notice you :o its just that everyone goes outside and leaves me at the table during smoke breaks, whether they smoke or not. maybe it should be renamed a misti break :unsure:

You won't be alone anymore. 4 months today!

[disneyspy]

i met all the cool kids outside like MLC,GVAC and irishalkey,never saw sailor outside or if i did never noticed him or if i did i thought he was hosp

[sailor]

i met all the cool kids outside like MLC,GVAC and irishalkey,never saw sailor outside or if i did never noticed him or if i did i thought he was hosp

Who?

[Misteriosa]

You won't be alone anymore. 4 months today!

grats! :wub: now all that's left is that you actually show up to shit around here.

[disneyspy]

You won't be alone anymore. 4 months today!

hey inside guy,5 months 16 days for me

[disneyspy]

Who?

dont worry about it,he's pretty forgettable

who's in the studio? that last comic standing guy?

[sailor]

grats! :wub: now all that's left is that you actually show up to shit around here.

Step 1: have shit for people to show up to or not.

[sailor]

dont worry about it,he's pretty forgettable

who's in the studio? that last comic standing guy?

Tommy john.

[disneyspy]

Tommy john.

the surgery guy?

[sailor]

the surgery guy?

Correct question would have been "again?"

[A.J.]

grats! :wub: now all that's left is that you actually show up to shit around here.

Thanks and it has been a while.

I have to go up to CT sometime this summer to help clean out grandma's house so maybe there will be an event (or not).

[A.J.]

hey inside guy,5 months 16 days for me

:clap:

[sailor]

Thanks and it has been a while.

I have to go up to CT sometime this summer to help clean out grandma's house so maybe there will be an event (or not).

Where in CT?

[disneyspy]

Correct question would have been "again?"

ha! that works on two levels,well done

[Misteriosa]

ok buddays :bye: the music's playing so...

http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/2/20/hr3.png/150px-hr3.png

[A.J.]

Where in CT?

Meriden.

[deliciousV]

later Y'all, I will not fall asleep and fail the drunk thread tonight.

[Dell]

hey buddays,my week long misti break is over


i fucking HATE the new guys,what shouldve been 2 days training is now over a week and a half

couldn't grasp pushing the little bubble to prime?