Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/17/12 - Conspiracy!

[realmenhatelife]

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When you get bored at work you read a lot of conspiracy theory wikis. I, for one, didn't have an opinion on Pope John Paul I before today, and now I do.

Also, Dillinger Four twofer, because if you were going to make a list of top ten punk albums of the 90s, you'd probably consider putting this one between 6 and 10.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

looks like this phone call will end before the show starts...oh boy, oh boy, oh boy

(is anyone doing real time transcription for sailor...I keeed, I keeed)

[realmenhatelife]

Also, I really dont get The Stone Roses.




Yeah poor Sailor, be descriptive with every comment today to give him some context.

[Rhah]

hi budds

[Dell]

I'm liking to hear some appreciation of the Beach Boys...the first concert I went to was the Beach Boys

ahhhhh, memories...

[realmenhatelife]

Andro 400 sounds like it should be illegal.

[Dell]

Andro 400 sounds like it should be illegal.

may be why I'm so close to ordering some...

[sailor]

Also, I really dont get The Stone Roses.




Yeah poor Sailor, be descriptive with every comment today to give him some context.

I like some of their stuff, but can't say I'm any sort of expert.

[LeedsJr]

I'm liking to hear some appreciation of the Beach Boys...the first concert I went to was the Beach Boys

ahhhhh, memories...

I thought Spy was supposed to be the old guy around here? :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

I like some of their stuff, but can't say I'm any sort of expert.

I mean I dont get why their reunion is such a big deal and sold out in 2 seconds and people are flying to Europe and shit.

[sailor]

Andro 400 sounds like it should be illegal.

Beefcake! (just reminds me of the weight gain 4000)

[realmenhatelife]

I thought Spy was supposed to be the old guy around here? :smile:

Maybe Dell got on board with kokomo? Actually that would still make him pretty old.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

its funk thursday! :smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

Funk Thursday? Or is this Friday which would be the best thing ever.

[realmenhatelife]

Beefcake! (just reminds me of the weight gain 4000)

I'm listening to the commercial thinking "Damn maybe I should get some of this, it sounds great." then you realize it's a quack medicine and there's no way it works.

[sailor]

I mean I dont get why their reunion is such a big deal and sold out in 2 seconds and people are flying to Europe and shit.

Yeah, odd. I saw them in the mid 90s in a small club in NYC. Not at all a huge draw.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, odd. I saw them in the mid 90s in a small club in NYC. Not at all a huge draw.

Well look who's the hipster now.

[Misteriosa]

Funk Thursday? Or is this Friday which would be the best thing ever.

stop trying to get me excited.

[sailor]

This claiming the giants sounds interesting.

And I liked this silly skit by the nj pols. It wasn't a Seinfeld sketch, at least I didn't get that angle.

[sailor]

Well look who's the hipster now.

Ha! The opening act was a hardcore band - Orange 9mm. As you could guess by the name, the two fan bases could not be less similar.

[A.J.]

Nice Chuck Brown tribute on the opening.

[realmenhatelife]

I was thinking about how HD sports looked totally wierd and fake to me the first time I saw it, and now watching a game not in HD looks like a grainy, almost blurry, underlit mess. I wonder if this super 3D Hobbit is getting a bad rap for the same reason.

[sailor]

Ron sounds like the people he used to mock who said color film was a gimmick. And I've never seen one modern 3d flick.

Ok, radio silence.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha! The opening act was a hardcore band - Orange 9mm. As you could guess by the name, the two fan bases could not be less similar.

Hey, you dont need to explain to me what Orange 9mm sounds like.

[Misteriosa]

Ron sounds like the people he used to mock who said color film was a gimmick.

Ok, radio silence.

go on, sailor. just listen for a little while longer...

[Misteriosa]

[and ron doesnt want to admit it, but he's turning into blowhard. :o

[LeedsJr]

Let's Go Devils!!!

[sailor]

Hey, you dont need to explain to me what Orange 9mm sounds like.

I've actually never heard anything of theirs before or since. The bizarre pairing is the only reason I remember their name to his day.

[Dell]

I thought Spy was supposed to be the old guy around here? :smile:

I actually a couple years on spy...http://ronfezv4.com/forums/images/smilies/old.gif

but I'm very young at heart...

[LeedsJr]

"That's not missing. That's partying." :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

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[realmenhatelife]

My friend went out west and came back to visit and she forgot how to cross streets. I guess noone crosses against a light there.

[LeedsJr]

Another example of Ron being deliberately dense.

People constantly slow WAY down or come to a stop while texting.

[Misteriosa]

My friend went out west and came back to visit and she forgot how to cross streets. I guess noone crosses against a light there.
perhaps people dont walk as much out there :o
Another example of Ron being deliberately dense.

People constantly slow WAY down or come to a stop while texting.

its like its Times Square EVERYWHERE! :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

Wouldn't the enforcement have more to do with trying to raise money?

[LeedsJr]

perhaps people dont walk as much out there :o


its like its Times Square EVERYWHERE! :wallbash:

I have to walk through Penn Station every morning, and it's maddening how people slow down, veer back and forth, or stop suddenly because they're paying more attention to their phones than the huge crowd of people around them.

[Misteriosa]

im not a driver. do you really shut your brain off like that and not pay attention? :blink:

[LeedsJr]

If I ever see Ron on the road, I'm pulling over until he's long gone. He sounds like an accident waiting to happen.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know, Fez may be on to something, Teens cant drive for shit and they text constantly. I saw a teen parallel park lastnight it looked like they were pulling a 3 point turn.

[LeedsJr]

im not a driver. do you really shut your brain off like that and not pay attention? :blink:

No. People who drive like Ron is talking about cause accidents.

[sailor]

I have to walk through Penn Station every morning, and it's maddening how people slow down, veer back and forth, or stop suddenly because they're paying more attention to their phones than the huge crowd of people around them.

It's still ridic to give tickets to them.

[Warren Peace]

I have to walk through Penn Station every morning, and it's maddening how people slow down, veer back and forth, or stop suddenly because they're paying more attention to their phones than the huge crowd of people around them.

Yep....Phone down, Head Up...That's The Way We Like You to Walk

[realmenhatelife]

im not a driver. do you really shut your brain off like that and not pay attention? :blink:

In most driving situations you definately feel like you're on auto pilot. Sometimes you really have to pay attention like if the weather is shitty. But if you're looking at your phone you're going to react much slower if something comes up than if you're just sitting there listening to the radio.

[Misteriosa]

why is ron so pissed about people NOT texting and driving? texting is an activity that requires your eyes be off the road for a prolonged time. what the blazing fuck is so important that the text cant wait until you either get to your destination or have a chance to pull over?

[LeedsJr]

It's still ridic to give tickets to them.

Oh, I agree with you there. I just push them out of the way.

[Warren Peace]

I dont know, Fez may be on to something, Teens cant drive for shit and they text constantly. I saw a teen parallel park lastnight it looked like they were pulling a 3 point turn.

2 accidents in an intersection out in the middle of bumblefuck NJ where I live in the last 2 months have been due to teens texting. One girl was texting approaching a stop sign and took out a utility pole. Another teen was texting and blew through the stop sign and took out a motorcyclist.

[LeedsJr]

why is ron so pissed about people NOT texting and driving? texting is an activity that requires your eyes be off the road for a prolonged time. what the blazing fuck is so important that the text cant wait until you either get to your destination or have a chance to pull over?

Well, he's also talking about texting being a 2 second activity, "Be right there", etc.

That is NOT the way my sons text. It has turned into their primary way of communicating with their friends.

[Warren Peace]

why is ron so pissed about people NOT texting and driving? texting is an activity that requires your eyes be off the road for a prolonged time. what the blazing fuck is so important that the text cant wait until you either get to your destination or have a chance to pull over?

I don't get the outrage either. What does Ron know about driving? I'm under the impression that Ron magically teleports to movie theatres throughout the day when the show is over.

[Crispy123]

Really, Rons defending drinking and driving??? this is a ridiculously maddening argument!!!!

there are adults that get away with banging 15 year olds, that doesn't make it RIGHT.

[sailor]

I use Siri for texting and driving. It's great for that purpose.

[Misteriosa]

Really, Rons defending drinking and driving??? this is a ridiculously maddening argument!!!!

this just played. i cant believe he's saying that either. :blink:

[Misteriosa]

oh no! Donna Summer! :down:

[sailor]

this just played. i cant believe he's saying that either. :blink:

He's said it for years. It's quite silly.

[LeedsJr]

Really, Rons defending drinking and driving??? this is a ridiculously maddening argument!!!!

there are adults that get away with banging 15 year olds, that doesn't make it RIGHT.

Yeah, the alcoholic is defending drunk driving. What an asshole.

Just because people do get where they're going sometimes while intoxicated does not change the SCIENTIFIC FACT that being intoxicated impairs your motor functions and reaction times, which INCREASES YOUR CHANCES of getting into an accident. :furious:

[LeedsJr]

oh no! Donna Summer! :down:

Damnit. :down:

[Crispy123]

Yeah, the alcoholic is defending drunk driving. What an asshole.

Just because people do get where they're going sometimes while intoxicated does not change the SCIENTIFIC FACT that being intoxicated impairs your motor functions and reaction times, which INCREASES YOUR CHANCES of getting into an accident. :furious:

I think it was Anthony that actually had an interesting point on the matter. He said something to the effect that between the hours of 1-3 am its primarily drunks on the road anyways so we should just make DUI legal for those 2 hours and if you are on the road its on and you take responsibility for driving or getting into an accident.

but to say some people can do it and be fine is just pure horse shit (and probly just a bit from Ron to get the rubes like me fired up).

[sailor]

Yeah, the alcoholic is defending drunk driving. What an asshole.

Just because people do get where they're going sometimes while intoxicated does not change the SCIENTIFIC FACT that being intoxicated impairs your motor functions and reaction times, which INCREASES YOUR CHANCES of getting into an accident. :furious:

Hey, until you kill someone you've done nothing wrong!

Like, if you go to Penn Station during rush hour and wildly swing a sword while blindfolded, until you strike someone - no harm, no foul.

[realmenhatelife]

What is hicks giggling about?

[Misteriosa]

What is hicks giggling about?

beats me :blink:

[Dell]

that AINT disco...that's just great music

RIP

[LeedsJr]

I think it was Anthony that actually had an interesting point on the matter. He said something to the effect that between the hours of 1-3 am its primarily drunks on the road anyways so we should just make DUI legal for those 2 hours and if you are on the road its on and you take responsibility for driving or getting into an accident.

but to say some people can do it and be fine is just pure horse shit.

I think Anthony's argument is pretty fucking stupid as well.

There is no reason to drive drunk. Period.

And yes, I'm sure I drove when I shouldn't have when I was younger. I'm ashamed of my stupidity and grateful I never hurt anyone.

[Dell]

I think Anthony's argument is pretty fucking stupid as well.

There is no reason to drive drunk. Period.

And yes, I'm sure I drove when I shouldn't have when I was younger. I'm ashamed of my stupidity and grateful I never hurt anyone.

I got a DUI when I was 19 (or 18)...driving drunk is just plain stupid and irresponsible

[Crispy123]

I think Anthony's argument is pretty fucking stupid as well.

There is no reason to drive drunk. Period.

And yes, I'm sure I drove when I shouldn't have when I was younger. I'm ashamed of my stupidity and grateful I never hurt anyone.

fair enuff. I thought it was just an interesting proposal to the zero tolerance argument.

I agree of course DUI is bad (after getting one a decade ago). I can also see how it might be an interesting social experiment for some States tho.

[Warren Peace]

Pepper Parrot in da house

[Misteriosa]

yep... im gonna be hearing donna summer on the cubemate's radio alllll day

[Misteriosa]

Pepper Parrot in da house

i've always been a fan of

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GOrvIrStw1w/T5C5pNC8CfI/AAAAAAAABn8/D19vndizEjg/s1600/peppa.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Ron shouldn't have any trouble watching boogie nights, it's been on TV every 20 minutes for the last 3 months.



And yes, they start with coke and move to meth, carpet dope.

[Crispy123]

yep... im gonna be hearing donna summer on the cubemate's radio alllll day

is your cubemate's name Rubik???

http://www.speedstacks.com/img/rubiks_cube.gif

[Misteriosa]

Ron shouldn't have any trouble watching boogie nights, it's been on TV every 20 minutes for the last 3 months.



And yes, they start with coke and move to meth, carpet dope.

has it?! i've never seen it :flush:

[LeedsJr]

fair enuff. I thought it was just an interesting proposal to the zero tolerance argument.

I agree of course DUI is bad (after getting one a decade ago). I can also see how it might be an interesting social experiment for some States tho.

My problem with it is I disagree with his premise. He thinks just because he would be drunk at that time, that most other people driving at that time are also most likely drunk?

What about cops, EMT's, delivery men? Not to mention all the people who were working in the bars and not drinking?

There are a million reasons people would be driving at that time that don't involve trying to get home from a bar.

Didn't mean to sound so cranky before. I guess Ron the carny played me the rube pretty good there. :smile:

[sailor]

yep... im gonna be hearing donna summer on the cubemate's radio alllll day

Not me. She'd be fired for that. NOW who's jealous?!

[Misteriosa]

Not me. She'd be fired for that. NOW who's jealous?!

:glurps:

[Dell]

wow, this online player is really behind...I know what it's like to be on sailor...n/m

[Misteriosa]

wow, this online player is really behind...I know what it's like to be on sailor...n/m

did you do that whole "use the old online player" thing?

[Dell]

what happened to his theme music to warn us of his calls?

blowhard blowhard blowhard, fucking blowhard blowhard blowhard...see, I've forgotten the lyrics

[Warren Peace]

This man does not strike me as the clubgoer he's portraying himself as on the phone.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4654

[deliciousV]

fair enuff. I thought it was just an interesting proposal to the zero tolerance argument.

I agree of course DUI is bad (after getting one a decade ago). I can also see how it might be an interesting social experiment for some States tho.

I don't think anyone should drive drunk, but nobody is drunk at .08 , I would like to see a true drunk driving law, not one designed to make MAD happy and make money. It takes a lot more to get me drunk than my wife, why are we both held to the same standard?

[realmenhatelife]

has it?! i've never seen it :flush:

It's really good. Cinemax was showing in constantly and now it's on HBO. Ironically as soon as I cancelled cinemax it popped up on HBO.

[Crispy123]

My problem with it is I disagree with his premise. He thinks just because he would be drunk at that time, that most other people driving at that time are also most likely drunk?

What about cops, EMT's, delivery men? Not to mention all the people who were working in the bars and not drinking?

There are a million reasons people would be driving at that time that don't involve trying to get home from a bar.

Didn't mean to sound so cranky before. I guess Ron the carny played me the rube pretty good there. :smile:

yea everyone would have to agree that, for the specific time period, if you are on the road watch the phuck out!

but another argument against it is, why would the drunks that don't follow the law now stay within the law if its changed? so Im not saying its right, its just the most compelling argument that Ive heard from the (carny) pro-DUI side.

and don't sweat it, we are ALL rubes listening to the carny master from 11-3 :wink:

[LeedsJr]

I've seen this pic before.

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bigdog1.jpg

It's a real picture. Maybe Pepper didn't notice, but the dog is sitting on a table. And it's closer to the camera than the lady, so it's just skewed perspective.

[CountryBob]

Howdy Ya'll

Resident Redneck checking in :bye:

[Misteriosa]

Howdy Ya'll

Resident Redneck checking in :bye:

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

yea everyone would have to agree that, for the specific time period, if you are on the road watch the phuck out!

but another argument against it is, why would the drunks that don't follow the law now stay within the law if its changed? so Im not saying its right, its just the most compelling argument that Ive heard from the (carny) pro-DUI side.

and don't sweat it, we are ALL rubes listening to the carny master from 11-3 :wink:


I would love to enact some kind of congestion control during peak driving hours. Like if your ass isn't driving to work dont be on the roads during rush hour. There's no reason my morning commute should be half as long as my afternoon.

[LeedsJr]

I don't think anyone should drive drunk, but nobody is drunk at .08 , I would like to see a true drunk driving law, not one designed to make MAD happy and make money. It takes a lot more to get me drunk than my wife, why are we both held to the same standard?

Well, the standard is tied to your sex and weight, I think.

According to the online DUI charts I've seen, it would take me 5 drinks in an hour to reach .08.

[CountryBob]

Reading back a bit - I agree that no one should drive drunk but in my case, I do just fine driving with a little buzz. Unfortunately, a little buzz is legally drunk.

I am trying to get the benefits broker in my new job to fly me to NY (its where they are located) and if so, I will buy you all a beer...

[deliciousV]

Well, the standard is tied to your sex and weight, I think.

According to the online DUI charts I've seen, it would take me 5 drinks in an hour to reach .08.

that might be if it was a blood test, but the breathalizer is effected by how recently you've had the last drink. There's a reason why they changed it from DWI to DUI when the law went from .1 to .08, they could no longer call it intoxicated, just under the influence.

[Misteriosa]

Reading back a bit - I agree that no one should drive drunk but in my case, I do just fine driving with a little buzz. Unfortunately, a little buzz is legally drunk.

I am trying to get the benefits broker in my new job to fly me to NY (its where they are located) and if so, I will buy you all a beer...

how do you like it there?

eta: and i will take you up on that beer :happy:

[LeedsJr]

Doesn't look like that big a dog to me.

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images24/BouvierdesFlandresDixieSilverBrrindlePurebredDog1. JPG

[Crispy123]

I would love to enact some kind of congestion control during peak driving hours. Like if your ass isn't driving to work dont be on the roads during rush hour. There's no reason my morning commute should be half as long as my afternoon.

You know the guys in the right lane of a 2 lane highway that ALWAYS swing into the left lane if its open at a red light?

If they don't take off the line faster than the guy they were behind in the first place, they should be stripped naked, hung upside down by their toes and whipped with wet spaghetti noodles!!! :furious:

[Dell]

Reading back a bit - I agree that no one should drive drunk but in my case, I do just fine driving with a little buzz. Unfortunately, a little buzz is legally drunk.

I am trying to get the benefits broker in my new job to fly me to NY (its where they are located) and if so, I will buy you all a beer...

get them to fly you to Hampton Roads (Virginia) and I'll buy you a beer...

[Misteriosa]

i would just like to say that i spit water on my computer screen when ron called the dog penis a tube of red lipstick.

[CountryBob]

how do you like it there?

eta: and i will take you up on that beer :happy:

I like it and will love it once I get to know all the systems and things that Im supposed to do. I hate not knowing names or titles or procedures etc. and I have to ask everything. My boss is the controller and he is super cool but doesnt drink so I cant talk about all of my crazy drinking stories. His accountant is a really cool chick that feels comfortable cussing and being normal in front of me.

It has been a big adjustment going from hiring college grads for technical jobs to hoping they have a GED and can pass a drug test.

I miss my listening thread and actually being able to listen to the show - but I hope down the road I will be able to sneak in some time not only at lunch.

[realmenhatelife]

You know the guys in the right lane of a 2 lane highway that ALWAYS swing into the left lane if its open at a red light?

If they don't take off the line faster than the guy they were behind in the first place, they should be stripped naked, hung upside down by their toes and whipped with wet spaghetti noodles!!! :furious:

I dont understand how anyone doesn't take off from a light like a drag race just started. Some of these assholes seem to enjoy red lights.

[Misteriosa]

I dont understand how anyone doesn't take off from a light like a drag race just started. Some of these assholes seem to enjoy red lights.

maybe they are texting :wink:

[LeedsJr]

I like it and will love it once I get to know all the systems and things that Im supposed to do. I hate not knowing names or titles or procedures etc. and I have to ask everything. My boss is the controller and he is super cool but doesnt drink so I cant talk about all of my crazy drinking stories. His accountant is a really cool chick that feels comfortable cussing and being normal in front of me.

It has been a big adjustment going from hiring college grads for technical jobs to hoping they have a GED and can pass a drug test.

I miss my listening thread and actually being able to listen to the show - but I hope down the road I will be able to sneak in some time not only at lunch.

After some of your stories, I can't even imagine what this means to you. :smile:

[Misteriosa]

I like it and will love it once I get to know all the systems and things that Im supposed to do. I hate not knowing names or titles or procedures etc. and I have to ask everything. My boss is the controller and he is super cool but doesnt drink so I cant talk about all of my crazy drinking stories. His accountant is a really cool chick that feels comfortable cussing and being normal in front of me.

It has been a big adjustment going from hiring college grads for technical jobs to hoping they have a GED and can pass a drug test.

I miss my listening thread and actually being able to listen to the show - but I hope down the road I will be able to sneak in some time not only at lunch.

let me know if they have any new york openings. im dying over here.

[Dell]

I had to take our dog to the vet when my wife said balls are going to be cut off, either the dog's or yours...poor boy went to the vet the next day

(and it DIDN'T calm him down any...just doesn't work that way)

[CountryBob]

i would just like to say that i spit water on my computer screen when ron called the dog penis a tube of red lipstick.

I always laugh at the "lipstick" line.

I once was petting the puppy of this chick I went home with after the bar and his lipstick came out and I said " oh look, puppy's first hard on!".

She got really creeped out and I ended up not scoring and went home. I learned to hold the tongue when trying to get some ass.

[CountryBob]

let me know if they have any new york openings. im dying over here.

I sure will... :happy:

[Rhah]

Studio dog could replace Fez. Prob provide same amount of air time :lol:

[LeedsJr]

They were playing squash in Wall Street, not racquetball.

[realmenhatelife]

As much as they rag on Tampa I'm told there's some really good food and food trucks there.

[CountryBob]

Studio dog could replace Fez. Prob provide same amount of air time :lol:

They could get Duksey - the king of all dogs!
Miss Dave :down:

[Crispy123]

I had to take our dog to the vet when my wife said balls are going to be cut off, either the dog's or yours

You should have told the wife, in that case you need to teach the dog to shut up and get me a beer... :happy:

[Misteriosa]

what baseball game are they showing? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

what baseball game are they showing? :unsure:

Red Sox at Rays.

My favorite part of the story?

When they asked the guy what his name was after he came to, he said, "I'm Batman!" :smile:

[sailor]

Well, the standard is tied to your sex and weight, I think.

According to the online DUI charts I've seen, it would take me 5 drinks in an hour to reach .08.

http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm

[Misteriosa]

Red Sox at Rays.

My favorite part of the story?

When they asked the guy what his name was after he came to, he said, "I'm Batman!" :smile:

HA! thats awesome. glad he's better.

[LeedsJr]

I wonder how soon after the break they're bringing on The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever.

Trying to decide which of my favorite local pubs to patronize once I hear him. :drunk:

[CountryBob]

:bye:Allright bopper ans sock hoppers - gotta get back to the grind.
Hope you have a great day!

[Misteriosa]

oh noes.. i was going to get lunch, then i realized i left my wallet at home :down:

[sailor]

I dont understand how anyone doesn't take off from a light like a drag race just started. Some of these assholes seem to enjoy red lights.

Gas be 'spensive.

[A.J.]

Red Sox at Rays.

My favorite part of the story?

When they asked the guy what his name was after he came to, he said, "I'm Batman!" :smile:

I watched that live last night. That was pretty scary for a few minutes there. Glad he's OK.

[LeedsJr]

oh noes.. i was going to get lunch, then i realized i left my wallet at home :down:

That sucks.

I couldn't even get to work without my wallet (train pass, metro card, ID badge).

[A.J.]

I feel like I'm back in grade school.

[LeedsJr]

I feel like I'm back in grade school.

You looked out the window and the world was in back and white?

[sailor]

You looked out the window and the world was in back and white?

Black and forth, rather.

[Misteriosa]

Black and forth, rather.

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Hanging yourself is going Carradine?

The INXS guy must be pissed.

[deliciousV]

Hanging yourself is going Carradine?

The INXS guy must be pissed.

that was the problem, nobody can remember his name, and "he INXS guy'd himself" didn't really have a ring to it.

[sailor]

Got on work elevator on third floor, delivery girl started to get off (ha) and realized it wasn't her floor. I hit 5 (she had hit 8). Got off elevator on 5 and saw she got off after me. Poor, confused delivery girl.

[LeedsJr]

that was the problem, nobody can remember his name, and "he INXS guy'd himself" didn't really have a ring to it.

:laugh:

A good point there.

[Dell]

Got on work elevator on third floor, delivery girl started to get off (ha) and realized it wasn't her floor. I hit 5 (she had hit 8). Got off elevator on 5 and saw she got off after me. Poor, confused delivery girl.

and that is why drugs and work don't mix...

[deliciousV]

I saw Dark Shadows, I really liked it, it really is a different movie than the trailer showed. Though that "reveal yourself tiny songstress!" scene cracks me up every time.

[realmenhatelife]

Can fez not see the corner rons about to put him in?

[LeedsJr]

Hmmm... Seems like I've heard this conversation before. :dry:

Off to lunch.

[realmenhatelife]

I think the mall is probably more pro shopper than pro gay.

[A.J.]

I feel like I'm back in grade school.

You looked out the window and the world was in back and white?

Back when I was kid, when I looked out the window the world was only white in my neighborhood. It's much more "diverse" now.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez implied manny said it for sure.

[Dell]

debating an openly narcissistic person is not entertaining me...I'm checking out until the gay is out of the way

[deliciousV]

Back when I was kid, when I looked out the window the world was only white in my neighborhood. It's much more "diverse" now.

by "diverse" , do you mean all the white people left?

[sailor]

Can fez not see the corner rons about to put him in?

Nobody puts Fezzy in a corner!

[Misteriosa]

Woo hoo! Found some cash in my desk :happy:

[deliciousV]

There are new testament verses against Homosexuality, Fez keeps saying there aren't. If he doesn't believe the bible why does he care which part it's in.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh shut up about malls you boner, you live on an island that is prohibitively expensive for independant business. You live in a mall.

[deliciousV]

Woo hoo! Found some cash in my desk :happy:

I put it there with my magic.

[Crispy123]

checkin out buddays :bye:

wish me luck tho. I got a guy from DCF stopping by at 2.00 to go over some stuff. Im trying to get custody of my daughter. I should have a decent shot since her mom just got arrested for beating up grandma at the house in front of the kids.

[realmenhatelife]

I cant wrap my head around Fez' argument that the mall being pro gay or anti gay is different at all.

[realmenhatelife]

Woo hoo! Found some cash in my desk :happy:

Check your bra, women always have money in their bra.

[deliciousV]

checkin out buddays :bye:

wish me luck tho. I got a guy from DCF stopping by at 2.00 to go over some stuff. Im trying to get custody of my daughter. I should have a decent shot since her mom just got arrested for beating up grandma at the house in front of the kids.

good luck budday

[Dell]

checkin out buddays :bye:

wish me luck tho. I got a guy from DCF stopping by at 2.00 to go over some stuff. Im trying to get custody of my daughter. I should have a decent shot since her mom just got arrested for beating up grandma at the house in front of the kids.

I saw that show (j/k)...best of luck to you Crispy!

[Misteriosa]

checkin out buddays :bye:

wish me luck tho. I got a guy from DCF stopping by at 2.00 to go over some stuff. Im trying to get custody of my daughter. I should have a decent shot since her mom just got arrested for beating up grandma at the house in front of the kids.

break a leg! and dont mention us or the drunk thread :tongue:

[Dell]

Check your bra, women always have money in their bra.

it is soooo money in those bras...

[Misteriosa]

Check your bra, women always have money in their bra.

eew. i dont do that.

[Misteriosa]

what does it matter where the interview is held? who gives a shit. the mall should have never inserted themselves in this non-issue

[realmenhatelife]

eew. i dont do that.

I've served many a coffee paid with some hot tit change.

what does it matter where the interview is held? who gives a shit. the mall should have never inserted themselves in this non-issue


It must suck for the mall though, who thought they were gonna have a big puff piece event and then two weeks before the gay stuff blows up and now they have to deal with it. If they're honest they should just be like "Hey, we dont care, but man we're just trying to sell these keds and this isn't going to help anymore so we out."





I hate that callers think that Fez represents gays.

[Dell]

this is not an anti gay rally NOR is it an interview to hear the guys anti-gay opinions...I think it is just an interview with a boxer that has an upcoming fight

[Misteriosa]

I've served many a coffee paid with some hot tit change.

was it hot as in warmed by the tit or hot because it was next to a tit? :unsure:

[Crispy123]

I saw that show (j/k)...best of luck to you Crispy!

I do live in Florida!!! thanx guys!

[Dell]

was it hot as in warmed by the tit or hot because it was next to a tit? :unsure:

yes...

[realmenhatelife]

was it hot as in warmed by the tit or hot because it was next to a tit? :unsure:

It was thermally hot tit change, money made warmer from body heat.

[Dell]

I'd listen to four hours of Ron's Extra Show...:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

It was thermally hot tit change, money made warmer from body heat.

eewww. thats like sitting in a seat on the subway thats still warm from the other person's butt.

[Dell]

eewww. thats like sitting in a seat on the subway thats still warm from the other person's butt.

you hope that's why it's warm...

[Misteriosa]

you hope that's why it's warm...

oh no :flush:

[realmenhatelife]

I dont disagree with Ron's stance here but I also think he has never been 'driven' away from something he hasn't chosen to leave, and is therefore in a weak place to lecture Fez on it who has.


I think the truth of Fez is that he wants to live a small, family based, church based southern life and still have his own sexuality and he knows he cant resolve the two and that fucks him up.

[Warren Peace]

Actually, Ron is spot on...Fez does need a gay mentor.

[sailor]

eew. i dont do that.

No room? (I'm sorry I wrote that)

[realmenhatelife]

The other thing is that Ron has pretty strongly hinted that Fez' dad was a closet gay, so all the gay stuff is Fez standing up for his dad too.

[Misteriosa]

No room? (I'm sorry I wrote that)

yes :down:

[sailor]

yes :down:

No! I meant in a good way, silly!

[LeedsJr]

No room? (I'm sorry I wrote that)

yes :down:

I think he meant that as a compliment. :happy:

[deliciousV]

radio psychic, she will eventually mind control that thing to blow her brains out.

[sailor]

I think he meant that as a compliment. :happy:

Yes!!

[realmenhatelife]

I think he meant that as a compliment. :happy:

At the very least it means she knows how to buy a bra, like she isn't buying baggy ones.

[Dell]

Ron writing it off as "it's more of a white power thing than an anti gay thing" had me laugh out loud...:laugh:

[Dell]

did Fez just say "robutt" instead of robot...Freudian slip?

edit: I keep getting mesmerized by my surfer gir avi

[sailor]

did Fez just say "robutt" instead of robot...Freudian slip?

Welcome to the show!

[LeedsJr]

did Fez just say "robutt" instead of robot...Freudian slip?

He always does.

And I loved:

Ron: "Well, if your wife goes back she's gonna get punched by a robot arm."

Pepper: "Yeah, and probably groped!"

:lol:

[Dell]

Welcome to the show!

HA...I'm wearing earbuds today and probably hearing a bit clearer

waiting for Ron to hit me with so South Philly words now...

[deliciousV]

New Testament

Romans 1:26-27 - "Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion

[Misteriosa]

he doesnt know about stephanie miller? seriously?!

:faint:

her coming out show was great, btw

[Dell]

New Testament

Romans 1:26-27 - "Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion

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[sailor]

HA...I'm wearing earbuds today

:(

[Dell]

:(

eww ouch...I wasn't thinking

[Misteriosa]

eww ouch...I wasn't thinking

:banning:

[deliciousV]

http://ronfezv4.com/forums/images/smilies/hot.gif

there are others, I'm not saying he should live by it, just stop giving out false info.

[Dell]

there are others, I'm not saying he should live by it, just stop giving out false info.

now that was funny, I don't care what you say...

(and I just heard your phone call)

[Lemieux66]

Got out of my car at 12:45 when unfunny outrage was just starting and it's still going on?

[Dell]

Got out of my car at 12:45 when unfunny outrage was just starting and it's still going on?

he's earning his money...well, at least going through the motions

[deliciousV]

now that was funny, I don't care what you say...

(and I just heard your phone call)

wasn't me, that's two days in a row my thoughts have been stolen by someone else.

[Dell]

wasn't me, that's two days in a row my thoughts have been stolen by someone else.

two words (I think)...tinfoil hat

[Zorro]

Loading my iphone with Davey Mac podcast for visit to dentist

[Crispy123]

no meeting today. DCF guy couldn't find a babysitter.

and in more ironic news I just turned in my library book on procrastination 3 days late.

[Misteriosa]

seeing as im not from philly, i shouldnt be laughing so hard at this, but i get almost all the references :tongue:

[deliciousV]

no meeting today. DCF guy couldn't find a babysitter.

and in more ironic news I just turned in my library book on procrastination 3 days late.

Library? You mean the book museum where they let you use the computers?

[Dell]

that Philly bit is hilarious...:laugh:

edit: I got over 10 hours of sleep last night and I'm yawning like crazy and on my 10th cup of coffee...I think I'm finally taking my wife's suggestion and get checked for sleep apnea

[Crispy123]

Library? You mean the book museum where they let you use the computers?

I like to call it free netflix.

also the water fountains in the library are called bum showers.

[Dell]

I like to call it free netflix.

also the water fountains in the library are called bum showers.

we convinced a girl in grade school that the urinal was for washing hair...yup, she tried it

[Misteriosa]

we convinced a girl in grade school that the urinal was for washing hair...yup, she tried it

:nono: thats awful

[Crispy123]

:nono: thats awful

but hilarious! :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Library? You mean the book museum where they let you use the computers?

I like to call it free netflix.

also the water fountains in the library are called bum showers.

I take books out of the library all the time to read on the train.

I guess Misti isn't the only nerd round these parts. :happy:

[Dell]

I take books out of the library all the time to read on the train.

I guess Misti isn't the only nerd round these parts. :happy:

my wife has a stack of library books...my nephew has a stack of library dvd's...and, I usually have an audio book or two for my three-hour drives on 95 (if driving when the buddays aren't on)

[Crispy123]

phuk the Lebron haters!!! Go HEAT!

[Dell]

I watched Cool Hand Luke with my daughter over the Christmas break...she loves any classic stuff

on the bragging about my kid front...she again received straight A's, is currently 24th in her class at Virginia Tech, graduating a semester EARLY (saving the old man some money), and got a summer job at NASA (without her old man's help)

now I return to my usual sniping self...

[sailor]

I take books out of the library all the time to read on the train.

I guess Misti isn't the only nerd round these parts. :happy:

I take my kid to the library about once a month because he enjoys the experience or it. Before that I hadn't had a library card in like 15 years.

[A.J.]

I watched Cool Hand Luke with my daughter over the Christmas break...she loves any classic stuff

I couldn't watch this scene if my daughter was there.

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[Crispy123]

I watched Cool Hand Luke with my daughter over the Christmas break...she loves any classic stuff

on the bragging about my kid front...she again received straight A's, is currently 24th in her class at Virginia Tech, graduating a semester EARLY (saving the old man some money), and got a summer job at NASA (without her old man's help)

now I return to my usual sniping self...

Wow, U done a good job man!

[Dell]

I couldn't watch this scene if my daughter was there.

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I'm bad at remembering scenes in movies that might make them uncomfortable (my wife has gotten so pissed about this for 20 years now)...when an uncomfortable scene starts, I usually leave the room for a while (took me a while to even learn to do that)

[Dell]

did anyone else have their internet radio go tits up on them?

fkn hate doing things the legal way...

[deliciousV]

did anyone else have their internet radio go tits up on them?

fkn hate doing things the legal way...

yes, mine quit and won't restart. Had to go another way.

[LeedsJr]

did anyone else have their internet radio go tits up on them?

fkn hate doing things the legal way...

:bye:


And I couldn't get back on, with either the old player or the sailor player.

[Dell]

well those guest were boring me anyway...later buddays...:bye:

[A.J.]

Sorry Ron, Baltimore had TWO franchises stolen from them (Colts and Bullets/Wizards). They wanted a football team no matter where it came from.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[newport king]

I felt like those 2 guys wanted to just throw around the n word when describing Blake Griffin and his lack of skill

[deliciousV]

bye Y'all

[sailor]

Sorry Ron, Baltimore had TWO franchises stolen from them (Colts and Bullets/Wizards). They wanted a football team no matter where it came from.

The orioles left as well.

[A.J.]

The orioles left as well.

And so did Babe Ruth.

[CountryBob]

I watched Cool Hand Luke with my daughter over the Christmas break...she loves any classic stuff

on the bragging about my kid front...she again received straight A's, is currently 24th in her class at Virginia Tech, graduating a semester EARLY (saving the old man some money), and got a summer job at NASA (without her old man's help)

now I return to my usual sniping self...

Thats great news! Love the Hokies!