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Furtherman
05-18-2012, 06:36 AM
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A.J.
05-18-2012, 06:43 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ymi2kpF7Em0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 06:52 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mr71K5xdfEQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

On the day the duck was born, the fox was watching all along. He said "Land Ho! Land Ho!"



Look at Janet and Carrie just rocking shit out, Corin so did not want to be making these songs.

Zorro
05-18-2012, 06:56 AM
I just accidently shredded Six Dollars

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:03 AM
Six dollar bill, ya'll.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:05 AM
hey further, did you get that text?

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:09 AM
hey further, did you get that text?

woooo, get a room.

Furtherman
05-18-2012, 07:09 AM
hey further, did you get that text?

I sure did sweetie. :wink:

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:10 AM
woooo, get a room.

http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/bored.gif

Furtherman
05-18-2012, 07:10 AM
Oh wait, you mean that other one?


Yea.


And apparently I replied exactly what was predicted.

Very funny.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:10 AM
I sure did sweetie. :wink:

how is it not your avvie already?

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:11 AM
Oh wait, you mean that other one?


Yea.


And apparently I replied exactly what was predicted.

Very funny.

nobody told me your reaction. :o i thought you didnt get it.

Furtherman
05-18-2012, 07:12 AM
how is it not your avvie already?


Too big.


The maximum size of your custom image is 120 by 120 of awesomeness or 19.5 Nerdbytes (whichever is smaller).

CountryBob
05-18-2012, 07:12 AM
Happy Friday everyone

Furtherman
05-18-2012, 07:13 AM
nobody told me your reaction. :o i thought you didnt get it.

I got it and replied: Nerdgasim.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:13 AM
Too big.


The maximum size of your custom image is 120 by 120 of awesomeness or 19.5 Nerdbytes (whichever is smaller).

resize! its too epic! :surrender:

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:16 AM
this is pretty damn funny :laugh:

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:17 AM
Happy Friday everyone

You're in HR, how about letting us all go home early today?

sailor
05-18-2012, 07:17 AM
Seriously. A room. Get!

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:18 AM
Seriously. A room. Get!

you coming with? :wub:

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:21 AM
oh gawd.. the sleazy drug rep is here :dry:

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 07:22 AM
this thread is becoming so inside.

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 07:23 AM
oh gawd.. the sleazy drug rep is here :dry:

Free samples for everybody? :innocent:

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:24 AM
Free samples for everybody? :innocent:

i wish.. he shills immunizations. :dry:

Terragen
05-18-2012, 07:24 AM
Yea I'm gonna let the least funny fag on the planet tell us what funny is.

Furtherman
05-18-2012, 07:24 AM
Seriously. A room. Get!

you coming with? :wub:

I'm out!

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:25 AM
I'm out!

:down: im sorry for intruding on your's and sailor's fun.

hey rmhl, you wanna party? you seem straight.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:27 AM
Goddamn shit Screaming Females cancel their next month of dates due to mono.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:28 AM
:down: im sorry for intruding on your's and sailor's fun.

hey rmhl, you wanna party? you seem straight.

Wooo get a room us two.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:30 AM
Wooo get a room us two.

http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/highfive.gif

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:34 AM
i know i have an ny accent and i try to tone it down, but when i get upset about something, it really comes out.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:35 AM
http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/highfive.gif

It took me some time to figure out your smiley face system.
http://www.mazeguy.net/animal/panda.gif

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:37 AM
oh no! ive been found out! http://www.mazeguy.net/sad/worried.gif

Melk
05-18-2012, 07:39 AM
Paul Schaffer co-wrote, ”It's Raining Men.” He can be married all he wants, he still has to live with that fact.

sailor
05-18-2012, 07:39 AM
you coming with? :wub:

Gotta clear it with some ladies, but sure!

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:41 AM
street new yorker checking in :bye:

Melk
05-18-2012, 07:43 AM
I have a very uninteresting midwestern, non-Chicago, non-Fargo accent.

Furtherman
05-18-2012, 07:43 AM
When I was a kid I got called out in Florida for having a Philly accent. I was like, "Whut? Youse crazy ladeeee."

A.J.
05-18-2012, 07:45 AM
There's no accent in Connecticut. The New York and Boston accents around us cancelled each other out.

sailor
05-18-2012, 07:47 AM
I have a very uninteresting midwestern, non-Chicago, non-Fargo accent.

You should report the news.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:47 AM
when im raiding, all my guidlies ask me to say all kinds of things over Vent. they also LOVE listening in when im watching a Yankee game :o

sailor
05-18-2012, 07:49 AM
when im raiding, all my guidlies ask me to say all kinds of things over Vent. they also LOVE listening in when im watching a Yankee game :o

Those nerds are just excited hearing a girl.

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 07:50 AM
when im raiding, all my guidlies ask me to say all kinds of things over Vent. they also LOVE listening in when im watching a Yankee game :o

I don't know what accent this is, but I don't understand. :happy:

And it hasn't been much fun watching the Yankees lately. :sad:

sailor
05-18-2012, 07:50 AM
I've been called out as not sounding like I'm from the Bronx.

Melk
05-18-2012, 07:52 AM
I can tolerate anything in accents but two peculiarities:

1) ”As” never sound like ”Rs:” people from the east coast and England love to say things like, ” vodker” or ”Americer.” Why? I don't get it.

2) Why do so many African-Americans say ”on-t” instead of ”ant” for ” aunt?”

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:52 AM
I don't know what accent this is, but I don't understand. :happy:

And it hasn't been much fun watching the Yankees lately. :sad:

no it hasnt :down:. my gaming friends really enjoy hearing me yell at the TV, and man has there been a lot of that.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:53 AM
Oh fezzy, doesn't understand the difference between stereotypes and vernacular.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:53 AM
I can tolerate anything in accents but two peculiarities:

1) ”As” never sound like ”Rs:” people from the east coast and England love to say things like, ” vodker” or ”Americer.” Why? I don't get it.

2) Why do so many African-Americans say ”on-t” instead of ”ant” for ” aunt?”

i do this. :o maybe its the "au" combination

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 07:53 AM
Did that South Carolina caller really think he had lost his accent? :happy:

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 07:54 AM
no it hasnt :down:. my gaming friends really enjoy hearing me yell at the TV, and man has there been a lot of that.

My Reds start a series with the Yankees tonight, one of us will be yelling.

Warren Peace
05-18-2012, 07:54 AM
I can tolerate anything in accents but two peculiarities:

1) ”As” never sound like ”Rs:” people from the east coast and England love to say things like, ” vodker” or ”Americer.” Why? I don't get it.2) Why do so many African-Americans say ”on-t” instead of ”ant” for ” aunt?”

I've only heard New Yorkers do this.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:55 AM
I say wudder for sure, but I cant stand hearing people say hunnerd. Also, I definately say tomorrow as too-mar.

Warren Peace
05-18-2012, 07:55 AM
I say wudder for sure, but I cant stand hearing people say hunnerd. Also, I definately say tomorrow as too-mar.

yooz guyz?

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:55 AM
My Reds start a series with the Yankees tonight, one of us will be yelling.

there has been SO much "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" and "GET THIS CLOWN OFF THE FIELD ALREADY!" lately :o

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:56 AM
I've only heard New Yorkers do this.

no way. thats a philly thing

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 07:57 AM
yooz guyz?

:o and "diss g-eye"

Melk
05-18-2012, 07:58 AM
You should report the news.
I do have an ” Omaha-ready accent” as the industry term goes. When I worried in Japan, I was in demand to perform recordings and speeches because I am so easy to understand.

My coworker from Birmingham who graduated from Oxford hated me for that. Sorry douchebag. Your BBC English is lovely, but only 7% of your countrymen regularly speak using RP. My accent is spoken by over 30% of the US and Canada.

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 07:58 AM
there has been SO much "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" and "GET THIS CLOWN OFF THE FIELD ALREADY!" lately :o

I yell at Reds manager Dusty Baker like I know him, "C'mon Dusty, how many runs you gonna let this fucker give up before you pull him?"

Melk
05-18-2012, 07:58 AM
I've only heard New Yorkers do this.

Bostonians sometimes do it too.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 07:58 AM
yooz guyz?

I was about to say I dont say yooz but then I realized the only reason I dont say yooz is cus I say "ya's" and didja.

Warren Peace
05-18-2012, 08:00 AM
no way. thats a philly thing

I lived in Philly for 5 years...I've only heard it in NY. Have you ever heard Mike Fransescer on the radio?

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:00 AM
I lived in Philly for 5 years...I've only heard it in NY. Have you ever heard Mike Fransesca on the radio?

no i dont tune in.

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 08:01 AM
there has been SO much "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" and "GET THIS CLOWN OFF THE FIELD ALREADY!" lately :o

My wife and I were watching the game last night.
In the third inning, my wife said of Hughes, "He's not going to last much longer."
I said, "What are you talking about? He hasn't thrown that many pitches or given up a run yet."

Bautista hit a home run on the next pitch. :flush:

Melk
05-18-2012, 08:02 AM
I yell at Reds manager Dusty Baker like I know him, "C'mon Dusty, how many runs you gonna let this fucker give up before you pull him?"
Tusty Paker (misspelling intentional) is the worst. He actually had a halfway decent Cubs team when he was at the helm and couldn't make it happen (I am a White Sox fan and find Tusty just horrid.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:03 AM
My wife and I were watching the game last night.
In the third inning, my wife said of Hughes, "He's not going to last much longer."
I said, "What are you talking about? He hasn't thrown that many pitches or given up a run yet."

Bautista hit a home run on the next pitch. :flush:

yeah.. that hurt. this mother fucker was swinging at (and hitting) EVERYTHING, so lets throw something straight down the middle. i almost had a stroke. sports are bad for me.

Melk
05-18-2012, 08:03 AM
I lived in Philly for 5 years...I've only heard it in NY. Have you ever heard Mike Fransescer on the radio?
Boy... I can't even hear that and I am just annoyed.

Melk
05-18-2012, 08:04 AM
The gay lilt isn't truly a gay thing. I hear that from Baptists and some blank guys all the time.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 08:05 AM
Tusty Paker (misspelling intentional) is the worst. He actually had a halfway decent Cubs team when he was at the helm and couldn't make it happen (I am a White Sox fan and find Tusty just horrid.

To be fair I dont think Jesus could win with the cubs if he had Papa Shongo as his bench coach.

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 08:05 AM
The 3:00 snack gets creepier and sadder every day. :thumbdown:

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:06 AM
To be fair I dont think Jesus could win with the cubs if he had Papa Shongo as his bench coach.

damn.

http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/rotfl.gif

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 08:07 AM
Tusty Paker (misspelling intentional) is the worst. He actually had a halfway decent Cubs team when he was at the helm and couldn't make it happen (I am a White Sox fan and find Tusty just horrid.

He has a good team this year, my guess is he better get them into Post season play or the Reds will be shopping for a new guy.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:08 AM
i am so ready for lunch, but i have to wait just a little bit longer :down:

Melk
05-18-2012, 08:09 AM
To be fair I dont think Jesus could win with the cubs if he had Papa Shongo as his bench coach.
Haa haa. Tusty's success with San Francisco was a total fluke. The Cubs are basically snakebit with a side of cancer.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 08:09 AM
The 3:00 snack gets creepier and sadder every day. :thumbdown:

And earlier.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:11 AM
am i overreacting when i hear this "dating website" and think "ESCORT SERVICE!" ?

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 08:16 AM
Billy Ray Valentine, Capricorn.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:21 AM
ron: "just walking away?"

think that gwb oral sex line pissed fezzie off? :o

A.J.
05-18-2012, 08:22 AM
What's with this music: more gay talk?

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:24 AM
What's with this music: more gay talk?

nope, just playing some disco

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:25 AM
the masshole training she's getting from early is terrible, but she sounds adorable :wub:

A.J.
05-18-2012, 08:25 AM
Typical girl: talking while the game is on.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:26 AM
Typical girl: talking while the game is on.

:dry:

A.J.
05-18-2012, 08:26 AM
Wait, didn't Fez used to always call his father after Bucaneers games?

Melk
05-18-2012, 08:32 AM
the masshole training she's getting from early is terrible, but she sounds adorable :wub:
I love sports as much as the next guy, but I don't ever get the level of unhappiness this guy gets during the Celtics game. I certainly like to make fun of Cubs fans, but I never get that upset.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 08:37 AM
I wouldn't want to use the guitar urinal because you couldn't just wait at the urinal after you're done to dodge someone you dont want to talk to that is washing their hands.

It would be too obvious. Although it would help the blind guy on this floor.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:39 AM
a guitar urinal huh? i hate when there is any noise in the bathroom, the same as fezzie. i couldnt imagine making noise on purpose :flush:

Warren Peace
05-18-2012, 08:40 AM
Haa haa. Tusty's success with San Francisco was a total fluke. The Cubs are basically snakebit with a side of cancer.

Mark Prior and Kerry Wood called....they want to know if anybody found their right arms.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 08:41 AM
The Pixies more or less hated eachother. Husker Du hated eachother.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 08:42 AM
a guitar urinal huh? i hate when there is any noise in the bathroom, the same as fezzie. i couldnt imagine making noise on purpose :flush:

I do when someone is talking on their phone in a stall. I try for maximum piss echo.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 08:43 AM
The Smiths dont really hate eachother anymore, but they wont play together. And would give any reunion tour a run for their money.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 08:43 AM
I do when someone is talking on their phone in a stall. I try for maximum piss echo.

i just start flushing the toilet for no reason until the person gives up

Melk
05-18-2012, 08:46 AM
Mark Prior and Kerry Wood called....they want to know if anybody found their right arms.
The love for Prior, Wood, and - to a greater extent - ol' Marc Grace in Chicago baffles me.

There again, the Cubs name had to have gotten Andre Dawson into the Hall of Fame, because his numbers didn't support his induction. Baseball honors Cubs players like the world of comedy circlejerks for Tina Fey.

Melk
05-18-2012, 08:48 AM
I don't understand how rock n roll bands have such issues getting along and keeping the money coming in

Furtherman
05-18-2012, 08:49 AM
I don't understand how rock n roll bands have such issues getting along and keeping the money coming in

EGO.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 09:07 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17n0efnf6u2ufjpg/original.jpg

:o i thought this was awesome

Warren Peace
05-18-2012, 09:12 AM
The love for Prior, Wood, and - to a greater extent - ol' Marc Grace in Chicago baffles me.

There again, the Cubs name had to have gotten Andre Dawson into the Hall of Fame, because his numbers didn't support his induction. Baseball honors Cubs players like the world of comedy circlejerks for Tina Fey.

I'll grant you Andre Dawson (Ron Santo waves his stump from the grave).

Warren Peace
05-18-2012, 09:16 AM
I've heard of bars literally announcing when they're going to tap a keg of Pliny the Younger. Date and time - it's in that much demand apparently.

A.J.
05-18-2012, 09:17 AM
a guitar urinal huh? i hate when there is any noise in the bathroom, the same as fezzie. i couldnt imagine making noise on purpose :flush:

On the other hand, it would help mask some over the other disgusting sounds being made in the bathroom.

sailor
05-18-2012, 09:20 AM
Bostonians sometimes do it too.

They do the opposite and drop r's. Chowdah!

My cousin has a bad NY accent. What's in a black Russian? "vodker & Kahluer"

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 09:20 AM
I've heard of bars literally announcing when they're going to tap a keg of Pliny the Younger. Date and time - it's in that much demand apparently.

Around me people had like a network of who had the magic hat christmas beer.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 09:22 AM
if my boss leaves early, then i leave 5 minutes after her. :happy:

if my boss stays late, i wouldnt know because i leave on time. :happy:

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 09:24 AM
women drinking beer cant be that "out there" can it? the guys are making it sound like an anomaly :unsure:

sailor
05-18-2012, 09:24 AM
if my boss leaves early, then i leave 5 minutes after her. :happy:

if my boss stays late, i wouldnt know because i leave on time. :happy:

I get OT. Score!

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 09:27 AM
I get OT. Score!

there is no OT around here. there is some mythical construction called "compensatory time" where you are allowed a day off sometime in the future in place of pay. however, there always seems to be a problem when you try to actually use these accrued days :down:

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 09:30 AM
women drinking beer cant be that "out there" can it? the guys are making it sound like an anomaly :unsure:

Not in my world. Although, my wife doesn't drink much beer, when she drinks she just does straight shots of whiskey, no chaser. She drinks like a fucking cowboy, "leave the bottle", and never even makes a face after a shot, it might as well be water.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 09:34 AM
oh good and youre wife sounds awesome, del. how the fuck did you manage that?

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 09:36 AM
oh good and youre wife sounds awesome, del. how the fuck did you manage that?

I have never figured that out myself.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 09:41 AM
oh good and youre wife sounds awesome, del. how the fuck did you manage that?

I have never figured that out myself.

Didn't you just say she's a hard drinker?

CountryBob
05-18-2012, 09:43 AM
You're in HR, how about letting us all go home early today?


Actually - I'm gonna need you all to stay late and come in tomorrow :(

CountryBob
05-18-2012, 09:44 AM
there is no OT around here. there is some mythical construction called "compensatory time" where you are allowed a day off sometime in the future in place of pay. however, there always seems to be a problem when you try to actually use these accrued days :down:


Damned dirty HR shouldn't allow this!

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 09:45 AM
Didn't you just say she's a hard drinker?

no, I said when she drinks she drinks like a cowboy.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 09:48 AM
Damned dirty HR shouldn't allow this!

the best part is that they dont want an electronic record of this accured time even though we use the e-time system. any extra shit is between you and your supervisor and kept scribbled on a sheet somewhere, but never offically on record. i called bullshit on it and got written up for it.


and they are playing "sleepwalkers" :happy:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3RnBTjLOL-Y/SwMqB49oPgI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/KZwg8yILKYY/s1600/sleepwalkers3%5B1%5D.jpg

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 09:51 AM
Has this pepper hicks rip off come up on the show?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xHCSmH7PmVE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 09:52 AM
There's that one Coldplay song that was in a hundred different TV shows and movies for a while.

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 10:15 AM
Wow.

Over 20 minutes without a post?

Earl is the master of listening thread death. Congratulations.

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:16 AM
cocker? hell i don't even know her

hey buddays

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 10:17 AM
hi spy :bye:

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 10:17 AM
Wow.

Over 20 minutes without a post?

Earl is the master of listening thread death. Congratulations.

I miss earl being on the show, he always gave Ron and Fez a shared enemy, kept Ron from going after Fez so much and gave Fez something to bitch about other than what's hurting his feelings.

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:19 AM
hi spy :bye:

:bye: had to give up on training the two new guys to do my job so i could have a day off

so frustrated,i wont be having any scheduled days off this year

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 10:20 AM
Do you think Earl is this dull in real life?

Dell
05-18-2012, 10:20 AM
home again, home again, jigety jig...:bye:

thoroughly enjoyed the show while on the road...I give the show an A today

edit: wow, I've been playing with my puppy for the last 30 minutes...has Earl been this boring the whole time?
This may affect the grade...

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 10:22 AM
:bye: had to give up on training the two new guys to do my job so i could have a day off

so frustrated,i wont be having any scheduled days off this year
that sucks :down: im sorry
Do you think Earl is this dull in real life?
he has been from the times ive spoken to him. :o

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:24 AM
he has been from the times ive spoken to him. :o

he spoke highly of you that one day

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 10:24 AM
I miss earl being on the show, he always gave Ron and Fez a shared enemy, kept Ron from going after Fez so much and gave Fez something to bitch about other than what's hurting his feelings.

I hear you, but where did everybody go?

I went to the bar. :drunk:

I came back hoping to cruise through Friday afternoon, but I guess it's back to the bar until quitting time. Maybe I'll finally find my way to the drunk thread this evening, depends on my kids.

Later buddays! :drunk:

Dell
05-18-2012, 10:24 AM
:bye: had to give up on training the two new guys to do my job so i could have a day off

so frustrated,i wont be having any scheduled days off this year

sorry to hear that budday...I'd get on the schedule to have October through April off if I were you

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 10:26 AM
I hear you, but where did everybody go?

I went to the bar. :drunk:

I came back hoping to cruise through Friday afternoon, but I guess it's back to the bar until quitting time. Maybe I'll finally find my way to the drunk thread this evening, depends on my kids.

Later buddays! :drunk:

what job do you do that you can hang out at the bar?

Dell
05-18-2012, 10:27 AM
what job do you do that you can hang out at the bar?

he's one of spy's new guys...

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:27 AM
sorry to hear that budday...I'd get on the schedule to have October through April off if I were you

ha,ass

i got spoiled last year when i went thru the summer months with a day off,my first year with a day off but i cant trust these fucks to do a good job

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 10:28 AM
he's one of spy's new guys...

:lol::lol::lol::thumbup:

Recyclerz
05-18-2012, 10:28 AM
Do you think Earl is this dull in real life?

You have to give him credit for having a passion & his knowledge on this runs deep. Not exactly a loff riot but he's bringing a lot more to the table than certain co-hosts we could mention.

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 10:30 AM
There is a laura viers song about carol kaye thats good.

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 10:37 AM
what job do you do that you can hang out at the bar?

I'm a computer programmer.

I'm assigned projects with completion dates. If I meet or beat those completion dates, I'm the man.

I'm good enough at what I do that those dates are not a problem. :thumbup:

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 10:38 AM
I'm gonna have a shot and a beer now, here's to all the virgins and lesbians, thanks for nothing, cheers.

sailor
05-18-2012, 10:39 AM
On what planet is an express bus more dangerous than the NY subway?!

A.J.
05-18-2012, 10:40 AM
I was looking for the local weather and found a story for Fez.

If Obama had a son, he'd look like Warren.

<embed width="576" height="324" src="http://media.nbcwashington.com/assets/pdk449/pdk/swf/flvPlayer.swf?pid={releasePID}" flashvars="v=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcwashington.com%2Fi%2Fembed_n ew%2F%3Fcid%3D152008745%26path=%2F%2Fnews%2Flocal"allowFullScreen="true" AllowScriptAccess="always" /> <p style="font-size:small">View more videos at: <a href="http://nbcwashington.com/?__source=embedCode">http://nbcwashington.com</a>.</p>

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:40 AM
oh god i'd rather hear blowhard than chick

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 10:41 AM
are you kidding me? i LOVE my express bus. yes its twice the regular fare, but its like an oversized taxi for me! there is manadtory quiet time, the seats are comfy, no pan handlers, i cant miss my stop ever. its GREAT!

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 10:43 AM
oh god i'd rather hear blowhard than chick

are you kidding me? i LOVE my express bus. yes its twice the regular fare, but its like an oversized taxi for me! there is manadtory quiet time, the seats are comfy, no pan handlers, i cant miss my stop ever. its GREAT!

I read this as loving Chick. He's the best. I've known SOOO many guys like this, it cracks me up. :thumbup::lol:

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:44 AM
I was looking for the local weather and found a story for Fez.

If Obama had a son, he'd look like Warren.

<embed width="576" height="324" src="http://media.nbcwashington.com/assets/pdk449/pdk/swf/flvPlayer.swf?pid={releasePID}" flashvars="v=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nbcwashington.com%2Fi%2Fembed_n ew%2F%3Fcid%3D152008745%26path=%2F%2Fnews%2Flocal"allowFullScreen="true" AllowScriptAccess="always" /> <p style="font-size:small">View more videos at: <a href="http://nbcwashington.com/?__source=embedCode">http://nbcwashington.com</a>.</p>

when did AJ turn into hanso?

Recyclerz
05-18-2012, 10:44 AM
oh god i'd rather hear blowhard than chick

You are wrong. This Chick guy and Andy from Cleveland have been the only great new caller/characters since forever.

Fuck there goes my Inno battery. Now I'll never make any money on the race.

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:45 AM
since its that time of year i'd like to see a 3 oclock snack with sundresses,the greatest gift god has ever given to man

LeedsJr
05-18-2012, 10:46 AM
I'm gonna have a shot and a beer now, here's to all the virgins and lesbians, thanks for nothing, cheers.

Fair enough. I'll drink to all the drunken slobs who I loved so passionately before I met my beautiful wife. Cheers! :drunk:

sailor
05-18-2012, 10:46 AM
are you kidding me? i LOVE my express bus. yes its twice the regular fare, but its like an oversized taxi for me! there is manadtory quiet time, the seats are comfy, no pan handlers, i cant miss my stop ever. its GREAT!

It's really the best. Hicks is a loon.

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:47 AM
i cant believe i'm the only one that hates chick,liked andy since his first call

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 10:48 AM
It's really the best. Hicks is a loon.

yeah.. some of us arent lucky enough to have a 15 minute train ride into manhattan. the express bus not only cuts the normally 90 min - 2 hr trip down to 40 minutes, but its so much freaking safer for me, esp when im coming home from a bar.

Dell
05-18-2012, 10:50 AM
I vote R2C1...she's just plain hawt

http://ronfezv4.com/forums/images/smilies/hot.gif

sailor
05-18-2012, 10:50 AM
yeah.. some of us arent lucky enough to have a 15 minute train ride into manhattan. the express bus not only cuts the normally 90 min - 2 hr trip down to 40 minutes, but its so much freaking safer for me, esp when im coming home from a bar.

When I worked overnights, the 7:30 bus was a great half-hour nap for me.

Recyclerz
05-18-2012, 10:50 AM
i cant believe i'm the only one that hates chick,liked andy since his first call

He plays the 110% confident asshole almost as well as Will Ferrell or Rob Riggle.


Edit: Hey I just realized I have a mod quote.

Dell
05-18-2012, 10:51 AM
since its that time of year i'd like to see a 3 oclock snack with sundresses,the greatest gift god has ever given to man

after spandex...

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 10:51 AM
since its that time of year i'd like to see a 3 oclock snack with sundresses,the greatest gift god has ever given to man

I second this. I love a lovely in a sundress.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 10:52 AM
When I worked overnights, the 7:30 bus was a great half-hour nap for me.

when im downtown, i board on the first stop and get out on the last. its perfect for a snooze when ive had a little too much. :o

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:53 AM
after spandex...

BULL SHIT!!

i was at meijer the other day and it was sundress day,i walked around with a zipper that wanted to burst

have a good weekend buddays

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 10:54 AM
DONK! Talk to Y'all later.

sailor
05-18-2012, 10:54 AM
after spandex...

Any mention on the show of the SpaceX flight this weekend?

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 10:55 AM
Any mention on the show of the SpaceX flight this weekend?

yes they just talked about it,give us your opinion in 20 minutes

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 10:55 AM
i had to look up what a sundress was. :down: thats because i dont think ive ever worn one.

well, have a great weekend buddays :bye:

sailor
05-18-2012, 10:57 AM
yes they just talked about it,give us your opinion in 20 minutes

You're so behind the times.

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 10:58 AM
i had to look up what a sundress was. :down: thats because i dont think ive ever worn one.

well, have a great weekend buddays :bye:

nobody's stopping you.

Misteriosa
05-18-2012, 10:58 AM
nobody's stopping you.

ive always been told i was too fat for them, so i didnt go after dresses in that style.

disneyspy
05-18-2012, 11:05 AM
ive always been told i was too fat for them, so i didnt go after dresses in that style.

you would look awesome in a yellow sundress

buy one then post pics in the hot chick thread

A.J.
05-18-2012, 11:09 AM
ive always been told i was too fat for them, so i didnt go after dresses in that style.

No you're not.

sailor
05-18-2012, 11:09 AM
ive always been told i was too fat for them, so i didnt go after dresses in that style.

Pish tush!

A.J.
05-18-2012, 11:12 AM
Pish tush!

Misti's tush is just fine!

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 11:18 AM
ive always been told i was too fat for them, so i didnt go after dresses in that style.

who the fuck said that to you? Just give me a name, they must be.....dealt with.

sailor
05-18-2012, 11:30 AM
Misti's tush is just fine!

Just pretend I said balderdash!

realmenhatelife
05-18-2012, 12:57 PM
Which of us hasn't looked up a sundress at some point?

deliciousV
05-18-2012, 01:38 PM
Which of us hasn't looked up a sundress at some point?

My wife wears them sometimes in the summer, there always comes a point where it get's lifted, and things happen. I love summer

thepaulo
05-19-2012, 04:53 AM
I have no idea what's going on from this thread.
What exactly happened on the show?

hanso
05-19-2012, 08:05 AM
Spoiler alert!

disneyspy
05-19-2012, 10:31 AM
I have no idea what's going on from this thread.
What exactly happened on the show?

hard rock jonny and earl were in and talked music and mood setting,there talk was about accents and gays that think they're straight,the newest web craze is trading fez's quiznos live reads,theres a toilet that plays a guitar riff when you pee in it,bands that fought,little beers,the best beer,are you a person that stays until the boss leaves(i most certaintly am not) and the listening thread is full of drunks and alkies

your welcome

thepaulo
05-19-2012, 10:47 AM
hard rock jonny and earl were in and talked music and mood setting,there talk was about accents and gays that think they're straight,the newest web craze is trading fez's quiznos live reads,theres a toilet that plays a guitar riff when you pee in it,bands that fought,little beers,the best beer,are you a person that stays until the boss leaves(i most certaintly am not) and the listening thread is full of drunks and alkies

your welcome

Finally some useful information

disneyspy
05-19-2012, 10:55 AM
Finally some useful information

i just listened to it today so it was fresh

i litened to a show from 04 today and crazy jen was killing me,she had brought in presents for the buddays from stuff she had in her cubbords,i seriously am so glad no ones around me at work cuz i was howling

and i listened to fez birthday show from 04 and it was nice to hear ron laughing his ass off while drunk fez went off on his nature boy florida is the best rants

deliciousV
05-19-2012, 11:29 AM
hard rock jonny and earl were in and talked music and mood setting,there talk was about accents and gays that think they're straight,the newest web craze is trading fez's quiznos live reads,theres a toilet that plays a guitar riff when you pee in it,bands that fought,little beers,the best beer,are you a person that stays until the boss leaves(i most certaintly am not) and the listening thread is full of drunks and alkies

your welcome

do you have to be hurtful AND redundant?

Recyclerz
05-19-2012, 12:37 PM
Pish tush!

Is this your attempt at Latin for "Pee in my butt"?


Anyway, here's another vote for the sundress contest on the other site. Once Spring has sprung nothing brightens a day like the girls in their summer dresses.

Irwin Shaw agrees. (http://www.classicshorts.com/stories/dresses.html)

I post the link as a PSA for the remaining lovely and brave women of RF.Net in the unlikely event that they need any more evidence as to what makes men tick.

cougarjake13
05-19-2012, 12:58 PM
i had to look up what a sundress was. :down: thats because i dont think ive ever worn one.

well, have a great weekend buddays :bye:

You'd look amazing in one