Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/22/12 - A Man for Every Job

[realmenhatelife]

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[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[sailor]

Was just gonna take a break, realized the time and am gonna wait 20 to catch the start of the show live. I'd have been so pissed if I wasted my break on the last 10 minutes of the shit show.

[Warren Peace]

Fez's talking point for the day:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2147928/Is-Batman-gay-Major-DC-Comics-character-come-closet.html

[realmenhatelife]

Was just gonna take a break, realized the time and am gonna wait 20 to catch the start of the show live. I'd have been so pissed if I wasted my break on the last 10 minutes of the shit show.

Better give it a few minutes so you dont get stuck with an opener and a few minutes of North American Scum.

[sailor]

Better give it a few minutes so you dont get stuck with an opener and a few minutes of North American Scum.

Yeah, I was planning on like 11:03. Could always go a bit later and listen in my own time.

[Misteriosa]

ive been having way too much fun on the sherlock tumblrs. :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

ive been having way too much fun on the sherlock tumblrs. :wub:

We all know what that means, pervert.

[A.J.]

"Greeting conversationalists from across the fruited plain!"

Oh wait - wrong show.

[realmenhatelife]

Alabama Shakes, blech.


"I'm glad to hear about a tour like that." There are literally hundreds of touring rock bands you never bring up.

[Gutter]

Mahalo buddays......I went to the tmobile store yesterday to get a new charger and a set of headphones, and just like the idiot I am wound up spending over 300 bucks and walked out with the new HTC One....that phone that has all the annoying commercials. Its pretty awesome though.

[Furtherman]

Mahalo buddays......I went to the tmobile store yesterday to get a new charger and a set of headphones, and just like the idiot I am wound up spending over 300 bucks and walked out with the new HTC One....that phone that has all the annoying commercials. Its pretty awesome though.

And yet I'll still hear from you... "my phone died"

[Misteriosa]

We all know what that means, pervert.

i dont know what youre talking about

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66cbf7fDN1qb7bnuo1_500.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

i dont know what youre talking about

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l66cbf7fDN1qb7bnuo1_500.jpg

Cumberpatch is such a british name.

[sailor]

Again, Cleveland just isn't a large city.

[Gutter]

And yet I'll still hear from you... "my phone died"

won't be necessary.....cause apparently...we don't hang out anymore. slouch.

[sailor]

This Indian guru thing sounds funny, but then again mean spirited.

[Misteriosa]

Cumberpatch is such a british name.

youre such a british name.

[Furtherman]

won't be necessary.....cause apparently...we don't hang out anymore. slouch.

Oh boo frickin' hoo.

[Misteriosa]

won't be necessary.....cause apparently...we don't hang out anymore. slouch.

im sure its all your fault. :dry:

[Furtherman]

im sure its all your fault. :dry:

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

:laugh:

http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/highfive.gif

[LeedsJr]

So, to sum up Ron's opinion, fraud should not be illegal.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think you can say this exposes the entire process because he's admittedly being deceptive and the other guru's are going to argue that they're geniune. Unless you can prove some kind of conspiracy.

You're also talking about an edited sample, it's going to make him look as successful as other guru's when I'll bet his success rate wasn't flawless.

[Gutter]

Oh boo frickin' hoo.

Much like Red.....I guess I just miss my friend.

[Gutter]

im sure its all your fault. :dry:

is not!

[Misteriosa]

my dad has been fighting stage 3 stomach cancer for 2 years. he's picked up his catholicism during this time. he wasnt religious before this. it gives him the strength to keep fighting every day. im not religious myself, but i will NOT take that away from him.

[Misteriosa]

is not!

is too, social butterfly.

[realmenhatelife]

youre such a british name.

Oh dont Spy it up. My name is Matthew Joseph and my last name ends in a vowel, if anything I have such a jewish italian name.

[Furtherman]

Much like Red.....I guess I just miss my friend.

Maybe you should check your crayon box or sumthin'... tssss ttsssss tsss

[Gutter]

is too, social butterfly.

well that's true.

[realmenhatelife]

my dad has been fighting stage 3 stomach cancer for 2 years. he's picked up his catholicism during this time. he wasnt religious before this. it gives him the strength to keep fighting every day. im not religious myself, but i will NOT take that away from him.

These conversations always turn into talking about other people while they're in the room. "They're rubes, should we protect them from themselves, or is it anyones right to fleece them?" It's insulting.

[Misteriosa]

i know for a fact that the officemate signed her children out of her will and gave it to her church. i notarized it. she also took out a life insurance policy and has the church as the beneficiary, which i also notarized. that was a bit surreal. :blink:

[Furtherman]

Ouch. Shark got shut down quick!

[LeedsJr]

And Fez sits silently through this. :wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

Ouch. Shark got shut down quick!

yeah.. :down: wonder if the phone screener is gonna be in some shit.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

signing in for the break...I hope they find Fezzie

[Misteriosa]

travelling salesmen are vile. :thumbdown: not too many rungs above the used car salesman.

i pretty much hate all salesmen. so scummy. :dry:

[Recyclerz]

And Fez sits silently through this. :wallbash:
Here's my question: do these kidney shots from Ron affect Fez or is he so curled up in a mental fetal position that everything Ron says sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher?

[Gutter]

Here's my question: do these kidney shots from Ron affect Fez or is he so curled up in a mental fetal position that everything Ron says sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher?

I think that womp wah womp womp wah womp womp wah.

[Misteriosa]

Here's my question: do these kidney shots from Ron affect Fez or is he so curled up in a mental fetal position that everything Ron says sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher?

i say charlie brown's teacher. bwah bwah bwah.

[Misteriosa]

college is parties and sex?!

geez, my college fucking sucked. :down: i have a lot of make up work to do...

[A.J.]

college is parties and sex?!

geez, my college fucking sucked. :down: i have a lot of make up work to do...

More like make OUT work!

[Misteriosa]

More like make OUT work!

daaaaaaaaamn right. :smoke:

[IamFogHat]

Hi budday boys and girls:bye: I got myself the free trial subscription.

[LeedsJr]

college is parties and sex?!

geez, my college fucking sucked. :down: i have a lot of make up work to do...

Um, yeah.

What did you do?

[zildjian361]

Buddays:smoke::drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

I would love it if they made Superman gay just to piss everyone off.


You know it's just gonna be some shitty, tertiary guy.

[zildjian361]

:wink:Hi budday boys and girls:bye: I got myself the free trial subscription.
sorry Foghat I thought you someone new

[Warren Peace]

The fact that Fez can just matter of factly point out that Wonder Woman just broke up with Steve Trevor illustrates why Fez may likely die a virgin.

[LeedsJr]

Again it?? :wacko:

[IamFogHat]

People that remain attached to their college after they graduate make me want to murder babies and kittens.

[realmenhatelife]

Whats the difference between queers and homosexuals?

[Dell]

AGIN IT...:laugh:

my dad is from North Carolina and I have never heard any of his relatives talk like that...

[Misteriosa]

Um, yeah.

What did you do?

worked full time by day, went to school at night. all of the evening students were the same way.

[Misteriosa]

Whats the difference between queers and homosexuals?

Style.

[IamFogHat]

Hm, glad I came back to a silent treatment show. Has Ron been pissy at Fez all day?

[Misteriosa]

The fact that Fez can just matter of factly point out that Wonder Woman just broke up with Steve Trevor illustrates why Fez may likely die a virgin.

:down:

[Misteriosa]

that hayseed saying "give each other a little sugar" had me giggling like an idiot :tongue:

[Gutter]

I guess he's "again it".

also are queers and homosexuals two different things?

[LeedsJr]

worked full time by day, went to school at night. all of the evening students were the same way.

I took some night classes to make sure I was done in four years.

The classes were longer, because the night sessions didn't run for as long as the day semesters, which meant we took a break halfway through.

About half the class went to the bar instead of going back after the break. It didn't count as a cut because we were there for attendence at the beginning, and we knew what was going to be covered, so we didn't miss anything.

Half the time, those of us who went to the bar were ahead of the class on the syllabus, because the class would run out of steam before covering everything the instructor said they would.

[realmenhatelife]

I guess he's "again it".

also are queers and homosexuals two different things?

Are you listening on the new XMRO player?

[Gutter]

Are you listening on the new XMRO player?

yea.....I'm on a....sirius delay here. tssss tssss

[LeedsJr]

This isn't too awkward. :surrender:

[Dell]

yea.....I'm on a....sirius delay here. tssss tssss

chip aside, we call that "sailor" delay in these parts...

[Misteriosa]

guess i need to put that movie on my queue as well :o

[realmenhatelife]

yea.....I'm on a....sirius delay here. tssss tssss

If you choose to launch the 'old player' it removes the delay.

[LeedsJr]

Easy there, Ronnie Blowhard. :smile:

[LeedsJr]

Yeah, the Europeans, unlike us, have a progressive tax rate. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think a lot of people would take summers off, cus you're dropping a quarter of your salary that way and who the fuck can afford that?

[Dell]

my wife has had every summer off for her entire career...she and most educators

[Misteriosa]

there is a kid throwning a temper tantrum right next to me :wallbash:

SHUT HIM UP ALREADY!!

[Gutter]

If you choose to launch the 'old player' it removes the delay.

I'm just waiting for them to take a break and I'll switch over.

[Furtherman]

I think that womp wah womp womp wah womp womp wah.

i say charlie brown's teacher. bwah bwah bwah.

You two in the same class or sumthin'? tsss tsssss ttsss

[Dell]

I was describing Fez to a gay friend and he said it doesn't sound like Fez is really gay or really trying...he said that it is almost 100% probability of "hooking up" at a gay bar if you want it

[Misteriosa]

You two in the same class or sumthin'? tsss tsssss ttsss

he wishes. he'd probably be the kid pulling my hair, stealing my pencils, and trying to look up my skirt. :dry:

[Gutter]

he wishes. he'd probably be the kid pulling my hair, stealing my pencils, and trying to look up my skirt. :dry:

What do you mean "trying"?

[Misteriosa]

What do you mean "trying"?

:ohmy:

[jennysmurf]

I was describing Fez to a gay friend and he said it doesn't sound like Fez is really gay or really trying...he said that it is almost 100% probability of "hooking up" at a gay bar if you want it

Your "gay friend" huh?:dry:

[Warren Peace]

This literally has me in tears.

[Misteriosa]

stop being a barf, ronnie. you know what fez meant :o how long have you been letting your hair grow out.

[disneyspy]

Your "gay friend" huh?:dry:

why did have to put that in parenthesisses?


buddays!

[Misteriosa]

Your "gay friend" huh?:dry:
jennay! :wub:
why did have to put that in parenthesisses?


buddays!
hi spy :happy:

[Dell]

Your "gay friend" huh?:dry:

I see him every morning when I'm shaving...j/k, he is an openly gay 40 year old that said he doubted Fez was "trying" the gay lifestyle (he said that it is not an effort at all)

[LeedsJr]

This literally has me in tears.

Love the contrasting styles:

Fez: "I have quarters for the jukebox...Do you come here often?"

Ron: "Here's a hundred dollars, blow me!"

:lol:

[Gutter]

Fez should get one of these business cards.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ndel7nuzmkvpng/original.png

[Dell]

why did have to put that in parenthesisses?


buddays!

you grammar genius you...

[zildjian361]

Cmon Fezzie lets do a beautiful thing.:smoke::drunk::wub:

[realmenhatelife]

I was describing Fez to a gay friend and he said it doesn't sound like Fez is really gay or really trying...he said that it is almost 100% probability of "hooking up" at a gay bar if you want it

Yeah, sex is terrifying to Fez.



Can you blame him really? I think most of us would be scared shitless of the world of aggressively casual gay sex and we're not virgins.

[Misteriosa]

Fez should get one of these business cards.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ndel7nuzmkvpng/original.png

thats awesome but horrible. i would totally tear that up and throw it in his face while laughing at him.

[disneyspy]

Cmon Fezzie lets do a beautiful thing.:smoke::drunk::wub:

we really do need an ass fucking smilie

[disneyspy]

thats awesome but horrible. i would totally tear that up and throw it in his face while laughing at him.

are you trying to make gutter cry?

[Gutter]

thats awesome but horrible. i would totally tear that up and throw it in his face while laughing at him.

fucking shit....I just ordered about 200 of these.

[Warren Peace]

Yeah, sex is terrifying to Fez.



Can you blame him really? I think most of us would be scared shitless of the world of aggressively casual gay sex and we're not virgins.

Has Fez said whether he wants to be Andy Pettite or Jorge Posada?

[Furtherman]

fucking shit....I just ordered about 200 of these.

Well that was silly. You're not Italian.

[disneyspy]

Has Fez said whether he wants to be Andy Pettite or Jorge Posada?

i'm not sure,is a bottom a catcher?

[Gutter]

Well that was silly. You're not Italian.

The chick I just met won't know that.

[zildjian361]

MILANO :laugh:THAT'S MY LAST NAME. Mark first name aka Zildjian 361 ya feel me,:smoke::drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Not that they're related, but they're playing a good song and I answer in kind.


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[A.J.]

Fez should get one of these business cards.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ndel7nuzmkvpng/original.png

A buddy of mine from years ago used to carry around a fake comment sheet (like the ones you fill out in restaurants) that he would hand to chicks after he got shot down.

[zildjian361]

we really do need an ass fucking smilie

Cmon Disney no homo :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Has Fez said whether he wants to be Andy Pettite or Jorge Posada?

A pitcher or a DH? I dont get it.

[jennysmurf]

jennay! :wub:

hi spy :happy:

Hola!!! :wub:

[Furtherman]

The chick I just met won't know that.

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[disneyspy]

A buddy of mine from years ago used to carry around a fake comment sheet (like the ones you fill out in restaurants) that he would hand to chicks after he got shot down.

thats friggin awesome

[realmenhatelife]

As a 9 to 5er dont take the job home type I cant believe they're talking it up like it's fortunate. You make no money, get no respect, and can manifest no talents.

[Misteriosa]

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Haaaaa!

and it has eli roth :wub:

[disneyspy]

Cmon Disney no homo :laugh:

my bad,i don't know what the beutiful thing is in that community

[IamFogHat]

That's the only thing I liked about my old 9-5 job was I never had to take it home with me.

[Dell]

families being torn apart from family business...did anyone see the behind the scenes special of American Chopper

I thought it was all staged because the ratings were down, but those guys are not that good of actors...and, I almost sure Paul Sr. may has a mental disorder

[disneyspy]

i'm going back to my job at 2,have a 2:30 tee time :smile:

[zildjian361]

shit do only hayseeds call in :wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

shit do only hayseeds call in :wallbash:

yeah...

[Dell]

i'm going back to my job at 2,have a 2:30 tee time :smile:

have you already played a round this year or is this your first time out?

[disneyspy]

shit do only hayseeds call in :wallbash:

what else are they gonna do while they drive their semi?

[sailor]

I was describing Fez to a gay friend and he said it doesn't sound like Fez is really gay or really trying...he said that it is almost 100% probability of "hooking up" at a gay bar if you want it

Any girl can be a slut, he wants to be loved.

[disneyspy]

have you already played a round this year or is this your first time out?

i played 7 holes earlier in the month and quit,my best hole was a bogie and just said fuck it,been too tired of late

i quit trying to get someone to replace me and my life has gotten so much better

[Misteriosa]

i think tequila is only allowed to be made in tequila, mexico.

[sailor]

Fez tried to contribute with his dad being approached to start a business; Ron shut him down. Again. Ugh.

[Dell]

my buddy is trying to keep a business going that his dad started in 1960...he was doing well before losing most of his government contracts because the business was not minority owned (some new quota was started around 2009)

I look at the time he puts into that business (sleeps there most nights) and it makes me glad I have a government job...

[zildjian361]

Titos Vodka ,cant fuck with the hard shit anymore.:surrender:

[A.J.]

It's too bad that Dave can't be there right now.

[Dell]

while physics is pretty encompassing, I'd say distilling is more like chemistry, Ron...I'll keep all future nerdy comments to myself

[Misteriosa]

while physics is pretty encompassing, I'd say distilling is more like chemistry, Ron...I'll keep all future nerdy comments to myself

dont do that! post those nerdy comments!

[Dell]

this guy sounds a little like Billy Bob Thornton...

[realmenhatelife]

My buddy has a whiskey still now. It started because he built a motorcycle garage in his basement and he had all the equipment so he said 'why not.'

[Gutter]

this guy sounds a little like Billy Bob Thornton...

haha yea he does.

[realmenhatelife]

Hey guys, does this guy like making vodka?

[Misteriosa]

Hey guys, does this guy like making vodka?

nah...

[realmenhatelife]

Incidentally you can look for my moonshinin buddy on Cafe Racer this fall.

[realmenhatelife]

And if I developed an intellectual property I'd sell that shit as soon as I could.

[disneyspy]

Incidentally you can look for my moonshinin buddy on Cafe Racer this fall.

does he fuck his sister and is his name bob?

[Misteriosa]

does he fuck his sister and is his name bob?

oh snap son.

[Dell]

going to a meeting buddays...:bye:

I have a strange inclination to watch Bad Santa tonight...

[Misteriosa]

going to a meeting buddays...:bye:

I have a strange inclination to watch Bad Santa tonight...

heh heh.. later budday :bye:

[Gutter]

"well gawd, even a flying pig can find an acorn every once in a while"

indeed sir, indeed.

[Recyclerz]

This infomercial has convinced me I'm going to buy a bottle of this Guy's vodka. We ex-environmental guys have to stick together. Plus this guy seems pretty cool.

[sailor]

nah...

He LOVES it!!

[sailor]

going to a meeting buddays...:bye:

I have a strange inclination to watch Bad Santa tonight...

Vodka talk must have been rough on ya. Sorry.

[A.J.]

Beach Boys weekend on Channel 6! :clap:

[disneyspy]

my family is always asking me when i'm going to get a "real job" i keep telling them when i decide to no longer be happy

[disneyspy]

theres a crazy amount of vineyards here now and with the killer snowfall we had this winter that fucked up the cherry orchards i imagine there'll be a ton more soon

[sailor]

my family is always asking me when i'm going to get a "real job" i keep telling them when i decide to no longer be happy

Any desire to move to a bigger/more prestigious course?

[disneyspy]

Any desire to move to a bigger/more prestigious course?

na,i'm 5 minutes from my course,get all the cans(michigan 10 cent refund) and during the summer months i do better than any greenskeeper in northern michigan in greens fees cuz we get more play than any other course

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,going to go hit some little white balls and follow them all over,hopefully they'll all be in the short stuff,enjoy your days


C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

have fun spy :bye:

[A.J.]

Man, I miss Orpehus records. That place was the shit.

[Gutter]

ok buddays....my player keeps crapping out and I think its time to leave my cave and enter the outside world.

[Misteriosa]

i was doing a home visit with a coworker for a family that lived a bit upstate. as we were passing through the town and seeing all the shuttered businesses, the coworker remarked on how sad it was that all the local businesses were closed.

after the visit, she wanted to stop by the super walmart. she commented on how great it was that you could get gas, go to the supermarket, get your car worked on, buy clothes, and even get your hair and nails done there.

i just shook my head. she didnt make the connection.

[Misteriosa]

ok buddays....my player keeps crapping out and I think its time to leave my cave and enter the outside world.

later gutter :bye:

[sailor]

Wow, gutter sure killed this thread.

[Misteriosa]

:laugh:

[Gutter]

Wow, gutter sure killed this thread.

I am the ruiner of things.

[Misteriosa]

Who Beat Me To It?!?!?! http://www.mazeguy.net/angry/hissyfit.gif

Also, do you want to change your .net contact email, gutter?

[jennysmurf]

Who Beat Me To It?!?!?!

Also, do you want to change your .net contact email, gutter?

:innocent:

[Misteriosa]

:innocent:

thats my girl http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/highfive.gif

[jennysmurf]

thats my girl http://www.mazeguy.net/happy/highfive.gif

What would they do without us?

[jennysmurf]

Bye guys and gals!:bye:

[Misteriosa]

toodaloo, buddays :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

What would they do without us?

Considering that you're the only girls, probably stop wearing pants.

[Dell]

Considering that you're the only girls, probably stop wearing pants.

...and use the "p" word