Ron and Fez Listening Thread - 05/23/12 - Something Isn't Right

[Misteriosa]

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[realmenhatelife]

Thanks Buddy,
Was stuck in a meeting.

[Misteriosa]

looks like its gonna be a slow day here :down:

[realmenhatelife]

The girl really sounds like the girl from Metric.

[realmenhatelife]

looks like its gonna be a slow day here :down:

Well, we're here. Sup, misti, howyudoin?

[Crispy123]

Morning buddays! :bye:

I get to listen for about an hour then I gots to go pick up my girl. Last week of school here and they have half days every day.

[Misteriosa]

Well, we're here. Sup, misti, howyudoin?
i been ok :o
Morning buddays! :bye:

I get to listen for about an hour then I gots to go pick up my girl. Last week of school here and they have half days every day.

i didnt know you were dating them that young, crispy :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

Morning, boppers. :bye:

[Misteriosa]

hi leeds :)

[A.J.]

Van Halen "Secrets"?

[Misteriosa]

Van Halen "Secrets"?

i hear a whispering voice when i see "secrets". why?! why do i hear this?!?!

i hate when i cant remember where a reference comes from. :wallbash:

[Crispy123]

i didnt know you were dating them that young, crispy :unsure:

if theres grass on the infield...

[Misteriosa]

if theres grass on the infield...

:huh:

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

trying to get out of a business lunch (they don't need me)...that way I can hangout with you guys (and finish updating my project schedule-I need to hire a new scheduler)

[CountryBob]

Howdeeeeeeeeeee - gonna try to be present off and on today

[Misteriosa]

moaning buddays...:bye:

trying to get out of a business lunch (they don't need me)...that way I can hangout with you guys (and finish updating my project schedule-I need to hire a new scheduler)

i can work from home :bye:

[Dell]

Howdeeeeeeeeeee - gonna try to be present off and on today

BOB...

just ain't the same without you...I haven't had to kill any braincells to flush your stories from my mind in weeks

[Misteriosa]

thats fuckin awful, ronnie. :glurps:

[Misteriosa]

BOB...

just ain't the same without you...I haven't had to kill any braincells to flush your stories from my mind in weeks

yeah.. :o you dont realize how much you miss the weird until its gone..

[Dell]

i can work from home :bye:

the current scheduler is having a hard time because we are not co-located...I may have found my first problem with virtual offices

[Misteriosa]

the current scheduler is having a hard time because we are not co-located...I may have found my first problem with virtual offices

:down:

[LeedsJr]

This guy is great! :lol:

[Misteriosa]

"im not gonna come out here and not feed no cat"

thats what i heard

[realmenhatelife]

So it isn't a money issue for Fred, it sounds like he got in actual trouble. Maybe he tried to talk to some celebrities.

[Misteriosa]

"they shot me in the hip, but nothing was in there"

"that hurt, it hurts when i have to sit on something hard"

[LeedsJr]

"im not gonna come out here and not feed no cat"

thats what i heard

Well then his grammar is terrible. :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

i hope fred gets out of trouble. i like him on the show

[A.J.]

I'm sorry that Pootie Tang's father was attacked by a fox.

[Misteriosa]

Well then his grammar is terrible. :tongue:

i have to listen to speech like this every day :o

[realmenhatelife]

Airplane is still funny.

[disneyspy]

i hope fred gets out of trouble. i like him on the show

what did he do ?

hey buddays

[LeedsJr]

i have to listen to speech like this every day :o

I would not last long in your job.

[realmenhatelife]

I think Ron is confusing idioms and movie lines. Horse Shoes and Hand grenades isn't supposed to be funny.





But anything with 'bitches' after it. It was funny on Chapelle Show before it was appropriated by every girl with a manicure.

[CountryBob]

BOB...

just ain't the same without you...I haven't had to kill any braincells to flush your stories from my mind in weeks

You all know how to make a creep feel needed.

[LeedsJr]

what did he do ?

hey buddays

Ron mentioned once that he had "problems".

[realmenhatelife]

The commonality of the idiom is what makes it work. If you walked around just making shit up all day you'd defeat the purpose of using figurative speech.

[Dell]

So it isn't a money issue for Fred, it sounds like he got in actual trouble. Maybe he tried to talk to some celebrities.

I must have missed that (I don't think I'm on sailor time)...what did they say about ole UCB Fred?

[realmenhatelife]

Ron mentioned once that he had "problems".

They did kindof make it sound like he might be a drunk or something.

[LeedsJr]

The commonality of the idiom is what makes it work. If you walked around just making shit up all day you'd defeat the purpose of using figurative speech.

True, but you'd be fun to talk to. :happy:

[disneyspy]

i worked in little rock arkansas one summer and the big bumper sticker down there was IF YOU AIN'T A RAZORBACKER,YOU AIN'T SHIT! i totally agreed with that double negative

[realmenhatelife]

I must have missed that (I don't think I'm on sailor time)...what did they say about ole UCB Fred?

Ron said he missed having him and there's been an ongoing issue for two months that they're trying to resolve. And that some people have a problem with what he did, and some people dont.

[disneyspy]

They did kindof make it sound like he might be a drunk or something.

doesn't make him a bad person

[Misteriosa]

I'm sorry that Pootie Tang's father was attacked by a fox.

i would like to point out that i lol'ed lots at this :o

[Crispy123]

Its not acceptable to grope somebody. What Will Smith did was completely acceptable.

[LeedsJr]

I am from Jersey, and have never said nor heard those sayings.

[Misteriosa]

ho-ly shit :blink:

Woman Puts Menstrual Blood in Her Boss’s Coffee, Ruins His Mornings Forever (http://jezebel.com/5912574/woman-puts-menstrual-blood-in-her-bosss-coffee-ruins-his-mornings-forever)

If you thought putting shit in someone's food was the nastiest possible way to get revenge, think again. A woman named Jumiah in Singapore took things to a whole new level when she put some of her menstrual blood in her boss's coffee. Why don't we all take a minute to say "Ahhhhhuckuggthhhuuh" as we realize that, yes, in fact someone else did pour our coffee this morning...

As for why Jumiah, 24, chose to do this to her boss, it's not clear. She had worked for the man for about a year, and she really must not have been too fond of him. I don't even think we should start speculating about how she got the blood into the coffee. Let's hope it involved tupperware and not a direct transfer, I guess? Oh God. Oh God. Is there a a way to get Purell into your brain?

[Dell]

that's the reason you call it a pig skin...although, it isn't really pig skin either

[LeedsJr]

ho-ly shit :blink:

Woman Puts Menstrual Blood in Her Boss’s Coffee, Ruins His Mornings Forever (http://jezebel.com/5912574/woman-puts-menstrual-blood-in-her-bosss-coffee-ruins-his-mornings-forever)

I don't feel so good. :flush:

[Misteriosa]

I don't feel so good. :flush:

did someone else pour your coffee this morning?

[Dell]

ho-ly shit :blink:

Woman Puts Menstrual Blood in Her Boss’s Coffee, Ruins His Mornings Forever (http://jezebel.com/5912574/woman-puts-menstrual-blood-in-her-bosss-coffee-ruins-his-mornings-forever)

thanks for filling in for cbob...I guess

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[LeedsJr]

did someone else pour your coffee this morning?

You're not helping. :surrender:

[disneyspy]

ho-ly shit :blink:

Woman Puts Menstrual Blood in Her Boss’s Coffee, Ruins His Mornings Forever (http://jezebel.com/5912574/woman-puts-menstrual-blood-in-her-bosss-coffee-ruins-his-mornings-forever)

did she fill it to the rim with trim?

[Misteriosa]

thanks for filling in for cbob...I guess

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what? its not like I was the one who poured the coffee
You're not helping. :surrender:

does she fancy you? because slipping menstrual blood into a guys drink is an old magic spell for controlling him forever.

[sailor]

if theres grass on the infield...

...it must be the 80s.

[Misteriosa]

did she fill it to the rim with trim?

i dunno. maybe she had it in a diva cup. maybe she used a tampon :o

[disneyspy]

what? its not like I was the one who poured the coffee


does she fancy you? because slipping menstrual blood into a guys drink is an old magic spell for controlling him forever.

no wonder this wierd chick keeps telling me to drink my skanka

[realmenhatelife]

ho-ly shit :blink:

Woman Puts Menstrual Blood in Her Boss’s Coffee, Ruins His Mornings Forever (http://jezebel.com/5912574/woman-puts-menstrual-blood-in-her-bosss-coffee-ruins-his-mornings-forever)

It's a voodoo thing, it's supposed to give you control over the person or be a love spell. It's where 'mojo' comes from.


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[realmenhatelife]

He's like "I never should've bought this mug made out of old pennies."

[Misteriosa]

He's like "I never should've bought this mug made out of old pennies."

i barked laughing at this. damn you. :clap:

[disneyspy]

i drop my balls in my bosses coffee and tell him its dunkin donuts

[sailor]

i drop my balls in my bosses coffee and tell him its dunkin donuts

More like low-nuts.

[Crispy123]

More like low-nuts.

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

More like low-nuts.

its ok,not everybody can tag a joke

[LeedsJr]

what? its not like I was the one who poured the coffee


does she fancy you? because slipping menstrual blood into a guys drink is an old magic spell for controlling him forever.

Couldn't she just make a little doll and stick it with pins? :help:

[disneyspy]

:laugh:

you should have all gigs pulled for this post

[sailor]

its ok,not everybody can tag a joke

Look up.

[disneyspy]

Look up.

he's just kissing your ass,probably wants to be a mod

[realmenhatelife]

i drop my balls in my bosses coffee and tell him its dunkin donuts

Doesn't he wonder why you're going into his office with a ladder?

[disneyspy]

Doesn't he wonder why you're going into his office with a ladder?

now thats funny,well done

[sailor]

Doesn't he wonder why you're going into his office with a ladder?

Ha!

[A.J.]

I'm sorry that Pootie Tang's father was attacked by a fox.

i would like to point out that i lol'ed lots at this :o

Thanks -- I'm just glad someone got the reference.

[Misteriosa]

45 mil for bond to drink a heineken?!

[disneyspy]

everyone knows james loves the heiney

[realmenhatelife]

People get autograph tattoos all the time.

[disneyspy]

double O seven,license to 45 mil

[Misteriosa]

People get autograph tattoos all the time.

i didnt think that was so unusal. maybe i just know a disproportionate amount of trashy people :o

[Crispy123]

stay classy .netters, im out!

[sailor]

double O seven,license to 45 mil

You have no right to ever question any joke.

[CountryBob]

Sitting at the emergency care office with an employee that got burned on his arm - uggghhh

[sailor]

i didnt think that was so unusal. maybe i just know a disproportionate amount of trashy people :o

Don't know what brought the topic up, but Sam from o&a has one.

[disneyspy]

You have no right to ever question any joke.

thanks fez

lets go to melk on line 6

[sailor]

Sitting at the emergency care office with an employee that got burned on his arm - uggghhh

Field trip? Beats working.

[Melk]

James Bond, in the novels, doesn't drink Martini shaken not stirred.
Who gives a crap that classy James Bond drinks the Rolling Rock of Holland?

[Misteriosa]

the bronies are everywhere :down:

they are polluting everything

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[sailor]

thanks fez

lets go to melk on line 6

Fez points out shitty jokes now?

[Dell]

my budday had Ernie Els sign under his Masters logo tattoo and went and had the autograph tattooed...my budday met Els wife at the driving range and she arranged the autograph for him

Ernie signed it "Big Easy"

I still find it odd that he wanted it tattooed on his body

[realmenhatelife]

i didnt think that was so unusal. maybe i just know a disproportionate amount of trashy people :o

I worked with this girl that had a Tori Amos tattoo and wanted to tell me all about it, even though there's only one reason anyone ever gets a Tori Amos tattoo. It went something like:

I have this tattoo.

Oh yeah, I saw that.

It's Tori Amos' autograph.

Yeah that's what I thought it was.

She's just so great.

I know her stuff, I dont mind it but it's not my thing.

Her songs are just so special for me.

Yeah, that's good.

We went through a lot of the same stuff.

Yeah I know all about her.

See, I was RAPED.



Now the second she pointed out her Tori tattoo I knew this is exactly where it was going to end, and I was just trying to deflect it the whole time. Incidentally this was working in a mall starbucks and I didn't know this girl at all.

[disneyspy]

Fez points out shitty jokes now?

you bitch about spoon in the mod lounge and yet act just like him,why dont you go away

[realmenhatelife]

Sitting at the emergency care office with an employee that got burned on his arm - uggghhh

You seem to work in a dangerous ass place.

[Misteriosa]

there is nothing wrong with having collectable figures :unsure:

and i still watch cartoons, dammit! SO SUE ME!

[disneyspy]

I worked with this girl that had a Tori Amos tattoo and wanted to tell me all about it, even though there's only one reason anyone ever gets a Tori Amos tattoo. It went something like:

I have this tattoo.

Oh yeah, I saw that.

It's Tori Amos' autograph.

Yeah that's what I thought it was.

She's just so great.

I know her stuff, I dont mind it but it's not my thing.

Her songs are just so special for me.

Yeah, that's good.

We went through a lot of the same stuff.

Yeah I know all about her.

See, I was RAPED.



Now the second she pointed out her Tori tattoo I knew this is exactly where it was going to end, and I was just trying to deflect it the whole time. Incidentally this was working in a mall starbucks and I didn't know this girl at all.

sounds like she was hitting on you

[Melk]

the bronies are everywhere :down:

they are polluting everything

http://shirtoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/doctor-whooves-line.jpg
I have to admit that I am a little jealous that people are more accepting of men watching cartoons targeted at little girls. When I was a kid, I was mocked for watching the "My Little Pony" cartoon. Admittedly, I watched it because it was a cartoon that was on at 8:30 in the morning and there were NO other cartoons on at that time of the morning. At 7, I would've watched anything that was animated on TV. I used to get pissed off when the beginning of "Lost in Space" or "Soul Train" came on because both looked deceptively like cartoons and would air right after the cartoon programming blocks ended.

Apropos of nothing, here is Russian Winnie the Pooh:
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[Misteriosa]

the avatar series (the last air bender and legend of korra) are great cartoons! Don't leave them out :o

[Dell]

you bitch about spoon in the mod lounge and yet act just like him,why dont you go away

well someone got off the wrong side of the mower this morning...

[disneyspy]

well someone got off the wrong side of the mower this morning...

actually i'm in a great mood,just had it with hacks

[Dell]

isn't porno for adults just porno?..:blink:

[Melk]

Welcome to Pedophile Mythbusters?
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Today's First Myth. This guy isn't a pedophile: BUSTED!

[disneyspy]

I have to admit that I am a little jealous that people are more accepting of men watching cartoons targeted at little girls. When I was a kid, I was mocked for watching the "My Little Pony" cartoon. Admittedly, I watched it because it was a cartoon that was on at 8:30 in the morning and there were NO other cartoons on at that time of the morning. At 7, I would've watched anything that was animated on TV. I used to get pissed off when the beginning of "Lost in Space" or "Soul Train" came on because both looked deceptively like cartoons and would air right after the cartoon programming blocks ended.

Apropos of nothing, here is Russian Winnie the Pooh:
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stay golden pony bro

[Melk]

and i still watch cartoons, dammit! SO SUE ME!
There isn't anything wrong with liking cartoons. Ron is the one with the bizarre hang up about cartoons.

[Warren Peace]

my budday had Ernie Els sign under his Masters logo tattoo and went and had the autograph tattooed...my budday met Els wife at the driving range and she arranged the autograph for him

Ernie signed it "Big Easy"

I still find it odd that he wanted it tattooed on his body

I find the Masters logo tattoo to be more odd...

[Melk]

stay golden pony bro
Thanks... though... I haven't watched the new "My Little Pony" yet. The only "The Hub" show I watch is "The Aquabats! Super Show!!" Which is co-written by one of the "Homestar Runner" guys.

[IamFogHat]

:bye:

[disneyspy]

Thanks... though... I haven't watched the new "My Little Pony" yet. The only "The Hub" show I watch is "The Aquabats! Super Show!!" Which is co-written by one of the "Homestar Runner" guys.

well since we're making confessions here i'll admit i watch FAMILY GUY,THE SIMPSONS and SOUTH PARK

[Dell]

There isn't anything wrong with liking cartoons. Ron is the one with the bizarre hang up about cartoons.

when channel surfing, I'll stop every time I see a Looney Tunes...too old to see the attraction to the newer stuff like Anime, but I love Looney Tunes

[realmenhatelife]

I still dont really understand what Blue Centerlight Pop is, but I dont think Cameron Crowe deserves to go anywhere. Shit is way way overrated.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

hello there :bye:

[IamFogHat]

I don't get the bronie thing at all.

[Dell]

I find the Masters logo tattoo to be more odd...

oh, I found that one odd as well...but not more odd than having a professional golfer's autograph tattooed on an arm

[sailor]

I still dont really understand what Blue Centerlight Pop is, but I dont think Cameron Crowe deserves to go anywhere. Shit is way way overrated.

It's apparently from Kerouac. I think he's talking about fireworks and describing what he thinks is the best one. They use it as a place to post great people/things.

I had to look it up a while back, myself.

[realmenhatelife]

It's apparently from Kerouac. I think he's talking about fireworks and describing what he thinks is the best one. They use it as a place to post great people/things.

I had to look it up a while back, myself.

I get the poem reference, but it's just a list of things they like? Isn't that what the entire site is?

[sailor]

I get the poem reference, but it's just a list of things they like? Isn't that what the entire site is?

Oh, ok. I think it's just like their HOF.

[Melk]

when channel surfing, I'll stop every time I see a Looney Tunes...too old to see the attraction to the newer stuff like Anime, but I love Looney Tunes
Love the Looney Tunes!

I cannot get too excited about modern anime, but the late 70s to early 90s anime that filtered to the US is just a trip. It is amazing to me that a bunch of writers, animators, and artists watched "Streets of Fire," "Mad Max," and "Star Wars" and just shaped an entire artistic and storytelling aesthetic from them.

About 15 years ago, the Japanese discovered that there are more potential viewers in North America and the UK and create the same content over and over again.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron needs to realize that 1: When a movie has grossed as much money as Avengers so many people are seeing it that it's idiotic to try and push it into a small group of people that only see popcorn movies, so yes they've seen Chaplin too.

and 2: that the sci fi/action/comic book fans are also movie nerds and yes they've seen a lot of the movies on your bullshit, I'm a proto hipster list.

[Melk]

I don't get the bronie thing at all.
I don't completely understand it either. I do remember a lot of people really liking the "Powerpuff Girls" in the 90s. The fact that "My Little Pony" is an established girl toy line for ages 3 to 9 makes me hesitant to watch it.

[CountryBob]

You seem to work in a dangerous ass place.

Yep - aluminum extrusion can be unsafe but the dumbass workers are the problem.

[Misteriosa]

I don't completely understand it either. I do remember a lot of people really liking the "Powerpuff Girls" in the 90s. The fact that "My Little Pony" is an established girl toy line for ages 3 to 9 makes me hesitant to watch it.

i still like the powerpuff girls. i have a poster of them on my wall :o

[Melk]

Ron needs to realize that 1: When a movie has grossed as much money as Avengers so many people are seeing it that it's idiotic to try and push it into a small group of people that only see popcorn movies, so yes they've seen Chaplin too.

and 2: that the sci fi/action/comic book fans are also movie nerds and yes they've seen a lot of the movies on your bullshit, I'm a proto hipster list.
I cannot get on the "The Avengers" hate bandwagon. I have never been much of a Marvel Super Heroes fan, but I am sure it will be a lot of fun. I have probably seen more popcorn movies in the past 6 years than I would've wanted to, but Japan rarely gets new independent movies right away. I did get to see Spiderman 3, three days before fans in the US.

[CountryBob]

I met a chick at the beer festival this weekend that kept quoting south park - I was in love!

[IamFogHat]

Ron seems to think movie watchers are very binary. What a myopic ass he is anymore any time he talks about film.

[CountryBob]

Ron has his faults but is still one funny fucker -

[Misteriosa]

natural born killers actually got me sick to my stomach, though i will admit that i may have been a bit too young to see that movie. :o

[Melk]

i still like the powerpuff girls. i have a poster of them on my wall :o
I guess my point is that Craig McCracken makes kids cartoons that skew toward an older audience.

To be fair to the Bronies, I heard a punk band perform this song live:
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[CountryBob]

Ha- another one of my emPloyees has walked in to get the staples removed from his head due to an injury sustained last week at my company. I might just have a safety meeting right here

[Melk]

natural born killers actually got me sick to my stomach, though i will admit that i may have been a bit too young to see that movie. :o
"Natural Born Killers" is a profoundly flawed movie. QT is right to dislike it.

[Misteriosa]

I guess my point is that Craig McCracken makes kids cartoons that skew toward an older audience.

To be fair to the Bronies, I heard a punk band perform this song live:
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and Genndy Tartakovsky did the prologue to Priest (which i loved)

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[Dell]

i still like the powerpuff girls. i have a poster of them on my wall :o

I have a framed Looney Tunes poster in my base office...diplomas, aerospace-themed pictures, commendations, and my Looney Tunes poster (guess which one stands out)

[Misteriosa]

there wasnt cable in my old neighborhood until the late 90's

[jennysmurf]

We got cable pretty quickly--I can't remember exactly, but it was mid 80's at least. Of course, I grew up in the middle of nowhere and we didn't have anything better to do.

[realmenhatelife]

My mom broke so many remotes yelling at my dad.

[Melk]

and Genndy Tartakovsky did the prologue to Priest (which i loved)

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I think this might be the ultimate 90s cartoon nerd fact. The intro to "Rugrats" was directed and animated by Peter Chung (Aeon Flux, Reign: The Conqueror, Animatrix, Phantom 2040, etc). He was set to be involved with the series but was pulled off of the project in favor of Arlene Klasky and Gabor Csupo.

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It is a shame really. The intro has a fantastic look to it. The actual series was drawn really thick and animated stiffly. Klasky Csupo couldn't handle the task of coloring Waylon Smithers properly why were they trusted with Rugrats?

[Dell]

the mountain hicks had cable well before the coastal cities...it was a necessity in the mountains since antenna receptions sucked

[disneyspy]

we had one of those old clickers with the sound remote,my dad would walk thru giggling his keys just to piss us off cuz it would change the channel

[Misteriosa]

I have a framed Looney Tunes poster in my base office...diplomas, aerospace-themed pictures, commendations, and my Looney Tunes poster (guess which one stands out)

perhaps i should have added that its on my bedroom wall :o

at my cube, i have pictures and magnets of video game and cartoon characters :o

[jennysmurf]

My friends had a remote control that had to be hooked to the TV by a wire--like a phone cord. I'm old.:down:

[Misteriosa]

My friends had a remote control that had to be hooked to the TV by a wire--like a phone cord. I'm old.:down:

we had a floor tv in our house until i was about 10. :flush:

(it was a color tv tho)

[Dell]

My friends had a remote control that had to be hooked to the TV by a wire--like a phone cord. I'm old.:down:

me too...that's why they made a big deal about "wireless" remote contols

[disneyspy]

My friends had a remote control that had to be hooked to the TV by a wire--like a phone cord. I'm old.:down:

howyoudoin?

[Melk]

there wasnt cable in my old neighborhood until the late 90's
I moved from the sticks to a slightly more populous part of the sticks in the late 80s. Got cable in 1989.
Chicago was really slow to get completely wired for cable because there were UHF stations attempting to run under a paid model for several years (Spectrum, ON-TV, SportsVision, etc) only to be thwarted by kits you could buy at Radio Shack that would pirate the encrypted signal.

[A.J.]

My friends had a remote control that had to be hooked to the TV by a wire--like a phone cord. I'm old.:down:

Our first VCR had one of those. I remember the cable box we had too:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2452/4200488702_a15ee7a63f.jpg

[Misteriosa]

I moved from the sticks to a slightly more populous part of the sticks in the late 80s. Got cable in 1989.
Chicago was really slow to get completely wired for cable because there were UHF stations attempting to run under a paid model for several years (Spectrum, ON-TV, SportsVision, etc) only to be thwarted by kits you could buy at Radio Shack that would pirate the encrypted signal.

omg i remember those! thats how we got pirated hbo! :laugh: and if you played around with the switch, you could get the dirty movie channel, even though it was really fuzzy

[sailor]

there wasnt cable in my old neighborhood until the late 90's

Don't think it was late 90s, but it took us forever to get cable.

[Melk]

at my cube, i have pictures and magnets of video game and cartoon characters :o
One of my closest friends had anime figures and plastic models on his desk for years at his job. The week after he brought his things home and decorated his cube conservatively, he was promoted to management. Go figure.

[disneyspy]

we got cable in the early 70s in el paso and half the channels were from LA,I still remember an auto commercial of GO SEE CAL,GO SEE CAL,GO SEE CAL

[Misteriosa]

One of my closest friends had anime figures and plastic models on his desk for years at his job. The week after he brought his things home and decorated his cube conservatively, he was promoted to management. Go figure.

i only get away with it because im across the way from the peds clinic (the kids really like it and it helps them calm down after getting injections) and the asst director likes me :o

[Melk]

omg i remember those! thats how we got pirated hbo! :laugh: and if you played around with the switch, you could get the dirty movie channel, even though it was really fuzzy
PayTV modulators would let you get a crystal clear signal (well, as good as an over the air antenna can get you given the weather conditions). After about 11pm, they would show porno movies. Thanks to ON-TV I got to see, not only, my first naked woman, but also my first naked woman doing many nice things on film.

[IamFogHat]

You ladies enjoying your snack?

[Misteriosa]

You ladies enjoying your snack?

i know i am :wub:

http://i2.listal.com/image/1720007/600full-benedict-cumberbatch.jpg

[Misteriosa]

i killed the thread with his sexiness didnt i?

please post as soon as the fap-fest is over :tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

i killed the thread with his sexiness didnt i?

please post as soon as the fap-fest is over :tongue:

eww.

I just had to take a phone call from a guy for something completely unrelated to my job because I made the mistake of saying I'd forward his email along. Looks like I just inherited his technical issue, blech.

[IamFogHat]

i killed the thread with his sexiness didnt i?

please post as soon as the fap-fest is over :tongue:

I was just waiting for the commercials to be over.

[LeedsJr]

:wallbash:
:down:

[IamFogHat]

I was just waiting for the commercials to be over.

Oh and also fapping.

[realmenhatelife]

"I would only miss you if I was in another truck on the highway" That's a good thing though, Fez.

[Misteriosa]

Oh and also fapping.

:thumbup: atta boy

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe? There's no way gay stuff is the source of all Fez' anxiety.

[Misteriosa]

hmm actually, a boyfriend experience for fez might be a good idea.

[Melk]

Fez has never talked with his psychiatrist about the possibility of past trauma?

That is really weird.

Many callers would often insist that Fez look into "repressed memory syndrome" which is fraudulent pseudo-science but he never, EVER looked into trauma?

[IamFogHat]

Fez sounds great.

[Misteriosa]

fez's first time would end with him crying.

[realmenhatelife]

fez's first time would end with him crying.

I dont think he would wait until the end.

[Melk]

I have said this before, but I think Fez's problem is that he is actually a very conservative person who is trying to shift into a life in a community that is very liberal. Fez wants to find some young guy who likes him for him and will tolerate a lifestyle that doesn't involve late hours at night clubs getting drunk and possibly doing drugs. I could see why this would worry him.

[realmenhatelife]

Psychology backs this up, having gay experiences is not the definitive thing that makes you gay.

[Chigworthy]

Gbaby just pissing in all of our faces.

[Warren Peace]

No G-Baby today? That's a win for everyone involved.

[disneyspy]

Gbaby just pissing in all of our faces.

hmmmm sounds like a gay experience

[Warren Peace]

I have said this before, but I think Fez's problem is that he is actually a very conservative person who is trying to shift into a life in a community that is very liberal. Fez wants to find some young guy who likes him for him and will tolerate a lifestyle that doesn't involve late hours at night clubs getting drunk and possibly doing drugs. I could see why this would worry him.

or having his ticker cease up on him during the throes of passion.

[A.J.]

I have said this before, but I think Fez's problem is that he is actually a very conservative person who is trying to shift into a life in a community that is very liberal. Fez wants to find some young guy who likes him for him and will tolerate a lifestyle that doesn't involve late hours at night clubs getting drunk and possibly doing drugs. I could see why this would worry him.

Then he should crash a Log Cabin Republicans meeting.

[realmenhatelife]

I have said this before, but I think Fez's problem is that he is actually a very conservative person who is trying to shift into a life in a community that is very liberal. Fez wants to find some young guy who likes him for him and will tolerate a lifestyle that doesn't involve late hours at night clubs getting drunk and possibly doing drugs. I could see why this would worry him.

I said something similar the other day, Fez wants to live in the South and belong to a church and be near his family etc, but he's also gay and everything he wants rejects his gayness.

Fez needs to realize that there are ultra conservative gays in the world and that he should date some of them.

[Dell]

fez's first time would end with him crying.

just like everybody...right?..right?..never mind

[Misteriosa]

Maybe he could visit a GOPride function. No snark.

[Misteriosa]

just like everybody...right?..right?..never mind

Mine did :o

[Dell]

Psychology backs this up, having gay experiences is not the definitive thing that makes you gay.

keep telling yourself that...

[PerryWinkle]

Mine did :o

sorry about that

[Dell]

Mine did :o

my last time will...that is, if I know it's my last time

[Misteriosa]

sorry about that

You never called after that... :dry:

[jennysmurf]

Maybe he could visit a GOPride function. No snark.

That's a really good idea.

[realmenhatelife]

Mine did :o

Is it because every time you pop rocks Jesus kills a kitten? That's my reason.

[Misteriosa]

Is it because every time you pop rocks Jesus kills a kitten? That's my reason.

:glurps: say it aint so!

[LeedsJr]

Is it because every time you pop rocks Jesus kills a kitten? That's my reason.

:huh:

[IamFogHat]

All right boys and girls, heading out for the second to last time to my ex's. Have yourselves a great afternoon:bye:

[PerryWinkle]

You never called after that... :dry:

But I did....You must not have gotten the message.

I promise to call next time :wink:

[Misteriosa]

All right boys and girls, heading out for the second to last time to my ex's. Have yourselves a great afternoon:bye:
be good, foggy :bye:
But I did....You must not have gotten the message.

I promise to call next time :wink:

liar :dry:

[PerryWinkle]

be good, foggy :bye:


liar :dry:

That's hurtful...there's only one way to prove you wrong

[realmenhatelife]

:glurps: say it aint so!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gSMFK7XVY9k/TA-sIPwCWgI/AAAAAAAAAEk/eOcz6u0Vk30/s320/_cute_kitten.jpg

Pwease Misti, keep it in your pants.

[Misteriosa]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gSMFK7XVY9k/TA-sIPwCWgI/AAAAAAAAAEk/eOcz6u0Vk30/s320/_cute_kitten.jpg

Pwease Misti, keep it in your pants.

ok! :glurps: :glurps: :glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

And just to break the fourth wall, when you google image 'cutest kitten' damn if you can get sucked into a rabbit hole real, real quick.

[Misteriosa]

And just to break the fourth wall, when you google image 'cutest kitten' damn if you can get sucked into a rabbit hole real, real quick.

the same is true when you google "matt smith" or "ben cumberbatch" :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

the same is true when you google "matt smith" or "ben cumberbatch" :wub:

Maybe if you're a girl or spy.

[Dell]

Maybe if you're a girl or spy.

hey, hey, hey...there is no call putting a girl in that category (I got your back jenny and misti)

[LeedsJr]

Oh, god. :wallbash:

[Warren Peace]

No G-Baby today? That's a win for everyone involved.

Fuck...I jinxed it for everyone. :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

The word from Cannes is that Moonlight Kingdom is either loved or hated by people. Although I think that happens with every Wes Anderson movie.

[Misteriosa]

what was the wes anderson "puppet movie"?

[realmenhatelife]

what was the wes anderson "puppet movie"?

Fantastic Mr Fox.

[LeedsJr]

what was the wes anderson "puppet movie"?

Fantastic Mr. Fox?

[jennysmurf]

hey, hey, hey...there is no call putting a girl in that category (I got your back jenny and misti)

Thanks, Dell, I knew I could count on you to protect our honor.

[jennysmurf]

Those are terrible riddles.:tongue:

[deliciousV]

what more does Ron want to eat? My ears tell me he hasn't stopped eating for the whole show. And Hicks is grunting like he's getting his ass pounded for 4 hours.

[LeedsJr]

Where's Fred?!?

What happened to Fred?!?

The suspense is killing me!!

:help:

[Misteriosa]

what more does Ron want to eat? My ears tell me he hasn't stopped eating for the whole show. And Hicks is grunting like he's getting his ass pounded for 4 hours.

wow. that was described perfectly! :surrender:

[LeedsJr]

what more does Ron want to eat? My ears tell me he hasn't stopped eating for the whole show. And Hicks is grunting like he's getting his ass pounded for 4 hours.

Is that why Fez has been so quiet? :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

wow. that was described perfectly! :surrender:

DelV gets around.:wink:

[jennysmurf]

Is that why Fez has been so quiet? :laugh:

:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

See ya, buddays. :bye:

Not going to listen to on air eating to end the show. :furious:

[deliciousV]

DelV gets around.:wink:

I don't think I like that kind of talk.

[Warren Peace]

what more does Ron want to eat? My ears tell me he hasn't stopped eating for the whole show. And Hicks is grunting like he's getting his ass pounded for 4 hours.

Sounds like Ron and Hicks take turns on each the whole show. No wonder poor Fez locks up....they won't let him join in.

[Misteriosa]

if you threatened hicks with docking his pay every time he cursed on the air for one show, how much would he be able to say?

{and this is besides the fact that we ALL know he wouldnt have a check by the end of the show.)

[deliciousV]

why are they wasting money overnighting to an APO? That only gets it to the military stateside, then they take their sweet time getting overseas.

[jennysmurf]

Goodbye for now!!:bye:

[deliciousV]

DONK Y'all! Talk to some of you about some of you later.

[Misteriosa]

toodles :bye:

[sailor]

Was Ron really calling out Jen hutt for not sharing secrets after everything went down between them?!

[CountryBob]

perhaps i should have added that its on my bedroom wall :o

at my cube, i have pictures and magnets of video game and cartoon characters :o

Can I just go ahead a admit my love for you :wub:

[CountryBob]

My friends had a remote control that had to be hooked to the TV by a wire--like a phone cord. I'm old.:down:

howyoudoin?

:laugh::lol::laugh:

[CountryBob]

we got cable in the early 70s in el paso and half the channels were from LA,I still remember an auto commercial of GO SEE CAL,GO SEE CAL,GO SEE CAL

In the 70's we got the box that had an A button and a B button. Put the channel on 2 or 3 and hit A and you had HBO, hit B and you had Showtime.