Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/31/12 - Do me Proud

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[realmenhatelife]

Someone post in this thing today, I'm in a meeting all afternoon and wont be here with you.




Here's a preview of today's show: "I told you after they were done with the cigarettes they'd go after the sugar people.... moderates!"


Take care of this thread, I'm trusting you!

[realmenhatelife]

And in local news PA gov signs 3 execution warrants for death row prisoners, ending a long standing moratorium on executions in the state. When you slash education I guess you need to make room in the prisons. Fuck you Tom Corbett.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

feeling quite under the wx today...cheer me up Big Cat

[LeedsJr]

Someone post in this thing today, I'm in a meeting all afternoon and wont be here with you.




Here's a preview of today's show: "I told you after they were done with the cigarettes they'd go after the sugar people.... moderates!"


Take care of this thread, I'm trusting you!

Wow. Almost verbatim. :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

C'mon, Fezzie, bring the funny today. It's my birthday! :king:

[LeedsJr]

Blowhard blowhard blowhard

Fuckin' blowhard blowhard blowhard

Fuckin' Blowhard!

[Dell]

they put those bike paths throughout DC...very little use, but the better wx may change that

I don't drive in the district if I can help it, but I have noticed the problems the bike lanes have caused the taxis I've been in...

[A.J.]

they put those bike paths throughout DC...very little use, but the better wx may change that

I don't drive in the district if I can help it, but I have noticed the problems the bike lanes have caused the taxis I've been in...

We've got them in Arlington too.

[LeedsJr]

they put those bike paths throughout DC...very little use, but the better wx may change that

I don't drive in the district if I can help it, but I have noticed the problems the bike lanes have caused the taxis I've been in...

Most of the bike riders in NYC are messengers or delivery men and they go anywhere they damn please.

[Dell]

C'mon, Fezzie, bring the funny today. It's my birthday! :king:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDAY...I predict a spy rhyme coming your way

[LeedsJr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDAY...I predict a spy rhyme coming your way

Thank you sir. :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

It looks like they're talking about bike stuff, so I'm glad I'm not listening. I will tell you this, if people are bitching about bike lanes and bike riders in general- cars routinely run bikes off the road or clip them because they think it's funny. I know multiple people it's happened to. Less cars means less traffic, you should encourage your area to be as bike friendly as possible.

[LeedsJr]

It looks like they're talking about bike stuff, so I'm glad I'm not listening. I will tell you this, if people are bitching about bike lanes and bike riders in general- cars routinely run bikes off the road or clip them because they think it's funny. I know multiple people it's happened to. Less cars means less traffic, you should encourage your area to be as bike friendly as possible.

They're talking about Bloomberg banning large sugary drinks.

The bike lanes came up as an example of his turning NYC into a nanny state.

[A.J.]

Oof -- that guy called Ron fat.

[LeedsJr]

Oof -- that guy called Ron fat.

I thought he was just big-boned. :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

They're talking about Bloomberg banning large sugary drinks.

The bike lanes came up as an example of his turning NYC into a nanny state.

That's idiotic.

[LeedsJr]

That's idiotic.

Well, yeah, but that's hardly rare for this show. :smile:

[sailor]

The USA is still the largest manufacturing economy in the world.

[Zorro]

The USA is still the largest manufacturing economy in the world.

Yeah, but by itself the number doesn't mean much

[LeedsJr]

The USA is still the largest manufacturing economy in the world.

We should still make more of our own stuff.

[sailor]

We should still make more of our own stuff.

But let's not pretend we don't make anything.

[LeedsJr]

Fez makes a bullfrog face when he's not talking? :laugh:

[sailor]

I hate when people call r&f with exact lines they heard on o&a.

[sailor]

Yeah, but by itself the number doesn't mean much

Economies evolve. It's called progress.

[Crispy123]

i watched this kathy lee/martin short thing. its painful to watch. Short is awesome tho.

[Zorro]

Economies evolve. It's called progress.

Transferring jobs through poor tax-treaty regs cannot be called progress

[sailor]

Economies evolve. It's called progress.

This sounds way more douchey than intended.

[sailor]

Don't know if it's been mentioned, but an appeals court ruled the defense of marriage act unconstitutional.

[Crispy123]

Don't know if it's been mentioned, but an appeals court ruled the defense of marriage act unconstitutional.

congrats, we're all behind you buddy!

[Dell]

:surrender:...what is this music?

[LeedsJr]

:surrender:...what is this music?

That was Mr. Warren Zevon, sir.

[Dell]

I keep catching myself staring at my avi...:wub:

[LeedsJr]

congrats, we're all behind you buddy!

Ew.

[sailor]

congrats, we're all behind you buddy!

Creep.

[Dell]

That was Mr. Warren Zevon, sir.

he is NO Billy Joel, sir...

[Crispy123]

Ew.

hey thats not the way I meant it...o wait yea it is :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

he is NO Billy Joel, sir...

Well, I'll grant you it's no Crocodile Rock.

[sailor]

Well, I'll grant you it's no Crocodile Rock.

Wrong guy.

[Dell]

Well, I'll grant you it's no Crocodile Rock.

HAHA...:laugh:

[Crispy123]

HAHA...:laugh:

^this

[Dell]

Wrong guy.

yeah, it's a running joke at my expense...

[sailor]

yeah, it's a running joke at my expense...

Yeah, when you laughed I realized I missed an inside joke. :(

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[Crispy123]

i heard the dubstep remix of rubber ducky is what broke mohammed atta

[Misteriosa]

i *LURVE* Kermit the Frog's Swamp ABCs :wub:

i hope they play it

[Misteriosa]

i heard the dubstep remix of rubber ducky is what broke mohammed atta

i must hear this :ohmy:

[Dell]

I have to admit...I NEVER thought I'd hear Ron and Fez critique Sesame Street songs

[Misteriosa]

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[Misteriosa]

kermit had the best alphabet songs :wub:

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Amazing Beautiful Creatures Dancing Excite the Forest Glade, In my Heart how I do Jump like the Kudo Listening to the Music, so Nice the Organ Plays, Quietly Rests the Sleepy Tiger Under the Vine tree at the Water's side, and X marks the place 'neath the Yellow moon where the Zulu chief and I did hide.

[CountryBob]

I still sing c is for cookie from time to time. Brainwashed by childhood songs

[Misteriosa]

I still sing c is for cookie from time to time. Brainwashed by childhood songs

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:down:

[A.J.]

Fez should have used this song with his cat. Maybe it would have talked.

[Misteriosa]

good luck on the cookie monster challenge fez!

edit: nvm.. :down:

[A.J.]

I miss Foul Mouth Elmo.

[Misteriosa]

elmo's voice grates on my ears... i cant believe this is the man who makes that voice :blink:

http://www.moviespad.com/photos/kevin-clash-photo-93359.jpg

[Misteriosa]

what are they voting on? :unsure:

[disneyspy]

what is this,ask fez a gay question segment?

[sailor]

Don't know why they shit on that caller. Gay men stereotypically dress better than lesbians. It's generally true even if not universally so.

[Misteriosa]

what is this,ask fez a gay question segment?

seems like it. :unsure:

[Zorro]

Don't know why they shit on that caller. Gay men stereotypically dress better than lesbians. It's generally true even if not universally so.

and as usual Fez is the exception to the rule...

[Warren Peace]

Don't know why they shit on that caller. Gay men stereotypically dress better than lesbians. It's generally true even if not universally so.

The irony is that Fez needs a wardrobe makeover in the worst way. I say this as a married straight man.

[disneyspy]

in the fashion sense i'd be a bad gay guy,i wear golf shirts and kacki shorts every day

[Crispy123]

I got tickets to see Tommy next weekend in Orlando. :clap:

[disneyspy]

I got tickets to see Tommy next weekend in Orlando. :clap:

where you seeing him at?

[A.J.]

Don't know why they shit on that caller. Gay men stereotypically dress better than lesbians. It's generally true even if not universally so.

True. You don't see Ellen and Rosie on any "Best Dressed" lists.

[Misteriosa]

True. You don't see Ellen and Rosie on any "Best Dressed" lists.

ellen does get on those lists occasionally

[Crispy123]

where you seeing him at?

the improv, you wanna go?

[Misteriosa]

www.blog.deadspin.com

[disneyspy]

the improv, you wanna go?

would love to but sadly this is the time of year i have to work,micheal moore cancelled next year's comedy fest here cuz the local micro brews decided to have their beer fest here on the same weekend,tottally bums me out

[Dell]

would love to but sadly this is the time of year i have to work,micheal moore cancelled next year's comedy fest here cuz the local micro brews decided to have their beer fest here on the same weekend,tottally bums me out

I can see why...that's entirely too long to wait for the beer fest...what's wrong with this weekend?

[Zorro]

would love to but sadly this is the time of year i have to work,micheal moore cancelled next year's comedy fest here cuz the local micro brews decided to have their beer fest here on the same weekend,tottally bums me out

He has a year and can't figure out a reschedule date?

[disneyspy]

I can see why...that's entirely too long to wait for the beer fest...what's wrong with this weekend?

its a family friendly town with festivals every fucking weekend during the summer,these were the second week of febuary when nothing is going on here

[A.J.]

ellen does get on those lists occasionally

From what, The Advocate?

[disneyspy]

From what, The Advocate?

GQ

[A.J.]

"He doesn't have AIDS yet." :laugh:

[disneyspy]

HAHAHAHHAA tommy almost said talk to him like you do on the radio

[Misteriosa]

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[A.J.]

GQ

She does wear a suit well.

[disneyspy]

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what? did you have a birthday and finally hit my level? you must be pretty happy

[disneyspy]

if something happens to matt i'm going to throw away the afgan my mom knitted me

[Misteriosa]

my nephew got candyland this past christmas. that was all he wanted to play when we were there.

he would walk up to you with the game and say,"we can play candyland, if you want to." which would really mean "we are playing candyland now, so stop what you are doing and clear a space"

[Misteriosa]

the kids at the day camp i worked at would always like to play sorry! and trouble.

[Dell]

this one time, at day <band> camp...

[sailor]

the kids at the day camp i worked at would always like to play sorry! and trouble.

My kid loves candyland, sorry and a bunch of newer games. What are they saying about these games?

[Crispy123]

this one time, at day <band> camp...

...I stuck an uno up my yahtzee???

[Misteriosa]

I stuck an uno up my yahtzee???

:surrender:

[Crispy123]

:surrender:

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb252/Ronnies_Pets/smileys%20emoticons/take-a-bow-1.gif

[disneyspy]

i have to say this,i fucking love how tommy keeps asking fez into the conversation

[LeedsJr]

Hellooo buddays!

Back from my birthday lunch at the pub. :drunk:

[Sue_Bender]

"25 real arts..."


Tremendous.

[disneyspy]

risk is the only board game i own and i havent played it in 30 sum years

[Crispy123]

Hellooo buddays!

Back from my birthday lunch at the pub. :drunk:

did you blow out candles?

cuz candles is lookin for ya... :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

i have to say this,i fucking love how tommy keeps asking fez into the conversation

^ yeah. he's really been talking a lot this episode :happy:

[disneyspy]

Hellooo buddays!

Back from my birthday lunch at the pub. :drunk:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[LeedsJr]

did you blow out candles?

cuz candles is lookin for ya... :tongue:

Don't tell 'em I'm here! :innocent:

[Misteriosa]

Hellooo buddays!

Back from my birthday lunch at the pub. :drunk:

happy birthday, mr leeds :bye:

[LeedsJr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Ah thank ya!

[sailor]

risk is the only board game i own and i havent played it in 30 sum years

Try diplomacy.

[LeedsJr]

happy birthday, mr leeds :bye:

Thank you, Misti.

Coming back to good, old-fashioned, Ron and Fez nonsense is a great present. :thumbup:

[Dell]

"25 real arts..."


Tremendous.

SUE...my favorite board game!

[Dell]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

c'mon...I told him you would give him a spy rhyme

[disneyspy]

Try diplomacy.

i googled it and was surprised to see it was an actual board game

i dont really play games at my place,the only time i play is at christmas and whatever my neice makes me play

[disneyspy]

c'mon...I told him you would give him a spy rhyme

i did in the birthday thread i started for him this morning

[Misteriosa]

i googled it and was surprised to see it was an actual board game

i dont really play games at my place,the only time i play is at christmas and whatever my neice makes me play

oh uncle spy...

[LeedsJr]

I still sing c is for cookie from time to time. Brainwashed by childhood songs

I would just like to chime in and say I love Sesame Street and all of the songs.

[Dell]

my favorite board game as a kid was Tripoli...it was a combination card/board game and our family played for pennies instead of chips

[sailor]

i googled it and was surprised to see it was an actual board game

i dont really play games at my place,the only time i play is at christmas and whatever my neice makes me play

It's a great game. The nature of it also lends itself well to play via email (similar to chess, there are no dice or "luck") so it won't eat up tons of time.

I haven't played in years. I should get back into it.

[Dell]

It's a great game. The nature of it also lends itself well to play via email (similar to chess, there are no dice or "luck") so it won't eat up tons of time.

I haven't played in years. I should get back into it.

alright...your move

[Crispy123]

that was an AWESOME brian doyle impression.

http://www.chapmanrecording.com/images/BDM.jpg

[A.J.]

that was an AWESOME brian doyle impression.

Much better than the Bill Murray one.

[sailor]

alright...your move

It's 7 players and all moves are simultaneous.

[sailor]

Much better than the Bill Murray one.

Yeah, I didn't think the bill was very strong.

[disneyspy]

It's 7 players and all moves are simultaneous.

maybe we could start a thread and play it?

[disneyspy]

i'm such a pig,i baked a family size lasagna and thought i would be taking half of it for lunch tommorow,nope all gone,ready for my nap

[sailor]

maybe we could start a thread and play it?

You'd need someone to GM it, but if 7 people were interested, I'd be willing to take a run at it.

[disneyspy]

other than at the summer blockbuster movies,does anyone here ever eat popcorn? i know i don't

[sailor]

i'm such a pig,i baked a family size lasagna and thought i would be taking half of it for lunch tommorow,nope all gone,ready for my nap

What was it, like 4 servings? That's not so bad.

[Dell]

It's 7 players and all moves are simultaneous.

yes, I was talking to all 7 of us....yes, that's the ticket

[Misteriosa]

other than at the summer blockbuster movies,does anyone here ever eat popcorn? i know i don't

i do, especially during WoW raids. some people have cheetos, i have popcorn :o

[LeedsJr]

other than at the summer blockbuster movies,does anyone here ever eat popcorn? i know i don't

I do. The wife and kids like it.

[Misteriosa]

You'd need someone to GM it, but if 7 people were interested, I'd be willing to take a run at it.

so you are going to be a dungeon master? :tongue:

[Dell]

other than at the summer blockbuster movies,does anyone here ever eat popcorn? i know i don't

almost every night...natural light (i.e., no butter flavoring) microwave popcorn and a coke zero are perfect tv companions

[disneyspy]

What was it, like 4 servings? That's not so bad.

4 servings if you're lazy like me and cut it in really big pieces

[sailor]

other than at the summer blockbuster movies,does anyone here ever eat popcorn? i know i don't

I actually make it almost everynight. Air popped with butter and salt. My wife loves it so I make it for her.

[sailor]

so you are going to be a dungeon master? :tongue:

Game master. Be an adult.

[Misteriosa]

Game master. Be an adult.

:flush:

[LeedsJr]

Game master. Be an adult.

You can't make us!

[LeedsJr]

Hicks doesn't have cable?!? :blink:

[sailor]

:flush:

I was only kidding! How's about I make you some nice popcorn to make up for it?

[Misteriosa]

Hicks doesn't have cable?!? :blink:

i'll believe it, since he says he torrents everything.

[deliciousV]

I still sing c is for cookie from time to time. Brainwashed by childhood songs

I believe that horrible song is to blame for Death Metal

[Dell]

which of the snack girls did that caller identify...did anybody catch them?

[Misteriosa]

which of the snack girls did that caller identify...did anybody catch them?

i dont remember.. forgive me, but the 3 o'clock snack thing isnt really my thing :o

[LeedsJr]

i dont remember.. forgive me, but the 3 o'clock snack thing isnt really my thing :o

You're forgiven. Now behave yourself! :happy:

[disneyspy]

i got rid of cable,it's like buying bottled water,why pay for something when the free version is better

[sailor]

You're forgiven. Now behave yourself! :happy:

Yes'm. What type would you prefer? We've got red, black, white, pink and purple. Seriously.

[LeedsJr]

Has anyone else had real moonshine?

When I lived in North Carolina, friends had some real hill country family who had a backyard still and made their own shine. That was some hard core stuff. :drunk:

[disneyspy]

which of the snack girls did that caller identify...did anybody catch them?

i was too busy looking at the itty bitty teeny weeny bikinis to pay any attention to callers

[Misteriosa]

Has anyone else had real moonshine?

When I lived in North Carolina, friends had some real hill country family who had a backyard still and made their own shine. That was some hard core stuff. :drunk:

i have. in puerto rican slang its called pitoro

felt like i was spitting fire that night.

[disneyspy]

Has anyone else had real moonshine?

When I lived in North Carolina, friends had some real hill country family who had a backyard still and made their own shine. That was some hard core stuff. :drunk:

i once had some shine made from beets,i dont remember the night at all

[sailor]

Ha, I thought misti had replied.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,enjoy yourselves

[Dell]

Has anyone else had real moonshine?

When I lived in North Carolina, friends had some real hill country family who had a backyard still and made their own shine. That was some hard core stuff. :drunk:

I have some (I think it was real) that went down like water and some that wanted to come back up...it is definitely an art to making it

later buddays...:bye:

[Misteriosa]

Ha, I thought misti had replied.

replied to what?

[LeedsJr]

i once had some shine made from beets,i dont remember the night at all

I have some (I think it was real) that went down like water and some that wanted to come back up...it is definitely an art to making it

later buddays...:bye:

The stuff I had was made with corn, with some clove added to it. They said they added the clove to numb the pain in your mouth and throat when you drank it. Some of the details of the night are a little sketchy for me as well. :smile:

[sailor]

replied to what?

Ha, I super fucked that up. I thought you were forgiving me for the be an adult line, but it was Leeds forgiving you for not checking out Internet t&a. I inadvertently called him ma'am.

[Crispy123]

been stuck on the phone and missed the last 45 mins or so,

guess i will be downloading from the internets soon...

peace out buddays! :bye:

[CountryBob]

Has anyone else had real moonshine?

When I lived in North Carolina, friends had some real hill country family who had a backyard still and made their own shine. That was some hard core stuff. :drunk:

Well - yeah!

I have 4 types in my beer fridge right now. White lightning, cherry, peach and apple pie flavored.

[Dell]

Well - yeah!

I have 4 types in my beer fridge right now. White lightning, cherry, peach and apple pie flavored.

my friend that is working in Tennessee now was home for Memorial Day weekend and talked a lot about the apple pie flavored shine...son of a gun didn't bring me any

[A.J.]

my friend that is working in Tennessee now was home for Memorial Day weekend and talked a lot about the apple pie flavored shine...son of a gun didn't bring me any

You know Gvac?