Opie & Anthony Listening Thread - June 2012

[sailor]

Sam is silly not to take next Friday off.

[Chimee]

Sam is silly not to take next Friday off.

I thought it was this weekend, then again, I haven't listened yet today.

[sailor]

Yeah, it's tomorrow. He worked today, then is off all next week, except Friday.

[Chimee]

Anthony - "Maybe they should..."

Opie - "DIE!"

Sometimes Opie gets one in that makes me laugh.

[Furtherman]

Opie: "I've been doing radio for a long time, I know when someone is kidding or not."



Nothing can be more false than that statement.

[sailor]

Opie: "I've been doing radio for a long time, I know when someone is kidding or not."



Nothing can be more false than that statement.

He's done radio for a long time.

[Furtherman]

He's done radio for a long time.

Point taken.

That statement is only half true.

[deliciousV]

Does anybody else think Sam and his chick are sending a clear message that they intend to start taking sister wives soon?

[newport king]

Does anybody else think Sam and his chick are sending a clear message that they intend to start taking sister wives soon?


I know ive heard this somewhere before

[deliciousV]

I know ive heard this somewhere before

and you know why, let it go man, I've owned up to my mistake.

[sailor]

Btw, Sam wanted the location private, but opie gave away info that armed with google and Wikipedia took about 45 seconds to find the town.

[newport king]

and you know why, let it go man, I've owned up to my mistake.

:)

[deliciousV]

:)

:thumbup::innocent:

[Chimee]

I've noticed how smooth all of the bits seem to be running without Sam around. Maybe he should get married more often so less time can be spent on how incompetent he is.

[OGC]

Danm, Drug Boogie's latest song 'Mimi Beardsley' is very catchy.

[sailor]

Danm, Drug Boogie's latest song 'Mimi Beardsley' is very catchy.

"aaaahsss"

Love that whole line, but I know better than to post it here.

[realmenhatelife]

I also really enjoy the Mimi Beardsley song. back and to the left, back and to the left

[sailor]

I also really enjoy the Mimi Beardsley song. back and to the left, back and to the left

They talk about stuff getting stuck in your head all the time on the show, but this is one of the few times it's happened to me.

[Misteriosa]

what is this the substitute shit show? they are talking about the avengers movie and are getting things wrong so hard that i think its giving me heartburn.

[sailor]

what is this the substitute shit show? they are talking about the avengers movie and are getting things wrong so hard that i think its giving me heartburn.

Don't ruin the movie for me!! Ha.

Might go see it this weekend finally.

[OGC]

They talk about stuff getting stuck in your head all the time on the show, but this is one of the few times it's happened to me.

Mimi Beardsley...
Worst name ever....
It's a real cock softener...

[Misteriosa]

Don't ruin the movie for me!! Ha.

Might go see it this weekend finally.

all of the terms that they were using were so terribly wrong. it was so off base, that its like they were being willfully obtuse and ignorant. i knew what they were trying to say, but word they were using were so fucking wrong, that the wrongness was giving me chest pain. :down:

im a nerd. im sorry.

[sailor]

What about the four movies part? Transformers, spiderman, et al.?

[hanso]

I also really enjoy the Mimi Beardsley song. back and to the left, back and to the left

Wonder if non-fans would know what the songs about..that line might be the clue needed.

[Chimee]

I love it when they fuck with interns.

[sailor]

I love it when they fuck with interns.

Unrelated, they're acting like phone screening is rocket science and somehow above the interns.

[sailor]

Yeah, Yankee fans did love Freddy sez. He also would do his gimmick at a local college games including Fordham and Manhattan.

[Chimee]

Fuckin' Chip is killing me today.

[Chigworthy]

Opie just said something about how he had a small penis as a kid but it developed nicely when he was 17-18. Why does he say things like this?

[Misteriosa]

Opie just said something about how he had a small penis as a kid but it developed nicely when he was 17-18. Why does he say things like this?

because parking cars for the mob once or twice made a man out of him :o

[Misteriosa]

and uncle paul is creeping me out :o

[Chimee]

It goes to show how terrible Sam is at Googling when they play a worst-of where Danny finds a monkey fighting snake and a Monday to Friday plane in 5 minutes.

[sailor]

I think they're totally not getting the point of this magic show. And that truck trick is absolutely something copperfield would do.

[realmenhatelife]

I think they're totally not getting the point of this magic show. And that truck trick is absolutely something copperfield would do.

I'm sure I've seen him do it with a jet.




On shitting yourself, I think it's like getting knocked out or getting a concussion. Once it happens the first time it happens way easier from then on. I've never as an adult shit myself. The guys I know who have all have multiple stories.

[IamFogHat]

No Ope today, eh? Maybe I'll give a listen.

[Misteriosa]

No Ope today, eh? Maybe I'll give a listen.

have you seen legend of korra yet?

[IamFogHat]

have you seen legend of korra yet?

No, you told me to wait for that marathon.

[Misteriosa]

No, you told me to wait for that marathon.

watch it tonight. thats an order. you can find them online.

[IamFogHat]

watch it tonight. thats an order. you can find them online.

Yes ma'am.

[Misteriosa]

Yes ma'am.

im sure you will enjoy it :happy:

[sailor]

Wow, NONE of these grab-ass games took place at my prep school, I'm happy to report.

[Zorro]

Wow, NONE of these grab-ass games took place at my prep school, I'm happy to report.

All boys Catholic school in Manhattan...Brother Henry Betz...more like Brother Butts if you know what I mean...

[sailor]

All boys Catholic school in Manhattan...Brother Henry Betz...more like Brother Butts if you know what I mean...

Christian brothers? Don't think Jesuits were ever into that funny business.

[Furtherman]

WTF? Blind cock grabbing? Bizarre.

[CountryBob]

Side pussy song makes me miss Patrice ;(

[Warren Peace]

Here's some light reading that is appropriate for Anthony's current discussion about his ex:

Melissa Stetten posted:
Trophy Wife aka My Life With A Shock Jock
Posted on May 15, 2012 | Leave a comment

When you get into TV shows, podcasts, radio, etc. you start to feel like you really know the characters and it becomes a part of your life. This happened to me when my friend Ti got me into a certain satellite radio show. After two weeks of listening 4 hours a day I was hooked, I got all the inside jokes and I knew so much about the personalities it was like they were my friends. 5 years later I was still listening daily, it was my source for news and humor. I added one of the hosts on Facebook and sent him a message telling him how much he has made me laugh over the years. I got a reply back and it was like Christmas. I had booked a job in New York for the following week, so I went out on a limb and said we should hang out. He kindly accepted. It was very exciting.

He picked me up in his car at my hotel and we went to an amazing Italian restaurant in the meat packing district. His personal assistant who also happens to be a cop got us a great table and great service. It was like we had known each other for years. He was exactly how I pictured and we had so much to talk about. We went to an awful club after dinner and got hammered. A guy tried to talk to me when he was in the bathroom, and my shock jock kindly brandished his weapon to ward off the pest. What a gentleman. We went back to his majestic Long Island home after and continued drinking. That morning he went to the store to pick up some things and brought back a card that said “Happy 12 hour anniversary I love you.” He then invited me on a cruise the next year and said I should move from LA to live with him. This was all within 24 hours.

3 months later, after weekly flights from LA to NY, I finally moved myself into his house. It was a dream come true. I was dating a guy who I thought was the funniest man alive, and we had so much fun together. After a few days of being in his house I had found out that while we were “in love” talking on the phone everyday he had flown to Canada to gently caress his ex, took a girl to a Paul McCartney concert and had a few girls stay at his house, all while claiming to me that I was the most perfect girl he’d ever met. Now because I wasn’t living with him at the time, I brushed it off. I was there now and everything was grand.

For a few months I had to deal with him getting texts/calls from ex’s who he claimed were “batshit crazy” but I knew they were just hurt that he had stopped all contact with them for me. I felt like a princess. All of his friends and fans were telling me how awesome and beautiful I was. We had a blast hanging at his house drinking and singing karaoke every night, having parties, and we went on an amazing Caribbean cruise. I had found a modeling agency and I was making more money than I had ever have. I was able to buy my friends plane tickets to stay at his huge house for weekends, I basically had everything I wanted.

I guess where things started going downhill was about 6 months into the relationship. Modeling was turning out to me a mind numbing job and all the fun things my shock jock claimed he liked to do turned into him drinking every night watching awful reality TV shows and complaining about liberals. He slept most of the day and drank at night, I was never a heavy drinker but there was a full bar downstairs so I started partaking in the alcohol. I was on Zoloft and birth control pills, both of which are known to kill your libido and turn your brain into a haze of neutrality. We turned into roommates. There was no romance. I missed my friends, going to shows, and being around people my age. I gave that all up because I was in love with this person who I thought was incredible.

In a way I lost my identity living with him. I stopped listening to the music that I liked because he called it “hipster poo poo” and I didn’t go to one concert. I didn’t hang out with any of my friends because they were all “hipster assholes.” I watched so much TV that my brain was turning into mush. I hadn’t owned a television for a few years and now I remember why. On the weekends he would drink in excess and send sexts to girls on twitter at 4am. I would confront him about this but he would deny it or say he was just joking. Right. His ex from Canada would send him emails full of naked pictures of herself, he would send her money. I told him this made me uncomfortable but he said he could do what he wanted. Everyone in his life envied him and treated him like a king, so he never knew what it was like to hurt anyone. In his eyes he was the greatest person alive.

A year into the relationship I was miserable. I had thought it was because of my job or I needed to increase my Zoloft. I was crying a lot for no reason. I missed my LA apartment, I missed my cat and my photos hanging on my wall, I missed my records and having my own room with my own closet. I was in the shock jock’s world and everything revolved around him. I thought this was how my life was going to be for a while. I was totally dependent on him. Financially I was all set, but living in a world where you don’t have to worry about money is a weird place. I had grown up lower-class my whole life and had a job since I was 15. I lost the feeling of being rewarded for hard work. I can remember a specific time when I had no reaction to booking a $15,000 job. The Melissa I knew a few years ago would be jumping up and down freaking out, but not this one. I hadn’t felt like I earned it.

I had become paranoid, so paranoid, because he was hiding so much stuff from me. Emails, texts, twitter DMs, I knew something was up. He SWORE to me that there was nothing going on. But when I found numerous exchanges between girls he didn’t even know, telling them he wanted to go down on them and gently caress them I got angry. I felt hurt and lied to. This had been going on basically throughout the entire relationship. He invited girls over when I was out of town, he denied all of it. I was the crazy one, I was the one who just needed to relax. I couldn’t take it anymore, this was not how I wanted to be treated. I deserved so much better. I deserved so much more than a man throwing money at problems hoping they would just disappear. He wasn’t interested in ANYTHING I had to say or was into. His life was him and his show and his guns.

To say I wasted a year of my life is wrong, because we did have fun, and we were in love. But looking back on the past year I can say that I was living the complete opposite of everything I had known. My ideologies were twisted because his opinion was the only right one. I started to think that everything he said was right. I was immersed in his republican principles and his distorted outlook on race. He was a sad man who had been divorced and thought the world owed him everything because he was in a bad relationship for 10 years. He has the body of a 51 year old but the mind of a teenager. He doesn’t take responsibility for hurting others and lies more than any person I’ve ever met.

I won’t call him a pedophile, but yes, I will call him a pedophile. The week we decided that maybe us being together wasn’t a good thing, he took a 17 year old fan girl to a taping of a Fox show. She posted photos on her twitter, I saw them and nearly puked. I had talked to him that night and he said he was feeling tired so he wanted to get to bed early and stay at a hotel. Little did I know he was loving a teenager. If you’re 51 and you find 17 year olds attractive that’s disgusting. It’s sickening. He criticized me for having “cellulite” on my rear end. Hi, that’s not cellulite, it’s called being a woman in her 20′s, and also. If you can’t look past that and only find high school girls attractive, you have a serious problem. This girl had been obsessed with him and his show for a while. It’s like he gets off on taking advantage of young girls. Wouldn’t you want to date someone compelling who isn’t already obsessed with you? I don’t understand how his brain works. He was following a 14 year old girl on twitter and had her “Amazon wish list” saved so he could send her things. 14. I confronted him and he said “well she’s a fan of the show and she’s cute.” Right, because that makes sense.

It’s now a month after we’ve broken up. I stopped Zoloft and all other pills I was taking for sleep, etc. and I can really say that I’m happier than I’ve been in years. Is it because he is out of my life? Probably, but realizing there are men who would never treat me as badly as he did makes me thankful for going through that poo poo relationship. I spent all weekend laying in the sun at central park and thought about how happy I was to be back to normal.

Needless to say, I am a huge Howard Stern fan now.

[Furtherman]

I believe her. I don't know why, but if she thinks he's bad, wait until she starts listening to Stern.

[deliciousV]

I believe her. I don't know why, but if she thinks he's bad, wait until she starts listening to Stern.

I believe the basics, with a little exageration built in due to heartbreak. For instance, I seriously doubt he "brandished" his weapon in a bar, probably let his jacket fall open so the man would see it, brandishing would get you arrested and cost you your license.

[Zorro]

Christian brothers? Don't think Jesuits were ever into that funny business.

Yup.. I no nothing about Jesuit brothers, but did know a Jesuit Priest Pedo...

[hanso]

Wasn't that her on the plane tweeting about the married god squader that was hitting on her? It made the news not long ago.


Also Jimmy's live read on Screw a Cougar or whatever that site is killed me a few days back.

[realmenhatelife]

She comes off horribly though. She must not have been listening to the show too closely for the last five years. The funniest thing is how she's a 'woman in her 20s' and she's disgusted about the 17 year old, like she's so much closer in age.

[deliciousV]

She comes off horribly though. She must not have been listening to the show too closely for the last five years. The funniest thing is how she's a 'woman in her 20s' and she's disgusted about the 17 year old, like she's so much closer in age.

she's butthurt because she got screwed around on. I'm sure there's truth in there, but paranoia and butthurt are not things a model is use to handling.

[Chimee]

Comparing what she said and what Anthony has said, I'm putting this on her for not getting out the first time she found out he was fucking around, she became fucked up and paranoid because of her own unwillingness to leave and is now blaming her every problem on Anthony.

[hanso]

Both shows on Vac. all next week?

[realmenhatelife]

she's butthurt because she got screwed around on. I'm sure there's truth in there, but paranoia and butthurt are not things a model is use to handling.

Comparing what she said and what Anthony has said, I'm putting this on her for not getting out the first time she found out he was fucking around, she became fucked up and paranoid because of her own unwillingness to leave and is now blaming her every problem on Anthony.

I became way more sympathetic to Anthony from the post. He comes off like a retarded, love starved man-child. At best she comes off as a star fucker. And as you guys are getting at it was pretty obvious from the start what was going on, and that she was very unhappy, and yet she stuck around for another year.

[Chimee]

Both shows on Vac. all next week?

It sounds like Opie and Anthony are going to work on Monday and Tuesday, but they won't be happy about it.

[LeedsJr]

Congratulations to Opie and wife.

...But I don't believe for a second that this means he's "most likely not doing radio any more."

[sailor]

From early in the show, no, most companies don't just give people next Monday and Tuesday off. That's really just a dumb thing to say.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Sirius isn't most companies.

[realmenhatelife]

Congratulations to Opie and wife.

...But I don't believe for a second that this means he's "most likely not doing radio any more."

Just from context clues, did Opie announce that his wife is pregnant with the second child he's dropped a few hints about and indicate that he will probably quit radio as a result?

[LeedsJr]

Just from context clues, did Opie announce that his wife is pregnant with the second child he's dropped a few hints about and indicate that he will probably quit radio as a result?

Yes.

[sailor]

Sirius isn't most companies.

His point was others companies do it and Sirius was cheap and not doing it. Sirius is exactly like everyone else in this instance.

[LeedsJr]

His point was others companies do it and Sirius was cheap and not doing it. Sirius is exactly like everyone else in this instance.

Yeah, I didn't hear it, but it sounds like he was talking out his ass.

[sailor]

Yeah, I didn't hear it, but it sounds like he was talking out his ass.

I certainly hope so. If everyone else but me has off those days I'll be sad.

[realmenhatelife]

I certainly hope so. If everyone else but me has off those days I'll be sad.

No, because if you were going to give someone off for the 4th on a Wednesday you'd give them Thursday and Friday, not Monday and Tuesday.

[underdog]

I became way more sympathetic to Anthony from the post. He comes off like a retarded, love starved man-child. At best she comes off as a star fucker. And as you guys are getting at it was pretty obvious from the start what was going on, and that she was very unhappy, and yet she stuck around for another year.

Have they brought up on the show her supposedly making up lies about some actor in first class trying to flirt with her?

[Chimee]

Have they brought up on the show her supposedly making up lies about some actor in first class trying to flirt with her?

Anthony has brought up that the only reason she has any followers to see these things is because she dated him.

[newport king]

Yes.

I enjoyed the Sam Ant Jim shows last week

[Chimee]

Opie goes from saying "thunder strikes" to a funny Missile Command line in less than five minutes.

I will never understand what goes on in that head.

[IamFogHat]

Man is it easy to amaze Opie.

[Zorro]

Man is it easy to amaze Opie.

He's never lost his chidhood wonder.

[Chimee]

He's never lost his chidhood wonder.

If you really think about the three hosts, the Opie and Anthony show consists of 50-year-old children.

[sailor]

He's never lost his chidhood wonder.

It's as big as his imagination.

[IamFogHat]

What was the Ant ex story?

[underdog]

What was the Ant ex story?

this? (http://www.manolith.com/2012/06/06/model-melissa-stetten-live-tweets-a-pathetic-pickup-attempt-by-married-actor-brian-presley/)

Then apparently, she probably made it all up.