Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/5/12 - Ride the Snare

[realmenhatelife]

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Lets have a little energy today.

[Misteriosa]

hey hey :bye:

im enjoying that opener song, rmhl :clap: keep it up!

[A.J.]

The Killer!

[realmenhatelife]

hey hey :bye:

im enjoying that opener song, rmhl :clap: keep it up!

They have a new album out today which is probably going to be a significant leap forward in popularity for them. The single off of it is pretty good.

[Misteriosa]

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[disneyspy]

mahabone buddays :bye:

[Misteriosa]

hey spy :-)

[realmenhatelife]

My guess is this law has more to do with dogs distracting drivers by moving around in a car than dog safety.

[Misteriosa]

they are doing some serious construction outside my window today. lots of drilling and hammering. i cant get the show on loud enough :down:

[Misteriosa]

maybe im just over protective, but is ron really saying opening the back emergency exit on a moving school bus is *not* dangerous? because falling out of the moving bus and on the highway seems like a pretty big deal

[LeedsJr]

Morning buddays.

Ron sounds terrible.

[Warren Peace]

My guess is this law has more to do with dogs distracting drivers by moving around in a car than dog safety.

that. and people driving with dogs on their laps.

[sailor]

maybe im just over protective, but is ron really saying opening the back emergency exit on a moving school bus is *not* dangerous? because falling out of the moving bus and on the highway seems like a pretty big deal

Child safety, like eating on air, is a made up problem.

[Crispy123]

yea people driving and talking on the phone being a danger is "bullshit".

right.

[realmenhatelife]

The CA thing has to be emissions standards.

[disneyspy]

that. and people driving with dogs on their laps.

in the winter when i do alot of dog sitting i have a bearded collie that wont be happy til she's on my lap,it really is the safest place for her

[realmenhatelife]

Moderates!

[sailor]

This trucker talking about having to get a hotel room, is he saying he wants to idle his truck for 6-8 hours?! Fuck him.

[disneyspy]

yea people driving and talking on the phone being a danger is "bullshit".

right.

i wish they would ban all truckers from being able to call a radio show on their cell phones

[sailor]

Pepper is lying if he says he doesn't get a giant soda at the movies.

[Misteriosa]

Moderates!

you beat me to it :o

[Misteriosa]

Pepper is lying if he says he doesn't get a giant soda at the movies.

OF COURSE hicks gets the soda trough :o

[sailor]

OF COURSE hicks gets the soda trough :o

And Ron's never heard of Davey Mac apparently.

[disneyspy]

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[realmenhatelife]

And Ron's never heard of Davey Mac apparently.

Maybe it doesn't count when you split up your drinks between 5 different glasses?

[sailor]

Maybe it doesn't count when you split up your drinks between 5 different glasses?

That's bloomberg's plan.

[sailor]

Yeah, Ron, businessmen suck.

[Zorro]

Pepper is lying if he says he doesn't get a giant soda at the movies.

He downloads everything. When's the last time he was in a theater?

[sailor]

He downloads everything. When's the last time he was in a theater?

Good point. But he WOULD.

[realmenhatelife]

This trucker talking about having to get a hotel room, is he saying he wants to idle his truck for 6-8 hours?! Fuck him.

Thats why they do. Although I dont think you'd stop in the mojave desert during the day to sleep, and at night it probably isn't that bad. And maybe it's time to have a system in your truck that can run your electric without having to burn fucking diesel.

[disneyspy]

HAHAHA!

what'd they say to you?

fez-talk on the air


i don't know why but this cracked me up

[Misteriosa]

fez got a talking to by the suits?!

[realmenhatelife]

Man, Facebook Moms sure love those someecards.

[sailor]

Thats why they do. Although I dont think you'd stop in the mojave desert during the day to sleep, and at night it probably isn't that bad. And maybe it's time to have a system in your truck that can run your electric without having to burn fucking diesel.

Yeah, like a separate rechargeable hybrid-type battery.

[Misteriosa]

well if fez cant drool over that ken marino guy, ron and hicks are no longer able to drool over the female guests.

[Warren Peace]

in the winter when i do alot of dog sitting i have a bearded collie that wont be happy til she's on my lap,it really is the safest place for her

Peanut butter makes me feel safe, too.

[disneyspy]

ha! this show is cracking me up today,bobo showed up and tweeted a pic but O&A never showed,thats fuckin rich!

[LeedsJr]

Can we make a deal with Rob Cross?

Fez will talk on the air more if Rob Cross agrees to NEVER talk on the air again?

[Misteriosa]

isnt fezzie diabetic too? bleeding feet are generally not good

[Freitag]

Are they talking about Bobo the idiot from DC playing the mandolin, or Bobo, the idiot from Long Island who was a failed intern?

[Freitag]

fez got a talking to by the suits?!

I had a realization last night.

It took Artie Lange self-mutilating himself and going into rehab MULTIPLE times *AND FALLING ASLEEP ON THE AIR* before he got cannged from Sirius.

That means Fez is never ever ever gonna leave.

[deliciousV]

This trucker talking about having to get a hotel room, is he saying he wants to idle his truck for 6-8 hours?! Fuck him.

he wants to do what truckers do all the time in every state, sleep in his sleeper and run the AC so he gets some sleep and doesn't die.

[Freitag]

I want awful mandolin Bobo back.

[disneyspy]

I want awful mandolin Bobo back.

i want stories of handyman bobo back

[Freitag]

Would you rather eat food from Crazed and Spandy or Bobo?

[Misteriosa]

Would you rather eat food from Crazed and Spandy or Bobo?

damn.. thats a tough one

[Freitag]

damn.. thats a tough one

Man, I think we came up with the "Gun to your Parents' Head Question" that no one can answer.

[deliciousV]

Would you rather eat food from Crazed and Spandy or Bobo?

can you make "from a dog in a seatbelt" an option?

[sailor]

I want awful mandolin Bobo back.

Bobo's a great guy.

[Misteriosa]

it should be "gangerous", hicks? :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

isnt fezzie diabetic too? bleeding feet are generally not good

Yes, and what are the chances he's on some kind of blood thinner for his heart.

[Freitag]

Bobo's a great guy.

He could be Mother Teresa, still didn't make for good radio.

Although he was several steps up from Blowhard.

[disneyspy]

caption this

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[Misteriosa]

Yes, and what are the chances he's on some kind of blood thinner for his heart.

its totally possible. i think he even mentioned it

[Freitag]

Yes, and what are the chances he's on some kind of blood thinner for his heart.

They're saying that... the blood isn't clotting because of the thinners.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but that's the main reason Opie's dad died. He was on blood thinners and had internal injuries from the accident and bled out from that.

[LeedsJr]

I would like to go on record thanking the Ron and Fez show for turning down Jen McCarthy. :thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not sure, but anyone with diabetes knows that they have problems with their feet and need to be careful, and if you cant get bleeding to stop he should be at an urgent care center.

[disneyspy]

boy mikeyboy has turned into a real asshole

[sailor]

boy mikeyboy has turned into a real asshole

What's he saying?

[Freitag]

I like how Fez is like, "there's nothing to stitch" - they have other technology to seal wounds than stitches, Fez. ESPECIALLY for diabetics.

[deliciousV]

boy mikeyboy has turned into a real asshole

really? That's the first time I've ever agreed with anything he said.

[Misteriosa]

What's he saying?

yeah i must have missed it. (though i feel you may be stirring shit)

[Melk]

Jenny McCarthy: another of my generation of dolts who blame vaccines for her child being autistic. I figure history will conclude that a lot of these more frequently diagnosed developmental disorders are caused by terrible lifestyle choices (drugs, alcohol, terrible dietary choices, etc).

[disneyspy]

yeah i must have missed it. (though i feel you may be stirring shit)

something about fez needing a fag slag for his foot or something,couldnt really tell with his heavy southern accent

alright buddays,its tueday and i have a 12:40 tee time


FORE!

[Melk]

I like how Fez is like, "there's nothing to stitch" - they have other technology to seal wounds than stitches, Fez. ESPECIALLY for diabetics.
if he is so against going to the doctor, use Crazy Glue.

[LeedsJr]

Fuckin' man, fuckin' Pepper fuckin' curses a fuckin' lot. :smile:

[deliciousV]

"That's how queers have their period" :laugh::lol::lol::laugh:

[LeedsJr]

"You could replace his foot with hooves, and Pepper could have a playmate." :laugh:

[sailor]

yeah i must have missed it. (though i feel you may be stirring shit)

Me?!

[Misteriosa]

"You could replace his foot with hooves, and Pepper could have a playmate." :laugh:

that was pretty good

[LeedsJr]

Sam the girl intern from the Catholic channel has an intensely annoying voice. :thumbdown:

[Misteriosa]

dolan is a cardinal now

[LeedsJr]

dolan is a cardinal now

When did he get traded to St. Louis? :happy:

[Misteriosa]

i was waiting to see who would throw out that hack joke :smoke:

[Misteriosa]

Sam the girl intern from the Catholic channel has an intensely annoying voice. :thumbdown:

she definitely uses too much of the vocal fry

[LeedsJr]

i was waiting to see who would throw out that hack joke :smoke:

I got a million of 'em. A-cha-cha-cha! :tongue:

[Melk]

Sam the girl intern from the Catholic channel has an intensely annoying voice. :thumbdown:
There is a word for how she talks. I think it is called a vocal fry. Her voice drops into an annoying throaty growl.

[sailor]

if he is so against going to the doctor, use Crazy Glue.

Or go to a bowling alley and get some new-skin.

[realmenhatelife]

dolan is a cardinal now

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/BatmanRobin.jpg/250px-BatmanRobin.jpg

Guess again!

[Freitag]

One way to get Fez to stop harping on gay issues - harp on amputee issues!

[Zorro]

Good point. But he WOULD.

He's just get the cup and fill it with PBR

[CountryBob]

howdy cowboys and cowgirls :bye:

I am sitting here dipping onions in guacamole for lunch. I think I might be pregnant or sumphin.,..

[sailor]

He's just get the cup and fill it with PBR

He is NOT a hipster!

[realmenhatelife]

howdy cowboys and cowgirls :bye:

I am sitting here dipping onions in guacamole for lunch. I think I might be pregnant or sumphin.,..

That's a hell of a lunch. I like onion in my guac, maybe I should just cut out the middle man.

[jennysmurf]

she definitely uses too much of the vocal fry

There is a word for how she talks. I think it is called a vocal fry. Her voice drops into an annoying throaty growl.

Misti wins!!:tongue:

[Misteriosa]

Misti wins!!:tongue:

ty lady. im used to getting ignored around here

[CountryBob]

i think that Dullahan gets Ill have another by a nose

[CountryBob]

ty lady. im used to getting ignored around here

not on my watch - :bye:

[sailor]

Misti wins!!:tongue:

And retains her modship for another day.

[CountryBob]

Cape Cod - Sweet and Spicy Jalapeno chips fucking rule!

[sailor]

Cape Cod - Sweet and Spicy Jalapeno chips fucking rule!

There's a potato chips thread somewhere around here if it's something you're interested in.

[CountryBob]

OK - I guess I am thread cancer today.

I will log off so this thread shall live again - I am a hero!

:bye:

[LeedsJr]

ty lady. im used to getting ignored around here

What was that? :tongue:

[sailor]

What was that? :tongue:

Don't tease lady underdog.

[Warren Peace]

Maybe Fez is looking to get rid of some of his "unappealing to the gay" tattoos by having his appendages fall off.

[LeedsJr]

This kid reminds me, did we ever hear the explanation of what happened with UCB Fred?

[Misteriosa]

i think once a person is diagnosed as diabetic, they are told to find a podiatrist..

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's missing the point that Kokomo and Pepper are white, which makes them something like 80% less likely ot get busted for displaying weed in public.

[jennysmurf]

Don't tease lady underdog.

How dare you!

[Melk]

Dead cat copter makes me sad and I don't know why.

Though, I was watching some Animal Planet site this weekend about taxidermists add they were trying to figure out what pose this person's dead cart should be poised in and it just bummed me out...

[jennysmurf]

OK - I guess I am thread cancer today.

I will log off so this thread shall live again - I am a hero!

:bye:

Don't go, Uncle CBob! We need you!:glurps:

[deliciousV]

don't ya pretty much have to go with Aqualung?

[Misteriosa]

trollolololol

that?

[realmenhatelife]

I never heard of this guy until he died.

[Misteriosa]

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[LeedsJr]

I never heard of this guy until he died.

And I don't feel like I was missing anything. :thumbdown:

[A.J.]

The Chinese do the best American impressions. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUqDHW0jmkw&feature=related)

[LeedsJr]

The Chinese do the best American impressions. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUqDHW0jmkw&feature=related)

Doesn't fit with the show. This is funny.

[realmenhatelife]

The Melvins are doing a tour of all 50 states + DC in 51 straight days.

[realmenhatelife]

As I'm walking to my car I overhear "He said thats just the kind of music they like in clearwater..." The conversation had something to do with a girl's boyfriend making fun of her music for not sounding like George Thoroughgood.

[jennysmurf]

I'd go see this stand-up routine.:clap:

[Crispy123]

I'd go see this stand-up routine.:clap:

good night everybody, fuck you new york

Im using that.

[jennysmurf]

Im using that.

Don't forget to throw a chair.

[Crispy123]

Don't forget to throw a chair.

awwww nuts :tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

Reggie Watts doing Van Halen on AV Club is eh. On the whole the AV Club covered program kindof blows this season, really shitty song choices and most of the bands stink.


I love how Ron just went "This is on the AV club I guess..." When they're the ones that produced it. Oh internet, you dont have to give credit to shit.

[deliciousV]

awwww nuts :tongue:

I was working on a bit for you to use at your Gay bar gig, something like "Good evening ladies, I'm here as the official rep for the GLAAD against MADD movement, I mean C'mon, you bitches need to tone it down, 2 spritsers and an Appleteenie and I gotta sleep in a drunk tank!"

it was funnier when I was drunk and trying to go to sleep, maybe you should be drunk when you do it, or maybe they should be?

[Misteriosa]

lindsay lohan is always nipple slipping and crotch flashing :rolleyes:

[deliciousV]

lindsay lohan is always nipple slipping and crotch flashing :rolleyes:

bless her heart

[realmenhatelife]

lindsay lohan is always nipple slipping and crotch flashing :rolleyes:

Sounds like the best comedy team ever.

[Crispy123]

I was working on a bit for you to use at your Gay bar gig, something like "Good evening ladies, I'm here as the official rep for the GLAAD against MADD movement, I mean C'mon, you bitches need to tone it down, 2 spritsers and an Appleteenie and I gotta sleep in a drunk tank!"

it was funnier when I was drunk and trying to go to sleep, maybe you should be drunk when you do it, or maybe they should be?

I like it but the show I do at the gay bar is improv. I probly could work that premise into a character or game ...but i am doing stand-up tonight and Im working on a new bit about this really gay friendly restaurant near me called Moe's. whenever people walk in they yell out, welcome hoMoe's.

[deliciousV]

I like it but the show I do at the gay bar is improv. I probly could work that premise into a character or game ...but i am doing stand-up tonight and Im working on a new bit about this really gay friendly restaurant near me called Moe's. whenever people walk in they yell out, welcome hoMoe's.

I don't know, let me read it later when I'm drunk and get back with you.

[deliciousV]

as slow as it seems here today, we've already killed yesterdays pitiful effort.

[sailor]

Get on with it...

[realmenhatelife]

Get on with it...

Thaaankyou. Thought he would never shut up over that elevator music.

[Crispy123]

has to be dl hughley

[Crispy123]

has to be dl hughley

ok so cedric the entertainer it is...

[Misteriosa]

has to be dl hughley

ohh sorrey sorrey...

[deliciousV]

ok so cedric the entertainer it is...

missed it by this --- much

[LeedsJr]

Whoaa!!!

[Misteriosa]

holy shit :blink:

[LeedsJr]

This is Fezzie's definition of a date? :huh:

[Crispy123]

Ive said it before and I'll say it again, Fez is comedy GOLD.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe it's for the best that Fez doesn't date, he's kindof a creep.

[sailor]

ok so cedric the entertainer it is...

Racist.

[LeedsJr]

Ive said it before and I'll say it again, Fez is comedy GOLD.

This is hysterically funny in an awful, tragic way. :lol:

[deliciousV]

Racist.

he knew it was a black guy, give him credit for that.

[Misteriosa]

Ive said it before and I'll say it again, Fez is comedy GOLD.

This is hysterically funny in an awful, tragic way. :lol:
my sister is listening in to the show with me. she's embarrassed for him
Maybe it's for the best that Fez doesn't date, he's kindof a creep.

yeah poor guy. he's so awkward and desperate

[realmenhatelife]

Oh man, 24? Fez tried to chickenhawk it.

[Misteriosa]

fezzie the cradle snatcher. does that kid even fall into the 1/2 + 7 rule?

[realmenhatelife]

my sister is listening in to the show with me. she's embarrassed for him

Everyone say hi to Misti's sister. Hiiiiiiiiiii, sisti.

[jennysmurf]

Everyone say hi to Misti's sister. Hiiiiiiiiiii, sisti.

I'm sure Misti's warned her about all of you, so relax.

Oh, and hi Misti's sister!!:bye:

[A.J.]

Fez ran a batch to the guy! :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm sure Misti's warned her about all of you, so relax.

Oh, and hi Misti's sister!!:bye:

Sisteriosa

[Misteriosa]

I'm sure Misti's warned her about all of you, so relax.

Oh, and hi Misti's sister!!:bye:

she's knows full well about these creeps. she's even accompanied me to a bar night or two.

[Crispy123]

Racist.

and? :bye:

[deliciousV]

she's knows full well about these creeps. she's even accompanied me to a bar night or two.

Jeez, words hurt you know.

[A.J.]

These scenarios Fez acts out are always cringe-worthy.

[Warren Peace]

Been on the phone with Listener Care. What was Fez talking about?

[realmenhatelife]

Been on the phone with Listener Care. What was Fez talking about?

Fez bought a young homeless man lunch, ate it with him silently, then went home and jacked thinking about it.

[jennysmurf]

she's knows full well about these creeps. she's even accompanied me to a bar night or two.

You are both brave girls, and deserve a medal.

[deliciousV]

Been on the phone with Listener Care. What was Fez talking about?

he bought a teenage drifter lunch then jacked about it later, he considers it a successful date.

[jennysmurf]

Those are pretty nice sideburns...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4137/4743286727_4b3717c740.jpg

[Warren Peace]

Fez bought a young homeless man lunch, ate it with him silently, then went home and jacked thinking about it.

Just reading this had me howling..

[deliciousV]

Those are pretty nice sideburns...

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4137/4743286727_4b3717c740.jpg

it looks like a plane is about to crash into his chin

[Recyclerz]

he bought a teenage drifter lunch then jacked about it later, he considers it a successful date.

Since he didn't wind up chained to the bed & beaten to death I'd have to say Fez is right. :innocent:


I gotta make sure the replay records tonight. Work sucks.

[jennysmurf]

it looks like a plane is about to crash into his chin

Ha! Now that you've pointed it out, I'll never be able to take him seriously.:tongue:

[deliciousV]

Ha! Now that you've pointed it out, I'll never be able to take him seriously.:tongue:

or maybe a frolicking dolphin

[jennysmurf]

or maybe a frolicking dolphin

You're a frolicking dolphin.

[deliciousV]

You're a frolicking dolphin.

yep

[jennysmurf]

yep

Braggart.

[jennysmurf]

:bye:

[Crispy123]

theres the donk. see yuse later buddys :bye:

[deliciousV]

time to start prepping for the Drunk thread, bye Y'all :bye:

[Misteriosa]

later buddays from sisti and myself :bye: :bye:

[sailor]

later buddays from sisti and myself :bye: :bye:

Later, kids.

[Freitag]

Fez bought a young homeless man lunch, ate it with him silently, then went home and jacked thinking about it.

Bobo?

[deliciousV]

Bobo?

you may be on to something, Bobo'd let Fez fuck him for air time, or if Fez promised to get O&A to let him back on.

[realmenhatelife]

you may be on to something, Bobo'd let Fez fuck him for air time, or if Fez promised to get O&A to let him back on.

Bobo'd let Fez fuck him if he told him it would make the Mets win the world series, or that there would be a unicorn waiting for him at home afterwards.

Bobo would let Fez fuck him if Fez told Bobo that, even though bobo doesn't remember, he agreed to let Fez fuck him 5 minutes ago.

[deliciousV]

Bobo'd let Fez fuck him if he told him it would make the Mets win the world series, or that there would be a unicorn waiting for him at home afterwards.

Bobo would let Fez fuck him if Fez told Bobo that, even though bobo doesn't remember, he agreed to let Fez fuck him 5 minutes ago.

:lol::lol::lol:

maybe it's best that Fez not abuse the retard, back to the man cherry drawing board

[sailor]

He'd do it fa da sho.

[Furtherman]

:flush:

I'm listening to Fez's buying the stranger lunch story.



I feel very uncomfortable.

[CountryBob]

lindsay lohan is always nipple slipping and crotch flashing :rolleyes:

God bless her sweet heart!

[CountryBob]

she's knows full well about these creeps. she's even accompanied me to a bar night or two.

How you doin? :smoke: