Ron and Fez Listening Thread 06.11.2012...gathering all lost sheep

[Dell]

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Just don't put me on the opening page...Patrice O'Neal (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
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[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

i really need some laughs today.. please make it happen.

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[A.J.]

"Shepherd to Lost Sheep..."

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[realmenhatelife]

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Was there ever a 90s dust up about how similar these songs are? Maybe not because they're both so good.

[disneyspy]

mornin baaaaaaa days

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[LeedsJr]

hey buddays :o

i really need some laughs today.. please make it happen.



Okay, here goes...

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!".

The piece of string goes outside, ties a knot in one end of himself, and combs out the end past the knot. He goes back into the bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says, "Aren't you the piece of string that was just in here?"

The piece of string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"

:lol:

[disneyspy]

song is MOMMAS GOT A SQUEEZE BOX by THE WHO


SPY WINS AGAIN!!

[CountryBob]

Howdee y'all - keep gathering up the lost sheep - I need some new girlfriends!

[Misteriosa]

Okay, here goes...

A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here!".

The piece of string goes outside, ties a knot in one end of himself, and combs out the end past the knot. He goes back into the bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says, "Aren't you the piece of string that was just in here?"

The piece of string replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"

:lol:

thank you :o

[Furtherman]

mornin baaaaaaa days

http://www.angelbodywear.com/Images/Products/Multi-Layer-Little-Bo-Peep-Costume-3.jpg

Did someone hit that sheep on the head with a hammer?

[disneyspy]

i know chick's gimmick is he stinks at picking horses but i just dont think its entertaining

its like if some dweeb would call the show and predict mega million numbers and is wrong all the time,so what? anyone could that

[Dell]

didn't eat this morning to have lab work at hospital...gotta go get an EARLY lunch and bring it back to my desk (don't want anyone seeing me at the cafeteria this early)

post with you in a few...I sure hope Fez isn't on vacation

[LeedsJr]

i know chick's gimmick is he stinks at picking horses but i just dont think its entertaining

its like if some dweeb would call the show and predict mega million numbers and is wrong all the time,so what? anyone could that

Chick doesn't just pick, he gives detailed reasoning behind his picks, and he's never right.

Cracks me up. :tongue:

[disneyspy]

Chick doesn't just pick, he gives detailed reasoning behind his picks, and he's never right.

Cracks me up. :tongue:

he reads the sports handicapper and has an annoying voice,he stinks!

[Misteriosa]

ok... its tough enough to swallow a load. i cant imagine drinking horse cum. im actually suppressing my vomit thinking about this.

[A.J.]

ok... its tough enough to swallow a load. i cant imagine drinking horse cum. im actually suppressing my vomit thinking about this.

:ohmy:

[sailor]

How does that fear factor stuff get past censors?

[Misteriosa]

:ohmy:

well other than spy, who shot some into his mouth, i think im the only one around here that can say that with any authority :o unless, someone has something they want to share...

[disneyspy]

ok... its tough enough to swallow a load. i cant imagine drinking horse cum. im actually suppressing my vomit thinking about this.

maybe it's your technique,tell us about it

[Misteriosa]

maybe it's your technique,tell us about it

it sometimes has a chalky consistency, and it has a bitter taste. maybe im just with bitter tasting guys :o

[Misteriosa]

sorry for killing the thread. :down:

[disneyspy]

sorry for killing the thread. :down:

we're all busy at the moment,just a few more minutes...

[Misteriosa]

How does that fear factor stuff get past censors?

dont know. i think it happened on another country.

[disneyspy]

How does that fear factor stuff get past censors?

boy you can ask that again!

[sailor]

dont know. i think it happened on another country.

Ah, just caught the end of the discussion; didn't realize it was foreign.

[realmenhatelife]

well other than spy, who shot some into his mouth, i think im the only one around here that can say that with any authority :o unless, someone has something they want to share...

This is not a safe place for sharing.

[Misteriosa]

This week 60 Minutes ran a story on certain ranches in Texas that are taking in exotic animals– some of which are on the brink of extinction — and letting them be hunted occasionally. The hunting is permitted as a method of raising money that goes to the preservation of the animals, and it has been working. There are, in fact, more total animals as a result of the practice. But some animal lovers are appalled by the perverse obnoxious nature of a system that kills members of an endangered species in the name of it’s protection. Now we want to know what you think? Appalling? or Appealing?

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[disneyspy]

there's a buffalo ranch near town where you can shoot one and keep the head,only 2,500 bucks the rest of it goes to the butcher

[Misteriosa]

are they preserving the dna of these hunted animals for later use? i know cheetahs are severely inbred because of the lack of genetic diversity among the surviving animals. i wouldnt want that happening to other endangered species.

[disneyspy]

the texotics have been around since i was a kid and its mostly african wildlife that are extinct in africa

[Dell]

are they preserving the dna of these hunted animals for later use? i know cheetahs are severely inbred because of the lack of genetic diversity among the surviving animals. i wouldnt want that happening to other endangered species.

I thought hyenas came from cheetah inbreeding...:rim shot:

[realmenhatelife]

The lady in that 60 minutes story reminded me of Fez and the deer. She just would not listen to the idea that hunting the animals helps them in any way. The one rancher was talking about how they'll probably be extinct in America in the next 10 years by removing the hunting incentive.

[LeedsJr]

Fuckin' starvin' now. Hey Earl, we got any buffalo meat back there?

[Misteriosa]

Fuckin' starvin' now. Hey Earl, we got any buffalo meat back there?

http://www.sunrisefoods.com/store/media/beef/Bison-burger

[disneyspy]

Fuckin' starvin' now. Hey Earl, we got any buffalo meat back there?

had a buffalo burger last week,the whole pink slime thing has completely turned me off of hamburger

[disneyspy]

boy i hope fez doesnt find out that buffalo are hunted too

[CountryBob]

Now I'm starvin

[realmenhatelife]

The guy who was the big time conservation expert in the piece talked about how altruism rarely works solely for altruism sake. You have to make that money somewhere, and noone is going to bankrupt themselves to keep these animals going.

[CountryBob]

There was a big group of rabbits playing in the back yard of this chicks house last night and even though i am a hunter, they were so cute. We had a few glasses of wine and watched them chase and race each other for a few hours.

[LeedsJr]

It may make me a bad person, but I really don't care about this story.

I think I'll mosey on over to the pub in a few minutes for England v France...

And lunch...

And a beer... :drunk:

[Misteriosa]

There was a big group of rabbits playing in the back yard of this chicks house last night and even though i am a hunter, they were so cute. We had a few glasses of wine and watched them chase and race each other for a few hours.

shoulda has a stew with that wine :wink:

[Misteriosa]

It may make me a bad person, but I really don't care about this story.

I think I'll mosey on over to the pub in a few minutes for England v France...

And lunch...

And a beer... :drunk:

lucky bastard...

[realmenhatelife]

There was a big group of rabbits playing in the back yard of this chicks house last night and even though i am a hunter, they were so cute. We had a few glasses of wine and watched them chase and race each other for a few hours.

Wine, rabbits, someone got lucky.

[Dell]

wouldn't cattle go extinct if there wasn't a financial reason to keep them alive...I have absolutely no problem eating a big juicy steak (I'd wash it down with milk were that not a gross combination)

[disneyspy]

theres a gorgeous bartender at work that i wouldnt mind nailing on a wall

[realmenhatelife]

Speaking of wine. There's a shitty casino on my way to work now, and it's getting kindof sad to see the events that get promoted at a suburban casino. The big grand opening event was Sinbad, live in concert.

Today they're pushing a 'wine dinner' with Dick Vermeil.

[Misteriosa]

theres a gorgeous bartender at work that i wouldnt mind nailing on a wall

:tongue: getting nailed on a wall is fun...

[Dell]

theres a gorgeous bartender at work that i wouldnt mind nailing on a wall

you should have said "mounting"...nailing on a wall sound sadistic, not that there's anything wrong with that

[realmenhatelife]

Does Fez get that the way these animals were hunted in Africa is why they're on game preserves in Texas now?

[realmenhatelife]

:tongue: getting nailed on a wall is fun...

Someones got an awful lot of hormones today...

[Recyclerz]

Does Fez get that the way these animals were hunted in Africa is why they're on game preserves in Texas now?

Fez has a Disney-fied view of nature.

[Misteriosa]

Someones got an awful lot of hormones today...

sorry :flush:

[Dell]

Speaking of wine. There's a shitty casino on my way to work now, and it's getting kindof sad to see the events that get promoted at a suburban casino. The big grand opening event was Sinbad, live in concert.

Today they're pushing a 'wine dinner' with Dick Vermeil.

OMG, that has to have them storming the place...although, their zinfandel did get a good rating

[jimmyolsenblues]

I am missing the show today. This sucks. Hope u enjoy it.

[Misteriosa]

Fez has a Disney-fied view of nature.

http://cdn.retrojunk.com/media/image/images/069_44fd3d5436.jpg

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[Misteriosa]

I am missing the show today. This sucks. Hope u enjoy it.

that stinks. im sorry :down: hopefully you can join us tomorrow

[disneyspy]

you should have said "mounting"...nailing on a wall sound sadistic, not that there's anything wrong with that

maybe i'll go in and ask her for a mountain dew cuz i i want to mount an do her

[Recyclerz]

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He closes his eyes for those parts.

[disneyspy]

I am missing the show today. This sucks. Hope u enjoy it.

its the best show ever!

[jennysmurf]

maybe i'll go in and ask her for a mountain dew cuz i i want to mount an do her

That was a terrible joke. Go to time out and think about what you've done.

[Misteriosa]

That was a terrible joke. Go to time out and think about what you've done.

it made me smirk :o

[realmenhatelife]

sorry :flush:

It's ok, let your freak flag fly.

[IamFogHat]

Hi silly billies. How's it goin today?

[Misteriosa]

It's ok, let your freak flag fly.

not possible. they cant handle my freak flag... :o

[Misteriosa]

Hi silly billies. How's it goin today?

i need laffs. provide them.

[disneyspy]

it made me smirk :o

and thats why you're my favorite mod,ol goofus just dont get me

[Warren Peace]

Speaking of wine. There's a shitty casino on my way to work now, and it's getting kindof sad to see the events that get promoted at a suburban casino. The big grand opening event was Sinbad, live in concert.

Today they're pushing a 'wine dinner' with Dick Vermeil.

I saw an airplane banner yesterday advertising KC & the Sunshine Band at Mt. Airy Casino.

[jennysmurf]

and thats why you're my favorite mod,ol goofus just dont get me

I don't wanna get you.

[disneyspy]

I don't wanna get you.

we know,you want to have me,right?


and how did you know i was talking about you when i said goofus?

[realmenhatelife]

not possible. they cant handle my freak flag... :o

Our poles aren't big enough for the freakiness of your flag.

[IamFogHat]

i need laffs. provide them.

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[jennysmurf]

we know,you want to have me,right?


and how did you know i was talking about you when i said goofus?

No, but I've seen PaulO giving you the big eye.

[Misteriosa]

Our poles aren't big enough for the freakiness of your flag.

well now, i wouldnt say that...

[disneyspy]

No, but I've seen PaulO giving you the big eye.

that guy hasnt stalked me since the 90s,shhhhhh

[jennysmurf]

well now, i wouldnt say that...

Tee hee...that's naughty.:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

i need laffs. provide them.

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[IamFogHat]

Did Fez go to school at the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too?

[disneyspy]

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[Misteriosa]

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Drag U should be airing sometime soon. :happy:

[IamFogHat]

i need laffs. provide them.

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-awesome-photos-24.jpg?w=499&h=471

[realmenhatelife]

It's ironic they're giving out Father's Day gifts, lately Ron has been yelling at Fez like my dad yells at his wife. No. No. Not that- stop- put the- No. No. No.

[CountryBob]

not possible. they cant handle my freak flag... :o

From one freak to another - bring it on... :smile:

[disneyspy]

misti,did i ever tell you about this midget chick i used to date at disney?

i was nuts over her

[jennysmurf]

From one freak to another - bring it on... :smile:

Ronfez.net--where all the freaks come to fly their flags.:surrender:

[CountryBob]

misti,did i ever tell you about this midget chick i used to date at disney?

i was nuts over her

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

i was hiding out all day yesterday. im pr paraded out. :o

[Misteriosa]

misti,did i ever tell you about this midget chick i used to date at disney?

i was nuts over her

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

I would never go to the St Patties day parade, but I'd love to check out the PR parade some day.

[CountryBob]

Ronfez.net--where all the freaks come to fly their flags.:surrender:

I hate holding back and love when I date a chick that is open to my freakness. Sad when I hook up with a non freak.

[disneyspy]

Ronfez.net--where all the freaks come to fly their flags.:surrender:
oh c'mere an give me a big hug
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[realmenhatelife]

i was hiding out all day yesterday. im pr paraded out. :o

So now we know why there were so many less stabbings.

[Misteriosa]

I hate holding back and love when I date a chick that is open to my freakness. Sad when I hook up with a non freak.

it really is disappointing... :down:

[Misteriosa]

So now we know why there were so many less stabbings.

why you...


see if i escort you at the next pr parade...

[jennysmurf]

I would never go to the St Patties day parade, but I'd love to check out the PR parade some day.

You'd love it there!

http://www.latina.com/files/ricky-martin-puerto-rican-parade-0607-400_0.jpg

[CountryBob]

I've been trying to get this goddamned sailfish up on my wall for 3 weeks - but the weekend fun takes me away.

[IamFogHat]

Why is my computer so fucking slow today?

[Dell]

misti,did i ever tell you about this midget chick i used to date at disney?

i was nuts over her

HAHA...cannot believe that antique joke made me laugh, but it did

[A.J.]

:tongue: getting nailed on a wall is fun...

All this talk from you today is racking up the Hail Marys and Our Fathers!

[jennysmurf]

I hate holding back and love when I date a chick that is open to my freakness. Sad when I hook up with a non freak.

I can't imagine you holding back. Maybe that's because we're all freaks here, so you don't have to when you're with us.:happy:

[jennysmurf]

Why is my computer so fucking slow today?

I think you caught an STD from the drunk thread last night.

[Misteriosa]

All this talk from you today is racking up the Hail Marys and Our Fathers!

pfft.. i never say them anyway. whats a few more :wink: im fully prepared to burst into flames the next time i walk into a church..

[realmenhatelife]

why you...


see if i escort you at the next pr parade...

Wont they go harder on me if it looks like I'm stealing their women?

You'd love it there!

http://www.latina.com/files/ricky-martin-puerto-rican-parade-0607-400_0.jpg

Smurf, I'm so flattered you think I'm good looking and in shape enough to get a gay guy.

[Dell]

I love hearing Hicks and Ron doing the tongue-in-cheek trashing of the scientist caller...makes me all nostalgic for the times Ron and Fez put the spurs to callers

[IamFogHat]

I think you caught an STD from the drunk thread last night.

Oh that's a relief. I thought it might be from the hours of tranny porn I 'accidentally' watched.

[jennysmurf]

Wont they go harder on me if it looks like I'm stealing their women?



Smurf, I'm so flattered you think I'm good looking and in shape enough to get a gay guy.

You are the man of my dreams. (But just my dreams, because Misti's got dibs.)

[Misteriosa]

You are the man of my dreams. (But just my dreams, because Misti's got dibs.)

im not above sharing with you :wub:

[jennysmurf]

im not above sharing with you :wub:

Now I know what I'm doing next year for the PR parade!:clap:

[realmenhatelife]

You are the man of my dreams. (But just my dreams, because Misti's got dibs.)

im not above sharing with you :wub:

We could have a show on TLC, Coast Wives. I need to get a job as a traveling salesman.

[deliciousV]

Hi silly billies. How's it goin today?

Misti is this close -- to changing her name to Misteriosa the Dirty Girl.

[CountryBob]

pfft.. i never say them anyway. whats a few more :wink: im fully prepared to burst into flames the next time i walk into a church..

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Misti is this close -- to changing her name to Misteriosa the Dirty Girl.

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[CountryBob]

Headed back to the Rock.

Hope to post with ya more today if possible.

[Misteriosa]

Headed back to the Rock.

Hope to post with ya more today if possible.

laters :bye:

[Misteriosa]

i was gonna say the jaws poster..

damn you ron for taking my answer.

[Dell]

Showgirls is the worse movie I own...if I lost it, I'd buy another copy

[disneyspy]

they have some of my movie posters that i have on my walls up at the ibang

i of course have the scarface cuz i'm a gangster

and resevoir dogs and pulp fiction

they dont have FIGHT CLUB or SPIDERMAN so they suck

[Misteriosa]

Showgirls is the worse movie I own...if I lost it, I'd buy another copy

im sure you watch it for cinematic merits... :o

[Dell]

they have some of my movie posters that i have on my walls up at the ibang

i of course have the scarface cuz i'm a gangster

and resevoir dogs and pulp fiction

they dont have FIGHT CLUB or SPIDERMAN so they suck

with the exception of SIDERMAN, I would agree that those would look great on a wall in a dorm room...

[Dell]

im sure you watch it for cinematic merits... :o

yep, full of subtleties and how 'bout that lighting...

[disneyspy]

of all the posters they have at the ibang i think the only one i'm going to look for is the ALIEN one

[sailor]

i was gonna say the jaws poster..

damn you ron for taking my answer.

That's gotta be about the first one to come to mind.

[Misteriosa]

with the exception of SIDERMAN, I would agree that those would look great on a wall in a dorm room...

never saw that one. is it about home improvement?

[Dell]

of all the posters they have at the ibang i think the only one i'm going to look for is the ALIEN one

try Spencer Gifts in the mall...

[IamFogHat]

never saw that one. is it about home improvement?

aghr aghr aghr.

[disneyspy]

never saw that one. is it about home improvement?

once you're in siderman,stay inside er,man

[sailor]

aghr aghr aghr.

Sriderman?!

[Misteriosa]

aghr aghr aghr.
i gave him plenty of time to fix it too...
once you're in siderman,stay inside er,man

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

try Spencer Gifts in the mall...

but my name isn't spencer

[Dell]

I loved the original poster for Sharky's Machine...and, I didn't think the movie was that good

[IamFogHat]

i gave him plenty of time to fix it too...


:laugh:

I was making a Tim Allen joke.

[deliciousV]

aghr aghr aghr.

:lol:

[IamFogHat]

:lol:

Thaaaank you. I can always count on my buddy V.

[Misteriosa]

I was making a Tim Allen joke.

i know :)

[deliciousV]

I was making a Tim Allen joke.

I got it :thumbup: maybe next time you could mix in a vowel.

[IamFogHat]

Oh Misti, I think I found something that'll give you a larf. I'm scrounging the internets for stuff.
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Laughing-reaction-knee-slapper.gif

[Misteriosa]

Oh Misti, I think I found something that'll give you a larf. I'm scrounging the internets for stuff.
http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Laughing-reaction-knee-slapper.gif

jon's reaction is GOLD :laugh:

[IamFogHat]

jon's reaction is GOLD :laugh:

I know, I can't believe how funny it is cause I hate him so much.

[Misteriosa]

so if a girl going black is called going mandingo, what do you call it when a girl goes white? :unsure:

[IamFogHat]

so if a girl going black is called mandingo, what do you call it when a girl goes white? :unsure:

My dreams come true.

[disneyspy]

so if a girl going black is called going mandingo, what do you call it when a girl goes white? :unsure:

once you go white,you'll never go tight

[Dell]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b0yIEdL62-I/TSPeej43IMI/AAAAAAAACCk/DIT52uL5My8/s1600/sharkysmachine.jpg

was changed to...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-E86wLw-0DT4/Tm-SRLaSGcI/AAAAAAAAAdU/lYHfYIjHhQg/s1600/sharky%2527s+machine+movie+poster.jpg

hard to believe people were that uptight in 1981...

[IamFogHat]

once you go white,you'll never go tight

Doesn't even make sense...:laugh:

[IamFogHat]

Vonnegut, Sendick, Bradbury, we're having a terrible couple years here.:down:

[Dell]

Doesn't even make sense...:laugh:

:laugh:...I'm happy to not understand it

[IamFogHat]

I forgot all about Glenn Beck.

[IamFogHat]

:laugh:...I'm happy to not understand it

Ole' Peepaw Spy and his nutty ravings.

[deliciousV]

so if a girl going black is called going mandingo, what do you call it when a girl goes white? :unsure:

Manditso

[IamFogHat]

Manditso

See I think mine's the only funny one so far cause I kept it classy.

[disneyspy]

Ole' Peepaw Spy and his nutty ravings.

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[IamFogHat]

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:lol:

[Misteriosa]

My dreams come true.

:bye:

[deliciousV]

My wet dreams come true.

Yeah, classy

[IamFogHat]

:bye:

:wub:

[Dell]

Ole' Peepaw Spy and his nutty ravings.

did you see his earlier post where he implied a midget was no taller than his ankles?

[Misteriosa]

i have to post this here because it is pure unadulterated awesome:

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[disneyspy]

did you see his earlier post where he implied a midget was no taller than his ankles?

i was talking about 2 decades ago,not now

[IamFogHat]

did you see his earlier post where he implied a midget was no taller than his ankles?

Well to be fair he was wearing platforms to the disco at the time.

[IamFogHat]

i have to post this here because it is pure unadulterated awesome:

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That rocks!:thumbup: I think I'm gonna rewatch Avatar then download this new show.

[disneyspy]

watched MONEYBALL yesterday,phillip seymore hoffman was great as art howe in that movie

[Misteriosa]

That rocks!:thumbup: I think I'm gonna rewatch Avatar then download this new show.

the 1 hr season finale is the 23rd. im sure they will have a Korra marathon on nick before then

[IamFogHat]

Well to be fair he was wearing platforms to the disco at the time.

BTW if you guys want an insight into what an odd person I am, in gradeschool we had an art project where we were drawing Christmas themed posters. I chose to paint Santa Clause wearing platform shoes with fish swimming around inside them.

[Dell]

watched MONEYBALL yesterday,phillip seymore hoffman was great as art howe in that movie

DAMN YOU SPY...use the spoiler alert next time

I was going to watch that tonight

[IamFogHat]

the 1 hr season finale is the 23rd. im sure they will have a Korra marathon on nick before then

Sweet. DVR to the rescue!

[disneyspy]

his name was todd the asexual

http://bluraymedia.ign.com/bluray/image/article/104/1046753/fight-club-10th-anniversary-edition-20091119044144439-000.jpg

[IamFogHat]

his name was todd the asexual

http://bluraymedia.ign.com/bluray/image/article/104/1046753/fight-club-10th-anniversary-edition-20091119044144439-000.jpg

his name was todd the asexual

[disneyspy]

his name was todd the asexual

i am todd's raging hormones

[Misteriosa]

his name was todd the asexual

http://bluraymedia.ign.com/bluray/image/article/104/1046753/fight-club-10th-anniversary-edition-20091119044144439-000.jpg

yum :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

so if a girl going black is called going mandingo, what do you call it when a girl goes white? :unsure:

A Devil Dog? Or a yodel/ring ding.








I'm so annoyed when a place is only opened breakfast and lunch.

[IamFogHat]

yum :wub:

Yeah that even makes me kind of horny.

[IamFogHat]

i am todd's raging hormones

i am todd's clenching rectum

[disneyspy]

i am todd's locking up brain

[Misteriosa]

i am todd's locking up brain

:tongue:

[IamFogHat]

Dave:glurps:

[jennysmurf]

I was gonna say that I'm back from dropping the girls off at the pool, then I realized it sounded like a poop joke. So, I'll just say I'm back from dropping off my charges at camp.....hmmm....could still be a poop joke....:unsure:

[disneyspy]

jellybean,golden state warriors

[realmenhatelife]

I was gonna say that I'm back from dropping the girls off at the pool, then I realized it sounded like a poop joke. So, I'll just say I'm back from dropping off my charges at camp.....hmmm....could still be a poop joke....:unsure:

But which highway did you drive on? Did they do anything with a water pistol? Are you baking any treats for their return?

[IamFogHat]

I was gonna say that I'm back from dropping the girls off at the pool, then I realized it sounded like a poop joke. So, I'll just say I'm back from dropping off my charges at camp.....hmmm....could still be a poop joke....:unsure:

One time my friend's mom asked his sister where he was and she said 'he's dropping the kids off at the pool.' And the mom didn't know that saying, and asked in confusion, 'he's putting his testicles in the water??'

[deliciousV]

One time my friend's mom asked his sister where he was and she said 'he's dropping the kids off at the pool.' And the mom didn't know that saying, and asked in confusion, 'he's putting his testicles in the water??'

if you add the word "Cosby" it helps avoid confusion.

[IamFogHat]

Wow, Russia's bananas.

[Misteriosa]

if you add the word "Cosby" it helps avoid confusion.

just terrible...

[IamFogHat]

if you add the word "Cosby" it helps avoid confusion.

http://greenobles.com/data_images/ani-difranco/ani-difranco-05.jpg

[Dell]

One time my friend's mom asked his sister where he was and she said 'he's dropping the kids off at the pool.' And the mom didn't know that saying, and asked in confusion, 'he's putting his testicles in the water??'

that could happen at the same time for some people...not saying any names, but think "his knee shy"

[Misteriosa]

that could happen at the same time for some people...not saying any names, but think "his knee shy"

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

that could happen at the same time for some people...not saying any names, but think "his knee shy"

crispy123?

[IamFogHat]

that could happen at the same time for some people...not saying any names, but think "his knee shy"

I wanna make a joke involving the words gray and crusty but I think I've hit my quota for making fun of him for the day.

[IamFogHat]

crispy123?

Crispy's balls could be used as The Batsignal.

[IamFogHat]

Those Al Qaeda guys should start a Vaudeville act.

[disneyspy]

didnt titanic have an intermission?

[jennysmurf]

But which highway did you drive on? Did they do anything with a water pistol? Are you baking any treats for their return?

You're not helping!

[LeedsJr]

didnt titanic have an intermission?

You mean the actual boat?

You're the only one old enough to know.

Hey-yo!

Where we goin'?

:lol:

[IamFogHat]

But which highway did you drive on? Did they do anything with a water pistol? Are you baking any treats for their return?

Good thing you live in PA, creepo.
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[IamFogHat]

didnt titanic have an intermission?

I'm pretty sure no, I saw it in the theater.

[disneyspy]

You mean the actual boat?

You're the only one old enough to know.

Hey-yo!

Where we goin'?

:lol:

hey!

the only time i take an intermission from the show is when hard rock jonny calls

[IamFogHat]

Crazed:thumbup:

[disneyspy]

I'm pretty sure no, I saw it in the theater.

so did i,i think i just went out for a smoke an hour into it

[deliciousV]

You mean the actual boat?

You're the only one old enough to know.

Hey-yo!

Where we goin'?

:lol:

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[Misteriosa]

didnt titanic have an intermission?

i wouldnt know. that is one of the movies i am proud to say ive never seen, like grease.

[LeedsJr]

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Good one. :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Good thing you live in PA, creepo.
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Thaaaaaank you!

[disneyspy]

i wouldnt know. that is one of the movies i am proud to say ive never seen, like grease.

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i'll just wait for smurf to come back and tell us about this one time,when she dropped the girls off at band camp

[IamFogHat]

i wouldnt know. that is one of the movies i am proud to say ive never seen, like grease.

I've seen Grease probably a hundred times

Nobody modquote this.

[LeedsJr]

i wouldnt know. that is one of the movies i am proud to say ive never seen, like grease.

WHAAT?!?!?

[jennysmurf]

i wouldnt know. that is one of the movies i am proud to say ive never seen, like grease.

I've seen Grease, but I'm proud to say I've never seen Titanic.

[sailor]

Saying a movie inspired a crazy person is a far cry from blaming the movie for the crime.

And "drown on a drop of soda" was a funny line.

[IamFogHat]

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:lol::lol:

[jennysmurf]

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i'll just wait for smurf to come back and tell us about this one time,when she dropped the girls off at band camp

:laugh::nono:

[Misteriosa]

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thats great. i think you may have given me my biggest laugh of the day. :happy:

[IamFogHat]

thats great. i think you may have given me my biggest laugh of the day. :happy:

Yay! V's the big winner:thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

WHAAT?!?!?

yep. i've avoided that movie so hard. i think if the secret women's club found out, i may have to turn in my vagina.

[disneyspy]

yep. i've avoided that movie so hard. i think if the secret women's club found out, i may have to turn in my vagina.

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[Dell]

WHAAT?!?!?

I know, right...it was like the perfect first date movie, and I liked perfect first dates

[jennysmurf]

yep. i've avoided that movie so hard. i think if the secret women's club found out, i may have to turn in my vagina.

Nah, Grease is kooky and fun.

[disneyspy]

Nah, Grease is kooky and fun.

and the word

[Misteriosa]

Nah, Grease is kooky and fun.

and the word

you can all keep it.

[disneyspy]

this one is safe

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jenn-sterger-150x150.jpg

[deliciousV]

thats great. i think you may have given me my biggest laugh of the day. :happy:

I'm glad I could help on "cheep Misti up" day.

[Misteriosa]

here's a game: ive seen 18 of the 42 movies shown on the posters page.

http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/42-iconic-movie-posters/

which movies are they?

[Dell]

the Bret Favre tapes are sure to make me chuckle everytime...:laugh:

[Warren Peace]

wow...Ron channeling O&A

[IamFogHat]

I've seen Grease probably a hundred times

Nobody modquote this.

I meant to qote that not edit it. I hate using the site on my itouch.:wacko:

[disneyspy]

this one is safe

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/jenn-sterger-150x150.jpg

i jst realized this is the chick that bret farve called and left these messages to

[Misteriosa]

heh "send me a picture a' ya 'gina"

[LeedsJr]

and the word

Well done, sir. Well done.

And on that note, I think I'll stroll on back to the pub for Ukraine v Sweden... :drunk:

[disneyspy]

here's a game: ive seen 18 of the 42 movies shown on the posters page.

http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/42-iconic-movie-posters/

which movies are they?

if you think i'm playing the ban game,YOU ARE CRAZY!

[jennysmurf]

I meant to qote that not edit it. I hate using the site on my itouch.:wacko:

Silly buns.

[Misteriosa]

if you think i'm playing the ban game,YOU ARE CRAZY!

no banning. promise.

[IamFogHat]

Silly buns.

My buns are so silly. Like the world's silliest goose.

[jennysmurf]

no banning. promise.

You forgot to put the "halo smiley" so that he'd know you were innocent. :wink:

Go on Dspy, play the game.:innocent:

[deliciousV]

"like to get some of this cum out" :lol:

[jennysmurf]

My buns are so silly. Like the world's silliest goose.

Now THAT'S silly!

[Misteriosa]

who was that wheezing fellow at brett's house :innocent:

[IamFogHat]

How do they make different flavors of cheese?

[jennysmurf]

who was that wheezing fellow at brett's house :innocent:

I don't know, but I think he needs to see a doctor about that.:happy:

[jennysmurf]

How do they make different flavors of cheese?

Magic.

[IamFogHat]

Magic.

What a time to be alive.

[Dell]

How do they make different flavors of cheese?

from what I've heard, it depends on the bull's diet...c'mon girls (and spy) help us figure this one out

[Misteriosa]

NDG aint afraid to call movies out!

[IamFogHat]

from what I've heard, it depends on the bull's diet...c'mon girls (and spy) help us figure this one out

I've been eating semen all this time??

[sailor]

no banning. promise.

You promise not to ban or you offer no promise that you won't ban?

[disneyspy]

from what I've heard, it depends on the bull's diet...c'mon girls (and spy) help us figure this one out

i say we walk down the hill and fuck em all?

[Misteriosa]

You promise not to ban or you offer no promise that you won't ban?

i promise i wont ban.

[Dell]

i say we walk down the hill and fuck em all?

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donk and later buddays...:bye:

[deliciousV]

How do they make different flavors of cheese?

I'll be the straight man, the type of mold introduced determines the flavor.

[jennysmurf]

i promise i wont ban.

Put three dots, then you can claim that there was more after that. Like, I promise not to ban...everyone but DS.


Bye, sugar maples!:bye:

[disneyspy]

later buddays,enjoy your day

[IamFogHat]

All right my pretty boys and girls, been a blast hanging with ya. See ya laters!

[jennysmurf]

I've been eating semen all this time??

I'll be the straight man, the type of mold introduced determines the flavor.

Yep, moldy semen.

[Misteriosa]

thanks for the great turn out, guys. :o

maybe we can do this again tomorrow :bye:

[deliciousV]

DONK! Talk to Y'all later.

[disneyspy]

I'll be the straight man.

is that the role playing you and your bf play?