Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/12/12 - Held up by a Safety Pin

[realmenhatelife]

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Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Safety pin, oh a safety pin!

[realmenhatelife]

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[IamFogHat]

10:30? Damn I thought I had this one today. Ok then, I'll gladly give it to the dancing gay angel winged man.

[Misteriosa]

+1 internets for today's song :)

hello buddays

[realmenhatelife]

10:30? Damn I thought I had this one today. Ok then, I'll gladly give it to the dancing gay angel winged man.

Usually I dont go so early but I'm just waiting for something to happen and had some time to kill. It wont be a habit.

[IamFogHat]

I might be a little late to the show, I may have accidentally kicked a picture above my bed off the wall and have to re nail it in cause one of the holes got fucked up. Then I have to shower and do that bad thing I do in there. See ya soon:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

+1 internets for today's song :)

hello buddays

Glad you likes, they were a great, short lived band. Jemina Pearl, very my type.

[Misteriosa]

I might be a little late to the show, I may have accidentally kicked a picture above my bed off the wall and have to re nail it in cause one of the holes got fucked up. Then I have to shower and do that bad thing I do in there. See ya soon:bye:

i really wanted to hear that story from last night :o

[IamFogHat]

i really wanted to hear that story from last night :o

No you didn't, trust me. You can talk to Jenny about it if you want, but just you.:wink:

[Misteriosa]

No you didn't, trust me. You can talk to Jenny about it if you want, but just you.:wink:

my pm is waiting... :o

[Dell]

today's opening song...One Week, Barenaked Ladies

moaning buddays...:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

today's opening song...One Week, Barenaked Ladies

moaning buddays...:bye:

That was from yesterday, they must not have updated the playlist yet.

[realmenhatelife]

If you're not listening to the shit show you just missed a fantastic story from Bobby the Champ.

He says that every year on the Marine Corps birthday people call in to say it. So on that day someone called in and producer Harry screened the call and decided to pass it off as his own. So he writes it down and brings the note to Ron, Ron gives Harry the look of death and writes Harry a note. Harry goes back into the producer's booth, looking totally dejected, and shows the interns Ron's note which reads "Buy a cake and eat it."

Bobby said he and Wild Bill laughed so hard and long Earl had to turn all the booth mics off.

[IamFogHat]

No one's gonna be around at my house all day. I'm totes not wearing pants today.

[disneyspy]

buddays! woo hoo made it in time

[Dell]

If you're not listening to the shit show you just missed a fantastic story from Bobby the Champ.

He says that every year on the Marine Corps birthday people call in to say it. So on that day someone called in and producer Harry screened the call and decided to pass it off as his own. So he writes it down and brings the note to Ron, Ron gives Harry the look of death and writes Harry a note. Harry goes back into the producer's booth, looking totally dejected, and shows the interns Ron's note which reads "Buy a cake and eat it."

Bobby said he and Wild Bill laughed so hard and long Earl had to turn all the booth mics off.

I only heard part of the story so, thanks for filling in the holes...I imagine Ron is a demanding boss with periods of hilarity sprinkled in

I work for a Federal Government science and engineering agency...I have had very few reasons to laugh at work other than listening to this show

[Dell]

buddays! woo hoo made it in time

did you quit work or are you going in before the chickens now days?

edit: I think I post a lot to look at my surfer girl avi...I should just make it my background screen

[LeedsJr]

Morning buddays.

Oh goody, an appearance by The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever. :dry:

[disneyspy]

did you quit work or are you going in before the chickens now days?

today i had to go in at 4 fucking AM(ladys league) and my 3 man crew(i include myself) verticut,groomed and mowed all 18 in record fucking time

[realmenhatelife]

today i had to go in at 4 fucking AM(ladys league) and my 3 man crew(i include myself) verticut,groomed and mowed all 18 in record fucking time

So you and your 3 man crew got up early for a league of ladies and then got some trim?

[Misteriosa]

its crazy busy here.. i hate being on the phone and ive been oh hold for an appointment for 15 minutes. its not even an appointment for me.

beer, please. i dont care that its not even noon yet.


and before ron says it: MODERATES!

[disneyspy]

So you and your 3 man crew got up early for a league of ladies and then got some trim?

thats disgusting


theyre all old

[Misteriosa]

No one's gonna be around at my house all day. I'm totes not wearing pants today.

so when do these pics hit my inbox?

[CountryBob]

Hi

[realmenhatelife]

It's not a bad theory Ron, why do you think the British introduced opium to China.

[disneyspy]

its crazy busy here.. i hate being on the phone and ive been oh hold for an appointment for 15 minutes. its not even an appointment for me.

beer, please. i dont care that its not even noon yet.


and before ron says it: MODERATES!

michigans murder rates are actually down

and were closing prisons

[IamFogHat]

so when do these pics hit my inbox?

:happy:

[disneyspy]

so when do these pics hit my inbox?

if you had said pricks...

[IamFogHat]

michigans murder rates are actually down

and were closing prisons

You guys did it, budday! Yaaaay!

[Misteriosa]

Hi
hello
It's not a bad theory Ron, why do you think the British introduced opium to China.

i stepped away from my desk. did he say that?

[IamFogHat]

Do you guys know if Lego Batman 2 is out yet?

[disneyspy]

You guys did it, budday! Yaaaay!

well since it was the state most hurt by the bush policies and was the murder capitol for so long i think it will show that america has hope

[disneyspy]

Do you guys know if Lego Batman 2 is out yet?

i'm sorry but i have pubes so i wouldnt know

[IamFogHat]

I'm not in here with you, you're in here with me
http://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2011/01/rorschach.jpg

[IamFogHat]

i'm sorry but i have pubes so i wouldnt know

Yeah, stiff gray and white ones.
High five!

[realmenhatelife]

hello


i stepped away from my desk. did he say that?

A caller said we should ship Oxy to other countries and sell it covertly to both make money and make them less of a threat to us. Ron acted like it was crazy but the British did that in China, and if you believe it the CIA did it with crack in the 80s.

[Misteriosa]

Do you guys know if Lego Batman 2 is out yet?
6/19 i think
i'm sorry but i have pubes so i wouldnt know

:annoyed: i do too, i just remove them.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, stiff gray and white ones.
High five!

http://images.spatiallyadjusted.com/gifs/high-five.gif

[IamFogHat]

:annoyed: i do too, i just remove them.

I just passed out cause all the blood in my body went a certain somewhere too fast:surrender:

[A.J.]

A caller said we should ship Oxy to other countries and sell it covertly to both make money and make them less of a threat to us. Ron acted like it was crazy but the British did that in China, and if you believe it the CIA did it with crack in the 80s.

That's why we invaded Afghanistan: so we could corner the heroin market.

[Misteriosa]

That's why we invaded Afghanistan: so we could corner the heroin market.

poppies will put them to sleep...

http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2009/wasicek_lind/images/WizardofOz_poppies.jpg

[IamFogHat]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UG1tmQXQb8U/TvtyCm8hBqI/AAAAAAAAA48/aSEkUc-R3w8/s1600/andy+and+barney.jpg

[Misteriosa]

I just passed out cause all the blood in my body went a certain somewhere too fast:surrender:

and yet, there is no story in my inbox :down:

[realmenhatelife]

I think all these geniuses also need to consider that the smaller the population the bigger the percentage swing by a fewer amount of crimes, and at the beginning he said it was just murders in question.

[IamFogHat]

and yet, there is no story in my inbox :down:

haha, I told you, ask Jenny, I'm not retelling that story while not intoxicated.

[disneyspy]

and yet, there is no story in my inbox :down:

i send you a story,a story about a 6 1/2 inches long!

[Misteriosa]

haha, I told you, ask Jenny, I'm not retelling that story while not intoxicated.

and what if she wont pass it on? :down:

[IamFogHat]

and what if she wont pass it on? :down:

If she doesn't when she shows up I will, I promise. But I give her permission to, but again only for you.

[IamFogHat]

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[Misteriosa]

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[IamFogHat]

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:laugh:

[IamFogHat]

I went to Farm Aid like ten years ago, it was awesome except for the dumb country singers.

[realmenhatelife]

i send you a story,a story about a 6 1/2 inches long!

You sending it twice?




And I call bullshit on the no losers mentality causing this, the wimpy coddled kids I see aren't picking up any guns anytime soon.

[IamFogHat]

Ron's really full of shit there, mental illness has always existed, they just didn't understand or know what to do with it and in most cases didn't talk about it publicly back then.

[IamFogHat]

Why must Ron insist on ignoring Fez when he actually makes a good point?

[realmenhatelife]

When they start these topics they should just say "if you love Atlas Shrugged call in right now."

[LeedsJr]

Why must Ron insist on ignoring Fez when he actually makes a good point?

{Smack!} It is one of his more annoying habits. {Smack!} :dry:

[Misteriosa]

When they start these topics they should just say "if you love Atlas Shrugged call in right now."

^^^

[IamFogHat]

When they start these topics they should just say "if you love Atlas Shrugged call in right now."

Winner.

[realmenhatelife]

It has everything to do with jobs, like this guy is saying. The inability of people with any education level to get a job they can support themselves with and make a real, legit sustainable life with are harder to find. Like Ron talks about how his dad got a job he could buy a house and support a family on in his early 20s is just nuts now.

[Misteriosa]

the gentrification is crazy around here.

[Misteriosa]

It has everything to do with jobs, like this guy is saying. The inability of people with any education level to get a job they can support themselves with and make a real, legit sustainable life with are harder to find. Like Ron talks about how his dad got a job he could buy a house and support a family on in his early 20s is just nuts now.

and the fact that those employment opportunities dont exist anymore, but you are still being held to those standards, makes you feel like a loser if you cant achieve it. at least it has for me.

[disneyspy]

the gentrification is crazy around here.

my town is just the opposite,i live in one of two areas in michigan that had a population increase,i actually got rear ended by a black lady that lives in my apt complex

[A.J.]

the gentrification is crazy around here.

Blame the queers.

[disneyspy]

Blame the queers.

fuckin foggy! you're messing everything up!!

[jennysmurf]

fuckin foggy! you're messing everything up!!

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-lnYNFOzjSOs/Ta0vSRbRavI/AAAAAAAAFmE/6rQd6L6lYu0/s400/Know-your-role-and-SHUT-YOUR-MOUTH.jpg

[Dell]

Why must Ron insist on ignoring Fez when he actually makes a good point?

DAMN...I missed it

[realmenhatelife]

and the fact that those employment opportunities dont exist anymore, but you are still being held to those standards, makes you feel like a loser if you cant achieve it. at least it has for me.

It's tough. The one place I do think we over indulge and fail young people is in career training and planning though, because as far as I know they're still telling kids 'just get your degree in anything and there will be things for you.' instead of really trying to steer kids into having more specific goals.

[realmenhatelife]

And I personally dont know anyone who wanted to get rich or famous, everyone I know just wants to be successful in their personal definitions.

[disneyspy]

It's tough. The one place I do think we over indulge and fail young people is in career training and planning though, because as far as I know they're still telling kids 'just get your degree in anything and there will be things for you.' instead of really trying to steer kids into having more specific goals.

blowhard? is that you?

RMHL HAS BEEN HACKED!!

[IamFogHat]

:laugh:

Hay! (picture a limp wristed horse saying that)

[IamFogHat]

Hay! (picture a limp wristed horse saying that)

Also for the love of god don't google image search gay horse with your safety filter off.:flush:

[disneyspy]

Also for the love of god don't google image search gay horse with your safety filter off.:flush:

i saw one that said this

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[IamFogHat]

i saw one that said this

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20587130.jpg

:laugh:

[Dell]

Also for the love of god don't google image search gay horse with your safety filter off.:flush:

:laugh:..I just wish I was working from home to try it

[Dell]

cbob likes finding hair when he eats...

[disneyspy]

cbob likes finding hair when he eats...

at the Y



MCA

[IamFogHat]

cbob likes finding hair when he eats...

Does he prefer eating the ass of a bear or an otter?

[realmenhatelife]

blowhard? is that you?

RMHL HAS BEEN HACKED!!

Did you hear me bring up Debbie Harry or Joe Namath?

[disneyspy]

Did you hear me bring up Debbie Harry or Joe Namath?

HA! i also didnt see you say everything was better in the 70s

[Misteriosa]

Did you hear me bring up Debbie Harry or Joe Namath?

or the superiority of pony express messages over email?

[IamFogHat]

That's not a great story, caller, it's a supes sad one.:blink:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm pretty sure this generation doesn't want their kids to have a better life, alls they do is bitch about people trying to make kid's lives better.

[Dell]

That's not a great story, caller, it's a supes sad one.:blink:

Foggy, related to your avi and not the show...was the June 3rd Game of Thrones the season finale, or is there another show coming?

[LeedsJr]

Jesus, I went to get lunch, and they're still on this?

AND The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever is coming in?

I guess Ron decided it was going to be a no-funny day. :dry:

[IamFogHat]

Foggy, related to your avi and not the show...was the June 3rd Game of Thrones the season finale, or is there another show coming?

No budday, we're done till next year:glurps:

[Dell]

this girl's voice sounds so familiar...I think it might be New Lilly that it sounds like

edit: just heard that "this girl" is New Sam...damn her voice sounds so familiar

[IamFogHat]

Jesus, I went to get lunch, and they're still on this?

AND The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever is coming in?

I guess Ron decided it was going to be a no-funny day. :dry:

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/funny-gifs-the-pain-of-celebration.gif?w=500&h=281

[Dell]

Ron's snide remark about "glad you read something in a book" got me thinking...how are you supposed to form your own opinion without educating yourself (like reading) on the topic

god knows we don't want ill-informed opinions...

[IamFogHat]

Was there any funny stories from Sam's wedding?

[disneyspy]

Ron's snide remark about "glad you read something in a book" got me thinking...how are you supposed to form your own opinion without educating yourself (like reading) on the topic

god knows we don't want ill-informed opinions...

glad you heard something on a radio show

[Dell]

Was there any funny stories from Sam's wedding?

no, ESD behaved himself...

[Misteriosa]

Ron's snide remark about "glad you read something in a book" got me thinking...how are you supposed to form your own opinion without educating yourself (like reading) on the topic

god knows we don't want ill-informed opinions...

are you kidding me?! we dont even read the fucking articles we discuss :smoke:

[IamFogHat]

no, ESD behaved himself...

Aw, poopy.

[disneyspy]

are you kidding me?! we dont even read the fucking articles we discuss :smoke:

now misti has been hacked by WF!!!

[Misteriosa]

now misti has been hacked by WF!!!

AYN RAND! AYN RAND! MEXICANS! ILLEGALS!! sdhflia asdkjfb ,/.....................

[Dell]

glad you heard something on a radio show

everything I know I learned on the Ron and Fez show...before that, I was living off of my "Get A Life" education

[IamFogHat]

everything I know I learned on the Ron and Fez show...before that, I was living off of my "Get A Life" education

And before that My so Called Life.

[disneyspy]

you know what i call a chick that looks good from far away?


jennysmurf

[jennysmurf]

you know what i call a chick that looks good from far away?


jennysmurf

:furious:

[IamFogHat]

you know what i call a chick that looks good from far away?


jennysmurf

You're on dangerous ground, Spicoli.

[disneyspy]

AYN RAND! AYN RAND! MEXICANS! ILLEGALS!! sdhflia asdkjfb ,/.....................

hahahaa,missed this on ispy

DA YAAAAANKEEEEES!!

FOX NEWS SAYS...

DARK PEOPLE SCARE ME!!

ONLY THE RICH SHOULD HAVE UNIONS!!

[disneyspy]

:furious:

YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL THEM UP CLOSE?


darlin

[Dell]

:furious:

I think it's his way of flirting...he'll punch you in the arm and say you have cooties in the next phase of this romance

[IamFogHat]

Hard Rock Johnny's not in his forties or fifties yet?:wacko:

[Misteriosa]

you know what i call a chick that looks good from far away?


jennysmurf

:surrender: ice cold, bro.

[Dell]

hahahaa,missed this on ispy

DA YAAAAANKEEEEES!!

FOX NEWS SAYS...

DARK PEOPLE SCARE ME!!

ONLY THE RICH SHOULD HAVE UNIONS!!

HA, I first thought it said only the rich should have UNICORNS...laughed harder at the misread

[Misteriosa]

I think it's his way of flirting...he'll punch you in the arm and say you have cooties in the next phase of this romance

he must want to go steady when he pulls on your pony tail. :o

[disneyspy]

:surrender: ice cold, bro.

somebudday bring me a mirror

[IamFogHat]

Ron is describing me as a kid.:surrender:

[IamFogHat]

HA, I first thought it said only the rich should have UNICORNS...laughed harder at the misread

That's so weird, I thought he said onions:lol:

[Misteriosa]

straight edger? :rolleyes: she'll learn... :drunk:

[deliciousV]

looks like I showed up just in time to see a Spy beatdown

[jennysmurf]

:surrender: ice cold, bro.

And he wonders why I won't post pictures of myself.:annoyed:

[IamFogHat]

looks like I showed up just in time to see a Spy beatdown

Let's get him.

[Dell]

That's so weird, I thought he said onions:lol:

now THAT'S funnier...:laugh:

[IamFogHat]

Are they gonna go to break at some point today? I need to smoke and make a doodie.

[Misteriosa]

And he wonders why I won't post pictures of myself.:annoyed:

well i think youre a cutie :wub:

[disneyspy]

And he wonders why I won't post pictures of myself.:annoyed:

i dont need pix,i have google earth x-ray up close DL'd to my computer

i watched you drop the kids off at the pool earlier

[Dell]

i dont need pix,i have google earth x-ray up close DL'd to my computer

i watched you drop the kids off at the pool earlier

ewwwww...you are a sicko


edit: or Jimmy Norton

[disneyspy]

AND JUST BECAUSE A CHICK LOOKS GOOD FROM FAR AWAY DOESNT MEAN SHE WONT LOOK GOOD UP CLOSE

i rule

[realmenhatelife]

straight edger? :rolleyes: she'll learn... :drunk:

Misti, she's a person just like you, but she's got better things to do, than sit around fuck her head, hang around the living dead... etc.

[IamFogHat]

Boobies.

[Misteriosa]

Misti, she's a person just like you, but she's got better things to do, than sit around fuck her head, hang around the living dead... etc.

she thinks its something she just doesnt need? she's missing out :dry:

[IamFogHat]

What song is this? I love it.

[IamFogHat]

When people touch me I recoil in discomfort:down:

[A.J.]

T. Rex. "Hot Love", I think.

[A.J.]

I need personal space. I HATE being close to strangers -- or people that I know for that matter.

[LeedsJr]

I need personal space. I HATE being close to strangers -- or people that I know for that matter.

You'd LOVE the NYC subway. :happy:

[disneyspy]

the other day i drove by a couple of 5th or 6th grade boys walking home from their last half day of school and one kid had his arm around the other and they were both laughing,it looked like one of those small town moments that you'd see a lithogragh of from THE SATURDAY EVENING POST

[Dell]

when I shake hands with new people, I like to tuck my middle finger and wiggle it while we shake...not acknowledging I'm doing it is hard to pull off, but fun when I do

[IamFogHat]

the other day i drove by a couple of 5th or 6th grade boys walking home from their last half day of school and one kid had his arm around the other and they were both laughing,it looked like one of those small town moments that you'd see a lithogragh of from THE SATURDAY EVENING POST

Did you tell them you had candy?

[Chigworthy]

the other day i drove by a couple of 5th or 6th grade boys walking home from their last half day of school and one kid had his arm around the other and they were both laughing,it looked like one of those small town moments that you'd see a lithogragh of from THE SATURDAY EVENING POST

They done been queered.

[disneyspy]

Did you tell them you had candy?

na,i was driving by too fast

[Misteriosa]

im not a fan of being touched by strangers. :o

[Chigworthy]

im not a fan of being touched by strangers. :o

Me the same, unless it's a female of at least a marginally decent appearance.

[IamFogHat]

na,i was driving by too fast

That's fair.

[Dell]

I need personal space. I HATE being close to strangers -- or people that I know for that matter.

you and your wife will have to Dick Van Dyke the sleeping arrangements...

[disneyspy]

i used to get a kick at disney when the brazilian groupos would cram into a line and invade everyone else space and watch people get all uncomfortable

[Chigworthy]

Me the same, unless it's a female of at least a marginally decent appearance.

Speaking of this, is there anything better than a chick cutting your hair and her tits rubbing all over your back and shoulders?

[Misteriosa]

You'd LOVE the NYC subway. :happy:

i caught a guy smelling my hair on the subway a few weeks ago

[A.J.]

You'd LOVE the NYC subway. :happy:

Been there, done that. Plus I deal with the DC Metro.

When I lived in Saudi Arabia, one of the Saudis I worked with held my hand. I understood it was part of the culture as a sign of friendship and respect but it was so creepy and uncomfortable to me.

And the South Asians are the worst at standing in lines. They think nothing of pushing you out of their way.

[Dell]

im not a fan of being touched by strangers. :o

I agree...only acceptable in gentlemen clubs

[IamFogHat]

This is hilarious
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[disneyspy]

Speaking of this, is there anything better than a chick cutting your hair and her tits rubbing all over your back and shoulders?

i swear i get this wierd orgasmic like tingling while this is going on

[Chigworthy]

i caught a guy smelling my hair on the subway a few weeks ago

Maybe you were being nosed:

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[realmenhatelife]

How about when you walk passed a restroom door that a guy comes out of just as you pass it so then you're akwardly walking shoulder to shoulder like a couple, and try not to match speeds.




Right after I moved when I was a kid I got off the bus and was walking just in front of this brother and sister talking about some girl that liked the brother. I'm eaves dropping and totally forgot myself and turned around and asked "who?" They gave me a fucking death look and I never made friends with them.

[Dell]

Speaking of this, is there anything better than a chick cutting your hair and her tits rubbing all over your back and shoulders?

did the barber have really short arms or were you in a gentlemen club?

[A.J.]

you and your wife will have to Dick Van Dyke the sleeping arrangements...

One reason I'll never marry. I need the whole bed to get a decent night's sleep.

[Chigworthy]

i swear i get this wierd orgasmic like tingling while this is going on

Those aprons they drape over you need to be heavier.

[Chigworthy]

Speaking of this, is there anything better than a chick cutting your hair and her tits rubbing all over your back and shoulders?

did the barber have really short arms or were you in a gentlemen club?

That doesn't even work.

[IamFogHat]

Oh jesus, I almost threw up while laughing
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/dude-wtf-too-gross-to-watch/

[Misteriosa]

I need personal space. I HATE being close to strangers -- or people that I know for that matter.

when we meet again, i will make it my business to rub my boobs on the back of your head and sit really close to you. :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

hang up on this douche nozzle!

[disneyspy]

Oh jesus, I almost threw up while laughing
http://theinterrobang.com/2012/06/dude-wtf-too-gross-to-watch/

HAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

[realmenhatelife]

This is hilarious
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He could so get the one girl that winds up going with it.

[A.J.]

when we meet again, i will make it my business to rub my boobs on the back of your head and sit really close to you. :laugh:

Go ahead! I dare ya! :tongue:

[Dell]

That doesn't even work.

why doesn't it work?

[Misteriosa]

i would take a spoon off someone's dessert, if i was eating with them :o

[disneyspy]

why doesn't it work?

what do you want to do? hold it?

[IamFogHat]

what do you want to do? hold it?

Your penis?

[disneyspy]

Your penis?

treat it like a shake weight

[IamFogHat]

treat it like a shake weight

I don't think shake weights deliver on all that cummy goodness.

[disneyspy]

i would love to go to a meeting with ron b

[Chigworthy]

when we meet again, i will make it my business to rub my boobs on the back of your head and sit really close to you. :laugh:

Wait, I'm the guy who likes that.

[realmenhatelife]

i would take a spoon off someone's dessert, if i was eating with them :o

I think that's a very female perogative. I will give up a taste to a girl but dudes can take a hike, and I've never been asked by a guy.

[Dell]

what do you want to do? hold it?

I have never had a barber, male or female, rub their breast on me during a haircut...I have caught myself staring at her chest while she cuts, but I guess all of their arms were long enough to reach my hair without rubbing

(I know it could be because I'm hideous, but I never saw Floyd rubbing against anyone when cutting hair on Andy Griffith and they were good looking actors)

[LeedsJr]

Um, Ron, if someone dies, they don't just stop in time in your head. They're dead, they don't get older. :huh:

[Misteriosa]

I think that's a very female perogative. I will give up a taste to a girl but dudes can take a hike, and I've never been asked by a guy.

aww you would share youre dessert with me? :wub:

[Chigworthy]

I have never had a barber, male or female, rub their breast on me during a haircut...I have caught myself staring at her chest while she cuts, but I guess all of their arms were long enough to reach my hair without rubbing

(I know it could be because I'm hideous, but I never saw Floyd rubbing against anyone when cutting hair on Andy Griffith and they were good looking actors)

Maybe they just like rubbing their tits all over me.

[disneyspy]

I have never had a barber, male or female, rub their breast on me during a haircut...I have caught myself staring at her chest while she cuts, but I guess all of their arms were long enough to reach my hair without rubbing

(I know it could be because I'm hideous, but I never saw Floyd rubbing against anyone when cutting hair on Andy Griffith and they were good looking actors)

getting a haircut from a guy is pretty fucking gay

[Dell]

Um, Ron, if someone dies, they don't just stop in time in your head. They're dead, they don't get older. :huh:

my friends older brother died in Vietnam and we have talked about how weird it is that Charlie was only 19 and yet we still feel like he is older than us...

[disneyspy]

mods-DO NOT DO ANYTHING DURING THE SHOW AND FUCK UP ISPY!

wait til after the show when all the ham n eggers show up,NOT WHILE I'M HERE!

[realmenhatelife]

aww you would share youre dessert with me? :wub:

I'm warning you I eat a lot of lollipops.

[Dell]

getting a haircut from a guy is pretty fucking gay

very few women work in a barbershop...check out a little movie I like to call Barbershop (sorry, but they don't rub against their clients)

[Misteriosa]

mods-DO NOT DO ANYTHING DURING THE SHOW AND FUCK UP ISPY!

wait til after the show when all the ham n eggers show up,NOT WHILE I'M HERE!

maybe its just you...

[Chigworthy]

getting a haircut from a guy is pretty fucking gay

its rainbow buttcheek tattoo gay.

[Misteriosa]

I'm warning you I eat a lot of lollipops.

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

very few women work in a barbershop...check out a little movie I like to call Barbershop (sorry, but they don't rub against their clients)

i go to a buetician,i dont even get a haircut,i just tell her to do her thing and give her a 20

[Dell]

its rainbow buttcheek tattoo gay.

well if you have to have a chest massage with your haircut, I see your point...

sometimes a haircut is just a haircut...

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe they just like rubbing their tits all over me.

I get it too. But my friends girlfriend just cut my hair and didn't rub on me, but she did a good job so I'll keep going to her. Win some, lose some.

[disneyspy]

maybe its just you...

its not,i'm just the only one who will stand up to you tyrants

[deliciousV]

I have never had a barber, male or female, rub their breast on me during a haircut...I have caught myself staring at her chest while she cuts, but I guess all of their arms were long enough to reach my hair without rubbing

(I know it could be because I'm hideous, but I never saw Floyd rubbing against anyone when cutting hair on Andy Griffith and they were good looking actors)

Don Knox? George "Goober" Lindsey? That weird guy Howard Sprague? Oh budday, you must be a special kind of hideous if you consider these "good looking actors"

[disneyspy]

Don Knox? George "Goober" Lindsey? That weird guy Howard Sprague? Oh budday, you must be a special kind of hideous if you consider these "good looking actors"

HA! alright buddays,cant stand a board with no ispy,enjoy your day,i'm outtie

[Misteriosa]

its not,i'm just the only one who will stand up to you tyrants

i cant believe you could talk to me that way. im hurt, spy :glurps:

[Misteriosa]

HA! alright buddays,cant stand a board with no ispy,enjoy your day,i'm outtie

refresh the ispy page, silly.

[Dell]

Don Knox? George "Goober" Lindsey? That weird guy Howard Sprague? Oh budday, you must be a special kind of hideous if you consider these "good looking actors"

:laugh:...I hope to be half as good looking as George Goober Lindsey...and Howard Sprague is too much to hope for

[Dell]

refresh the ispy page, silly.

that doesn't seem to work...

[IamFogHat]

I really want to kiss somebody on the mouth today.

[Misteriosa]

that doesn't seem to work...

maybe make sure the play button is clicked? my ispy *rarely* goes bad on me

[Dell]

alrighty buddays...this guy bores me to tears

I'm going to prepare for my 2:00 meeting, post with you tomorrow...:bye:

[Misteriosa]

I really want to kiss somebody on the mouth today.

how you doin'? :wink:

[deliciousV]

I really want to kiss somebody on the mouth today.

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Charlize Theron shaved her head for the new Mad Max movie. gush.

[Dell]

I really want to kiss somebody on the mouth today.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UGY7RFMf6lY/Sgtjc7WtaHI/AAAAAAAADi4/HhvQ1XUBNO0/s400/philip_seymour_hoffman_boogieNights.jpg

[IamFogHat]

how you doin'? :wink:

:bye:

I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.

[Misteriosa]

Charlize Theron shaved her head for the new Mad Max movie. gush.

and i bet she looks stunning. :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

I really want to kiss somebody on the mouth today.

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[realmenhatelife]

and i bet she looks stunning. :wub:

I was watchhing That Thing You Do and I was thinking how someone could get on the ground floor of Charlize Theron. Like Oh Hi I'm from South Africa I've done a few small little roles in things, sure I'll date you.

[jennysmurf]

mods-DO NOT DO ANYTHING DURING THE SHOW AND FUCK UP ISPY!

wait til after the show when all the ham n eggers show up,NOT WHILE I'M HERE!

It wasn't me this time. I just got back.

[Chigworthy]

I get it too. But my friends girlfriend just cut my hair and didn't rub on me, but she did a good job so I'll keep going to her. Win some, lose some.

Sometimes you have to push your shoulder into the tits.

[realmenhatelife]

It wasn't me this time. I just got back.

Welcome back

http://i722.photobucket.com/albums/ww229/mattpocka/7931915_0.gif

[Misteriosa]

werq, mama!

[IamFogHat]

I think the sports talk drove everyone away.

[realmenhatelife]

They didn't sell the jerseys in 1958, Ron.



What the hell am I gonna make for dinner tonight?

[Misteriosa]

They didn't sell the jerseys in 1958, Ron.



What the hell am I gonna make for dinner tonight?

sammiches? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

I think the sports talk drove everyone away.

Not just sports talk, but sports talk with The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever.

He really is uniquely awful. :thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

sammiches? :unsure:

I think it's probably going to be a frozen Kashi pizza that I forgot I had. I made a sammich, or a wrap I guess, on Sunday to use up some chicken I forgot about.

[realmenhatelife]

I was gonna grill some dogs and eat the rest of my Mr Rons coleslaw but the rain effed that up.

[deliciousV]

I think the sports talk drove everyone away.

I think we had a real chance at 300 today, until the human Ambian showed up.


What the hell am I gonna make for dinner tonight?

I'm thawing some chicken breast to marinate, then George Forman grill, ad some blackeyed peas and some brown rice and sliced homegrown tomatoes.

[Misteriosa]

ok here is something funny and a little embarassing:

every time ron brings up george plimpton (and he does this often), i think of this guy:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc2Nzg3NjAyNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDA1MDkzMQ@@._ V1._SY317_CR3,0,214,317_.jpg

james lipton.

i wonder to myself, "oh wow he wrote about sports AND movies?!" then i realize its the wrong guy. i stink. :flush:

[IamFogHat]

Some of today's snack is nsfw.

Oh btw, one of my first girlfriends masturbated with her teddy bear's leg.

[A.J.]

Shark! :laugh:

[Freitag]

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Take some weight off Casey's shoulders (http://stanleymcdonaldfund.squarespace.com/)
Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Safety pin, oh a safety pin!

Why do we still have a link to the Stanley McDonald fund when it's not available anymore?

[IamFogHat]

Why do we still have a link to the Stanley McDonald fund when it's not available anymore?

We're not good at paying attention to things.

[Freitag]

We're not good at paying attention to things.

/gvac'd

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[deliciousV]

talk to Y'all later :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Why do we still have a link to the Stanley McDonald fund when it's not available anymore?

Happy Memories.

[Furtherman]

Why do we still have a link to the Stanley McDonald fund when it's not available anymore?

Good call. That's odd. It was up last month.

[deliciousV]

Why do we still have a link to the Stanley McDonald fund when it's not available anymore?

Sucking up to the McDonalds?

[realmenhatelife]

I think we had a real chance at 300 today, until the human Ambian showed up.



I'm thawing some chicken breast to marinate, then George Forman grill, ad some blackeyed peas and some brown rice and sliced homegrown tomatoes.

I made chicken breast last night and had bought black eyed peas to try with it but I went lentils and zuchini instead.

[sailor]

So just caught some of the early show, of course you pay off that family if you're the hypodermic hotel, especially of you're one with deep pockets.

And why does Ron never go with a hypothetical (especially if Fez brings it up)? Fez had a great question "what if the family wanted the maid fired? Do you still go along with it?" Instead of answering or letting others weigh in on it (Ron was already against caving, so his answer wouldn't change) he dismisses it with "They were only looking for money, no one was looking for anyone to be fired." Sure, but what IF they were?!

[sailor]

I think we had a real chance at 300 today, until the human Ambian showed up.

Who dat?

[deliciousV]

Who dat?

the boring sports guy Ron keeps bringing in.

[Dell]

Why do we still have a link to the Stanley McDonald fund when it's not available anymore?

we must make the change...

but for what it's worth...did the little guy outgrow the problems or is he still having issues?

[Zorro]

we must make the change...

but for what it's worth...did the little guy outgrow the problems or is he still having issues?

Dave is his Dad he always have issues

[PapaBear]

Why do we still have a link to the Stanley McDonald fund when it's not available anymore?
Irony. Like wearing an Asia T-shirt.

[Caseyelan]

we must make the change...

but for what it's worth...did the little guy outgrow the problems or is he still having issues?

It's a condition he won't outgrow till he's around 11-12 apparently. It still sucks. It's still a crazy financial burden etc.....


But, people stopped asking me things about his CVS and what was going on with him, so we took down the page.

The updates will continue over on the facebook page (http://facebook.com/stanleymcdonaldfund). Thanks for asking Dell. <3

[Crossweird]

Irony. Like wearing an Asia T-shirt.

I think irony is more like wearing a Matthew McConaughey T-shirt.

Or Jersey Shore panties.

[OGC]

who is this Jerry Bark a and why is he on the show sharing his opinion so often ?