Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/13/12 - Get this Granola

[realmenhatelife]

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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Gettin all crunchy with neo psychadelic kings Ty Segall and White Fence.

[realmenhatelife]

Cmon you bastards, talk to me.

[A.J.]

California Girls? Nice!

[Rhah]

Checking in after a hiatus! Back on the bus.

[Furtherman]

California Girls? Nice!

Beach Boys are on tour. Maybe in studio today?

[sailor]

I don't get it. What's this wrecking crew? Session musicians?

[A.J.]

I thought it was for Brian's 70th birthday but that's on the 20th. McCartney's is the 18th.

I really want to see this Wrecking Crew doc.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye: i'll be able to listen in when im done with these evals. :o

and my favorite granola so far is tia sonia's from brasil. when i was in salvador, i would have it sprinkled on top of the acai bowl i would have for lunch after my capoeira workshops.

http://www.fortioridistribuidora.com.br/imagens/uploads/produtos/miniaturas/356_903362657402213dc2f501d992e63adc.jpg

[A.J.]

I don't get it. What's this wrecking crew? Session musicians?

Yep. Phil Spector used them first for the Wall of Sound then Brian Wilson used them for the Beach Boys stuff up to 1967 or so.

[sailor]

Yep. Phil Spector used them first for the Wall of Sound then Brian Wilson used them for the Beach Boys stuff up to 1967 or so.

They should never start the show with interviews. Makes the music sound terribly fake to me. Lost a lot of respect for the Byrds.

[Misteriosa]

They should never start the show with interviews. Makes the music sound terribly fake to me. Lost a lot of respect for the Byrds.

sounds like i can take my time then :o

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :bye: i'll be able to listen in when im done with these evals. :o

and my favorite granola so far is tia sonia's from brasil. when i was in salvador, i would have it sprinkled on top of the acai bowl i would have for lunch after my capoeira workshops.

http://www.fortioridistribuidora.com.br/imagens/uploads/produtos/miniaturas/356_903362657402213dc2f501d992e63adc.jpg

Did you sprinkle it in an Absolute Acai cocktail in the interior illusions lounge?

They should never start the show with interviews. Makes the music sound terribly fake to me. Lost a lot of respect for the Byrds.

Yeah, I know Ron likes session musicians, to me it's just a testament to everything that's wrong with the music industry. The Byrds got a big hit with a song they didn't play on or write, so the record company could save money on studio time, and the guys who did all the work didn't really get credit, and noone really cares about what personality The Byrds would've injected into that recording. It's really fake.

And yeah, interviews off the bat are major snoozers.

[sailor]

sounds like i can take my time then :o

Ha, was gonna say that. I timed my break with the start of the show and wanted to go back to work and take one in a half hour.

[Misteriosa]

Did you sprinkle it in an Absolute Acai cocktail in the interior illusions lounge?

no, i did it in the gold bar.. :wink:

OH, BAR QUEEN!! :drunk:

[sailor]

Did you sprinkle it in an Absolute Acai cocktail in the interior illusions lounge?



Yeah, I know Ron likes session musicians, to me it's just a testament to everything that's wrong with the music industry. The Byrds got a big hit with a song they didn't play on or write, so the record company could save money on studio time, and the guys who did all the work didn't really get credit, and noone really cares about what personality The Byrds would've injected into that recording. It's really fake.

And yeah, interviews off the bat are major snoozers.

As a complete music outsider, I think it's one thing to add an extra session guitarist to fill out the sound, or an instrument you don't normally use, but to have the whole song played by another band, well you said it already.

[realmenhatelife]

I guess there was a thing ramping up and culminating in the 70s where bands were trying to be as technically perfect as possible, and this practice can be seen as an offshoot of that indulgence.

[LeedsJr]

Morning buddays.

Not sure what it says about me, but Fez farting is the only part of the show I've found entertaining so far.

[realmenhatelife]

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[Misteriosa]

i'm done! :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Thats some ass

[Misteriosa]

they think that KK's photos are 'shopped? i *just* tuned in. :unsure:

[sailor]

i'm done! :laugh:

You win!

[Misteriosa]

fob? this is the only type of fob im aware of:

http://www.geekytattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fob-watch.jpg

[Misteriosa]

fez is in the ball game under penatly of termination. whatever it takes... :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

fob? this is the only type of fob im aware of:

http://www.geekytattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fob-watch.jpg

Me too. I think Fez is using the term just for the chain.

[LeedsJr]

fez is in the ball game under penatly of termination. whatever it takes... :smoke:

I'm fine with that, too. I just hope Ron doesn't keep harping on him about it until he stops talking again.

[Misteriosa]

Me too. I think Fez is using the term just for the chain.

that aint just any fob, sir. :smoke:

(10 points to Gryffindor if you can tell me where its from)

[Furtherman]

fob? this is the only type of fob im aware of:

http://www.geekytattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fob-watch.jpg

:wink:

[Misteriosa]

:wink:

thaaaank you :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

Me too. I think Fez is using the term just for the chain.

The fob is the chain part and the dangle on the other end of the watch. The office type of fob is often on the end of a retractable cord, we call them fobs too.

[sailor]

I imagine he's talking about a key fob (not listening to the show) which is effectively a keychain, or more accurately the thing your keychain attaches to.

Just google it, my explanation is crappy even to me. For the chicks, if you buy a diaper bag, you'll often get a matching fob to attach your keyring to.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Fez "I'll see you at Pride, sir."

Bruce Jenner stinks.

[sailor]

Or, knowing fez's predilections, maybe he meant a fop or dandy.

[Misteriosa]

ok gents: of those of you who have had women, what do they taste like?

[CountryBob]

that aint just any fob, sir. :smoke:

(10 points to Gryffindor if you can tell me where its from)

Gruff indoor! :)

[Chigworthy]

ok gents: of those of you who have had women, what do they taste like?

Pork

[CountryBob]

ok gents: of those of you who have had women, what do they taste like?

Like cotton candy that's made in heaven

[Misteriosa]

Gruff indoor! :)

wow. my question was like the creep batsignal! :clap:

[Melk]

I kind of agree with the caller. If you saw a regular girl on the train with her Kim's giant ass, you would not be able to admire it because the girl wouldn't have the cash to afford expensive form-fitting pants or skirts that would compliment that rump.

I was out of the country during the Kardashian boom, so I am just not that impressed by her one way or the other.

Mila Kunis... Yes.
Angelina Jolie... Absolutely.
Kim Kardashian... If she was a girl in my neighborhood, sure... but not as her current flighty talentless form.

[Misteriosa]

Like cotton candy that's made in heaven

good thing im not a cotton candy fan :o

[Melk]

I would be for testing a strike-calling machine during the All-Star game to see what happens, but I am not certain why so many calls are being blown with what are supposed to be better umpires.

[Misteriosa]

hi mel :bye:

[sailor]

Seafoam.

[Misteriosa]

Seafoam.

ewww...

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/files/2011/09/d0b0f_tucker-sea-foam-irene.jpg

[CountryBob]

good thing im not a cotton candy fan :o

The first few seconds, a vagina is kinda acidic but that goes away very quickly

[realmenhatelife]

ok gents: of those of you who have had women, what do they taste like?

Exactly what kind of evals are you doing?

[Misteriosa]

Exactly what kind of evals are you doing?

i was typing up psychiatric evaluations :o

[CountryBob]

Ha - vinegar boots!

[realmenhatelife]

Ron: Have you ever been around when he takes off his vinegar boots?

Hicks: (with a big mouthful of ice) Disgusting, worse than the farts.


Double whammy on that LOTD

[CountryBob]

Fez needs to enroll in gay school - he is lost

[Misteriosa]

where are the queer eye guys when you need them?

and gay or not, a well groomed, close cut beard can really make a guy look swell :wub:

[CountryBob]

Fez needs a mentor

[CountryBob]

Down here a local weatherman was shot with a crossbow by his live-in male lover and it is bigger news that he is gay than the murder attempt. Stupid bible belt media

[Warren Peace]

where are the queer eye guys when you need them?

and gay or not, a well groomed, close cut beard can really make a guy look swell :wub:

There should be a week-long segment on the I-Bang starring Fez along these lines...

[Chigworthy]

Fez is 50; he's not going to change. If 5 stents and however many heart attacks can't make him change his diet, how will he change something that he is used to living with (loneliness)?

[CountryBob]

No matter what - fez always gets the beat down treatment from ron. The only time I can think that he was treated differently, was when on his come out day.

[Freitag]

Fez needs to enroll in gay school - he is lost

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Milk_High_School

[Chigworthy]

No matter what - fez always gets the beat down treatment from ron. The only time I can think that he was treated differently, was when on his come out day.

I'm sure there is a fair deal of anger on Ron's part.

[realmenhatelife]

where are the queer eye guys when you need them?

and gay or not, a well groomed, close cut beard can really make a guy look swell :wub:

Well, Ted Allen is doing fine but otherwise you'd better start looking behind dumpsters and glory holes.



And lets not discount a nice, shaggy lumberjack beard here. It's like a love nest.

[Misteriosa]

Well, Ted Allen is doing fine but otherwise you'd better start looking behind dumpsters and glory holes.



And lets not discount a nice, shaggy lumberjack beard here. It's like a love nest.

i know carson is doing better too.

shaggy beards make me itchy and irritate my face (i have soft, sensitive skin). :o

[Warren Peace]

I'm shocked that sexually-confused runaway boys aren't attracted to hirsute elderly gentlemen in cruise wear.

[sailor]

Speaking of Harry and the hendersons, the father on girls looks like Harry.

[Misteriosa]

I'm shocked that sexually-confused runaway boys aren't attracted to hirsute elderly gentlemen in cruise wear.

i love you for using that word :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

i know carson is doing better too.

shaggy beards make me itchy and irritate my face (i have soft, sensitive skin). :o

What does Carson do?


I'll bet Jay's slick little ass is used up by now, he probably wishes he wasn't the most useless one and had learned a trade.

[Misteriosa]

What does Carson do?


I'll bet Jay's slick little ass is used up by now, he probably wishes he wasn't the most useless one and had learned a trade.

i think he does some entertainment stuff for abc. he got a nice boost in popularity for his time on dancing with the stars.

[Melk]

Fez needs to listen to Todd Glass's WTF interview. Glass has been living a gay life for years but came out recently because of the whole bullying, "it gets better" thing. His primary reason for not coming out is that he dislikes just about everything that is commonly associated with the "gay lifestyle" such as: Broadway, cross-dressing, lisping, and the like.

Fez needs to stick up for himself and come to the realization that he is a gay man who doesn't like gay culture and search for a partner who has a similar way of thinking.

[A.J.]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Milk_High_School

What's their mascot: The Twinkies (Twinks for short)?

[sailor]

No matter what - fez always gets the beat down treatment from ron. The only time I can think that he was treated differently, was when on his come out day.

Just wait for his ass out day!

[CountryBob]

Ha - I asked an interview candidate earlier how he handles a difficult coworker or manager - and he calmly said "I'd whip their ass!"

The interview was over at that point.

[Misteriosa]

Ha - I asked an interview candidate earlier how he handles a difficult coworker or manager - and he calmly said "I'd whip their ass!"

The interview was over at that point.

are you serious?! :ohmy: jeez, i wonder if he realizes he wont get a call back?

[Melk]

Ha - I asked an interview candidate earlier how he handles a difficult coworker or manager - and he calmly said "I'd whip their ass!"

The interview was over at that point.
Haa haa. Your company must be one of those free hugs, everybody gets a promotion kind of touchy-feely places. I thought we lived in 'merica!

[realmenhatelife]

I wonder if Jerry Sandusky is just going to kill himself. Trial is not looking good.

[Misteriosa]

I wonder if Jerry Sandusky is just going to kill himself. Trial is not looking good.

im sure he's on some kind of watch, even if its not mentined in the news. check the belt and shoelaces at the door, sir. :o

and im liking fezzie's headline

[Melk]

I wonder if Jerry Sandusky is just going to kill himself. Trial is not looking good.
In interviews, he comes off less convincing in his claims of innocence than Michael Jackson did. Even if he manages to wriggle out of this, he is going to have the stain of kid touching following him for the rest of his life. Might be easier to do the ol' towel floating trick.

[A.J.]

Ha - I asked an interview candidate earlier how he handles a difficult coworker or manager - and he calmly said "I'd whip their ass!"

That would be great if he was applying for job as a plantation overseer.

[A.J.]

I wonder if Jerry Sandusky is just going to kill himself. Trial is not looking good.

Hopefully his fellow inmates will do that for him.

[Misteriosa]

i would totally ride a bike to work if the highways werent in the way. also, getting to work all sweaty isnt very nice :o

[realmenhatelife]

If we wanted to ride bicycles to work we'd move to Eugene Oregon and make 22K dollars a year.



Eugene Oregon, or you know Amsterdam, Paris, London, Hong Kong. All those tiny little sparsely populated backwaters where bike travel is embraced.

[disneyspy]

loved the chip call

hey buddays

[realmenhatelife]

I like that the kid is using a contemporary song for his parody.

[disneyspy]

i work early hours now,ever notice that good morning is a way to say hi and good night is how we say goodbye? at 3:30 AM this morning i was talking to a chick as i was getting ready for work and she was getting ready for bed and when she said good nite i was like,bitch fuck you its good morning but alas she had already hung up

[Furtherman]

I sent that pedi cab article into the Interrobang. You're welcome.


Callers are excellent on this one. Some hilarious headlines.

[realmenhatelife]

i would totally ride a bike to work if the highways werent in the way. also, getting to work all sweaty isnt very nice :o

Once you get used to it you wont sweat too bad unless it's hilly. And I like a nice Raleigh LTD for you. Cruisers are going to be the next big thing, I'm predicting.

[jennysmurf]

I sent that pedi cab article into the Interrobang. You're welcome.


Callers are excellent on this one. Some hilarious headlines.

F the IBang in the A.:furious:

[disneyspy]

F the IBang in the A.:furious:

get em

[Misteriosa]

Once you get used to it you wont sweat too bad unless it's hilly. And I like a nice Raleigh LTD for you. Cruisers are going to be the next big thing, I'm predicting.

oh good. i'll be expecting it in the mail :happy:

[Misteriosa]

F the IBang in the A.:furious:

well hello :bye: youre fiesty this morning

[realmenhatelife]

F the IBang in the A.:furious:

When did you start calling yourself Ibang?

[sailor]

well hello :bye: youre fiesty this morning

Afternoon. F the WC.

[Misteriosa]

Afternoon. F the WC.

troof :smoke:

[jennysmurf]

well hello :bye: youre fiesty this morning

I am just a bit. I have pink eye, and it's making me angry. I'm also fiercely loyal to .net.

[disneyspy]

Afternoon. F the WC.

at least she didnt say good night!

[Furtherman]

I sent that pedi cab article into the Interrobang. You're welcome.


Callers are excellent on this one. Some hilarious headlines.

F the IBang in the A.:furious:

I am just a bit. I have pink eye, and it's making me angry. I'm also fiercely loyal to .net.

So am I!

[jennysmurf]

So am I!

Turncoat.

[disneyspy]

So am I‽
.

[Misteriosa]

oh come on. even rich people have donuts some time, dont they? i would think it was one of the few foods that people of all social classes have in some form, just like the sandwich.

[jennysmurf]

oh come on. even rich people have donuts some time, dont they? i would think it was one of the few foods that people of all social classes have in some form, just like the sandwich.

Yeah, I think it was a brain fart.

[realmenhatelife]

The porn chick is saying that it's a picture of her, not of Kim.

[Furtherman]

oh come on. even rich people have donuts some time, dont they? i would think it was one of the few foods that people of all social classes have in some form, just like the sandwich.

Remember Brandt from The Big Lebowski? He would sound and act exactly like Romney today.

[Furtherman]

Turncoat.

Whatevers.

[disneyspy]

i hope they use my sundresses pix i sent in for the 3:00 snack

[Misteriosa]

i would just LOVE a day where they made hicks talk without swearing. i think the struggle would be hilarious. :happy:

(and saying jesus christ would count as swearing)

[Misteriosa]

yeah use of the vocal fry by women is considered a communication disorder.

[disneyspy]

in think she does the ashley madison commercials

[realmenhatelife]

It's hard not to hear it now that it's been pointed out.

[Misteriosa]

this commerical lady is using it too.

and its not sexy :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

i would just LOVE a day where they made hicks talk without swearing. i think the struggle would be hilarious. :happy:

(and saying jesus christ would count as swearing)

i think saying J C and G D are the only two real swear words

[realmenhatelife]

oh good. i'll be expecting it in the mail :happy:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/bik/3074804852.html

Speak of the debil

[disneyspy]

flaming lips,the test begins now

[disneyspy]

spy wins again!!

[realmenhatelife]

Wayne Coyne cant help pissing off a muslim. Yusef Islam and Erykah Badu.

[realmenhatelife]

How the hell do you turn down hot ass, gets drunk and makes dick jokes and casually drops that shes horny with Tom Colicchio, still hasn't lost her giant pregnancy boobs, loves belted jump suits, Padma Lakshmi.

[Misteriosa]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brx/bik/3074804852.html

Speak of the debil

oh sweet!

[realmenhatelife]

We know it's not aids.

[Misteriosa]

How the hell do you turn down hot ass, gets drunk and makes dick jokes and casually drops that shes horny with Tom Colicchio, still hasn't lost her giant pregnancy boobs, loves belted jump suits, Padma Lakshmi.

who turned her down?! i missed it. not only is she all these things, but she would make a mean sammich afterwards. :wacko:

[sailor]

i would just LOVE a day where they made hicks talk without swearing. i think the struggle would be hilarious. :happy:

(and saying jesus christ would count as swearing)

Listen to the Internet version of the Davey Mac sports program. It's (mostly) clean and hicks is held to a higher standard than the rest of the gang.

[Misteriosa]

i love fudge popcicles and lick-a-colors :happy:

[Misteriosa]

Listen to the Internet version of the Davey Mac sports program. It's (mostly) clean and hicks is held to a higher standard than the rest of the gang.

hmm.. i'll have to listen more closely next time i tune in.

[sailor]

Wow, just wow.

[realmenhatelife]

oh sweet!



Its annoying bc im helping my friend in ok buy a commuter bike and they do not ride bikes in sw oklahoma so its impossible, and in the bx its just on the top page for cheap.

Ron turned down padma, cavino and rich took her and she sent them thankyou coffee makers.

[sailor]

hmm.. i'll have to listen more closely next time i tune in.

The podcast one, not XM (which is an xl show). Get it off stitcher (or iTunes, if that's your wont).

[Misteriosa]

Its annoying bc im helping my friend in ok buy a commuter bike and they do not ride bikes in sw oklahoma so its impossible, and in the bx its just on the top page for cheap.

Ron turned down padma, cavino and rich took her and she sent them thankyou coffee makers.

what a loon :wacko:

[Warren Peace]

How the hell do you turn down hot ass, gets drunk and makes dick jokes and casually drops that shes horny with Tom Colicchio, still hasn't lost her giant pregnancy boobs, loves belted jump suits, Padma Lakshmi.

Let me guess - she wasn't pushing a documentary. Nothing makes Ron feel more justified wearing a backwards Kangol hat than an interview with an obscure filmmaker pushing a documentary that will only be shown in 2 theatres throughout the U.S.

[disneyspy]

the black plague

[A.J.]

i would just LOVE a day where they made hicks talk without swearing. i think the struggle would be hilarious. :happy:

(and saying jesus christ would count as swearing)

If he was on terrestrial radio, they'd be at "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" in less than a minute.

[sailor]

If he was on terrestrial radio, they'd be at "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" in less than a minute.

YOUR love is rotten to the core.

[sailor]

Consumption is just tuberculosis, dummy.

[Recyclerz]

My vote is cervical cancer.

[sailor]

Mrsa again?

[disneyspy]

maybe he has the vapors

[Misteriosa]

mono? :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

Fez needs to talk to Keithy then.

[Misteriosa]

Fez needs to talk to Keithy then.

i was just about to post this. KEITHY!!!! fezzie is trying to move in on your turf!

[sailor]

Mohr stories? Ibang's gonna get sued.

[realmenhatelife]

Let me guess - she wasn't pushing a documentary. Nothing makes Ron feel more justified wearing a backwards Kangol hat than an interview with an obscure filmmaker pushing a documentary that will only be shown in 2 theatres throughout the U.S.

He did say he wasn't into what she was pushing, which im willing to bet was the coffee maker she gifted. He just wanted to ask her about salmon rushdie, give her the laurie Anderson treatment.

[Melk]

Fez probably has that incurable Gonorrhea

[sailor]

I guess there was a thing ramping up and culminating in the 70s where bands were trying to be as technically perfect as possible, and this practice can be seen as an offshoot of that indulgence.

Ha, the milli vanilli comparison toward the end of the show was funny. Wish I'd thought of it.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[sailor]

i was just about to post this. KEITHY!!!! fezzie is trying to move in on your turf!

You two are OBSESSED with that child.

[Misteriosa]

You two are OBSESSED with that child.

cuz he's totes adorbs :wub:



(ugh that was painful to say that way)

[jennysmurf]

You two are OBSESSED with that child.

Cause he's awesome, that's why! Don't let sailor get you down, Keithy!! :bye:

[jennysmurf]

cuz he's totes adorbs :wub:



(ugh that was painful to say that way)

Cause he's awesome, that's why! Don't let sailor get you down, Keithy!! :bye:

Internet high five!

[sailor]

Don't let sailor get you down, Keithy!! :bye:

Eww. It's the two of you he needs to be afraid of!

[sailor]

Internet high five!

Isn't it generally the guys who do that?