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realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 06:47 AM
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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
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Was gonna do Blood One but I know noone likes that song. Then I listened to some Blood for Blood songs and they're kindof embarassing unless you're 14. And noone has uploaded These Rocks Have Energy to youtube, so you get Rocket Fuel.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 06:51 AM
good morning :bye:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 06:51 AM
And if you dont get the references Lance Armstrong has been banned from competing in triathalons and had charges of blood doping reasserted by the anti doping people.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 06:56 AM
good morning :bye:

We may have to shoulder the load.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 06:57 AM
We may have to shoulder the load.

im used to taking loads :wink:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:00 AM
im used to taking loads :wink:

laundry?

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:00 AM
laundry?

sometimes :o

Rhah
06-14-2012, 07:00 AM
hi

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:01 AM
Oh Misti, you used to be such a nice girl...

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:01 AM
hi

hey budday,long time

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:02 AM
hi
:bye:
Oh Misti, you used to be such a nice girl...

i still am :innocent:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:04 AM
They love their old head music over at the i bang. They so old they think The Shins are something you break when you slip on the ice and then your grown children get together and talk about this is why you should move to Florida.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:05 AM
They love their old head music over at the i bang. They so old they think The Shins are something you break when you slip on the ice and then your grown children get together and talk about this is why you should move to Florida.

ive never heard this song in its entirety :o


boppers, step up!

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:06 AM
i like some trance music, but i think my style of trance music is different from ronnie's :o

A.J.
06-14-2012, 07:07 AM
im used to taking loads :wink:

Oh, not this again.:ohmy:

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:08 AM
ive never heard this song in its entirety :o


boppers, step up!

If you mean White Room by Cream, I've seen it in concert.

Not a Cream concert, an Eric Clapton concert.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:09 AM
If you mean White Room by Cream, I've seen it in concert.

Not a Cream concert, an Eric Clapton concert.

yes

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:09 AM
Oh, not this again.:ohmy:

:down:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:09 AM
Uhh Pepper, there are quite a few Wizards in Game of Thrones.

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:11 AM
For fuck'a sake, Ron, it's not wizard-love. It's called escapism. Go adjust your fucking beret.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:13 AM
youre judging something without seeing it? im shocked! SHOCKED i tell you! :dry:

For fuck'a sake, Ron, it's not wizard-love. It's called escapism. Go adjust your fucking beret.

exactly.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:13 AM
It is the same exact show, Ron, so then why do you love Boardwalk Empire and hate Game of Thrones? Aside from prejudice I mean.



Ron just said "I'm open." I'm surprised lightening didn't just hit him.

Warren Peace
06-14-2012, 07:14 AM
For fuck'a sake, Ron, it's not wizard-love. It's called escapism. Go adjust your fucking beret.

:clap:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:15 AM
i'm pretty sure ron isn't reading this thread as some kind of instant feedback

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:16 AM
Yeah, and every gangster movie is the same.

And the adrenaline-injection and gimp scenes in Pulp Fiction, which you worship, are SOOO fucking realistic.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:17 AM
GoT is actually historically very realistic too. You dont see discussion of debts driving policy in fantasy, but you do see it historically.

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:17 AM
i'm pretty sure ron isn't reading this thread as some kind of instant feedback

Oh, I'm just venting because I'm in a lousy mood today. And I know Ron is playing carny big time.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:18 AM
Oh, I'm just venting because I'm in a lousy mood today. And I know Ron is playing carny big time.

^^ its still fun to bitch at him tho, and you go be cranky in here all day

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:18 AM
Oh, I'm just venting because I'm in a lousy mood today. And I know Ron is playing carny big time.

exactly,may as well say something different to rile up the troops

sailor
06-14-2012, 07:20 AM
i like some trance music, but i think my style of trance music is different from ronnie's :o

At my dentist's office they play trance & dental music, tss.

CountryBob
06-14-2012, 07:20 AM
I Lurve Game of Thrones

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:20 AM
i'm so freekin nervous listening to this conversation cuz i just started watching season 2 of throne

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:21 AM
At my dentist's office they play trance & dental music, tss.

This was awful, and made me laugh out loud. :lol:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:21 AM
At my dentist's office they play trance & dental music, tss.

ha!

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:22 AM
GoT is slightly more historically accurate than Rome.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:23 AM
At my dentist's office they play trance & dental music, tss.

thats awful :laugh:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:23 AM
Spoiler alert, spoiler alert


Actually, there are kindof talking trees

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:23 AM
GoT is slightly more historically accurate than Rome.

is it bad that what i liked best about rome was reading the graffiti on the walls?

sailor
06-14-2012, 07:25 AM
^^ its still fun to bitch at him tho, and you go be cranky in here all day

That level of negativity should be saved for the ibang.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:26 AM
i hate when shows go all magic and shit,i quit watching tru blood when that shit started,i'm out of throne what a stupid way to go and i havent even got that far

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:27 AM
That level of negativity should be saved for the ibang.

I refuse to post at the ibang.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:28 AM
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Similar to Scorcese and Tarintino? God what is wrong with people, you're allowed to like things without all these stupid codewords. It doesn't have to be particularly Scorcese for you to like it.

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:28 AM
i hate when shows go all magic and shit,i quit watching tru blood when that shit started,i'm out of throne what a stupid way to go and i havent even got that far

The show is about vampires and werewolves. Didn't that shit start at the very beginning of the show? :huh:

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:29 AM
I refuse to post at the ibang.

good. i appreciate your vitriol :happy:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:29 AM
is it bad that what i liked best about rome was reading the graffiti on the walls?

It's pretty geeky, ms latin latina.

sailor
06-14-2012, 07:29 AM
is it bad that what i liked best about rome was reading the graffiti on the walls?

Someone should post a pic of Ogre yelling.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:30 AM
The show is about vampires and werewolves. Didn't that shit start at the very beginning of the show? :huh:

when they brought in that stupid goddess of orgy or whatever and her stupid spells it lost me,dont start a show out cool if all you're going to do is fairy it all up

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:31 AM
Someone should post a pic of Ogre yelling.

http://adamsdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/shrek-15.jpg

:unsure:

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:31 AM
good. i appreciate your vitriol :happy:

THAANK you!

In that case, Ron and half the callers are laying the too-cool-for-the-room on pretty damn thick today. :dry:

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:32 AM
And while I'm still cranky, what the FUCK is Obama thinking shutting down the World Trade Center PATH station from 3-6 on a workday afternoon?!? :furious:

CountryBob
06-14-2012, 07:33 AM
Why all of the thrones talk today?

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:35 AM
Why all of the thrones talk today?

Ron is riling up the marks ( :bye: ) by playing the hipster carny and pissing on fantasy fiction.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 07:36 AM
And while I'm still cranky, what the FUCK is Obama thinking shutting down the World Trade Center PATH station from 3-6 on a workday afternoon?!? :furious:

cuz he wanted to listen to ron and fez before he went into the city?

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:36 AM
Caller: "It sounds like a soap opera for nerds."

Ron: "That's it, I'm out!"

:lol:

sailor
06-14-2012, 07:37 AM
http://adamsdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/shrek-15.jpg

:unsure:

NOOOOOOOO! Don't rune it!!

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:37 AM
cuz he wanted to listen to ron and fez before he went into the city?

You guys are too damn funny to stay in a bad mood. :tongue:

Recyclerz
06-14-2012, 07:38 AM
THAANK you!

In that case, Ron and half the callers are laying the too-cool-for-the-room on pretty damn thick today. :dry:

Oh, come on, he's just baiting the retards (myself included) to try to give him a Games of Thrones pound and then pulling it away.

it's entertaining even when you're the butt of the joke.

Ed: I wish I could type faster on the phone

Warren Peace
06-14-2012, 07:39 AM
Why all of the thrones talk today?

Ron has a filmmaker coming in later who has a film about a group of midgets who play the sitar in a garage band in the 1970's. Ron saw it last night and thought it was fabulous. This is the seque.

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 07:39 AM
Hiya buddays.:bye:

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:39 AM
Oh, come on, he's just baiting the retards (myself included) to try to give him a Games of Thrones pound and then pulling it away.

it's entertaining even when you're the butt of the joke.

No, I got it. I started cranky, then was going with the bit. :smile:

jennysmurf
06-14-2012, 07:40 AM
As I was signing on to listen just now, I noticed this picture of Sir Paul...

http://www.siriusxm.com/servlet/Satellite?blobcol=urlimage&blobkey=id&blobtable=ImageAsset&blobwhere=1283877090520&ssbinary=true

He almost always has this face on in pictures. Original duck face?

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:40 AM
Ron has a filmmaker coming in later who has a film about a group of midgets who play the sitar in a garage band in the 1970's. Ron saw it last night and thought it was fabulous. This is the seque.

Oh man, this made my sides hurt. :lol:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 07:41 AM
I fail to see the correlation to having a bad diet and not taking chances. I could point you to a lot of people who acomplished a lot without smoking or eating and drinking to excess.



And I really dont think the over 16oz rule is going to catch on anywhere but NYC. There will be sugar taxes because they need to grab that money, but this limiting size nonsense is bloomburg.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:42 AM
Ron has a filmmaker coming in later who has a film about a group of midgets who play the sitar in a garage band in the 1970's. Ron saw it last night and thought it was fabulous. This is the seque.

a filmmaker, you say? well that certainly changes things!

http://www.razzamatazz.co.uk/uploads/images_products_large/2206.jpg

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 07:43 AM
Shark's gonna make Fezzie cry.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 07:43 AM
oh no! what did shark say? i missed it. :down:

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 07:46 AM
oh no! what did shark say? i missed it. :down:

He called in as "Todd" and repeated Fezzie's line about people dying in marathons.

A.J.
06-14-2012, 07:52 AM
And while I'm still cranky, what the FUCK is Obama thinking shutting down the World Trade Center PATH station from 3-6 on a workday afternoon?!? :furious:

He's gotta raise those campaign funds.

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 07:58 AM
Guess I'm not moving to Massachusetts, I have a bit of a potty mouth.

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 07:59 AM
Oh shut up Fez, no one is buying this grandma bit anymore.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:00 AM
pretty sure fez isnt reading this thread either

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 08:00 AM
Oh shut up Fez, no one is buying this grandma bit anymore.

Geez, I thought I was cranky. :smile:

jennysmurf
06-14-2012, 08:01 AM
Geez, I thought I was cranky. :smile:

Give him a break, he was up late last night.:happy:

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 08:02 AM
Give him a break, he was up late last night.:happy:

Ah.

I really have to make it to the drunk thread one of these evenings... :smile:

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:02 AM
Geez, I thought I was cranky. :smile:

haha I'm actually in a pretty good mood today, he just has a way of setting me off sometimes.

jennysmurf
06-14-2012, 08:04 AM
Ah.

I really have to make it to the drunk thread one of these evenings... :smile:

You really do. Although the real fun doesn't start until about 1 am EST.:thumbup:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:04 AM
haha I'm actually in a pretty good mood today, he just has a way of setting me off sometimes.

they say that people you are most like are the ones that piss you off the most.


fucking brad pitt

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:07 AM
they say that people you are most like are the ones that piss you off the most.


fucking brad pitt

That was a long way to go but i'll give it to ya.:smile:

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 08:08 AM
they say that people you are most like are the ones that piss you off the most.


fucking brad pitt

Mod quote! :smile:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 08:09 AM
Ron is right buy he's wrong. So yeah, we are taught to react to words and the words themselves have no objected value.

However, that's how language works and the offense is built into the ontology of the word. We need a standard so that we can communicate with people who speak the same language but come from a place far enough away to have developed its own tropes.


And I would argue that the words to have an objective quality in that swear words usually have harsher sounds which we innately react to in a certain way, and the more sanitized versions are always much softer sounding so you can use them without sounding aggressive.

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:09 AM
I used to say bafangool to my ex all the time cause she didn't know what it meant even though we watched the Sopranos together.

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:13 AM
Are we getting a guest appearance by Earl today since Vernon Reed is coming in?

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 08:13 AM
I used to say bafangool to my ex all the time cause she didn't know what it meant even though we watched the Sopranos together.

mangia la cioccolato banana.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:13 AM
Mod quote! :smile:

it'd be better than any of the shitty ones i have now

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 08:15 AM
Hey guys, whatever you do dont tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue and then try to scratch it with your tongue, just making it itch more...

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:15 AM
mangia la cioccolato banana.

:lol:

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:16 AM
Hey guys, whatever you do dont tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue and then try to scratch it with your tongue, just making it itch more...

Why did your words make me do that exact thing:wacko:

jennysmurf
06-14-2012, 08:16 AM
Mod quote! :smile:

Nobody would believe it. He's not pretty enough to get someone like Brad Pitt.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:16 AM
Hey guys, whatever you do dont tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue and then try to scratch it with your tongue, just making it itch more...

that will make me sneeze

sailor
06-14-2012, 08:18 AM
Funny about curses from other cultures meaning nothing if you're from them, in my neighborhood (predominately black) one of the worst insults was to call someone dummkopf (German, literally meaning dumb head).

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:20 AM
Funny about curses from other cultures meaning nothing if you're from them, in my neighborhood (predominately black) one of the worst insults was to call someone dummkopf (German, literally meaning dumb head).

I was told by a track coach in high school who had lived in Japan for a while that almost all their insults involved the person doing something horribly sexual with their mother. But then when i told that to people later in life who spoke Japanese they didn't know what I was talking about.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:20 AM
in prison if you hear someone call another man "bitch" you back up cuz you know theres going to be a fight

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 08:21 AM
that will make me sneeze

When I go outside I usually have to look at the sun until I sneeze.

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:21 AM
in prison if you hear someone call another man "bitch" you back up cuz you know theres going to be a fight

I thought you were gonna say back up cause there's a big ole' hungry cock behind you.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:24 AM
everyday during the show the ice cream man will stop out front of my building and i hate that music but as a kid that music was fucking magic and i started begging for money to go see the awesome ice cream man

sailor
06-14-2012, 08:26 AM
Ok, from a half hour or so ago, Ron was talking about the guy pretending to be gay to see what they deal with (and also talking about black like me) and Ron was saying why not ask a gay guy (or black man). I think these two examinations are totally valid and will offer more (or at least different) info on these issues, precisely BECAUSE these reports are being done by outsiders. They know how the world treats them and can then report on how it changes. Like "what's it like to be white?" I can't really answer that, to me it's woven into every aspect of my life that I don't even notice it; it's helped in part to frame my whole existence. If a non-white (Italian, let's say) pretended to be white, they would notice things I've always taken for granted and never associated with being white.

End rambling rant.

sailor
06-14-2012, 08:28 AM
When I go outside I usually have to look at the sun until I sneeze.

How'd Venus look?

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:29 AM
as kids me and friends would walk different places eating apples then when you got down to core you would yell out "apple core!" and the first one to yell "baltimore" you say "whos your friend?" and whoever they said you would whip your apple core at as hard as you could,man i miss whipping an apple core at some kids head

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 08:30 AM
i didnt get to play with the other kids in my neighborhood as a child :down:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 08:31 AM
We got a mind to cut down a tree when we were kids.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:31 AM
i didnt get to play with the other kids in my neighborhood as a child :down:

i forgot to use that cool trick you taught me and now ispy is broke

IamFogHat
06-14-2012, 08:32 AM
All right friends, I'm off to slay the dragon. Have a fun afternoon together:bye:

jennysmurf
06-14-2012, 08:33 AM
All right friends, I'm off to slay the dragon. Have a fun afternoon together:bye:

:bye: Don't forget your rubbers.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:42 AM
poor dell,he's missing his favorite singer

Dell
06-14-2012, 08:43 AM
afternooners buddays...:bye:

TWO YEARS CANCER FREE...yay me

Dell
06-14-2012, 08:43 AM
poor dell,he's missing his favorite singer

Elton was calling my name...:wink:

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 08:43 AM
afternooners buddays...:bye:

TWO YEARS CANCER FREE...yay me

thats fucking awesome :clap: im so happy for you

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:46 AM
afternooners buddays...:bye:

TWO YEARS CANCER FREE...yay me

how'd you quit?

Dell
06-14-2012, 08:49 AM
how'd you quit?


I quit my Copenhagen habit (but I still enjoy cigars and nicotine gum)...so I don't think I can say I quit

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:50 AM
I quit my Copenhagen habit (but I still enjoy cigars and nicotine gum)...so I don't think I can say I quit

congrats


but didnt you have ass cancer?

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:54 AM
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PerryWinkle
06-14-2012, 08:55 AM
Hey kooks

Dell
06-14-2012, 08:55 AM
congrats


but didnt you have ass cancer?

HA, close for you...I had a malignant bladder tumor

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 08:56 AM
why are they playing this hippy guitar crap?

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 08:56 AM
Hey kooks

budday :bye:

PerryWinkle
06-14-2012, 08:57 AM
budday :bye:

:bye: girl budday

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 08:58 AM
Hey kooks

hey budday,remeber when we were at FBA and misti said she'd give me a prostate exam?

and then she thought you were me and she stuck her finger in your butt at that bar in the city?

good times

PerryWinkle
06-14-2012, 08:59 AM
hey budday,remeber when we were at FBA and misti said she'd give me a prostate exam?

and then she thought you were me and she stuck her finger in your butt at that bar in the city?

good times

Like it was yesterday :drunk:

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 08:59 AM
hey budday,remeber when we were at FBA and misti said she'd give me a prostate exam?

and then she thought you were me and she stuck her finger in your butt at that bar in the city?

good times

ugh.. i still cant get that smell off my hand :help:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:01 AM
ugh.. i still cant get that smell off my hand :help:

no one told you you had to stick your whole hand up there

PerryWinkle
06-14-2012, 09:01 AM
ugh.. i still cant get that smell off my hand :help:

thats because you refuse to wash that finger, or was it two, I cant remember :wink:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:04 AM
thats because you refuse to wash that finger, or was it two, I cant remember :wink:

she said your asshole was so loose she she could make shadow puppets with both hands up in there,up in there,up in there

PerryWinkle
06-14-2012, 09:05 AM
she said your asshole was so loose she she could make shadow puppets with both hands up in there,up in there,up in there

thats because she has small hands :down:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:07 AM
thats because she has small hands :down:

i love a chick with small hands,makes my dork look bigger

PerryWinkle
06-14-2012, 09:10 AM
i love a chick with small hands,makes my dork look bigger

thats why I "date" young girls

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:11 AM
why are they playing this hippy guitar crap?

Now Misti, that's called fusion. They could fuse it with something you actually want to listen to, but whatevs.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 09:14 AM
Now Misti, that's called fusion. They could fuse it with something you actually want to listen to, but whatevs.

ahh ok . :blink:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:16 AM
this guy talks so softly i wish they would turn his mike up

sailor
06-14-2012, 09:16 AM
Now Misti, that's called fusion. They could fuse it with something you actually want to listen to, but whatevs.

Yeah, like at my dentist's...ah, never mind.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:26 AM
listen to ron bennington turn around another guest,this guy has gone from talking quietly and trying to get the interview over to laughing and enjoying himself

Warren Peace
06-14-2012, 09:29 AM
listen to ron bennington turn around another guest,this guy has gone from talking quietly and trying to get the interview over to laughing and enjoying himself

it's a clause in Earl's reparations contract.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 09:38 AM
holy crap: Cooked squid inseminates woman’s “tongue, cheek and gums” (http://io9.com/5918453/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-tongue-cheek-and-gums)

According to a scientific paper from the Journal of Parasitology, a 63-year-old Korean woman "experienced severe pain in her oral cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs." She spat out the food in her mouth, but still had a "pricking and foreign-body sensation" in her oral cavity. When she went to the hospital, they removed a dozen "small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva."

Yes, the dead squid's spermatophores were still active, and they'd inseminated the woman's oral cavity.

:surrender:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:39 AM
There was some kind of extended preview for Rock of Ages before Prometheus that was just unbearable.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:41 AM
holy crap: Cooked squid inseminates woman’s “tongue, cheek and gums” (http://io9.com/5918453/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-tongue-cheek-and-gums)



:surrender:

Aw skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet, aw skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 09:43 AM
Aw skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet, aw skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

thats terrible.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:46 AM
if they had lived her name would be octomom

and i find it hilarious she got fucked in the mouth

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:47 AM
Man they sit on their swag forever, they had to have gotten that Cosby book signed like 2 or 3 years ago.

CountryBob
06-14-2012, 09:49 AM
20$ and Reggie

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:49 AM
5 dollars. I forget the name, but I remember he's in a broken down torino under a sign that says "riiib tip."

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 09:51 AM
what was the SSHUAS question?

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:53 AM
20$ and Reggie

I'm sure it's 5 because she only has a 10 and he doesn't give any change.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:53 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hwBoa-NbNL8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:54 AM
Goddamn that spy, he's too fast for me.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 09:55 AM
5 dollars cousin jack

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 09:56 AM
:unsure:

sailor
06-14-2012, 09:57 AM
5 dollars cousin jack

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

Sadly, as a regular poster here you're not eligible to win.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 09:59 AM
:unsure:

Havent seen it?

CountryBob
06-14-2012, 09:59 AM
Ahh spaghetti :(

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:01 AM
Goddamn that spy, he's too fast for me.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 10:02 AM
I'll bet bassetts is on the list, but I would say in the philadelphia area you cant beat La Michuacana ice cream in Kennett Square. And as long as you're there you'd better go eat mexican food at La Pena.

Another great one from around here, Nelsons.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 10:02 AM
Havent seen it?

nope :down:

Warren Peace
06-14-2012, 10:05 AM
Cliff's Ice Cream in Ledgewood, NJ FTW

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:06 AM
voted best ice cream in the country every year is a place about 10 mins from my pad http://www.moomers.com/ it really is unbelivable and has to be at the top of whatever list

Warren Peace
06-14-2012, 10:06 AM
Jefferson Dairy? HTG needs to be disqualified from this discussion immediately.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 10:08 AM
These assholes dont sound like they enjoy ice cream at all, they sound like they collect it for their Yelp page.

Walk in and ask to taste the vanilla....

You shouldn't feel like you're kicked in the balls if you get a substellar ice cream cone.

jennysmurf
06-14-2012, 10:09 AM
Stew Leornards has amazing ice cream. I'm dyin now.:wallbash:

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 10:10 AM
nope :down:

It's funny.

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 10:11 AM
the ice cream i had growing up either came from carvel or mr softie :o

LeedsJr
06-14-2012, 10:11 AM
Nooners, buddays.

Stumbled back from the pub after watching the damn azzurri give away another win to hear the radio poison that is HTG.

Oh well, I guess I'll stumble on back to the pub and see if Ireland can do any better against Spain. {Not bloody likely}

Hasta manana. :drunk:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:12 AM
Stew Leornards has amazing ice cream. I'm dyin now.:wallbash:

no shit,i now know what i'm doing after the show,moomers vanilla,i usually only go there right after the cherry harvest for the awesome cherry creams but, i'm dyin now too

jennysmurf
06-14-2012, 10:13 AM
Gary's Ice Cream near Little Compton Rhode Island is also awesome.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 10:14 AM
All you peeps touting the ice cream parlors on farms, just because you can smell cow shit doesn't mean they make their own, or are using their own milk. Farms open ice cream counters because it makes sense with their audience of little kids in corn mazes and petting zoos and shit.

Dell
06-14-2012, 10:15 AM
the best ice cream in our area was Dittos...yep, a Rush Limbaugh themed ice cream shop

I'm guessing it went out of business because the ice cream, as good as it was, was not enough to stomach the holier than thou experience...cannot stand that big bag of wind

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:15 AM
just checked out the ibang,they got it right,moomers is on the list

sailor
06-14-2012, 10:18 AM
no shit,i now know what i'm doing after the show,moomers vanilla,i usually only go there right after the cherry harvest for the awesome cherry creams but, i'm dyin now too

What's a cherry cream? Is that like an egg cream?

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:21 AM
What's a cherry cream? Is that like an egg cream?

na its when they add fresh local bing cherries to their ice cream,so good it'll make you cream your shorts

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:23 AM
All you peeps touting the ice cream parlors on farms, just because you can smell cow shit doesn't mean they make their own, or are using their own milk. Farms open ice cream counters because it makes sense with their audience of little kids in corn mazes and petting zoos and shit.

they have their ice cream makers right there,during cherry festival theres aline a football field long

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 10:24 AM
popping balloons scare me. a lot. i cant do it. :glurps:

A.J.
06-14-2012, 10:26 AM
na its when they add fresh local bing cherries to their ice cream,so good it'll make you cream your shorts

That sounds awesome.

Dell
06-14-2012, 10:27 AM
they have their ice cream makers right there,during cherry festival theres aline a football field long

there are long lines for toilet paper in Russia...don't make it good, just means there isn't much of it, or service is slow

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:28 AM
going back to the last time

in high school the last time i went to a drive-in with my friends,watching a cheech and chong triple feature and getting totally high,what a fantastic night that was

Dell
06-14-2012, 10:28 AM
That sounds awesome.

which part?

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:29 AM
there are long lines for toilet paper in Russia...don't make it good, just means there isn't much of it, or service is slow

jealousy,everynight you're haunting me

A.J.
06-14-2012, 10:29 AM
Fresh local cherries in ice cream.

Dell
06-14-2012, 10:30 AM
jealousy,everynight you're haunting me

I have toilet paper!

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:31 AM
stupid phones lines are full so i cant call in and talk about moomers

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 10:31 AM
they have their ice cream makers right there,during cherry festival theres aline a football field long

I believe you, i was more chiding the callers, im sure atleast some of them are eating factory ice cream that the farm buys in.

Dell
06-14-2012, 10:34 AM
Moomers' secret...

http://www.petdairy.com/images/products/Prod_CC_LG_00269CR.jpg

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:35 AM
Moomers' secret...

http://www.petdairy.com/images/products/Prod_CC_LG_00269CR.jpg

THATS FUCKING BULLSHIT!! TAKE IT BACK!!

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 10:36 AM
Wait, the mets are appealing a call to get ra dickey a no hitter? Did they not see how Santana got his on a bad csll?

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:39 AM
Wait, the mets are appealing a call to get ra dickey a no hitter? Did they not see how Santana got his on a bad csll?

was it the last play of the game? and i have dickey on my fantasy team,fuckers awesome

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 10:43 AM
A single in tge first inning they want changed to an error.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:48 AM
A single in tge first inning they want changed to an error.

they didnt change the tiger's gallalagruas and it was a bad call on what shoulde been the last play of the game,cant see them changing it but it would be good for my team if they did

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:51 AM
alright buddays,heading out for some ice cream,enjoy your day


C'YA!

Misteriosa
06-14-2012, 10:53 AM
later buddays :bye:

Dell
06-14-2012, 10:53 AM
later buddays...:bye:

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 10:54 AM
fuckin ispy is now working

sailor
06-14-2012, 10:56 AM
Later, kids.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 11:05 AM
the best ice cream in our area was Dittos...yep, a Rush Limbaugh themed ice cream shop

I'm guessing it went out of business because the ice cream, as good as it was, was not enough to stomach the holier than thou experience...cannot stand that big bag of wind

And no chocolate or coffee ice cream either, I'll bet.

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 11:06 AM
they didnt change the tiger's gallalagruas and it was a bad call on what shoulde been the last play of the game,cant see them changing it but it would be good for my team if they did

They wont change it and it's balls for them even to petition it.

Dell
06-14-2012, 11:10 AM
And no chocolate or coffee ice cream either, I'll bet.

:laugh:

sailor
06-14-2012, 11:22 AM
Changing a hit to an error or vice versa is nothing like changing a hit to an out (or vice versa).

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 11:26 AM
I'm looking at this moomers website and I think spy is onto something.

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 12:42 PM
I'm looking at this moomers website and I think spy is onto something.

just got back,got some vanilla and went for a ride in the country,it's very good. told the girl at the counter that they were talking about the place on the ron and fez show,couldnt believe it because it turns out she's a fan of the show,especially fez-cracked me up so i told her about this site so...

hello charlotte,this is the right thread welcome to the best board in the world

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 12:45 PM
papabear,you might have some company tonight during the replay,she's very sweet so be nice

realmenhatelife
06-14-2012, 01:35 PM
just got back,got some vanilla and went for a ride in the country,it's very good. told the girl at the counter that they were talking about the place on the ron and fez show,couldnt believe it because it turns out she's a fan of the show,especially fez-cracked me up so i told her about this site so...

hello charlotte,this is the right thread welcome to the best board in the world

She thinks you're a sweet old man, why would you expose her to your horrible alter ego?

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 01:36 PM
She thinks you're a sweet old man, why would you expose her to your horrible alter ego?

shhhhh,i'm hoping she doesnt back read

Dell
06-14-2012, 02:00 PM
shhhhh,i'm hoping she doesnt back read

:laugh:...she won't have to wait long

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 02:08 PM
crank posters! crank posters!

lets get this to the next page and i'll do my "went to moomers post" again

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 02:10 PM
post

disneyspy
06-14-2012, 02:13 PM
so i went to moomers after the show and got some vanilla,man it's so good

told a nice young lady that they were discussing the place on the show,turns out she's a fan of the show and a big fan of fez's.

she had nice small hands that would make my dork look bigger

sailor
06-14-2012, 04:14 PM
Little does she know just how close she came to dying in a ditch this evening.

deliciousV
06-14-2012, 04:33 PM
I grew up about 12 miles from Young's Jersey Dairy, it's in Yellow Springs Ohio, not Canton. I was working today and really wanted to call and correct Ron, but then again, let him go to Canton looking for it, he'll be 3 hours away. Dave Chapelle lives in Yellow Springs, it's a stoner town full of hippies and head shops, but Youngs is out a country road on a farm, There have been more than a few Chapelle sightings there. (I met him at Best Buy one day, he was friendly and stopped and talked for a couple of minutes)

spikefiddle
06-15-2012, 12:23 AM
so i went to moomers after the show and got some vanilla,man it's so good

told a nice young lady that they were discussing the place on the show,turns out she's a fan of the show and a big fan of fez's.

she had nice small hands that would make my dork look bigger

She had mouse paws?

jennysmurf
06-15-2012, 07:01 AM
She had mouse paws?

:laugh:

disneyspy
06-15-2012, 08:51 AM
She had mouse paws?

why you i outta...