Ron and Fez Listening Thread 06.15.2012...May the Funk Be With You

[Dell]

http://www.97zokonline.com/upload/image/funkyfriday.jpg

Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Heard of Ron and Fez? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call in! Don't suck.

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[Dell]

ALERT, ALERT...June 17th is SUNDRESS SUNDAY...make them Fathers' Day!

http://www.freewebs.com/iknowexactlywhatgoeson/dior%20model%20and%20sundress.bmp

[IamFogHat]

Good job Dell!:clap:
I'll probably be too hungover on Monday, but on Tuesday I promise I'll make a new listening thread with new fun templates for you guys:smile:

[realmenhatelife]

A summer Friday, we're in for a slow, slow thread today.

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[realmenhatelife]

Dont they know how dangerous it is to bump an old listening thread right at 11?

[A.J.]

Chambers Brothers on Funk Friday? Earl must be coming in today.

[realmenhatelife]

Chambers Brothers on Funk Friday? Earl must be coming in today.

Maybe Ron's just running late.

[Misteriosa]

Checking in on.mobile. sister and fam here from Florida. Taking nephew to the park

[Recyclerz]

Maybe Ron's just running late.

Ding, ding, ding! Winner!

[realmenhatelife]

I had to take a call on the set up, so people are finally railing against hick's death videos?

[realmenhatelife]

Checking in on.mobile. sister and fam here from Florida. Taking nephew to the park

Nice day for it.

[CountryBob]

What up -
fuckers of mothers?

[Dell]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cOMNQ7pmsUs/TqZuTyOOEsI/AAAAAAAAFgw/7-DiywkGY7c/s400/Blake%2BLively%2Bin%2BRed%2BStars%2BSundress%2BFas hion%2B%25280%2529.jpg

[Dell]

http://wkdesigner.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/image1xl.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know how they can say "yeah, we dont read these things." I guess it shows you that no matter what your job is eventually you'll cut whatever corners you can.

[realmenhatelife]

I actually think I'd take Rock of Ages, it seems liek it'd be more embarassingly awful.

I dont think either of these movies goes #1 though.

[jennysmurf]

Checking in on.mobile. sister and fam here from Florida. Taking nephew to the park

Fun! But we'll miss you if you don't check in enough!

[sailor]

Has Ron ever expressed his thoughts on the Egyptian elections (was randomly thinking this). In theory he should love it; it's two polarizing candidates and there are no moderates to be found. I think a moderate would really help them out, to be obvious guy.

[realmenhatelife]

Goddamn I want a quesadilla.

[deliciousV]

This has nothing to do with anything, but I saw this on another site
http://semonin.com/property-search/detail/3/1334117/214-MOCKINGBIRD-GARDENS-DR-LOUISVILLE-KY-40207

it's Rick Pitino's house, it for sale. Being a college basketball coach clearly doesn't suck.

[Recyclerz]

Sure the townspeople will have to run fast to catch Pepper - centaurs have four legs.

[realmenhatelife]

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton its me bobo this is my new acount

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
this my new twitter so follow me @OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton its me bobo I am not lying this is so i can follow u all

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@JimNorton follow me already its me bobo

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@OpieRadio please follow me its me bobo I won't bug u i mean it

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@AnthonyCumia its me bobo follow me please

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@AnthonyCumia its me bobo pleasew follow me please it really is me

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
I want o and a to follow me please do so guys I will stop buging u guys once u do so @OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton

This is just the last hour.

[Dell]

This has nothing to do with anything, but I saw this on another site
http://semonin.com/property-search/detail/3/1334117/214-MOCKINGBIRD-GARDENS-DR-LOUISVILLE-KY-40207

it's Rick Pitino's house, it for sale. Being a college basketball coach clearly doesn't suck.

nice house and I'm interested...going to check the sofa today for some spare money

[deliciousV]

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton its me bobo this is my new acount

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
this my new twitter so follow me @OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton its me bobo I am not lying this is so i can follow u all

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@JimNorton follow me already its me bobo

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@OpieRadio please follow me its me bobo I won't bug u i mean it

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@AnthonyCumia its me bobo follow me please

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@AnthonyCumia its me bobo pleasew follow me please it really is me

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
I want o and a to follow me please do so guys I will stop buging u guys once u do so @OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton

This is just the last hour.

at least he's not lying

[Melk]

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton its me bobo this is my new acount

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
this my new twitter so follow me @OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton its me bobo I am not lying this is so i can follow u all

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@JimNorton follow me already its me bobo

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@OpieRadio please follow me its me bobo I won't bug u i mean it

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@AnthonyCumia its me bobo follow me please

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
@AnthonyCumia its me bobo pleasew follow me please it really is me

Daniel Kurlan ‏@BOBONYC105
I want o and a to follow me please do so guys I will stop buging u guys once u do so @OpieRadio @AnthonyCumia @JimNorton

This is just the last hour.
Someone should create a strong-confident Bobo Twitter account.

[deliciousV]

nice house and I'm interested...going to check the sofa today for some spare money

just 2.2 mil, you got that in your wallet right now.

[IamFogHat]

Did the show ever start?

[LeedsJr]

{Smack!} Are Pepper and Ron trying to out lip smack each other? {Smack!} :dry:

[Dell]

gotta grab some lunch...hope I don't miss Rorschach's call

[jennysmurf]

Sure the townspeople will have to run fast to catch Pepper - centaurs have four legs.

:happy:

[Misteriosa]

My nephew is all filthy. That means he's having fun. Ive been informed that he will be staying with us after him mom goes back to florida

[IamFogHat]

Hi there. Who's this?

[IamFogHat]

My nephew is all filthy. That means he's having fun. Ive been informed that he will be staying with us after him mom goes back to florida

For how long?

[Misteriosa]

August

[jennysmurf]

Hi there. Who's this?

Maggie Gyllenhaal

[sailor]

...after him mom...

I always thought you Brits spelled it mum.

[deliciousV]

Maggie Gyllenhaal

she is a chatty thing, isn't she? But I must admit, I want to see the vibrator movie.

[Dell]

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens3758542_1239041292snore.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

she is a chatty thing, isn't she? But I must admit, I want to see the vibrator movie.

cbob's got a whole stack of DVDs I'm sure he'd lend you.

[jennysmurf]

cbob's got a whole stack of DVDs I'm sure he'd lend you.

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

bonjour mes amies

[jennysmurf]

This is the description of the Ron and Fez show on the Sirius/XM page:

Four hours of highly addictive radio featuring unexpected guests, and an audience that gets involved. Conversations range from the absurdly hilarious to moments of actual intellectual fulfillment.

Wonder who writes those things?:tongue:

[CountryBob]

cbob's got a whole stack of DVDs I'm sure he'd lend you.

I personally recommend Carnival Tattoo'd Lesbian Amputee Freaks

[deliciousV]

I personally recommend Carnival Tattoo'd Lesbian Amputee Freaks

pick something I haven't already seen.

[Misteriosa]

I think ill be dragging him outta here at 1. Its hot and im sure he'll be ready for lunch and a nap by then

[realmenhatelife]

I think ill be dragging him outta here at 1. Its hot and im sure he'll be ready for lunch and a nap by then

I think you can say that about both of you.

[realmenhatelife]

I like Eugene Levy just fine but arent they over selling him a tad wee bit?

[CountryBob]

pick something I haven't already seen.

How about - She Aint Just my Sheep, She's Also My Wife! part 3

[jennysmurf]

I personally recommend Carnival Tattoo'd Lesbian Amputee Freaks

pick something I haven't already seen.

You guys are so awesomely creepy!:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I like Eugene Levy just fine but arent they over selling him a tad wee bit?

I'll give you a tad or a wee, but not both a tad and a wee. That's just silly.

[Misteriosa]

I think you can say that about both of you.

Im taking some sun too. Makes me wish i wore shorter shorts. Gotta get my golden color back

[CountryBob]

You guys are so awesomely creepy!:laugh:

You are awesomely awesome! :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Im taking some sun too. Makes me wish i wore shorter shorts. Gotta get my golden color back

You love teasing the freaks, don't you?:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

How about - She Aint Just my Sheep, She's Also My Wife! part 3

Back into it like you mean it part 6

[jennysmurf]

You are awesomely awesome! :happy:

Oh you!:wub:

[CountryBob]

Im taking some sun too. Makes me wish i wore shorter shorts. Gotta get my golden color back

I love summertime

[LeedsJr]

I think ill be dragging him outta here at 1. Its hot and im sure he'll be ready for lunch and a nap by then

I'm ready for lunch and a nap. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

You love teasing the freaks, don't you?:tongue:

I love summertime

See?:happy:

[CountryBob]

Back into it like you mean it part 6

No kidding - I went into a bedroom at a frat party to find a place to make out with this chick and there were a couple of guys watching a bestiality porn called Green Acres. There was a farmer performing cunniligus on a huge sow pig when we opened the door. I was shocked but the chicks reacting was priceless. She calmly said " Well, I guess he likes the big un's!" And we got the fuck out of there.

[realmenhatelife]

Im taking some sun too. Makes me wish i wore shorter shorts. Gotta get my golden color back

I think guys like tan lines because it makes them feel like they have x ray vision.

[Misteriosa]

You love teasing the freaks, don't you?:tongue:

Its not like my hair is loose and im wearing a sun dress..

[deliciousV]

How about - She Aint Just my Sheep, She's Also My Wife! part 3

Finally! 2 left so many unanswered questions.

[jennysmurf]

Its not like my hair is loose and im wearing a sun dress..

:lol:

[sailor]

It's only pepper and Dave on Saturdays because XM wanted the other guys to work for free and wouldn't even pay transit.

[realmenhatelife]

No kidding - I went into a bedroom at a frat party to find a place to make out with this chick and there were a couple of guys watching a bestiality porn called Green Acres. There was a farmer performing cunniligus on a huge sow pig when we opened the door. I was shocked but the chicks reacting was priceless. She calmly said " Well, I guess he likes the big un's!" And we got the fuck out of there.

I guess it's nice of him to think of the pig's needs first.

[IamFogHat]

http://www.eastsidedavecountry.com/wp-content/uploads/Dave-Bearded-Joker.jpg

[Dell]

Back into it like you mean it part 6

got to face them at the edge of a steep drop off for that...(forgot which comedian had that in his act)

[realmenhatelife]

got to face them at the edge of a steep drop off for that...(forgot which comedian had that in his act)

That was an old joke about how you bang a sheep, on the edge of a cliff so they push back.

[Misteriosa]

Man its hot out. Im glad i brought water. Nephew looks like he's gonna explode

[disneyspy]

Man its hot out. Im glad i brought water. Nephew looks like he's gonna explode

your family arab?

[Dell]

That was an old joke about how you bang a sheep, on the edge of a cliff so they push back.

shew...glad I didn't claim credit

[IamFogHat]

Fez got a date and it's a brunch? Sounds kinda gay.

[Misteriosa]

your family arab?

No but he totally just pushed a kid to the ground for kicking him. Ha!

[disneyspy]

No but he totally just pushed a kid to the ground for kicking him. Ha!

central florida boys are bad asses

[IamFogHat]

Davey Mac!!:clap:

[Dell]

No but he totally just pushed a kid to the ground for kicking him. Ha!

no shiv?

[deliciousV]

your family arab?

:lol::thumbup::lol:

[CountryBob]

Time to get back to work - you slackers!
See ya internet friends one and all! :bye:

[Caseyelan]

I cant believe I failed.

[disneyspy]

I cant believe I failed.

whew,then i dont feel so bad,i failed too

[Dell]

sounds like I'm in good company...Fail. Fail. Fail.

wish it let me know which ones I missed

[realmenhatelife]

I cant believe I failed.

Well if you knew him all that well do you think you really would've married him?

[LeedsJr]

Did Ron really need to cut Fez off to read quiz winner names?

Right after going over how he needs to talk more?

[disneyspy]

the thing i like about hearing ESD on the show is you can hear the happiness in ron's voice

[disneyspy]

sounds like I'm in good company...Fail. Fail. Fail.

wish it let me know which ones I missed

i had two videos pop up at the end,i assumed they were the answers to the two i missed(didnt watch them)

[disneyspy]

hearing these guitar riffs on the rejoiners i keep thinking hulk hogan is coming into the studio

[disneyspy]

hahhahahaa,after pepper's fail

http://instagr.am/p/L5vn4bK43w/media/?size=l

[Dell]

i had two videos pop up at the end,i assumed they were the answers to the two i missed(didnt watch them)

didn't know the meaning of the first pic/vid, but the second one was the Fail song they played on the air...

[disneyspy]

didn't know the meaning of the first pic/vid, but the second one was the Fail song they played on the air...

ahhhh,makes sense now

[disneyspy]

the national cherry festival is only a couple of weeks away,no blue angels this year

[jimmyolsenblues]

the thing i like about hearing ESD on the show is you can hear the happiness in ron's voice

Quoted for Truth..ron loves Dave..and I miss him on the show.

[Dell]

the national cherry festival is only a couple of weeks away,no blue angels this year

why come, did the angles warm up or sumpthin?...tss, tss (with a double clap)

[disneyspy]

why come, did the angles warm up or sumpthin?...tss, tss (with a double clap)

ha,ass,good one chip,i think its boston's 350th anniversary so there going to be there that week

[realmenhatelife]

the national cherry festival is only a couple of weeks away,no blue angels this year

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We have the strawberry festival this weekend. It's literally in my yard because I rent my house from the historical society. Buncha creeps watching me work out.

[jennysmurf]

They should talk about the Folsom Street Fair we have here in San Francisco...

http://www.folsomstreetfair.com/

:innocent:

Maybe NSFW....

[disneyspy]

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We have the strawberry festival this weekend. It's literally in my yard because I rent my house from the historical society. Buncha creeps watching me work out.

they look at your straw and berries?

[disneyspy]

They should talk about the Folsom Street Fair we have here in San Francisco...

http://www.folsomstreetfair.com/

:innocent:

Maybe NSFW....

you should send it to the Ibang

[jennysmurf]

you should send it to the Ibang

Dirty turncoat.:furious:

[disneyspy]

"the shit hole" made me giggle

[realmenhatelife]

you should send it to the Ibang

I dont really want to mess with the I Bang but I'd like to see Blobfest get some love.

[CountryBob]

We have a pain pill festival everyday around these parts!

[disneyspy]

Dirty turncoat.:furious:

it's a totally different thing that justjon and mikeyboy run,nothing like a messageboard

[jennysmurf]

it's a totally different thing that justjon and mikeyboy run,nothing like a messageboard

:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

The twin sister movie was just confusing and horrible. Not as bad as Love Guru, but it was something.


And I will also tell people that the hairdresser one is better than you'd expect.

[realmenhatelife]

If you're going by current comics bruce wayne he's like a super genius.

[disneyspy]

bruce wayne has to have morgan freeman make shit for him

[jennysmurf]

If you're going by current comics bruce wayne he's like a super genius.

Puh-lease.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRu43nObKOfxYzpaSJ_x8FVC5_yiU5sF iVqot2Rd-h37Ty0FeKo

[Dell]

I haven't heard a good "my super hero is better than your super hero" argument since elementary school...

[disneyspy]

tony stark would kick batman's ass cuz he's never thrown a hissy fit over lighting

[realmenhatelife]

Batman beat up superman.

[disneyspy]

superman is so fake

[realmenhatelife]

superman is so fake

Superman has been in the NHL playoffs 30 consecutive times.

[disneyspy]

the cooler doesnt hold liquid,it holds beer in cans

so my answer is none!

[realmenhatelife]

I feel like maybe this adam and eve spokesperson isn't really talking about free offers.

[disneyspy]

I feel like maybe this adam and eve spokesperson isn't really talking about free offers.

and why cant she tell us the extra special gifts that is so naughty she cant tell us on the radio?

i mean it is an XL channel

[jennysmurf]

I'll have all of you know that I've never lied to you about how I really am. I really do look like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.:unsure:

[jennysmurf]

I feel like maybe this adam and eve spokesperson isn't really talking about free offers.

and why cant she tell us the extra special gifts that is so naughty she cant tell us on the radio?

i mean it is an XL channel

Why do you care? She's a whore!

[realmenhatelife]

I'll have all of you know that I've never lied to you about how I really am. I really do look like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.:unsure:

Do you have a friend that looks like Willow?

Or the engineer chick on Firefly?

[jennysmurf]

Do you have a friend that looks like Willow?

Hmmm...no, but I have a friend who likes girls, so it's close.

[disneyspy]

Why do you care? She's a whore!

i dont want to open my box and find out that the special naughty gift is a bag of shit,is that too much to ask?

[jennysmurf]

i dont want to open my box and find out that the special naughty gift is a bag of shit,is that too much to ask?

You've had that happen, haven't you?

[disneyspy]

You've had that happen, haven't you?

only when i change my crippled wife's colonoscomy bag

[realmenhatelife]

Something you never want to talk about again? This is a dangerous topic Ron. Atheism.

[Dell]

Why do you care? She's a whore!

don't make her a bad person...

[jennysmurf]

only when i change my crippled wife's colonoscomy bag

You're so gross.

[jennysmurf]

don't make her a bad person...

Maybe not, but you shouldn't care about what she's saying!

[jennysmurf]

Something you never want to talk about again? This is a dangerous topic Ron. Atheism.

How many trolls you think are going to start calling in about all the stuff he just mentioned?

[disneyspy]

You're so gross.

and you're so mean picking on a crippled lady,in a wheelchair,that i have to take care of til she dies

[jennysmurf]

and you're so mean picking on a crippled lady,in a wheelchair,that i have to take care of til she dies

You're married?? Crispy's gonna be so upset.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll have all of you know that I've never lied to you about how I really am. I really do look like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.:unsure:

Wait, I just thought of something, Gellar or Swanson?

[disneyspy]

You're married?? Crispy's gonna be so upset.

see i'm a saint and you're just a mean internet person,i bet you're not even a smurf

[Dell]

and you're so mean picking on a crippled lady,in a wheelchair,that i have to take care of til she dies

I was going to complement you on your accomplishment...still can't believe she married you

[jennysmurf]

Wait, I just thought of something, Gellar or Swanson?

Which one do you all think is more attractive? That one.:unsure:

[jennysmurf]

see i'm a saint and you're just a mean internet person,i bet you're not even a smurf

You're the one that's been leading Crispy on. I don't think that's very saintly.:nono:

[Dell]

You're the one that's been leading Crispy on. I don't think that's very saintly.:nono:

by "saintly," he means like a Saint Benard dog...and by that he means he sniffs butts

[jennysmurf]

by "saintly," he means like a Saint Benard dog...and by that he means he sniffs butts

He's so gross.

[Dell]

He's so gross.

don't make him a bad person...

[disneyspy]

He's so gross.

see there? there goes mean ol jenny "smurf" just being mean on the internet,AGAIN

shits on cripples, calls people names and difflects,i'm going to call her jennyspoon

[realmenhatelife]

Which one do you all think is more attractive? That one.:unsure:



Swanson then.

Im pretty sure ron has admired the shit fans do at soccer matches.

[jennysmurf]

see there? there goes mean ol jenny "smurf" just being mean on the internet,AGAIN

shits on cripples, calls people names and difflects,i'm going to call her jennyspoon

How dare you!

[disneyspy]

How dare you!

ya that was pretty low,sorry

[LeedsJr]

see there? there goes mean ol jenny "smurf" just being mean on the internet,AGAIN

shits on cripples, calls people names and difflects,i'm going to call her jennyspoon

Mod quote! :tongue:

[Dell]

ya that was pretty low,sorry

just now got my lower jaw off of the keyboard and able to type...you two need to kiss an make up

[jennysmurf]

ya that was pretty low,sorry

Mod quote! :tongue:

If he hadn't just apologized, I would've. It was a very close call.

[jennysmurf]

just now got my lower jaw off of the keyboard and able to type...you two need to kiss an make up

He's married. I don't do that kind of stuff with married men.:nono:

[disneyspy]

my mod quotes are so lame i'm embarrassed for our mods

[jennysmurf]

my mod quotes are so lame i'm embarrassed for our mods

Aw man! I loved the one about you being Fez's age too!:sad:

[disneyspy]

Aw man! I loved the one about you being Fez's age too!:sad:

so you're not the lame one,i pity the rest of them,poor lame unfunny bastards

[IamFogHat]

There are so many jokes in that song:wacko:

[disneyspy]

fuck! the ice cream man was parked out side for like 10 minutes earlier with that stupid music going and now i have to listen to this? what the fuck

[LeedsJr]

Okay kids, I can't take anymore lip smacking or awful-voiced interns. :surrender:

Have a good weekend...

[jennysmurf]

fuck! the ice cream man was parked out side for like 10 minutes earlier with that stupid music going and now i have to listen to this? what the fuck

Did you take his frisbee and yell at him to get off of your lawn?

[disneyspy]

Did you take his frisbee and yell at him to get off of your lawn?

no, i just peered out my blinds and masturbated,silly

[disneyspy]

it blows that we didnt do a deathpool this year,i think last year i had linsay lohan,the rehab no no no chick and macy gray

[disneyspy]

alright buddays and smurf,have a good weekend

[jennysmurf]

Bye buddays! Have a good weekend! Here's a link about Lindsay Lohan on Perez Hilton, but it doesn't say much yet....

http://perezhilton.com/category/lindsay-lohan#.T9uEQhfY-So

:bye:

[jennysmurf]

alright buddays and smurf,have a good weekend

So hurtful.

[IamFogHat]

no, i just peered out my blinds and masturbated,silly

:laugh::lol:

[disneyspy]

So hurtful.

well you're not a guy


or are you? take it easy buddette,if you're a chick,if you're not then have a good weekend budday

[sailor]

Never heard this intern, but damn is her voice annoying. Soooohww.

[Dell]

So hurtful.

okay you two...http://ronfezv4.com/forums/images/smilies/hug.gif