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realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 06:44 AM
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realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 06:51 AM
All the ladies are chattering about Channing Tatum. I hope they like Nascar.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 06:51 AM
mahabone buddays,lately all the small things havent gone my way so when i got off work early(like i do on tuesdays and thursdays) and .net was down and the show was about to start i was like "really god?" well he heard me and .net came to life,now if my hearing protection at work would quit breaking...

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 06:53 AM
All the ladies are chattering about Channing Tatum. I hope they like Nascar.

are these the ladies in your office or did you kidnap misti and smurf?

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:00 AM
are these the ladies in your office or did you kidnap misti and smurf?

Mostly the facebook and general populace. If Misti and Smurf are enthralled by that bohunk I'll be so disillusioned.


The funny thing about the ladies is they have no concept of guys being in and out of their league because they're usually just dealing with guys that are in their league.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:02 AM
This bakery near me used to make ice cream sandwiches on their home make cookies, I dont know why more places dont do that. I take it over a cone any day of the week. They closed and the bakery that replaced them has no interest in it.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:05 AM
Mostly the facebook and general populace. If Misti and Smurf are enthralled by that bohunk I'll be so disillusioned.


The funny thing about the ladies is they have no concept of guys being in and out of their league because they're usually just dealing with guys that are in their league.

i tivo'd betty whites show and half a friggin justin beiber doc showed up,every girl was crying after they met him,ive had similar experiences but usually it involved crying after having sex with me

Furtherman
06-21-2012, 07:09 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550914_10150912955929032_1220873212_n.jpg

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:13 AM
i tivo'd betty whites show and half a friggin justin beiber doc showed up,every girl was crying after they met him,ive had similar experiences but usually it involved crying after having sex with me

I'm sure boys would have the same reaction.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:14 AM
Thats what that girl looks like? She's cute.

sailor
06-21-2012, 07:16 AM
Mostly the facebook and general populace. If Misti and Smurf are enthralled by that bohunk I'll be so disillusioned.


The funny thing about the ladies is they have no concept of guys being in and out of their league because they're usually just dealing with guys that are in their league.

Is it really any worse than our hot chick thread?

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:18 AM
hey buddays :o

they are changing my work responsibilities soon and are making work the super dangerous front desk. im gonna have to be rocking the xm app and therefore, sailor time. i will also be posting mobile :down:

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:19 AM
All the ladies are chattering about Channing Tatum. I hope they like Nascar.

who is this guy? i honestly dont know.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:20 AM
are these the ladies in your office or did you kidnap misti and smurf?

i could honestly use kidnapping right now. :down:

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:20 AM
hey buddays :o

they are changing my work responsibilities soon and are making work the super dangerous front desk. im gonna have to be rocking the xm app and therefore, sailor time. i will also be posting mobile :down:

whats dangerous about the front desk?

LeedsJr
06-21-2012, 07:20 AM
So what's Ron's point?

Kids are awful, so there is no point in punishing them when we catch them acting awful?

How the fuck does that make sense??

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:20 AM
Mostly the facebook and general populace. If Misti and Smurf are enthralled by that bohunk I'll be so disillusioned.

fear not.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:21 AM
So what's Ron's point?

Kids are awful, so there is no point in punishing them when we catch them acting awful?

How the fuck does that make sense??

i think he means that now a days we cant do anything to them and they know it

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:22 AM
whats dangerous about the front desk?

a lot of fights break out there between birth parents, clients, foster parents, and caseworkers. our business is very emotionally charged. its not uncommon to have the police summoned here.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:23 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/550914_10150912955929032_1220873212_n.jpg

this is awesome.

sailor
06-21-2012, 07:24 AM
who is this guy? i honestly dont know.

21 jump street, the eagle and that new stripper film.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:24 AM
Is it really any worse than our hot chick thread?

Well, not our cus it aint mine. But with women there's this extra level of elbowing in the ribs, more of a communion among them over stuff like this. It's so base with guys they are literally just looking at the picture of the woman, and there is no real woman connected to it in their head, it's pure objectification but in this scenerio it's actually a better thing. I feel like all the women I hear have little, plotted fantasies.

LeedsJr
06-21-2012, 07:25 AM
i think he means that now a days we cant do anything to them and they know it

When Fez suggested the little assholes should have to mow the woman's lawn all summer, Ron said there would be no point to it.

The point would be to show the little assholes that their actions have consequences.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:25 AM
21 jump street, the eagle and that new stripper film.

havent seen them.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:29 AM
I agree that there's a natural anarchy and cruelty to kids, even well raised kids are going to get into stuff like this. It's nuts to say the woman was being bullied by children, children cant bully an adult.

sailor
06-21-2012, 07:29 AM
havent seen them.

The eagle was enjoyable. I hear tell he's dreamy.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:30 AM
When Fez suggested the little assholes should have to mow the woman's lawn all summer, Ron said there would be no point to it.

The point would be to show the little assholes that their actions have consequences.

but if you cuff a kid in the head you get arrested for asultting a minor

LeedsJr
06-21-2012, 07:31 AM
but if you cuff a kid in the head you get arrested for asultting a minor

Yes, actions have consequences.
How is that an argument against punishing these kids for what they did?

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:32 AM
it takes a village to raise an idiot

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:33 AM
ive had kids tell foster parents right out to their faces, "i dont have to listen to you! i'll tell the judge you hit me and he'll believe me and you will go to jail!"

these little shits know *just enough* to scare adults with legal problems.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:34 AM
Yes, actions have consequences.
How is that an argument against punishing these kids for what they did?

,the bus monitor knew what she was getting into so she shouldnt have either taken the job or not cried

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:34 AM
Yes, actions have consequences.
How is that an argument against punishing these kids for what they did?

I dont think punishing a kid for this is pointless but I also think it's a mistake to think the kid is rational and will ever learn the lesson until he's just ready to mature. In this specific instance I dont think mowing this womans lawn is going to make these kids nicer to her, probably the opposite. But if their peers start looking at them like 'you guys are assholes' then they'll feel way more pressure to straighten up.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:36 AM
and some of these kids are HOLY TERRORS on the bus. they know the bus matron aint shit. those matrons get beat up and spit upon all the time. i cant tell you how many of our clients have been suspended from bus service for their batshit behaviors. ive had a clients try to throw other children out of the moving bus through the emergency exit.

LeedsJr
06-21-2012, 07:37 AM
I dont think punishing a kid for this is pointless but I also think it's a mistake to think the kid is rational and will ever learn the lesson until he's just ready to mature. In this specific instance I dont think mowing this womans lawn is going to make these kids nicer to her, probably the opposite. But if their peers start looking at them like 'you guys are assholes' then they'll feel way more pressure to straighten up.

And one of the ways kids mature is by learning actions have consequences. They don't have to like this lady or be nice to her, they need to learn that if they act like this towards someone they don't like, they'll be punished.

LeedsJr
06-21-2012, 07:38 AM
,the bus monitor knew what she was getting into so she shouldnt have either taken the job or not cried

Yeah, and that girl shouldn't have worn that short skirt if she didn't want to be raped. :dry:

Melk
06-21-2012, 07:40 AM
Society has a swishifying effect on kids these days. And your TV and your diet sodas aren't helping things!

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:40 AM
Yeah, and that girl shouldn't have worn that short skirt if she didn't want to be raped. :dry:

i didnt watch the whole video but if they raped that old lady then they should be arrested

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 07:41 AM
ive had kids tell foster parents right out to their faces, "i dont have to listen to you! i'll tell the judge you hit me and he'll believe me and you will go to jail!"

these little shits know *just enough* to scare adults with legal problems.

My son pulled that shit one time when I was blocking the door, he was grounded at the time, I handed him the phone. If they know enough to threaten this they know enough to know about group homes and foster family's.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:44 AM
fenway and the new cowboy stadium are on my bucket list of sports fields to visit

sailor
06-21-2012, 07:45 AM
My son pulled that shit one time when I was blocking the door, he was grounded at the time, I handed him the phone. If they know enough to threaten this they know enough to know about group homes and foster family's.

Doesn't work if they're already with a foster family.

A.J.
06-21-2012, 07:46 AM
I felt exactly the same way the first time my Dad took me to Yankee Stadium and Fenway Park. The outside of Yankee Stadium was a toilet back in the mid-70s but the inside was awesome to me. I fell in love with Fenway, the stadium and the neighborhood, from that first visit and have been a Sox fan ever since.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:47 AM
And one of the ways kids mature is by learning actions have consequences. They don't have to like this lady or be nice to her, they need to learn that if they act like this towards someone they don't like, they'll be punished.

I think with that specific punishment you'd be exacerbating the situation. The notion that I agree with is kids are bad, kids have always been bad, kids will always be bad, there's nothing in society now that makes them worse, there's nothing in society then that makes them better, except that change always seems like it's out of our control and things are always changing, so the knee jerk reaction is that these kids are out of control and something needs to be done to stem the tide.

Ofcourse Ron just spins out from there and he's having an argument not a conversation, that's his style.

Punishing the kids, in my mind, has more to do with maintaining the power structure than teaching the kids the lesson of what they did was wrong.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:49 AM
comerica park kicks the shit out of old tigers stadium,not every thing new is worse than the old thing

jennysmurf
06-21-2012, 07:49 AM
Is it really any worse than our hot chick thread?

Thaaaaaaaank you!


Mostly the facebook and general populace. If Misti and Smurf are enthralled by that bohunk I'll be so disillusioned.


The funny thing about the ladies is they have no concept of guys being in and out of their league because they're usually just dealing with guys that are in their league.

He does nothing for me. And I don't want the guys that are in my league. My league is very unattractive.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:50 AM
He does nothing for me. And I don't want the guys that are in my league. My league is very unattractive.

you just gave half the guys here wood

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:51 AM
My son pulled that shit one time when I was blocking the door, he was grounded at the time, I handed him the phone. If they know enough to threaten this they know enough to know about group homes and foster family's.

these kids already are in foster homes.

Melk
06-21-2012, 07:52 AM
I have been to Wrigley Field several times. The stadium is incredibly overrated. It is small. The food sucked until they hired the White Sox vendors. They served Old Style beer forever. The majority of the people are there pretending to enjoy baseball.

For all the complaints about US Cellular Field being souless, the ownership dedicated themselves to renovate the shortcomings away. Wrigley still has the filthy trough urinals from the 19th century.

jennysmurf
06-21-2012, 07:52 AM
you just gave half the guys here wood

Then my job here is done.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 07:52 AM
Thaaaaaaaank you!




He does nothing for me. And I don't want the guys that are in my league. My league is very unattractive.

Ha, you just made us all feel bad.




The Pittsburgh park is the best looking park in baseball, in my opinion.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:54 AM
He does nothing for me. And I don't want the guys that are in my league. My league is very unattractive.

you and me both, sister :o

Rhah
06-21-2012, 07:54 AM
Difference between men lusting after hot famous women and women lusting after hot famous men...

Women actually have a chance to have sex with them if they met them...

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:54 AM
I have been to Wrigley Field several times. The stadium is incredibly overrated. It is small. The food sucked until they hired the White Sox vendors. They served Old Style beer forever. The majority of the people are there pretending to enjoy baseball.

For all the complaints about US Cellular Field being souless, the ownership dedicated themselves to renovate the shortcomings away. Wrigley still has the filthy trough urinals from the 19th century.

those trough unirnals are great when some drunk fuck decides to do the slide


old chicago stadium felt like hockey

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:54 AM
Then my job here is done.

*high five*

Melk
06-21-2012, 07:54 AM
Punishing the kids, in my mind, has more to do with maintaining the power structure than teaching the kids the lesson of what they did was wrong.
Couldn't agree more.

Wrigley is NOT a good stadium.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 07:55 AM
Difference between men lusting after hot famous women and women lusting after hot famous men...

Women actually have a chance to have sex with them if they met them...

uhh.. no. there is no way in FUCK that i will be able to sleep with my celebrity crushes. at all. like, ever.

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 07:55 AM
I saw my first game in Riverfront back in the Big Red machine days, and I felt the same things as the guy in the clip, when we walked up the steps and that big green field was there it was almost a religious experience. I'm happy to say both my kids saw their first games there too. I go up to Ohio and go to a game with my daughter a couple of times a year, and Great American is a damn nice park.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 07:56 AM
uhh.. no. there is no way in FUCK that i will be able to sleep with my celebrity crushes. at all. like, ever.

fez,elton john,ricky martin and who else am i forgetting?

jennysmurf
06-21-2012, 07:58 AM
fez,elton john,ricky martin and who else am i forgetting?

Silly, those are your crushes...:tongue:

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:00 AM
fez,elton john,ricky martin and who else am i forgetting?

Dammit, beat me to it. She totally crushes on the gay Sherlock Holmes types.

Melk
06-21-2012, 08:01 AM
those trough unirnals are great when some drunk fuck decides to do the slide


old chicago stadium felt like hockey
I was great for basketball, too. I don't know why they have to dump Chicago Stadium or old Comesky when it could be used for many purposes.

If I owned the Cubs, I would try to get a new stadium in one of the more spacious suburbs (Bridgeview, Schaumburg, etc) then split the games between both stadiums. The Hanshin Tigers split their time between the Osaka Dome and Koshien Stadium and make a killing with the amount of fans the bring in from two different regions in the city.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:02 AM
Dammit, beat me to it. She totally crushes on the gay Sherlock Holmes types.

sherlock holmes IS NOT GAY! and its great tv, the new spock,probably

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:03 AM
uhh.. no. there is no way in FUCK that i will be able to sleep with my celebrity crushes. at all. like, ever.

Misti, if you actually met them and the mood was right, sex would happen because women are the keeper of the sex :)

If us ugly men met Kate Upton, we'd have to rohipnol that shit.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 08:04 AM
I'm guessing that Ron's dad must have refused to call it Connie Mack Stadium.

Melk
06-21-2012, 08:04 AM
Difference between men lusting after hot famous women and women lusting after hot famous men...

Women actually have a chance to have sex with them if they met them...
The difference between women who lust after celebrity men and men who list after celebrity women is that women seem verbally more diluted than men do. They will say things like, ” My Justin Beiber” or ” My future husband.” Men just keep photos, jerk off, and be done with it.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 08:04 AM
sherlock holmes IS NOT GAY! and its great tv, the new spock,probably

New Spock is outer than Fez, spy.

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:04 AM
those trough unirnals are great when some drunk fuck decides to do the slide


old chicago stadium felt like hockey

I can't pee at the urinals when I go to Cubs games... I am bladder shy have to hold it until I get home or else go in a stall which are so small you have to actually make contact with the walls which could have several diseases on them.

A.J.
06-21-2012, 08:06 AM
I need to see Wrigley for obvious reasons but I REALLY want to go up to PNC Park. I couldn't make it last year when the Sox played the Buccos but I might do a weekend up there this summer.

Melk
06-21-2012, 08:07 AM
I can't pee at the urinals when I go to Cubs games... I am bladder shy have to hold it until I get home or else go in a stall which are so small you have to actually make contact with the walls which could have several diseases on them.
I am pretty certain you can get that antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea from there.

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:10 AM
I am pretty certain you can get that antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea from there.

I could probably pee in the troughs if I was drinking so much beer that it was starting to leak out, but if it wasn't filled to bursting, I can't relax enough to get the flow started... :drunk:

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:11 AM
I could probably pee in the troughs if I was drinking so much beer that it was starting to leak out, but if it wasn't filled to bursting, I can't relax enough to get the flow started... :drunk:

i scratch my back right above the buttcrack to get it going right away,try it sometime

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:12 AM
Misti, if you actually met them and the mood was right, sex would happen because women are the keeper of the sex :)If us ugly men met Kate Upton, we'd have to rohipnol that shit.

ha! i would most definately need some help from the chemical department.

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:13 AM
That bus monitor video

:(

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bJ9n8JQJy2c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:15 AM
woo hoo,7 1/2 point swing between me and first last night,i'm only 4 points behind walking joint in out baseball fantasy league now,oh hanso,why you fall so far behind?

Warren Peace
06-21-2012, 08:16 AM
My first baseball game was Cubs - Cardinals at Busch Stadium in 1978. We saw Dave Kingman and Bill Buckner outside the stadium before the game walking from the team hotel. Both were wearing brown leather blazers - thankfully my Mom captured it in a Polaroid.

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:17 AM
There is a fund already to give that bus monitor lady a nice vacation, up to 200,000!!

http://www.indiegogo.com/loveforkarenhklein?c=home

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:18 AM
old tiger stadium was a fucking dump and i went to 5 games back during the roar of 84

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:19 AM
my first baseball game was at shea. do i really need to tell you how it ended? :o

A.J.
06-21-2012, 08:20 AM
my first baseball game was at shea. do i really need to tell you how it ended? :o

If it was in 1986, NO.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:21 AM
my first ballgame my dad got us tix to see mark the bird fydrich,it was awesome

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:22 AM
If it was in 1986, NO.

HA!!!!

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:24 AM
Relevant pic for earlier kid conversation?

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/t/7/w/d/a.aaa-Explain-these-bad-grades.jpg

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:25 AM
I think the ONLY time i've been in awe of a stadium is when me and friends went to michigan stadium and hearing what 105,000 people sound like during HAIL TO THE VICTORS

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:27 AM
sherlock holmes IS NOT GAY! and its great tv, the new spock,probably

I mean the actor, not the character, just in case that wasn't clear.

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:29 AM
Veterans stadium was the worst park I've ever been to.

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:30 AM
I think the ONLY time i've been in awe of a stadium is when me and friends went to michigan stadium and hearing what 105,000 people sound like during HAIL TO THE VICTORS

I only know this version:
"Hail to those mother-f---ers!
Hail to those big co---suckers!
Hail, hail to Michigan!
The cesspool of the world...

Hail to those masturbators!
Hail to those fornicators!
Hail, hail, to Michigan!
The cesspool of the world!"

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:32 AM
I mean the actor, not the character, just in case that wasn't clear.

actually, that's ambiguous as well. :o see: Adler, Irene

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:33 AM
SHAKES HIS HEAD-TIGER STADIUM HAD A ROOF (over the stands)THAT BLOCKED OUT EVERYTHING ELSE, maybe if you lived in detroit it was nice to be blockaded in and just have a baseball field to look at but to me it was almost clostophobic and it stunk of old cigar smoke

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:33 AM
ha! i would most definately need some help from the chemical department.

Stop it.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:34 AM
I only know this version:
"Hail to those mother-f---ers!
Hail to those big co---suckers!
Hail, hail to Michigan!
The cesspool of the world...

Hail to those masturbators!
Hail to those fornicators!
Hail, hail, to Michigan!
The cesspool of the world!"

you my friend,didnt learn the words right

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:35 AM
Platoon :)

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:35 AM
Stop it.

what?

Melk
06-21-2012, 08:35 AM
I still can't get over how Miller Park has obstructed view seating everywhere in the stadium but is newer than New Comesky Park

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:36 AM
you my friend,didnt learn the words right

nah... that looks about right. :innocent:

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 08:37 AM
Whats with the dubstep conservative politics show promo?

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:37 AM
what?

Being down on yourself.

Spacegh0st
06-21-2012, 08:37 AM
Starship Troopers!

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:38 AM
nah... that looks about right. :innocent:

just sit over at your front desk honey,the men are talking now

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 08:39 AM
My perfect world biggest movie of all time is Aliens.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:39 AM
Starship Troopers!

ha! welcome to the board and it's best daily thread

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:40 AM
Whats with the dubstep conservative politics show promo?
they are trying to be all hip with the kids these days, right before they yell at them to get off the lawn.
Being down on yourself.

well the doctor and sherlock both date tall, thin, white women, so i have no shot at that.

the rest of my crushes have turned out to have a serious case of the ghey :down:

so yes, i will need chemical help!

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:41 AM
Starship Troopers!

welcome :bye:

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:41 AM
My perfect world biggest movie of all time is Aliens.

i bet the paulo says CADDYSHACK

mine is BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:42 AM
Ooh, Starship Troopers and Aliens are both good ideas too.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:42 AM
just sit over at your front desk honey,the men are talking now

:nono:

Melk
06-21-2012, 08:43 AM
i bet the paulo says CADDYSHACK

mine is BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
Mine would be Flash Gordon.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 08:44 AM
So this is Texas Funeral by Jon Wayne, whom you might recognize from a long ago listening thread song.

cuFtUtCiKnIgNeGdge

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:45 AM
well the doctor and sherlock both date tall, thin, white women, so i have no shot at that.

the rest of my crushes have turned out to have a serious case of the ghey :down:

so yes, i will need chemical help!

Include those first two in the second group.

And, ok then. Buck up!

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 08:46 AM
There's so much potential for ego in this question. I love lots of small movies, I dont expect others too. My favorite movie in the world is Barton Fink, I dont think the world would be better if Barton Fink made 500 million dollars.

Spacegh0st
06-21-2012, 08:47 AM
Thanks for the welcome's!

Was going to say Flash Gordon too!! War Rocket Ajax!

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 08:48 AM
I love Running Man.




So Smurf only likes ugly guys and Misti only likes gay guys and englishmen. Dudes are taking a beating round here, maybe if we could only find our inner tatum.

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:49 AM
I feel like all the women I hear have little, plotted fantasies.

I would do some serious slobodan milosevic worthy shit to make her mine.

Sounds like a plotted fantasy to me!

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:51 AM
Fifth element. Sixth sense. Se7en.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 08:51 AM
the avengers id down to only 4 showings a day at my local cineplex

sailor
06-21-2012, 08:52 AM
Misti only likes gay guys and englishmen.

Same difference.

Melk
06-21-2012, 08:53 AM
Thanks for the welcome's!

Was going to say Flash Gordon too!! War Rocket Ajax!
Gordon's alive!?

It is a crime that there want a sequel

Rhah
06-21-2012, 08:55 AM
Best thing about my listening source is sometimes it slows down and Ronnie and Pepper sound like Barry White.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:55 AM
Same difference.

youre killing me :o

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 08:56 AM
Best thing about my listening source is sometimes it slows down and Ronnie and Pepper sound like Barry White.

haa! i hate when that happens.. heeeey therrrree hiiicks morwowrrtdfkajns

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 09:01 AM
i think the thing i like best about paulo calls is you can tell ron starts enjoying himself on the radio

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 09:11 AM
oh great,today the ice cream man is blaring "I WISH I WERE IN DIXIE"

I'M GETTING A GUN

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:12 AM
Fifth element. Sixth sense. Se7en.

8 men out. 8 1/2. Nine. 9 1/2 weeks. 10

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:16 AM
8 men out. 8 1/2. Nine. 9 1/2 weeks. 10

ocean's eleven, 12 monkeys, 13 ghosts

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:16 AM
oh great,today the ice cream man is blaring "I WISH I WERE IN DIXIE"

I'M GETTING A GUN

if you were in dixie, you'd already have one :o

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:17 AM
I have to point out that Peter Pan isn't the hero of Peter Pan, he's kindof the villian.





I know business shorts are too much to ask for, but seriously I think we need to make manpri's acceptable.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:18 AM
oof. ron really ran over fez on that one

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:19 AM
I think the magic went out of that relationship the instant she broke his dick in two.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 09:19 AM
I think the magic went out of that relationship the instant she broke his dick in two.

*faints*

sailor
06-21-2012, 09:21 AM
10?! You're just being silly now.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:22 AM
I think the magic went out of that relationship the instant she broke his dick in two.

*faints*

see that made me chuckle. thats how you KNOW im not a guy :laugh:

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:22 AM
Misti, spray spy with some febreze.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:26 AM
see.. he would rather have her dead than with another man. i cant post this enough

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disneyspy
06-21-2012, 09:31 AM
the only way that a guy that only feels validated by being with a woman can get over it is by being with a younger woman

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:34 AM
the only way that a guy that only feels validated by being with a woman can get over it is by being with a younger woman

what happens when you are too old to be the younger woman? and when do you become too old?

Zorro
06-21-2012, 09:36 AM
If he'd cut her a break once in a while they'd still be married

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 09:36 AM
what happens when you are too old to be the younger woman? and when do you become too old?

women need to trade up in age because they get old,fat and ugly quicker than men

when you quit bleeding then you become too old-fact

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 09:37 AM
If he'd cut her a break once in a while they'd still be married

mean but i giggled

Zorro
06-21-2012, 09:37 AM
what happens when you are too old to be the younger woman? and when do you become too old?

You can always be the younger woman.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:43 AM
I dont get people who say "I need to make a change, I need to get something going. So I'm going to Disney, going to Aruba, then come September I'm gonna make it happen!"

Warren Peace
06-21-2012, 09:44 AM
is this Mike Zito?

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:45 AM
is this Mike Zito?

mikey d

Warren Peace
06-21-2012, 09:45 AM
mikey d

I was referring to the song

Zorro
06-21-2012, 09:46 AM
I dont get people who say "I need to make a change, I need to get something going. So I'm going to Disney, going to Aruba, then come September I'm gonna make it happen!"

Everybody makes a decision to change few people actually do it

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:46 AM
I was referring to the song

oh idk.. some dead guy, apparently

A.J.
06-21-2012, 09:47 AM
Oh God...the Great Adventure story.. :ohmy:

Warren Peace
06-21-2012, 09:47 AM
oh idk.. some dead guy, apparently

Since I had never heard the song before, I assumed it was the official musician of the Ron & Fez show - Mike Zito. My bad.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:49 AM
millie hatchet is the fucking best :wub:

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:54 AM
oh idk.. some dead guy, apparently

The guy from blind melon, cmon you know the bee girl song.

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realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:55 AM
Oh God...the Great Adventure story.. :ohmy:

Did they ever reveal which celebrities brother it is?

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 09:57 AM
The guy from blind melon, cmon you know the bee girl song.

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i didnt know that guy's name to even identify that he was in that band :o

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 09:59 AM
i didnt know that guy's name to even identify that he was in that band :o

Shannon Hoon. Ron has a soft spot for Blind Melon and Sublime like noone else on earth.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 10:03 AM
i can only listen to sublime in the summer months :o its weird...

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 10:06 AM
i can only listen to sublime in the summer months :o its weird...

I cant ever listen to Sublime, it's weird... :tongue:

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:07 AM
ahahhaahahaha this DEA head wont say shit back to this senator

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 10:08 AM
I cant ever listen to Sublime, it's weird... :tongue:

:rolleyes:

sailor
06-21-2012, 10:08 AM
What's this drug shit, then?

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:09 AM
i can only listen to sublime in the summer months :o its weird...

that ska-ish sound is a summer sound to me too.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 10:09 AM
if i had to choose between my niece drinking alcohol or smoking weed, i'd choose weed. no question.

sailor
06-21-2012, 10:10 AM
I like Denny's.

realmenhatelife
06-21-2012, 10:11 AM
if i had to choose between my niece drinking alcohol or smoking weed, i'd choose weed. no question.

But I think I'd rather a kid that occasionally drinks than is a pothead.

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 10:11 AM
i've never dined and dashed.

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:12 AM
if i had to choose between my niece drinking alcohol or smoking weed, i'd choose weed. no question.

why not let here double down? Pot makes the mouth so dry, nothing better than cold beer for that.

sailor
06-21-2012, 10:15 AM
Wait, are they saying that guy died? Yay, ibang!

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:32 AM
hey sailor misti,DONT GO TO THE 3:00 SNACK! NSFW!!

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:36 AM
hey sailor misti,DONT GO TO THE 3:00 SNACK! NSFW!!

and if it makes you feel any better, BEST SNACK EVER!

sailor
06-21-2012, 10:36 AM
hey sailor misti,DONT GO TO THE 3:00 SNACK! NSFW!!

I'll watch porn at work. I don't care.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:37 AM
and if it makes you feel any better, BEST SNACK EVER!

i liked your song in the comments

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:38 AM
i liked your song in the comments

my wife taught me that song.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:39 AM
my wife taught me that song.

you poor man,i'm sorry

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:41 AM
you poor man,i'm sorry

i have no money, but I'm no poor man.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:42 AM
i have no money, but no poor man.

any wife that slaps on a strap on and goes all ned beaty on a guy makes me faint


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*faints again*

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:45 AM
any wife that slaps on a strap on and goes all ned beaty on a guy makes me faint


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*faints again*

you are obsessed with the idea of things in man ass, imagine it however you want, backassward Spy

sailor
06-21-2012, 10:47 AM
2,1 - no doubt.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:49 AM
alright buddays,the board can go down again till 11 AM tommorow for all i care,have a good one

C'YA!!

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:49 AM
2,1 - no doubt.

2,4 all day. Later Ya'll :bye:

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:49 AM
2,1 - no doubt.

see, we can agree on some things

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 10:50 AM
alright buddays,the board can go down again till 11 AM tommorow for all i care,have a good one

C'YA!!

NOOOO!

sailor
06-21-2012, 10:50 AM
2,4 all day. Later Ya'll :bye:

If I could see her face, probably, but that's taking too much on faith.

disneyspy
06-21-2012, 10:58 AM
i just let out two quick farts and a duck flew into my window screen

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 11:56 AM
ugh.. they pulled me for training. i was devistated when they told me no ear buds at the desk :glurps: they have me there 12-2 twice a week! the horror!!

later buddays :glurps:

deliciousV
06-21-2012, 12:02 PM
ugh.. they pulled me for training. i was devistated when they told me no ear buds at the desk :glurps: they have me there 12-2 twice a week! the horror!!

later buddays :glurps:

I'd have to quit

Misteriosa
06-21-2012, 12:05 PM
I'd have to quit

im considering it :down:

sailor
06-21-2012, 12:54 PM
ugh.. they pulled me for training. i was devistated when they told me no ear buds at the desk :glurps: they have me there 12-2 twice a week! the horror!!

later buddays :glurps:

Welcome to my world, Marlow.

Furtherman
06-21-2012, 01:10 PM
i just let out two quick farts and a duck flew into my window screen

:lol::lol::lol: