Ron and Fez Listening Thread 7/11/12 - Fulmination!

[realmenhatelife]

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So today we're going to have a conversation about Daniel Tosh and if it's ok to tell a room full of people that it would be funny if the woman who isn't laughing at your jokes gets gang raped. How do you suppose that ones gonna go?

[realmenhatelife]

This may be in reference to the confirmation that Bowie and Jagger were actually banging eachother back in the 70s.

[realmenhatelife]

Verlander got all fucked up by the short outing, he was overthrowing and missing his spots. Then that sun in right field was just eating Bautista up.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is such a weird anomaly, I thought he would've been anti checkpoint.

[Furtherman]

I see this guy's point questioning the officers. I just don't think he has to be so snarky about it. The cops are just following orders. They probably don't like it as much as the drivers. Just say "Yes" and move on, then write a letter to your congressman asking why this bullshit exists.

[Misteriosa]

desk duty at 2p today, so im on a limited buddays schedule. where is everyone.

Verlander got all fucked up by the short outing, he was overthrowing and missing his spots. Then that sun in right field was just eating Bautista up.

last night's game was an abomination. :dry:

[Misteriosa]

are you a citizen?

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[realmenhatelife]

buddays :bye:

It's just me, I dont know what you're so excited about.

[Misteriosa]

oh and ron did say foilage, right?

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[A.J.]

I see this guy's point questioning the officers. I just don't think he has to be so snarky about it. The cops are just following orders. They probably don't like it as much as the drivers. Just say "Yes" and move on, then write a letter to your congressman asking why this bullshit exists.

I would agree but I actually applaud the guy and am tempted to do the same thing the next time I go through TSA. I mean really, is someone going to actually say "no, I'm not a citizen"?

Thanks Congress for "making us safer"!

[Misteriosa]

It's just me, I dont know what you're so excited about.

:unsure: oh.. well youre nice too..

[LeedsJr]

It's just me, I dont know what you're so excited about.

Well, now I'm here, too.

And I sometimes disagree with Ron and Pepper's knee-jerk anti-authority opinions, but these checkpoints do seem unconstitutional. :thumbdown:

[Furtherman]

I would agree but I actually applaud the guy and am tempted to do the same thing the next time I go through TSA. I mean really, is someone going to actually say "no, I'm not a citizen"?

Thanks Congress for "making us safer"!

After hearing that he went through 3 in one day, now I applaud the guy too. That's bullshit.

[realmenhatelife]

last night's game was an abomination. :dry:

Only for some...

[Misteriosa]

Well, now I'm here, too.

And I sometimes disagree with Ron and Pepper's knee-jerk anti-authority opinions, but these checkpoints do seem unconstitutional. :thumbdown:

if i ever get stopped, i will be citing my 4th amendment right.

[A.J.]

if i ever get stopped, i will be citing my 4th amendment right.

I'm going to start speaking Italian.

[Misteriosa]

I'm going to start speaking Italian.

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[A.J.]

I'm going to start speaking Italian.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lew91gupZw1qdy8pao1_400.gif

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[realmenhatelife]

Aside from thinking it's unconstitutional I think there are way better ways to spend money to limit the drug trade and illegal imigration. I think this has to be about local elections.

[Furtherman]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lew91gupZw1qdy8pao1_400.gif

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

:laugh:

thaaaaank you :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

"i dont have time to stop at your nazi checkpoint." :laugh:

[A.J.]

This guy has become my personal hero.

I hate these knee-jerk gov't programs. Al-Qa'ida won: America has surrendered our freedoms.

[Misteriosa]

This guy has become my personal hero.

I hate these knee-jerk gov't programs. Al-Qa'ida won: America has surrendered our freedoms.

but the messicans!

[Misteriosa]

but... they are rousting minorities...

eta: hicks brought it up

[Misteriosa]

when i go from nyc to fl by car, we get stopped occasionally because the cops think we are running drugs up and down the 95. :down:

[A.J.]

when i go from nyc to fl by car, we get stopped occasionally because the cops think we are running drugs up and down the 95. :down:

Viva racial profiling!

[LeedsJr]

when i go from nyc to fl by car, we get stopped occasionally because the cops think we are running drugs up and down the 95. :down:

Do they give any reason for stopping you?

[Furtherman]

when i go from nyc to fl by car, we get stopped occasionally because the cops think we are running drugs up and down the 95. :down:

Viva racial profiling!

This happened to a friend of mine and his dad driving to NYC from Chicago. They stripped his car looking for guns. They're white Irish micks.

[LeedsJr]

Pepper: "Get yourself a bear...or an otter."

WTF is an otter? :huh:

[Misteriosa]

Do they give any reason for stopping you?

they always ask "do you know how fast you were going?" We keep the cuise control on 60 for this very reason. its usually some hick local cop (in the carolinas) just throwing on the light when he sees some browns in a nice car :dry:

[Misteriosa]

jeez. dat cough. hicks sounds like he's dying.

[realmenhatelife]

Here comes the fulminating.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is actually making a good point here, if you're doing a rape joke you're trying to shock people. Some people laugh at it, some people are shocked by it.

[realmenhatelife]

And Ron is acting like Tosh has been sanctioned in some way, he hasnt, even privately. If someone pointed me out in this way I'd probably be pretty uncomfortable. I also think most dudes would be totally shocked at the percent of women who undergo some kind of sexual assault.

[Misteriosa]

from what i just heard, if i were the person tosh was talking about, saying that i should be raped by 5 random people (right this minute, come on.. 5 guys.. right now...) i would be uncomfortable and want to leave too

[Misteriosa]

we dont know that they hate her, but we also dont know who might have those rapist urges. i would think that works both ways.

eta: this just proves the point of the pervasiveness of rape culture.

[realmenhatelife]

from what i just heard, if i were the person tosh was talking about, saying that i should be raped by 5 random people (right this minute, come on.. 5 guys.. right now...) i would be uncomfortable and want to leave too

And noone is saying Tosh shouldn't do this in his act, she just said 'hey, this guy is an asshole.' That's well within her rights of free speech.


Entertainers are just so precious, you cant critisize them at all without them losing their shit. They're happy to be applauded, dont want to be bood.


And Ron "I wish Tosh hadn't apologized." Yeah, you wish that, your marketability doesn't suffer at all from this.

[A.J.]

This happened to a friend of mine and his dad driving to NYC from Chicago. They stripped his car looking for guns. They're white Irish micks.

Get a round of drinks for those Irish hoodlums!

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[realmenhatelife]

we dont know that they hate her, but we also dont know who might have those rapist urges. i would think that works both ways.

eta: this just proves the point of the pervasiveness of rape culture.


It's bullshit to say that "it's not like anyone there was going to rape her." Now, were they going to rape her in the room? No. Does speech like this make rape seem more permissive to some total idiots. Yes. Is his audience primarily college aged white males? Yes. The conversation is worth having.

[Lemieux66]

No one has ever gotten raped because a stand-up comic jokingly said it was okay.

[realmenhatelife]

No one has ever gotten raped because a stand-up comic jokingly said it was okay.

A rape joke doesn't get anyone raped. But if someone says 'Hey, that rape joke is offensive to me.' and there is an overwhelming response of 'shut up, you humorless bitch' then yes that indeed gets people raped.

[LeedsJr]

So we've come to the beat up on Fez portion of the show?

Might be time for lunch... :dry:

[Lemieux66]

A rape joke doesn't get anyone raped. But if someone says 'Hey, that rape joke is offensive to me.' and there is an overwhelming response of 'shut up, you humorless bitch' then yes that indeed gets people raped.

More importantly it gets people out of comedy clubs who clearly don't belong there in the first place.

[realmenhatelife]

I also think it's pretty lame to lump Dice and Patrice and Rickles into this hack shit. It isn't smart, it has no finesse.

[LeedsJr]

Ron's constant humming of Funky Town is starting to get on my nerves... :thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

More importantly it gets people out of comedy clubs who clearly don't belong there in the first place.

The irony of that attitude is it's all about homogenizing the audience, getting a single predictable response. Which is exactly what the commedians are bitching about when they perceive they're being critisized.




And I prefer the Waits crazy shit era. Mule Variations is my jam.

[jennysmurf]

I'm going to start speaking Italian.

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[Misteriosa]

Ron's constant humming of Funky Town is starting to get on my nerves... :thumbdown:

Maybe he's trying to say he wants to move on

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

the ole big cat needs to roar at some new issues...jus sayin

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,back from my meeting,hoping that house is still on the market in 2 months,the closing cost where way to much for me to afford just yet,kinda bummed

rape rooms?

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays,back from my meeting,hoping that house is still on the market in 2 months,the closing cost where way to much for me to afford just yet,kinda bummed

rape rooms?

I'm sure the realitor would prefer you just call it a finished basement.








I hate the beatles.

[CountryBob]

hey buddays,back from my meeting,hoping that house is still on the market in 2 months,the closing cost where way to much for me to afford just yet,kinda bummed

rape rooms?


Always plan on the closing costs to be even more than the mortgage company tells you.

[Misteriosa]

the fact that people choose not to read makes me sad :down:

[disneyspy]

Always plan on the closing costs to be even more than the mortgage company tells you.

i couldnt believe all the fucking add-ons and the insurance cost that the lender insisted on got me pissed,had to step back before i lost it,i should be better prepared in two months

[Misteriosa]

i couldnt believe all the fucking add-ons and the insurance cost that the lender insisted on got me pissed,had to step back before i lost it,i should be better prepared in two months

get title insurance. seriously. esp because of where you live.

[disneyspy]

why'd this thread get locked?

all i saw was smurf saying :ohmy:

[jennysmurf]

I'm sure the realitor would prefer you just call it a finished basement.








I hate the beatles.

The first sentence earns you a :laugh:. The second, a :ohmy:

[jennysmurf]

why'd this thread get locked?

all i saw was smurf saying :ohmy:

The thread is locked?

[disneyspy]

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[CountryBob]

get title insurance. seriously. esp because of where you live.

THIS!

I bought a 2 owner home but got the insurance anyway for $400. If there is any issue after I sell this place that happened long ago - it still protects me. As well if there are any current issues with titles deeds etc....

[jennysmurf]

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Hmmm...I don't know. I deleted a comment I made, cause I messed it up. I didn't do anything to the thread.

[CountryBob]

they always ask "do you know how fast you were going?" We keep the cuise control on 60 for this very reason. its usually some hick local cop (in the carolinas) just throwing on the light when he sees some browns in a nice car :dry:

I'd stop you just to try to get your phone number :wub:

[disneyspy]

Hmmm...I don't know. I deleted a comment I made, cause I messed it up. I didn't do anything to the thread.

aw,i just follow on ispy and clicked on your post and got the same message twice so i figured the thread got locked or deleted

or just thought smurf was doin another IP scan

[CountryBob]

Hmmm...I don't know. I deleted a comment I made, cause I messed it up. I didn't do anything to the thread.yeah right :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

aw,i just follow on ispy and clicked on your post and got the same message twice so i figured the thread got locked or deleted

or just thought smurf was doin another IP scan

[/B]yeah right :laugh:

See? It was Spy who messed up, and automatically blamed me. He's awful.

[disneyspy]

THIS IS NO JOKE- a cop once told me to say my A B C'S backward-i told him i couldnt do that shit sober,ya i was busted

[realmenhatelife]

The first sentence earns you a :laugh:. The second, a :ohmy:

I understood, you didn't have to break the thread just to change it.

I like ice cream.

[disneyspy]

See? It was Spy who messed up, and automatically blamed me. He's awful.

dont you dare fuck shit up during the show,do after when no one of import here

[CountryBob]

See? It was Spy who messed up, and automatically blamed me. He's awful.

Yea but you're beautiful :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

The day before the derby Jose Conseco tweeted how he could still win it given the chance.

[jennysmurf]

Yea but you're beautiful :happy:

Not even a little bit, but you're sweet to say so. :wub:

[disneyspy]

Not even a little bit, but you're sweet to say so. :wub:

in my minds eye,you're hot

[Misteriosa]

Not even a little bit, but you're sweet to say so. :wub:

you are pretty. stop it.

[realmenhatelife]

Not even a little bit, but you're sweet to say so. :wub:

You're just giving him an excuse to prove it to you.... hard.

[realmenhatelife]

Blowhard is fucking crazy if he thinks .318 lifetime shouldn't get you in. 2 rings, 10x allstar, 6 gold gloves, 6 silver sluggers, a batting title and a few MVPs.

[disneyspy]

You're just giving him an excuse to prove it to you.... hard.

i didn't know they were related

are we still doing the sister fucking jokes?

[A.J.]

Please defend Phil Rizzuto getting into the Hall Blowhard. I have to hear that one - especially if you say Bill Mazeroski doesn't belong there.

[disneyspy]

sweet lou and trammel had EXACTLY the same stats over their careers

[jennysmurf]

While they've got the Blowhard on the phone, they should ask him why he didn't keep his promise to walk with Fezzie in the parade.

[disneyspy]

While they've got the Blowhard on the phone, they should ask him why he didn't keep his promise to walk with Fezzie in the parade.

he cant walk,man are you mean

if blowhard was the hall of fame seletion committee,only yankees ,old dodgers,giants and mets would be in the hall

[jennysmurf]

he cant walk,man are you mean

if blowhard was the hall of fame seletion committee,only yankees ,old dodgers,giants and mets would be in the hall

He really can't walk? They could've put him in a little wagon and pulled him along, then.

[Warren Peace]

he cant walk,man are you mean

if blowhard was the hall of fame seletion committee,only yankees ,old dodgers,giants and mets would be in the hall

couldn't they have tethered a wagon to the float and pulled him along?

[realmenhatelife]

If the "think about it rule" is in effect then mattingly is still a no.

[Warren Peace]

He really can't walk? They could've put him in a little wagon and pulled him along, then.

whoa :clap:

[Dell]

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...GET BLOWHARD OFF THE PHONE

(I rather hear Fezzie logic)

[disneyspy]

He really can't walk? They could've put him in a little wagon and pulled him along, then.

couldn't they have tethered a wagon to the float and pulled him along?

like his fat ass could fit in a little wagon,they'd need a jabba the hut flying party barge for him

[jennysmurf]

whoa :clap:

We have great ideas!:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE...GET BLOWHARD OFF THE PHONE

(I rather hear Fezzie logic)

Calm down budday, you don't know what you're saying. Have a nice, cold Coca Cola.

[realmenhatelife]

I like Thome but Blowhard was shitting all over longevity and stat collectors and it took Thome a hell of a long career to get 600 hrs.

[Lemieux66]

He really can't walk? They could've put him in a little wagon and pulled him along, then.

If by "pulled him along" you mean "drag him at 45 mph" then I'm on board.

[jennysmurf]

If by "pulled him along" you mean "drag him at 45 mph" then I'm on board.

:laugh: Now, now, we can be a party to violence.

[Dell]

Calm down budday, you don't know what you're saying. Have a nice, cold Coca Cola.

whew, thanks...Fezzie logic is just as frustrating


(wish they'd do a new carnie act...I'm tiring of the frustrate the audience bit)

[Dell]

:laugh: Now, now, we can be a party to violence.

in this instance I agree with you given him permission to be a party to violence...

I think it's akin to it being alright to "bullying the bully"

[jennysmurf]

in this instance I agree with you given him permission to be a party to violence...

Hmmmm....a violence party could be kinda fun.

[Lemieux66]

in this instance I agree with you given him permission to be a party to violence...

I think it's akin to it being alright to "bullying the bully"

If we can get Blowhard to say something anti-gay first, we're sure to have Fez's stupid, hypocritical support.

[jennysmurf]

Whenever my Dad really gets to laughing, he has a girly giggle. It's more funny than uncomfortable.

[realmenhatelife]

You ever hear the joke about Cbob and the two gay guys at TGI Fridays?

So they're all drinking and the one gay guy goes "Lets have a fart contest." So he bunches up his shoulders and lets loose a PFFFFT, like steam escaping.

Then gay guy number two goes "Oh I can beat that." His face gets real red and then FOOOOOT, it sounds like a strong breeze.

Cbob is like "Holy shit boys, that's nothing." So he lifts his leg and BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP, cuts a huge ripper.


Then the gay guys giggle to eachother and say in unison "Virgin."

[jennysmurf]

You ever hear the joke about Cbob and the two gay guys at TGI Fridays?

So they're all drinking and the one gay guy goes "Lets have a fart contest." So he bunches up his shoulders and lets loose a PFFFFT, like steam escaping.

Then gay guy number two goes "Oh I can beat that." His face gets real red and then FOOOOOT, it sounds like a strong breeze.

Cbob is like "Holy shit boys, that's nothing." So he lifts his leg and BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP, cuts a huge ripper.


Then the gay guys giggle to eachother and say in unison "Virgin."

Does that mean that CBob is .net's Fezzie?:laugh:

[CountryBob]

I would never go to TGI Fridays ....

[CountryBob]

Does that mean that CBob is .net's Fezzie?:laugh:


Worst thing you could call a man!

[Misteriosa]

:popcorn:

desk duty in 15 mins. make this good...

[Dell]

I would never go to TGI Fridays ....

HA...perfect response!

[Dell]

I think it's about the time the ice cream truck wakes spy from his nap...HEY SPY!

[jennysmurf]

I think it's about the time the ice cream truck wakes spy from his nap...HEY SPY!

No, no, let him sleep. He's awful.

[Misteriosa]

off to prepare for my 2 hrs of torture.

later buddays :down:

[jennysmurf]

off to prepare for my 2 hrs of torture.

later buddays :down:

Sorry, budday. :glurps: I'll miss you. :bye:

[realmenhatelife]

How does dummy Fez think that electric shocks work? You cant let go because your muscles are contracting, not because you're 'feeding the charge' or whatever the hell he thinks.

[disneyspy]

you ever hear that when a girl punches you she thinks youre cute?

jennysmurf must love me

[disneyspy]

i thought of a joke while i was out watering my tomatoes

you know why c-bob doesnt like melons?

cuz everytime he heard "pumpkin" he would hump a relative

[jennysmurf]

you ever hear that when a girl punches you she thinks youre cute?

jennysmurf must love me

You can just file that away with the other things you think are true, but aren't.

[disneyspy]

You can just file that away with the other things you think are true, but aren't.

me thinks thou dost protest alot

[Dell]

sorry to disagree with Ronnie, but more-than-a-handful 1-2 bests them all...also, is a pumpkin a melon?

[disneyspy]

sorry to disagree with Ronnie, but more-than-a-handful 1-2 bests them all...also, is a pumpkin a melon?

ok you know why c-bob doesnt like gourd like squashes?

[A.J.]

Shark!

[disneyspy]

that damn kitner boy is going to be all over that dock now!

[Dell]

that damn kitner boy is going to be all over that dock now!

HAHAHA...I get it

edit: also...I think Ron should let Shark finish his bit when he gets past the phone screener

[disneyspy]

boy that smurf sure killed this thread,oh well, enjoy yourselves

C'YA!!

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

I think the democratic party infomercial at the end of the show killed the thread...we love talking with the smurf