Ron and Fez Listening Thread 7/12/12 - Rambunctious Functions

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
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Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

True story, I may or may not be going to something called Clitfest this weekend.

[Misteriosa]

will they give out credit card applications?


/homer boo

[realmenhatelife]

will they give out credit card applications?


/homer boo

I'm just confused.

[realmenhatelife]

You probably saw already on IO9 that Korra is 14 episodes next season, showing in 2013.

[Misteriosa]

I'm just confused.
because citifest sounds like citibank and... oh never mind :flush:
You probably saw already on IO9 that Korra is 14 episodes next season, showing in 2013.

yes! yes i did! :clap: and quite the squeefest was had.

[disneyspy]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hq8kq1WM1qko4x4o1_500.gif

[disneyspy]

clit fest? where is this wonderful place?

[realmenhatelife]

because citifest sounds like citibank and... oh never mind :flush:


yes! yes i did! :clap: and quite the squeefest was had.

Squint dahling, I didn't say citifest.

[Misteriosa]

Squint dahling, I didn't say citifest.

Ooohhhhhhhhhhh.... :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

clit fest? where is this wonderful place?

New Brunswick NJ. Lotta femenists gonna be there.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, also, it's at a church.

[disneyspy]

verlander and romo,the two jerseys i own,tigers and cowboys,i just cant win

[Misteriosa]

Oh, also, it's at a church.

you planning on picking up some chicks? :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

Morning, buddays.

Loving the start to the show today. :thumbup:

[A.J.]

Fez's mom already got some: from their handyman Bobo!

[realmenhatelife]

you planning on picking up some chicks? :smoke:

Nun. Ahh but seriously I'll probably put out my vibe.

[Misteriosa]

Nun. Ahh but seriously I'll probably put out my vibe.

i'll send out some good wishes. :wink:


also, azealia banks got some love on jezebel today:

http://jezebel.com/5925245/azealia-banks-invites-us-to-her-undersea-party-in-her-new-song-neptune

[realmenhatelife]

To be fair to Fantastic 4 they never made that shit work once, so why not give it another go.



European Vacation is where I discovered I like big noses, one Moon Unit Zappa gave me confusing feelings.

[LeedsJr]

To be fair to Fantastic 4 they never made that shit work once, so why not give it another go.



European Vacation is where I discovered I like big noses, one Moon Unit Zappa gave me confusing feelings.

That has got to be the strangest sentence I've read this week. :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

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Since we're talking comics, I just rewatched this yesterday. It's still one of my favorite things on the internet ever.


And jesus christ Mandy Moore is perfect. Also some porn stars in there.

[realmenhatelife]

That has got to be the strangest sentence I've read this week. :blink:

Ha. I was seriously confused like, I think this girl is cute but she's got that crazy beak. I'm not supposed to think she's cute. Do I think she's cute because of that honker? I think I do.

[Misteriosa]

that honker? :rolleyes: if someone called my nose a honker, id die.

[realmenhatelife]

that honker? :rolleyes: if someone called my nose a honker, id die.

I dont think you have one so dont worry.



And man they're pulling a lot of stories off of Deadspin today. This is Scott Franske who is a really good play by play guy. I wish they'd put him on TV.

[Misteriosa]

I dont think you have one so dont worry.



And man they're pulling a lot of stories off of Deadspin today. This is Scott Franske who is a really good play by play guy. I wish they'd put him on TV.

the ibang loves them some gawker network :o

(though i think jezebel wont get as much love :tongue:)

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know if it's come up on O&A but Mike Birbiglia has a big movie coming out called Sleepwalk With Me. Big sundance hit getting national distribution with a bunch of recognizable actors and comedians in it.

[Misteriosa]

they go in to work because they have to make that money.

what you should be asking is why the hell are their work conditions that unsafe, fez.

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't there a story every year where someone has to take down american flags, or christmas decorations? They're always the dumbest local news stories.

[Misteriosa]

Isn't there a story every year where someone has to take down american flags, or christmas decorations? They're always the dumbest local news stories.

and in both types of stories, its always teh muslins and messicans hatin' us fer our freedumz :o

[realmenhatelife]

On the anthem tip, Empire State of Mind is one of the worst fucking songs I've ever heard.

[Misteriosa]

On the anthem tip, Empire State of Mind is one of the worst fucking songs I've ever heard.

http://www.messentools.com/images/avatars/animales/www.MessenTools.com-Snickering11.gif

[LeedsJr]

If awful-voiced intern is going to start talking, I'm going for lunch. :thumbdown:

[A.J.]

The national anthem blows. It should be "America The Beautiful".

[realmenhatelife]

and in both types of stories, its always teh muslins and messicans hatin' us fer our freedumz :o

The last one I remember was when the tea party was really kicking. And this Jersey town had a policy that you needed to pay money to hang anything off of a telephone pole, and this town wanted to hang 'mercan flags off of the poles, but didn't want to pay the charge. So ofcourse the story was "Big Government hates your patriotism and thinks you should pay for it.... when will it end #obamacare"

[LeedsJr]

Holy crap, Fez doesn't know the words to the national anthem. :blink:

[disneyspy]

hahahahahhaahaaha,love fez's shorten version of the national anthem

[Misteriosa]

so far im doing well in remembering the words to the anthem.

i have no comment as to my actual singing ability :flush:

[jennysmurf]

Poor Fezzie, I wonder how many times Ron's gonna make him sing this song.:happy:

[A.J.]

I bet Fez knows all the words to "Mighty Real".

[jennysmurf]

If awful-voiced intern is going to start talking, I'm going for lunch. :thumbdown:

Now she's gonna sing. Maybe you should go to lunch twice just to make sure.

[Misteriosa]

Now she's gonna sing. Maybe you should go to lunch twice just to make sure.

i laughed too hard at this :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

hahahahahhaahaaha,love fez's shorten version of the national anthem

Hicks better not laugh with how he says prayers.




I've heard before that when singing the song by yourself it's really really easy to fuck it up, that's why people use cue cards and stuff. And when you're singing in a stadium they say the mic delay really fucks you up.

[jennysmurf]

i laughed too hard at this :clap:

I'm like a sniper.:laugh:

[A.J.]

Hicks better not laugh with how he says prayers..

I was thinking the same thing.

[Misteriosa]

Hicks better not laugh with how he says prayers.

werd. radio gold fuck ups right there.

[disneyspy]

Hicks better not laugh with how he says prayers.




I've heard before that when singing the song by yourself it's really really easy to fuck it up, that's why people use cue cards and stuff. And when you're singing in a stadium they say the mic delay really fucks you up.

i was at a tigers game and they had some motown singers singing it,it was hilarious cuz half of them were going off the echo and the other half were like 2 seconds ahead of them and they kept looking at each other and getting really pissed,people were actually laughing looking at them on the big screen

[A.J.]

Fez wishes he could sing a national anthem this well:

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[Misteriosa]

thank you, mr canadian caller, for giving the american radio show hosts a history lesson. (no snark)

[realmenhatelife]

Uh Ron, Wasn't woodie guthrie a communist?

[disneyspy]

fez is still better than rosanne,at least no one booed him

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[A.J.]

"Chinaman". :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

um ron, the flag was changed to represent the expanding of the nation, not because some group of graphic artists decided it needed a face lift :wacko:

[Misteriosa]

"Chinaman". :laugh:

yeah i laughed at that too :tongue:

[disneyspy]

i've been watching the world trade one progress on twitter,shits been amazing how fast it went up once they got started

[realmenhatelife]

Oof, intern singing.

[disneyspy]

Oof, intern singing.

if i had to listen to that again i might join leeds at the pub

[jennysmurf]

I love how Ron keeps throwing in "better than Fez.":happy:

[jennysmurf]

if i had to listen to that again i might join leeds at the pub

Well, if you do, belly up to the bar, cause he's eating two lunches.

[disneyspy]

I love how Ron keeps throwing in "better than Fez.":happy:

he should say "better than fezra"

[disneyspy]

Well, if you do, belly up to the bar, cause he's eating two lunches.

well he is eating for two

[realmenhatelife]

I'm a radio psychic, radio psychic.

[jennysmurf]

he should say "better than fezra"

No, he shouldn't.

[Misteriosa]

what about whitney houston's version of the national anthem? even if it was recorded in a studio, it was freaking insane.

[jennysmurf]

what about whitney houston's version of the national anthem? even if it was recorded in a studio, it was freaking insane.

Fez is in your brain!!

[CountryBob]

The national anthem blows. It should be "America The Beautiful".


And it should be ray Charles version - that gives me chills

[Misteriosa]

I'm a radio psychic, radio psychic.
me too :clap:
Fez is in your brain!!
eww!

[CountryBob]

what about whitney houston's version of the national anthem? even if it was recorded in a studio, it was freaking insane.

Yep - YouTube it and if you don't feel emotion, then you must be dead

[jennysmurf]

me too :clap:

eww!

Yeah, you might want to get some brain Febreeze.

[jennysmurf]

New York, New York is the best. Lock it up.

[deliciousV]

he should say "better than fezra"

that's "Good"

[LeedsJr]

well he is eating for two

I am?? :blink:

Believe it or not, I didn't go to the pub today.

They need to send awful-voiced intern back to screening these awful callers. :happy:

[CountryBob]

WKRP in cincinatti

[disneyspy]

New York, New York is the best. Lock it up.

you're the mod,you lock it up

[CountryBob]

Hey delv - might already been discussed but how crazy was that shark vid from n myrtle beach?

[jennysmurf]

you're the mod,you lock it up

You're not the boss of me.

[disneyspy]

Hey delv - might already been discussed but how crazy was that shark vid from n myrtle beach?

that shit made me jump

[CountryBob]

that shit made me jump

Yeah it was cray :0)

[disneyspy]

for those of you that havent seen it

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[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

that woman with the ZZZ's will be close to crippled in a few years...she's been carrying the equivalent of two 4-year old kids strapped to her chest

[CountryBob]

for those of you that havent seen it

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It's a big ass shark! Cracks me up

[jennysmurf]

The guy was wearing Crocs. Was that DelV?

[Misteriosa]

"yeahuuhhh.. i do love americuhhhhh"

*head desk*

[Dell]

I like that newsman's rendition (Shatner-like) of Born in the USA...I think that could be the new anthem...:wacko:

[Dell]

"I don't think it was fresh water..."

wtf

[deliciousV]

Hey delv - might already been discussed but how crazy was that shark vid from n myrtle beach?

I haven't even seen it

[deliciousV]

for those of you that havent seen it

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that shit cray

[deliciousV]

"I don't think it was fresh water..."

wtf

looks like one of the inlets up there, might be a little brackish, depending on what the tide is doing.

[LeedsJr]

looks like one of the inlets up there, might be a little brackish, depending on what the tide is doing.

Must have been a bull shark then.

[Dell]

I was reeling in a tuna while deep sea fishing when the fight just stopped...yep, shark took the body starting an inch behind the head (had to be a big shark)

[Misteriosa]

Must have been a bull shark then.

did you just call in?

[Dell]

when did rivers become "fresh water"?

maybe it's my new meds, but I thought sharks were only in salt water...

[LeedsJr]

did you just call in?

No, wasn't me. I'm just a .Net psychic. :wink:

[Misteriosa]

when did rivers become "fresh water"?

at the estuary?

[disneyspy]

when did rivers become "fresh water"?

maybe it's my new meds, but I thought sharks were only in salt water...

there have been shark attacks in st louis,google it

[LeedsJr]

when did rivers become "fresh water"?

maybe it's my new meds, but I thought sharks were only in salt water...

Rivers are fresh water.

And bull sharks can survive for limited periods of time in low salinity.

[A.J.]

Must have been a bull shark then.

Better than a smelly shoe.

http://content8.flixster.com/question/56/69/06/5669066_std.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

at the estuary?

You just wanted to say estuary, you showoff.

[Dell]

Rivers are fresh water.

And bull sharks can survive for limited periods of time in low salinity.

what rivers are fresh water?

every river I know of is salt water...and Ron, the Chesapeake Bay is definitely salt water

[Misteriosa]

You just wanted to say estuary, you showoff.

:down: i was not showing off.

i cant help it that im smart :down:

[Misteriosa]

what rivers are fresh water?

every river I know of is salt water...and Ron, the Chesapeake Bay is definitely salt water

the hudson is fresh water. at least, thats what was drilled into my head over the many trips i took to AMNH

[disneyspy]

i'm so fresh and so clean clean

[jennysmurf]

what rivers are fresh water?

every river I know of is salt water...and Ron, the Chesapeake Bay is definitely salt water

The Ohio River, the Tennessee River, the Mississippi River...

[LeedsJr]

what rivers are fresh water?

every river I know of is salt water...and Ron, the Chesapeake Bay is definitely salt water

Almost all of them?

What rivers are salt water?

[Misteriosa]

The Ohio River, the Tennessee River, the Mississippi River...

did you have to say it out loud to make sure you spelled it correctly?

[disneyspy]

The Ohio River, the Tennessee River, the Mississippi River...

the mississip is not fresh water,see my shark attack post in st louis

[Misteriosa]

what rivers are fresh water?

every river I know of is salt water...and Ron, the Chesapeake Bay is definitely salt water

the chesapeake bay is an estuary

[LeedsJr]

the mississip is not fresh water,see my shark attack post in st louis

Um... yes, it is.

http://www.nps.gov/miss/riverfacts.htm

[Dell]

the hudson is fresh water. at least, thats what was drilled into my head over the many trips i took to AMNH

I stand partially corrected (same for estuaries)...

"For the most part, the Hudson River is a fresh water river with it's source in the Adirondack mountains. In it's lower reaches ( New York City) it's salty when the tides are coming in. It's an estuary south of Troy where the original fresh water from further north meets the salt of the Atlantic."

[jennysmurf]

did you have to say it out loud to make sure you spelled it correctly?

Maybe.....:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

im gonna be having waaaaay to much fun watching the hobbit this decemeber.

[LeedsJr]

the chesapeake bay is an estuary

There you go, showing off again. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Um... yes, it is.

http://www.nps.gov/miss/riverfacts.htm

*internet high five*

[disneyspy]

Um... yes, it is.

http://www.nps.gov/miss/riverfacts.htm

i dare you to drink out of it south of minnesota

[Misteriosa]

Maybe.....:unsure:

i might do that too :happy:

[Misteriosa]

There you go, showing off again. :happy:

i'll go sit in my nerd corner now :down:

[Misteriosa]

legolas is the prince of mirkwood :happy:

[deliciousV]

those 4 shark attacks were about 3 weeks ago (sorry, sailor time)

[jennysmurf]

legolas is the prince of mirkwood :happy:

He's the prince of my heart.:wub:

[Misteriosa]

He's the prince of my heart.:wub:

*internet high five*

[jennysmurf]

*internet high five*

:clap:

[Dell]

The Ohio River, the Tennessee River, the Mississippi River...

again, I am wrong that there are no fresh water rivers...Tennessee River is fresh water as I understand it

Ohio and Mississippi Rivers are what I was taught to be brackish water, which contains salt...but I do concede

[LeedsJr]

TSA:

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:laugh:

[Dell]

There you go, showing off again. :happy:

The Chesapeake Bay is a Salt Water estuary...estuary does not mean fresh water

[LeedsJr]

again, I am wrong that there are no fresh water rivers...Tennessee River is fresh water as I understand it

Ohio and Mississippi Rivers are what I was taught to be brackish water, which contains salt...but I do concede

I think stretches of all rivers become brackish when the tide comes in.

[LeedsJr]

The Chesapeake Bay is a Salt Water estuary...estuary does not mean fresh water

Now you're showing off. :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

an interview... and thread silence :o

[CountryBob]

an interview... and thread silence :o



Who dis bitch?

[Misteriosa]

i think they said elaine burstyn.

[Warren Peace]

Who dis bitch?

who knows....who cares.

[LeedsJr]

i think they said elaine burstyn.

Ellen Burstyn.

And... :sleep:

[Misteriosa]

Ellen Burstyn.

And... :sleep:

exactly. :sleep:

[disneyspy]

so i went over and checked out twitter once this interview began,look at my newest follower,the mouth on this chick

huckpaisley670
@huckpaisley670
I want to get fucked HARD. Bring toys. Whatever. please follow me. http://ur1.ca/9ktyy

[Dell]

so i went over and checked out twitter once this interview began,look at my newest follower,the mouth on this chick

huckpaisley670
@huckpaisley670
I want to get fucked HARD. Bring toys. Whatever. please follow me. http://ur1.ca/9ktyy

sounds like a sweet young lady...most likely a Midwestern farmer's daughter

[disneyspy]

sounds like a sweet young lady...most likely a Midwestern farmer's daughter

i think jennysmurf just joined the twitterverse

[realmenhatelife]

so i went over and checked out twitter once this interview began,look at my newest follower,the mouth on this chick

huckpaisley670
@huckpaisley670
I want to get fucked HARD. Bring toys. Whatever. please follow me. http://ur1.ca/9ktyy

First responder indeed.

[CountryBob]

so i went over and checked out twitter once this interview began,look at my newest follower,the mouth on this chick

huckpaisley670
@huckpaisley670
I want to get fucked HARD. Bring toys. Whatever. please follow me. http://ur1.ca/9ktyy

I would bring Monopoly or chess or sumphin .....TSS TSS

[deliciousV]

so i went over and checked out twitter once this interview began,look at my newest follower,the mouth on this chick

huckpaisley670
@huckpaisley670
I want to get fucked HARD. Bring toys. Whatever. please follow me. http://ur1.ca/9ktyy

creative writing major from UM no doubt.

[disneyspy]

I would bring Monopoly or chess or sumphin .....TSS TSS

ron says doing the chip thing is hack

tsss i'd hack him in his sack or sumpthin sssss ssssss

[LeedsJr]

ron says doing the chip thing is hack

tsss i'd hack him in his sack or sumpthin sssss ssssss

Ron thinks Norton is a hack?

[deliciousV]

Ron thinks Norton is a hack?

no, he thinks he's an original, everybody copying him is hack.

[disneyspy]

Ron thinks Norton is a hack?

ha! no he said people that respond in the comments section at the ibang aren't just having fun they already have a jimmy norton so anyone that posts like that isn't funny,thet're just hack

i disagree,it's fun and not all of us work for sirius

[LeedsJr]

no, he thinks he's an original, everybody copying him is hack.

I was kidding. Forgot to add a smiley face, or sumphin. Tsss....

[disneyspy]

I was kidding. Forgot to add a smiley face, or sumphin. Tsss....

only gays and girls use smilies,so you get a pass

[deliciousV]

ha! no he said people that respond in the comments section at the ibang aren't just having fun they already have a jimmy norton so anyone that posts like that isn't funny,thet're just hack

i disagree,it's fun and not all of us work for sirius

I use to feel the same way as Ron, but then I noticed Norton retweeting other peoples Chip jokes and figured that he must be flattered and amused.

[Dell]

only gays and girls use smilies,so you get a pass...:smile::happy::lol::laugh::tongue::bye:

hmmm...

[disneyspy]

I use to feel the same way as Ron, but then I noticed Norton retweeting other peoples Chip jokes and figured that he must be flattered and amused.

he sometimes encourages people to do chipisms and use the hashtag #goodonechip or some such thing,i've participated in a few in the past

[disneyspy]

hmmm...

why dont you pretend to be at a festival and lick my clit

[disneyspy]

hey,i was in the studio 4 years ago

[Misteriosa]

why dont you pretend to be at a festival and lick my clit

that line never works.. believe me :down:

[jennysmurf]

i think jennysmurf just joined the twitterverse

Nah, my Dad wasn't a farmer.

[disneyspy]

i hope they use my sundress snack today

heres matt

http://getfile4.posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/temp-2012-07-12/hEAsnFqaikFkibGBIfGrgcHxnHqcBzGcCcECrxzoJpmfFdmFzh vkihrIkflt/rando.jpg.scaled1000.jpg

[disneyspy]

so i play stuff i tivo with the sound off while i listen to the show,pretty cool roger federer hat that would work for ron and fez fans

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSogPoRV4Tkjabo7nWlm6uUhIXCHkqae TDMqGIzm_STACpItSmNMw

[disneyspy]

i better get my name read or i'll call furtherman an editor ibang cocksucker

[jennysmurf]

:bye:

[disneyspy]

ever get the feeling your the last one left at a dying board?

[Misteriosa]

bum bum bum

later buddays :bye:

[disneyspy]

boy that furtherman sure sucks the cock of the editor at the ibang

alright buddays and buddettes,enjoy the rest of your days

C'YA!!

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:


edit: and those hats look cool

[disneyspy]

shit,just realized i forgot to piss sailor off with a post about cherries today


um cherries are my favorite fruit,they taste better than any other

kinda bummed,we have no cherries on my golf corse this year due to the late hard freezes we had

i bet i can spit a cherry pit farther than anybuddayelse on this board

[realmenhatelife]

As long as spy is talking about cherries I might as well add big tour news today. Fabian Cancellara drops out to return home for the birth of his child and to refocus for the olympics. A frenchman wins another stage, and Wiggins is probably going to win since he's owning Cadel Evans and Cancellara is now gone.

[Furtherman]

i better get my name read or i'll call furtherman an editor ibang cocksucker

boy that furtherman sure sucks the cock of the editor at the ibang

alright buddays and buddettes,enjoy the rest of your days

C'YA!!


http://www.justcoverblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wha_happened.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://www.justcoverblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wha_happened.jpg

ron was reading a list of people that send in stuff to the ibang

[Furtherman]

ron was reading a list of people that send in stuff to the ibang

Yea, I just heard it. He just had to add "...believe it or not..." afterwards. :laugh:



I choose to BELIEVE IT.

[A.J.]

http://www.justcoverblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wha_happened.jpg

You got a real red wagon!