Ron and Fez Listening Thread 7/13/12 – Make sex upon us

[IamFogHat]

Hiya budday boys and budday girls:bye:
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[jimmyolsenblues]

Please forgive me, I am late to the story, and I am aware this an o&a topic not a r&f topic.
But I also know that Ron really liked Steve C.
Steve had complications from lap band or by pass surgery?
How did he die.
I met steve at virus show...he was a very nice guy even though you could tell he hated the fans and callers.
I loved hearing him and the teasing of him.

[A.J.]

That was a pretty cool live version of "River Deep, Mountain High".

[realmenhatelife]

I went to foundry on my phone and the last update was in early June, so that lends to the prolonged illness idea. But since this is all on the internet it's probably best to just wait and hear it through official sources.

[realmenhatelife]

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To lighten le mood.

[IamFogHat]

Well that proves it, Fez can bring being gay into absolutely every conversation imaginable.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

checking in before 12-2 desk duty. what did i miss?

[IamFogHat]

hey buddays :bye:

checking in before 12-2 desk duty. what did i miss?

Steve died.

[Misteriosa]

Steve died.

thats the first thing i heard this morning. :down: got text massages about it. poor guy.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh hey, someone submitted Blobfest to filtered excellence and it wasn't me.

But I would like to point out that River Deep Mountain High, Dirty Projectors, and Mission of Burma all previous listening thread song fodder. boom, cutting edge.




Yeah I dont think it's reactionary to start scrubbing Joe Paterno from Penn State. The statue has nothing to do with Sandusky or what went on? Paterno helped cover all that shit up, Ron. And it's a statue of him.

[LeedsJr]

The statue represents a legacy that turned out to be a lie.

I would completely understand if they remove it.

[realmenhatelife]

Did anyone catch Jeopardy last night? The second contestant was this quirky type (at one point she leaned over to high five her neighbor going into commercial) and she cracked up Alex so fucking hard in the interview portion he straight up skipped the champion's talking segment. He was just waved him off like "you cant follow that."

[IamFogHat]

Was Beakman a real scientist like Bill Nye or was he just an actor?

[Misteriosa]

Was Beakman a real scientist like Bill Nye or was he just an actor?

Paul Finley Zaloom (born 14 December 1951 in Garden City, Long Island) is a U.S. actor and puppeteer best known for his role as the character Beakman on the television show Beakman's World.

also for fezspiration:

Zaloom is openly gay[2][3][4] and has a daughter, Amanda Israel Finley, with his former wife Jayne Israel.[5]

:clap:

[IamFogHat]

also for fezspiration:



:clap:

I wonder if him and the rat guy ever had some fun together in the trailer.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:


don't do the crime if you can't do the time...don't do it

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah but what about the rat?

The girl on Beakmans world went on to be naked on HBO's Hung.

[IamFogHat]

Despite Ron shitting on him for no reason as usual, anyone else think Fez sounded really great this week?

[IamFogHat]

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[Dell]

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that prematurely gray beard always throws me off...

[realmenhatelife]

"If he would've touched me I would've had to kick his ass" instead of saying 'dude dont touch me...' Yeah dude, you hate gay guys, get over yourself.


Could this be Louis from Manhattan?

[IamFogHat]

that prematurely gray beard always throws me off...

Prematurely?:wacko:

[IamFogHat]

"If he would've touched me I would've had to kick his ass" instead of saying 'dude dont touch me...' Yeah dude, you hate gay guys, get over yourself.


Why would violence ever need to be part of that equation? People just baffle me sometimes.

[Misteriosa]

Yeah but what about the rat?

The girl on Beakmans world went on to be naked on HBO's Hung.

Mark Ritts (June 16, 1946 – December 7, 2009) was an American actor, puppeteer, television producer and director, and author. Ritts also produced and directed many independent videos and television spots as President of Mark Ritts Productions, Inc., to clients around the world.

and on the fun in the trailer note:

He was married to actress and singer Teresa Parente and had a daughter and two sons.

so probably not :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

Fez just hit the nail on the head, if this guy had a girl hitting on him even after being turned down would anyone think it's reasonable to beat the shit out of her? No, ofcourse not. Therefore, prejudice. And yeah I've had girls I've shot down try to pick up on me again (can you blame them?)

[LeedsJr]

Bullshit, Ron. Men get sexually harassed in the workplace.

He completely discounted Fez's completely valid argument with a flat out lie.

[Dell]

Prematurely?:wacko:

yeah, what is he...32, 33?

[LeedsJr]

Fez just hit the nail on the head, if this guy had a girl hitting on him even after being turned down would anyone think it's reasonable to beat the shit out of her? No, ofcourse not. Therefore, prejudice. And yeah I've had girls I've shot down try to pick up on me again (can you blame them?)

He did, and Ron shot it down with complete bullshit.

[Misteriosa]

Fez just hit the nail on the head, if this guy had a girl hitting on him even after being turned down would anyone think it's reasonable to beat the shit out of her? No, ofcourse not. Therefore, prejudice. And yeah I've had girls I've shot down try to pick up on me again (can you blame them?)

is it because of the beard?

[realmenhatelife]

On what basis does Ron have to say that the university would say "this is not big deal?" Ron has never been to college, and if he was in college it would've been like 30 years ago. Ron has no idea what he's talking about, and it's so frustrating that Fez cant sack up and get strong in this argument.

[Dell]

He did, and Ron shot it down with complete bullshit.

agreeing with each other is O&A's bit...Ron has always promoted point-counter point radio

[realmenhatelife]

is it because of the beard?

The one girl loved the beard and when I would wear a wool hat in the winter. I think she had an old spice thing going.

[LeedsJr]

agreeing with each other is O&A's bit...Ron has always promoted point-counter point radio

I love point-counter point radio. It's why I like this show, and why I don't like when HTG is on.

But bullshit is bullshit. Saying men don't deal with unwanted advances is just a lie, period.

[Misteriosa]

The one girl loved the beard and when I would wear a wool hat in the winter. I think she had an old spice thing going.

that whole scene just sounds entirely too itchy :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron just said that gay guys have a responsibility to act differently because of how they're perceived in society but started off this argument with 'gay guys are accepted in society.'

[Dell]

I love point-counter point radio. It's why I like this show, and why I don't like when HTG is on.

But bullshit is bullshit. Saying men don't deal with unwanted advances is just a lie, period.

I have to agree with you...I love good debates but I'm not a fan illogical or baseless arguments

[Misteriosa]

O.T:

Watch the whole epic Legend of Korra behind the scenes featurette right now (http://io9.com/5925659/watch-the-whole-epic-legend-of-korra-behind-the-scenes-featurette-right-now)

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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[realmenhatelife]

that whole scene just sounds entirely too itchy :wacko:

And she loved my winter coat. But I wouldn't like, you know, wear it during or anything.


I do know a guy whose girlfriend liked him to wear his studded belt while they were making whoopee, and turn it around so she could feel the metal on her. This is him.

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[LeedsJr]

Why did Ron just squash Fez for not "lighting into" that bullshit caller?

I thought his "Final Solution" quip was perfect. :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

I have to agree with you...I love good debates but I'm not a fan illogical or baseless arguments

The problem with the point counter point, because yeah Ron does always just say take what you want and I'll argue the con, is that Fez cant and wont ever stand toe to toe with him in an argument. It'd be like punching his dad, he cant do it. And Ron is really good at arguing, he knows how to fuck with semantics, how to omit info, really exploit the argument for his sake. Then he goes to the phones or the poll where all the Ron clones agree with him. He's the voltron of arguments, it gets a little cheap eventually.

[Misteriosa]

Why did Ron just squash Fez for not "lighting into" that bullshit caller?

I thought his "Final Solution" quip was perfect. :huh:

i thought so too. it was a nice dry comeback. there is no way it was too subtle for ron to notice.

[LeedsJr]

The problem with the point counter point, because yeah Ron does always just say take what you want and I'll argue the con, is that Fez cant and wont ever stand toe to toe with him in an argument. It'd be like punching his dad, he cant do it. And Ron is really good at arguing, he knows how to fuck with semantics, how to omit info, really exploit the argument for his sake. Then he goes to the phones or the poll where all the Ron clones agree with him. He's the voltron of arguments, it gets a little cheap eventually.

Love that line.

Fez is being overly defensive of the gay kid, but assualting someone for sitting next to you is not an acceptable response.

[Misteriosa]

i havent been listening to the whole thing, but ron keeps saying its on for the guy to punch the gay if he keeps hitting on him right?

did they mention what would be an appropriate response for a woman who keeps being pursued by a guy after she turns down his advances?

[realmenhatelife]

You know how you cant really tell a kid of a certain age that "sometimes it's ok to curse" even though most of us dont give a shit about cursing? That's the same reason you cant tell this meathead that 'yeah, sometimes it's ok to whip a gay guys ass.' He has a fantasy and he wants it validated.

[LeedsJr]

i havent been listening to the whole thing, but ron keeps saying its on for the guy to punch the gay if he keeps hitting on him right?

did they mention what would be an appropriate response for a woman who keeps being pursued by a guy after she turns down his advances?

According to Ron, society thinks it's okay for guys to do that.

I don't think I live in the same society Ron does.

[Misteriosa]

what?! what homophobia do you live with ronnie? ive seen guy friends sitting next to each other at the movies plenty of times. :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

i havent been listening to the whole thing, but ron keeps saying its on for the guy to punch the gay if he keeps hitting on him right?

did they mention what would be an appropriate response for a woman who keeps being pursued by a guy after she turns down his advances?

No, because women arent gay and that isn't the point of this. This has become bitch Fez out.

[Misteriosa]

According to Ron, society thinks it's okay for guys to do that.

I don't think I live in the same society Ron does.

yeah. ive been approached repeatedly by guys several times. ive been verbally harassed by random strangers in the street. if i would have punched either of them, id not only be the "crazy bitch on the rag", id be arrested.

its bullshit.

[realmenhatelife]

what?! what homophobia do you live with ronnie? ive seen guy friends sitting next to each other at the movies plenty of times. :huh:

I think most of us would rather have the hetero buffer seat if there's room in the theater. Really it's just for the armrests and so you can cross your legs any direction you want to.

[Warren Peace]

According to Ron, society thinks it's okay for guys to do that.

I don't think I live in the same society Ron does.

Ron's a man's man who just also happens to enjoy fantastic films by obscure filmmakers on topics that nobody gives a flying fuck about.

[Misteriosa]

Ron's a man's man who just also happens to enjoy fantastic films by obscure filmmakers on topics that nobody gives a flying fuck about.

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Fez said it's not alright for the guy to beat the shit out of a gay kid for hitting on him. These people are fucking rediculous.

[LeedsJr]

Ron's a man's man who just also happens to enjoy fantastic films by obscure filmmakers on topics that nobody gives a flying fuck about.

This cracked me up. And don't forget the beret. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

SHARK! :clap:

[RADIO-SHARK]

I bet the guy who wrote this question, first name is Rory.

[Misteriosa]

Front desk duty begins. Of course id miss a shark call

[A.J.]

And yeah I've had girls I've shot down try to pick up on me again (can you blame them?)

It happened to me too and it also proved a theory: women like assholes. The bigger a dick you are to them, the harder they try.

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[jennysmurf]

Front desk duty begins. Of course id miss a shark call

Hee hee...you said "duty."

[realmenhatelife]

What did Fez say about Steve?

[Warren Peace]

I bet the guy who wrote this question, first name is Rory.


:clap:

[Warren Peace]

This cracked me up. And don't forget the beret. :lol:

backwards...just like the outstanding film actor, Samuel L. Jackson

[LeedsJr]

What did Fez say about Steve?

He said Steve would talk gay to him. His example was Steve saying, "Hi!". :blink:

[Dell]

It happened to me too and it also proved a theory: women like assholes. The bigger a dick you are to them, the harder they try.

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totally misread that the first time...-insert cheesy porn music here-

[realmenhatelife]

I dont get what the big deal is.

[LeedsJr]

He said Steve would talk gay to him. His example was Steve saying, "Hi!". :blink:

I stand corrected. His example was, "Hey sweetie."

[Misteriosa]

I stand corrected. His example was, "Hey sweetie."
*insert photo of river song here* hello sweetie!

(Not being at my desk sucks)

[LeedsJr]

Lunchtime! :drunk:

[Dell]

I stand corrected. His example was, "Hey sweetie."

which I don't find inappropriate at all...in a church, in a boat or in a mall

I don't find it inappropriate at all...

I equated it to him saying Steve was a very nice guy...

[deliciousV]

Lunchtime! :drunk:

I like the cut of your jib

[RADIO-SHARK]

a tree I spent alot of time climbing in my chidhood is being taken down.makes me very sad and angry:furious::furious:

[realmenhatelife]

This is all greek to me, I hated Big Brother the one time I watched it.



So Harley Flannegan has given his side of the story in the big CBGBs dustup where he is accused of stabbing and biting some members of his old band. He says he attended the fest looking to make amends with John Joseph, and was attacked. He leaves out the part where he stabbed someone.

[RADIO-SHARK]

my tree is old but perfectly health..This is MURDER..:furious:

[A.J.]

Shark!

[Dell]

I used to note these small movies Ron said he liked and check them out later...I have been able to completely watch about 25% of them

I guess I'm just a strap-hanging-popcorn-movie-loving knuckle dragger...

[realmenhatelife]

I used to note these small movies Ron said he liked and check them out later...I have been able to completely watch about 25% of them

I guess I'm just a strap-hanging-popcorn-movie-loving knuckle dragger...

Eh, just cus you dont like it doesn't mean you dont get it.

[Warren Peace]

Ron's a man's man who just also happens to enjoy fantastic films by obscure filmmakers on topics that nobody gives a flying fuck about.

It's okay, Dell.

[disneyspy]

aw buddays,mister positiivity here,lets party

did i just here pepper take a first step? HUGE!

[disneyspy]

i hate hanging out with negative people,they just bring you down more than you can bring them up

[disneyspy]

test test,is this thing on? i feel like I AM LEGEND

[Recyclerz]

Pepper must have shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[jennysmurf]

test test,is this thing on? i feel like I AM LEGEND

I'm here, I just made the mistake of calling my friend in Atlanta. She's been gabbing for an hour!!:wacko:

[RADIO-SHARK]

R.I.P my wooden friend.

[Dell]

R.I.P my wooden friend.


were you watching them cut it down?..that had to be hard

[RADIO-SHARK]

were you watching them cut it down?..that had to be hardyep...limb by limb.

[jennysmurf]

yep...limb by limb.


Poor Shark. I'm sorry. Are you inconsolable?

[RADIO-SHARK]

Poor Shark. I'm sorry. Are you inconsolable?if it was dying it would be alright but the neighbor called about his dead tree and they just decided to take mine down also. mine was fine and they just wouldnt listen. now theres far too much sun and only memories.:sad:
and tons of saw dust....bastards

[jennysmurf]

if it was dying it would be alright but the neighbor called about his dead tree and they just decided to take mine down also. mine was fine and they just wouldnt listen. now theres far too much sun and only memories.:sad:


That's not fun. I'm sorry.:sad:

[Dell]

if it was dying it would be alright but the neighbor called about his dead tree and they just decided to take mine down also. mine was fine and they just wouldnt listen. now theres far too much sun and only memories.:sad:
and tons of saw dust....bastards

You Killed Shark's Tree...YOU BASTARDS!

[Misteriosa]

back from front desk hell to tune in for an unmast :down: booooooooooo!

[jennysmurf]

back from front desk hell to tune in for an unmast :down: booooooooooo!

Right? My friend finally let me off the phone. I rushed back to my computer, and it's an interview. :sad:

[RADIO-SHARK]

I will count every ring and then multiply that number by 10 dollars and then look for some collateral pay back:devil2:

[disneyspy]

I will count every ring and then multiply that number by 10 dollars and then look for some collateral pay back:devil2:


i say you stink bomb thier house

[disneyspy]

i like aziz and there is nothing more frustrating than watch a 9 o'clock showing of his stand up on comedy central

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good weekend

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[CountryBob]

I'm here, I just made the mistake of calling my friend in Atlanta. She's been gabbing for an hour!!:wacko:

Is her name Betsy? If so, I know her and she does gab on and on,......

[sailor]

Why would violence ever need to be part of that equation? People just baffle me sometimes.

Couldn't believe everyone sides with that guy, including Ron. Must have been the typical anti-fez crap.

Also, from early in the show, piers Morgan wasn't out of line; Robert Blake is a sociopath. Morgan was saying "I don't know you from a hole In the wall; I can't say whether you're being truthful or not." perfectly logical. And Blake probably had his wife murdered.

[sailor]

i havent been listening to the whole thing, but ron keeps saying its on for the guy to punch the gay if he keeps hitting on him right?

did they mention what would be an appropriate response for a woman who keeps being pursued by a guy after she turns down his advances?

Actually, he said if you shot a guy down and the. He sat down next to you your male relatives could corner him and say "how many times does she have to tell you no?" It's illogical, but at least he was consistent.

[IamFogHat]

Couldn't believe everyone sides with that guy, including Ron. Must have been the typical anti-fez crap.


I kind of agree with this, my feeling is Ron bases his point of view during a discussion based on what Fez says. When Fez says something rational or thoughtful Ron takes a batshit crazy stance. When Fez says something stupid Ron takes the normal route any right thinking person would. And in the former, even when he drives me nuts, I also kind of respect him for it cause he knows how to make good radio. Two guys agreeing all the time is death to entertainment.

[sailor]

which I don't find inappropriate at all...in a church, in a boat or in a mall

I don't find it inappropriate at all...

I equated it to him saying Steve was a very nice guy...

While it MAY have not been appropriate for a church funeral service, fez should have pointed out they're not at a church, but rather a fucking XL satellite radio comedy show.

[OGC]

I kind of agree with this, my feeling is Ron bases his point of view during a discussion based on what Fez says. When Fez says something rational or thoughtful Ron takes a batshit crazy stance. When Fez says something stupid Ron takes the normal route any right thinking person would. And in the former, even when he drives me nuts, I also kind of respect him for it cause he knows how to make good radio. Two guys agreeing all the time is death to entertainment.

but it makes such good radio when everyone else on the show (except Fez) bends over backwards to blow smoke up Ron's ass.

[IamFogHat]

but it makes such good radio when everyone else on the show (except Fez) bends over backwards to blow smoke up Ron's ass.

If you're talking about Pepper I would have argued with you like a year ago, but I definitely notice lately he seems to like everything Ron does. Now to be fair, when it's about movies or music, he always backs it up by giving tidbits or insights that are legit. But even still, I would like to see Pepper diverge from Ron more soon, it's getting a bit sycophantic at this point.