Ron and Fez Listening Thread 7/17/12 - You can't stop the bum rush

[realmenhatelife]

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I'm in a meeting for the next hour, so take care of our precious listening thread. People with accents on speaker phone, lets do this.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

[Misteriosa]

guess its just me stinking up the joint today :down:

[disneyspy]

buddays!

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[disneyspy]

time to get the led out here on two for tuesday

[A.J.]

Highway Star. RIP Jon Lord.

[Misteriosa]

hey spy and AJ :)

[Misteriosa]

buddays!

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that puppy does the two step better than a lot of humans i know :laugh:

[disneyspy]

hey spy and AJ :)

dammit i was gonna say way to ignore AJ but you edited before i had a chance

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

Fez hit the airwaves early today...I'm predicting a BIG DAY for the Big Cat

[Misteriosa]

dammit i was gonna say way to ignore AJ but you edited before i had a chance

i would never ignore aj :nono:

[disneyspy]

florida is known for getting the wrong thing,there was a guy that went in to a tampa hospital with the flesh eating disease on one of his legs and they cut off the wrong leg

[A.J.]

i would never ignore aj :nono:

:wub: Hi Misti.

[disneyspy]

our local cops just got 4 new harleys,they were at the convience store i stop at on my way home from work and i got instantly pissed that they were all together hanging out away from the cherry festival

cherry post in for the day

[Misteriosa]

cops showing up at the wrong home happen all the time. ive had quite a few cases brought in to me lately where the wrong home was raided by the cops and the kids end up in care while the whole mess is sorted out.

[disneyspy]

i lived in a development in lake county,all those houses look the same so i can see the cops making a mistake in the dark

[Misteriosa]

my sister lives in altamonte springs, which isnt too far away from this caller (winter springs). he is 100% correct in describing how crazy it is. and the mega churches are EVERYWHERE

[sailor]

That Florida caller was batshit. No one gets to know anyone, they ASK WHAT YOU DO! !

Idiot.

[Misteriosa]

i am scared for my niece down there. im always trying to tell her to stay out of trouble.

[disneyspy]

my sister lives in altamonte springs, which isnt too far away from this caller (winter springs). he is 100% correct in describing how crazy it is. and the mega churches are EVERYWHERE

when i was in high school i worked for my brothers cable contractor company and i spent 2 summers in altamonte springs

it sucks so huge when you're on the road and the mega churches let out at 1 on a sunday

[Misteriosa]

"your cum tastes like salty biscuits"

:wacko: you are trying to insult him, but you admitted you swallowed it! i cant even...

[Recyclerz]

Well, that woman helps Fez out by letting him know what cum tastes like.

[disneyspy]

Well, that woman helps Fez out by letting him know what cum tastes like.

HA! finally someone makes a what does cum taste joke that works,nice

[Misteriosa]

that would be a place like my job, ronnie. thats why i need headphones to listen to this show and now miss about 6 hrs a week of it. :down:

[sailor]

Ron's wrong on Lin. He's no tebow.

[disneyspy]

that would be a place like my job, ronnie. thats why i need headphones to listen to this show and now miss about 6 hrs a week of it. :down:

at least you get to listen to the show at work,spoiled girl

[Misteriosa]

at least you get to listen to the show at work,spoiled girl

quiet you.

[disneyspy]

quiet you.

i'm on way back sailor time,at work today i listen to 2 shows from november of 04

[Misteriosa]

the ivys dont give sports scholarships, ron. you cant use the fact that he didnt get one to discount him.

[CountryBob]

Sittin at the doctors office for routine exam - hope he wants to check my prostrate :(

[IamFogHat]

Don't steal my sunshine:bye:

[Misteriosa]

Sittin at the doctors office for routine exam - hope he wants to check my prostrate :(

i was at the doctor's yesterday. i walked out with a lot of referrals :o

and im not gonna make a "prostrate" joke :wink:

[disneyspy]

i was at the doctor's yesterday. i walked out with a lot of referrals :o

and im not gonna make a "prostrate" joke :wink:

musta been the gyno

[Dell]

Palo Alto, California is also the location of one of NASA's 10 Field Centers...Ames Research Center

Do you know the Field Center where NASA began?

[IamFogHat]

Way to shoe horn the gay, Fez:annoyed:

[disneyspy]

Way to shoe horn the gay, Fez:annoyed:

let him get the AJ out of the way so he can be unfetered to talk about whatever

[IamFogHat]

let him get the AJ out of the way so he can be unfetered to talk about whatever

AJ's a funboy?

[Misteriosa]

its DJ Tiesto and he has a channel on sirius. i know its availavle on the android app and online listening.

[IamFogHat]

You know nothing Jon Snow.

[Misteriosa]

You know nothing Jon Snow.

who is jon snow?

[disneyspy]

sam could come into the studio to this song

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[disneyspy]

who is jon snow?

the bastard son

[IamFogHat]

who is jon snow?

Oh my god...I am going to personally mail you my copies of A Song of Ice and Fire series. You need to be in on these references with us.

[Dell]

great Ron...have Fez stop describing the dance

IT'S RADIO...you have to describe the dance

[IamFogHat]

Why is Ron humming And Bingo Was his Name-o today?

[disneyspy]

i bet mitch&murry is very cummy

[IamFogHat]

i bet mitch&murry is very cummy

Ew, gay.

[realmenhatelife]

How good would a pumpernickel bagel be right now.

[disneyspy]

i wish R&F still did big live gigs like they did in the florida days,i'd go see them in chicago

[realmenhatelife]

You know nothing Jon Snow.

Oh my god...I am going to personally mail you my copies of A Song of Ice and Fire series. You need to be in on these references with us.

But she wont hear the girls accent if she just reads them. You know nothing, Jon Snewwww

[IamFogHat]

But she wont hear the girls accent if she just reads them. You know nothing, Jon Snewwww

Her accent makes me want to kiss everyone alive.

[realmenhatelife]

Her accent makes me want to kiss everyone alive.

Maybe you just took ecstacy.

[jennysmurf]

i bet mitch&murry is very cummy

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

:laugh:

oh thank God somebudday got that,thought i wasted another gem

[jennysmurf]

oh thank God somebudday got that,thought i wasted another gem

I hate to be the person who helps you out in any way, but I couldn't let it go.:wink:

[CountryBob]

How good would a pumpernickel bagel be right now.

Hitting subway as I speak - shitty subs but all we got

[deliciousV]

Why is Ron humming And Bingo Was his Name-o today?

he loves the classics

[jennysmurf]

Hitting subway as I speak - shitty subs but all we got

Don't hit it, CBob. Violence never solves anything.

[IamFogHat]

Maybe you just took ecstacy.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

[Dell]

he loves the classics

never heard it...(borrowing someone's bit)

[deliciousV]

How good would a pumpernickel bagel be right now.

I can't find them here anymore, I use to get them and load up the sour cream, thin sliced turkey, cole slaw and russian dressing, fuck those things were good.

[jennysmurf]

Ha! I say "right?" all the time! :laugh:

[disneyspy]

the only thing that pisses me off is on the third date and she says "i'm in my moon"

and i say "but i'm a red wings fan"

and she says "i don't like baseball"

and i say "i've got a ball for your base"

and she goes "are you saying i have a fat ass?"

and i go "if you don't put out thats exactly what i'm sayin!"

[Misteriosa]

How good would a pumpernickel bagel be right now.

that would be PERFECT with some cream cheese and jelly :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

These conversations always devolve into the most picky shit. Fez launches the first salvo with people who stop to text on the sidewalk. Fucking walk around, it's no big deal.

[realmenhatelife]

that would be PERFECT with some cream cheese and jelly :wub:

Well it was good until you put jelly on it.


I'm more on Delv's side making a sandwich but I like cream cheese and turkey.

[disneyspy]

i dont like when someone is talking and they ask themselves a question and then answer it

[jennysmurf]

Well it was good until you put jelly on it.


I'm more on Delv's side making a sandwich but I like cream cheese and turkey.

No, no, lox, cream cheese, and capers.

[Misteriosa]

Well it was good until you put jelly on it.

I'm more on Delv's side making a sandwich but I like cream cheese and turkey.

its like you hugged me just to get me close enough to cut me. :down:

[IamFogHat]

So I got distracted, is the topic now just things that annoy you?

[CountryBob]

its like you hugged me just to get me close enough to cut me. :down:


Ha! :)

[deliciousV]

So I got distracted, is the topic now just things that annoy you?

see, this annoys me

[realmenhatelife]

its like you hugged me just to get me close enough to cut me. :down:

I'm sorry but my people are Sicilian, it's what happens.

[jennysmurf]

see, this annoys me

Calm down, that's just his way of saying he was masturbating.

[IamFogHat]

Calm down, that's just his way of saying he was masturbating.

I get "distracted" a lot.

[disneyspy]

i don't know why but it annoys me when callers call him "hey ronny..."

[realmenhatelife]

If you think that congratulating someone on an aniversary is somehow an indicment on people's lifestyles you may be a little too in your own head.

[IamFogHat]

i don't know why but it annoys me when callers call him "hey ronny..."

You're like that guy who loves an indie band then hates them when they become popular.

[disneyspy]

You're like that guy who loves an indie band then hates them when they become popular.

your like that guy that makes no sense

[Misteriosa]

if someone is gonna bring up mispeaking words, ronnie better not even chime in about it with his drowneded and unmast :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

if someone is gonna bring up mispeaking words, ronnie better not even chime in about it with his drowneded and unmast :dry:

He'll also totally misuse a word or a phrase just to pop out of his brain stall.

[deliciousV]

if someone is gonna bring up mispeaking words, ronnie better not even chime in about it with his drowneded and unmast :dry:

I would love for someone to call in and complain about verbal crutches, like "godamn, fuck, he's the man, and baller"

[Dell]

Miss Manners says that Gentleman turn their back to those seated and ladies face those seated...I have NO IDEA how I remember little factoids like that and haven't called my mother on her birthday in 10 years!

[sailor]

I hate people applauding after a movie.

[deliciousV]

He'll also totally misuse a word or a phrase just to pop out of his brain stall.

he wouldn't get it, you'd have to drawl him a picture.

[Misteriosa]

I would love for someone to call in and complain about verbal crutches, like "godamn, fuck, he's the man, and baller"

you forgot "fuck yeah"

[sailor]

70-80 a plate?!

[IamFogHat]

To be fair, he's from Philly. If you've ever been there or South Jersey, they all sound like him, only worse.

[realmenhatelife]

I disagree about food sharing. There are appropriate levels of food sharing and some people have no idea what the limits are.

My dad's wife will order shitty stuff she thinks is healthy then try and eat half his plate. She'll also fingerfuck everything on a shared appetizer.

And when you're in a nice plate the first course might be like 4 or 5 bites. I get not wanting to share that.

[Recyclerz]

I think this bit is Ron setting up his defense strategy for when he finally snaps & kills Fez.

[IamFogHat]

She'll also fingerfuck everything on a shared appetizer.


Seems inappropriate.

[jennysmurf]

I have a friend who will call me and ask me if I saw her pictures on Facebook. If I say yes, she gets all mad because I didn't comment on them. Why do I have to comment of all your stupid pictures?:annoyed:

[realmenhatelife]

he wouldn't get it, you'd have to drawl him a picture.

Is that anything like a pitcher?

[jennysmurf]

I think this bit is Ron setting up his defense strategy for when he finally snaps & kills Fez.

I think you're on to something.

[sailor]

I think this bit is Ron setting up his defense strategy for when he finally snaps & kills Fez.

You know he was totally staring at fez when he was yelling to get out of your fucking OCD's.

[Dell]

I disagree about food sharing. There are appropriate levels of food sharing and some people have no idea what the limits are.

My dad's wife will order shitty stuff she thinks is healthy then try and eat half his plate. She'll also fingerfuck everything on a shared appetizer.

And when you're in a nice plate the first course might be like 4 or 5 bites. I get not wanting to share that.

I feel the same way...I've order 3 of the same appetizer because others feel obligated to eat it...I wish everyone would just order what they want

[sailor]

I have a friend who will call me and ask me if I saw her pictures on Facebook. If I say yes, she gets all mad because I didn't comment on them. Why do I have to comment of all your stupid pictures?:annoyed:

I don't think you've ever commented on one of mine. Hurtful.

[Misteriosa]

I have a friend who will call me and ask me if I saw her pictures on Facebook. If I say yes, she gets all mad because I didn't comment on them. Why do I have to comment of all your stupid pictures?:annoyed:

shit like this right here is why im seriously considering deleting my facebook account. people are so stupid about that shit. i cant fucking stand facebook and what people do with it.

[Misteriosa]

i wouldnt say "wash the baby"; i would say "bathe the baby".

there are some crazy ass saying out there.

[jennysmurf]

I don't think you've ever commented on one of mine. Hurtful.

Oh, I'll comment alright! You really want that? I'll do it!

[realmenhatelife]

I feel the same way...I've order 3 of the same appetizer because others feel obligated to eat it...I wish everyone would just order what they want

I dont lock down the food, I get sharing sometimes, but the implication that 'we're in a restaurant therefore we're just ordering for the table' is some bullshit that Rons on that I want no part of.

I dare say that's a man who is used to eating with just women and cherry picking the shit out of their plates.

[jennysmurf]

shit like this right here is why im seriously considering deleting my facebook account. people are so stupid about that shit. i cant fucking stand facebook and what people do with it.

It's become such a part of my life. It's pitiful.:down:

[Recyclerz]

I don't think you've ever commented on one of mine. Hurtful.

That's because she's too polite to tell you that those pants DO make your ass look big.

[jennysmurf]

That's because she's too polite to tell you that those pants DO make your ass look big.

He's really asking for it, isn't he?

[deliciousV]

My cousins wife use to put stuff on FB to him like "oh baby you're the best thing that ever happened, and I love .." blah blah blah. And I know they don't get along for shit. (the couple of times a month she gives him some he's on a timer, if he takes too long, she starts bitching) So I got tired of reading the bullshit and started commenting, every time, saying things like "how big is your fucking house that you need to communicate like this?" or simply " so walk accross the room and tell him. She stopped posting those things pretty quick.

[Misteriosa]

My cousins wife use to put stuff on FB to him like "oh baby you're the best thing that ever happened, and I love .." blah blah blah. And I know they don't get along for shit. (the couple of times a month she gives him some he's on a timer, if he takes too long, she starts bitching) So I got tired of reading the bullshit and started commenting, every time, saying things like "how big is your fucking house that you need to communicate like this?" or simply " so walk accross the room and tell him. She stopped posting those things pretty quick.

i really hate those or the passive aggressive posts. fuck facebook.

[jennysmurf]

My cousins wife use to put stuff on FB to him like "oh baby you're the best thing that ever happened, and I love .." blah blah blah. And I know they don't get along for shit. (the couple of times a month she gives him some he's on a timer, if he takes too long, she starts bitching) So I got tired of reading the bullshit and started commenting, every time, saying things like "how big is your fucking house that you need to communicate like this?" or simply " so walk accross the room and tell him. She stopped posting those things pretty quick.

I figure if they're posting stuff like that, it's just the opposite. One of my old high school friends does that all the time, and I'm starting to think she's a battered wife or something.

[IamFogHat]

Dobbermans are the only dogs I don't like, but this is totes adorbes. They're best buddies!
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[deliciousV]

I figure if they're posting stuff like that, it's just the opposite. One of my old high school friends does that all the time, and I'm starting to think she's a battered wife or something.

try using my "how big is your house" line, all of her friends are as sick of it as you are, you'll get a bunch of "Likes"

[IamFogHat]

Hicks: Marriage counseling is like a crazy sub genre of therapy:lol:

[deliciousV]

Dobbermans are the only dogs I don't like, but this is totes adorbes. They're best buddies!
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That's the exact opposite of what's going on here, the tiny Schnoodle and the full grown cat play like that. It's pretty fun to watch.

[jennysmurf]

Dobbermans are the only dogs I don't like, but this is totes adorbes. They're best buddies!
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That makes me so happy.:happy:

[disneyspy]

grammer nazis,i hate grammer nazis

[deliciousV]

grammer nazis,i hate grammer nazis

I here you

[Dell]

That makes me so happy.:happy:

I'm having difficulty getting to the end of the video...can I assume the dog eats the kitten?

[IamFogHat]

I'm having difficulty getting to the end of the video...can I assume the dog eats the kitten?

Don't be a bad man.

[jennysmurf]

I'm having difficulty getting to the end of the video...can I assume the dog eats the kitten?

No silly, he's playing with the kitty. He doesn't hurt it at all. That's why it's so sweet. He puts up with the kitty's nonsense.

[jennysmurf]

Don't be a bad man.

He can't help it, he's just awful.

[sailor]

Oh, I'll comment alright! You really want that? I'll do it!

I almost never put pics up there, but other people do for me. I hardly ever go on the FB.

[IamFogHat]

Getting naked, getting drunk, making out with 16 year old girls? Sounds heavenly.

[Misteriosa]

wow. this is bullshit.

i just a note from my bosses that even though i made appointments for the children in a timely manner, and the foster parents missed, cancelled, and/or rescheduled the appts to their convienence (and i rescheduled the ones who missed their appts), i am being held responsible for some children not being seen on the exact date of their recall and have to create a corrective action plan to address it.

are you fucking serious? :wallbash:

[Misteriosa]

Getting naked, getting drunk, making out with 16 year old girls? Sounds heavenly.

really? wouldnt the inexperience be a turn off? or is it you like girls who dont realize that you are doing something wrong :wink:

[IamFogHat]

wow. this is bullshit.

i just a note from my bosses that even though i made appointments for the children in a timely manner, and the foster parents missed, cancelled, and/or rescheduled the appts to their convienence (and i rescheduled the ones who missed their appts), i am being held responsible for some children not being seen on the exact date of their recall and have to create a corrective action plan to address it.

are you fucking serious? :wallbash:

I think I know this but I forget, what do you do for a living?

[Misteriosa]

I think I know this but I forget, what do you do for a living?

i work in the health services dept for a foster care agency.

[IamFogHat]

really? wouldnt the inexperience be a turn off? or is it you like girls who dont realize that you are doing something wrong :wink:

Well, I was being funny, but yeah even more than the inexperience just the dumbness would be a turn off.

[disneyspy]

wow. this is bullshit.

i just a note from my bosses that even though i made appointments for the children in a timely manner, and the foster parents missed, cancelled, and/or rescheduled the appts to their convienence (and i rescheduled the ones who missed their appts), i am being held responsible for some children not being seen on the exact date of their recall and have to create a corrective action plan to address it.

are you fucking serious? :wallbash:

sounds like bullshit

[sailor]

Get silly and put in your plan that you'll take taxis to their homes and personally escort them in.

[Misteriosa]

i mean, i like being able to mess around on the computer and listen to the show, but i need to get out of this place. they are trying to throw me under the bus for this shit? fuck them.

[Misteriosa]

Get silly and put in your plan that you'll take taxis to their homes and personally escort them in.

they'd take me up on that shit. :dry: i wouldnt put it past them. also, there is kind of already a program that does the exact same thing.

[disneyspy]

fuck em misti,i'm sure theres a better job for you out there

[sailor]

they'd take me up on that shit. :dry: i wouldnt put it past them. also, there is kind of already a program that does the exact same thing.

You'd get out of the office...

[disneyspy]

batle rap against the radio shark?

this should be good

[Misteriosa]

You'd get out of the office...

and i will still be responsible for the (ever growing) workload i have.

[disneyspy]

slanderous!

[Misteriosa]

shark, you better call in and defend your honor!

[sailor]

and i will still be responsible for the (ever growing) workload i have.

Boo. Have any a/p experience?

[Misteriosa]

Boo. Have any a/p experience?

a/p?

[Dell]

batle rap against the radio shark?

this should be good

if a fifth grader wrote it, I'd give him a D...for DAMN BOUEY!...word to your mother

[jennysmurf]

really? wouldnt the inexperience be a turn off? or is it you like girls who dont realize that you are doing something wrong :wink:

Ouch!:laugh:

[IamFogHat]

a/p?

I was gonna make a joke but it involves that word you don't like.

[jennysmurf]

a/p?

I think he wants you to work in a grocery store.

[sailor]

a/p?

Accounts payable. Paying invoices, etc. I take it it's no. :(

[IamFogHat]

Ouch!:laugh:

Oh yeah, I forgot about the second part of that quote, ouchers Misti!

[jennysmurf]

I was gonna make a joke but it involves that word you don't like.

Why you gotta work blue?

[disneyspy]

kokomo joe
sounds like a mo
takes on the shark
wants to suck him in the park

makes a shitty rap
that sounds like crap
suck my cock joe
shark kicks your ass yo

[Misteriosa]

Accounts payable. Paying invoices, etc. I take it it's no. :(

yes.. that's a no, but i'm a quick learner!

[Dell]

kokomo joe
sounds like a mo
takes on the shark
wants to suck him in the park

makes a shitty rap
that sounds like crap
suck my cock joe
shark kicks your ass yo

I can just imagine you dropping that mic on the ground after "yo"

[sailor]

I think he wants you to work in a grocery store.

Ha!

I was gonna make a joke but it involves that word you don't like.

Ha!!

[jennysmurf]

Ha!



Ha!!

Aw c'mon, why does Foggy get two !!s? You don't like clean humor?

[deliciousV]

kokomo joe
sounds like a mo
takes on the shark
wants to suck him in the park

makes a shitty rap
that sounds like crap
suck my cock joe
shark kicks your ass yo

smash

[Misteriosa]

I can just imagine you dropping that mic on the ground after "yo"

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[sailor]

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000087638/polls_old_man_1610_607411_answer_9_xlarge.jpeg

Ha!!

Take that, Jenny!

[Dell]

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HA!!!

[S0S]

Kokomo Joe's The Radio Shark Can F*ck Off !



SMASH!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[disneyspy]

AGEISTS!!

c'mon shark i hope you're listening and turn thisi nto a real battle rap

[jennysmurf]

Ha!!

Take that, Jenny!

Why you gotta hurt me?:glurps:

[Dell]

is the "what's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks..." joke an old joke?

I haven't heard it before and laughed out loud...

[Dell]

Why you gotta hurt me?:glurps:

you don't comment on his fb pics...

[disneyspy]

Why you gotta hurt me?:glurps:

we don't care what they think,let them think whatever they want,we know i can drop it from the cieling

[Misteriosa]

is the "what's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks..." joke an old joke?

I haven't heard it before and laughed out loud...

yes, it's an old joke.

[CountryBob]

yes.. that's a no, but i'm a quick learner!

Give her a job sailor - I guarantee that she could learn it quick.

I could hire you working on a aluminum press crew but the pay sucks

[jennysmurf]

you don't comment on his fb pics...

I went over to FB 30 minutes ago and commented, and he didn't even acknowledge it!

[CountryBob]

is the "what's the difference between a joke and 3 dicks..." joke an old joke?

I haven't heard it before and laughed out loud...
I no understand :(

[Misteriosa]

boo.. she should have turned him down.

[Freitag]

Wonder Woman cosplay? #hiremisti

[Dell]

boo.. she should have turned him down.

I was pulling for him...if you overlook his antisharkism, he brings the funny!

besides, this girl sounds like "New Lilly" to me and that's the same as nails on a chalkboard...

[Dell]

I no understand :(

the rest of the joke was "your mother cannot take a joke"

(just in case you were being serious and like me, hadn't heard the old joke before)

[jennysmurf]

I had a little old man come up to me in NYC and say "You're lovely, God bless you." It was sweet.

[Dell]

ladder/latter joke...SMASH!

:laugh:

[IamFogHat]

This has nothing to do with anything, but I just remembered one time my sister walked in on me fingering my girlfriend in a hottub.

[jennysmurf]

This has nothing to do with anything, but I just remembered one time my sister walked in on me fingering my girlfriend in a hottub.

Smuffy, I love you, but you're veering into CBob creepy territory. Hold onto those things and tell us in the drunk thread later.

[IamFogHat]

I have a huge head like Chris Stanely too. My fitted hat size is the biggest one they make.

[IamFogHat]

Smuffy, I love you, but you're veering into CBob creepy territory. Hold onto those things and tell us in the drunk thread later.

Sometimes I just like to bring you guys joy no matter what time of day it is:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Smuffy, I love you, but you're veering into CBob creepy territory. Hold onto those things and tell us in the drunk thread later.

:huh:

[Misteriosa]

I have a huge head like Chris Stanely too. My fitted hat size is the biggest one they make.

what size is that? i wear 7 3/8 in fitted caps

[Dell]

I have a huge head like Chris Stanely too. My fitted hat size is the biggest one they make.

yep...me too

[IamFogHat]

what size is that? i wear 7 3/8 in fitted caps

I think it's 8 1/2.

[deliciousV]

This has nothing to do with anything, but I just remembered one time my sister walked in on me fingering my girlfriend in a hottub.

did she stick her head in the water and see this? Otherwise, it'd be hard to know for sure what she saw. My money's on you told her, like "get the fuck out, I'm fingering my girlfriend!"

[IamFogHat]

:huh:

I know, we're totes adorbes.

[Dell]

what size is that? i wear 7 3/8 in fitted caps

I was assuming 7 1/2...maybe they make them bigger, but that's my size

[Dell]

I think it's 8 1/2.

wow...you sure it's not 7 1/2?

[IamFogHat]

did she stick her head in the water and see this? Otherwise, it'd be hard to know for sure what she saw. My money's on you told her, like "get the fuck out, I'm fingering my girlfriend!"

Not to brag, but it was pretty obvious what was happening down there.

[deliciousV]

Not to brag, but it was pretty obvious what was happening down there.

I love a screamer

[IamFogHat]

I love a screamer

Me too. I also enjoy a squirter.

[deliciousV]

Me too. I also enjoy a squirter.

sure, but not in the hot tub, that's fucked up

[Dell]

Me too. I also enjoy a squirter.

you are gay...(said with a Homer Simpson voice)

[IamFogHat]

sure, but not in the hot tub, that's fucked up

True. Why ruin it for everyone else?

[CountryBob]

God damn - I love me some Skynard!

[IamFogHat]

you are gay...(said with a Homer Simpson voice)

You never made a lady squirt her lady juices on your face? You're missing out my friend.

[CountryBob]

I love a screamer

I love scallops

[Dell]

You never made a lady squirt her lady juices on your face? You're missing out my friend.

oh, you were talking about a female...sure

[A.J.]

God damn - I love me some Skynard!

Shocker. :tongue:

Tuesday's Gone is one of my faves from Skynyrd.

[jennysmurf]

Sometimes I just like to bring you guys joy no matter what time of day it is:laugh:

And you do!:happy:

[deliciousV]

God damn - I love me some Skynard!

right there with ya Bob, except on the scallops thing.

[sailor]

Not to brag, but it was pretty obvious what was happening down there.

You're bragging you have large fingers?!

[realmenhatelife]

I think the new Judge Dredd movie is gonna be a summer surprise.

[IamFogHat]

You're bragging you have large fingers?!

Aw, guys, Sailor no know how sex work.

[sailor]

I love a screamer

Get some ice cream.

[Dell]

Shocker. :tongue:

Tuesday's Gone is one of my faves from Skynyrd.

give me back my bullets...tops my list (simple man is a close second)

[Misteriosa]

I think the new Judge Dredd movie is gonna be a summer surprise.

yeah. the io9 review was pretty positive.

[Misteriosa]

i wonder if ron ever watched epic meal time :unsure:

[sailor]

Aw, guys, Sailor no know how sex work.

This has nothing to do with anything, but I just remembered one time my sister walked in on me fingering my girlfriend in a hottub.

Get your story straight.

[Misteriosa]

i searched "bacon" on thinkgeek and got 39 products :o

http://www.thinkgeek.com/brain/whereisit.cgi?t=bacon

[IamFogHat]

Get your story straight.

:laugh:

[ihaveabadmonkey]

hehe, Fez said peanuts

[disneyspy]

every time they say a male callers name i keep hoping it's shark

[jennysmurf]

every time they say a male callers name i keep hoping it's shark

Have some pride, don't wait by the phone hoping he'll call!

[Dell]

damn...the guy for my 3:00 meeting got here early

(maybe I'll have him sit in the lobby for 45 minutes)

[realmenhatelife]

i wonder if ron ever watched epic meal time :unsure:

I'm pretty sure they've run Epic Meal Time on the show.




I love beans but hate baked beans.

[disneyspy]

Have some pride, don't wait by the phone hoping he'll call!

i really don't have anything better to do between 11 and 3

[CountryBob]

give me back my bullets...tops my list (simple man is a close second)


I played and sang Simple Man at a funeral. It was strange and cool at the same time

[jennysmurf]

damn...the guy for my 3:00 meeting got here early

(maybe I'll have him sit in the lobby for 45 minutes)

Do it. Make him respect your authoritah.

[disneyspy]

just checked my neighborhood 6 screen theatre,dark knight is only in 2 rooms right now for friday

[Dell]

Do it. Make him respect your authoritah.

http://stayhomepapadotorg.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/cartman-500-x-341.jpg

I can't make him sit any longer...I told Security to send him up at 2:30

[disneyspy]

2 hours and 44 minutes for dark knight? way too long,i'll wait for the bluray

[Dell]

cannot wait to see the Girls without Kneecaps when I finish work today...I'll be imagining all through my meetings now

[Dell]

2 hours and 44 minutes for dark knight? way too long,i'll wait for the bluray

just buy yourself some Depends and enjoy the damn movie...

[jennysmurf]

cannot wait to see the Girls without Kneecaps when I finish work today...I'll be imagining all through my meetings now

You're going to be of no use to anybody until you see them.

[disneyspy]

just buy yourself some Depends and enjoy the damn movie...

don't you have a meeting to get to?

take it easy clarkie

[disneyspy]

go ahead dell,todays snack is girls eating ice cream

[jennysmurf]

I will never borrow a pen from Pepper.:blink:

[sailor]

I will never borrow a pen from Pepper.:blink:

Gotta be better than Jimmy.

[deliciousV]

just checked my neighborhood 6 screen theatre,dark knight is only in 2 rooms right now for friday

my son works at best buy, for some reason they are getting a private screening for them and family at 8 on Sunday, we're on the list.

[A.J.]

I know Soulshine is Warren Haynes' song, but the version with Gregg Allman on lead vocals they did on the ABB album "Where It All Begins" is better.

[sailor]

It's from like 20 minutes ago but peanuts are NOT nuts.

[Misteriosa]

yup. im getting called in to a meeting on monday over this bullshit. :furious: fuck this place.

[disneyspy]

It's from like 20 minutes ago but peanuts are NOT nuts.

HA! i don't know why but this cracked me up

[jennysmurf]

It's from like 20 minutes ago but peanuts are NOT nuts.

Yeah, a caller clued him in on the whole "legume" thing.

[jennysmurf]

yup. im getting called in to a meeting on monday over this bullshit. :furious: fuck this place.

You tell 'em Misti! Raise the fist of the metal child on their bootays!

[disneyspy]

yup. im getting called in to a meeting on monday over this bullshit. :furious: fuck this place.

i can get you a beer cart girl job after the ones we have now go back to college in late august

[sailor]

Yeah, a caller clued him in on the whole "legume" thing.

Spoiler alert!!

[jennysmurf]

Spoiler alert!!

:tongue:

Bye internet friends!:bye:

[sailor]

You tell 'em Misti! Raise the fist of the metal child on their bootays!

That's an HR violation, right there.

[Misteriosa]

You tell 'em Misti! Raise the fist of the metal child on their bootays!

no, jenny. this is one of those meetings where they talk at you for an hour about what they *think* is going on and then dont want to listen to anything you have to say.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,this was fun,if it doesnt rain i'll be late tommorow,gonna go old school today

spyyyyyyyy out

C'YA!!

[deliciousV]

You tell 'em Misti! Raise the fist of the metal child on their bootays!

you mean like fisting?

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :o

[sailor]

you mean like fisting?

She couldn't have been more clear.

[sailor]

I plan to see the batman movie and never saw avengers. That's +1 right there.