Ron & Fez Listening Thread...07.31.2012...Let's Get Physical

[Dell]

Got to love those athletes...

For the boys...
http://www.brazilforum.com/attachments/brazil-photos-videos/4d1207424537-brazil-beach-volleyball-team-pics-brazil-beach-volleyball-team.jpg

For the girls...
http://johnbgrimes.com/blog/wedgie.jpg


Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Some news stories for ya'lls.

NBC spoiled their own race last night showing a promo for the today show touting the totes adorbs Missy Franklin's first gold medal in the break directly preceding the race she won it in.

The Pirate Bay was fined for promoting music piracy last year and guess what, none of the settlement will go to any of the artists effected. Instead it has been used to start an anti piracy campaign. Record companies remain shitty.

And if you remember they had a guy in for an RBI with his book about creativity called Imagine. Well turns out he got caught fabricating all of his Bob Dylan quotes, then when he was questioned about it he lied. Well now he's resigned from The New Yorker, and they're pulling all current editions of his book. Looks like history has proved us right for not listening to Captain Bullshits interview.

[A.J.]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eVeCCfKv8is/R2TrHVBUYfI/AAAAAAAAB6s/00LsTUASTBI/s400/d46++desilu.JPG

[Misteriosa]

merged

[realmenhatelife]

4 whole minutes, that's what I get for typing before updating.



I also used pine tar soap this morning which is fine after you wash it off your body but the bar itself, and now my hands, smell like I was tending a BBQ smoker all morning.

[realmenhatelife]

merged

You're merged.

[LeedsJr]

The online feed isn't working for me, JUST for the O and A channel. :furious: :wallbash:

[disneyspy]

The online feed isn't working for me, JUST for the O and A channel. :furious: :wallbash:

:bye:

[disneyspy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrd6edVu5H1r0ojhto1_500.gif

[LeedsJr]

:bye:

:bye:

Oh, I've found my way around the issue. :wink:

Just venting my frustration that I have to do that, rather than use the service I pay for. :annoyed:

[disneyspy]

song is GO WITH THE FLOW by QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

[Misteriosa]

song is GO WITH THE FLOW by QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

you cant win a game no one else is playing :o

[Dell]

I just noticed that the Brazilian team labels their bikini tops...are they afraid they will put them on incorrectly?

[Misteriosa]

with this talk about india, will the buddays bring up that indian play boy playmate?

[realmenhatelife]

song is GO WITH THE FLOW by QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

As featured in the listening threads. Kyuss too. And The Distillers which is half credit because Josh Homme is her boyfriend.

Shit, beta player works but puts me in the sailorverse.

[disneyspy]

hicks has an olympic fantasy about the US mens gymnastics team?

sounds like he needs to come out of the closet

[realmenhatelife]

with this talk about india, will the buddays bring up that indian play boy playmate?

Tell me more.

[Dell]

As featured in the listening threads. Kyuss too. And The Distillers which is half credit because Josh Homme is her boyfriend.

Shit, beta player works but puts me in the sailorverse.

spoiler alert...

Fez is having some issues today and Ron observed that he is not ready to Rock It...

[disneyspy]

in the sailorverse no one can hear you scream

til about 20 minutes later

[LeedsJr]

you cant win a game no one else is playing :o

That's the only kind of game he can win. :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

Tell me more.

First Indian Woman to Pose for Playboy Calls It an International Accomplishment (http://jezebel.com/5930079/first-indian-woman-to-pose-for-playboy-calls-it-an-international-accomplishment)

http://go.redirectingat.com/?id=33330X911650&site=jezebel.com&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F17uf e7f8mlox6jpg%2Foriginal.jpg&xguid=b382ee0eb011a059a5f8402a2441fe66&xcreo=0&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2F5930079%2Ffirst-indian-woman-to-pose-for-playboy-calls-it-an-international-accomplishment

[disneyspy]

That's the only kind of game he can win. :tongue:

i guess next time i wont get out the cable

[realmenhatelife]

I gambled and went back to the basic, but shit broke.

[IamFogHat]

What's crack-a-lackin'?

[LeedsJr]

i guess next time i wont get out the cable

I was only joking. :down:


Fuckin' starvin' today. Might need an early Chipotle run...

[IamFogHat]

Fuckin' starvin' today. Might need an early Chipotle run...

I'm pretty sure it will make you bleed out of your asshole.

[CountryBob]

Good day - you bunch of scallywaggs

[disneyspy]

I'm pretty sure it will make you bleed out of your asshole.

is that what you're blaming it on?

[Misteriosa]

oh dear.. did i just stop the thread with my links. i have to stop doing that.

[disneyspy]

Good day - you bunch of scallywaggs

hey mister climbing in the stolen bases and OBP ranks

[Dell]

going to my daughter's first NASA presentation in a few minutes...I'll be back in a while

(please transcribe all of Fez's jokes for my reading pleasure...I will comment in Sailor time)

[disneyspy]

going to my daughter's first NASA presentation in a few minutes...I'll be back in a while

(please transcribe all of Fez's jokes for my reading pleasure...I will comment in Sailor time)

your daughters an astronaut

[Recyclerz]

Wow. Sirius/XM management is really on point. :dry:

[LeedsJr]

your daughters an astronaut

That's just what she told you so you would leave her alone. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

First Indian Woman to Pose for Playboy Calls It an International Accomplishment (http://jezebel.com/5930079/first-indian-woman-to-pose-for-playboy-calls-it-an-international-accomplishment)

http://go.redirectingat.com/?id=33330X911650&site=jezebel.com&xs=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.gawkerassets.com%2Fimg%2F17uf e7f8mlox6jpg%2Foriginal.jpg&xguid=b382ee0eb011a059a5f8402a2441fe66&xcreo=0&sref=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel.com%2F5930079%2Ffirst-indian-woman-to-pose-for-playboy-calls-it-an-international-accomplishment

Too white.

[disneyspy]

what the fuck is up with kim kardashians ass


its been hit so many times its all calused up

[disneyspy]

Wow. Sirius/XM management is really on point. :dry:

how's that?

[realmenhatelife]

Finally joining in on the phone app. Sailored like a motherfuck.

[Misteriosa]

going to my daughter's first NASA presentation in a few minutes...I'll be back in a while

(please transcribe all of Fez's jokes for my reading pleasure...I will comment in Sailor time)

good luck to her :o

[Misteriosa]

Finally joining in on the phone app. Sailored like a motherfuck.

yeah.. its pretty slow. makes it really hard to join in to any contests or games :o

[disneyspy]

yeah.. its pretty slow. makes it really hard to join in to any contests or games :o

thats why i win so much

[Misteriosa]

pepper godwin hicks. :o

[realmenhatelife]

yeah.. its pretty slow. makes it really hard to join in to any contests or games :o

And you know how much I live for contests and games, misti.

[Misteriosa]

And you know how much I live for contests and games, misti.

who doesnt.

[Chigworthy]

Fez's lack of sleep has really effected his job performance today.

[jennysmurf]

Finally joining in on the phone app. Sailored like a motherfuck.

Me too. The basic player wouldn't work at all, but I got the new one going. I'll just comment on everything uncomfortably late.

I think that most of the crew members survive because they're trained. Does the study say the women and children survive after being put in the rescue boat or are they left on the ship?

[jennysmurf]

Fez's lack of sleep has really effected his job performance today.

So he hasn't been sleeping for a few years, huh?

[Misteriosa]

So he hasn't been sleeping for a few years, huh?

he's got his own fuckin problems

[disneyspy]

Me too. The basic player wouldn't work at all, but I got the new one going. I'll just comment on everything uncomfortably late.

I think that most of the crew members survive because they're trained. Does the study say the women and children survive after being put in the rescue boat or are they left on the ship?

oh i cant handle having a whole thread thats 20 minutes behind me

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

[realmenhatelife]

Me too. The basic player wouldn't work at all, but I got the new one going. I'll just comment on everything uncomfortably late.

I think that most of the crew members survive because they're trained. Does the study say the women and children survive after being put in the rescue boat or are they left on the ship?

Do you think they read it after the first paragraph?

[jennysmurf]

oh i cant handle having a whole thread thats 20 minutes behind me

http://tinychat.com/spynetwork

Yeah, but now I'm afraid I'll miss something.

[jennysmurf]

Do you think they read it after the first paragraph?

Good point, probably not.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, but now I'm afraid I'll miss something.

its now the advice show

fez's dad is dead,corkys on the pills and momma fez is upset

[CountryBob]

Try to listen to the show and then get taken away for 30 minutes. Typical in my life now

[jennysmurf]

its now the advice show

fez's dad is dead,corkys on the pills and momma fez is upset

That's what I'm hearing now. Maybe I'm not so far behind.

[IamFogHat]

Wow was that fake cry thing uncomfortable.

[Misteriosa]

basically, fez is afraid his brother is going to kill his mother. if i had a relative that was high on drugs alone with my elderly mother, id be afraid too

at least thats what i gleaned

[disneyspy]

Wow was that fake cry thing uncomfortable.

how about fez talking about jennysmurf and RMHL like that,that made me feel uncomfortable

[realmenhatelife]

Having a stroke? Doesn't his mother understand what pilled up looks like at this point?

[realmenhatelife]

I know Fez has seen the show intervention but he doesn't get the concept of enabling yet.

[Warren Peace]

Having a stroke? Doesn't his mother understand what pilled up looks like at this point?

Not a stretch if she was unaware that she had a gay son for all these years....

[disneyspy]

Not a stretch if she was unaware that she had a gay son for all these years....

HA!

[jennysmurf]

basically, fez is afraid his brother is going to kill his mother. if i had a relative that was high on drugs alone with my elderly mother, id be afraid too

at least thats what i gleaned

Stop bringing logic and reason into this. It's an opportunity to tease Fez, and make fun of his problems.:nono:

[A.J.]

The story of Fez's mother and brother sounds eerily similar to the situation with my grandmother, mother and uncle. When parents fuck up, they expect the "good child" to clean up their mess.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh shit, I thought I was logged into spychat and I thought to myself, Damn this audio is tinny, then I realized it's my cell phone playing out loud.

[Misteriosa]

listening to these callers, i never knew that the ron and fez show had so many mental health professionals in its audience :o

[Misteriosa]

Oh shit, I thought I was logged into spychat and I thought to myself, Damn this audio is tinny, then I realized it's my cell phone playing out loud.

whoops

[jennysmurf]

Oh shit, I thought I was logged into spychat and I thought to myself, Damn this audio is tinny, then I realized it's my cell phone playing out loud.

Oops! You're gonna get a trip down to CBob in Human Resources.

[IamFogHat]

Damn this audio is tinny,

Tss you should go find Dorothy and the lion or sumthin, tss, tss.

[Recyclerz]

listening to these callers, i never knew that the ron and fez show had so many mental health professionals in its audience :o

And the rest of us are in desparate need of their services. :wink:



The Whatley/Hillier clan sound like a perfect microcosm of Florida's demographics.

[CountryBob]

Oops! You're gonna get a trip down to CBob in Human Resources.


Bring lube

[IamFogHat]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/inbtnep18e2vmbl9zhsicg2.gif?w=380&h=215

[realmenhatelife]

Oops! You're gonna get a trip down to CBob in Human Resources.

Better put my blowjob boots on.

[jennysmurf]

Bring lube

:laugh: Yikes!

[realmenhatelife]

whoops

I dont think Ron said anything el scandolo.

[disneyspy]

oh shit,started reading the thread and ron said H.R. at the same time i was reading it,scared me alittle

[IamFogHat]

Better put my blowjob boots on.

Modquote.

[disneyspy]

Modquote.

mods never quote anything people say to

[jennysmurf]

I am so glad I have the show to listen to. The girls chose "Mr. Popper's Penguins" to watch this morning.:help:

[CountryBob]

Ron just talked Fez into doing something he really doesn't want to do.
Ha! Bring that personal shit to HR?

[disneyspy]

I am so glad I have the show to listen to. The girls chose "Mr. Popper's Penguins" to watch this morning.:help:

do they say "why aint cha watchin mr. poppers ,miss poppins?"

[IamFogHat]

What exactly is Zito's job now?

[jennysmurf]

do they say "why aint cha watchin mr. poppers ,miss poppins?"

Nah, they know how I feel about crappy movies.

[realmenhatelife]

I am so glad I have the show to listen to. The girls chose "Mr. Popper's Penguins" to watch this morning.:help:

Doesn't that mean something else in San Francisco?


My buddies kids were Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs multiple times a day for awhile.

[IamFogHat]

mods never quote anything people say to

In your face!

[jennysmurf]

Doesn't that mean something else in San Francisco?


My buddies kids were Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs multiple times a day for awhile.

I cut them off after two times with the same movie. I can't take it. (I'm ignoring your other comment, cause I'm not sure. :happy:)

[LeedsJr]

What exactly is Zito's job now?

What exactly is Fez's? :dry:

[disneyspy]

In your face!

you better watch yourself or it'll be cloudy with a chance of me balls in your face

[jennysmurf]

In your face!

I've decided that proving DS wrong is a worthy cause.

[realmenhatelife]

What exactly is Zito's job now?

He works for the talent relations department for the dance channels.

[LeedsJr]

Pepper: "I don't know why alcohol stays in my system so long."

Ron: "Because you drink so much of it!"

:lol:

[disneyspy]

I've decided that proving DS wrong is a worthy cause.

in your face! i knew if i said that then he'd get the modquote!

is it gettin cloudy over there?

[jennysmurf]

Pepper: "I don't know why alcohol stays in my system so long."

Ron: "Because you drink so much of it!"

:lol:

I just heard this--I guess I'm 5 minutes behind.

[Dell]

Stop bringing logic and reason into this. It's an opportunity to tease Fez, and make fun of his problems.:nono:

Fez is gay...:laugh:

(I'm catching up)

[Liverspot]

Is this true, is there really a zombie show?

[Warren Peace]

People love zombies...but they don't love gay zombies..

[Dell]

Bring lube

if I had a nickle for every time...

[disneyspy]

People love zombies...but they don't love gay zombies..

i know i dont want that meat getting bit

you know,down there

[Dell]

oh shit,started reading the thread and ron said H.R. at the same time i was reading it,scared me alittle

get a grip big boy...

[LeedsJr]

Fez is gay...:laugh:

(I'm catching up)

No he's not!

He broke up with his fiance in Niagra Falls to start dating Dawn Cumia, Anthony's sister. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Is this true, is there really a zombie show?

This thread is a big ol spoiler for me today.:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

Oh shit, acoustic guitar, please not mike zito

[disneyspy]

alright buddays gonna make a run to best buy to get the borne series on bluray,dont talk about me while im gone,smurf

[realmenhatelife]

Hope Solo is a good looking woman. I lean more to the Rapinoe side though.

[Dell]

alright buddays gonna make a run to best buy to get the borne series on bluray,dont talk about me while im gone,smurf

spy is gay...and

Matt Damon is Jason Borne, but Jason Borne isn't his real name...and he had a lot of plastic surgery before the Borne movie that's in the theater now

[LeedsJr]

Oh shit, acoustic guitar, please not mike zito

Ryan Bingham doesn't sound any more interesting. :dry:

[IamFogHat]

Ryan Bingham doesn't sound any more interesting. :dry:

Yeah, I think I'll see you guys in a half hour or so...

[Dell]

Ryan Bingham doesn't sound any more interesting. :dry:

NOOOOOOOOOO...I didn't hear this...Please tell me we are not having a musician on the show to talk music...:help:

[LeedsJr]

NOOOOOOOOOO...I didn't hear this...Please tell me we are not having a musician on the show to talk music...:help:

May be we'll get extra lucky and Rob Cross will join them...:wallbash:

[Dell]

May be we'll get extra lucky and Rob Cross will join them...:wallbash:

your last mod quote cracked me up...:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

your last mod quote cracked me up...:laugh:

I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out. :lol:

[Dell]

Fez's Jitterbug...

http://www.letsgomobile.org/images/news/jitterbug/jitterbug-mobile-phone.jpg

[jennysmurf]

spy is gay...and

Matt Damon is Jason Borne, but Jason Borne isn't his real name...and he had a lot of plastic surgery before the Borne movie that's in the theater now


Yeah, and according to his modquote, he's not very svelte.

[Dell]

Barking Starfish is the best ffl name...ever

[Dell]

Yeah, and according to his modquote, he's not very svelte.

HA...just went back and read his quotes

if I remember correctly, that was in his Roseanne Barr description...:laugh:

[CountryBob]

Shitty song

[Liverspot]

wish monty love was on instead

[CountryBob]

Gay Zombie - would be a great band name :)

[Dell]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/932/righton.jpg

[CountryBob]

Wendy's has got the fries down finally - yummmmmm

[CountryBob]

I like this song

[disneyspy]

dammit,i had hoped to miss this

[zildjian361]

BRUCE :smoke::drunk:

[disneyspy]

Barking Starfish is the best ffl name...ever

hmmmmmm and i swear you wont be able to take advantage of cbob again this year

is it time to start talking about our league? season is only a month and 5 days away

[CountryBob]

I miss the wackiness of the show :(

[CountryBob]

hmmmmmm and i swear you wont be able to take advantage of cbob again this year

is it time to start talking about our league? season is only a month and 5 days away

I like football fantasy - you only have to fuck with it once a week.

[disneyspy]

Yeah, and according to his modquote, he's not very svelte.

i knew you couldnt go a few minutes without talking about me

smurf has a crush on me

[CountryBob]

i knew you couldnt go a few minutes without talking about me

smurf has a crush on me


And who doesn't have a crush on smurf - :)

[disneyspy]

holy shit,just got a free 10 dollar best buy gift card for their 10 year anniversary.i cant believe its only been around for 10 years

[Misteriosa]

just got back from lunch.

today's been really rough. ive been way too close to flipping my desk over and walking out. i almost yelled "youre an insufferable cunt!" at the officemate today.

[disneyspy]

just got back from lunch.

today's been really rough. ive been way too close to flipping my desk over and walking out. i almost yelled "youre an insufferable cunt!" at the officemate today.

well if she's pissing you off she must be sufferable

[realmenhatelife]

just got back from lunch.

today's been really rough. ive been way too close to flipping my desk over and walking out. i almost yelled "youre an insufferable cunt!" at the officemate today.

That probably wouldn't go over well.

[Dell]

hmmmmmm and i swear you wont be able to take advantage of cbob again this year

is it time to start talking about our league? season is only a month and 5 days away

if you think Mendenhall was the reason I won, I will definitely win again...

I was asked to join a league already, so it's probably not too early...RGIII will be on the top of my list

[A.J.]

just got back from lunch.

today's been really rough. ive been way too close to flipping my desk over and walking out. i almost yelled "youre an insufferable cunt!" at the officemate today.

Nah, instead leave this on her desk and say "you stink".

http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/x/041608087727.jpg

[Dell]

just got back from lunch.

today's been really rough. ive been way too close to flipping my desk over and walking out. i almost yelled "youre an insufferable cunt!" at the officemate today.

if you do, I hope CBob isn't working you HR...he makes you bring your own lube

[disneyspy]

if you do, I hope CBob isn't working you HR...he makes you bring your own lube

and hisses pusssssssy in a soft voice as you walk by his door

[IamFogHat]

Sup hos?

[LeedsJr]

"Drunky-poo and scrambly-brains."

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

Sup hos?

No, no, no. It's Pimps Up, hoes down. :happy:

[Misteriosa]

if you do, I hope CBob isn't working you HR...he makes you bring your own lube

i dont need no stinking lube

[zildjian361]

Shit KFB is into Shrillex.:laugh:I'm over you now Red :wub::wink:

[disneyspy]

i dont need no stinking lube

does the thought of c-bob make you wet?

[LeedsJr]

Shit KFB is into Shrillex.:laugh:I'm over you now Red :wub::wink:

Is this some sort of secret code? :huh:

[Dell]

i dont need no stinking lube

mod quote...and, I'll be back in a few minutes

[realmenhatelife]

Well look whos a radiopsychic, radiopsychic

[LeedsJr]

Wow, this is some entertaining shit right here... :dry:

[IamFogHat]

Oh sweet jesus.

[Dell]

Oh sweet jesus.

wats dat?

[deliciousV]

holy shit,just got a free 10 dollar best buy gift card for their 10 year anniversary.i cant believe its only been around for 10 years

must be your local Best Buy's 10 year, my daughter worked as BB when she was 16, she's about to turn 28.


(In 1983, Sound of Music's board of directors approved a new corporate name: Best Buy Co., Inc.,[22] the company opened its first superstore in Burnsville, Minnesota, featuring expanded selling space, a wide assortment of discounted brand-name goods, central service, and warehouse distribution. Stores began selling appliances and videocassette recorders. In 1985, Best Buy (symbol BBY) debuted on the New York Stock Exchange[22] with an offering of 8.3 million shares. In 1987, Best Buy's brand logo changed to the yellow tag. In 1989, Best Buy unveiled a new "grab-and-go" store format.)

[Dell]

must be your local Best Buy's 10 year, my daughter worked as BB when she was 16, she's about to turn 28.


(In 1983, Sound of Music's board of directors approved a new corporate name: Best Buy Co., Inc.,[22] the company opened its first superstore in Burnsville, Minnesota, featuring expanded selling space, a wide assortment of discounted brand-name goods, central service, and warehouse distribution. Stores began selling appliances and videocassette recorders. In 1985, Best Buy (symbol BBY) debuted on the New York Stock Exchange[22] with an offering of 8.3 million shares. In 1987, Best Buy's brand logo changed to the yellow tag. In 1989, Best Buy unveiled a new "grab-and-go" store format.)

look at the brain on delv...

[disneyspy]

must be your local Best Buy's 10 year, my daughter worked as BB when she was 16, she's about to turn 28.


(In 1983, Sound of Music's board of directors approved a new corporate name: Best Buy Co., Inc.,[22] the company opened its first superstore in Burnsville, Minnesota, featuring expanded selling space, a wide assortment of discounted brand-name goods, central service, and warehouse distribution. Stores began selling appliances and videocassette recorders. In 1985, Best Buy (symbol BBY) debuted on the New York Stock Exchange[22] with an offering of 8.3 million shares. In 1987, Best Buy's brand logo changed to the yellow tag. In 1989, Best Buy unveiled a new "grab-and-go" store format.)

ya i guess that makes sense AND i think the cute cashier kinda cheated and gave me a winning coupon cuz it looked like she took it from the bottom of the pile

[deliciousV]

look at the brain on delv...

don't need one when you have the interwebs.

[Dell]

ya i guess that makes sense AND i think the cute cashier kinda cheated and gave me a winning coupon cuz it looked like she took it from the bottom of the pile

and...spy wins again

[deliciousV]

ya i guess that makes sense AND i think the cute cashier kinda cheated and gave me a winning coupon cuz it looked like she took it from the bottom of the pile

seems like every woman you meet flirts with you and does you favors, the one thing they don't do is fuck you.

[disneyspy]

holy shit that kokomo is no delv and he wasnt even talking about the metric system

[Misteriosa]

seems like every woman you meet flirts with you and does you favors, the one thing they don't do is fuck you.

chuuuuuuch

[disneyspy]

seems like every woman you meet flirts with you and does you favors, the one thing they don't do is fuck you.

i only tell you guys about the ones that flirt with me,no need to bring up the stupid whores that dont

[deliciousV]

i only tell you guys about the ones that flirt with me,no need to bring up the stupid whores that dont

damn lesbians, the lot of em.

[Dell]

I would HATE if my daughter were friends with interns on this show (or OnA)...they seem to go straight to this inappropriate banter about people that don't deserve it

[Dell]

damn lesbians, the lot of em.

he told me he went to an almost all lesbian high school...

[Dell]

I do laugh at kokomo's dry humor...I don't want to laugh, but it gets me everytime

[disneyspy]

he told me he went to an almost all lesbian high school...

i swear they had to be even the pregnant ones

[LeedsJr]

I would HATE if my daughter were friends with interns on this show (or OnA)...they seem to go straight to this inappropriate banter about people that don't deserve it

And then Ron lectures the callers about objectifying the interns, right before spending 40 minutes talking about the "3:00 snack". :dry:

[Dell]

ah sheeeet...7NR a coming

[LeedsJr]

Let's not stop Fez from saying crazy-ass shit, please.

Let's encourage Fez to say ANYTHING. The crazier, the better.

[Misteriosa]

ah sheeeet...7NR a coming

denied.. by spy and leeds no less.

[Dell]

SPY REPORT

awesome...

[Dell]

denied.. by spy and leeds no less.

yeah...I'm starting to feel like Rube

:blink:

[disneyspy]

i'm tivoing everything olympic and am a day behind so ive been doing alot of plugging my ears and singing lalalalalalalallalalalllalala during these "spy reports".i had planned to visit the olympic thread alot more but rarely catch up to live tv

[LeedsJr]

I have never seen a topless woman in Central Park. :down:

[IamFogHat]

I've only been to Central Park in the winter:sad:

[Recyclerz]

I do laugh at kokomo's dry humor...I don't want to laugh, but it gets me everytime

Agreed. His victim schtik once Ron skewers him is great.

[Misteriosa]

im guessing this is what ronnie is talking about:

Bullied Girl Receives Free Plastic Surgery to Pin Her Ears, Is Heartbreakingly Thrilled (http://jezebel.com/5930026/bullied-girl-receives-free-plastic-surgery-to-pin-her-ears-is-heartbreakingly-thrilled)

...

CNN profiled a 14-year-old girl named Nadia Ilse, who said her "elephant ears" (her ears stuck out a little, the way I presumed every pre-adolescent's did at some point) made her an object of relentless "Dumbo" taunts. She'd begged her mom for an otoplasty (an operation, for all you people who eschewed Nip/Tuck, to pin the ears back) since she was ten, but was, until recently, unable to get the surgery she so desperately wanted.

A charity called Little Baby Face Foundation that provides free corrective surgery to children with facial deformities (think cleft palates) offered to give Nadia her ortoplasty. The charity flew Nadia and her mother from their home in Georgia to New York, where Nadia not only had her ears pinned, but also had a rhinoplasty (reduction of the nose) and a mentoplasty (altering the shape of the chin), which all-in-all constituted about $40,000 of surgery.

...

[Recyclerz]

I've only been to Central Park in the winter:sad:

Did you find out where the ducks went?

[LeedsJr]

im guessing this is what ronnie is talking about:

Bullied Girl Receives Free Plastic Surgery to Pin Her Ears, Is Heartbreakingly Thrilled (http://jezebel.com/5930026/bullied-girl-receives-free-plastic-surgery-to-pin-her-ears-is-heartbreakingly-thrilled)

Couldn't they just suggest a different hairstyle? :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

Couldn't they just suggest a different hairstyle? :unsure:

heh thats what i was thinking.

i HATED EVERYTHING about me growing up. let's not even get in to the amount of self loathing of my teen years.

[realmenhatelife]

im guessing this is what ronnie is talking about:

Bullied Girl Receives Free Plastic Surgery to Pin Her Ears, Is Heartbreakingly Thrilled (http://jezebel.com/5930026/bullied-girl-receives-free-plastic-surgery-to-pin-her-ears-is-heartbreakingly-thrilled)

You missed it because you were on desk duty yesterday but Ron brought up Fran Drescher correcting him "on some femenist bullshit" during unmasked and he had so much venom in his voice. I thought of you.

[Dell]

women with perfect features are a lot of fun to look at, but I have always been drawn more to women that have slight imperfections (according to the modeling model)...can't explain it, and I also think the imperfections become more attractive as the woman matures

[disneyspy]

last time i tried to get a good look at a beaver i got slapped

[realmenhatelife]

women with perfect features are a lot of fun to look at, but I have always been drawn more to women that have slight imperfections (according to the modeling model)...can't explain it, and I also think the imperfections become more attractive as the woman matures

Models are actually odd looking birds a lot of the time.

[IamFogHat]

Oh god, this can't end well. Misti where's that gif of the emoticon eating the popcorn?

[disneyspy]

Oh god, this can't end well. Misti where's that gif of the emoticon eating the popcorn?

just type :popcorn:

[Misteriosa]

Oh god, this can't end well. Misti where's that gif of the emoticon eating the popcorn?

:popcorn:

[deliciousV]

Oh god, this can't end well. Misti where's that gif of the emoticon eating the popcorn?

:popcorn:

[Misteriosa]

:unsure: what happened?

[deliciousV]

Oh god, this can't end well. Misti where's that gif of the emoticon eating the popcorn?

type this without the spaces : popcorn :

[LeedsJr]

:unsure: what happened?

Not much... :dry:

[IamFogHat]

type this without the spaces : popcorn :

Thaaaank you. :popcorn:

[Misteriosa]

Not much... :dry:

it sounded like that kid was reading lines from beavis and butthead: "youre a butt munch"

[IamFogHat]

just type :popcorn:

haha so unhelpful:laugh:

[Recyclerz]

:down: The Once Mighty Fez Whatley has fallen and can't/won't/will never get up.

[IamFogHat]

This is a clusterfuck of hilarity. Long live Kokomo Joe:clap:

[disneyspy]

kokomo sounds like he got his lines from crazed

[Recyclerz]

Is that Zito playing the part of "East Side Dave"?

[LeedsJr]

Why would Fez be told to not fuck interns? He's never fucked anybody. :huh:

[IamFogHat]

Is that Travis feeding him lines?

[disneyspy]

Why would Fez be told to not fuck interns? He's never fucked anybody. :huh:

giggle fest

[Recyclerz]

Why would Fez be told to not fuck interns? He's never fucked anybody. :huh:

But he wanted to. And has cried about it for a decade.

[IamFogHat]

Is that Travis feeding him lines?

Oh nm it's probably Zito.

[deliciousV]

Why would Fez be told to not fuck interns? He's never fucked anybody. :huh:

probably like a blanket policy, like on the first day of school even the kid in a wheelchair hears "no running in the halls"

[IamFogHat]

probably like a blanket policy, like on the first day of school even the kid in a wheelchair hears "no running in the halls"

It might have also been about that weird day he got drunk and admitted to batching to that JFK intern who had come up to visit them in NY.

[IamFogHat]

You guys thinking tears today?

[Warren Peace]

It might have also been about that weird day he got drunk and admitted to batching to that JFK intern who had come up to visit them in NY.

when was this?

[Misteriosa]

You guys thinking tears today?

already happened.

[IamFogHat]

when was this?

Probably two or three years ago.

already happened.

Yeah but those were fake, remember?

[LeedsJr]

This girl is just making stuff up. No one says those things.

[LeedsJr]

God damn it. :wallbash:

[LeedsJr]

Ok, is it just me, or is she toning the awful voice down this afternoon? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

Hicks has been dating that girl for 6 years?? :blink:

[LeedsJr]

Where'd everybody go? :unsure:

[disneyspy]

spy for the 7IAR block

[LeedsJr]

Hmmm...wonder if I could... :innocent:

[LeedsJr]

Hmmm...wonder if I could... :innocent:

spy for the 7IAR block


Damn you!

[IamFogHat]

Hicks has been dating that girl for 6 years?? :blink:

Yeah, she's always been around:huh:

[LeedsJr]

Yeah, she's always been around:huh:

Hicks has been around for 6 years?? :blink:

[disneyspy]

Yeah, she's always been around:huh:

i saw a pic in the gallery of hicks and his chick at an event named random r&f fansfrom 07 i believe

[IamFogHat]

Hicks has been around for 6 years?? :blink:

Since 06? That's a good question.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,this was cool,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Dell]

our IT guy took my computer with an hour left in the show...if it wasn't so hard to get on their schedule, I would have yelled at him like a drunken Fez

sounds like Kokomo was delivering which means I am now finalizing the Kokomo Fan Club...Kokomo Fan Club Card Holder #1 (bite me spy)

[disneyspy]

fuck kokomo in his stupid ass card holder #1

[realmenhatelife]

None of these work as anagrams.

[Dell]

None of these work as anagrams.

I quickly abandoned the Kokomo Klub Kard...

[zildjian361]

Is this some sort of secret code? :huh:

Ya never been to the BIG ASS BASH .

[Dan 'Hampton]

Ryan Bingham doesn't sound any more interesting. :dry:

Fuckin Die, Seriously

[LeedsJr]

Fuckin Die, Seriously

Um, why?

[Dell]

Um, why?

big Ryan Bingham fan?

or, maybe he met you?


just trying to help...

[LeedsJr]

big Ryan Bingham fan?

or, maybe he met you?


just trying to help...


This is your idea of helpful??

[Dell]

This is your idea of helpful??

little joke...very little...

[jennysmurf]

This is your idea of helpful??

Dell is just awful.

[Dell]

Dell is just awful.

:devil2:

[Dell]

I see my new mod quote ms poppins...hmmmm, just hmmmmm

[jennysmurf]

I see my new mod quote ms poppins...hmmmm, just hmmmmm

:innocent:

[LeedsJr]

I see my new mod quote ms poppins...hmmmm, just hmmmmm

:innocent:

I sooo owe you a beer. :drunk: :clap: