Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/3/12 – Everybody's Hugging.

[IamFogHat]

Hiya boys and girls:bye:
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Throw Dave some chedder doggsie (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
Fuck you, there's no such thing as a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
What a tender hearted giant (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
All you have to do is put a question mark next to an exclamation point and they make love together (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Speaking of which, make sex upon our ear holes, call the show
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[realmenhatelife]

I'm researching sink repair. We had terrible water pressure in the faucet but the sprayer was fine. The sprayer stopped working and now our water pressure is good again. I think the diverter in the faucet is bad so I'm trying to figure out how to crack that sucker open.

[Dell]

moaning budddays...:bye:

new women water polo fan checking in...

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[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

Last day for me before a week at the beach. :thumbup:

Hoping for some good, old-fashioned, funny Ron and Fez to carry me through the afternoon.

Otherwise... :drunk:

[Rhah]

I like to hug females.

[Dell]

Buddays.

Last day for me before a week at the beach. :thumbup:

Hoping for some good, old-fashioned, funny Ron and Fez to carry me through the afternoon.

Otherwise... :drunk:

tropical depression#5 is now a storm...don't do an opie, pick a beach in the north east

[A.J.]

EU: DC go-go!

[Dell]

I'm researching sink repair. We had terrible water pressure in the faucet but the sprayer was fine. The sprayer stopped working and now our water pressure is good again. I think the diverter in the faucet is bad so I'm trying to figure out how to crack that sucker open.

more guts than me...my solution would be buying a new faucet

[IamFogHat]

Earl Gabby Douglas:lol:

[Dell]

Gabby is another athlete from the ole 757...

[IamFogHat]

Gabby is another athlete from the ole 757...

She was born on an airplane?

[LeedsJr]

Oh, goody, an Unmast. :dry:

[LeedsJr]

Oh, goody, an Unmast. :dry:

Double goody. An Unmast, and an interview with someome from reddit... :wallbash:

[Dell]

I agree 3-2 is the best, but that's because most of the other ones are athletic booty...

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olympicass10.jpg

[IamFogHat]

I don't understand the physics of how people stay on motorcycles.

[Rhah]

I agree 3-2 is the best, but that's because most of the other ones are athletic booty...

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olympicass10.jpg

3-2 what? I am missing a reference to a diff pic? Also, I quoted so that this pic shows up again :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

more guts than me...my solution would be buying a new faucet

My biggest problem is when I'm taking apart things I've never taken apart before I always have it in my head 'Am I opening this or am I breaking it?'

It's like when you try and open a bag a chips with the limited amount of effort because you're afraid you're just going to tear it totally open and send the chips flying everywhere.



I fixed my dryer the other week and it was funny on some of the sites I was looking at the techs giving answers were shit talking eachother and fighting with the customers.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't understand the physics of how people stay on motorcycles.

The spining wheels make a gyroscope that keep you upright.

[IamFogHat]

Wanna start the Fez counter? 23 minutes.

[IamFogHat]

The spining wheels make a gyroscope that keep you upright.

And what is this gyroscope of which you speak?

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, I'm using the old player, but I'm on sailor time? I guess thats the trade off for it actually working.

[LeedsJr]

Wanna start the Fez counter? 23 minutes.

There he is at the 26 minute mark! :clap: :dry:

[Rhah]

I spoiled the list and went to the interrobang early. Good list, I guess.

[IamFogHat]

Based on a fag? Come on Fez, that's rude.

[realmenhatelife]

And what is this gyroscope of which you speak?

It's something that spins and makes it seem heavier than it really is. So it lowers the center of gravity and makes you hard to knock over, it's like if you were standing and your feet were suddently as wide as pizza boxes. I once heard that if you're doing 20 mph on a motorcycle you're not actually balancing yourself anymore.

[sailor]

I see dippin' dots all over the place.

[sailor]

Has anyone given Ron shit for these spy reports?

[A.J.]

I agree 3-2 is the best, but that's because most of the other ones are athletic booty...

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/olympicass10.jpg

That's a magnificent ass.

[LeedsJr]

Has anyone given Ron shit for these spy reports?

Not that I've heard...

[sailor]

Not that I've heard...

It's fucking annoying.

[sailor]

That's a magnificent ass.

You're a magnificent ass. Oh, snap!

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet Smurf has eaten all of these cereals.




Fez isn't lying about having brothers and cereal. My fucking brothers would kill a box of cereal before I got up in the morning. We never had shitty cereal in the house, my mom would only get cheerios and rice checks because we wouldn't demolish them.

[realmenhatelife]

nin ten do
It's for breakfast now
nin ten do
it's a cereal, wow

[jennysmurf]

I see dippin' dots all over the place.

Then maybe you should clean it up. tss tss

[CountryBob]

Yo

I loved SmurfBerry Crunch back in the day

[IamFogHat]

Then maybe you should clean it up. tss tss

Oh yay! I was just about to complain about this sausage party.

[jennysmurf]

I'll bet Smurf has eaten all of these cereals.




Fez isn't lying about having brothers and cereal. My fucking brothers would kill a box of cereal before I got up in the morning. We never had shitty cereal in the house, my mom would only get cheerios and rice checks because we wouldn't demolish them.

Not all of them! I tried the Cracker Jacks, Pop Tarts, and the Dunkin Donuts one. Urkel O's can kiss my carapace. My favorite cereal was ET cereal. Never tasted it's match in deliciousness.

[jennysmurf]

Oh yay! I was just about to complain about this sausage party.

My favorite kind of party!:clap:

[jennysmurf]

Yo

I loved SmurfBerry Crunch back in the day

Contrary to my love for all things smurfy, I hated that cereal.

[LeedsJr]

Is Ron rocking back and forth in front of the mic, or is the online feed fucking with me?? :wacko:

[A.J.]

You're a magnificent ass. Oh, snap!

I thought I was a magnificent bastard -- like Rommel.

[IamFogHat]

I thought I was a magnificent bastard -- like Rommel.

I read your book!

[IamFogHat]

I'm so glad I'm not a kid anymore. Remember that awful feeling you had when summer break was almost over?

[realmenhatelife]

Kix was another one we had. Sometimes my mom would splurge and get wildberry kix.








Ron talking up how his thing is to just wake up whenever and thats the best way. Isn't he a horrible insomniac? Think that has something to do with it?

[deliciousV]

Oh, goody, an Unmast. :dry:

I'm actually glad they're playing this one, DL cracks me up.

[Dell]

oh...if only I were an Urkel O

I'm actually looking forward to the DL Hughely unmast...just wish it wasn't during the show

[Dell]

is this "what you did on your summer vacation" day?

[Dell]

oh shit...got this place to myself...

[Dell]

I hope they didn't lock the taps...

[Dell]

I honestly have NO IDEA who this guy is and why Ron is talking to him...must be another infomercial

[Dell]

and one to go...

[Dell]

7nr

[Rhah]

Who the F is this ham and egger?

[Dell]

Who the F is this ham and egger?

I'm pretty sure they are selling spots on the show now...just wish they wouldn't try to sell it like an interview (I want canned audience surprise sounds with my infomercials)

[IamFogHat]

Who the F is this ham and egger?

His name is Hammond Egger.

[Dell]

being viciously attacked is "an experience"...Ned Beatty's character had an experience in Deliverance

[jennysmurf]

His name is Hammond Egger.

Oh you.

[Dell]

DAMN ALREADY...haven't we given this guy's couch surfing service 30 minutes yet?

[jennysmurf]

I want to visit Alaska.



edit: Dang it, this is boring.

[realmenhatelife]

I want to visit Alaska.



edit: Dang it, this is boring.

Well if you want to catch crabs...

[jennysmurf]

Well if you want to catch crabs...

You're terrible.


You guys should all pack up and move over here to California with me. We'll start a Ron and Fez commune!

[Dell]

I want to visit Alaska.



edit: Dang it, this is boring.

yep...very boring

did I ever tell you about the time I got 7nR in the listening thread?

[Rhah]

You're terrible.


You guys should all pack up and move over here to California with me. We'll start a Ron and Fez commune!

Doesn't commune mean you get to have free sex with everybody? That sounds cool.

[Dell]

You're terrible.


You guys should all pack up and move over here to California with me. We'll start a Ron and Fez commune!

communes don't work...sharing is not fun

[realmenhatelife]

By the end of the first day of driving I'm fucking done with it.

[Dell]

using Amtrack would be a "rail" trip...silly, silly caller

[Rhah]

communes don't work...sharing is not fun

Unless its the sex part you share, like I mentioned, which IS fun.

[jennysmurf]

Doesn't commune mean you get to have free sex with everybody? That sounds cool.

Unless its the sex part you share, like I mentioned, which IS fun.

Hmmm... that might not be a good idea. Misti and I are the only ladies. Unless some of you fellas wanna try the gay lifestyle.

[Dell]

omg...I had to stay in a Laquinta Inn when my daughter had an appendicitis out of town

I admire that woman from Seattle, because staying in one Laquinta Inn is more punishment than I ever want to go through again...

[jennysmurf]

yep...very boring

did I ever tell you about the time I got 7nR in the listening thread?

What's 7nR Uncle Dell?

[jennysmurf]

Is PaulO gonna let us down....again?

[A.J.]

My uncle did a cross-country trip on his motorcycle years ago. It was one of the few things he did in his life that impressed me.

[realmenhatelife]

Holy god these callers are dull.

[deliciousV]

omg...I had to stay in a Laquinta Inn when my daughter had an appendicitis out of town

I admire that woman from Seattle, because staying in one Laquinta Inn is more punishment than I ever want to go through again...

she didn't do shit! She drove from Laquinta to Laquinta, never left the room! That's a shut in road trip, the agoraphobic vacation. And she's full of shit, you do get cell signal almost everywhere, there are dead zones, but they come and go. And I've driven thru 44 states and big parts of canada, my XM worked 100% of the time.

[Dell]

What's 7nR Uncle Dell?

Seven Post In a Row...I believe our good friend Rube started that some time back

the trick is to find the most boring infomercial to make your run at it...

[Dell]

she didn't do shit! She drove from Laquinta to Laquinta, never left the room! That's a shut in road trip, the agoraphobic vacation. And she's full of shit, you do get cell signal almost everywhere, there are dead zones, but they come and go. And I've driven thru 44 states and big parts of canada, my XM worked 100% of the time.

I agree...were you and your wife independent drivers or part of one of the big companies?

[jennysmurf]

Seven Post In a Row...I believe our good friend Rube started that some time back

the trick is to find the most boring infomercial to make your run at it...

That's impressive....or sad...I can't decide.

[deliciousV]

I agree...were you and your wife independent drivers or part of one of the big companies?

independant, we owned a straight truck and later a Sprinter cargo van with a bunk bed sleeper in it, we signed them on with a carrier that found freight for us. It was fun for a few years, then you just want to go home.

[Dell]

That's impressive....or sad...I can't decide.

the really impressive one is P12N...we hardly get to page 12 anymore, but there was a time

[deliciousV]

BBQ is a sauce or a sandwich, not a verb. Grilling is an act.

[realmenhatelife]

I flipped back off of music "this is amaaaaaazing, I love this story man." Yeah it's not time to rejoin the fun just yet.




You southerners get to sensitive about the word BBQ.

[Dell]

BBQ is a sauce or a sandwich, not a verb. Grilling is an act.

you take the crab out of crab soup...

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[Dell]

I flipped back off of music "this is amaaaaaazing, I love this story man." Yeah it's not time to rejoin the fun just yet.




You southerners get to sensitive about the word BBQ.

no we don't...you get too sensitive

[deliciousV]

you take the crab out of crab soup...

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/2/3/1265220325194/Clark-Johnson-as-Gus-Hayn-001.jpg

oh yeah, well you take the...umm... the turtle out of mock turtle soup

[realmenhatelife]

So when on the 4th of july you cook hotdogs and hamburgers over coals in your backyard and have people over you say

Come to our grill not Come to our BBQ?

[jennysmurf]

I flipped back off of music "this is amaaaaaazing, I love this story man." Yeah it's not time to rejoin the fun just yet.




You southerners get to sensitive about the word BBQ.

Give us a break! BBQ and grits are all we've got!

[Dell]

I have to evacuate...I'll be back for the next big break!

[jennysmurf]

I have to evacuate...I'll be back for the next big break!

At least wash your hands before you come back in here touching everything.

[Dell]

So when on the 4th of july you cook hotdogs and hamburgers over coals in your backyard and have people over you say

Come to our grill not Come to our BBQ?

come to our cookout...Y'all

[disneyspy]

So when on the 4th of july you cook hotdogs and hamburgers over coals in your backyard and have people over you say

Come to our grill not Come to our BBQ?


someone invites me over for BBQ and theres not ribs or chicken i'm flipping over someones grill

[deliciousV]

So when on the 4th of july you cook hotdogs and hamburgers over coals in your backyard and have people over you say

Come to our grill not Come to our BBQ?

I say "we're throwing some burgers and dogs on the grill, why don't you stop by. And bring your own beer you fucking mooch, shit ain't going down like last time"

[deliciousV]

Give us a break! BBQ and grits are all we've got!

we do shrimp and grits down here, so fucking good.

[disneyspy]

nice fucking spy report,i'm done listening to this show live,see you buddays after the olympics

[Dell]

we do shrimp and grits down here, so fucking good.

we do a Poor Boil here where you put a little broth and water on the high output propane cooker add butter, old bay, salt, pepper and a dash or two of Tabasco...bring it to a low boil and add your shrimps (that's more than one shrimp), kielbasa, red potatoes, and corn on the cob


DAMN...gonna have to make some this weekend now


and we also refer to this as a cookout...

[Dell]

nice fucking spy report,i'm done listening to this show live,see you buddays after the olympics

miss disneyspy already...:sad:

[deliciousV]

we do a Poor Boil here where you put a little broth and water on the high output propane cooker add butter, old bay, salt, pepper and a dash or two of Tabasco...bring it to a low boil and add your shrimps (that's more than one shrimp), kielbasa, red potatoes, and corn on the cob


DAMN...gonna have to make some this weekend now


and we also refer to this as a cookout...

add some clams and oysters and we call that a Steam Pot.

[Dell]

my wife asked me yesterday how the Hicks is a Centaur bit got started...I told her I thought it was a drawing someone did of him where his ponytail looked like a horse's tail behind him

I think she has a motherly attraction to Hicks because she loves his interactions with Ron (like "I'm a human, not a centaur)...but, she really doesn't like his potty mouth

[ANC]

:bye:Hiya buddies.. Anyone got the hookup in this joint? (lookin' your way spy...)

[Rhah]

Checking out, have a good weekend buddays.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

Back from the pub, however briefly.

After the butcher interview/HTG fiasco, I wondered why I still listened to this show.

After backreading, with an Unmast to start in minutes (I didn't even bother to put my ear buds in), I am seriously wondering why anyone still listens to this show. :thumbdown:

[Misteriosa]

Damn. I manage to finally catch the show and its unmast :down:

[LeedsJr]

Damn. I manage to finally catch the show and its unmast :down:

After reading through the thread, sounds like you didn't miss much before, either.

Yet another reason to look forward to vacation starting in a couple of hours...

[jimmyolsenblues]

I can hear fez laughing , overly happy laugh, trying too hard to laugh at DL Hugley's comments...why can't fez laugh like this during the show.
Why can he relax listening in the crowd but still laughing too loud, almost fake.
But can't fake one laugh on show.

[deliciousV]

Buddays.

Back from the pub, however briefly.

After the butcher interview/HTG fiasco, I wondered why I still listened to this show.

After backreading, with an Unmast to start in minutes (I didn't even bother to put my ear buds in), I am seriously wondering why anyone still listens to this show. :thumbdown:

I ain't trying to piss you off, but I have wondered for a long time why you listen, you never seem to like much about it.

[LeedsJr]

I ain't trying to piss you off, but I have wondered for a long time why you listen, you never seem to like much about it.

No offense taken. I'm sure I'm in a pissy mood today, anxious for vacation.
Read yesterday's listening thread. I'm not always like this, honest. :smile:

[deliciousV]

No offense taken. I'm sure I'm in a pissy mood today, anxious for vacation.
Read yesterday's listening thread. I'm not always like this, honest. :smile:

you'll have your toes in the water and your ass in the sand soon, add a cold beer and all will be fine. Enjoy it

[LeedsJr]

you'll have your toes in the water and your ass in the sand soon, add a cold beer and all will be fine. Enjoy it

Gracias, amigo. Via con dios. :smile:

[Dell]

just had to put out a virtual fire here and missed the start of the interview...has he mentioned his son with Aspergers?

I heard small mention of it in an interview he did a while back and want to hear more...in that previous interview, his description sounded so close to the special-needs nephew we have living with us

[deliciousV]

just had to put out a virtual fire here and missed the start of the interview...has he mentioned his son with Aspergers?

I heard small mention of it in an interview he did a while back and want to hear more...in that previous interview, his description sounded so close to the special-needs nephew we have living with us

he hasn't brought that up yet, but he has been pretty funny.

[Dell]

he hasn't brought that up yet, but he has been pretty funny.

he has the "story telling" capability that lil Jimmy said he envied...he doesn't have to rush to a punch line and can still keep you extremely entertained

[deliciousV]

I believe the culture where if somebody saves your life they owe it to you is called the Gilligans Island culture

[Dell]

I really tire of the "you're the greatest interviewer ever" phone calls...but, I did enjoy the interview and I am buying the book

[deliciousV]

I really tire of the "you're the greatest interviewer ever" phone calls...but, I did enjoy the interview and I am buying the book

I'm thinking I may buy it too, fucking demonoid is down, so I can't steal it. :wink:

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

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