Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/9/12 - Freaks Flock Together

[realmenhatelife]

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Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

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Well all right.

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

[Rhah]

Freak!

[Warren Peace]

Love Gary Clark, Jr. Bummed that I missed his free show at Central Park.

[Misteriosa]

my desk looks like a paper blizzard, but no, coworker, im not doing anything important right now :o

[Misteriosa]

no ronnie, they are gonna be bringing in foodies and documentarians. the horror!

[Misteriosa]

did he call them the golden girls because they won their third gold medal or because he is saying that they are old? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know how anyone watches tennis.

I also dont know why anyone watches boxing anymore when alls anyone does is scream about how fixed all the fights are.

[Misteriosa]

I dont know how anyone watches tennis.

I also dont know why anyone watches boxing anymore when alls anyone does is scream about how fixed all the fights are.

i watch tennis occasionally. :o

i gave up boxing years ago for mma.

[Misteriosa]

i just poked myself with my mechanical pencil and im bleeding. i hope i dont get lead poisoning or something. :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

i just poked myself with my mechanical pencil and im bleeding. i hope i dont get lead poisoning or something. :unsure:

I hate mechanical pencils, I would always break the lead.




Please stop saying "sport" instead of "sports" or "a sport." I know you're wearing a beret but we're not in Europe.

[Misteriosa]

i know there is an event where you have to do all this running or skiing or something and then try to steady yourself to shoot targets. thats nuts to me.

and yes race walking is a sport.

[Misteriosa]

"if you can beat a 25 year old and be much older, its not a sport"

by that callers definition, it cuts out a lot of sports, like baseball or cycling.

[realmenhatelife]

Bullshit there's defense in running. You have to not gas yourself out, that's it. Maybe in a longer distance without lanes, but the sprint events you're ass is just running.

[Rhah]

Ron talking about interrobang made me go there for some reason. Saw a 5 post or whatever they are called about regional/local sandwiches.... very upsetting list. So much East Coast bias.

[Misteriosa]

i wonder when was the last time any of them ran or even walked fast?

[realmenhatelife]

i know there is an event where you have to do all this running or skiing or something and then try to steady yourself to shoot targets. thats nuts to me.

and yes race walking is a sport.

That's the biatholon. Or, the foggyathalon.

[Rhah]

i just poked myself with my mechanical pencil and im bleeding. i hope i dont get lead poisoning or something. :unsure:

I used to play drums or drum my pencils in High School and have had several puncture my hand. Not sure why I used a sharpened pencil to do this and then had to turn them around so the erasers were hitting the desk. My hand still has graphite stains on them. One on front and one on back, actually two different incidents.

I am a little crazy, could be the poisoning :)

[realmenhatelife]

Ron talking about interrobang made me go there for some reason. Saw a 5 post or whatever they are called about regional/local sandwiches.... very upsetting list. So much East Coast bias.

It was a pretty half assed list. The very controversial 'sloppy joe' can be gotten anywhere and it's fine anywhere.

[sailor]

Later on, what's your favorite ice cream?

[Misteriosa]

Please stop saying "sport" instead of "sports" or "a sport." I know you're wearing a beret but we're not in Europe.

now that you pointed it out, i cant stop hearing it. :surrender:

cut it out. this aint the bbc, ronnie

[sailor]

He's saying "a sport" a lot now.

[sailor]

now that you pointed it out, i cant stop hearing it. :surrender:

cut it out. this aint the bbc, ronnie

Call and ask where he's going on holiday.

[sailor]

If Ron walked a golf course he'd die.

[sailor]

4iar

[jennysmurf]

That's the biatholon. Or, the foggyathalon.

I'm tellin!:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Later on, what's your favorite ice cream?


They did that last month. Remember "i always try the plain vanilla and if that passes the test..."

[realmenhatelife]

I'm tellin!:laugh:



Snitches get stitches, smurfy.

[jennysmurf]

I consider nannying a sport. It's definitely not a game.

[sailor]

It was a pretty half assed list. The very controversial 'sloppy joe' can be gotten anywhere and it's fine anywhere.

I got an image of a menu with those sandwiches from our local Jewish deli, but couldn't find time to post it.

[jennysmurf]

Snitches get stitches, smurfy.

I ain't afeared o you!

[jennysmurf]

I got an image of a menu with those sandwiches from our local Jewish deli, but couldn't find time to post it.

Want me to copy/paste it for you from your facebook page?

[realmenhatelife]

I think gymnasts are the most elite athletes there and by far the biggest ticket events.

[realmenhatelife]

I consider nannying a sport. It's definitely not a game.


Just because you always have to yell at the kids "im not playing a game with you"

[Misteriosa]

on the topic of cheerleading, i think a court just said that cheerleading wasnt considered a sport covered under title 9. i think it was a case about some college wanted to eliminate the womens volleyball program and replace it with cheerleading.

[jennysmurf]

Just because you always have to yell at the kids "im not playing a game with you"

I usually break it up into, "This isn't a game. I'm not playing" so that I can add a dramatic pause in the middle. Much more effective. Add in bulging eyes, and you've got it nailed.

[sailor]

Want me to copy/paste it for you from your facebook page?

That would be sweet! I had to post it there to upload to photobucket from my phone, then couldn't get the photobucket link on the phone. Stupid flash shit.

[jennysmurf]

Mulligan.

[Misteriosa]

"i dont think you can rape an animal"

yes you can, hicks. it doesnt have capacity to consent.

[jennysmurf]

I got an image of a menu with those sandwiches from our local Jewish deli, but couldn't find time to post it.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/190089_4295104344674_474964231_n.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I usually break it up into, "This isn't a game. I'm not playing" so that I can add a dramatic pause in the middle. Much more effective. Add in bulging eyes, and you've got it nailed.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u2jcsaMB1qku0hu.gif

[sailor]

Mulligan.

The ends are the best parts. Of anything.

[jennysmurf]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3u2jcsaMB1qku0hu.gif

See? You don't mess with me and Latrice, do you?

[realmenhatelife]

yes you can, hicks. it doesnt have capacity to consent.

So what you're saying is you can ONLY rape an animal.

[jennysmurf]

The ends are the best parts. Of anything.

I fixed it!

[sailor]

yes you can, hicks. it doesnt have capacity to consent.

He knows. His dad raped a horse.

[sailor]

I fixed it!

Yeah, now I look like the silly one!

[realmenhatelife]

See? You don't mess with me and Latrice, do you?

I hope you're not yelling "This is just fuckery" at those kids.

[jennysmurf]

I hope you're not yelling "This is just fuckery" at those kids.

Nah, cursing in front of kids is common. I'm classy.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, now I look like the silly one!

Don't blame me for that. You looked silly way before that.

[realmenhatelife]

I think Fez is an alchoholic.

[Misteriosa]

See? You don't mess with me and Latrice, do you?

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfsxMuB51qlvwnco1_r1_400.gif

[deliciousV]

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/190089_4295104344674_474964231_n.jpg

you fucking north easterners think an awful lot of your sandwiches, 16.45 for a sandwich?

[jennysmurf]

Ron: There's a problem. Your baby was born wearing a Cowboys jersey.

:laugh:

Where's DS when you need to insult him?

[jennysmurf]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfsxMuB51qlvwnco1_r1_400.gif

:clap:

[Misteriosa]

Nah, cursing in front of kids is common. I'm classy.

thats right. i never curse at little kids. it really annoys me when my sister curses at her kids. thats probably why they like me more.

[jennysmurf]

you fucking north easterners think an awful lot of your sandwiches, 16.45 for a sandwich?

Everybody's rich up there. They'll spend $9 on a jar of spaghetti sauce.

[deliciousV]

Everybody's rich up there. They'll spend $9 on a jar of spaghetti sauce.

crazy bastards

[sailor]

Everybody's rich up there. They'll spend $9 on a jar of spaghetti sauce.

PB won't!

[Misteriosa]

Everybody's rich up there. They'll spend $9 on a jar of spaghetti sauce.

people who do that are definately not in my part of town :o

[realmenhatelife]

Scheduling drinking alone, yeah there's nothing alchy about that.

[realmenhatelife]

people who do that are definately not in my part of town :o

In your part of town they buy $9 jars of sofrito.

[jennysmurf]

PB won't!

I bet he did, he just wants to appeal to the common people.

[jennysmurf]

people who do that are definately not in my part of town :o

In your part of town they buy $9 jars of sofrito.

Racist.

[Misteriosa]

In your part of town they buy $9 jars of sofrito.

ha! hell no. for $9, you can get tons of the ingredients and make months worth.

[sailor]

you fucking north easterners think an awful lot of your sandwiches, 16.45 for a sandwich?

Most sandwiches are less there, probably around 10. The combos cost more and only the ones with tongue are 16.45, because it's a pricey cut. Plus they all have a half pound of cold cuts on them.

And they're delicious!

[jennysmurf]

Fez in the Marines? Now there's a show!

[deliciousV]

Most sandwiches are less there, probably around 10. The combos cost more and only the ones with tongue are 16.45, because it's a pricey cut. Plus they all have a half pound of cold cuts on them.

we have a place called Dagwoods here, their sanwiches are more like a sub, they make their own bread. It's one of my favorites, and way way cheaper.

http://www.dagwoodsdeli.com/menu1.htm

[jennysmurf]

we have a place called Dagwoods here, their sanwiches are more like a sub, they make their own bread. It's one of my favorites, and way way cheaper.

http://www.dagwoodsdeli.com/menu1.htm

You can take me there when I come to stay with you....for a few months or so....just until I get back on my feet....6 months top.

[Misteriosa]

we have a place called Dagwoods here, their sanwiches are more like a sub, they make their own bread. It's one of my favorites, and way way cheaper.

http://www.dagwoodsdeli.com/menu1.htm

like this guy?

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/395738-82910-dagwood_large.png

[deliciousV]

You can take me there when I come to stay with you....for a few months or so....just until I get back on my feet....6 months top.

sounds fun, if we work on my wife together she might go for that one thing, 6 months will give us time to convince her.

[jennysmurf]

I miss Leeds and his annoyance when Ron mentions the annoying girl intern.:down:

[jennysmurf]

sounds fun, if we work on my wife together she might go for that one thing, 6 months will give us time to convince her.

:thumbup:

[deliciousV]

like this guy?

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/395738-82910-dagwood_large.png

yep, just like, they have a few sammiches you can't quite fit between your teeth

[sailor]

we have a place called Dagwoods here, their sanwiches are more like a sub, they make their own bread. It's one of my favorites, and way way cheaper.

http://www.dagwoodsdeli.com/menu1.htm

Their top sandwich is $10, let's not act like they're cheap.

[jennysmurf]

Their top sandwich is $10, let's not act like they're cheap.

They're not cheap, DelV is cheap.

[deliciousV]

Their top sandwich is $10, let's not act like they're cheap.

yeah, the Brooks Brother, that's my favorite, it's huge and it's 2 meals really. It comes with chips and pasta salad for that price.

[Warren Peace]

I just spent $12 for a BLT and bag of chips. Mock away if you must. It was delicious.

[deliciousV]

They're not cheap, DelV is cheap.

and easy, don't forget easy

[jennysmurf]

I just spent $12 for a BLT and bag of chips. Mock away if you must. It was delicious.

You got taken, brah.

[realmenhatelife]

This place is my jam, since we're talking abuot it.

http://www.theclassicdinerpa.com/

[jennysmurf]

and easy, don't forget easy

Why do you think I chose you to move in with?

[jennysmurf]

I hate rich kids too. I used to work in Greenwich CT. Those kids are the worst, even as little kids. It's like they're born with a sense of entitlement.

[realmenhatelife]

I just spent $12 for a BLT and bag of chips. Mock away if you must. It was delicious.

I dont fuck with BLTs, literally the closest I've ever come to shitting my pants was following a BLT. I find I'm getting really selective about where I eat bacon now. With some eggs or on a club sandwich are about it. I cant appreciate a bacon cheeseburger at all.

[Misteriosa]

i lurrrrve blts. i make them for lunch almost every sunday :o

[sailor]

sounds fun, if we work on my wife together she might go for that one thing, 6 months will give us time to convince her.

Typical modern American man, gotta ask your wife's permission for EVERYTHING, don't ya?

[Warren Peace]

I dont fuck with BLTs, literally the closest I've ever come to shitting my pants was following a BLT. I find I'm getting really selective about where I eat bacon now. With some eggs or on a club sandwich are about it. I cant appreciate a bacon cheeseburger at all.

My apologies for your shitty colon. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

i lurrrrve blts. i make them for lunch almost every sunday :o

When you make them for cumberbunch I believe they call them Bacon Butties.

[realmenhatelife]

My apologies for your shitty colon. :laugh:

Bacon is just my Kryptonite I guess because otherwise I'm very bulletproof.

[A.J.]

I hate rich kids too. I used to work in Greenwich CT. Those kids are the worst, even as little kids. It's like they're born with a sense of entitlement.

So are kids born in Bridgeport. It's just from the other end of the spectrum.

[jennysmurf]

So are kids born in Bridgeport. It's just from the other end of the spectrum.

All kids are jerks.

[Misteriosa]

When you make them for cumberbunch I believe they call them Bacon Butties.

if im making them for cumberbatch the morning after, i dont give a fuck what they call them :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

When i was in college I would go on this site based out of canada, and if you were semi regular you could pick up on all the drama that went on. They merged with this American site and the girls were all pissed about it, and they almost mutinied because there was this really young looking girl who would just show her good for free and snap up all their viewers.


The girls knew how to work people. The one girl came out of her show all teary because she said she was degraded, and the first thing she says is 'hey -her biggest fan's name- can you take me private? I really need to talk to someone.'

[realmenhatelife]

Eh, but how many times have artists said if we give the audience something good often enough they will learn to love it.

[Misteriosa]

what were they selling?

[Warren Peace]

Paul-O: "we gotta lotta money in that fagola..." :laugh:

[sailor]

All kids are jerks.

YOU'RE a jerk.

[jennysmurf]

I'm off to take the girls to swim lessons--keep this thread going guys!! I'll be back to check your progress and give you a grade.

[Misteriosa]

who was that screaming? :surrender:

[deliciousV]

I'm off to take the girls to swim lessons--keep this thread going guys!! I'll be back to check your progress and give you a grade.

Jenny went to poop

[sailor]

I love this Paulo segment. Good job, Paul!

[sailor]

who was that screaming? :surrender:

Jenny went to poop

Well, there ya go.

[A.J.]

All kids are jerks.

I love you.

[Chigworthy]

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/profile_large/hash/e3/c5/e3c5364ec582e66d5408af52ef330854.JPG

[deliciousV]

I wish this screetching asshole would have shot himself

[realmenhatelife]

I wish this screetching asshole would have shot himself

He did seem to be taking it awful personal.

[Warren Peace]

Here comes the part of show where Fez makes it about himself...and cue.

[Misteriosa]

holy crap. fez is really freaking out. what did he show him? a plane crash?

[realmenhatelife]

Now Fez is taking this awful personal.

[Chigworthy]

Yes we are listening to a grown man crying watching a video where nothing sad happens.

[deliciousV]

why must they constantly bring up the ogerish shit? I don't want to listen to Fez hyperventilate

[Warren Peace]

why must they constantly bring up the ogerish shit? I don't want to listen to Fez hyperventilate

would you rather listen to Ron doing his Barry Horowitz impression?

[realmenhatelife]

I was gonna link it, opened the shitty ibang, and it turns out the site they embed from is blocked.

[Misteriosa]

if fez is looking at a plane crash or something, i can sympathze. its something he is very afraid of.

im very claustrophobic and when i see people in small spaces or caves on tv or movies, i panic a bit myself.

[Chigworthy]

I was gonna link it, opened the shitty ibang, and it turns out the site they embed from is blocked.

Booya:

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=e09a47ce0eba" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Misteriosa]

just stop playing the video. its is NOT fun to listen to.

[sailor]

just stop playing the video. its is NOT fun to listen to.

Mind you, I'm just reading along on here, but for all the shit that is fez's fault, this does not sound like one of them.

[Chigworthy]

just stop playing the video. its is NOT fun to listen to.

Think of it as therapy. And comedy.

[Chigworthy]

You guys are nuts, this is hilarious.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez insisting that people are dead is hilarious. And doubting airline statistics.

[Chigworthy]

Ron is killing me.

[Warren Peace]

this is what happens when you have mutes flying planes.

[deliciousV]

You guys are nuts, this is hilarious.

yeah, you're right, it got funny

[Recyclerz]

Think of it as therapy. And comedy.

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.


Also it's metaphorical of what happens when Fez is given the stick for the show...

[thepaulo]

I love this Paulo segment. Good job, Paul!

Thank you kind sir

[Rhah]

Oh I watched that video earlier today, should have linked it for the site.

Speaking of BLTs that one on that Adam Richman Best Sandwich in America show from St. Louis looks absolutely delicious. They use like half a pound of bacon or maybe full pound and deep fry it to cook it.. I likes crispy bacon none of the fatty, flacid bacon shit:

http://cbsstlouis.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/crown-candy-blt1-e1340033394403.jpg?w=300

[deliciousV]

Oh I watched that video earlier today, should have linked it for the site.

Speaking of BLTs that one on that Adam Richman Best Sandwich in America show from St. Louis looks absolutely delicious. They use like half a pound of bacon or maybe full pound and deep fry it to cook it.. I likes crispy bacon none of the fatty, flacid bacon shit:

http://cbsstlouis.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/crown-candy-blt1-e1340033394403.jpg?w=300

fuckin starvin now, I have bacon and tomato, no lettuce though.

[Misteriosa]

Wow. I just got pulled for front desk duty til 5. Boooooo!

[realmenhatelife]

Kurt vile as posted by me in the listening thread. Ty segall too.

[jennysmurf]

Jenny went to poop

That's not what I was doing!! :furious:

[deliciousV]

That's not what I was doing!! :furious:

I don't know your codes, you said you were dropping the kids at the pool or some such thing.

[sailor]

Thank you kind sir

Don't you go taking no guff from nobody.

[realmenhatelife]

Constantly hear it from people? You say it motherfucker.

[sailor]

Constantly hear it from people? You say it motherfucker.

What happened?

[Rhah]

Those coffee shops immediately became uncool places once Blowhard entered them...

[deliciousV]

well now my life is complete, I've heard HTG's awful laugh twice, and now a full on Blowhard hissy.

[deliciousV]

call your husbant, call your cousant, let them know, unmast tomorrow!

[Rhah]

Buddays, laters.

[jennysmurf]

I don't know your codes, you said you were dropping the kids at the pool or some such thing.

Nuh uh, that's not what I said! You're just a meanie.

[jennysmurf]

:bye:

[deliciousV]

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

What happened?

"People say there's no good music anymore."

[Dell]

well now my life is complete, I've heard HTG's awful laugh twice, and now a full on Blowhard hissy.

so...you're saying don't record the replay?

[deliciousV]

so...you're saying don't record the replay?

go ahead, it was actually a pretty funny show. I just thought I'd pick up Leeds slack since he's on drunken vacation.

[Furtherman]

I'm just now listening to Fez freak out about that plane crash video.

:wacko:

[Dell]

I don't know your codes, you said you were dropping the kids at the pool or some such thing.

dropping the kids at the pool...tehehehehe

I love metaphors (or was that an analogy?)

[Chigworthy]

dropping the kids at the pool...tehehehehe

I love metaphors (or was that an analogy?)

The peristalsis payoff?

[Dell]

The peristalsis payoff?

if I didn't have so many drinks with dinner, I'd look up "peristalsis"...I hope I remember to look it up tomorrow

[jennysmurf]

dropping the kids at the pool...tehehehehe

I love metaphors (or was that an analogy?)

I was taking the girls to swim lessons! For reals! I wasn't going to the bathroom! Sheesh!!

[deliciousV]

I was taking the girls to swim lessons! For reals! I wasn't going to the bathroom! Sheesh!!

I don't know how these rumors get started