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realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 06:48 AM
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disneyspy
08-14-2012, 06:50 AM
hi hoooooooo buddays! missed you fucks

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 06:55 AM
Oh god, I just gagged after seeing the Elton John ass pics on the IB. This is how I know that homosexuality is predetermined. Who the hell, if given the choice, would choose that over a woman?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 06:56 AM
Oh god, I just gagged after seeing the Elton John ass pics on the IB. This is how I know that homosexuality is predetermined. Who the hell, if given the choice, would choose that over a woman?

i was busy looking at the katy perry ass pics so there might be your answer

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 07:00 AM
i was busy looking at the katy perry ass pics so there might be your answer

I looked at those last night, so I'm way more straight than you.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 07:01 AM
Oh god, I just gagged after seeing the Elton John ass pics on the IB. This is how I know that homosexuality is predetermined. Who the hell, if given the choice, would choose that over a woman?

I guess it cant be katy perry everyday.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:02 AM
I looked at those last night, so I'm way more straight than you.

i took a break form the computer and radio until i caught up on my olympic dvr'd shit,eltonworthy

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:03 AM
hey there buddays :bye: ive had quite an exciting morning

hi hoooooooo buddays! missed you fucks

well maybe if you spent less time texting people... :rolleyes:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:04 AM
Oh god, I just gagged after seeing the Elton John ass pics on the IB. This is how I know that homosexuality is predetermined. Who the hell, if given the choice, would choose that over a woman?

guess they are giving fez the chance at a snack. elton is their Queen after all.

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 07:06 AM
i took a break form the computer and radio until i caught up on my olympic dvr'd shit,eltonworthy

Was the men's pole vault good for you?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:06 AM
hey there buddays :bye: ive had quite an exciting morning



well maybe if you spent less time texting people... :rolleyes:

ok so i messed up and sent you a text i meant for mike,took 7 bucks in skins off his ass so i'm glad you texted me back,had a good day of golf and won 28 bucks

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 07:08 AM
Buddays.

Why is Fez reved up about this?

Not that I mind - it beats another hour long irrational rant about guns after the shooting yesterday.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:08 AM
Was the men's pole vault good for you?

i was dissapointed with the short little bit they showed on NBC,the fucker almost broke 20 feet which i find to be incredible

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:10 AM
spynet is self aware

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:12 AM
just because you are not a nurturing dad, ron, doesnt mean that there arent other men who can do it, do it well, and enjoy it.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 07:14 AM
ok so i messed up and sent you a text i meant for mike,took 7 bucks in skins off his ass so i'm glad you texted me back,had a good day of golf and won 28 bucks

Easy, high roller. Uncle Sam might be reading this.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:16 AM
ok so i messed up and sent you a text i meant for mike,took 7 bucks in skins off his ass so i'm glad you texted me back,had a good day of golf and won 28 bucks

where's my money?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:17 AM
where's my money?

i left it on the dresser

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:18 AM
i left it on the dresser

ha! fair enough.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:19 AM
only 6 people have rejoined our FFL,better resign in or i'll invite some FBL guys over,i'm in a close 2nd in that league

Rhah
08-14-2012, 07:25 AM
just because you are not a nurturing dad, ron, doesnt mean that there arent other men who can do it, do it well, and enjoy it.

This.

And hi buddays.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 07:27 AM
only 6 people have rejoined our FFL,better resign in or i'll invite some FBL guys over,i'm in a close 2nd in that league

I plan on rejoining, I just havent gotten to yet. I'm not sure which email I signed up with initially.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:27 AM
kids creep me out

my 3rd cousin is the new coppertone girl and she wierds me out

Rhah
08-14-2012, 07:28 AM
kids creep me out

my 3rd cousin is the new coppertone girl and she wierds me out

Pics or it didn't happen.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:29 AM
I plan on rejoining, I just havent gotten to yet. I'm not sure which email I signed up with initially.

i'll dig out the info for you guys,the only one i dont see coming back is gutter

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 07:31 AM
just because you are not a nurturing dad, ron, doesnt mean that there arent other men who can do it, do it well, and enjoy it.

I'm very nice to the cats.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:31 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.

that wierds me out,google it but dont paste here,i've seen more than enuf pics of her this last week than i care to

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:31 AM
i'll dig out the info for you guys,the only one i dont see coming back is gutter

maybe further can send out send out a smoke signal :o

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 07:32 AM
i'll dig out the info for you guys,the only one i dont see coming back is gutter

Did you check the gutter?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:32 AM
maybe further can send out send out a smoke signal :o

oh ya,i guess hats needs some signals too

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:33 AM
oh ya,i guess hats needs some signals too

okie dokie. lemme know when you put the info up.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 07:33 AM
The old wheelchair guy sounds like Robert Forester.

Rhah
08-14-2012, 07:34 AM
that wierds me out,google it but dont paste here,i've seen more than enuf pics of her this last week than i care to

I just did a quick GIS and got this:

http://www.sptimes.com/2004/09/05/photos/FLO_1_tf5girl7__0905.jpg

Not really super interested in finding a female relative of Dspy to lust after :ohmy:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:35 AM
with the exception of medical emergencies, anywhere you go, appointments have priority over walk-ins.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:36 AM
DOT NET LISTENING THREADERS (ID# 326702) password is hey,you might want to use last years screen name so i dont delete it

Rhah
08-14-2012, 07:39 AM
Ok, I just realized that Dspy said "kids creep me out" in relation to coppertone thing. And GIS brought up that painting of a young girl. Then I realized I said "lust" in my post. And I just finally realized that we aren't talking about coppertone models being "of age"...

I am very embarassed.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:41 AM
i love it. this crochety old bastard will wave his disability privileges around like an entitled prick on one hand, while cursing the liberals, progressives, and moderates who helped make those very laws possible with the other. :laugh:

and why dont you just scream out "FEZ!" at the end of that statement on other people's problems, ron? sheesh :o

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:41 AM
Ok, I just realized that Dspy said "kids creep me out" in relation to coppertone thing. And GIS brought up that painting of a young girl. Then I realized I said "lust" in my post. And I just finally realized that we aren't talking about coppertone models being "of age"...

I am very embarassed.

you pederast.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:41 AM
me flipper and his chick used to trade wheelchair rides

Rhah
08-14-2012, 07:42 AM
Exactly Misti!

Same thing happens with a lot of anti-Union people... who then get to go home on the weekends to have cook-outs with their family.

Dell
08-14-2012, 07:43 AM
moaning buddays...:bye:

an entitlement mentality itself is a handicap...our new fund is dedicated to ending this handicap

we take paypal and cash...thank you

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:45 AM
Exactly Misti!

Same thing happens with a lot of anti-Union people... who then get to go home on the weekends to have cook-outs with their family.

also, goverment managed healthcare is evil and will kill us all, but keep your hands off my medicare :laugh:

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:46 AM
speaking of entitled i figured out over the weekend who kokomo and anna talk like-paris fucking hilton whiny squint your eyes to look cool and have an entitled whine when you talk

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 07:46 AM
DOT NET LISTENING THREADERS (ID# 326702) password is hey,you might want to use last years screen name so i dont delete it

Spy, can you resend my invite? I cant join because I was invited back.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:49 AM
he bothers you so much because you are projecting your frustration with fez on it, ron

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:49 AM
Spy, can you resend my invite? I cant join because I was invited back.

just sent it to your yahoo address

Dell
08-14-2012, 07:51 AM
he bothers you so much because you are projecting your frustration with fez on it, ron

meanwhile...Fez is not paying attention because he doesn't think it has anything to do with him

what a narcissist...:happy:

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 07:53 AM
he bothers you so much because you are projecting your frustration with fez on it, ron

meanwhile...Fez is not paying attention because he doesn't think it has anything to do with him

what a narcissist...:happy:

Ron brought that back around to him nicely. Wonder if that whole thing was planned? :happy:

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 07:55 AM
There is no "right to go to the front of the line" in the ADA.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 07:57 AM
theme parks send wheelchairs to the exit to get on the rides because they mess up the turnstiles

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 07:59 AM
this douche needs the ada laws on a card for himself. he is VERY mistaken on what their main purposes are. these are the two parts of the law that apply at this dmv:

2. Public Services (Title II)Under Title II, public services (which include state and local government agencies, the National Railroad Passenger Corporation, and other commuter authorities) cannot deny services to people with disabilities or deny participation in programs or activities that are available to people without disabilities. In addition, public transportation systems, such as public transit buses, must be accessible to individuals with disabilities. For more information, see http://AskJAN.org/links/adalinks.htm#II

3. Public Accommodations (Title III)Public accommodations include facilities such as restaurants, hotels, grocery stores, retail stores, etc., as well as privately owned transportation systems. Title III requires that all new construction and modifications must be accessible to individuals with disabilities. For existing facilities, barriers to services must be removed if readily achievable. For more information, see http://AskJAN.org/links/adalinks.htm#III


skipping the line or getting preferental treament is NOT in the law.

http://askjan.org/links/adasummary.htm

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:01 AM
just sent it to your yahoo address

Ha, can you send it one more time? My account was deactivated because I dont use it, I just had to reactivate it.

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:03 AM
Greetings everyone!

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:03 AM
the funniest thing ive have EVER seen was a friend of mine trying to help a big fat sweaty sack of shit on the riverboat and her big fat sweaty husband pushing from behind and dumping her on my budday. i cried and couldnt quit laughing for like 10 minutes while she flopped all over him and he screamed "GET THIS FAT BITCH OFF OF ME!!"

JUST THE REMEMBRANCE OF IT HAS ME TEARING UP

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:07 AM
Ha, can you send it one more time? My account was deactivated because I dont use it, I just had to reactivate it.

done

has anyone seen BDY lately?

Recyclerz
08-14-2012, 08:07 AM
I don't think they should let Fez sit next to this kid on a plane. :wink:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:08 AM
Greetings everyone!

hey there :bye:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:09 AM
I don't think they should let Fez sit next to this kid on a plane. :wink:

i missed the intro. who is this strapping young lad?

Recyclerz
08-14-2012, 08:10 AM
i missed the intro. who is this strapping young lad?

The guy who won the gold medal in platform diving

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:10 AM
I think the relgios make better athletes because they dont spend any energy fucking around. There's something to be said for blocking out sex and drugs in your youth to focus on something, as poindexter as that may seem.

A.J.
08-14-2012, 08:10 AM
The guy who won the gold medal in platform diving

Well apparently, it should go to God.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:10 AM
i think this was probably the first time i actually was watching and pulling for a diver was when this kid was diving

i'm pretty sure he's on fez's team,he has those eyes

ihaveabadmonkey
08-14-2012, 08:13 AM
This guy is going to turn Fez back to God.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:13 AM
i think this was probably the first time i actually was watching and pulling for a diver was when this kid was diving

i'm pretty sure he's on fez's team,he has those eyes

he's engaged. though she may be living at niagra falls :o

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:14 AM
and hats got the email, spy :thumbup:

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:16 AM
and hats got the email, spy :thumbup:

cool,i'll give the others a week to sign up and then open it up if all 12 spots arent filled

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:18 AM
Sorry Spy, can you send it one more time? I was signed into the wrong yahoo. Now I'm signed into and reactivated the correct yahoo account, so I should get it this time.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:18 AM
that was a pleasant interview :o

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:19 AM
Sorry Spy, can you send it one more time? I was signed into the wrong yahoo. Now I'm signed into and reactivated the correct yahoo account, so I should get it this time.

now youre just fucking with him :laugh:

jennysmurf
08-14-2012, 08:19 AM
Sorry Spy, can you send it one more time? I was signed into the wrong yahoo. Now I'm signed into and reactivated the correct yahoo account, so I should get it this time.

You are so high-maintenance.

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:19 AM
Already missing the Olympics - how long until the winter games?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:20 AM
Sorry Spy, can you send it one more time? I was signed into the wrong yahoo. Now I'm signed into and reactivated the correct yahoo account, so I should get it this time.

ok,ive been sending them to ----rmhl@yahoo,is that the one youre signed into?

oh shit fez

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:21 AM
it didnt sound like he thought it was preordained but god gave him the skill to do it

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:21 AM
:unsure: fezzy?

A.J.
08-14-2012, 08:21 AM
This guy is going to turn Fez back to God.

Doesn't sound like it.

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:21 AM
Well we all know that God Hates Fags - just ask Shirley

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:21 AM
This guy is going to turn Fez back to God.

Or not. :laugh:

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:21 AM
no...the reason you don't believe anymore is because a magician told you to

A.J.
08-14-2012, 08:22 AM
it didnt sound like he thought it was preordained but god gave him the skill to do it

He DID say it was preordained. I forget the exact word he used.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:22 AM
Well we all know that God Hates Fags - just ask Shirley

she is the spiritual advisor to the show, after all :o

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:22 AM
He DID say it was preordained. I forget the exact word he used.

something along the lines of that this was his destiny/god's will

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:23 AM
now youre just fucking with him :laugh:

ha! my message was "you better not be fucking with me"

A.J.
08-14-2012, 08:23 AM
something along the lines of that this was his destiny/god's will

Now I remember: "ordained".

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:23 AM
Ha, oh Fez. I hope he didn't hear abuot the marathon runner that fired his coach because god tells him what to do.

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:24 AM
Nutty, angry Fez is sooo much more entertaining than locked-up, crying Fez. :thumbup:

Recyclerz
08-14-2012, 08:25 AM
So now our choices are lockedup/crying Fez or ignorantly angry Fez?

Now that's a moral conundrum.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:25 AM
i'd rather have someone believe what god wants him to do than some guy that says god told him to attack iraq

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:26 AM
ok,ive been sending them to ----rmhl@yahoo,is that the one youre signed into?

oh shit fez

That is the one I have now and the correct one. I just remembered that was my sign in last year.



What can I say, I maintain a lot of emails.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:28 AM
Fez. It's The Prayers, the training, and the vitamins. Prayers is the first one!

epo
08-14-2012, 08:28 AM
Angry Fez is good radio.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:29 AM
Fez. It's The Prayers, the training, and the vitamins. Prayers is the first one!

didnt the hulkster also say he should eat his vegetables?

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:30 AM
ignorant ranting angry Fez is frustrating...crying locked up Fez is more frustrating

jennysmurf
08-14-2012, 08:31 AM
Angry Fez is good radio.

What are you doing here? Get back in the political thread.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:32 AM
What are you doing here? Get back in the political thread.

dont listen to her, epo. stick around.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:33 AM
me,epo and smurf in the same thread,well this certainly is uncomfortable

jennysmurf
08-14-2012, 08:33 AM
dont listen to her, epo. stick around.

Shhh...he likes the abuse. I'm using reverse psychology on him.

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:34 AM
It was his density! :laugh:

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:34 AM
There we go, thanks for the indulgence, spy.

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:35 AM
me,epo and smurf in the same thread,well this certainly is uncomfortable

why?..does smurf not know about your and epo's past?

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:36 AM
Ron: "Every single day, we have to get up and say, 'What do I believe today?'"

Umm... what? :blink:

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:36 AM
why?..does smurf not know about your and epo's past?

we're partically neighbors,just alittle boat ride in between us

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:38 AM
here come the evangelist calls :popcorn:

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:38 AM
we're partically neighbors,just alittle boat ride in between us

that ain't all that's between you...:grouchomarx:

jennysmurf
08-14-2012, 08:38 AM
why?..does smurf not know about your and epo's past?

:laugh:

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:38 AM
Last best Fez days for me was when he played the character "gay" guy (cant remember name) and then his come out day.

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 08:39 AM
I noticed the other day that when Fez talks, every fifth word is expelled like a venomous bullet. I wonder if there is a single moment in his day where he isn't furious at something. Rageaholic.

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:39 AM
Ron: "I don't think you're the best person to talk someone into mental health." :lol:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:40 AM
Ron: "I don't think you're the best person to talk someone into mental health." :lol:

forreals. i chuckled at that one too. :tongue:

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:40 AM
Last best Fez days for me was when he played the character "gay" guy (cant remember name) and then his come out day.

Frank Watson. :thumbup:

Recyclerz
08-14-2012, 08:40 AM
Ron: "I don't think you're the best person to talk someone into mental health." :lol:

Line of the decade.

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:40 AM
Last best Fez days for me was when he played the character "gay" guy (cant remember name) and then his come out day.

was it "Frank"?

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:42 AM
I noticed the other day that when Fez talks, every fifth word is expelled like a venomous bullet. I wonder if there is a single moment in his day where he isn't furious at something. Rageaholic.

Well, there's all those moments when he's "locked up".

I prefer his George Costanza routine. :smile:

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:44 AM
They need to have a point - counterpoint session with fez every week

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:44 AM
id rather him sputtering this rage froth than weeping under the console.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 08:44 AM
I cant imagine diving head first off of a high dive and not flinching when you hit the water or feeling like you're going straight into the ground.

deliciousV
08-14-2012, 08:45 AM
Fez is just an intollerant old cunt. If the guy had said that his boyfriends jizz gave him the strength to win, he would have swooned.

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 08:45 AM
Fez LOTD: "It's not my place to attack a guest who comes in here."

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:46 AM
Caller nailed it - some people need the belief that there is a creator that helps and cares for them. Others can succeed without that

deliciousV
08-14-2012, 08:46 AM
id rather him sputtering this rage froth than weeping under the console.

no room under there, that's where they keep HTG

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 08:48 AM
I guess a sniper only attacks from a distance.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:48 AM
no room under there, that's where they keep HTG

oh shit! this thread is killing me today

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:48 AM
If we had played a drinking game based on Ron's use of the word "phenomenal" today, I'd be hammered. :tongue:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:48 AM
im sure ive said it before, but if someone needs religion to help give them the strength to quit substances, heal from illness or injury, or improve themselves, i won't take that from them.

its when you start getting pushy with me about joining or following your religion that i start to get upset.

jennysmurf
08-14-2012, 08:49 AM
Fez is just an intollerant old cunt. If the guy had said that his boyfriends jizz gave him the strength to win, he would have swooned.

This.

deliciousV
08-14-2012, 08:49 AM
If we had played a drinking game based on Ron's use of the word "phenomenal" today, I'd be hammered. :tongue:

you saying you're not?

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:49 AM
I don't think that the guy said all of that fez

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:49 AM
no room under there, that's where they keep HTG

terrible. :o

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:50 AM
Fez LOTD: "It's not my place to attack a guest who comes in here."

it would already be a tome of illogical LOTD...

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 08:50 AM
im sure ive said it before, but if someone needs religion to help give them the strength to quit substances, heal from illness or injury, or improve themselves, i won't take that from them.

its when you start getting pushy with me about joining or followng your religion that i start to get upset.

This!

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:50 AM
you saying you're not?

Tragically, no, not today.

Yesterday, on the other hand... :drunk:

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 08:52 AM
Caller" "It was just a math thing."

I am fairly atheistic, but that kind of argument is silly. How does math explain someone's desire to train like that?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:52 AM
hey! i was gone for almost two weeks,how'd i get two new mod quotes!

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:53 AM
terrible. :o

I felt very guilty when I laughed (and laughed) at that one too...

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 08:53 AM
hey! i was gone for almost two weeks,how'd i get two new mod quotes!

I forgot about mod quotes. Be watching the suppository.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 08:53 AM
Caller" "It was just a math thing."

I am fairly atheistic, but that kind of argument is silly. How does math explain someone's desire to train like that?

tsssssss it wasnt a spellin bee tssssssss

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 08:54 AM
tsssssss it wasnt a spellin bee tssssssss

Fuckin homerun, grayballs. Tssssss.

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 08:57 AM
Fez Whatley, Champion of Free Speech

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 08:58 AM
Fez Whatley, Champion of Free Speech

He's made up his mind. Everyone should stop trying to confuse him with facts and logic. :tongue:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 08:58 AM
maybe its because ive been raised a catholic, but i dont remember ever hearing growing up that god granted a request because you prayed an x amount. :unsure: like there was some kind of prayer quota

Dell
08-14-2012, 08:59 AM
an openly gay guy I work with is a deacon at his christian church...I think his life partner (of over 10 years) goes to the church with him

when did it become acceptable to let one issue regarding a subset of Christianity be used to BASH Christianity like this?

substitute any other religion in this scenario and you will not see it happen...

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:00 AM
maybe its because ive been raised a catholic, but i dont remember ever hearing growing up that god granted a request because you prayed an x amount. :unsure:

you never had to say 5 OUR FATHERS and 10 HAIL MARYS to ask to have a sin forgiven?

Recyclerz
08-14-2012, 09:03 AM
maybe its because ive been raised a catholic, but i dont remember ever hearing growing up that god granted a request because you prayed an x amount. :unsure: like there was some kind of prayer quota

It is pushed by some of the more famous hucksters on tv and seized on as a straw man argument by the militant atheists. Thinking people of all beliefs don't buy in.

It's kind of a retarded interpretion of Max Weber's Protestant Work Ethic idea.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:04 AM
you never had to say 5 OUR FATHERS and 10 HAIL MARYS to ask to have a sin forgiven?

youre talking about penance (consisting in a confession of sin, made with sorrow and with the intention of amendment, followed by the forgiveness of the sin)

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:05 AM
youre talking about penance (consisting in a confession of sin, made with sorrow and with the intention of amendment, followed by the forgiveness of the sin)

yes i am

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 09:06 AM
terrible. :o

Yeah, if you think a 40 year old jewish chick is still blowing dudes you're sorely mistaken.

Chigworthy
08-14-2012, 09:06 AM
Fez's big problem with this guy is apparently his exercising free speech. Way to go Fez!!

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:07 AM
It is pushed by some of the more famous hucksters on tv and seized on as a straw man argument by the militant atheists. Thinking people of all beliefs don't buy in.

It's kind of a retarded interpretion of Max Weber's Protestant Work Ethic idea.

you cannot read the book of Job and leave with that interpretation as well...


AND...Jennifer's call was simply a pro free speech argument

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:08 AM
you cannot read the book of Job and leave with that interpretation as well...


AND...Jennifer's call was simply a pro free speech argument

to quote dl hugley,i want jennifer to shut the fuck up

we're talking about smurf, right?

Rhah
08-14-2012, 09:08 AM
Thought Pepper was gonna give Jennifer Cinemax's Emmanuelle Series on DVD, when I first heard Cinemax, haha

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:09 AM
yes i am

thats not what im talking about. im referring to fez's idea (at least from what im understanding) that god hates you and doesnt grant what you ask because you didnt pray enough. like recyclerz said, its a protestant misinterpretation, which is why im not famliar with it.

Recyclerz
08-14-2012, 09:09 AM
you cannot read the book of Job and leave with that interpretation as well...


AND...Jennifer's call was simply a pro free speech argument

I don't understand your first point.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 09:10 AM
Thought Pepper was gonna give Jennifer Cinemax's Emmanuelle Series on DVD, when I first heard Cinemax, haha

If you want quality Emmanuelle you really need to be talking about Showtime in the early 90s.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:11 AM
thats not what im talking about. im referring to fez's idea (at least from what im understanding) that god hates you and doesnt rant what you ask because you didnt pray enough. like recyclerz said, its a protestant misinterpretation, which is why im not famliar with it.

i knew what you were saying and was just twisting it alittle

and i think it was the calvinist and hugonauts that believe that way,not all protestants

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:14 AM
horseshack more like horseshat

Rhah
08-14-2012, 09:16 AM
I don't understand the medal count thing. They been doing this forever? Why isn't it a weighted score like 3 for gold, 2 for silver, 1 for bronze?

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:17 AM
there is nothing wrong with the bronze medal and i find it to be respectable. i know i have a snowball's chance in hell of getting one.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:20 AM
I don't understand the medal count thing. They been doing this forever? Why isn't it a weighted score like 3 for gold, 2 for silver, 1 for bronze?

i dont like the medal count myself. it seems like another way to pit the countries against each other. :down:

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 09:21 AM
i dont like the medal count myself. it seems like another way to pit the countries against each other. :down:

Yeah, but we won! USA! USA! :tongue:

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:22 AM
Yeah, but we won! USA! USA! :tongue:

with the women putting in most of the work :wink:

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 09:22 AM
there is nothing wrong with the bronze medal and i find it to be respectable. i know i have a snowball's chance in hell of getting one.

What about after they add bedroom categories?

Rhah
08-14-2012, 09:23 AM
I'd like to see medal count by countrie's GDP or even by how much money is actually spent on their olympic training.

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:25 AM
thats not what im talking about. im referring to fez's idea (at least from what im understanding) that god hates you and doesnt grant what you ask because you didnt pray enough. like recyclerz said, its a protestant misinterpretation, which is why im not famliar with it.

I thought the Catholics believe you can "pray" someone into heaven after they die...I've also heard of post death "baptisms" to allow entry into heaven

then from the official source of Catholicism (yep, The Sopranos)...you have to work off your sins in Purgatory before you enter heaven

I don't think it's just a Protestant misinterpretation...

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 09:25 AM
I'd like to see medal count by countrie's GDP or even by how much money is actually spent on their olympic training.

Commie. :tongue:

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:26 AM
I don't understand your first point.

Job begged and pleaded (using prayer) with God to end the bad things that were happening to him...God didn't

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:29 AM
Job begged and pleaded (using prayer) with God to end the bad things that were happening to him...God didn't

wasnt there some kind of side bet going on? :tongue:

Rhah
08-14-2012, 09:29 AM
WTF is this commercial? For lozenges that cause you to make saliva? Talk about a fuckin' carny act.

Rhah
08-14-2012, 09:31 AM
My new product: Food

"Being hungry is not healthy. My food will make you not hungry."

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:32 AM
I thought the Catholics believe you can "pray" someone into heaven after they die...I've also heard of post death "baptisms" to allow entry into heaven

then from the official source of Catholicism (yep, The Sopranos)...you have to work off your sins in Purgatory before you enter heaven

I don't think it's just a Protestant misinterpretation...

well shit, if youre gonna be quoting the sopranos, then I am clearly not qualified for this.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:33 AM
well shit, if youre gonna be quoting the sopranos, then I am clearly not qualified for this.

And i am mod quoting myself on this line :laugh:

Zorro
08-14-2012, 09:34 AM
WTF is this commercial? For lozenges that cause you to make saliva? Talk about a fuckin' carny act.

But it's a special kind of saliva.. you can make spit with this

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:36 AM
But it's a special kind of saliva.. you can make spit with this

what about the rejuvenation product being advertised in India...from the ibang (http://theinterrobang.com/2012/08/29813/)

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 09:38 AM
Personal Best is where queercore pioneers Team Dresch got the name of their first album.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:44 AM
what about the rejuvenation product being advertised in India...from the ibang (http://theinterrobang.com/2012/08/29813/)

is this in reference to the tightening gel or the whitening cream? :o

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:45 AM
the broad street bullies were the most embarassing thing ive ever seen in sport

Recyclerz
08-14-2012, 09:46 AM
Job begged and pleaded (using prayer) with God to end the bad things that were happening to him...God didn't

Right. I think the point of that story was that humans, with, by definition, a finite understanding of the universe, cannot even hope to know God's (or nature's) purpose for how things are, or are supposed to be. There should be a humility in human's self-regard and to think that we are in control of our destiny, by praying a lot or by anything else, is kinda nuts.

I would bet that the diver guy would have been as content, spiritually at least, if he didn't medal at all but had done his best. I'm sure his competitive side would have been pissed though.

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:47 AM
is this in reference to the tightening gel or the whitening cream? :o

HAHA...you saying there is no difference?

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:48 AM
HAHA...you saying there is no difference?

im not sure how up to date the ibang is on the various indian vaginal care products :o

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:49 AM
Right. I think the point of that story was that humans, with, by definition, a finite understanding of the universe, cannot even hope to know God's (or nature's) purpose for how things are, or are supposed to be. There should be a humility in human's self-regard and to think that we are in control of our destiny, by praying a lot or by anything else, is kinda nuts.

I would bet that the diver guy would have been as content, spiritually at least, if he didn't medal at all but had done his best. I'm sure his competitive side would have been pissed though.

yep...

and I agree...

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:49 AM
Close The Beaches!!

Rhah
08-14-2012, 09:50 AM
Shark!!!

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:51 AM
the tightening gel - 18 Again:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vPayFrCOiZM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

the whitening cream - Clean and Dry Intimate Wash:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9Tx9vVVMWw0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:52 AM
alright, my all time best white rapper ranking is NOW...

1. Kokomo
2. Vanilla Ice
3. M&M
4. disneyspy

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 09:53 AM
the broad street bullies were the most embarassing thing ive ever seen in sport

But what of theier 25 consecutive playoff appearances?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:53 AM
alright, my all time best white rapper ranking is NOW...

1. Kokomo
2. Vanilla Ice
3. M&M
4. disneyspy

you mother fuck
you fuckin suck
go fuck a duck
you fuckin fuck

Dell
08-14-2012, 09:54 AM
you mother fuck
you fuckin suck
go fuck a duck
you fuckin fuck

alright, I'll give you the bronze...bump M squared down a notch

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 09:55 AM
Yeah I was suspicious that this happened in the schyukill, this is some straight susquehanna shit.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 09:55 AM
But what of theier 25 consecutive playoff appearances?

it seems hard to believe they made that many consecutive playoff appearances but as a north american you have to know that was embarassing as a fan and for the sport itself

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 09:59 AM
Yeah I was suspicious that this happened in the schyukill, this is some straight susquehanna shit.

now youre going way too local for me :o

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 10:00 AM
"where you goin with those cameras?" :laugh:

LeedsJr
08-14-2012, 10:01 AM
Phenomenal!

Take a drink! :drunk:

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 10:01 AM
ron caught himself in a crutch? hope it was a chicks

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 10:02 AM
ron caught himself in a crutch? hope it was a chicks

you forgot the "tss tss" part.

realmenhatelife
08-14-2012, 10:02 AM
now youre going way too local for me :o

One is east and the other is west, if there is a body in the schyukill it is just a corpse, not a gruff but lovable coal cracker.

deliciousV
08-14-2012, 10:03 AM
alright, my all time best white rapper ranking is NOW...

1. Kokomo
2. Vanilla Ice
3. M&M
4. disneyspy

it's Eminem grandpa, I've seen those little candy guys drive a race car, but never seen them rap.

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 10:05 AM
someone go into the mod lounge and tell keithy not to do new registerees checks during the show,it fucks up ispy

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 10:08 AM
http://www.mms.com/us/images/char_spotlight_blue.png


i'm an m and m
not one of them
dont go to the gym
so suck my stem

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 10:12 AM
http://www.mms.com/us/images/char_spotlight_blue.png


i'm an m and m
not one of them
dont go to the gym
so suck my stem

ugh..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Ms._Brown_(M%26M's).png

CountryBob
08-14-2012, 10:13 AM
Tuesday's gone - love me some Skynrd

Dell
08-14-2012, 10:15 AM
Tuesday's gone - love me some Skynrd

a big southern ditto to that one cbob...

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 10:16 AM
ugh..

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Ms._Brown_(M%26M's).png

youre nekkid

Dell
08-14-2012, 10:17 AM
it's Eminem grandpa, I've seen those little candy guys drive a race car, but never seen them rap.

are you challenging my rapper cred?

(I forgot he did it phonetically)

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 10:30 AM
where did everyone go?

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 10:32 AM
where did everyone go?

i was getting out of the way of the battle rap that never happened

deliciousV
08-14-2012, 10:33 AM
where did everyone go?

over to the Ibang to see Elton's ass.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 10:34 AM
over to the Ibang to see Elton's ass.

http://mbrewer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/31/photo_3.jpg

deliciousV
08-14-2012, 10:36 AM
http://mbrewer.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/31/photo_3.jpg

:lol:

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 10:41 AM
i call it the BIG BANG THEORY cuz in theory i've banged some big chicks but there sure as hell aint no video to embarrass me with

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 10:42 AM
i know the internet will dim when i say this, but i read that kate upton has done some nude shots for a magazine.

im sure you fine gentlemen will fact check that for me. :o

edit: nvmd, i found it:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17vyjjyyd3mmmjpg/xlarge.jpg

disneyspy
08-14-2012, 10:43 AM
C'ya!!

Rhah
08-14-2012, 10:47 AM
Satellite buddays.

Misteriosa
08-14-2012, 10:48 AM
later buddays :bye: