Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/16/12 - Shake it round the dial

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

So So Glos are funny. They play Brooklyn and they play Europe. Fuckers wont tour.

[Rhah]

Morning.

Starts. Right now.

[disneyspy]

buddays!

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolit55vx61qze5g2o1_500.gif

[LeedsJr]

:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[Rhah]

Hi spy

http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/australian-hurdler-michelle-jenneke-is-the-new-allison-stokke-photos-gifs-video-c0ed66ed-sz500x749-animate.gif

[realmenhatelife]

Hi spy

http://1.cdn.tapcdn.com/images/thumbs/taps/2012/07/australian-hurdler-michelle-jenneke-is-the-new-allison-stokke-photos-gifs-video-c0ed66ed-sz500x749-animate.gif

You know when she's bouncing she's just going Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

[LeedsJr]

buddays!


Hi spy



Rhah WINS!!! :clap:

[Warren Peace]

So, Fez is frightened by strangers but loves Russian prison rape porn. Got it. :wacko:

[A.J.]

Oh great: another Advice Show.

[disneyspy]

i hate hearing fez cry like this,makes me want to just slip him some dick to see if it helps

[LeedsJr]

i hate hearing fez cry like this,makes me want to just slip him some dick to see if it helps

Mod quote, or to easy? :tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

I am, by most accounts, not fun, and I would hate it if people brought dogs into work.

[Rhah]

I am sure you guys have seen it since it was hot stuff a few weeks ago leading up to olympics, but it is definitely repost worthy. Here is the full video warmup. She is so bubbly and fun-loving, seems like she has a great personality :tongue:

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[LeedsJr]

So Fez called a suicide prevention hotline even though he had no intention of committing suicide.

I hope some poor fucker didn't kill himself while Fez had a counselor tied up with his melodramatic bullshit.

[Rhah]

Poor Fez. Too bad he can't have his spirits lifted by pictures of a beautiful woman, like we can.

[realmenhatelife]

I hate how white dogs always look like they have shit around thier mouths and eyes.

[A.J.]

I am, by most accounts, not fun, and I would hate it if people brought dogs into work.

I hate it when they bring their damn kids to work.

[A.J.]

Yeah, having a dog would be perfect for Fez: a guy who hates walking outside, especially after dark.

[Zorro]

I am, by most accounts, not fun, and I would hate it if people brought dogs into work.

This is why being the boss is awesome.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/photo3.jpg
14 years old and he's been coming since he was a puppy

[Rhah]

hah, when I first started to look at picture, I thought it was a lion cause of the coloring on the image. I thought, hell yeah as boss you can bring a lion to work if you want!

[disneyspy]

i had some greasy fried chicken,2 fudge brownies and an iced mocha for lunch,i may have just taken the most explosive crap in my life,the sound scared me

[LeedsJr]

Oh great: another Advice Show.

Where's the sax solo? :wallbash:

[LeedsJr]

i had some greasy fried chicken,2 fudge brownies and an iced mocha for lunch,i may have just taken the most explosive crap in my life,the sound scared me

Congratulations? :unsure:

[Rhah]

Where's the sax solo? :wallbash:

Sad sax? Or sexy sax?!

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[Rhah]

i had some greasy fried chicken,2 fudge brownies and an iced mocha for lunch,i may have just taken the most explosive crap in my life,the sound scared me

You ate lunch already? I used to each lunch at like 9 am when I used to work road maintenance during college summers cause I was starting work at 5 am.

[LeedsJr]

Sad sax? Or sexy sax?!



At this point I'd rather listen to a fucking Kenny G concert than this shit again. :wallbash:

[Warren Peace]

Yeah, having a dog would be perfect for Fez: a guy who hates walking outside, especially after dark.

On the other hand, there's the privacy of his own apartment and a jar of peanut butter.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

sounds like I'm not the only one moaning this morning...:groucho:

I'm going to grab an early lunch...history tells me Fez will be over this soon and hilarious for the rest of the show

[disneyspy]

damn lady tucker shoulda cut him an ounce of slack

[LeedsJr]

No, Ron. All cartoons are for children. :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

No, Ron. All cartoons are for children. :wink:

Children on acid.

[sailor]

How the heck has fez never seen fantasia?

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal!

Everybody drink! :drunk:

[sailor]

No, Ron. All cartoons are for children. :wink:

Ha!

[LeedsJr]

Children on acid.

I can't tell them apart. All kids act nuts.

[Zorro]

I could do this all day


http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/photo3-1.jpg

[Dell]

How the heck has fez never seen fantasia?

I haven't seen it...

[sailor]

I could do this all day


http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n67/Chas4604/photo3-1.jpg

Sick fuck.

[sailor]

I haven't seen it...

You're no fez

[disneyspy]

looks like we might have a couple of openings in the .net listening threaders FFL,anybudday want in?

[Zorro]

Hasn't Ron been enabling Fez for years?

[realmenhatelife]

Ron can blow dick if he doesn't like Heavy Metal.

[LeedsJr]

Ron can blow dick if he doesn't like Heavy Metal.

I thought Ron didn't like any cartoons because they were for children. He's been saying it for years. This whole segment doesn't make any sense to me. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

Arent we talking about animated movies? The Cruise is a documentary.

[sailor]

Arent we talking about animated movies? The Cruise is a documentary.

Rockumentary.

[disneyspy]

me and my high school buddays were high as fuck when we saw THE WALL,it was awesome

[realmenhatelife]

In through the looking door? Wut?

[Rhah]

animated movies are ok if you are on acid, cause then they are just cool drug paraphernalia.

[Dell]

me and my high school buddays were high as fuck when we saw THE WALL,it was awesome

were you heading for it at high speed or sumpthin...tss tss tss

[disneyspy]

fuck you hicks you loser fat fuck

[Dell]

fuck you hicks you loser fat fuck

I missed it...did he say something bad about the redwings?

[realmenhatelife]

I dont get why fast food places are trying to introduce appetizers that are the same as their entrees. KFC launched new chicken nuggets and dominoes has cheesy garlic bread with sauce and pepperoni on it. If I'm about to eat pizza why the fuck would I warm up by eating a different kind of pizza?

[Warren Peace]

I missed it...did he say something bad about the redwings?

Fucking insert words here fuck insert words here fuck

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, cheesey gordita crunch is hanging on nicely.

[realmenhatelife]

Fucking teakettle fuck banjo fuck

.

[disneyspy]

I missed it...did he say something bad about the redwings?

he said some gravy voiced thing about michigan and the powerball being sold in it

[disneyspy]

no spread is for girls

[Warren Peace]

he said some gravy voiced thing about michigan and the powerball being sold in it

gravy voiced...you sure that wasn't Ron?

[A.J.]

no spread is for girls

I like girls that spread.

[disneyspy]

I like girls that spread.

not me,cuz then i wash my sheets

[ihaveabadmonkey]

hehe, Fez picks em straight.

[jennysmurf]

I like girls that spread.

He's just miffed because no girls spread for him.

[disneyspy]

He's just miffed because no girls spread for him.

it's true,i havent had to change my sheets in awhile

[jennysmurf]

hehe, Fez picks em straight.

:laugh: I was surprised that got no reaction.

[Dell]

it's true,i havent had to change my sheets in awhile

first, ewwww....and second, what do you think "spread" means?

[jennysmurf]

first, ewwww....and second, what do you think "spread" means?

When a man and woman love each other very much....

[LeedsJr]

first, ewwww....and second, what do you think "spread" means?

Like, margarine or jam or somephin'?

[realmenhatelife]

I shant be drafting any chargers this year. Other tactic, draft RGIII then hold up Cbob for his entire team in the inevitable trade.

[disneyspy]

first, ewwww....and second, what do you think "spread" means?

the line,the points,the diff,the give,what else would i mean?

[Dell]

When a man and woman love each other very much....

oh...then the man gives the woman all of his money


still confused about dem sheets...

[realmenhatelife]

When a man and woman love each other very much....

Hmm, not the way I do it.

[disneyspy]

I shant be drafting any chargers this year. Other tactic, draft RGIII then hold up Cbob for his entire team in the inevitable trade.

i'm putting a trade block on cbob right after the draft,none of you fucks will be taking advantage of him this year

[jennysmurf]

Hmm, not the way I do it.

I didn't want to scare dell. He's very fragile.

[disneyspy]

oh...then the man gives the woman all of his money


still confused about dem sheets...

YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE SHEETS AFTER BUMPING UGLIES! what are you, some kind of sicko?

[A.J.]

When a man and woman love each other very much....

Or two queers...

[realmenhatelife]

i'm putting a trade block on cbob right after the draft,none of you fucks will be taking advantage of him this year

We cant help that he loves the Redskins that much.

[sailor]

i'm putting a trade block on cbob right after the draft,none of you fucks will be taking advantage of him this year

Not like they're related to him or anything.

[Dell]

YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE SHEETS AFTER BUMPING UGLIES! what are you, some kind of sicko?

yes...a very fragile sicko

[disneyspy]

We cant help that he loves the Redskins that much.

Not like they're related to him or anything.

a tie for which post made me laugh the most AND I DOUBLE BARKED!

[jennysmurf]

Or two queers...

yes...a very fragile sicko

See? He's fragile, you can't give him too much info at once.

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't want to scare dell. He's very fragile.

When a girl is at an emotional low point and feels that she does not want to demand an emotional committment and appreciates creative sexting...

[jennysmurf]

When a girl is at an emotional low point and feels that she does not want to demand an emotional committment and appreciates creative sexting...

Have you been trolling the drunk thread?

[LeedsJr]

USA! USA! USA! :clap:

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal!

Everybody drink! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Have you been trolling the drunk thread?

I'm just thinking about every girl I've had sex with in the last 5 years.

[Dell]

When a girl is at an emotional low point and feels that she does not want to demand an emotional committment and appreciates creative sexting...

another way of saying "in a different area code"...got it

[disneyspy]

hey smurf,what are you wearing?

[jennysmurf]

hey smurf,what are you wearing?

Not tellin.

[Dell]

a friend lost his foot in a freak accident on the job...he had disability insurance, divorced his wife and moved to South America

last time I talked to him he was living the life of a very rich man on the disability payments alone...he even pays a guy to take care of his place and prepare meals

[jennysmurf]

I'm just thinking about every girl I've had sex with in the last 5 years.

I don't remember hooking up with you. Oh well, meth is a hell of a drug.

[Dell]

Not tellin.

that sounded close enough to "nothing" to him...

[jennysmurf]

that sounded close enough to "nothing" to him...

:wink:I'll tell you, but don't tell disneyspy.

[disneyspy]

a friend lost his foot in a freak accident on the job...he had disability insurance, divorced his wife and moved to South America

last time I talked to him he was living the life of a very rich man on the disability payments alone...he even pays a guy to take care of his place and prepare meals

my mom and her dude were going to move to costa rica but then he had a stroke

[Dell]

:wink:I'll tell you, but don't tell disneyspy.

deal...just wrap it with the spoiler tags

[disneyspy]

damn smurf! nice PM!

[Dell]

I have to say it...guns are not easy to get for everybody

and thanks to the nuts that have inaccurately convinced the public that Obama is going to take their guns, they now cost waaaaay too much money

yep, it's my newest cause...affordable guns

[LeedsJr]

I have to say it...guns are not easy to get for everybody

and thanks to the nuts that have inaccurately convinced the public that Obama is going to take their guns, they now cost waaaaay too much money

yep, it's my newest cause...affordable guns

Where should I send my donation?

[Dell]

okay...got to check out while Fez yells his inane points

brb...:bye:

[LeedsJr]

okay...got to check out while Fez yells his inane points

brb...:bye:

This bit has been done to death.

Fez is crazy. Crazy people make irrational, illogical, inconsistent arguments. I get it. :dry:

[jennysmurf]

okay...got to check out while Fez yells his inane points

brb...:bye:

Is this because of that picture I sent you? :wink:

[realmenhatelife]

Man, that fez is a lunatic.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't remember hooking up with you. Oh well, meth is a hell of a drug.

Do you remember Carlos Sangrio and his magic mustache rides?

[A.J.]

I like angry, confrontational Fez.

[disneyspy]

hahhahaha fez is making this whiney prick look stupid

[Warren Peace]

Fez makes gay bashing seem like it would be kinda fun.

[disneyspy]

Fez makes gay bashing seem like it would be kinda fun.

you sayin you want to bash that ass up?

[jennysmurf]

Fez makes gay bashing seem like it would be kinda fun.

He's really pissing me off. I've always been such a Fezzie fan, but I almost can't stand him today.

[jennysmurf]

Do you remember Carlos Sangrio and his magic mustache rides?

Dang it! That seems like something I'd want to remember, too.

[Warren Peace]

you sayin you want to bash that ass up?

only if he backs that ass up first.

[realmenhatelife]

Dave Mustaine did say that Obama is behind the shootings to enact stricter gun law.

[LeedsJr]

Dave Mustaine did say that Obama is behind the shootings to enact stricter gun law.

How the fuck does someone confuse Dave Mustaine and Richard Belzer?!? :huh:

[disneyspy]

if obama would just say God told him to enact stricter guns laws the tea baggers would believe him and quit complaining

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, how about tying in the olympics to Elvis' death.

[Dell]

I'm back...I hope Fez got it out of his system (I know I did)


(thanks for the pic jennysmurf...:happy:)

[disneyspy]

I'm back...I hope Fez got it out of his system (I know I did)


(thanks for the pic jennysmurf...:happy:)

no shit,it must be her smurfday cuz that was the suit she was wearing in the pic she sent me

[LeedsJr]

if obama would just say God told him to enact stricter guns laws the tea baggers would believe him and quit complaining

No they wouldn't. He's a Muslim, remember? :happy:

[Dell]

that had to be the meanest Ron has ever been to Fez on the air...wow

[Furtherman]

How many people jumped to thier deaths last night because the suicide hotline was busy? Nice going Fez!

[sailor]

hahhahaha fez is making this whiney prick look stupid

Fez fights back (like Ron always tells him to) and Ron promptly tells fez to cut it out. The mind boggles at the concept.

[Recyclerz]

if obama would just say God told him to enact stricter guns laws the tea baggers would believe him and quit complaining

No way!!

Jesus loves guns! In fact, if He had himself a few AKs Good Friday would have ended a little differently, is all I'm sayin'.

So when you think about it - it's kinda like the liberals killed Jesus. Fuckin' liberals.

[realmenhatelife]

Jeremy Shockey.

[disneyspy]

hey all you fez haters that hate to see fez have a good day-look at the scoreboard fucksticks

[A.J.]

No way!!

Jesus loves guns! In fact, if He had himself a few AKs Good Friday would have ended a little differently, is all I'm sayin'.

So when you think about it - it's kinda like the liberals killed Jesus. Fuckin' liberals.

Jews are liberals -- except when it comes to Israel.

[Dell]

How many people jumped to thier deaths last night because the suicide hotline was busy? Nice going Fez!

HA...1 866 Ron 0 Fez

also...is Furtherman a sailor alias?

[A.J.]

I dare someone to call in and say Steve Carlton.

[Dell]

hey all you fez haters that hate to see fez have a good day-look at the scoreboard fucksticks

far from a fez hater (I have experimented with a little bashing)...where is this scoreboard?

(and don't tell me it has something to do with your laundry habits...)

[disneyspy]

far from a fez hater (I have experimented with a little bashing)...where is this scoreboard?

(and don't tell me it has something to do with your laundry habits...)

that was a call back to a couple of years ago when fez said he's use that line when some dork called in

[LeedsJr]

Actual Fez quote: "...asshole waits and waits and waits." :lol:

[sailor]

HA...1 866 Ron 0 Fez

also...is Furtherman a sailor alias?

Don't be mean to the man.

[Dell]

Who Is This?

[realmenhatelife]

I dare someone to call in and say Steve Carlton.

I'm in philly and this super self centered girl I know was telling me how much she hates Mike Schmidt because she tried to get his autograph when she was 5 and thought he was rude. I said to her are you fucking crazy? It's mike schmidt.

[disneyspy]

Who Is This?

some stupid philly guy,probably leftie

[Dell]

what is a egle?

[A.J.]

I'm in philly and this super self centered girl I know was telling me how much she hates Mike Schmidt because she tried to get his autograph when she was 5 and thought he was rude. I said to her are you fucking crazy? It's mike schmidt.

She should have thrown a battery at him.

[Chigworthy]

Fez fights back (like Ron always tells him to) and Ron promptly tells fez to cut it out. The mind boggles at the concept.

I think Ron is looking for the kind of witty and comedic fight that Fez used to have, not the grade school whining noise that he employed today, which gave me a headache.

[sailor]

I think Ron is looking for the kind of witty and comedic fight that Fez used to have, not the grade school whining noise that he employed today, which gave me a headache.

Whenever they'd role play it and Ron acted the part of a host attacked by a caller he'd respond with something akin to "fuck you, you cunt."

[realmenhatelife]

She should have thrown a battery at him.

Her mom got bad service at some famous mac and cheese place in Reading Terminal Market so from that moment forward the mom and the daughter both wished crazy misfortune on mac and cheese lady. They acted like this mac and cheese lady keyed their fucking car because her mom, who is an insufferable high maintenance woman, ran into a black waitress that just didn't cater to her shit as much as she wanted.

[Dell]

I like the Ray Lewis pregame routine...it's hard to find a video online because the NFL claims it is their property

[realmenhatelife]

"It's like gay english teacher"

[Dell]

I don't know who this comedian is, but I like his visit because they are having a conversation (not an interview)...I think I remember him being on before

edit: Fez said he is "Big Jay"

[realmenhatelife]

I don't know who this comedian is, but I like his visit because they are having a conversation (not an interview)...I think I remember him being on before

edit: Fez said he is "Big Jay"

His name is Jay Oakerson, I think he's been on twice before. He's funny.

[Rhah]

I like the Ray Lewis pregame routine...it's hard to find a video online because the NFL claims it is their property

Chant:
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or the dance?
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[Dell]

Chant:


or the dance?


the dance...most are fan vids not feed captures

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, slayton shitting on how Ron dresses.

[Chigworthy]

His name is Jay Oakerson, I think he's been on twice before. He's funny.

Big Jay Oakerson; he's Hicks' big brother:
http://www.rockmymonkey.com/storage/2011/b/BigJayOakerson.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317 069708312

[A.J.]

His name is Jay Oakerson, I think he's been on twice before. He's funny.

He could be Hicks' long-lost brother.

http://www.rockmymonkey.com/storage/2011/b/BigJayOakerson.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317 069708312

[A.J.]

Wow - that may be a record, Chig!

[Dell]

wow he does look like Hicks and you two guys posting the exact same thing just creeped me out...

[disneyspy]

Wow - that may be a record, Chig!

i think you two are long lost brothers

[Dell]

I wish slayton would quit bashing Fez...hate pitbulls

[disneyspy]

the draft is now at 2:30 PM on the 2nd

[Chigworthy]

i think you two are long lost brothers

Wait, A.J. is a dude?

[Rhah]

the dance...most are fan vids not feed captures

oh yeah, right...NFL won't give out actual good video :)

[Freitag]

how much coke did Slayton do before going in studio?

And is this serious, is Fez going to Four Winds again?

[Rhah]

He could be Hicks' long-lost brother.

http://www.rockmymonkey.com/storage/2011/b/BigJayOakerson.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1317 069708312

If the bottom half of pic looks like this, then yeah...

http://fantasyhorses.homestead.com/files/beefy_centaur_sm.jpg

[Dell]

LOVE Chelsea Handler...HATE the way Slaton just put her with coke in the story (no class)

[Chigworthy]

The Advice Show, with your host Bobby Slayton

[Rhah]

Is it a comedian thing? Cocaine thing? Comedian coke thing? or a New York thing that these people talk about 1000 words a second to get their point across?

[disneyspy]

Is it a comedian thing? Cocaine thing? Comedian coke thing? or a New York thing that these people talk about 1000 words a second to get their point across?

bobbies been around ron and fez since the mid 90s and has always talked like this

i find him great and dont type much when hes on

[Dell]

this is really uncomfortable...I don't like Bobby Slayton

[sailor]

the draft is now at 2:30 PM on the 2nd

Fuck. Hello auto-draft.

[disneyspy]

Fuck. Hello auto-draft.

well if you had signed in with the first invitation you coulda been in the discussion weve been having about it over there for the last week

[sailor]

well if you had signed in with the first invitation you coulda been in the discussion weve been having about it over there for the last week

I get it.

[Dell]

pittbulls are just bad...I used to blame their owners

[disneyspy]

I get it.

just do like me and get all redskins out of your draft order just in case you cant decide in the 90 seconds given and let cbob and dell have them

[Dell]

just do like me and get all redskins out of your draft order just in case you cant decide in the 90 seconds given and let cbob and dell have them

you're just mad that I took all the cowboys out of my list last year and auto-drafted a killer team...

[A.J.]

"Faggoty". :laugh:

[Chigworthy]

Settle in and savor the uncomfortability.

[disneyspy]

"Faggoty". :laugh:

when fez says "alright" whenever someone uses that term i crack up

[Rhah]

bobbies been around ron and fez since the mid 90s and has always talked like this

i find him great and dont type much when hes on

You like patrice haters!

[Dell]

please let this be Bobby's "your mom's box" appearance...he's awful!

[Chigworthy]

This is fantastic

[Recyclerz]

This might have been the greatest turnaround, from bad to pretty fucking funny, over the course of a show that I can recall in quite awhile.

[sailor]

Apparently, opinions of bobby slayton vary greatly on this board.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

its audit season, and ive been super busy today, but i have been listening in on the mobile.

this old guy is seriously killing me :laugh:

i miss you all and hope to be back soon!

[Dell]

Fezzie, being all faggoty and everything...you know about the Pussycat Girls, right?

[Dell]

later buddays...:bye:

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,this was great and we didnt have those smelly girls around much,have a good one

C'YA!!

[Furtherman]

Holy shutthefuckup Slaton.

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :bye:

its audit season, and ive been super busy today, but i have been listening in on the mobile.

this old guy is seriously killing me :laugh:

i miss you all and hope to be back soon!

Audit season.

Rabbit Season.

Audit Season.

Rabbit Season.

Audit Season, Fire!