Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/17/12 - The Verdict

[realmenhatelife]

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Pussy Riot found guilty, sentenced to two years for performing anti Putin protest song inside of a church. Considering that a church founded by slaves and a government founded on multiple revolutions would react in this way is quite some ironic bullllllshit.

[realmenhatelife]

Gary Kasparov among the protestors arrested when the verdict was read.

[realmenhatelife]

I guess that songs a shout out to Fez.

[Rhah]

Crazy opener

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-woman-drinking-coffee.jpg

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

Working from home today, going to see Linkin Park and Incubus with my sons tonight.

I bailed out on the last hour of the show yesterday, looks like things got awkward.

Then they open with the song "Crazy".

Did they commit Fez yesterday?

And, with all due respect to my wife, Staten Island Anna is adorable.

[LeedsJr]

Sigh. I bailed yesterday because I can't stand Bobby Slayton's voice.

Is Ron going to do that voice until Unmast today? :thumbdown:

[LeedsJr]

Anna: "I didn't know whether to shit or go blind."

Ron: "Then close one eye and fart."

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "The way you say that sounds like you don't even give a shit."

Pepper: "I give so many shits!"

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

{Taps on mic}

Is this thing on??

{Taps on mic}

:unsure:

[Rhah]

5iar combo breaker

[LeedsJr]

Doo de do de doo...

Nothing going on here...

:innocent:

[LeedsJr]

5iar combo breaker

Damn it! :laugh:

[Rhah]

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

I just got back from the mens room, the guy before me must piss straight olive brine.

[Rhah]

It'd be funny and ironic if some low level no name rapper came into an interview with a posse and there was like a famous rapper in his posse but not taking center stage, just being low key in a hoodie or something until he gets noticed.

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal!

Everybody drink!

:drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron must not have a lot of winter sex. I've gotten bristly legs plenty.

[deliciousV]

Ron must not have a lot of winter sex. I've gotten bristly legs plenty.

usually if you flip them over the other side is smooth.

[LeedsJr]

Ron must not have a lot of winter sex. I've gotten bristly legs plenty.

I've been with the same woman for 20 years. I've gotten my share of carpet burns.

And I would never even think of complaining about it. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

ussually if you flip them over the other side is smooth.

I'm not getting off my back, I work hard all week, the weekend is for relaxing.

[LeedsJr]

Tina Turner has man legs?!?

WHAT?!?

:wacko:

[LeedsJr]

I'm not getting off my back, I work hard all week, the weekend is for relaxing.

Awful. And hysterically funny. :lol:

[Rhah]

Tina Turner has man legs?!?

WHAT?!?

:wacko:

Yeah, its been well known for the last 20 years or so that Tina Turner had a great set of legs. Ronnie knows this but he is trying to act all hip and modern and young and act like an old person now couldn't have possibly had nice legs when younger.

[Rhah]

I am getting used to having video of radio shows (like Mike and Mike in the Morning). This show isn't really entertaining me. Maybe if we had video of them in studio too :(

[realmenhatelife]

Rihanna does have nice legs.

[A.J.]

Tina Turner's legs were a big deal once upon a time.

[LeedsJr]

Hey Ronnie, what are "texes"?? :tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

When I say my phone is dying it really is. I only have 1 charger and theres no plug near the couch or my bed.

[realmenhatelife]

But when I'm meeting someone in an apartment "I'm here" does mean "I'm at the corner and dont want to wait in front of your building."

[disneyspy]

when i'm talking to a chick who's voice is grating on my nerves i always say "my phone is dying" and then crinkle a potato chip bag by the reciever

hey buddays

[Billy Staples]

http://platform.ak.fbcdn.net/www/app_full_proxy.php?app=145628345461844&v=1&size=z&cksum=b8a675057814458730c11c4d0626d318&src=http%3A%2F%2Fthumb3.webshots.net%2Fs%2Fthumb2% 2F0%2F9%2F71%2F161500971txtbjp_th.jpgLet me know when they do 'Talk Show on Mute' if they mention me.



yeah right...please dont take that serious, just a video image will do fine

thanks

Staples

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Yes Virginia, once, for a brief shining moment, a few too many moons past... there was a shining light... and he was called Staples







Enjoy the show...these were some fun good times...





[QUOTE=LeedsJr;3005113]Buddays.

Working from home today, going to see Linkin Park and Incubus with my sons tonight.

[sailor]

Everyone lies in every form of communication. Texting is not special in that regard. And texting shortcuts are used more than ever.

[disneyspy]

Let me know when they do 'Talk Show on Mute' if they mention me.



yeah right...please dont take that serious, just a video image will do fine

thanks

Staples

Yes Virginia, once, for a brief shining moment, a few too many moons past... there was a shining light... and he was called Staples

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Enjoy the show...these were some fun good times...




[QUOTE=LeedsJr;3005113]Buddays.

Working from home today, going to see Linkin Park and Incubus with my sons tonight.

hey billy,welcome to .nets best daily thread

[disneyspy]

Everyone lies in every form of communication. Texting is not special in that regard. And texting shortcuts are used more than ever.

wtf r u talking about?

[sailor]

But when I'm meeting someone in an apartment "I'm here" does mean "I'm at the corner and dont want to wait in front of your building."

Exactly. I'm five minutes away and it'll take you that long to get downstairs.

And k is fine; sensitive bitches.

[disneyspy]

who is this hyena character their talking about? incubus? never heard of em

is this the billy staples that just posted their talking about right now?

[sailor]

wtf r u talking about?

I never use r and u or stuff like that, but wtf is normal.

[Rhah]

This shit is all regional and within someone's circle. There are no hard and fast rules like they are acting... maybe for them and their group of friends. The "K" thing is totally local to them. It is reasonable for me and my friends. Or maybe I am old. Whatever.

[Rhah]

I never use r and u or stuff like that, but wtf is normal.

Same. I always type out stuff, but I use wtf a LOT.

[disneyspy]

i like to text c u n t -to my chick,stands for see you in time

[sailor]

Hey Ronnie, what are "texes"?? :tongue:

Don't mess with him.

[realmenhatelife]

Exactly. I'm five minutes away and it'll take you that long to get downstairs.

And k is fine; sensitive bitches.

Thats fine in a text but one word email responses drive me up the fucking wall.

[Rhah]

Ok, this bit has really run its course like 15 minutes ago.

[jennysmurf]

My friend has started sending me those e-cards as texts. I hate it. Just post them on facebook so that I can ignore them more easily.

[disneyspy]

My friend has started sending me those e-cards as texts. I hate it. Just post them on facebook so that I can ignore them more easily.

k

[realmenhatelife]

Did I say something? I got a sailor edit.






When you tell a girl you haven't talked to your mom in a few weeks she looks at you like you just drop kicked a puppy.

[sailor]

Thats fine in a text but one word email responses drive me up the fucking wall.

I use KK, myself, to mock my sisters-in-law.

[jennysmurf]

k

Now I'm not sending you that new picture.

[Rhah]

STFU bitch, you are just crazy and interpreting text messages completely wrong like a crazy woman. This is exactly why men and women can't communicate in a normal way when talking either. They read things differently cause they are insane.

[realmenhatelife]

My friend has started sending me those e-cards as texts. I hate it. Just post them on facebook so that I can ignore them more easily.

You women go bananas for those e cards, especially those slightly edgier ones with the 50s housewife line art.

[jennysmurf]

Did I say something? I got a sailor edit.






When you tell a girl you haven't talked to your mom in a few weeks she looks at you like you just drop kicked a puppy.


That's not the only time they look at you like that is it?

[disneyspy]

STFU bitch, you are just crazy and interpreting text messages completely wrong like a crazy woman. This is exactly why men and women can't communicate in a normal way when talking either. They read things differently cause they are insane.

thats no way to talk to smurf

[sailor]

Did I say something? I got a sailor edit.




When you tell a girl you haven't talked to your mom in a few weeks she looks at you like you just drop kicked a puppy.

I edited what I'd written, not what you wrote. From the phone there's no spot to put an edit reason.

[jennysmurf]

You women go bananas for those e cards, especially those slightly edgier ones with the 50s housewife line art.

If I had your cell number, I would send them to you non-stop now. Anybody wanna hook me up for the sake of revenge?

[jennysmurf]

thats no way to talk to smurf

He was talking to you. You do talk like a crazy woman.

[realmenhatelife]

That's not the only time they look at you like that is it?

Girls like me.

If I had your cell number, I would send them to you non-stop now. Anybody wanna hook me up for the sake of revenge?

You dont want my number, I'll work my mojo on you.

[Rhah]

Hehe, I am talking to the deeper voice intern girl who is entirely too sure of herself. She needs to be knocked down a few rungs. I am guessing a lot of NY girls think they know everything though.

[disneyspy]

He was talking to you. You do talk like a crazy woman.

if you say so,sweet cheeks

[LeedsJr]

who is this hyena character their talking about? incubus? never heard of em

is this the billy staples that just posted their talking about right now?

If you own a radio, you must have heard this song...

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Not one of my favorites by them, but we're going because my kids are Linkin Park fans, anyway.

[jennysmurf]

Girls like me.



You dont want my number, I'll work my mojo on you.

You already have, big boy.:wub:

[realmenhatelife]

My dad was the head of this tunnel construction project and he's buddies with the guy who was paying for it, who is this rich as dude. The rich guy hired a photographer for the unveiling and made him pretend my dad was famous just to bust his balls.

[disneyspy]

If you own a radio, you must have heard this song...

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Not one of my favorites by them, but we're going because my kids are Linkin Park fans, anyway.

i was trying to mess with staples,he's the hyena at the start of this video

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[LeedsJr]

i was trying to mess with staples,he's the hyena at the start of this video



D'oh! I had no idea. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

http://l.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/michael-phelps-louis-vuitton-ad-campaign-1.jpeg

It's the look on his face. Rawwwwrrrrr.....I need a cigarette after this.

[realmenhatelife]

http://l.yimg.com/os/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/michael-phelps-louis-vuitton-ad-campaign-1.jpeg

It's the look on his face. Rawwwwrrrrr.....I need a cigarette after this.

He looks confused. And he's got a big handbag like my grandma when she goes to the casino and plays the nickel slots.

[LeedsJr]

Sam has a lot of guy friends who are willing to put up with that voice without trying to sleep with her??

Not buying it.:happy:

[jennysmurf]

That sexy pic killed the thread. Luckily, it will only be killed for 3-5 minutes.:happy:

[jennysmurf]

He looks confused. And he's got a big handbag like my grandma when she goes to the casino and plays the nickel slots.

I see no confusion, I see "come at me, babe."

[LeedsJr]

I see no confusion, I see "come at me, babe."

Does he really need the goggles in the bathtub? :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

Does he really need the goggles in the bathtub? :tongue:

If he plans on going under.....

[realmenhatelife]

I keep seeing "Big Bang Star Hurt" over and over, I would've opened it earlier than this if I knew it was hot ass Mayim Bialik. I thought it was one of those other jobbers.

[Rhah]

And I am sure she lets those guys do a ton of favors for her... and they are all together make one meta-zoid boyfriend for her. Just none of them get any of the sex from her :(

[disneyspy]

Does he really need the goggles in the bathtub? :tongue:

and who the fuck wears a speedo when taking a bath? get comfy in there and scrub that ass!

[realmenhatelife]

I see no confusion, I see "come at me, babe."

Ew, you girls.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm kindof bothered that they haven't done the pussy riot story with how free speech they are.

[Rhah]

Even if Phelps has a hot bod, how can you stand his huck hayseed face and dumb voice?

[LeedsJr]

I'm kindof bothered that they haven't done the pussy riot story with how free speech they are.

Well, it didn't happen here. Our constitution doesn't cover it.

[disneyspy]

doesnt seem like a pussy riot would be much of a story,it'd be like WE'RE GOING TO RIOT! and then going aww fuck it we might get in trouble

[jennysmurf]

Even if Phelps has a hot bod, how can you stand his huck hayseed face and dumb voice?

Normally, his face bothers me, but in that pic, she made the most of it. She's a talented photographer.

[realmenhatelife]

Well, it didn't happen here. Our constitution doesn't cover it.

It's still an international story of note. Obviously you cant have the conversation about the legallity of it in America, but it's worth talking about to me. Religion creeping into government, a country with a history of silencing dissent, art and politics etc.

[disneyspy]

we had an albino baby skunk at my golf corse that was the cutest little thing ive ever seen,i think a cayote got it cuz i havent seen it since sunday

[jennysmurf]

we had an albino baby skunk at my golf corse that was the cutest little thing ive ever seen,i think a cayote got it cuz i havent seen it since sunday

You're pale and stinky, are you sure it wasn't you?

[disneyspy]

You're pale and stinky, are you sure it wasn't you?

i'm tan

[realmenhatelife]

There are coyotes in Michigan?

[A.J.]

There are millions of other species on Earth. Only human arrogance would assume "earthlings" means "man".

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_o0F_UCa6mo/T1y_b8NVIQI/AAAAAAAAAq4/PJhacBuy91w/s1600/taipei-star-trek.gif

[disneyspy]

There are coyotes in Michigan?

and wolves,cougars,wolverines and bears



SHARK!!

[jennysmurf]

i'm tan

And stinky?

[disneyspy]

There are millions of other species on Earth. Only human arrogance would assume "earthlings" means "man".

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_o0F_UCa6mo/T1y_b8NVIQI/AAAAAAAAAq4/PJhacBuy91w/s1600/taipei-star-trek.gif

IS SMURF AN EARTHLING?

[disneyspy]

And stinky?

wanna smell my finger?

[realmenhatelife]

I'd also like to point out how little these commedians that get so worked up when someone boycotts or even expresses outrage when one of them says something have said about people actually getting put in jail for doing their art. They dont give a shit about free speech, they just dont like being told they arent geniuses.

[jennysmurf]

IS SMURF AN EARTHLING?

I'm the important Earthling.

[disneyspy]

I'm the important Earthling.

you're a man? bummer

[LeedsJr]

I'd also like to point out how little these commedians that get so worked up when someone boycotts or even expresses outrage when one of them says something have said about people actually getting put in jail for doing their art. They dont give a shit about free speech, they just dont like being told they arent geniuses.

I don't disagree with your point, I just disagree with your reference to free speech.

That is a right given to United States citizens by the United States constitution. It has no bearing on how the Russian government treats Russian citizens.

[disneyspy]

you know why talk is cheap? because we have free speech

[Rhah]

Wrong you do NOT catch him every time.

[LeedsJr]

Pepper: "A dog or cat doesn't have logic, it can't tell right from wrong."

Um, Pepper, that's morality, not logic. :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

Wrong you do NOT catch him every time.

Ron would have done well under Big Brother.

We just caught Shark, therefore we always catch Shark. :tongue:

[Recyclerz]

Pepper: "A dog or cat doesn't have logic, it can't tell right from wrong."

Um, Pepper, that's morality, not logic. :tongue:

Plus it sounded like a veiled attempt to keep Fez off the list

[realmenhatelife]

I don't disagree with your point, I just disagree with your reference to free speech.

That is a right given to United States citizens by the United States constitution. It has no bearing on how the Russian government treats Russian citizens.

Free Speech is an inalienable civil right of all people everywhere. We also routinely interject ourselves into the affairs of other countries, typically they arent as big as China and Russia so we feel a little stronger about doing it.


But if Jim Norton got bagged up in Canada for making insensitive jokes, which is something that can actually happen because they have hate speech laws up there, do you think anyone would say "well you know, canadian law, not our country, should've known better."

[LeedsJr]

Oh, god, this is awful. :tongue:

[disneyspy]

Oh, god, this is awful. :tongue:

i so glad this is this class of interns last day

[realmenhatelife]

The matthew Macwhateveryouspell it clips are so funny.

[disneyspy]

if you cant say something nice you shouldnt say anything at all

this is the interns last day,nice

[jennysmurf]

if you cant say something nice you shouldnt say anything at all

this is the interns last day,nice

You're never nice to me.

[disneyspy]

You're never nice to me.

nice

[disneyspy]

i imagine this adam and eve chick talks just like jennysmurf,i'd smurf her so smurf she'd smurfin smurf it

[jennysmurf]

i imagine this adam and eve chick talks just like jennysmurf,i'd smurf her so smurf she'd smurfin smurf it

I hate you so much!:happy:

[realmenhatelife]

The guy who played Julius Cesar in Rome is playing Mance Rayder in GoT.

[sailor]

There are millions of other species on Earth. Only human arrogance would assume "earthlings" means "man".

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_o0F_UCa6mo/T1y_b8NVIQI/AAAAAAAAAq4/PJhacBuy91w/s1600/taipei-star-trek.gif

Only humans are intelligent enough to even contemplate the concept.

[jennysmurf]

Goodbye my listening thread buddays! I'll be on vacation next week, so I won't be able to hang with you. I'll miss you all, except DS, he's a jerk.:bye:

[disneyspy]

Goodbye my listening thread buddays! I'll be on vacation next week, so I won't be able to hang with you. I'll miss you all, except DS, he's a jerk.:bye:

fare thee well my love

[Rhah]

Audi 5000. Have a good weekend everyone.

[Dell]

wats ups buddays...:bye:

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