Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/27/12 - Awful Waffle

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Vacations are done, lets get to werk.

[realmenhatelife]

It's just me and Devo in here.

[CountryBob]

Just noticed that Johnny Corndog (last heard on RandF) is Playing down here in my town in two weeks

[realmenhatelife]

Just noticed that Johnny Corndog (last heard on RandF) is Playing down here in my town in two weeks

I think he'd be worth seeing. I liked his songs.

[CountryBob]

Thank god we got Frankie - the pizza and Chinese food industry should send him royaltys

[LeedsJr]

Frankie McDonald makes me laugh. And crave pizza and Chinese food. :smile:

[fezident]

Frankie's theme song really should be "Relax" by FGTH.

[CountryBob]

So Fez ran with the stick on Friday?

[LeedsJr]

Pepper as a medicine man: "We're out of medicine. I took it all." :laugh:

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

Frankie's delivery reminds me of the McKenzie brothers...or, at least one of them

[Dell]

So Fez ran with the stick on Friday?

shoved that stick to the wall...great, great radio while spending the day on the road moving my daughter back to Virginia Tech

:huh:

[LeedsJr]

Aw, I missed Fez doing a show all on his own? Darn it! :dry:

[Rhah]

shoved that stick to the wall...great, great radio while spending the day on the road moving my daughter back to Virginia Tech

:huh:

Good one :)

Great radio cause it was a Best of... Fez dumped a shit in the shitter and didn't bother to show up to work.

Any excuse yet today from him?

[LeedsJr]

I don't necessarily agree that more training would make the cops better shots when someone is pointing a gun or shooting at them.

As the great Gene Hackman once said, "That'll plum rattle some folks."

[LeedsJr]

Good one :)

Great radio cause it was a Best of... Fez dumped a shit in the shitter and didn't bother to show up to work.

Any excuse yet today from him?

No. I doubt it was ever really a plan for him to do the show Friday, it was just a bit.

[Dell]

a tractor trailer burned on 81 Friday and it took 7 hours to make a 4 hour trip...while I didn't strongly believe Fez would do the show, hope did overpower my skepticism and I sat (literally) disappointed in traffic

luckily, it only took 4 hours to make it back and there are other stations...

[CountryBob]

Damn - I was hoping the fez really did it

[realmenhatelife]

Shit, stole a stapler and it doesn't work.

[Dell]

"mafia life .com got it's 10th member"...:laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Shit, stole a stapler and it doesn't work.

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[CountryBob]

Who's the daddy?

[Dell]

"I hope Neil Armstrong doesn't believe in reincarnation"...:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Snooki gives birth, sells him to MTV for The Truman Show

[sailor]

"Got" is a verb. Just saying.

[Dell]

"Got" is a verb. Just saying.

missed it...who said it was not?

[sailor]

missed it...who said it was not?

Some caller had a headline "snot (something) got tot." Ron said he didn't know why they didn't want to use a verb in there.

[deliciousV]

somebody put "Davey Mac no longer the least responsible parent in NJ" on the IBang ,made me laugh

[disneyspy]

the first thing she bought was a brest pump

[realmenhatelife]

See, I really object to the way social media is used to report news. Ron just indicated that there may be a shooting rampage going on in a baltimore school. If he had taken two seconds to look into it he could've found the full story, that one student shot another and is now in custody.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/08/27/shooting-reported-in-perry-hall-high-schools-cafeteria/?hpt=hp_t3

[realmenhatelife]

The yahoo fantasy football app is really good in this our fantasy football season.

[disneyspy]

The yahoo fantasy football app is really good in this our fantasy football season.

my phone is dumb

[realmenhatelife]

I mail my taxes, that's about it.

[disneyspy]

mail your taxes? damn i havent done that since i invented the internet 4 years ago


the only reason i have a check book and/or stamps is to mail my rent

[realmenhatelife]

I still have a straw broom, it works really well. It gets the dust bunnies and is good on an area rug.

[disneyspy]

the clicking of a rotary phone when dialing

[LeedsJr]

I'm willing to bet there are still people who use road maps.

[realmenhatelife]

If you have an iphone you're better off with the road map. Oh shit son.

[deliciousV]

mail your taxes? damn i havent done that since i invented the internet 4 years ago


the only reason i have a check book and/or stamps is to mail my rent

even when you do your taxes online, don't they require you to send a hard copy within a certain amount of time? I know we always had to in the past, but we were running a business and had a lot of schedules.

[LeedsJr]

None of Fez's list makes sense. :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

Fuck that Purell, I hate it. I've just gotten back into bar soap in the shower.

[LeedsJr]

even when you do your taxes online, don't they require you to send a hard copy within a certain amount of time? I know we always had to in the past, but we were running a business and had a lot of schedules.

No. I haven't mailed a tax form in almost a decade.

[deliciousV]

No. I haven't mailed a tax form in almost a decade.

weird, my wife handles our taxes, I know for a fact she files online using TurboTax every year, but I also remember her making me sign a hard copy every year.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe Penny Stock Trader will be on the must have aps.

[disneyspy]

even when you do your taxes online, don't they require you to send a hard copy within a certain amount of time? I know we always had to in the past, but we were running a business and had a lot of schedules.

i dont think theyve required me to do that in the last 3 years

of course i do the 1040 EZ so...

[Dell]

the clicking of a rotary phone when dialing

please tell us of what you speak, grandpa...rotary phone?

[disneyspy]

Fuck that Purell, I hate it. I've just gotten back into bar soap in the shower.

i just found the LEVER shower soap,so f'n happy

[Dell]

weird, my wife handles our taxes, I know for a fact she files online using TurboTax every year, but I also remember her making me sign a hard copy every year.

are you sure those are tax forms you are signing?..

[disneyspy]

please tell us of what you speak, grandpa...rotary phone?

oh please,you're so old when you made a call to get a date with your high school sweetie you'd tell the operator to connect you to mayberry 6969

[disneyspy]

are you sure those are tax forms you are signing?..

:lol:

[A.J.]

Maybe Penny Stock Trader will be on the must have aps.

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[A.J.]

Ron and Frez Show?

[Dell]

Ron and Frez show...this guy has my attention

[Rhah]

See, I really object to the way social media is used to report news. Ron just indicated that there may be a shooting rampage going on in a baltimore school. If he had taken two seconds to look into it he could've found the full story, that one student shot another and is now in custody.

http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2012/08/27/shooting-reported-in-perry-hall-high-schools-cafeteria/?hpt=hp_t3

Agree. He probably got it from some terrible Ibanger's twitter.

[disneyspy]

Ron and Frez Show?

you try talking when you're all fucked up!

[cougarjake13]

waffles are indeed awful

[LeedsJr]

Damnit.

I was just about to stroll over to the pub for a nice, leisurely lunch when the ass fell out of the sky. :down:

Who's this hump?

[deliciousV]

are you sure those are tax forms you are signing?..

I havn't been sure of anything since 2001

[Dell]

how well do hotcakes sell?..those restaurants seem to have a hard time selling a lot of them

[disneyspy]

how well do hotcakes sell?..those restaurants seem to have a hard time selling a lot of them

we have a FLAP JACK SHACK thats always busy in the summertime

[LeedsJr]

Where is this guy that he's freezing? It's August.

[Dell]

how is this guy freezing at night...it's 80 degrees in most places and he sounds full of antifreeze

[deliciousV]

"I deserve what any other artist would deserve" , to have Hicks pirate his shit.

[disneyspy]

"I deserve what any other artist would deserve" , to have Hicks pirate his shit.

HA!

[Dell]

the music industry sucks, man...this hit song co-writer is IN A TENT!

[A.J.]

I blame this man for this caller's troubles.

http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/the-sopranos/character/hesh-rabkin-1024.jpg

[disneyspy]

i like his song I'M A LOONEY BUM

[LeedsJr]

So, this guy is living in a tent with a phone, internet connection, and satellite radio?

[LeedsJr]

Where's Frez?

[realmenhatelife]

i just found the LEVER shower soap,so f'n happy

Lever 2000? I guess you didn't have a tv in the 90s, huh.



I used Pine Tar soap and it was really nice. I just got some neem oil shit

[LeedsJr]

:wallbash:

[Dell]

I blame this man for this caller's troubles.

http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/the-sopranos/character/hesh-rabkin-1024.jpg

since you bring it up (a little bit of a reach here)...did Tony have Hesh's girlfriend killed or did she just die?

[deliciousV]

they really should have asked this guy what name his stolen music was released under, a band name, a web site. I really want to hear 7 mil worth of music.

[realmenhatelife]

Hicks would've been a perfect match for the girl on intervention last week. He could listen to her poetry, they could drink listerine together...

[deliciousV]

Lever 2000? I guess you didn't have a tv in the 90s, huh.



I used Pine Tar soap and it was really nice. I just got some neem oil shit

maybe you girls should start selling Avon, or go to a bed bath and beyond

[disneyspy]

Lever 2000? I guess you didn't have a tv in the 90s, huh.



I used Pine Tar soap and it was really nice. I just got some neem oil shit

never saw it in non bar soap til last week

i got in on the first page of eliminator

[Dell]

maybe you girls should start selling Avon, or go to a bed bath and beyond

hell yes...lye soap for real men (promotes that tanned leather look)

[A.J.]

since you bring it up (a little bit of a reach here)...did Tony have Hesh's girlfriend killed or did she just die?

Heart attack or seizure or some such thing.

[Dell]

what does he mean by "banning" the phone...making it illegal to use?

[LeedsJr]

Move The Fucking Wrapper Away From The Mic!!!

[realmenhatelife]

That is completely wrong, when you adjust for unflation apple does not touch IBM in the 60s.

[Dell]

Move The Fucking Wrapper Away From The Mic!!!

that's just a made up problem you have...like not liking food smacking in your ear

man up!

[LeedsJr]

what does he mean by "banning" the phone...making it illegal to use?

I don't think so. I think it would just be a ban on future sales.

[Dell]

That is completely wrong, when you adjust for unflation apple does not touch IBM in the 60s.

how about microsoft in the 90's?..that's got to be close when adjusted for inflation

[LeedsJr]

that's just a made up problem you have...like not liking food smacking in your ear

man up!

I know, I know.

I've tried to ignore it for a while now, but that went on for so long he almost had to be doing it on purpose.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't think so. I think it would just be a ban on future sales.

They might have to do a software update that disables some of the offending software.

[realmenhatelife]

how about microsoft in the 90's?..that's got to be close when adjusted for inflation

The article I read on this the other week only brought up IBM.

[deliciousV]

TV show tracker is an IPhone app, how does Hicks have it on his illegal, patent infringing, phone?

[Dell]

with Fez not announcing being locked up, I'm finding it a little weird not hearing him talk or at least, snipe...I thought I was used to his silence, but it feels really weird right now

[disneyspy]

with Fez not announcing being locked up, I'm finding it a little weird not hearing him talk or at least, snipe...I thought I was used to his silence, but it feels really weird right now

are you saying you cant tell when fez isnt talking when he's not talking?

[Dell]

are you saying you cant tell when fez isnt talking when he's not talking?

um, yes...:huh:

[LeedsJr]

Hoo-boy.

Fez is really going off the deep end again.

:wacko:

[deliciousV]

with Fez not announcing being locked up, I'm finding it a little weird not hearing him talk or at least, snipe...I thought I was used to his silence, but it feels really weird right now

happy now?

[Dell]

wow...Fez has to really stretch to make this anti gay

I know plenty British and otherwise effeminate guys that are not gay...

[Dell]

happy now?

HA...still feeling weird but for a different reason now

[LeedsJr]

Wait a minute. Frazier, Niles, and British guys aren't gay? :laugh:

[deliciousV]

wow...Fez has to really stretch to make this anti gay

I know plenty British and otherwise effeminate guys that are not gay...

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[LeedsJr]

This is being recorded, right? For the committal hearing?

Concrete evidence of paranoid schizoprenia.

[Warren Peace]

I'm cracking up at Fez embellishing his voice to sound "gay"

[disneyspy]

I'm cracking up at Fez embellishing his voice to sound "gay"

i wish they'd isolate the "la la i'm gay" and add it to soundboard fez

[LeedsJr]

I'm cracking up at Fez embellishing his voice to sound "gay"

Yeah, remember when he used to do that as half the show? :down:

[LeedsJr]

i wish they'd isolate the "la la i'm gay" and add it to soundboard fez

I miss soundboard Fez. :down:

[Warren Peace]

He should have said flags instead of penalties. Oh...wait. :wallbash:

[Dell]

I try to only watch commercials during the superbowl...maybe I'm just out of practice cause I'm not getting Fez's argument at all


IT'S A WORK...

[disneyspy]

that guy should be sent to the penistentiary

[deliciousV]

Fez makes me want to commit a hate crime.

[LeedsJr]

If the guy's hair was a little redder, I would have thought it was Dave.

[disneyspy]

Fez makes me want to commit a hate crime.

anal rape?

i'm sure all you'd have to do is buy him dinner

[LeedsJr]

anal rape?

i'm sure all you'd have to do is buy him dinner

And put on a Russian military uniform...

[Dell]

And put on a Russian military uniform...

and regrow your foreskin...

[deliciousV]

sounds like a lot of work, matbe I'll just kick him in the shin.

[LeedsJr]

So, is Fez done for the day?

[deliciousV]

So, is Fez done for the day?

forced false outrage and paranoia only goes so far

[Dell]

So, is Fez done for the day?

it's Frez...and, maybe

(did anybody else google Captain Poetry...don't think it's the same guy)

[disneyspy]

it's Frez...and, maybe

(did anybody else google Captain Poetry...don't think it's the same guy)

ya i did,sad to say

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal!

Everybody drink! :drunk:

[deliciousV]

it's Frez...and, maybe

(did anybody else google Captain Poetry...don't think it's the same guy)

I did too, be ironic if he won a 7 mil settlement, then got sued by the real Captain for using his name.

[LeedsJr]

it's Frez...and, maybe

(did anybody else google Captain Poetry...don't think it's the same guy)

ya i did,sad to say

I googled Captain Poetry Music. No complete matches. That guy might not have been telling the truth! :blink:

[disneyspy]

ron's friend in texas was his old partner ron diaz in lubbock who broke bon jovi

[LeedsJr]

ron's friend in texas was his old partner ron diaz in lubbock who broke bon jovi

Bon Jovi was from Lubbock, Texas? :huh:

[disneyspy]

Bon Jovi was from Lubbock, Texas? :huh:

silly question,no bon jovi always gave diaz credit for playing his album when no one else would

[LeedsJr]

silly question,no bon jovi always gave diaz credit for playing his album when no one else would

Just joking.

True story: My son goes to the high school Bon Jovi graduated from. He had the same freshman English teacher. The teacher told a story that Bon Jovi told him he was going to be a rock star, and the English teacher responded, "Yeah, good luck with that."

[A.J.]

Just joking.

True story: My son goes to the high school Bon Jovi graduated from. He had the same freshman English teacher. The teacher told a story that Bon Jovi told him he was going to be a rock star, and the English teacher responded, "Yeah, good luck with that."

And the teacher was right.

[disneyspy]

i gooogled "bon jovi ron diaz" and went to the ynf website and clicked on frez's homepage,it sent me to ronfez.net

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=5111

[deliciousV]

i gooogled "bon jovi ron diaz" and went to the ynf website and clicked on frez's homepage,it sent me to ronfez.net



according to Wiki your whole premise is bullshit, it says that a New York station, WAPP, included Runaway on a local band compilation record, and from that they got AirPlay, starting in New York, then picked up by other majot markets, Mercury signed them after that.

[Dell]

according to Wiki your whole premise is bullshit, it says that a New York station, WAPP, included Runaway on a local band compilation record, and from that they got AirPlay, starting in New York, then picked up by other majot markets, Mercury signed them after that.

reality always gets in the way of a good story...I'm gonna hide my cornflakes from you!

[disneyspy]

according to Wiki your whole premise is bullshit, it says that a New York station, WAPP, included Runaway on a local band compilation record, and from that they got AirPlay, starting in New York, then picked up by other majot markets, Mercury signed them after that.

you do know that wiki is bullshit right? its just people writing what they want to be true not the actual facts in most cases and anyone can add content,i remember bon jovi being on ron and ron alot in the early 90s and always giving ron diaz credit

if you look at ron and fez's wiki page you see people that didnt add anything to the show with mentions like curtain boy and giant brian and others like me and larry the cable guy with none

[LeedsJr]

you do know that wiki is bullshit right? its just people writing what they want to be true not the actual facts in most cases and anyone can add content,i remember bon jovi being on ron and ron alot in the early 90s and always giving ron diaz credit

if you look at ron and fez's wiki page you see people that didnt add anything to the show with mentions like curtain boy and giant brian and others like me and larry the cable guy with none

So, Wiki is bullshit because you're not mentioned on the Ron and Fez page?

Geez, get over yourself... :laugh:

[disneyspy]

So, Wiki is bullshit because you're not mentioned on the Ron and Fez page?

Geez, get over yourself... :laugh:

i knew i shouldnt have typed that but i did anyway,i just don't trust any wiki info when i can research things on mine own

[Dell]

http://www.tshirtlaundry.com/assets/images/photos/LemonParty4-19-2011-2.jpg

[deliciousV]

you do know that wiki is bullshit right? its just people writing what they want to be true not the actual facts in most cases and anyone can add content,i remember bon jovi being on ron and ron alot in the early 90s and always giving ron diaz credit

if you look at ron and fez's wiki page you see people that didnt add anything to the show with mentions like curtain boy and giant brian and others like me and larry the cable guy with none

I know Wiki can't always be trusted, I also know that it is common practice for an artish guesting on a radio show to kiss ass for more airtime.

from Biography.com


'In 1980, Jon recorded his first single, Runaway, at his cousin's studio, with back-up by studio musicians. A local radio station included the song on a compilation tape, and it began to get frequent airplay. The success of Runaway got Jon noticed, and he realized that he'd need more than session players if he wanted to capitalize on his success."

[realmenhatelife]

The hilariousness of a guy insisting that you're an asshole for not liking New York by starting out explaining that he was born and raised there. If any other homer did this shit they would get laughed at.


Lil Wayne you dont like Decatur? I was born and raised in Decatur and I say fuck you.

[deliciousV]

i knew i shouldnt have typed that but i did anyway,i just don't trust any wiki info when i can research things on mine own

while I was typing you actually used the phrase "me and Larry the Cableguy" ! :lol::lol:

[disneyspy]

I know Wiki can't always be trusted, I also know that it is common practice for an artish guesting on a radio show to kiss ass for more airtime.

from Biography.com


'In 1980, Jon recorded his first single, Runaway, at his cousin's studio, with back-up by studio musicians. A local radio station included the song on a compilation tape, and it began to get frequent airplay. The success of Runaway got Jon noticed, and he realized that he'd need more than session players if he wanted to capitalize on his success."

i find that more believable,just brush me off as a crazy old man that doesnt believe everything he sees on the internet and will take an artists word over an internet authors

[disneyspy]

while I was typing you actually used the phrase "me and Larry the Cableguy" ! :lol::lol:

ya i'm just crazy,pay me no mind,i have no proof of anything maybe i'll start adding content to wiki

[deliciousV]

ya i'm just crazy,pay me no mind,i have no proof of anything maybe i'll start adding content to wiki

if you combine your story and the wiki one, you could see a scenario where after the New York success, Diaz was one of the first to start playing them in another market, before they were signed. That would put him on a short list of dj's playing the song in major markets in Bon Jovi's mind. So, both could be true, and you could still be crazy.

[LeedsJr]

Speaking of drinks, it's not raining any more...

Later, buddays... :drunk:

[disneyspy]

i'm glad i got pissed and started googling old shit,found old article that cracked me up,check out the 3rd letter to the ed http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1996-01-05/entertainment/9601040376_1_radio-waves-wjrr-don-imus

[Warren Peace]

you do know that wiki is bullshit right? its just people writing what they want to be true not the actual facts in most cases and anyone can add content,i remember bon jovi being on ron and ron alot in the early 90s and always giving ron diaz credit

if you look at ron and fez's wiki page you see people that didnt add anything to the show with mentions like curtain boy and giant brian and others like me and larry the cable guy with none

surely you've heard the drop "Bon Jovi fan since Day 1"

[Dell]

Speaking of drinks, it's not raining any more...

Later, buddays... :drunk:

I'm working from my "home" base for the first time in more than three weeks...I plan to close our base bar (Afterburners) down tonight!

:drunk:

[disneyspy]

I'm working from my "home" base for the first time in more than three weeks...I plan to close our base bar (Afterburners) down tonight!

:drunk:

DONT BUZZ THE TOWER!!

[Rhah]

For actual important stuff like most history type things or definitions, Wiki is fine and those pages are visited enough by enough people that they get vetted over time by peers and experts. Ron and Fez doesn't fall into any category considered important. I believe if you find something wrong you can submit an edit you feel is warranted.

[CountryBob]

I'm going into an appeal by an ex employee that was turned down for unemPloyment $$. Fun times

[Dell]

DONT BUZZ THE TOWER!!

You can be my wingman any time, Maverickspy...

[disneyspy]

I'm going into an appeal by an ex employee that was turned down for unemPloyment $$. Fun times

i watched the race yesterday,bristol looks like a cool place to live,just friggin beutiful when the sun is setting in the smokey mountains

[Dell]

i watched the race yesterday,bristol looks like a cool place to live,just friggin beutiful when the sun is setting in the smokey mountains

my parents are selling their Black Mountain house...interested?

later buddays...:bye:

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,BEST BUY has a 39' 1080p lcd tv on sale for 279 that is calling me,have a good one

C'YA!!

[disneyspy]

my parents are selling their Black Mountain house...interested?

later buddays...:bye:

you know i'm broke 11 months out of the year!

[deliciousV]

i'm glad i got pissed and started googling old shit,found old article that cracked me up,check out the 3rd letter to the ed http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/1996-01-05/entertainment/9601040376_1_radio-waves-wjrr-don-imus

and by "old shit" you mean you googled yourself

[Ron Diaz]

Ron Bennington is a hack
disneyspy doesn't know dick