Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/28/12 - The Garage Job

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Sounds like I'm gonna be swamped for the next week.

[realmenhatelife]

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twofer

[disneyspy]

buddays! stoopid after show is still on? well that blows

[jimmyolsenblues]

Now that they said that o&a is out for the rest of the week, do we know if Ron and Fez will be on till friday or are they out early?
Thanks

[disneyspy]

beats me jimmy,beats me

[LeedsJr]

Now that they said that o&a is out for the rest of the week, do we know if Ron and Fez will be on till friday or are they out early?
Thanks

Please tell me that O and A being out means we will no longer be subjected to the Danny aftershow.

Buddays!

[jimmyolsenblues]

beats me jimmy,beats me

Ladies and Gentleman that is why disneyspy is always nice and informative.
+rep

[disneyspy]

i'm a nice guy from a nice family

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

prolonged hangover, so please post softly...

[disneyspy]

theres a fucking mitt romney commercial every fucking commercial break on local tv here

and its so fake,it shows romney destroying president obama in a debate,forget hes not even the rep candidate yet,its just so fucking stupid i wont vote for him

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

prolonged hangover, so please post softly...

moanin dell!!!!!

[disneyspy]

90s alt rock was pretty good tho

[disneyspy]

in my other football league the draft was last sunday and i thought it was this sunday,my team name is disney's cowboys and i dont have a single cowboy on it and cant change the name,ooof

[disneyspy]

seems alittle slow here today

what the hell are we listening to?

and i'm coming close to 7IAR someone stop me!

[LeedsJr]

seems alittle slow here today

what the hell are we listening to?

and i'm coming close to 7IAR someone stop me!

Okay. :smile:

[disneyspy]

i was a horrible drug dealer,when i got down to a few oz. i'd pretend like i was out but would get my friends high for free even tho they wanted to buy some

[disneyspy]

Your live online draft is set for Sun Sep 2 2:30pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ], which is 5 days, 2 hours, and 57 minutes from now. Please arrive at least 10 minutes early since your draft will start promptly at the assigned time.

[LeedsJr]

So, is Fez still in the studio?

I haven't heard him since Ron shut down his gay topic.

[disneyspy]

we have 10 teams,i was going to lock it at 10 but fez may join so smurf or somebudday else has a chance to get in but it wont go over 12,that worked perfectly last year,speak now or forever be a pussy

[Warren Peace]

The Advice Show with Ron Bennington

[realmenhatelife]

i was a horrible drug dealer,when i got down to a few oz. i'd pretend like i was out but would get my friends high for free even tho they wanted to buy some

You arent gonna make any money like that.



These conversations usually turn into "It's the systems fault for busting people."

[disneyspy]

the people that dont go back to prison are the ones that can see how boring prison is,the ones that get institutionalized and just accept it are the ones that go back

[LeedsJr]

Zzzzzzzzzzzz :sleep:

[realmenhatelife]

You dont teach sales sales, but you teach kids how to communicate clearly.

[Dell]

we have 10 teams,i was going to lock it at 10 but fez may join so smurf or somebudday else has a chance to get in but it wont go over 12,that worked perfectly last year,speak now or forever be a pussy

you said pussy...hehehehe

[realmenhatelife]

And Ron is a little off here but he's never worked in a non media corporation. VPs come up through their fields, especially tech guys.

[Dell]

did I come back to another infomercial...:blink:

[disneyspy]

you said pussy...hehehehe

crank poster crank poster!!

[Dell]

all kidding aside...what are they talking about?

legalizing drugs?

[disneyspy]

all kidding aside...what are they talking about?

legalizing drugs?

there was a quick question of have you ever dealt drugs on the ibang that got alot of responses so i guess they decided to run with it

[LeedsJr]

all kidding aside...what are they talking about?

legalizing drugs?

No, talking about illegal drug dealing because someone made a documentary about it.

And your dead-on about all kidding aside. :dry:

[Dell]

dialed 1 866 ron 0 frez and got a recording that the business I was calling didn't want to connect my call...that's profiling and profiling is wrong

[disneyspy]

dialed 1 866 ron 0 frez and got a recording that the business I was calling didn't want to connect my call...that's profiling and profiling is wrong

gay bashers should be fined

[Dell]

gay bashers should be fined

HEY!..rude and rude

[realmenhatelife]

There is nothing worse for a meandering call than an ex regular. Ron likes them so he wont just hang up or hurry them up.

[realmenhatelife]

haaaaang uppppp onnnnn herrrrrr

[disneyspy]

There is nothing worse for a meandering call than an ex regular. Ron likes them so he wont just hang up or hurry them up.

HEY!! rude and rude

[Warren Peace]

I've heard this show before....it's on AMC

[realmenhatelife]

Do you think the mystery guest is ESD or Billy Staples?

[LeedsJr]

There is nothing worse for a meandering call than an ex regular. Ron likes them so he wont just hang up or hurry them up.

Every call for the past hour was like that. That segment was awful.

[Dell]

Do you think the mystery guest is ESD or Billy Staples?

please be ESD...Staples only bit now is telling the producers how they should be doing their job

[Dell]

Every call for the past hour was like that. That segment was awful.

I have meetings starting at 1:00...wish they would have pushed this segment to later in the show

be more funny :homer:

[realmenhatelife]

HEY!! rude and rude

I know but cmon. Send him an email if you want to chit chat, there's a whole country of people listening to this.

I used to feel bad because I know Death Metal Moe was like a guy that people liked but when he would call I would just be screaming in my head "get to it, just get to it"

[deliciousV]

Do you think the mystery guest is ESD or Billy Staples?

he called them "public enemy #1" and indicated it was hard to get them in, Dave still does a show, so not him, and Staples has been there before, so I doubt it's him too.

[realmenhatelife]

As an Eagles fan who had a season of Mike Vick backing up McNabb, THE WILDCAT IS A LIE

[disneyspy]

he called them "public enemy #1" and indicated it was hard to get them in, Dave still does a show, so not him, and Staples has been there before, so I doubt it's him too.

has to be black earl

[LeedsJr]

has to be black earl

Oh please no.

[disneyspy]

700 to 800% from nothing isnt much

[Dell]

he called them "public enemy #1" and indicated it was hard to get them in, Dave still does a show, so not him, and Staples has been there before, so I doubt it's him too.

I was going to guess HTG...but you said she lives under Ron's studio desk

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, maybe it's UCB Fred.

[deliciousV]

it's gonna be Slayton, after his last visit he earned the public enemy title

[sailor]

Ucb fred? Nothing against the kid, but that's a letdown.

[deliciousV]

Hey, maybe it's UCB Fred.

good call! And brought in with a little Rodney Carrington

[Dell]

YES!

UCB Fred Fan Club Member #1...hope they finally tell why he had to go away

[realmenhatelife]

YES!

UCB Fred Fan Club Member #1...hope they finally tell why he had to go away

Yeah I'm kindof hoping to get that scoop.

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, Fred failed a background check? Hicks has a fucking felony on his record, what did Fred do?

[LeedsJr]

Ucb fred? Nothing against the kid, but that's a letdown.

Earl would have been a letdown, UCB Fred used to crack me up. :clap:

[Dell]

now we know where cbob got his new hr job...

[LeedsJr]

now we know where cbob got his new hr job...

HA! :lol:

[Dell]

ucb fred has the best back-and-forth with Ron since, oh...Fez

[realmenhatelife]

Eating cabbage for lunch or cubicle farting? Cant really tell. Fuckers.

[LeedsJr]

ucb fred has the best back-and-forth with Ron since, oh...Fez

He really brings the funny out of Ron. :clap:

[Dell]

clean piss popsicles for drug tests...:laugh:

[Chigworthy]

Can someone summarize the UCB Fred thing? I must have missed when he left and just assumed the internship ended.

[LeedsJr]

Can someone summarize the UCB Fred thing? I must have missed when he left and just assumed the internship ended.

Sounds like they wanted to hire him and HR nixed it for some reason they keep hinting at but won't explain. The suspense is killing me.

And what a shame, considering how funny the show is when he's on. :down:

[deliciousV]

Sounds like they wanted to hire him and HR nixed it for some reason they keep hinting at but won't explain. The suspense is killing me.

And what a shame, considering how funny the show is when he's on. :down:

sounded like he falsified his internship, got in under false pretense and was not earning college credit.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "They like you better than piss!"

Fred: "That's good!"

:lol:

[Dell]

Can someone summarize the UCB Fred thing? I must have missed when he left and just assumed the internship ended.

he was progressively getting more air time and I think Ron saw him as a great potential second mic...Ron wanted to hire him (as a producer, most likely) but Sirius HR found out that his internship was not valid (no school endorsement) and you heard where they are now

Pepper really stepped up after the UCB departure and IMO is doing okay at second mic...I strongly believe UCB would be an ever improving on-air personality

[disneyspy]

they found out UCB wasnt a university

[deliciousV]

he was progressively getting more air time and I think Ron saw him as a great potential second mic...Ron wanted to hire him (as a producer, most likely) but Sirius HR found out that his internship was not valid (no school endorsement) and you heard where they are now

Pepper really stepped up after the UCB departure and IMO is doing okay at second mic...I strongly believe UCB would be an ever improving on-air personality

pretty much what I said, without the editorial comment

[deliciousV]

I forgot how often we got to hear Ron say "drawl" when Fred was there.

[LeedsJr]

he was progressively getting more air time and I think Ron saw him as a great potential second mic...Ron wanted to hire him (as a producer, most likely) but Sirius HR found out that his internship was not valid (no school endorsement) and you heard where they are now

Pepper really stepped up after the UCB departure and IMO is doing okay at second mic...I strongly believe UCB would be an ever improving on-air personality

THAT'S what the problem was?!?

We're not getting the show that's been on the last hour because of THAT?!?

As Anthony's dad would have said: Son Of A BITCH! :furious:

[Dell]

pretty much what I said, without the editorial comment

I was typing when you posted...was not intended as an expansion

[deliciousV]

I was typing when you posted...was not intended as an expansion

and I of course knew that, but saw an opportunity to be a dick.

[disneyspy]

these fuckers will be eating their words in febuary when the cowboys win the fucking superbowl! HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!

[LeedsJr]

these fuckers will be eating their words in febuary when the cowboys win the fucking superbowl! HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!

The Cowboys aren't winning anything as long as Romo is their QB. He's got the loser gene.

[disneyspy]

The Cowboys aren't winning anything as long as Romo is their QB. He's got the loser gene.

YOUR JUST A PARROT OF RONNY B. i'm going to start calling you hicks

[realmenhatelife]

Ron is the only guy I've ever heard bring up this show with the guy from Friends. Well, really the only guy I've ever heard bring up something on showtime besides weeds and dexter.

[LeedsJr]

YOUR JUST A PARROT OF RONNY B. i'm going to start calling you hicks

Fuckin' mumble mumble...

[LeedsJr]

Roger McDowell

[realmenhatelife]

Roger Mcdowel

[A.J.]

Why McDowell?

[LeedsJr]

:wallbash:

[disneyspy]

Roger McDowell

Roger Mcdowel

tie goes to hicks

[realmenhatelife]

Hey, you guys get your wish. HTG.


Are they taping an unmast today?

[LeedsJr]

Why McDowell?

He was the spitter on the Seinfeld episode.


Ron must have heard me enjoying the show too much, so he's bringing in HTG. :wallbash:

[Warren Peace]

Hey, you guys get your wish. HTG.


Are they taping an unmast today?

Ron can't find his penis

[LeedsJr]

tie goes to hicks

That fuckin' caller stolt my fuckin' prize. Fuck!

[disneyspy]

Ron can't find his penis

Fuckin' mumble mumble...

i think it's in hick's mouth

[realmenhatelife]

Seacrest is in Knocked Up and is pretty funny in it.

[A.J.]

He was the spitter on the Seinfeld episode.

I know -- I was quoting Jerry from that episode. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsxzmkm2vRc)

[A.J.]

Actually, I think HTG may be right about Rob Lowe.

[realmenhatelife]

Nah, Dane Cook still sucks fucking awful.

[LeedsJr]

I know -- I was quoting Jerry from that episode. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsxzmkm2vRc)

Ah.

[deliciousV]

Ron is the only guy I've ever heard bring up this show with the guy from Friends. Well, really the only guy I've ever heard bring up something on showtime besides weeds and dexter.

add me to the list, I think it's a really funny show.

[LeedsJr]

add me to the list, I think it's a really funny show.

This is the first time I've heard of it.

[A.J.]

There was a great episode of Murphy Brown where Martin Sheen played a 1960s hippie icon who, when Murphy manages to interview him, turns out to have become an ultra-right wing Republican.

[deliciousV]

This is the first time I've heard of it.

it's a show called "Episodes", they just finished season 2. It always makes me laugh.

[Warren Peace]

Hicks is too slovenly to be considered a hipster.

[A.J.]

I think Ron is scared at events from the fear of a Shark stink bomb attack.

[LeedsJr]

Hicks just cracked me up. :lol:

[Chigworthy]

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/photos/image_20120118/harris-burtka-out-2.jpg

[disneyspy]

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[LeedsJr]

Why did they just skip over Fez's line about giving something up 4 or 5 days ago?

What was he talking about??

[deliciousV]

Why did they just skip over Fez's line about giving something up 4 or 5 days ago?

What was he talking about??

just based on the context of the conversation, I think he meant the last time he gave up a load

[realmenhatelife]

Penn State also said that the song has been 'on the bubble for years' and has no real connection to the school. They very honestly said "we dont want to make people uncomfortable."

[disneyspy]

penn state was making room for this song

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[LeedsJr]

penn state was making room for this song

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:lol: That's awful. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

Unreal.

HTG and Rob Cross both in the studio, and the show is still funny.

I'm giving all the credit to UCB Fred. They have to hire him. :happy:

[Chigworthy]

Maybe Fez doesn't understand, but as a hetero male, there is nothing more disgusting than the human male body.

[Chigworthy]

Alternative lifestyle? That's homophobic.

[Dell]

Maybe Fez doesn't understand, but as a hetero male, there is nothing more disgusting than the human male body.

I have to imagine it's disgusting to hetero females as well...

[deliciousV]

"take 2 off for humor" :lol:

[Chigworthy]

I have to imagine it's disgusting to hetero females as well...

Hetero sex really is a mystery. Scientists can't even figure out how women can stomach it.

[Chigworthy]

Who thinks that playing this fucking terrible commercial two times every break will sell their product?

[LeedsJr]

Who thinks that playing this fucking terrible commercial two times every break will sell their product?

Which one?

[Chigworthy]

Which one?

The family guy dish network thing.

[deliciousV]

The family guy dish network thing.

I've seen you compare those annoying commercials to family guy before, I don't get that at all, I just think they think it's funny to hear people from Boston say "Hopper", reminds me more of Lenny Clark more than Peter Griffin

[disneyspy]

i fuck up texting the wrong person all the time,just ask misti who got one from me last week telling her what our tee time was

[LeedsJr]

Where is Ron getting his Isaac info?

CNN and weather.com say 75mph winds.

[deliciousV]

i fuck up texting the wrong person all the time,just ask misti who got one from me last week telling her what our tee time was

that was a fuck up, she'd kick your ass on the course.

[disneyspy]

that was a fuck up, she'd kick your ass on the course.

only cuz she'd stick me with her switch blade

[LeedsJr]

Hick's captions are as funny as his prayers. :lol:

[Chigworthy]

I've seen you compare those annoying commercials to family guy before, I don't get that at all, I just think they think it's funny to hear people from Boston say "Hopper", reminds me more of Lenny Clark more than Peter Griffin

You don't think it's a bad ripoff of family guy, with the whole stupid guy who deosn't even know what a commerrcial or a hot dog is called?

[Chigworthy]

server juice

[deliciousV]

You don't think it's a bad ripoff of family guy, with the whole stupid guy who deosn't even know what a commerrcial or a hot dog is called?

I'm not saying it couldn't be, I just get more of a Lenny Clark, overblown Bostonian vibe.

[deliciousV]

breath



(ended up matching HTG, I may retire from the game)

[disneyspy]

floss

[disneyspy]

breath

hahahahhahaha you matched HTG,you hole!

[deliciousV]

hahahahhahaha you matched HTG,you hole!

I know I know, somebody bring me the big knife!

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,see you in 20 hours,have a good one

C'YA!!

[deliciousV]

Where is Ron getting his Isaac info?

CNN and weather.com say 75mph winds.

you did finally figure out that Ron was doing his exageration thing, right?

[LeedsJr]

you did finally figure out that Ron was doing his exageration thing, right?

It took the line about 10,000 dead for me to get it. :tongue: