Ron and Fez Listening Thread 8/30/12 - The Modern Guys

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Somehow it got easy to laugh out loud.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays

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[jimmyolsenblues]

So embarrasing , I have no zest for work or personal paper work..I think I am super lazy till next week. Hope its a good show..I need it. Work sucks.

[LeedsJr]

So embarrasing , I have no zest for work or personal paper work..I think I am super lazy till next week. Hope its a good show..I need it. Work sucks.

Well, they really have nowhere to go but up from yesterday's show.

[realmenhatelife]

Unsatisfied which I think is a soul asylum song. Maybe it's 90s alt rock day?

[A.J.]

Unsatisfied which I think is a soul asylum song. Maybe it's 90s alt rock day?

The Replacements.

[disneyspy]

So embarrasing , I have no zest for work or personal paper work..I think I am super lazy till next week. Hope its a good show..I need it. Work sucks.

i feel ya,this is my last week of setting my own hours and have to go back on the clock and work real hours that'll cut into my listening thread time

[realmenhatelife]

Really? The replacements? Oh well. Not a big replacements guy.

[LeedsJr]

Oh, for fuck's sake. :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

Oh boy, southern callers coming up.

I haven't watched the dukes of hazard movie in awhile, I should look that up.

[LeedsJr]

Oh boy, southern callers coming up.

I haven't watched the dukes of hazard movie in awhile, I should look that up.

Give that man a ceegar!

[disneyspy]

the confederate flag is a symbol of hate? hmmmmm the only symbol i hate is

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[LeedsJr]

the confederate flag is a symbol of hate? hmmmmm the only symbol i hate is

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Well, it is somewhat racist, in addition to representing an awful football team.

[LeedsJr]

This caller remembers details of Dukes of Hazzard episodes?!? :wacko:

[LeedsJr]

Wait, Bo and Luke weren't gay?!? Huh.

[A.J.]

the confederate flag is a symbol of hate? hmmmmm the only symbol i hate is

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMtgzKBrNiszRGq4IIPNbQSaFfIZURe TeuXw7Z_f279aXzUwn_

The most racist team name and logo around. However, the team's owner thought THIS was racist.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/_dev/pubsys/images/1290037123_m_cover_illo.jpg

[disneyspy]

this was a much cooler looking car than the general lee

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[realmenhatelife]

this was a much cooler looking car than the general lee

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I dont know, those stripes and that light. What is this, gay christmas?

[disneyspy]

The most racist team name and logo around. However, the team's owner thought THIS was racist.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/_dev/pubsys/images/1290037123_m_cover_illo.jpg

oh i dont hate it cuz its racist,i hate it cuz they suck

[Recyclerz]

Fez is actually making coherent arguments today. :clap:

Did somebody get their time machine to work?

[disneyspy]

I dont know, those stripes and that light. What is this, gay christmas?

dont you dare talk bad about starsky and hutch!

[realmenhatelife]

This is why Fez never got into pantera.

[LeedsJr]

Fez is actually making coherent arguments today. :clap:

Did somebody get their time machine to work?

Ron started the show saying Fez was all locked up, but he brought him out of it in like a minute. I wish it was always that easy.

[LeedsJr]

dont you dare talk bad about starsky and hutch!

Wait, Starsky and Hutch weren't gay?!? Huh.

[realmenhatelife]

dont you dare talk bad about starsky and hutch!

Reminds you of your 30s?

[LeedsJr]

Fez calling the callers maniacs always makes me giggle for some reason. :laugh:

[disneyspy]

Reminds you of your 30s?

I'M NOT THAT OLD!


too bad that airplane didnt hit kajagoogoo

[LeedsJr]

Good god, L'il Wayne is awful!

[sailor]

Why were they playing that shit?!

[LeedsJr]

I'M NOT THAT OLD!


too bad that airplane didnt hit kajagoogoo

Settle down, grandpa. Mind your blood pressure.

[disneyspy]

this song reminds me,i need to go take a shit

[LeedsJr]

this song reminds me,i need to go take a shit

You need to be reminded to shit?

Geez, you're even older than we thought.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:


busier today than a beaver today...but I gots to listen

[disneyspy]

my secret statedgy is to take whoever is playing the redskins

[LeedsJr]

Don't say Blowhard's name again!!

[disneyspy]

its tough to bust balls during the draft because you try and watch who gets picked,fill your spots and type at the same time on an online draft

[Dell]

dont you dare talk bad about starsky and hutch!

they were closet gays...and worse, one of them was rumored to like the dallas cowboys!

[disneyspy]

oh how i hate ohio state

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/penn-state.jpg

[disneyspy]

they were closet gays...and worse, one of them was rumored to like the dallas cowboys!

the top,the bottom liked the redskins

[Dell]

the top,the bottom liked the redskins

you are a very gay homosexual...

[A.J.]

this was a much cooler looking car than the general lee

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Damn right.

[disneyspy]

Damn right.

i saw your comment on ispy and thought you were agreeing with dell and thought WTF!?

[disneyspy]

the gay redskins sounds like an oxymoron

[Dell]

i saw your comment on ispy and thought you were agreeing with dell and thought WTF!?

agree with dell...heck, where do you think I got the information?

[Dell]

the gay redskins sounds like an oxymoron

you're a moron oxy...

[realmenhatelife]

the gay redskins sounds like an oxymoron

I think you mean redundant. Oxymoron would mean they're straight.





Ha, I forgot about What a Rush.

[disneyspy]

D generation X - and if you're not down with that... SUCK IT!

[realmenhatelife]

Rob Van Damn was The Whole Fucking Show.

[LeedsJr]

They need to go to break so I can go get me a sammich.

[disneyspy]

Rob Van Damn was The Whole Fucking Show.

you mean mister monday night,mister pay per view,the high flyer,mister excitement,that rob van dam?

[LeedsJr]

Rob Van Damn was The Whole Fucking Show.

you mean mister monday night,mister pay per view,the high flyer,mister excitement,that rob van dam?

He was pretty good in Expendables 2.

[Chigworthy]

Good god, L'il Wayne is awful!

He's good at guitar tho.
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And skateboardin mufucka:
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[realmenhatelife]

you mean mister monday night,mister pay per view,the high flyer,mister excitement,that rob van dam?

He kindof started dropping off for me when he started with mister PPV. I like the tagging with Sabu days.

[realmenhatelife]

He's good at guitar tho.
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And skateboardin mufucka:
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Lil wayne does a cover of a ween song. Or maybe he thinks it's a Phish song. But it's still wierd.


I'm waiting for a lil wayne/nicki minaj sextape to come out.

[disneyspy]

He kindof started dropping off for me when he started with mister PPV. I like the tagging with Sabu days.

i guess i quit watching rasslin before before he became the whole f'n show cuz i had no idea he added that knickname

[LeedsJr]

This guy should calm down before he has a heart attack or something.

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, exlax luger.

[realmenhatelife]

i guess i quit watching rasslin before before he became the whole f'n show cuz i had no idea he added that knickname

The whole f'n show was one of his original names in ECW, before he went to WWF.

[ihaveabadmonkey]

this bit is still going? really....really.....really

[disneyspy]

we just filled our last spot,can you guess who it is?

Your live online draft is set for Sun Sep 2 2:30pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ], which is 3 days, 2 hours, and 2 minutes from now. Please arrive at least 10 minutes early since your draft will start promptly at the assigned time.

[Chigworthy]

Is this a mashup? If not, way to rip off Don't Fear the Reaper.

[LeedsJr]

Is this a mashup? If not, way to rip off Don't Fear the Reaper.

You mean the Gin Blossoms song? That was a big hit.

[realmenhatelife]

we just filled our last spot,can you guess who it is?

Your live online draft is set for Sun Sep 2 2:30pm EDT [ Add to My Calendar ], which is 3 days, 2 hours, and 2 minutes from now. Please arrive at least 10 minutes early since your draft will start promptly at the assigned time.

Ms Smurf caved?

[Chigworthy]

Is this a mashup? If not, way to rip off Don't Fear the Reaper.

Seems like one of those subconcious ripoffs:

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[disneyspy]

Ms Smurf caved?

you smurfin bet she did,no ball pics this year

[Chigworthy]

That was a big hit.

I've never heard it; I'm straight.

[realmenhatelife]

you smurfin bet she did,no ball pics this year

Ha, thatta girl.

[disneyspy]

i had a tee shirt that said i'm with stupid and it pointed down at my d

[LeedsJr]

I've never heard it; I'm straight.

A straight Blue Oyster Cult fan? Huh.

[Chigworthy]

A straight Blue Oyster Cult fan? Huh.

I never said I was a fan. And quit hitting on me, I'm not going to go to the Gin Blossoms and Leather Weekend on Fire Island no matter how many times you PM me about it.

[disneyspy]

I never said I was a fan. And quit hitting on me, I'm not going to go to the Gin Blossoms and Leather Weekend on Fire Island no matter how many times you PM me about it.

that tart asked you too?

[LeedsJr]

I never said I was a fan. And quit hitting on me, I'm not going to go to the Gin Blossoms and Leather Weekend on Fire Island no matter how many times you PM me about it.

You don't know what you're missing.

[realmenhatelife]

Are the Gin Blossoms the band where the guy who wrote literally all of their hits killed himself before the album came out and they've just toured on his talent ever since?

[LeedsJr]

that tart asked you too?

I was drunk. It didn't mean anything.

[jennysmurf]

Ms Smurf caved?

I did, and I have no idea what I'm doing, so feel free to CBob me.

[disneyspy]

I did, and I have no idea what I'm doing, so feel free to CBob me.

you two play each other the first week,LETS GO SMURF!

[Chigworthy]

so feel free to CBob me.

Right in the Smurf Cave?

[deliciousV]

that means EVH is probably wearing a colostomy

[jennysmurf]

Right in the Smurf Cave?

You hush, Mr. Dirtymouth.

[Dell]

:wallbash:

we are NASA...we make tough problems easy and vice versa

[jennysmurf]

that means EVH is probably wearing a colostomy

That's not very rock-n-roll of him.

[LeedsJr]

Whoa, Fez just said he thought about losing his virginity to Hicks. :blink:

[LeedsJr]

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[deliciousV]

Are the Gin Blossoms the band where the guy who wrote literally all of their hits killed himself before the album came out and they've just toured on his talent ever since?

he wrote most of the first album, he was a raging alcoholic and they ended up kicking him out of the band, then he killed himself. If you listen to the first album it's full of references to him struggling with the booze. Gin Blossoms had several hits without him,

[LeedsJr]

he wrote most of the first album, he was a raging alcoholic and they ended up kicking him out of the band, then he killed himself. If you listen to the first album it's full of references to him struggling with the booze. Gin Blossoms had several hits without him,

Don't make him a bad person. Or didn't, I guess.

[disneyspy]

HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHA!! i just heard this caller say "old school" after getting the hoo waaa- why is this funny? because i think its the same caller who said he wanted to go old school when the buddays first moved to WJFK and gave out his BIG ASS CARD NUMBER,ron mocked him and said "ya we've been gone for a whole week,that's real old school" and he's mocked every caller since that gives out their BAC and he says old school. now you know the rest of the story

[jennysmurf]

he wrote most of the first album, he was a raging alcoholic and they ended up kicking him out of the band, then he killed himself. If you listen to the first album it's full of references to him struggling with the booze. Gin Blossoms had several hits without him,

I saw them in college. The lead singer is very tiny with a squeaky voice. Blasted my fantasy away completely. In the video, he looked all tortured and cool, in real life, not really.

[deliciousV]

That's not very rock-n-roll of him.

I had the same thing he had, my doc thought it was my appendix, but when they took it out it was healthy, I had a perferated bowel, part got cut out and I wore a colostomy for 6 months, then had it removed.

[LeedsJr]

I had the same thing he had, my doc thought it was my appendix, but when they took it out it was healthy, I had a perferated bowel, part got cut out and I wore a colostomy for 6 months, then had it removed.

From somebody CBob-ing your Smurf cave?

Sorry, that was awful, but for some reason made me giggle uncontrollably.

[jennysmurf]

I had the same thing he had, my doc thought it was my appendix, but when they took it out it was healthy, I had a perferated bowel, part got cut out and I wore a colostomy for 6 months, then had it removed.

Did you feel very rock-n-roll?

[jennysmurf]

From somebody CBob-ing your Smurf cave?

Sorry, that was awful, but for some reason made me giggle uncontrollably.

You're a terrible person. :happy:

[sailor]

From a half hour ago, regular georgi is rubbing alcohol flavored.

[deliciousV]

From somebody CBob-ing your Smurf cave?

Sorry, that was awful, but for some reason made me giggle uncontrollably.

ha ha! No, probably from eating a peanut.

Did you feel very rock-n-roll?

not so much, unless it's rock and roll to have sex with your t-shirt on for 6 months.

[jennysmurf]

ha ha! No, probably from eating a peanut.



not so much, unless it's rock and roll to have sex with your t-shirt on for 6 months.

You had a colostomy bag and still got lucky? What a playa!:clap:

[deliciousV]

You had a colostomy bag and still got lucky? What a playa!:clap:

my wife ain't doing without this good lovin over a stupid shitbag

[realmenhatelife]

The patriots are a dark horse, really blowhard? really?

[LeedsJr]

my wife ain't doing without this good lovin over a stupid shitbag

You should have a t-shirt made. :lol:

[LeedsJr]

The patriots are a dark horse, really blowhard? really?

Or the Texans. Sheesh.

[Dell]

I saw them in college. The lead singer is very tiny with a squeaky voice. Blasted my fantasy away completely. In the video, he looked all tortured and cool, in real life, not really.

size queen...

[deliciousV]

the funniest thing that happened while I had that thing was the time I went to see Vic Henley at a comedy club, I whispered to my wife that I was going to the mens room and right as I started to get up Henley says "where you going pop, you need to change your colostomy bag?" I sat right down, then noticed that he was talking to an elderly gentleman who was headed for the can.

[realmenhatelife]

I did, and I have no idea what I'm doing, so feel free to CBob me.

Very psyched.

[realmenhatelife]

Or the Texans. Sheesh.

The funny thing about having all those rings and the best or second best qb in football is that you can just come out of nowhere and shock everyone.

[LeedsJr]

The funny thing about having all those rings and the best or second best qb in football is that you can just come out of nowhere and shock everyone.

:lol:

[sailor]

So Ron's saying that coach is like the buck showalter of football.

[disneyspy]

how can you not think the broncos will be there? they have the D,the running game and now PEYTON MANNING!

[LeedsJr]

Between yesterday and today, I really think we have had enough Blowhard and Hard Rock Johnny for a good long while. :dry:

[disneyspy]

Very psyched.

I DONT THINK SHE KNOWS THAT CBOB GOT ASS RAPED BY DELL LAST YEAR!

[LeedsJr]

I DONT THINK SHE KNOWS THAT CBOB GOT ASS RAPED BY DELL LAST YEAR!

Ahem. Mod quote! :laugh:

[Dell]

Ahem. Mod quote! :laugh:

Ahem...no, please




AND...that's not what happened!

[LeedsJr]

Ahem...no, please




AND...that's not what happened!

So, you're claiming it was consensual? :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

I liked that song. Angry women really do it for me.

[deliciousV]

"every time I scratch my nails down someone elses back, I hope you feel it" might be the meanest line ever written in a song

[CountryBob]

I DONT THINK SHE KNOWS THAT CBOB GOT ASS RAPED BY DELL LAST YEAR!


He bought me dinner first :)

[deliciousV]

He bought me dinner first :)

ever the gentleman

[LeedsJr]

He bought me dinner first :)

Hey, you're no cheap date!

CBob! :bye:

[Dell]

I liked that song. Angry women really do it for me.

I always got more of a crazy chick vibe from that song...fun, fun, fun to date the crazy chick, but never hook up for the long term

[realmenhatelife]

"every time I scratch my nails down someone elses back, I hope you feel it" might be the meanest line ever written in a song

I dont think I'd mind that. Just hanging out watching TV and you get a nice back scratch?

[LeedsJr]

I always got more of a crazy chick vibe from that song...fun, fun, fun to date the crazy chick, but never hook up for the long term

Angry, crazy. I was not very picky in my younger days.

[Dell]

He bought me dinner first :)

don't *modproof* forget *modproof* the *modproof* reach *modproof* around...

[A.J.]

Fez had the same dream as Marge Simpson.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqb5fn7po41qa0mmoo1_500.png

[deliciousV]

don't *modproof* forget *modproof* the *modproof* reach *modproof* around...

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

Are they bailing early for Unmast?

[Recyclerz]

Sound like Anna should have went with Nelly Furtado instead Alannis as a heroine.

[LeedsJr]

This kid's awful songs crack me up every time. :lol:

[Dell]

Are they bailing early for Unmast?

http://mikemoyer.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DSC_0018.JPG

[Dell]

I love this kid's songs...:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

kokomo is so strange.

[jennysmurf]

size queen...

That's why I like you. :wink:

[CountryBob]

Damn my listening patterns lately is like a drive by. I settle in for a long listen and immediately have to walk away. :(

Is fez agreeing to having sex now?

[LeedsJr]

Damn my listening patterns lately is like a drive by. I settle in for a long listen and immediately have to walk away. :(

Is fez agreeing to having sex now?

Not really. They're just trying to agree on what would count as him losing his virginity.

[realmenhatelife]

Damn my listening patterns lately is like a drive by. I settle in for a long listen and immediately have to walk away. :(

Is fez agreeing to having sex now?

He predicts the cherry does not last through the end of the year.

[LeedsJr]

He predicts the cherry does not last through the end of the year.

Again.

[disneyspy]

i'm just glad he wont use a name!

[LeedsJr]

They're getting into a really weird area now. :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

i'm just glad he wont use a name!

That's just cause it's going to be you.

[disneyspy]

That's just cause it's going to be you.

i cant leave my work til oct 31st and you all know it!

[LeedsJr]

i cant leave my work til oct 31st and you all know it!

Still gives you crazy kids 2 months.

Unless Fez is still locked up.

[Dell]

I'm listening on delay and just busted out laughing when he asked Hicks "to be less blunt"...:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Still gives you crazy kids 2 months.

Unless Fez is still locked up.

DS claims he can unlock Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

Ana: I dont want you to just get fucked.
Hicks: I want you to get to the place where you just get fucked.

[jennysmurf]

I think the President going on Reddit shows that he's not afeared to answer questions from anyone.

[jennysmurf]

We always said, "catch a tiger by the toe." You mean there's another version of that?

[LeedsJr]

We always said, "catch a tiger by the toe." You mean there's another version of that?

In some racist neighborhoods, yes.

[jennysmurf]

In some racist neighborhoods, yes.

Your neighborhood?

[LeedsJr]

Your neighborhood?

I grew up in the Greenville section of Jersey City. I heard people of every color call people of every other color all sorts of things.

[jennysmurf]

I grew up in the Greenville section of Jersey City. I heard people of every color call people of every other color all sorts of things.

You should write a screenplay about it. Cash in on it.

[LeedsJr]

You should write a screenplay about it. Cash in on it.

I have a wife, 2 active teenage sons, a full time job, and a horrible memory.

[LeedsJr]

Hicks' captions are radio gold. :clap:

[jennysmurf]

I have a wife, 2 active teenage sons, a full time job, and a horrible memory.

You gotta live for the moment! At least yell at your wife and kids that they're keeping you from greatness with all their nonsense!

[LeedsJr]

You gotta live for the moment! At least yell at your wife and kids that they're keeping you from greatness with all their nonsense!

No way am I yelling at my wife. She cooks my meals, I sleep right next to her, and she's Sicilian. :unsure:

[deliciousV]

Gin Blossoms, Collective Soul, this playlist could have come off of my Ipod.

[LeedsJr]

Damnit. The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever. Glad my office closes at 1:00. Hope he's on after that.

[LeedsJr]

Robuts? :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

Robuts? :tongue:

Your dream, amirite?

[jennysmurf]

No way am I yelling at my wife. She cooks my meals, I sleep right next to her, and she's Sicilian. :unsure:

I thought you were a contender.

[LeedsJr]

Did Ron honestly just say he didn't know they were still making Campbell's soup?

[LeedsJr]

I thought you were a contender.

I coulda been. :down:

[LeedsJr]

Damnit! What happened to the Hicks captions??

[jennysmurf]

Damnit! What happened to the Hicks captions??

They heard you liked them, so they decided not to do it.



Bye, my listening thread buddays!!:bye:

[CountryBob]

Awww spaghetti! :(