Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/6/12 - Tear it Up

[realmenhatelife]

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Tear this damn place up.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,i'm deep in the first quarter of the cowboys/giants game,dont know the final so i'll listen with yoose later

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Spy better be covering his ears.

[LeedsJr]

Ron's sure doing a lot of lip-smacking for someone with only half a cup of wooter.

I missed the opening, they're back live today?

[A.J.]

Live!

:clap:

[LeedsJr]

Live!

:clap:

Is Fez there?

[Warren Peace]

Is Fez there?

Can someone call in and say "faggot"?

[realmenhatelife]

A friend of a friend spoke at the opening night of the DNC. She's a mom whose kid has a heart defect and needs a bunch of surgeries, and she was talking about the complete care act.


Also, on youtube I saw an anti obama commercial about a woman from Canada who would have died if she waited the length of time canadian healthcare wanted her to before seeing a specialist, so she came to America. The upshot of the commercial was Obama wants to make our healthcare canadian.

[LeedsJr]

Can someone call in and say "faggot"?

Nevermind. :smile:

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal!

Everybody drink!

:drunk:

[Dell]

Virginia has RG3 fever...and, we don't want a cure

[A.J.]

Virginia has RG3 fever...and, we don't want a cure

It's full-blown AIDS.

[Dell]

I wasn't listening attentively...the NFL is "backing" the Renegade FFL?

[LeedsJr]

What is this idiot talking about?? :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

I think people call 911 for attention, old people anyway. And you can call an ambulance purely for a medical transfer.

[LeedsJr]

It sounded like Fez was laughing when he said the kid was in a crisis.

[LeedsJr]

I thought people did get charged for ambulance rides?

[Dell]

I just chuckled thinking about today's Fez being dropped off at my family's tobacco farm in the 1920's...

[Chigworthy]

I think Fez would be happy as a quadriplegic. No responsibility whatsoever. Just Andy Griffith, spoonfeeding, and spongebaths.

[realmenhatelife]

One time at starbucks this drunk, strung out couple asked me to call 911 for the chick, who was absolutely blasted. I handed the dude the phone, I was definately not getting involved in that.

[LeedsJr]

Do we really have to do awkward, dead air radio with only a week of the show left? :wallbash:

[Dell]

only a week of show left?..EGAD!!!

Ron is being a little more aggressive with Fez than normal...things must not have went well yesterday (stoopid cbob)

[Chigworthy]

Do we really have to do awkward, dead air radio with only a week of the show left? :wallbash:

Savor it. Humans have never had such intimate access to a lunatic like this.

[sailor]

I hate when people still a bit from one show and brings it to the other show on the same channel, like no one would know. Case in point, the caller with the reelect fez bit.

[realmenhatelife]

Fezzie wont move because he's afraid Gordon Ramsay will yell at him.



I'll bet Fez itches because his body heat shoots up from anxiety/blood pressure.

[sailor]

One time at starbucks this drunk, strung out couple asked me to call 911 for the chick, who was absolutely blasted. I handed the dude the phone, I was definately not getting involved in that.

Them using your cell was way too much involvement.

[Chigworthy]

That caller was pissed when Jimmy Dean sausage reduced their package size.

[sailor]

Is Ron talking about the margeras?

[realmenhatelife]

Is Ron talking about the margeras?

He usually is.

[LeedsJr]

SHARK! :clap:

[A.J.]

SHARK! :clap:

:clap:

[Dell]

shark...

[sailor]

That was really funny how Ron pointed out fez acting like he was being interrupted. I have to listen out for that.

[sailor]

He usually is.

Yeah, only thing that made sense to me.

[Chigworthy]

Is Ron talking about the margeras?

What?

[jennysmurf]

An interview?:glurps:

[LeedsJr]

An interview?:glurps:

Yeah, Ron is in full-on, "You listeners entertain yourselves" mode. :thumbdown:

[sailor]

What?

Talking about some crazy lady he knew and their family later became reality tv stars.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, Ron is in full-on, "You listeners entertain yourselves" mode. :thumbdown:

Well phooey on that. I'm not entertaining at all! You got anything?

[realmenhatelife]

Why would you look at reviews? I'm annoyed even hearing they're out there.

[LeedsJr]

Well phooey on that. I'm not entertaining at all! You got anything?

I just got lunch... :unsure:

[jennysmurf]

I just got lunch... :unsure:

Well you're no help.

[sailor]

Why would you look at reviews? I'm annoyed even hearing they're out there.

As a viewer or performer? I didn't see Prometheus because everyone here said it was shit.

[LeedsJr]

Well you're no help.

I know. :down:

[jennysmurf]

Poor DelV is always talking about his mother in law, and the stuff they have to deal with because of her Alzheimer's. She's a real dirty talker now. I can't imagine how uncomfortable that is.

[LeedsJr]

My wife is an in-home caregiver for a 90 year old retired detective in our town.

He's told her our town's enitre history, but she has to remind him he's eating lunch while he is sitting in front of a bowl of soup with a spoon in his hand. :down:

[jennysmurf]

My wife is an in-home caregiver for a 90 year old retired detective in our town.

He's told her our town's enitre history, but she has to remind him he's eating lunch while he is sitting in front of a bowl of soup with a spoon in his hand. :down:

I don't know which is worse, not being able to get around because my body quit, or losing my mind. I'd rather not do either. I think I'll start putting myself in harm's way more often.

[realmenhatelife]

As a viewer or performer? I didn't see Prometheus because everyone here said it was shit.

As a viewer. I dont want anyone else tainting my experience.

I liked Prometheus despite its' problems.

[sailor]

I don't know which is worse, not being able to get around because my body quit, or losing my mind. I'd rather not do either. I think I'll start putting myself in harm's way more often.

So you end up in one of those scenarios earlier in life? Good plan.

[jennysmurf]

As a viewer. I dont want anyone else tainting my experience.

I liked Prometheus despite its' problems.

tee hee...you said "tainting"....:happy:

[LeedsJr]

So you end up in one of those scenarios earlier in life? Good plan.

She's facing her fears. :smile:

[jennysmurf]

So you end up in one of those scenarios earlier in life? Good plan.

I thought so. That way, some random person will relive my death over and over when they're in their 90's.

[jennysmurf]

I remember thinking that too...about what Ron is talking about...realizing that you are in your peak years. I was in my 20's in college. I realized at that moment that I was at my best. It immediately depressed me that it was all downhill from there. I can't be happy.

[LeedsJr]

I am also a big believer in whatever gets you through the night.

In my case, it's usually bourbon. :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

My grandmother had the sweet phase of her alzheimers but a really mean one too.

[realmenhatelife]

tee hee...you said "tainting"....:happy:
Ill taint you.

[jennysmurf]

Ill taint you.

Tease.

[disneyspy]

ok buddays back to listening,who's in studio? and...


HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!

[jennysmurf]

I went to visit my great aunt in the home once, and she kept telling me she knew that my great uncle was cheating on her, and that she was gonna cut his "thing" off. He had been dead for years. I felt guilty for being entertained by the story, but it was cool to see that side of her--not just the "great aunt" side, but the human side that worried about her cheating husband. I later found out from my grandma that my great uncle did cheat on her all the time. Such a colorful past!

[LeedsJr]

ok buddays back to listening,who's in studio? and...


HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!

Yep, Romo sure looked good... in the first game of the season.

I'm sure he'll shit the bed again later in the year when it matters. :laugh:

[sailor]

As a viewer. I dont want anyone else tainting my experience.

I liked Prometheus despite its' problems.

I'm not looking for a walkthrough, don't know why they ever give so much away, but I like to have a general idea if a movie is enjoyable before I waste my time. Unless I'm seeing a drive-in double-feature; then I couldn't care less what schlock it is.

[jennysmurf]

Yep, Romo sure looked good... in the first game of the season.

I'm sure he'll shit the bed again later in the year when it matters. :laugh:

You tell him! Normally, I wouldn't care, but my first fantasy football opponent has Romo as QB. Darn you DS, for making me care about football!:annoyed:

[sailor]

I remember thinking that too...about what Ron is talking about...realizing that you are in your peak years. I was in my 20's in college. I realized at that moment that I was at my best. It immediately depressed me that it was all downhill from there. I can't be happy.

Peak years in what sense?

[disneyspy]

You tell him! Normally, I wouldn't care, but my first fantasy football opponent has Romo as QB. Darn you DS, for making me care about football!:annoyed:

i have romo as QB and i'm playing c-bob this week,so maybe you don't care as much as you think

[jennysmurf]

Peak years in what sense?

In the sense of, at that time, I was at the peak in physical health, stamina, and mental clarity. Looking back, I was right. I'm a mess now.

[disneyspy]

Peak years in what sense?

boozing,silly

[jennysmurf]

i have romo as QB and i'm playing c-bob this week,so maybe you don't care as much as you think

Oh yeah, who was I afraid of? Oh wait, it's Tom Brady, not Romo. Nevermind.

[jennysmurf]

boozing,silly

Nah, I can handle way more of the creature now than I could then.

[CountryBob]

only a week of show left?..EGAD!!!

Ron is being a little more aggressive with Fez than normal...things must not have went well yesterday (stoopid cbob)

What did I do?

[jennysmurf]

What did I do?

He's convinced you're trying to hire UCB Fred. Ignore his silliness, he's just silly.

[Chigworthy]

I went to visit my great aunt in the home once, and she kept telling me she knew that my great uncle was cheating on her, and that she was gonna cut his "thing" off. He had been dead for years. I felt guilty for being entertained by the story, but it was cool to see that side of her--not just the "great aunt" side, but the human side that worried about her cheating husband. I later found out from my grandma that my great uncle did cheat on her all the time. Such a colorful past!

A regular fairy tale romance.

[CountryBob]

I like silliness

[jennysmurf]

A regular fairy tale romance.

Yeah, I come from a long line of romantics. Not the band, the frame of mind.

[LeedsJr]

I like silliness

Then what's your problem with UCB Fred?? Huh?? :annoyed:

[LeedsJr]

Yeah, I come from a long line of romantics. Not the band, the frame of mind.

That's what I like about you! :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Then what's your problem with UCB Fred?? Huh?? :annoyed:

CBob is a harsh mistress.

[CountryBob]

Hr rules !!!! Fuck you pepper

[jennysmurf]

That what I like about you! :happy:

Oh, I thought it was because of those other things.....

[jennysmurf]

Hr rules !!!! Fuck you pepper

Nope, you heard him, death robots.

[LeedsJr]

Oh, I thought it was because of those other things.....

Darn it. You quoted me before I fixed my grammatical error. :innocent:

[CountryBob]

Nope, you heard him, death robots.


Yeah it's true :)

[jennysmurf]

Yeah it's true :)

I'm counting on you to beat DS this weekend in fantasy football. Don't let me down.

[disneyspy]

hey c-bob,i'll trade you RG III for fitzgerald and gates

[LeedsJr]

To Kill A Mockingbird was fantastic.

[LeedsJr]

To Kill A Mockingbird was fantastic.

So was Where The Wild Things Are.

[disneyspy]

To Kill A Mockingbird was fantastic.

i just listened to fez's week with no tv and read the book,i was hoping he'd jump in

[LeedsJr]

I liked Silverstein's poetry collections a lot more than The Giving Tree.

[Dell]

Poor DelV is always talking about his mother in law, and the stuff they have to deal with because of her Alzheimer's. She's a real dirty talker now. I can't imagine how uncomfortable that is.

my father-in-law had Alzheimer's preceding his death...he did a lot of really whacky things, luckily he was a sweetheart of a person because I heard it brings out the bad when it's in there

my mother-in-law put their clothes out the night before every day of their marriage...one morning near the end, she forgot to layout his clothes and woke to find him in her Capri paints and flowered blouse...she couldn't tell us the story from laughing so hard

[Dell]

To Kill A Mockingbird was fantastic.

my wife named our dog Harper Lee...To Kill a Mockingbird is her favorite book

[LeedsJr]

My family did the same thing with Goodnight Moon.

We have a copy with cardboard pages, so it's still in pretty good shape.

[jennysmurf]

My nephew loved the book "Chicken Soup With Rice." When I moved to Connecticut, I recorded myself reading the book and sent it to him in the mail. I've got that thing memorized.

[jennysmurf]

Shel Silverstein wrote an ABC books for adults. It's hilarious.

edit: here it is...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZJsiLjxVL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

[Dell]

"phenominal"...:drunk:

[LeedsJr]

My older son's favorite was Go Dog Go!

My younger son's favorite was The Cat In The Hat Comes Back.

[disneyspy]

ha! even the callers are saying phenomenal now

[sailor]

In the sense of, at that time, I was at the peak in physical health, stamina, and mental clarity. Looking back, I was right. I'm a mess now.

I'm easily in the best shape of my life, even at my advanced age.

[jennysmurf]

I'm easily in the best shape of my life, even at my advanced age.

Useless without pics....

[Dell]

this segment is like listening to my wife and youngest daughter at dinner...my wife got her graduate degrees in Reading Education and my youngest daughter is majoring in English and a prolific reader


I read Old Man and the Sea when I was younger to try and impress my wife...I couldn't pull off the intellectual conversation and stuck with my Deaver and Baldacci books after that

[LeedsJr]

ha! even the callers are saying phenomenal now

There it is again! :drunk:

[disneyspy]

There it is again! :drunk:

now i want to call the show and see how many times i can sneak the word phenomenal in,this guy had 4

[Dell]

Shel Silverstein wrote an ABC books for adults. It's hilarious.

edit: here it is...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZJsiLjxVL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

that's why I was confused...you meant Silverstein's ABZ book

[jennysmurf]

this segment is like listening to my wife and youngest daughter at dinner...my wife got her graduate degrees in Reading Education and my youngest daughter is majoring in English and a prolific reader


I read Old Man and the Sea when I was younger to try and impress my wife...I couldn't pull off the intellectual conversation and stuck with my Deaver and Baldacci books after that

You're the cutest. I bet you're wife loved you for that.

[jennysmurf]

that's why I was confused...you meant Silverstein's ABZ book

:dry:

[LeedsJr]

"Avid reader" is not a label I would have assigned Hicks before this segment. :blink:

[Dell]

now i want to call the show and see how many times i can sneak the word phenomenal in,this guy had 4

how about calling in with a phenomenal spy report...go here and get your report

spy reports (http://www.cnn.com/)

[Dell]

:dry:

you see...I was trying to act like a real reader again

[sailor]

Useless without pics....

Ah, still ugly tho.

[jennysmurf]

you see...I was trying to act like a real reader again

Yeah, I got it. Now go to the library and get that book.

[jennysmurf]

Ah, still ugly tho.

How about from the neck down?

[LeedsJr]

If You Give A Mouse A Cookie and If You Give A Moose A Muffin were great.

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal! :drunk:

Are the callers doing it on purpose now? :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Where the Red Fern Grows is so sad. It made me angry when I read it. I don't like books that kill off characters. I don't care that it's the way life is! I don't read to experience a real life! I want it all to end well, cause life doesn't! Dang it!:furious:

Okay, I feel better now.

[Dell]

the first book that made a real impression on me was The Hobbit...after that, was Rich Man Poor Man

[disneyspy]

my favorite book as a kid was LITTLE BLACK SAMBO,those tigers just running around until they turned into butter always made me hungry

[jennysmurf]

Harold and the Purple Crayon is adorable! I love that book!

And as a by the way, Fez doesn't have to have a child to read children's books. I read them all the time on my own. Of course, I also watch cartoons, so I'm not a very good example.

[jennysmurf]

my favorite book as a kid was LITTLE BLACK SAMBO,those tigers just running around until they turned into butter always made me hungry

So racist. And old.

[realmenhatelife]

I havent read one of these books on the five.

[LeedsJr]

Harold and the Purple Crayon is adorable! I love that book!

And as a by the way, Fez doesn't have to have a child to read children's books. I read them all the time on my own. Of course, I also watch cartoons, so I'm not a very good example.

Yeah, that was another favorite in our house.

We also liked Are You My Mother? So screw you, Ron!

[disneyspy]

we had STONE SOUP too,i think all my childhood books had food in them cuz we also had GREEN EGGS AND HAM

[Dell]

Yeah, that was another favorite in our house.

We also liked Are You My Mother? So screw you, Ron!

I remember reading Are You My Mother? to my daughters...they had to have it memorized as many times as we read it

[LeedsJr]

Harold and the Purple Crayon is adorable! I love that book!

And as a by the way, Fez doesn't have to have a child to read children's books. I read them all the time on my own. Of course, I also watch cartoons, so I'm not a very good example.

I can't tell you how many times I put on cartoons for my kids when they were younger, or my nieces and nephews now, then sat there and watched and laughed long after they lost interest. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

I can't tell you how many times I put on cartoons for my kids when they were younger, or my neices and nephews now, then sat there and watched and laughed long after they lost interest. :happy:

Yeah, I'm bummed because the girls I take care of have moved from cartoons to those stupid teeny-bopper Disney shows. I hate those so much.

[Dell]

I can't tell you how many times I put on cartoons for my kids when they were younger, or my neices and nephews now, then sat there and watched and laughed long after they lost interest. :happy:

I grew up a big Looney Tunes cartoon watcher...I never did appreciate the later cartoons as much

we have a special needs relative living with us that watches all these Anime shows, but he also watches Care Bears...man has more diverse tastes than me

[jennysmurf]

I grew up a big Looney Tunes cartoon watcher...I never did appreciate the later cartoons as much

we have a special needs relative living with us that watches all these Anime shows, but he also watches Care Bears...man has more diverse tastes than me

I put a lot of my old favorites on my Netflix list. I got a 1980's Strawberry Shortcake DVD from them the other day. It was total crap. I can't believe I ever loved it. Looney Tunes on the other hand, still rocks.

[realmenhatelife]

I put a lot of my old favorites on my Netflix list. I got a 1980's Strawberry Shortcake DVD from them the other day. It was total crap. I can't believe I ever loved it. Looney Tunes on the other hand, still rocks.

How's Rainbow Bright treating you?






I would be psyched if an Ikea moved in near me when I previously had not had one. Ikea is the tits, cheap decent looking furniture. Every fucking decent non Ikea couch costs like a grand.

[realmenhatelife]

Isn't Fez anti breast feeding though?

[jennysmurf]

How's Rainbow Bright treating you?

I would be psyched if an Ikea moved in near me when I previously had not had one. Ikea is the tits, cheap decent looking furniture. Every fucking decent non Ikea couch costs like a grand.

I was never a big Rainbow Bright fan, but I'll bet it's just as awful as all the rest. As for IKEA, I'm going to get a bookshelf from there this weekend. For $139, it can't be beat. It's not beautiful, but it'll get my books off the floor.

[disneyspy]

sounds like fez's potty habits were no day at the beach


a ghee ghee ghee

[realmenhatelife]

Mrs Whatley screaming at fatty pnemonia to go shit in the ocean must have been the funniest thing in the world ever.

[realmenhatelife]

I was never a big Rainbow Bright fan, but I'll bet it's just as awful as all the rest. As for IKEA, I'm going to get a bookshelf from there this weekend. For $139, it can't be beat. It's not beautiful, but it'll get my books off the floor.


I'll bet you were a Jem girl, though.



I'm moving and I'm buying a bedframe and atleast one couch. I'm going to get out for under a grand. It's mind boggling.

[A.J.]

Mrs Whatley screaming at fatty pnemonia to go shit in the ocean must have been the funniest thing in the world ever.

So THAT's why Fez's dad hosed his ass in the driveway.

[disneyspy]

So THAT's why Fez's dad hosed his ass in the driveway.

musta been a pinellas park clolnic

[jennysmurf]

I'll bet you were a Jem girl, though.



I'm moving and I'm buying a bedframe and atleast one couch. I'm going to get out for under a grand. It's mind boggling.

Jem is still truly outrageous. They showed old episodes on the HUB for a while. It was pretty crappy, but I still loved it.

[realmenhatelife]

Jem is still truly outrageous. They showed old episodes on the HUB for a while. It was pretty crappy, but I still loved it.


I liked the misfits.

[jennysmurf]

I liked the misfits.

You would. :dry:


Oooo...that would make a neato episode of Drag Race! The Holograms vs. The Misfits!

[Dell]

So THAT's why Fez's dad hosed his ass in the driveway.

I think it was to keep from getting the carpet wet...

[disneyspy]

if lady trucker ever picked me up i'd instantly shit

[Melk]

I liked the misfits.

I like the episode where the orphan girl took a pill and started hallucinating to the point that she thought she could fly then proceeded to step out of the window of the Starlight Orphanage.

Best....episode... EVER!!

[disneyspy]

ewwwww,these chicks are getting shit stains on the chairs!

[jennysmurf]

I like the episode where the orphan girl took a pill and started hallucinating to the point that she thought she could fly then proceeded to step out of the window of the Starlight Orphanage.

Best....episode... EVER!!

Drugs are bad.

[jennysmurf]

:bye:

[disneyspy]

dont tease us with a paulo visit then pull the carpet out,its just too much

[LeedsJr]

Fez is going to be some kind of mess next week.

[disneyspy]

alright you fucks,until tommorrow

C'YA!!

[Dell]

if lady trucker ever picked me up i'd instantly shit

you are a perv!

[mojo5050]

Serial radio at its best. Prairie Home Companion ain't got shit on Ron, Few and the Centaur

[Melk]

Few?

[disneyspy]

Few?

maybe the best knickname ever

[A.J.]

maybe the best knickname ever

The best "Knickname" ever is Walt "Clyde" Frazier.

[sailor]

The best "Knickname" ever is Walt "Clyde" Frazier.

Best Knackname is Prescott Niles.

[A.J.]

Or Sharona.

[Dell]

best nickname...Larry Legend

[sailor]

Or Sharona.

I was gonna go with that, but she's not in the band.

[disneyspy]

for fez,best knickname ever for fez

[sailor]

And what's the best nickname for Fez?

[disneyspy]

And what's the best nickname for Fez?

few,like just a few words he says,cant you follow?

[sailor]

few,like just a few words he says,cant you follow?

I can't tell if you're a genius or just silly.