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realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 06:53 AM
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We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

So glad the Eagles turned their backs on David Akers what with his kicking 63 yard field goals outdoors and all. Who needs that shit?

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:04 AM
buddays...:bye:


I'm suffering from an acute football hangover...hair of the dog is a double header tonight

are you ready for some football...

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 07:05 AM
I got smurfed.

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:08 AM
I got smurfed.

You lucky dog. :tongue:

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 07:13 AM
When is the last time the Eagles and the Philles won by the same amount on the same day?

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:16 AM
When is the last time the Eagles and the Philles won by the same amount on the same day?

the day before who cares...:tongue:

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:16 AM
Have they said anything about what they're going to do with the show once Fez is locked up for an indeterminate amount of time?

Has there been a thread started about such conjecture?

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:17 AM
News flash: Fez is nuts.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 07:19 AM
the day before who cares...:tongue:

When the phillies do it I'm so happy, when the eagles do it they're fucking bums.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 07:19 AM
Wait. That guy was propositioning Fez. He's so bad at this.

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:23 AM
Yet another reason to hate fantasy football. Regular calls from Hard Rock Boring. :thumbdown:

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:26 AM
I completely agree with Ron. The first quarter of the Jets game was hysterical to watch. :thumbup:

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:26 AM
Have they said anything about what they're going to do with the show once Fez is locked up for an indeterminate amount of time?

Has there been a thread started about such conjecture?

I conjecture that they hire UCB Fred...:fingerscrossed:

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 07:28 AM
They're starting off being on vacation. If it extends past the end of vacation I'll bet we're gonna get some guests and some unmasts.

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:29 AM
I conjecture that they hire UCB Fred...:fingerscrossed:

I second that emotion. :thumbup:

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:30 AM
ugh...Blowhard

gonna go make some lunch...post wif yoos later

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:32 AM
ugh...Blowhard

gonna go make some lunch...post wif yoos later

At this point, he's more entertaining than Hard Rock Boring.

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 07:45 AM
Is Fez seriously crying because they turned the lights off?!?

What is he, two years old??

A.J.
09-10-2012, 07:45 AM
Crying already?

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:47 AM
Is Fez seriously crying because they turned the lights off?!?

What is he, two years old??

if the dark scares him...carry a light

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/led-glasses3.jpg

Lemieux66
09-10-2012, 07:49 AM
Is Fez seriously crying because they turned the lights off?!?

What is he, two years old??

He cried last night because he saw lightning on TV, so...

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:51 AM
Fez may very well be the most coddled narcissist ever...

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:53 AM
most toothbrushes make damn good shanks...

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:55 AM
no chance of me watching the dog abuse video...only thing I find more disturbing is child abuse

Dell
09-10-2012, 07:56 AM
I need to call Rube and let him know that today is a good time for him to get his 7IAR...be back shortly

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 08:00 AM
I lucked out yesterday, I blew a tire out riding a trail. It took about 50 minutes to walk back to my car, but it could've been worse because at one point I was about 10 miles out.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 08:11 AM
I cant find this Replacements SNL video.


But I disagree, I dont think a hot mess is really all that great. It's better than lip synching, but how about respecting your art.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:11 AM
good afternoon buddays,i hate working more and getting paid less,if i wasnt about to be laid off, i'd quit,ok negativity done for the day

time to go check my fantasy teams

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:18 AM
my team is so bad i'm getting beat by c-bob

ok first person that offers a top teir WR can have RG III or tony romo

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 08:20 AM
This intern is adorably naive.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 08:23 AM
my team is so bad i'm getting beat by c-bob

ok first person that offers a top teir WR can have RG III or tony romo

Sanchez is undrafted, could throw a wrench in your works.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:24 AM
Sanchez is undrafted, could throw a wrench in your works.

ha! everyone knows sanchez is a bum and thats why he's undrafted IN A 12 TEAM LEAGUE!!!

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 08:25 AM
my team is so bad i'm getting beat by c-bob

ok first person that offers a top teir WR can have RG III or tony romo

I wish I had one to offer. I need something.

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:27 AM
my team is so bad i'm getting beat by c-bob

ok first person that offers a top teir WR can have RG III or tony romo


Loved RG3 yesterday - but I can't be a tradin Fitsgerald

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:28 AM
Loved RG3 yesterday - but I can't be a tradin Fitsgerald

then you can no longer be called a redskin fan

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:31 AM
then you can no longer be called a redskin fan

It ain't gonna work

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:32 AM
It ain't gonna work

tell you what keep fitz,trade me garcon for RG III

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:33 AM
What the hell is fez talking about?

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:33 AM
tell you what keep fitz,trade me garcon for RG III



If he's hurt maybe :)

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:35 AM
If he's hurt maybe :)

OH HE'S HURT,out for the season,a bum , trade me before you drop him

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:35 AM
I got smurfed.

You lucky dog. :tongue:

Right? He should be honored!

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:36 AM
Right? He should be honored!
Can I get Smurfed too?

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:37 AM
Right? He should be honored!

after seeing what kind of numbers you and sailor put up i think next year i just let the computer pick my team

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:37 AM
Can I get Smurfed too?

Oh you will.

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:38 AM
Oh you will.

Haha - I can't wait!

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:40 AM
I got some bath salts, took a bath with them and didn't feel a thing :(

sailor
09-10-2012, 08:40 AM
I'm happy with manning the younger.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 08:41 AM
I wish I had one to offer. I need something.

Interested in Rothlisberger?

sailor
09-10-2012, 08:42 AM
I got some bath salts, took a bath with them and didn't feel a thing :(

Stick with the meth.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:42 AM
I got some bath salts, took a bath with them and didn't feel a thing :(

Did you at least buy them dinner first?

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 08:42 AM
Right? He should be honored!

It was humbling and now I'm all sticky and blue.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:43 AM
I'm happy with manning the younger.

another bum,RG 3 doubled your QB points

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:43 AM
It was humbling and now I'm all sticky and blue.

Stop your cryin, you liked it. *picks up her saddle and walks out the door

Dell
09-10-2012, 08:44 AM
Interested in Rothlisberger?

to date or marry?..not the kind you would take home to meet your mother

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:45 AM
to date or marry?..not the kind you would take home to meet your mother


Yeah he'd like rape her in the bathroom or something.

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:47 AM
I had to give up weed for this job - sad I love highin'

sailor
09-10-2012, 08:49 AM
another bum,RG 3 doubled your QB points

I'm content with my points. Let's not get greedy.

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:49 AM
OH HE'S HURT,out for the season,a bum , trade me before you drop him


If he hadn't of pulled up lame yesterday - he could have had a monster day!

Dell
09-10-2012, 08:49 AM
anybody want to take a chance on Fred Jackson...he's getting his MRI today?

Dell
09-10-2012, 08:51 AM
I had to give up weed for this job - sad I love highin'

I had to give up weed in high school due to extreme paranoia...that shit made me nuts

sailor
09-10-2012, 08:54 AM
anybody want to take a chance on Fred Jackson...he's getting his MRI today?

No way! I think he's older than me!

Wow, I'm absolutely STUNNED he's only 31!

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:55 AM
No way! I think he's older than me!

Like, DisneySpy old?

sailor
09-10-2012, 08:55 AM
Like, DisneySpy old?

Hack.

CountryBob
09-10-2012, 08:56 AM
Alright dudes and smurfs - a heavy workload calls. Maybe sees yas laters

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:57 AM
Hack.

Yeah, a bit, but I couldn't resist.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:58 AM
Alright dudes and smurfs - a heavy workload calls. Maybe sees yas laters

Don't threaten us!:bye:

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 08:58 AM
Hack.

thank you! bout time someone pointed that out

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 08:58 AM
Interested in Rothlisberger?

let you know after tonight, I want to see what Dalton does, if he just does what he's projected to do he beats Roethlisberger this week. I've kept it closer this week than I though I would, I had a lead for a while, until Pitsburg's defense sprung a leak. Still have 2 playing tonight.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 08:59 AM
thank you! bout time someone pointed that out

Hey! I don't technically make the joke, I just point it out. Everybody's thinking it!

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 09:02 AM
I had to give up weed in high school due to extreme paranoia...that shit made me nuts

I had to give it up due to munchies, I smoked daily for about a year, I had the pizza place on speed dial, I'd call them as I packed a bowl, gained about 30lbs that year.

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:04 AM
thank you! bout time someone pointed that out

it's only hack when they talk about your taffy ball bag...you are very old

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:04 AM
Smurfy, you gonna read the new Michael Chabon book about Oakland?

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:04 AM
anyone see that peyton manning car commercial where he says "call papa bear"? almost did a spit take when i heard it

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:06 AM
it's only hack when they talk about your taffy ball bag...you are very old

the first year it was kinda funny,the last three years its just been hack

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 09:08 AM
the first year it was kinda funny,the last three years its just been hack

then stop showing it to everyone

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:11 AM
then stop showing it to everyone

I know, right...and, do you know how old that taffy sack is?

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:12 AM
i like jen and hairys

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:12 AM
Smurfy, you gonna read the new Michael Chabon book about Oakland?

I haven't heard about it until now, but I shall give it a perusal.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:12 AM
Peanut Butter D Cup

Chocolate Chip Cookie Hoes.

New York Super Fudge Cum Dumpster

A.J.
09-10-2012, 09:12 AM
Cocky road.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:13 AM
then stop showing it to everyone

I know, right...and, do you know how old that taffy sack is?

Thaaaaaank you!

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:13 AM
I haven't heard about it until now, but I shall give it a perusal.

It's about a black family and a jewish family that own a used record store together. It's called Telegraph Ave I think.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:14 AM
havent we already done this ben and jerrys change the name of their ice cream flavors ?

A.J.
09-10-2012, 09:15 AM
havent we already done this ben and jerrys change the name of their ice cream flavors ?

Yeah, I seem to remember this from a while back.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:16 AM
Hey, fez just stole my idea.

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:16 AM
It's about a black family and a jewish family that own a used record store together. It's called Telegraph Ave I think.

if it were a 1950's period piece, that would be even more interesting a topic to me...love stories about the evil music industry of the 1950's

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:16 AM
It's about a black family and a jewish family that own a used record store together. It's called Telegraph Ave I think.

There are Jews in it? Then I don't know.

A.J.
09-10-2012, 09:16 AM
Fudgepacker ripple.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:16 AM
Hey, fez just stole my idea.

wow my feed is slow,just heard it

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:17 AM
What a cluster was originally called Clusterfluff, so they've beat Fez to the pun.

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:17 AM
fudge packed...

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:17 AM
Fudgepacker ripple.

the dell story

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:18 AM
fudge packed...

mods clean up in this aisle,clean up please

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:19 AM
mods clean up in this aisle,clean up please

hack and hack...:wink:

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:19 AM
mods clean up in this aisle,clean up please

:laugh:

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:20 AM
hack and hack...:wink:

You're lucky that the quotes you have are already so good.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:21 AM
if it were a 1950's period piece, that would be even more interesting a topic to me...love stories about the evil music industry of the 1950's

It's set in the early 2000's but his last few books dip into the past somewhat.

There are Jews in it? Then I don't know.

Have you ever read a chabon book? There's always a jew and a gay. Most of the time there's a gay jew.

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 09:21 AM
You're lucky that the quotes you have are already so good.

he only has 2, there's plenty of room

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:22 AM
what i like about our league is the comments are left in the match up pages and not on the message posts,i find that hacky but what do you expect from a 10 person league

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 09:23 AM
It's set in the early 2000's but his last few books dip into the past somewhat.



Have you ever read a chabon book? There's always a jew and a gay. Most of the time there's a gay jew.

Oy Vey

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:29 AM
Oy Vey

Boy vey

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:30 AM
The hug guy got permission to give the bear hug prior to doing it.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:35 AM
They really dont need to speculate, it's in the news story about this that the bear hug was prearranged.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:35 AM
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/bear-hug-227x300.jpg

boy gay

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:37 AM
They really dont need to speculate, it's in the news story about this that the bear hug was prearranged.

they admittedly don't read past the headline and a glance at accompanying picture...I stopped relaying stories I heard on this show, too many embarrassing moments

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:39 AM
Fuck you, I love candy corn.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:41 AM
Tasty Klare pies are technically seasonal, they used to go away in the summer. Tread lightly, Ron.

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Fuck you, I love candy corn.

sick fuck

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Tasty Klare pies are technically seasonal, they used to go away in the summer. Tread lightly, Ron.

I love those so much. So so very much.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:42 AM
around here cherry pies are a july treat and then abandoned

Misteriosa
09-10-2012, 09:42 AM
Fuck you, I love candy corn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJsNi7JWZJw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

(Forgive me, im mobile)

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJsNi7JWZJw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

oh poor misti,we know your ill,it's ok,go back to bed

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:43 AM
sick fuck

The flavor of candy corn isn't bad, it's the waxy consistency.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:44 AM
MISTI!!!! (in all caps cause I'm yelling it)

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:45 AM
I love fig newtons...damn, knuckle dragger

candy corn is great if you people eat them by color...you haters are doing it wrong

circus peanuts and peeps suck ass...they're only fun to put in the microwave

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:46 AM
Chips Ahoy would destroy Oreos in a cage match.

Misteriosa
09-10-2012, 09:48 AM
Chips Ahoy would destroy Oreos in a cage match.

Uhh... no. Team Oreo ALL DAY!!

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJsNi7JWZJw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

(Forgive me, im mobile)

I'll forgive you for being mobile but not for giving me bad dreams.




And if you dont like candy corn then we just cant together on anything anymore.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:49 AM
Uhh... no. Team Oreo ALL DAY!!

We're going to have to solve this argument in the ring. Your cookie's gonna crumble!!

Misteriosa
09-10-2012, 09:49 AM
Bad dreams? Moose A. Moose is adorable.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:49 AM
Chips Ahoy would destroy Oreos in a cage match.

Uhh... no. Team Oreo ALL DAY!!

The problem with chips ahoy is it just reminds you how much better baking chocolate chip cookies is. Oreos are atleast a cookie I cant make.


And I make bomb ass motherfucking chocolate chip cookies.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:50 AM
The problem with chips ahoy is it just reminds you how much better baking chocolate chip cookies is. Oreos are atleast a cookie I cant make.


And I make bomb ass motherfucking chocolate chip cookies.

you're going to make some guy really happy one day

Misteriosa
09-10-2012, 09:50 AM
We're going to have to solve this argument in the ring. Your cookie's gonna crumble!!


Lady, you can get far better chocolate chips cookies from countless places. The Oreo, however, is the cookie perfected.

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:51 AM
my favorite candy to get on Halloween was caramel creams...

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/assets/images/singles/caramel_creams.jpg

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:51 AM
The problem with chips ahoy is it just reminds you how much better baking chocolate chip cookies is. Oreos are atleast a cookie I cant make.


And I make bomb ass motherfucking chocolate chip cookies.

Okay, fill a suitcase full of cookies and Tasty Klairs, come to San Francisco, and I will take you to the Jelly Belly Factory. They make their own candy corn along with the yummiest jelly beans ever.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:52 AM
the advice post-fez should go to a gay spa instead of a nut hut

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:52 AM
Bad dreams? Moose A. Moose is adorable.

It's a candy dirge.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:52 AM
my favorite candy to get on Halloween was caramel creams...

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/assets/images/singles/caramel_creams.jpg

First Fig Newtons, and now these? You're bordering close to disneyspy's old fogey territory.

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:53 AM
isn't "gay dance club" redundant?..

Misteriosa
09-10-2012, 09:53 AM
And if you dont like candy corn then we just cant together on anything anymore.

We just cant what together?

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:54 AM
you're going to make some guy really happy one day

Some guy with tits and a vagina.

Okay, fill a suitcase full of cookies and Tasty Klairs, come to San Francisco, and I will take you to the Jelly Belly Factory. They make their own candy corn along with the yummiest jelly beans ever.

I've never had Jelly Belly candy corn, I'll have to check that out. Jelly Beans are a candy I can do without and never miss if I dont get any on Easter.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:54 AM
We just cant what together?

You know....*wiggle eyes*

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:54 AM
We just cant what together?

heeee heeeeee heeeeee

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:55 AM
First Fig Newtons, and now these? You're bordering close to disneyspy's old fogey territory.

oh, I am older than spy...I'm younger than Ron and older than Fez...so, I think I'm still allowed to listen

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:55 AM
We just cant what together?

It was supposed to say "we just cant get together on anything anymore."

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 09:55 AM
Some guy with tits and a vagina.



I've never had Jelly Belly candy corn, I'll have to check that out. Jelly Beans are a candy I can do without and never miss if I dont get any on Easter.

That's cause you haven't had real jelly beans. Those Brachs garbagey kind are crap.

Dell
09-10-2012, 09:56 AM
Some guy with tits and a vagina.



I've never had Jelly Belly candy corn, I'll have to check that out. Jelly Beans are a candy I can do without and never miss if I dont get any on Easter.

you sir...are no Ron Reagan

(the man loved his jelly beans)

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 09:57 AM
queue lleeder and the nut hut radio nut hut radio nut hut radio...

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 09:59 AM
That's cause you haven't had real jelly beans. Those Brachs garbagey kind are crap.

I like Jelly bellys and starbursts

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:04 AM
someone please take mod quote privileges away from jennysmurf...

sailor
09-10-2012, 10:05 AM
Only thing worse than candy corn is circus peanuts.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:06 AM
someone please take mod quote privileges away from jennysmurf...

Aw c'mon! It's the only thing that keeps me going some days!

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:06 AM
someone please take mod quote privileges away from jennysmurf...

DONT!! I LOVE THEM!! AND I LOVE SMURF just for today

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:07 AM
DONT!! I LOVE THEM!! AND I LOVE SMURF just for today

I don't do anything for you! I don't need your approval!

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:08 AM
DONT!! I LOVE THEM!! AND I LOVE SMURF just for today

we all love jenny, but c'mon...you're the only one that has appropriate/fitting mod quotes

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:08 AM
I don't do anything for you! I don't need your approval!

thats hot in a crying girl on the stripper pole kinda way

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:08 AM
someone please take mod quote privileges away from jennysmurf...

And besides, we've made "getting the carpet wet" is a household phrase!

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:09 AM
we all love jenny, but c'mon...you're the only one that has appropriate/fitting mod quotes

His are the most awesomest.

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:10 AM
And besides, we've made "getting the carpet wet" is a household phrase!

don't think that's gonna happen with "fudge packed"...:happy:

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:11 AM
don't think that's gonna happen with "fudge packed"...:happy:

It's still early....

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:11 AM
my favorite candy to get on Halloween was caramel creams...

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/assets/images/singles/caramel_creams.jpg

a kindred spirit, still love those things.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:12 AM
a kindred spirit, still love those things.

You have to go to the old man room. Don't forget your cardigan and slippers.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:13 AM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/xjsM-MZvXiU/mqdefault.jpg

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:14 AM
a kindred spirit, still love those things.

one of our senior administrative assistants keeps them in a candy dish on her desk...she knows I'll visit whenever I'm in town

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:14 AM
oh, I am older than spy...I'm younger than Ron and older than Fez...so, I think I'm still allowed to listen

so Ron is older than Fez?

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:15 AM
one of our senior administrative assistants keeps them in a candy dish on her desk...she knows I'll visit whenever I'm in town

Her candy dish brings all the old boys to the yard?

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:17 AM
Her candy dish brings all the old boys to the yard?

ewww...just got a visual I didn't want (that sweet lady is older than my mother)

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:18 AM
You have to go to the old man room. Don't forget your cardigan and slippers.

I'm taking these with me

<a href="http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/?action=view&amp;current=burnt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/burnt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:18 AM
ewww...just got a visual I didn't want (that sweet lady is older than my mother)

:thumbup: Score!

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:18 AM
Hell-ooo, buddays!

Just back from a pleasant, 2 hour, liquid lunch. :drunk:

Did I miss anything?

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:19 AM
I'm taking these with me

<a href="http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/?action=view&amp;current=burnt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/burnt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

You'll be the favorite.

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 10:19 AM
My modquote made me chuckle.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:19 AM
Hell-ooo, buddays!

Just back from a pleasant, 2 hour, liquid lunch. :drunk:

Did I miss anything?

Dell is older than disneyspy.

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:20 AM
Dell is older than disneyspy.

And he's still alive?!?

Is that possible?!?

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:21 AM
And he's still alive?!?

Is that possible?!?

Barely, but he won't be for long if he doesn't cut back on the Fig Newtons.

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:21 AM
Break and back with the snack?!?

WTF?!? Why did I leave the pub?!?

realmenhatelife
09-10-2012, 10:21 AM
I also enjoy caramel cremes but to be fair I only ever had them because my grandmother.

There also used to be these awesome toffee drops with chocolate ganache in them.

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:22 AM
My modquote made me chuckle.

You bring joy to many.

Warren Peace
09-10-2012, 10:22 AM
I'm taking these with me

<a href="http://s126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/?action=view&amp;current=burnt.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/ftp000/burnt.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Don't forget these

http://medicalnoise.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/death-black-licorice.jpg

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:22 AM
so Ron is older than Fez?

Ron is two years older than me...Fez is three years younger than me

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:23 AM
You bring joy to many.

this is still my favorite,i smile every time i see it

I just called my step sister and rubbed my dick on the phone

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:24 AM
Ron is two years older than me...Fez is three years younger than me

Ok, I'm 48, who am I older/younger than?

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:24 AM
Ron is two years older than me...Fez is three years younger than me

So, wait...Lemme do the math...You're...

Dead 3 years??

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:24 AM
Hell-ooo, buddays!

Just back from a pleasant, 2 hour, liquid lunch. :drunk:

Did I miss anything?

not much...

Fez revealed that his being "locked up" was just a bit and rocked the funny...and, Jenny went wild on the mod quotes

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:25 AM
not much...

Fez revealed that his being "locked up" was just a bit and rocked the funny...and, Jenny went wild on the mod quotes

Pics or it didn't happen.

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:26 AM
Ok, I'm 48, who am I older/younger than?

you sir are in the same boat as me...however, you are sitting closer to Fez

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:27 AM
since i'm the same age as fez, one of my mod quotes is just meh

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:28 AM
you sir are in the same boat as me...however, you are sitting closer to Fez

he better keep his fucking hands to himself

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:29 AM
Ok, I'm 48, who am I older/younger than?

you sir are in the same boat as me...however, you are sitting closer to Fez

since i'm the same age as fez, one of my mod quotes is just meh

I'm feeling damn well sprightly all of a sudden. :smoke:

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:31 AM
so...what's the number if you want to call the show?

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:32 AM
so...what's the number if you want to call the show?

YOU'RE the number if you want to call the show!

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:33 AM
I don't worry about old age, it won't last long

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:33 AM
I'm feeling damn well sprightly all of a sudden. :smoke:

If you're spritely, I'm barely legal.

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:33 AM
he better keep his fucking hands to himself

is your homophobia just masking your true feelings...I hear that's the case with most of you gay bashers

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:33 AM
he better keep his fucking hands to himself

:laugh:

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:34 AM
If you're spritely, I'm barely legal.

That's hot. :wink:

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:34 AM
If you're spritely, I'm barely legal.

hot!

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:35 AM
That's hot. :wink:

hot!

I've found my niche market!

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:36 AM
I've found my niche market!

So, what...You believe god is dead?

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:37 AM
So, what...You believe god is dead?

Que?

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:41 AM
Que?

Culo de pollo?

:lol:

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:42 AM
So, what...You believe god is dead?

I get it...Friedrich Nietzsche

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:43 AM
I get it...Friedrich Nietzsche

I admit, that was a bit of a stretch.

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:43 AM
language please...we only speak English and American on this here board!

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:43 AM
So, what...You believe god is dead?

Que?

you said "Niche", it was like a chip joke, if chip knew who Nietzsche was.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:44 AM
you said "Niche", it was like a chip joke, if chip knew who Nietzsche was.

tssssssss

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:45 AM
I get it...Friedrich Nietzsche

I admit, that was a bit of a stretch.

That was terrible. Go sit in time out and think about what you've done.

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:46 AM
you said "Niche", it was like a chip joke, if chip knew who Nietzsche was.

I have come to like Jimmy as Chip more than Jimmy as Jimmy...I love the new bit where he tells Eric to "take us out" after cracking a joke

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:46 AM
That was terrible. Go sit in time out and think about what you've done.

Maybe...

Que?

Culo de pollo?

:lol:

But this was comedy gold! :lol:

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Maybe...





But this was comedy gold! :lol:

No talking while in time out!

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:49 AM
Maybe...





But this was comedy gold! :lol:

meh...:thumbdown:

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:50 AM
meh...:thumbdown:

Exactly. Calling me the ass of chicken didn't help his case.

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:50 AM
I have come to like Jimmy as Chip more than Jimmy as Jimmy...I love the new bit where he tells Eric to "take us out" after cracking a joke

yeah that kills me too, especially when Eric does

Dell
09-10-2012, 10:50 AM
later buddays...:bye:

it was fun posting with you...until tomorrow

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:50 AM
Who cares about GoDaddy, we're still here!!

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:51 AM
alright buddays going to root for some ham n eggers tonight so i can beat c-bob til the morow brings us sweet sweet sorrow

C'YA!!

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 10:51 AM
later buddays...:bye:

it was fun posting with you...until tomorrow

unless you stumble drunkenly into that other thread later

:bye:Y'all

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:52 AM
No talking while in time out!

meh...:thumbdown:

Exactly. Calling me the ass of chicken didn't help his case.

Pfft! I say!

Pfft! To both of you!


"What?"

"Chicken butt!"

In Spanish, yet!

Comdey gold, I tell's ya!!

Ah, screw it. Back to the pub! :drunk:

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:52 AM
alright buddays going to root for some ham n eggers tonight so i can beat off c-bob til the morow brings us sweet sweet sorrow

C'YA!!

Gay.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:53 AM
Exactly. Calling me the ass of chicken didn't help his case.

god i wish i could do mod quotes right now

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:53 AM
Bye guys! Okay, Leeds, you can get out of time out.:bye:

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 10:54 AM
Bye guys! Okay, Leeds, you can get out of time out.:bye:

Thank god! I need a drink! :drunk:

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:54 AM
god i wish i could do mod quotes right now

Well you can't, cause you're a dirty quitter.

disneyspy
09-10-2012, 10:55 AM
Well you can't, cause you're a dirty quitter.

i won the great spam war and had no other challenges

jennysmurf
09-10-2012, 10:56 AM
i won the great spam war and had no other challenges

Meh.:thumbdown:

deliciousV
09-10-2012, 11:00 AM
Thank god! I need a drink! :drunk:

no doubt, what's it been 30 minutes?

LeedsJr
09-10-2012, 12:08 PM
no doubt, what's it been 30 minutes?

30 minutes...A lifetime...Whatever! :drunk: