Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/13/12 - Capo de tutti fruitti

[realmenhatelife]

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Two more shows before we go back to the beach.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

let's briefly return to a time when page one was dedicated to beautiful women...

http://www.nicepeopleproductions.com/Steps_Memoribilia/faye.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

I dont know why I get a perverse enjoyment when movies that RBI guests are promoting get shitty reviews but both Francine and Liberal Arts got shitty reviews. Or to be more accurate Francine got a kindof boring review and Liberal Arts got eviscerated by a reviewer that seems to find that guys entire body of work an affront common decency.

[Dell]

who is on Prime Time Sam's show right now?

I'm gathering he is from SOA...(which I keep muting because I have the show recorded)

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,i'm with ya dell

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[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

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[Dell]

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[realmenhatelife]

who is on Prime Time Sam's show right now?

I'm gathering he is from SOA...(which I keep muting because I have the show recorded)

A standup named Brian Posehn.

[disneyspy]

i'll say 11:41 is when pepper says fuck

[Dell]

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and that completes my Charlies Angels, 2012...

[Dell]

I'm on a slight delay...PLEASE give me a spoiler alert if they start talking Sons of Anarchy

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

I may have over-indulged a bit yesterday. :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

i'll say 11:41 is when pepper says fuck

I'll be impressed if he lasts that long.

[disneyspy]

ha! fez has been seriously listening so none of you fucks better get on his case about not talking

[Dell]

my mother's only profanity was "shit"...she tried to explain that it's not a profanity, because it's something people do

I said "fuck" is something people do...my dad smacked the back of my head

[LeedsJr]

ha! fez has been seriously listening so none of you fucks better get on his case about not talking

He sounds good so far. I was expecting a lot more in the way of meltdowns this week.

Tomorrow should be some amazing train wreck radio.

[disneyspy]

my mother's only profanity was "shit"...she tried to explain that it's not a profanity, because it's something people do

I said "fuck" is something people do...my dad smacked the back of my head

you should've called him a mother fucker

[PapaBear]

I'm listening somewhat live for the first time in a VERY long time. Won't be for long, but... HEY!

[disneyspy]

I'm listening somewhat live for the first time in a VERY long time. Won't be for long, but... HEY!

HEY PB!

[LeedsJr]

you should've called him a mother fucker

HA!

The show and the thread funny right out of the gate!

[Dell]

GREAT NEWS Leeds...HRJ is doing a live appearance today

[PapaBear]

HEY PB!
Hi!!!

[disneyspy]

i must be bsexual cuz i always want sex

[LeedsJr]

GREAT NEWS Leeds...HRJ is doing a live appearance today

:wallbash:

I wonder what the lunch specials are at the pub today... :drunk:

[disneyspy]

:wallbash:

I wonder what the lunch specials are at the pub today... :drunk:

i'll save our FFL talk til HRJ comes in

SHARK!!

[deliciousV]

:wallbash:

I wonder what the lunch specials are at the pub today... :drunk:

at my Pub it's thirsty thursday, 2 dollar beers, 2 dollar house liqour, and 2.99 apps

[Misteriosa]

Hey guys :o checking in while at the drs office

[disneyspy]

AT 11:41 i'm going to call in and call hicks a centaur

[Dell]

at my Pub it's thirsty thursday, 2 dollar beers, 2 dollar house liqour, and 2.99 apps

that's worth a trip to MB on Thursday...and Thee Doll House

[CountryBob]

Howdys - just had to fire my president. Fun times! :(

[CountryBob]

Hey guys :o checking in while at the drs office

Don't touch the magazines! Sickness lurks!

[deliciousV]

Howdys - just had to fire my president. Fun times! :(

the rest of us have to wait until November

[Dell]

Howdys - just had to fire my president. Fun times! :(

does that mean we are stuck with Biden...you bastard!

[realmenhatelife]

I think it qualified as a meltdown.

[PapaBear]

does that mean we are stuck with Biden...you bastard!
He didn't say "fire AT"!

[LeedsJr]

I think it qualified as a meltdown.

Maybe, but it was great. :thumbup:

[realmenhatelife]

Howdys - just had to fire my president. Fun times! :(

Wow, that's an experience.

[deliciousV]

Howdys - just had to fire my president. Fun times! :(

all I can think of now is that episode of Cheers where Norm was made the firing guy, he'd bring them to the bar and fire them, and cry.

[realmenhatelife]

I could listen to this southern pothead for a little longer. He just called it grass.

[disneyspy]

Howdys - just had to fire my president. Fun times! :(

sounds like the best day at work ever

[realmenhatelife]

I knew he was about to say it, he was getting way too relaxed.

[LeedsJr]

i'll say 11:41 is when pepper says fuck

Pretty close. :laugh:

[disneyspy]

damn i was 9 minutes early!

[A.J.]

I could listen to this southern pothead for a little longer. He just called it grass.

Just like they did back in 1973.

[PapaBear]

damn i was 9 minutes early!
By Price is Right rules, as long as no one said 11:42, you WIN!!!:clap:

[disneyspy]

my mom could never figure out why i kept aluminum foil in my car in high school-it made a quick bowl in a pinch

[LeedsJr]

Aannnd... lunch time! :drunk:

[Dell]

here comes Hard Rock Johnny...see you in a while Leeds

[disneyspy]

so i wonder why the trade between me and delv hasnt gone thru yet

[PapaBear]

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[Misteriosa]

Team vaporizer... thats is all

[Misteriosa]

Also LotR is high fantasy. Star Wars is sci-fi.

[jennysmurf]

I know I'm tardy to the party, but has anyone seen PaulO's post this morning? If not, I think he could use some encouragement.

[disneyspy]

I know I'm tardy to the party, but has anyone seen PaulO's post this morning? If not, I think he could use some encouragement.

damn just saw that,i'll give him a call

[realmenhatelife]

Also LotR is high fantasy. Star Wars is sci-fi.

Ron only likes hard sci fi.



My brother has one of those ice bongs.

[disneyspy]

but first i went over to the messages at out FFL site and saw this message from cruel circus

This thing is a joke, right?

I VERY rarely vote against trades. I usually figure let people run their teams how they want to.
But this one is just silly.

[Dell]

so i wonder why the trade between me and delv hasnt gone thru yet

I hope nobody speculates...you sensitive baby

[jennysmurf]

damn just saw that,i'll give him a call

:thumbup: Thanks, budday.

[Dell]

I know I'm tardy to the party, but has anyone seen PaulO's post this morning? If not, I think he could use some encouragement.

I hope sailor doesn't see it...

[sailor]

So, is Johnny 160 or lost 160? Either way super impressive!

[realmenhatelife]

I know I'm tardy to the party, but has anyone seen PaulO's post this morning? If not, I think he could use some encouragement.

Dont take the bait, Jenny.

[PapaBear]

So, is Johnny 160 or lost 160? Either way super impressive!
Lost. And, yes. VERY impressive.

[sailor]

I hope sailor doesn't see it...

Uh-oh

[sailor]

Lost. And, yes. VERY impressive.

He lost my current weight!

[jennysmurf]

I hope sailor doesn't see it...

He'll send him over the edge. Cause he's so awful.

[jennysmurf]

Dont take the bait, Jenny.

It's all good. I told him I loved him, and I do, so it didn't cost me anything.

[sailor]

It's all good. I told him I loved him, and I do, so it didn't cost me anything.

Just your soul.

[PapaBear]

He lost my current weight!
Shut up you diminutive ass! :furious:

[jennysmurf]

Just your soul.

Like I still own that.

[disneyspy]

:thumbup: Thanks, budday.

we talked,he'll be ok he had to go cuz stugots was calling so he's got people to talk to so thats a good sign

[jennysmurf]

Shut up you diminutive ass! :furious:

Don't you just wanna smack his smug face? I may get my grudge match afterall!

[jennysmurf]

we talked,he'll be ok he had to go cuz stugots was calling so he's got people to talk to so thats a good sign

You're a good egg.

[Dell]

He'll send him over the edge. Cause he's so awful.

is your mod agenda to send people away from the listening thread every day?..priorities sweetheart, priorities

[Dell]

oh god...blowhard and hrj...a Leeds nightmare

[Misteriosa]

I am totally lost with the fantasy football thing. My ranking clearly demonstrates this :down:

[disneyspy]

is your mod agenda to send people away from the listening thread every day?..priorities sweetheart, priorities

hey dont talk to my insider in the mod lounge like that,that's right,she's my deep throat

[jennysmurf]

is your mod agenda to send people away from the listening thread every day?..priorities sweetheart, priorities

As a mod, I have to check all the threads. Plus, I care about the posters here (unlike some). When you're incapacitated, I'll come over and pinch you.

[Dell]

hey dont talk to my insider in the mod lounge like that,that's right,she's my deep throat

like it would take a deep throat...dreamer

[jennysmurf]

I am totally lost with the fantasy football thing. My ranking clearly demonstrates this :down:

I have absosmurfly no clue what I'm doing either. It has to be mostly luck.

[jennysmurf]

like it would take a deep throat...dreamer

:laugh: Cause he's small.

[PapaBear]

My search is on Sailor time...

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[disneyspy]

I am totally lost with the fantasy football thing. My ranking clearly demonstrates this :down:

it's early,things change,vote against every trade made and try to pick up players and get rid of your bad ones

[disneyspy]

:laugh: Cause he's small.

i am 6 and 5/8ths,size queen

[realmenhatelife]

I am totally lost with the fantasy football thing. My ranking clearly demonstrates this :down:

Your team really underperformed though, on paper you should've done much better. That's the cruel mistress that is projected points.

[realmenhatelife]

i am 6 and 5/8ths,size queen

Noone wants to buy you a hat.

[PapaBear]

Your team really underperformed though, on paper you should've done much better. That's the cruel mistress that is projected points.
Paper is a terrible place to play football.

[realmenhatelife]

Can the answer be noone gets in the life boat? If not can I be left out of the lifeboat?

[jennysmurf]

Noone wants to buy you a hat.

:clap:

[disneyspy]

Noone wants to buy you a hat.

if this thing hits page 12 i'll get out the tape measure and camera!!!

[Dell]

i am 6 and 5/8ths,size queen

when measuring from the taint...

[disneyspy]

when measuring from the taint...

oh look who's posting like crazy now to get this thread to 12 pages

[jennysmurf]

if this thing hits page 12 i'll get out the tape measure and camera!!!

Part of me wants to call you on this, but the rest has no desire to see any of that.

[Dell]

oh look who's posting like crazy now to get this thread to 12 pages

:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

Paper is a terrible place to play football.

What about paper football?

[deliciousV]

it's early,things change,vote against every trade made and try to pick up players and get rid of your bad ones

wait, what?

[PapaBear]

What about paper football?
It's played on a table. Different game!

[deliciousV]

i am 6 and 5/8ths,size queen

measured from the center of the asshole to just past the tip

[Dell]

wait, what?

he's whining again...somebody posted that they thought the trade was ridiculous

[realmenhatelife]

What about paper football?

That's best on a cafeteria table.

[jennysmurf]

wait, what?

You can't trust him.

[jennysmurf]

measured from the center of the asshole to just past the tip

All this talk is bringing up images that I just don't want in my brain.

[disneyspy]

wait, what?

i was hoping you'd see that,i don't think the trade will go thru,too many people think i was way too generous on my offer,i've had some huge offers for RG III from everyone sent to me in PMs

[deliciousV]

he's whining again...somebody posted that they thought the trade was ridiculous

I saw that, the guy who beat me by 20 doesn't want me to have 1 good player.

[Dell]

Fez's new phone...

http://www.monteslawgroup.com/old-blog/jitterbug_senior_citizen_cell_phone.jpg

[disneyspy]

if dell measured from his asshole to the tip i bet it be 2 feet 2 inches

[Dell]

i was hoping you'd see that,i don't think the trade will go thru,too many people think i was way too generous on my offer,i've had some huge offers for RG III from everyone sent to me in PMs

you are such a liar (and whiner)...you hate being the recipient of all the trade rape accusations this year

[deliciousV]

i was hoping you'd see that,i don't think the trade will go thru,too many people think i was way too generous on my offer,i've had some huge offers for RG III from everyone sent to me in PMs

oh well. It would have been a start, but I still wouldn't be much of a threat.

[Dell]

if dell measured from his asshole to the tip i bet it be 2 feet 2 inches

keep your fantasies off of the listening thread...perv

[PapaBear]

All this talk is bringing up images that I just don't want in my brain..
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[realmenhatelife]

i was hoping you'd see that,i don't think the trade will go thru,too many people think i was way too generous on my offer,i've had some huge offers for RG III from everyone sent to me in PMs

The trade screen says it's scheduled to go through tomorrow.

[disneyspy]

oh well. It would have been a start, but I still wouldn't be much of a threat.

i wont name names but deepthroat offered me micheal vick,andre johnson and a bj,i told her to keep vick and andre

[disneyspy]

The trade screen says it's scheduled to go through tomorrow.

STOP IT!! i was trying to have some fun

[disneyspy]

I Want My Cigareetes Nurse Ratchet!! My Cigareetes!!

[jennysmurf]

i wont name names but deepthroat offered me micheal vick,andre johnson and a bj,i told her to keep vick and andre

I'd never offer you anything, doodyhead.

[deliciousV]

STOP IT!! i was trying to have some fun

You really won't get me all worked up, I'm a long way from even a fair team with this trade.

[disneyspy]

I'd never offer you anything, doodyhead.

pretty sure i didnt use your name

[thebarge]

Fez in the Nut Hut: "Nothing works here, I hate this place, the medications don't work"

[disneyspy]

You really won't get me all worked up, I'm a long way from even a fair team with this trade.

you have decent recievers and now a real RB and QB,you're in it now,believe me

i gave away cam newton last year and he was #2 in points at the time to a guy that started bad and he made the playoffs

[jennysmurf]

Fez in the Nut Hut: "Nothing works here, I hate this place, the medications don't work"

Sounds familiar......

[Zorro]

Who voluntarily checks into a hospital on a Friday afternoon?

[deliciousV]

you have decent recievers and now a real RB and QB,you're in it now,believe me

i gave away cam newton last year and he was #2 in points at the time to a guy that started bad and he made the playoffs

I hope so, I'll be scratching at it, searching the waivers, I'm looking for another RB. This shit's funner than I thought it'd be.

[disneyspy]

Who voluntarily checks into a hospital on a Friday afternoon?

crazy people

[Misteriosa]

If fezzie is gonna be in queens, he may be checking into holliswood hospital.

[deliciousV]

Fez in the Nut Hut: "Nothing works here, I hate this place, the medications don't work"

when Fez first said he was going in again I believed it might help this time, he was saying he was staying until he was better, an indefinate stay.
Now it turns out that he's going in during a vacation week, and says "he believes" he'll be out when the week is over.
I've lost faith.

[disneyspy]

If fezzie is gonna be in queens, he may be checking into holliswood hospital.

if fez is going to be in queens he may be at a drag show

[thebarge]

Sounds familiar......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pUSIjdvTIY

[PapaBear]

But not Hell on Wheels!!!

[deliciousV]

But not Hell on Wheels!!!

?

[jennysmurf]

when Fez first said he was going in again I believed it might help this time, he was saying he was staying until he was better, an indefinate stay.
Now it turns out that he's going in during a vacation week, and says "he believes" he'll be out when the week is over.
I've lost faith.

Me too. A week isn't nearly long enough.

[PapaBear]

?
Dish Network ad. I just watched the last two episodes of hell on wheels, and there were constant ads about how you can't watch it on Dish

[disneyspy]

But not Hell on Wheels!!!

i actually have a legal site to watch on this year,ATT UVERSE is free to customers up here til its all set up thru town,i only have 3mbps service but if i have all windows closed it's a decent stream

[CountryBob]

I have absosmurfly no clue what I'm doing either. It has to be mostly luck.


Your ass is going down on Sunday!

[jennysmurf]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pUSIjdvTIY

I knew I had heard that somewhere!:laugh: Didn't they play it on the show when ESD was still around?

[PapaBear]

i actually have a legal site to watch on this year,ATT UVERSE is free to customers up here til its all set up thru town,i only have 3mbps service but if i have all windows closed it's a decent stream
I just turn on my TV. And it's there. I'm a non Dish baller that way.

[disneyspy]

Your ass is going down on Sunday!

i prefer ass up face down university

[jennysmurf]

Your ass is going down on Sunday!

Nuh uh! I will not be CBobbed! You're gonna be smurfed! And it is just as unpleasant as it sounds.

[deliciousV]

Dish Network ad. I just watched the last two episodes of hell on wheels, and there were constant ads about how you can't watch it on Dish

last weeks episode was pretty damn strong. Pulled me in again, this season just hadn't hooked me until then.

[realmenhatelife]

if fez is going to be in queens he may be at a drag show

Bellvue is Burning.

[PapaBear]

You're gonna be smurfed! And it is just as unpleasant as it sounds.
You really need to work on your taunts. Being smurfed sounds too cuddly.

[Zorro]

If fezzie is gonna be in queens, he may be checking into holliswood hospital.

Holliswood is the real deal. Huge magnetic lock steel doors and cra-crazy people.

[realmenhatelife]

On th eve of going in lets not get into the "dont listen to the doctors, dont take the meds" callers.

[deliciousV]

You really need to work on your taunts. Being smurfed sounds too cuddly.

I guess that depends on whos doing the smurfing

[jennysmurf]

You really need to work on your taunts. Being smurfed sounds too cuddly.

Then why won't you ever let me smurf you? It's all I've ever wanted, and you won't let me!

[disneyspy]

On th eve of going in lets not get into the "dont listen to the doctors, dont take the meds" callers.

this chick sounds like smurf on downs

[deliciousV]

On th eve of going in lets not get into the "dont listen to the doctors, dont take the meds" callers.

Seriously, what's wrong with this bitch?

[thebarge]

I knew I had heard that somewhere!:laugh: Didn't they play it on the show when ESD was still around?
Yep - they played it back when he went into the nut hut the first time.

[jennysmurf]

this chick sounds like smurf on downs

You can't keep comparing me to every other woman. Move on.

[CountryBob]

Nuh uh! I will not be CBobbed! You're gonna be smurfed! And it is just as unpleasant as it sounds.

Don't worry - I bring lube when I give ya a CBobbing!

[deliciousV]

Me too. A week isn't nearly long enough.

most meds don't even start working in a week, if he comes back that soon he won't know if the meds are working.

[jennysmurf]

Yep - they played it back when he went into the nut hut the first time.

Good times.:happy:

[CountryBob]

Fez needs to rat hole the drugs and bring em back to Peppy Hamburger

[jennysmurf]

Don't worry - I bring lube when I give ya a CBobbing!

I love how none of the verbs we have become are pleasant.

[disneyspy]

yaeah!! its the return of goofus smrf and gallant spy!!

goofus smurf calls me all fucked up and tries to talk sexy

gallant spy tells her to take a walk and drink some coffee

[jennysmurf]

yaeah!! its the return of goofus smrf and gallant spy!!

goofus smurf calls me all fucked up and tries to talk sexy

gallant spy tells her to take a walk and drink some coffee

Hack.

[disneyspy]

Hack.

goofus smurf using hack is hack

[realmenhatelife]

I detect a little sarcasm in this Fez bit.

[Dell]

Don't worry - I bring lube when I give ya a CBobbing!

needing lube means your doing it wrong...:happy:

[PapaBear]

I've seriously overindulged in live listening and posting. Time to go to bed. :sleep:

[disneyspy]

I've seriously overindulged in live listening and posting. Time to go to bed. :sleep:

i'll have peyton manning call you just as your falling asleep

[CountryBob]

Good god ! I just got off the phone with a night shift chick complaining of sexual harassment - why can't my employees just work respectful and then go home?

Btw - this rant by fez sucks

[deliciousV]

Fez has taken a funny enough premise to be entertaining, but he's just too fucking angry sounding.

[CountryBob]

needing lube means your doing it wrong...:happy:

It's for me large CBobbing tool - don't make me get out the tape and measure it :)

[realmenhatelife]

Good god ! I just got off the phone with a night shift chick complaining of sexual harassment - why can't my employees just work respectful and then go home?

Btw - this rant by fez sucks

You weren't stroking it when she told you her complaint, were you?

[jennysmurf]

I've seriously overindulged in live listening and posting. Time to go to bed. :sleep:

Goodnight, Papabear. I'll visit you in your dreams. And I won't bring lube.

[disneyspy]

You weren't stroking it when she told you her complaint, were you?

HA! and hissing 'pussy" softly

[jennysmurf]

It's for me large CBobbing tool - don't make me get out the tape and measure it :)

You weren't stroking it when she told you her complaint, were you?

He was just "measuring" it.

[CountryBob]

Just realized that yoga shorts are better than yoga pants on this hot babe walking into the drug store! I'm sure she going in to get her pain pills.

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

That bit wasn't funny.

And Hard Rock Boring needs to go away.

[deliciousV]

Just realized that yoga shorts are better than yoga pants on this hot babe walking into the drug store! I'm sure she going in to get her pain pills.

and they put you in charge of handling sexual harassment claims?

[Dell]

alright...this bit has worn thin

I'm going to eat and shower...hope to be back before the end of the show

[realmenhatelife]

Just realized that yoga shorts are better than yoga pants on this hot babe walking into the drug store! I'm sure she going in to get her pain pills.

Love em both.

[jennysmurf]

alright...this bit has worn thin

I'm going to eat and shower...hope to be back before the end of the show

Just eat in the shower. It saves time.

[jennysmurf]

Buddays.

That bit wasn't funny.

And Hard Rock Boring needs to go away.

The bit was so bad, it killed the listening thread.

[CountryBob]

Just eat in the shower. It saves time.
Pull a Kramer and fix a whole meal in the shower

[jennysmurf]

The bit was so bad, it killed the listening thread.

And now that the snack is up, it's like a ghost town over here.:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

The bit was so bad, it killed the listening thread.

Maybe we're just afraid of what spy will do.

[jennysmurf]

These are overused, and often unfunny, but in Fez's case, it's appropriate...

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[jennysmurf]

Maybe we're just afraid of what spy will do.

Ha! Oh man, I forgot about that!

[realmenhatelife]

These are overused, and often unfunny, but in Fez's case, it's appropriate...

http://media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com/upload/269864202641476533_R8tsmYeS_b.jpg

Women love those.

[jennysmurf]

Women love those.

Yeah, those and the stupid "Be Calm" ones. I hate those so much.

[LeedsJr]

If they talk FF with HTG after the break, I'm going back to the pub... :drunk:

[Dell]

there are some definite dq's in today's snack...equipment of any kind is forbidden in that sport


1-3 is a definite winner with that interrobang group...wish there was a way to bet it

[realmenhatelife]

there are some definite dq's in today's snack...equipment of any kind is forbidden in that sport


1-3 is a definite winner with that interrobang group...wish there was a way to bet it

There's bare tit and they didn't label it NSFW

[disneyspy]

There's bare tit and they didn't label it NSFW

ONE? THERES MANY!! AND THEY'RE NOT TOO BIG!!

[disneyspy]

did you people know theres a childrens show called JAKERS? i'm surfng thru the uverse and its disturbing

[Dell]

did you people know theres a childrens show called JAKERS? i'm surfng thru the uverse and its disturbing

you are a perv...

[deliciousV]

If they talk FF with HTG after the break, I'm going back to the pub... :drunk:

I think I've figured Leeds out, he doesn't bitch because he really hates so much on the show, he's just creating a reason to go drink.

[LeedsJr]

I think I've figured Leeds out, he doesn't bitch because he really hates so much on the show, he's just creating a reason to go drink.

Doesn't make me a bad person... :smile:

[disneyspy]

I think I've figured Leeds out, he doesn't bitch because he really hates so much on the show, he's just creating a reason to go drink.

ha! i can see the bartender now

"hey leeds whats up?"

leeds"well you know happy typing girl came on my radio so i need a drink"

bartender- "ok leeds,ok"

[Dell]

Doesn't make me a bad person... :smile:

and recognizing it is the first step to recovery...you are on your way budday

[Dell]

ha! i can see the bartender now

"hey leeds whats up?"

leeds"well you know happy typing girl came on my radio so i need a drink"

bartender- "ok leeds,ok"

I think the bartender has been asked to call him Mr. Leeds...

[deliciousV]

Doesn't make me a bad person... :smile:

you daytime drunks are a sneaky lot. Us nighttime drunks just drink.

[jennysmurf]

I think I've figured Leeds out, he doesn't bitch because he really hates so much on the show, he's just creating a reason to go drink.

Meh, who needs a reason these days?

[realmenhatelife]

Oh cool, my local theater gets Sleepwalk With Me in two weeks.

[LeedsJr]

I think I've figured Leeds out, he doesn't bitch because he really hates so much on the show, he's just creating a reason to go drink.

ha! i can see the bartender now

"hey leeds whats up?"

leeds"well you know happy typing girl came on my radio so i need a drink"

bartender- "ok leeds,ok"

HA!

My bartender has mentioned that sometimes I drink to celebrate a good day, and sometimes to deal with a shitty day.

So, yeah, I can make it fit into almost any ocassion. :drunk:

[Dell]

remember the Z Man, Tommy Zarzecki?..and, his horrible appearances on the show?

well, I just read his article in the latest JR Cigar catalog..."There is No Passion Like That of a Cigar Smoker"

the article is proof that ANYONE wanting to write professionally, can do so...wow, just wow

[LeedsJr]

you daytime drunks are a sneaky lot. Us nighttime drunks just drink.

I can't stay up that late, I've got work in the morning. :tongue:

[Dell]

Meh, who needs a reason these days?

Mr. Leeds...

[LeedsJr]

remember the Z Man, Tommy Zarzecki?..and, his horrible appearances on the show?

well, I just read his article in the latest JR Cigar catalog..."There is No Passion Like That of a Cigar Smoker"

the article is proof that ANYONE wanting to write professionally, can do so...wow, just wow

He was truly awful. :thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

remember the Z Man, Tommy Zarzecki?..and, his horrible appearances on the show?

well, I just read his article in the latest JR Cigar catalog..."There is No Passion Like That of a Cigar Smoker"

the article is proof that ANYONE wanting to write professionally, can do so...wow, just wow

Z Man is the epitome of awful dudes.

[jennysmurf]

remember the Z Man, Tommy Zarzecki?..and, his horrible appearances on the show?

well, I just read his article in the latest JR Cigar catalog..."There is No Passion Like That of a Cigar Smoker"

the article is proof that ANYONE wanting to write professionally, can do so...wow, just wow

That reminds me, stanupshaw hasn't been around in a while. He hated that "wow, just wow" phrase.

[disneyspy]

remember the Z Man, Tommy Zarzecki?..and, his horrible appearances on the show?

well, I just read his article in the latest JR Cigar catalog..."There is No Passion Like That of a Cigar Smoker"

the article is proof that ANYONE wanting to write professionally, can do so...wow, just wow

why would you torture yourself that way?

[jennysmurf]

Mr. Leeds...

Still?

[Dell]

Z Man is the epitome of awful dudes.

based on his picture in the article...he would place high in a Tom Arnold look-alike contest

[deliciousV]

I can't stay up that late, I've got work in the morning. :tongue:

you certainly seem to be an exemplary employee

[Dell]

That reminds me, stanupshaw hasn't been around in a while. He hated that "wow, just wow" phrase.

I know, right...just saying

[Dell]

why would you torture yourself that way?

it has to be the same as putting your tongue on a mouth ulcer...you know it will hurt, but you do it anyway

[jennysmurf]

I know, right...just saying

I can't say anything, I use the "right?" one all the time.:tongue:

[deliciousV]

Z Man is the epitome of awful dudes.

he really was, I wouldn't read scribble on the bathroom wall if I knew he wrote it.

[Dell]

he really was, I wouldn't read scribble on the bathroom wall if I knew he wrote it.

I hear it contained Jenny's number...

[jennysmurf]

he really was, I wouldn't read scribble on the bathroom wall if I knew he wrote it.

You're just miffed that you ended up with disneyspy's number the last time you read scribble on the bathroom wall.

[jennysmurf]

I hear it contained Jenny's number...

You're just miffed that you ended up with disneyspy's number the last time you read scribble on the bathroom wall.

Dang it, Dell!

[disneyspy]

he really was, I wouldn't read scribble on the bathroom wall if I knew he wrote it.

i wouldnt shit in his mouth if i knew he was starving to death

[deliciousV]

i wouldnt shit in his mouth if i knew he was starving to death

probably wouldn't help anyway, not a lot of nutrition in shit from what I've heard.

[Dell]

shark!

[A.J.]

Shark!

[disneyspy]

Shark!

i think that was a poor mans shark,not our shark

[Dell]

make love not war, maaaaan...:smoke:

[jennysmurf]

I don't mind that I'm on a bit of a delay, because I never miss a shark call anymore. I'm always prepared.

[Dell]

i think that was a poor mans shark,not our shark

really?..sounded like his voice to me

[deliciousV]

my wife doesn't even use "make love", she just says "I hope you plan on fucking me tonight", she's no lady I guess.

[Dell]

best gay name...Big Richard

[disneyspy]

really?..sounded like his voice to me

it sounded like someone imitating him and the phone scruffling sound was totally not him

[jennysmurf]

I hate all that roses and candles nonsense.

[LeedsJr]

Wow, Ron has really run out of steam at the end here...

[jennysmurf]

my wife doesn't even use "make love", she just says "I hope you plan on fucking me tonight", she's no lady I guess.

You're a lucky, lucky man.

[deliciousV]

how many people google imaged "turtle penis"?:surrender:

[disneyspy]

Wow, Ron has really run out of steam at the end here...

i think we all have,i'm ready to watch wierd science and take a nap

[Dell]

my wife doesn't even use "make love", she just says "I hope you plan on fucking me tonight", she's no lady I guess.

I get the "don't wait until I'm asleep before coming to bed"...this damn early shift she is on is so inconvenient...:wink:

[disneyspy]

how many people google imaged "turtle penis"?:surrender:

today? not me

[jennysmurf]

how many people google imaged "turtle penis"?:surrender:

I haven't yet, but you know I'm gonna.

[jennysmurf]

i think we all have,i'm ready to watch wierd science and take a nap

You have no stamina.

[deliciousV]

I get the "don't wait until I'm asleep before coming to bed"...this damn early shift she is on is so inconvenient...:wink:

yeah, I use to get that one. She's getting blunter as she ages.

[jennysmurf]

yeah, I use to get that one. She's getting blunter as she ages.

Like a fine wine...kinda?

[LeedsJr]

my wife doesn't even use "make love", she just says "I hope you plan on fucking me tonight", she's no lady I guess.

I get the "don't wait until I'm asleep before coming to bed"...this damn early shift she is on is so inconvenient...:wink:

There really is no wrong way for them to say it, now is there. :smile:

[LeedsJr]

You have no stamina.

If he had a nickel for every time a woman told him that... :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

There really is no wrong way for them to say it, now is there. :smile:

I'm sure I could think of a few wrong ways to say it, if I really tried.

[jennysmurf]

If he had a nickel for every time a woman told him that... :laugh:

He'd be rich enough that his lack of stamina wouldn't matter.

[deliciousV]

There really is no wrong way for them to say it, now is there. :smile:

none that I've found, but I am pretty fond of the whole dirty girl talk my wife does these days, she seldom curses, so it does add to the effect when she says that.

[Dell]

it's been fun buddays...:bye:

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=123&pictureid=2424

[deliciousV]

:bye: Y'all

[disneyspy]

i'm done with you people,off with thee,go away,see you tommorow

[jennysmurf]

Bye buddays! Thank goodness we didn't make it to page 12!:bye: