Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/14/12 - Get your Fill

[realmenhatelife]

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Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)

Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Jimmy Crack Corn, Fez is goin away.

[realmenhatelife]

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And thus concludes my theme posting.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,can't believe theyre coming to take him away

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[RADIO-SHARK]

mornin buddays,can't believe theyre coming to take him awayto the Happy Home with trees, and flowers and chirping birds......:smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm kindof bugged that they're still more or less taking the stance that the Mohammed video caused that assault when there's a lot of evidence making it look like a terrorist strike using the protests as cover.

[LeedsJr]

mornin buddays,can't believe theyre coming to take him away

Mornin'.

I can't believe they're quitting early today for UnMast. :furious:

I'm so upset about it, I may need a drink this afternoon. :drunk:

[disneyspy]

to the Happy Home with trees, and flowers and chirping birds......:smoke:

hey shark did you call for a second time in the last hour yesterday?

[realmenhatelife]

mornin buddays,can't believe theyre coming to take him away

Could've posted that one and Geto Boyz - Mind is playing tricks.

[Misteriosa]

to the Happy Home with trees, and flowers and chirping birds......:smoke:

i expect you to bring the funny today, sir. :bye:

[disneyspy]

i expect you to bring the funny today, sir. :bye:

is that weed talk?

[RADIO-SHARK]

hey shark did you call for a second time in the last hour yesterday?Ionly call up as the Radio Shark. Ron must have made a mistake again.:innocent:

[realmenhatelife]

The good old days, kiss my balls. Try listening to something new for a change and rock radio might still exist.

[disneyspy]

The good old days, kiss my balls. Try listening to something new for a change and rock radio might still exist.

sorry.didn't know i killed rock

[RADIO-SHARK]

i expect you to bring the funny today, sir. :bye:I started a truce. Lets see what happens..:innocent:

[disneyspy]

my trade with delv went thru proving i'm the best person on the board

[Misteriosa]

kate middleton tit shots, everyone.

[disneyspy]

kate middleton tit shots, everyone.

i hate being 30 seconds behind,the interrobang is getting slammed and i cant get on

[RADIO-SHARK]

I had to get a new laptop and hit some key and now all printed words are as small as poppy seeds WTF]

[disneyspy]

still loading...

[Misteriosa]

three thumbs, hicks

[disneyspy]

ooooh she has irregular nipples

[realmenhatelife]

Topless Kate Middleton pictures on the day my desk moves to a high traffic area...

[Misteriosa]

looks like you need to put that telephone to work while in the bathroom stall, sir :smoke:

[realmenhatelife]

looks like you need to put that telephone to work while in the bathroom stall, sir :smoke:

I'll check it out in my car. I dont go in these dirty ass bathrooms.

[LeedsJr]

I stepped away from my desk for a minute.

Who's mister cliche?

[disneyspy]

I stepped away from my desk for a minute.

Who's mister cliche?

robertherjavec from shark tank

[Misteriosa]

I stepped away from my desk for a minute.

Who's mister cliche?

thats mr "bootstraps" cliche to you

[realmenhatelife]

As far as I'm concerned there's only one shark worth a damn.

[LeedsJr]

robertherjavec from shark tank

Zzzzzzzz ... :sleep: ... zzzzz ... Huh? Wha?

Oh, thanks.

Yawn!

[disneyspy]

we need more FFL talk so i can give sailor another ear worm

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[LeedsJr]

Jesus H. Christ! Is he going to talk to this bore right up to UnMast?!? :wallbash:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm in the mood to rock a really, really long lunch today.

[LeedsJr]

I'm in the mood to rock a really, really long lunch today.

That idea sounds better and better the longer Fez stays off the air.

[Misteriosa]

i really dont like sales people. they seem so dishonest.

[disneyspy]

i really dont like sales people. they seem so dishonest.

an honest sales person wouldn't be too good

"hi, i'd like to sell you something you really dont need..."

[realmenhatelife]

i really dont like sales people. they seem so dishonest.

They're the worst.

[jennysmurf]

They're the worst.

I thought HR people were the worst?

[realmenhatelife]

I thought HR people were the worst?

I dislike sales people more.

[jennysmurf]

I dislike sales people more.

Wow, that's a lot of dislike.

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, that's a lot of dislike.

I just hate how a sales person will act like they're getting over and have 'sold' you when you walk up to them with money in your hand and say 'I've done a bunch of research, I've made my decision already, here is my money so ring me up so I can get out of here.' and inside you can tell they're thinking 'I am soooo fucking good. Ice to an eskimo motherfucker.'


The president of my company is the former VP of sales, the man talks constantly and never says shit.

[jennysmurf]

I just hate how a sales person will act like they're getting over and have 'sold' you when you walk up to them with money in your hand and say 'I've done a bunch of research, I've made my decision already, here is my money so ring me up so I can get out of here.' and inside you can tell they're thinking 'I am soooo fucking good. Ice to an eskimo motherfucker.'


The president of my company is the former VP of sales, the man talks constantly and never says shit.

I feel ya. I hate people who are too "assured" of their success. On the other side of that, I am way more apt to buy something from someone who's bad at selling. Come to think of it, my dating life is a lot like this.....:unsure:

[Misteriosa]

fezzie's going in to the nut hut :drunk:

[disneyspy]

fezzie's going in to the nut hut :drunk:

30 day supply? that gives me anxiety

[jennysmurf]

I think I would enjoy a nice 30 days away from life.

[realmenhatelife]

I feel ya. I hate people who are too "assured" of their success. On the other side of that, I am way more apt to buy something from someone who's bad at selling. Come to think of it, my dating life is a lot like this.....:unsure:

You should seriously see how many .netters you can bang. Just a thought.



But I would've given anything for a self service car dealership.

[jennysmurf]

You should seriously see how many .netters you can bang. Just a thought.

Sound advice. Alright, Jenny's open for business fellas! (And Misti)

[Misteriosa]

You should seriously see how many .netters you can bang. Just a thought.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/198/676/challenge-denied-rage-face.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

It's different callers, Ron.

[Misteriosa]

Sound advice. Alright, Jenny's open for business fellas! (And Misti)

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[jennysmurf]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/198/676/challenge-denied-rage-face.jpg

:down:

[A.J.]

Wow: that was quite the lock up from Fez.

[jennysmurf]

http://cache.blippitt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Rage-Challenge-Accepted.jpg

:clap:

[disneyspy]

Wow: that was quite the lock up from Fez.

i saw what jenny posted and my fingers wouldnt type

[realmenhatelife]

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/198/676/challenge-denied-rage-face.jpg

I was challenging Jenny, not you. You can be the other, unobtainable side of the coin.

[jennysmurf]

i saw what jenny posted and my fingers wouldnt type

Hmmm...forgot about you.....I need to rethink this.

[Misteriosa]

its gonna be fun trying to hear ron stumble thru these words :o

[realmenhatelife]

its gonna be fun trying to hear ron stumble thru these words :o

"I dont know why they have to have these stupid names."

[jennysmurf]

I know what they're talking about. I have a problem with it. I can't even describe what it is. I will try to find an example.

[Misteriosa]

I never thought fezzie would not like something that was veiny...

[jennysmurf]

I never thought fezzie would not like something that was veiny...

:laugh: Naughty!

Here's the urban dictionary definition, I can't handle the google images....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trypophobia

[Misteriosa]

hooray! im not afraid of any of this! i didnt even know this existed. and i actually like passing my hand over those little bubbles that form on dried concrete.

[realmenhatelife]

I never thought fezzie would not like something that was veiny...

We're talking Fezzie, not the new, easy Jenny.

[jennysmurf]

We're talking Fezzie, not the new, easy Jenny.

Oh God in Heaven! What have I done?

[jennysmurf]

hooray! im not afraid of any of this! i didnt even know this existed. and i actually like passing my hand over those little bubbles that form on dried concrete.

I don't mind bubbles or sponges or any of that. Try googling it, and look at the images. That's what makes me want to pass out.

[jennysmurf]

Okay, I have to stop listening for a bit. I can't stand it.

[Misteriosa]

I don't mind bubbles or sponges or any of that. Try googling it, and look at the images. That's what makes me want to pass out.

aww poor jenny...

[thebarge]

Oh come on - please tell me this isn't an actual thing and it's something Ron made up just to see if Fezzie would say he had all the symptoms.

[Misteriosa]

Oh come on - please tell me this isn't an actual thing and it's something Ron made up just to see if Fezzie would say he had all the symptoms.

Nope..from my brief google search, its real.. lotus seeds seem to really really freak people out

[Warren Peace]

This is where needs to go for 30 days - to learn the ways of love:

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[realmenhatelife]

Do these people dislike soap bubbles down your back in the shower? Cus that is the best.

[jennysmurf]

Do these people dislike soap bubbles down your back in the shower? Cus that is the best.

Nope, that's awesome. Seriously, look up the images on google. I couldn't get past the first one.

[jennysmurf]

Oh come on - please tell me this isn't an actual thing and it's something Ron made up just to see if Fezzie would say he had all the symptoms.

Totally real.

[realmenhatelife]

Nope, that's awesome. Seriously, look up the images on google. I couldn't get past the first one.

What about the inside of a passion fruit?

[jennysmurf]

What about the inside of a passion fruit?

Whew, you're killing me. I like the seeds once they're out, but I can't look at one. I can't explain what it is, I didn't even know it was a real thing until about a year ago when someone mentioned it in a comment after a youtube video. I thought it was just one more weird thing about me, but it's nice to know that I'm not the only one.

[realmenhatelife]

Last Friday I was sitting on my porch and three kids walking from the bar roll up into the little garbage can alley in between buildings and start pissing down it like it's a urinal. Not even stepping out of the light, just popping their dicks out and pissing down the alley. I was so rooting for the bike cop to come up the street.

[Warren Peace]

The only way for Fez to snap out of this is for him to finally express his love for Ron.

[Misteriosa]

Fez is not getting out in a week with a clean bill of health by the hospital. if anything, they will keep him for 2 weeks min. if he does get out in a week, it would be because is an self check out

[realmenhatelife]

Whew, you're killing me. I like the seeds once they're out, but I can't look at one. I can't explain what it is, I didn't even know it was a real thing until about a year ago when someone mentioned it in a comment after a youtube video. I thought it was just one more weird thing about me, but it's nice to know that I'm not the only one.

Comment after a youtube video, are you sure it wasn't "Obama is a muslim communist?"

[Misteriosa]

The only way for Fez to snap out of this is for him to finally express his love for Ron.

what a show that would be. :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is not getting out in a week with a clean bill of health by the hospital. if anything, they will keep him for 2 weeks min. if he does get out in a week, it would be because is an self check out

I do believe he's going to self check out.

[jennysmurf]

Comment after a youtube video, are you sure it wasn't "Obama is a muslim communist?"

Now you're just being silly.

[realmenhatelife]

Vesuvio is from Sopranos.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's road tripping it, but weren't we all gonna stop using oil?

[Misteriosa]

Ron's road tripping it, but weren't we all gonna stop using oil?

we are filthy selfish americans afterall

[realmenhatelife]

Yelp fucking blows.




But the one fictitious place I always wanted to eat at was Archies Atomic.

[sailor]

we need more FFL talk so i can give sailor another ear worm

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I'm just glad I like that one.

[realmenhatelife]

http://www.hollyeats.com/

This is where it's at.

[realmenhatelife]

Drag Race, woo!

[Misteriosa]

Drag Race Shout Out! Woohoo!

[realmenhatelife]

we are filthy selfish americans afterall

Driving AND eating road food, that's an oil twofer.

[jennysmurf]

Drag Race Shout Out! Woohoo!

How could Fezzie hate on it, though? I don't think he's really gay.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah but you can straight up buy a good review from Harry Knowles.

[Misteriosa]

How could Fezzie hate on it, though? I don't think he's really gay.

He's never seen it. there is no way you can watch that show and NOT like it. and if you listen to the shows he refuses to watch. they seem to have a female theme to them... just sayin' :o

[realmenhatelife]

How is it taking responsibility if they're basically bribing you to change your review?

[realmenhatelife]

How could Fezzie hate on it, though? I don't think he's really gay.

Hey.

[jennysmurf]

He's never seen it. there is no way you can watch that show and NOT like it. and if you listen to the shows he refuses to watch. they seem to have a female theme to them... just sayin' :o

True, very true. We should kidnap him and make him watch it. Think of the joy it would bring to his life.

[jennysmurf]

Hey.

I stand by my statement until it's been proved otherwise.

[Misteriosa]

Hey.

I stand by my statement until it's been proved otherwise.

:popcorn: prove her wrong. i'll be the unbiased observer, for scientific purposes of course.

[disneyspy]

they showed danielle without make up,those face sores--huge acne blotches-totally turned me off of her

[realmenhatelife]

I stand by my statement until it's been proved otherwise.

There are a select group of very happy ladies in this world who could set you straight.

[disneyspy]

of course dan will win,he's from michigan

[realmenhatelife]

:popcorn: prove her wrong. i'll be the unbiased observer, for scientific purposes of course.

misti a freak.





Ok Smurf, let me put in for a long lunch.

[realmenhatelife]

Jesus, is Ron sweet on these guys or what. I feel like he just got asked to prom the way he's gabbing.

[disneyspy]

i tivo'd last night BIG BROTHER and havent gotten to watch it yet but it's nice to hear some BB talk finally,they have me geeked to watch this episode

[ihaveabadmonkey]

they showed danielle without make up,those face sores--huge acne blotches-totally turned me off of her

she had a huge zit on her chin last night during the Showtime feed

[disneyspy]

Jesus, is Ron sweet on these guys or what. I feel like he just got asked to prom the way he's gabbing.

says the guy that just babbled on for a whole boring page about drag race

[disneyspy]

she had a huge zit on her chin last night during the Showtime feed

she must have to cake on that makeup that blotch on her forehead looked like her brain was oozing out

[realmenhatelife]

says the guy that just babbled on for a whole boring page about drag race

1 post, and atleast they're women.

[jennysmurf]

misti a freak.





Ok Smurf, let me put in for a long lunch.

This is going to be such a good time.

[disneyspy]

when i hear ron say things like this is our last hour together i get so friggin nervous that this is the end

[LeedsJr]

Buddays!

Did I miss anything?

[disneyspy]

Buddays!

Did I miss anything?

no

[LeedsJr]

no

Good!

I thought they were doing UnMast @ 2:00?

Still live? :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

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[disneyspy]

maybe if fez had the nut hut hanging over his head everyday he'd be more talkative like today

[LeedsJr]

maybe if fez had nuts hanging over his head everyday he'd be more talkative like today

Fixed. :wink:

[jennysmurf]

I would love for Kokomo Joe to do a live Skype show from Fez's apartment.

[disneyspy]

triggers

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[LeedsJr]

SHARK! :clap:

[A.J.]

Shark! :laugh:

[disneyspy]

the ron and shark show
on xm radio

[LeedsJr]

the ron and shark show
on xm radio

I'm in! :thumbup:

[Warren Peace]

oh and Fez...don't be afraid to offer up your mouth if you need a favor or two.

[disneyspy]

I'm in! :thumbup:

arent you on the way back to the pub yet?

[LeedsJr]

arent you on the way back to the pub yet?

In about 10 minutes... :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Bullshit. Fuck this. Why is paul o calling me?

[Misteriosa]

$400? I'll Take Care Of The Damn Cat For That Much!!

[Misteriosa]

HTG just blew up paul-o's shit on the air :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

oh and Fez...don't be afraid to offer up your mouth if you need a favor or two.

Speaking from experience? :smile:

And why, exactly, is Paul O off the air, but HT Boring is on the air? :thumbdown:

[CountryBob]

Turn up your volume Polio I cant hear ya!

[disneyspy]

Speaking from experience? :smile:

And why, exactly, is Paul O off the air, but HT Boring is on the air? :thumbdown:

because she's hogging the hotline

[jennysmurf]

Bullshit. Fuck this. Why is paul o calling me?

Ha! I didn't realize you were quoting Pepper. I was right in the middle of giving you the business for giving out your number too freely.

[CountryBob]

I would love for Kokomo Joe to do a live Skype show from Fez's apartment.


I imagine that Fez has that run down dirty reclining chair that has stains all over it and cat scratches up the sides.

[disneyspy]

Ha! I didn't realize you were quoting Pepper. I was right in the middle of giving you the business for giving out your number too freely.

i thought he was quoting me from the other day,then my delay caught up

[LeedsJr]

I imagine that Fez has that run down dirty reclining chair that has stains all over it and cat scratches up the sides.

He stolt my chair? :laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I imagine that Fez has that run down dirty reclining chair that has stains all over it and cat scratches up the sides.

Of course he does. Who doesn't want to see that?

[jennysmurf]

He stolt my chair? :laugh:

Stolt. :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Ha! I didn't realize you were quoting Pepper. I was right in the middle of giving you the business for giving out your number too freely.

I only give out my number for potential booty calls.

[LeedsJr]

Ah, Fezzie... :glurps:

[jennysmurf]

I only give out my number for potential booty calls.

Meanie.

[A.J.]

Is PaulO calling from a shoe box?

[CountryBob]

Yeah when Fezzie teared up right there I felt bad for him! Poor guy

[jennysmurf]

Ah, Fezzie... :glurps:

I just love Fezzie so much.:glurps:

[A.J.]

Good luck Fez!

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/4F07/135.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Good luck Fez!

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/4F07/135.jpg

:clap:

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,have a good weekend and i'll see you all next week to talk FFL and speculate on fez talk,hope he gets it turned around

C'YA!!

[Misteriosa]

and with that fezzie heads off to get some much needed help. i hope it all works out for him and that this could be the start of his lifelong recovery.

good luck fez. we are all cheering for you :wub:

[jennysmurf]

:bye: Love you all bunches (some more than others).

[Misteriosa]

:bye: Love you all bunches (some more than others).

shit stirrer.. :tongue:

[disneyspy]

special report-the americans remains have arrived at andrews afb and the president and mrs clinton are there,on the 3 major networks right now

[sailor]

There are a select group of very happy ladies in this world who could set you straight.

She's not the one who needs setting straight.

[jennysmurf]

shit stirrer.. :tongue:

:innocent:

[jennysmurf]

She's not the one who needs setting straight.

Yes I do! (Don't you mess this up for me, snailor!)

[deliciousV]

my trade with delv went thru proving i'm the best person on the board

gotta say, Spy came thru for me, I now have a slight chance :clap:

[disneyspy]

i'm incredible

[jennysmurf]

i'm incredible

Meh.

[disneyspy]

Meh.

you're just jealous cuz no one has ever started a jennysmurf is incredible thread,it's ok,ain't nobudday bad like me,jerome...