Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/25/12 - Double Up

[realmenhatelife]

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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

As in Spy got doubled up this week.

I got my hair cut in a salon last night. There are a lot of good looking women in salons.

[realmenhatelife]

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And Happy Birthday PaulO. Not Dead Yet!

[CountryBob]

I like this song

[Recyclerz]

I like this song

Me too. Although I got a little twinge in my gut when I realized its 20 years old. :glurps:

[realmenhatelife]

I like this song

Matthew Sweet. He got faaaaaaaaat.

[CountryBob]

Some of us do ... :(

[LeedsJr]

Some of us do ... :(

Don't make us bad people. :smile:

[LeedsJr]

Oh, please god, don't say The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever is coming on to talk about the NFL refs.

[LeedsJr]

The New York Post reported this morning that some of the replacement refs were fired from the Lingerie League for incompetence. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

No, guys. It's a union. Otherwise, it would be illegal to lock them out.

[LeedsJr]

I think at some point the bitching will make a difference.

Yeah, people are still watching. At this point, though, I'm watching it more as a freak show/train wreck than as sport at its highest level.

[LeedsJr]

Do de do de dooo... :innocent:

[LeedsJr]

7iar!

[A.J.]

I think at some point the bitching will make a difference.

Yeah, people are still watching. At this point, though, I'm watching it more as a freak show/train wreck than as sport at its highest level.

The Redskins fans have been bitching for years about Snyder and the shitty teams they field. So what happens every year? They still make money for Snyder by going to the stadium.

That caller was right: NFL fans are like crack addicts. They'll still watch the game no matter how shitty it is.

[realmenhatelife]

I disagree, I think you can tell some of the good teams. And is isn't about parity. Baseball has less parity and more post season variety.

[CountryBob]

Haha - Hicks told that Canadian to get outta here!

[LeedsJr]

Haha - Hicks told that Canadian to get outta here!

Spy?

[realmenhatelife]

Netflix suggestions are getting wacky. I added this foreign comedy and it suggested stuff The Piano Teacher and a bunch of Ingmar Bergman movies, really heavy stuff.

[LeedsJr]

Netflix suggestions are getting wacky. I added this foreign comedy and it suggested stuff The Piano Teacher and a bunch of Ingmar Bergman movies, really heavy stuff.

I like true crime documentaries and violent gangster or horror movies. Netflix recommended therapy. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Caller: "I got every game wrong this week, there's gotta be a prize for that."

Ron: "But you know what, there's some guy out there that's perfect for you."

WTF did that mean?? :wacko:

[LeedsJr]

Oh, please god, don't say The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever is coming on to talk about the NFL refs.

Uh-oh. That's 2 mentions of The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever. :thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

Popcorn is a good that smells better than it tastes.

[LeedsJr]

:wallbash:

[CountryBob]

Why doesn't Netflix have porn movies?

Come on maaaannnn

[LeedsJr]

Why doesn't Netflix have porn movies?

Come on maaaannnn

Because no one pays for porn anymore?

[realmenhatelife]

Netflix is surprisingly liberal about movies with full penetration in them.

There is a porno netflix too, I think it's called sugar dvd.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez cant just now be realizing that frats are homoerotic.

[deliciousV]

The Redskins fans have been bitching for years about Snyder and the shitty teams they field. So what happens every year? They still make money for Snyder by going to the stadium.

That caller was right: NFL fans are like crack addicts. They'll still watch the game no matter how shitty it is.

Bengals fans did the same thing for years and years, but eventually they got sick of it and games stopped selling out. The teams started getting better around then.

[realmenhatelife]

My goodness, they stopped that clip too early. The walls?

[LeedsJr]

Where did Fez go?

[jennysmurf]

My goodness, they stopped that clip too early. The walls?

I was loving the bit! I think Ron and Pantsuit should talk like this the whole time!

[realmenhatelife]

Ron gleaned that from The Office when Andy goes on his blind date. Quit frontin.

[jennysmurf]

Ron gleaned that from The Office when Andy goes on his blind date. Quit frontin.

So very uppity.

[realmenhatelife]

So very uppity.

Well dont try and drop some knowledge you saw on TV like you read it in a book and not cop to it around me.

[jennysmurf]

Why would a 20 year old want to look older?

[realmenhatelife]

Why would a 20 year old want to look older?

Women are never happy?

[jennysmurf]

Women are never happy?

I am ecstatic.

[LeedsJr]

Why would a 20 year old want to look older?

Well, they might want to look 21 so they can buy a drink. :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Well, they might want to look 21 so they can buy a drink. :drunk:

That's your answer for everything, Drinky McDrinkerton.

[LeedsJr]

That's your answer for everything, Drinky McDrinkerton.

Doesn't make me a bad person. :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Doesn't make me a bad person. :drunk:

Heaven's no! Nothing that entertains me is bad.

[deliciousV]

Well, they might want to look 21 so they can buy a drink. :drunk:

just look good, and somebody else will buy them one

[jennysmurf]

just look good, and somebody else will buy them one

There you go.

[LeedsJr]

How old is Pips?? :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

How old is Pips?? :unsure:

I'm gonna guess mid 20s.

[CountryBob]

just look good, and somebody else will buy them one

Hello girls! :smoke:

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal! :drunk:

[jennysmurf]

Hello girls! :smoke:

I've circulated your photo among all college-aged girls. They know to watch their drinks around you.

[realmenhatelife]

Speaking of sweets I thought I was going to drive past a good ice cream parlour last night but didnt. Then I had a long conversation about ice cream flavors. So now I'm dying for some ice cream.

[CountryBob]

I've circulated your photo among all college-aged girls. They know to watch their drinks around you.

Better inform the Milfs too - I like em all!

[sailor]

Donuts on your lawn!!

[deliciousV]

How old is Pips?? :unsure:

73

[jennysmurf]

Better inform the Milfs too - I like em all!

No one's safe around you, are they?

[LeedsJr]

Speaking of sweets I thought I was going to drive past a good ice cream parlour last night but didnt. Then I had a long conversation about ice cream flavors. So now I'm dying for some ice cream.

Fuckin' starvin' now.

[CountryBob]

No one's safe around you, are they?

Its true :down:

[realmenhatelife]

Better inform the Milfs too - I like em all!

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It's ironic that Ron is saying he doesn't get up when he feels bad and say "what drug can I take to mask this" considering he has a history of substance abuse and I assume used to live that lifestyle.

[realmenhatelife]

Donuts on your lawn!!


Tony Orlando and Dawn

Fuckin' starvin' now.


I always assumed I didn't like Chubby Hubby and I guess I thought it was something else, because it sounds fantastic.

[sailor]

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It's ironic that Ron is saying he doesn't get up when he feels bad and say "what drug can I take to mask this" considering he has a history of substance abuse and I assume used to live that lifestyle.

Good point. And he pushes fez to go for help, a lot. Then fez does and he acts like its ridiculous for fez to go by help.

[CountryBob]

The advice show sounder is one of my favorite things :happy:

[LeedsJr]

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It's ironic that Ron is saying he doesn't get up when he feels bad and say "what drug can I take to mask this" considering he has a history of substance abuse and I assume used to live that lifestyle.

Ron has real problems. Everyone else's are made up.

[CountryBob]

and cinnamon graham crackers - damn they be good

[Dell]

after nooners buddays...:bye:

how 'bout them replacement refs...only a professional wrestling fan can be enjoying the NFL this year

[LeedsJr]

after nooners buddays...:bye:

how 'bout them replacement refs...only a professional wrestling fan can be enjoying the NFL this year

You're stealing sailor's gimmick.

[deliciousV]

after nooners buddays...:bye:

how 'bout them replacement refs...only a professional wrestling fan can be enjoying the NFL this year

it is batshit.

[LeedsJr]

Speaking of musicians who got fat...

[CountryBob]

Next there will be a Frankie MCDonald Bacon Shortage Warning video!

[realmenhatelife]

Speaking of bullshitters pretending they dont watch TV the guy on blog radio just played Rilo Kiley "With Arms Outstretched" with this long intro that didn't at all mention that just last week it was on the series finale of Weeds. Quite a coincidence bro. Get over it, smart people watch TV too.





Pork Shoulder, best part of the pig.

[realmenhatelife]

This weekend I realized that Jane Krakowski played the white trash cousin in Nat'l Lampoons Vacation.

[A.J.]

This weekend I realized that Jane Krakowski played the white trash cousin in Nat'l Lampoons Vacation.

Daddy said she's the best French kisser.

[Dell]

I didn't know how bad the feral hog problem was down south, until I went to a Wal Mart...http://www.liquidninjas.com/photopost/data/500/rimshot.gif


(BTW, Smithfield is in the 757)

[jennysmurf]

This weekend I realized that Jane Krakowski played the white trash cousin in Nat'l Lampoons Vacation.

I just figured out that Leonard from The Big Bang Theory was Rusty in Christmas Vacation.

[realmenhatelife]

I just figured out that Leonard from The Big Bang Theory was Rusty in Christmas Vacation.

I never would've made that connection.

[jennysmurf]

I never would've made that connection.

I knew I had seen him somewhere, and when I looked him up on IMDB, there it was.

[realmenhatelife]

Mortimer Duke, ha.

[A.J.]

Mortimer Duke, ha.

That was great.

[Dell]

was the investment banker that just called "Phillip and Phillip"?..don't know why, but it cracked me up

[Dell]

I knew I had seen him somewhere, and when I looked him up on IMDB, there it was.

also played one of the kid's boyfriend on Roseanne...

[A.J.]

I knew I had seen him somewhere, and when I looked him up on IMDB, there it was.

You never saw him on Roseanne as Darlene's boyfriend/husband?

[realmenhatelife]

also played one of the kid's boyfriend on Roseanne...

They've actually been running Roseanne commercials promoting that Johnny Galecki started on Roseanne. They called it the little bang or baby bang or something like that.

[Dell]

my mother's family had a pig farm and I never heard of killing a pig by stabbing them in the stomach...they processed every part of the pig and that would have ruined some of the innards

that said, I did see one of my uncles cut a pigs throat and let it run until it died...sickest I ever got in my life (I may have a Silence of the Lambs moment one day)

[deliciousV]

I knew I had seen him somewhere, and when I looked him up on IMDB, there it was.

I knew he was on Roseanne, but never realised this.

[jennysmurf]

also played one of the kid's boyfriend on Roseanne...

You never saw him on Roseanne as Darlene's boyfriend/husband?

I had quit watching Roseanne by then. Christmas Vacation was an annual thing at my house.

[jennysmurf]

I knew he was on Roseanne, but never realised this.

We've all learned something today. Success!

[deliciousV]

Speaking of bullshitters pretending they dont watch TV the guy on blog radio just played Rilo Kiley "With Arms Outstretched" with this long intro that didn't at all mention that just last week it was on the series finale of Weeds. Quite a coincidence bro. Get over it, smart people watch TV too.





Pork Shoulder, best part of the pig.

worst, and stupidest series finale since that retard with a snow globe ending of St. Elsewhere

[deliciousV]

my mother's family had a pig farm and I never heard of killing a pig by stabbing them in the stomach...they processed every part of the pig and that would have ruined some of the innards

that said, I did see one of my uncles cut a pigs throat and let it run until it died...sickest I ever got in my life (I may have a Silence of the Lambs moment one day)

I saw my grandmother do this to chickens, but our clan was a little nicer to Hogs, they always got a bullet in the brain.

[Dell]

I knew he was on Roseanne, but never realised this.

never realized you were British...cheerio

[Dell]

I had quit watching Roseanne by then. Christmas Vacation was an annual thing at my house.

still an annual thing at my house...love that movie

[CountryBob]

What's wrong with the world today when you can't piss on dead people

[deliciousV]

never realized you were British...cheerio

please don't make me write on the chalk board Mr. Dell

[realmenhatelife]

worst, and stupidest series finale since that retard with a snow globe ending of St. Elsewhere

I had never watched it but for some reason I needed to read the plots on wikipedia. It did sound pretty damn bad.

[jennysmurf]

please don't make me write on the chalk board Mr. Dell

Ooooooo....Dell's gonna get it!

[Dell]

the soldier urinating on a corpse is an INDIVIDUAL thing, not an American/Marine/Command thing...discipline the individual (and let him deal with the guy that took video)

[Dell]

Ooooooo....Dell's gonna get it!

I'm isolating this post...thank you!

[disneyspy]

my mother's family had a pig farm and I never heard of killing a pig by stabbing them in the stomach...they processed every part of the pig and that would have ruined some of the innards

that said, I did see one of my uncles cut a pigs throat and let it run until it died...sickest I ever got in my life (I may have a Silence of the Lambs moment one day)

have the pigs quit sqeeling dell?

hey buddays,work sucks when you have to work,my muscles are tired

[Dell]

have the pigs quit sqeeling dell?

hey buddays,work sucks when you have to work,my muscles are tired

the noise that pig made was not a squeal...I was probably 9 or 10 years old and I think I dreamed about that for years

you'll have to tell me about that physical work stuff...just went to the orthopedic spine doc and found out how severe my spinal stenosis is...:thumbdown:

[jennysmurf]

I'm isolating this post...thank you!

Aw man!

[disneyspy]

the noise that pig made was not a squeal...I was probably 9 or 10 years old and I think I dreamed about that for years

you'll have to tell me about that physical work stuff...just went to the orthopedic spine doc and found out how severe my spinal stenosis is...:thumbdown:

did you go about a week back?

[realmenhatelife]

did you go about a week back?

Weren't you on Laugh In?

[jennysmurf]

did you go about a week back?

http://www.srpl.net/images/slap.jpg

[disneyspy]

Weren't you on Laugh In?

oh i'm always laughin my friend,helps me to deal with my shitty FFL team

[Dell]

oh i'm always laughin my friend,helps me to deal with my shitty FFL team

we usually just laugh at your shitty FFL team...

[deliciousV]

did you go about a week back?

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[jennysmurf]

we usually just laugh at your shitty FFL team...

I know I enjoy it.:happy:

[disneyspy]

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hahaaahhaaha,smurfs made me smile but this made me laugh

[realmenhatelife]

The gay dude I know just lies when he gives blood.

I also cant give blood for life because I once had a false positive test for a tropical, mosquito born illness. They told me I'd have to go do my own bloodwork to appeal it and then maybe they'd let me back in.

[realmenhatelife]

I know I enjoy it.:happy:

You mean Ole Double Up?

[disneyspy]

The gay dude I know just lies when he gives blood.

I also cant give blood for life because I once had a false positive test for a tropical, mosquito born illness. They told me I'd have to go do my own bloodwork to appeal it and then maybe they'd let me back in.

did you go about a week back?

you know what sucks about our FFL is not only do i have the least amount of points scored but i also have had the most points scored against me DOUBLE WHAMMY!

[jennysmurf]

The gay dude I know just lies when he gives blood.

I also cant give blood for life because I once had a false positive test for a tropical, mosquito born illness. They told me I'd have to go do my own bloodwork to appeal it and then maybe they'd let me back in.

I still can't give because I lived in England in 1999.

[deliciousV]

did you go about a week back?

you know what sucks about our FFL is not only do i have the least amount of points scored but i also have had the most points scored against me DOUBLE WHAMMY!

not to mention the 2 players you traded to me are killing.

[disneyspy]

You mean Ole Double Up?

those predictions are so fucking stupid,they had me winning by 4 points and i lost by 62

[disneyspy]

not to mention the 2 players you traded to me are killing.

i didnt trade you them i gave them to you,fuck kevin smith in his stupid ass

[deliciousV]

1-4 was my favorite, but I accidently hit 1-3. If 1-4 loses by 1 vote I'll feel really bad.

[deliciousV]

i didnt trade you them i gave them to you,fuck kevin smith in his stupid ass

he had that 1 good week, when he was on my team, maybe it's you, maybe you are just a jinxy jinxerson

[realmenhatelife]

I still can't give because I lived in England in 1999.

It does seem like prescreen way too much considering they do test the blood.

[LeedsJr]

So, one show out of the nut hut with the new meds, and we're back to Ron being completely disgusted with Fez, ignoring him, and mouth breathing and lip smacking into the mic?

That didn't take long at all. :thumbdown:

[disneyspy]

you cock suckers better go over to the birthday thread for paulo i bumped and wish him a happy birthday and be nice,assholes

[realmenhatelife]

I would love for Fez to bitch out Ron for shooting down his topic then shooting down his personal stuff. I have no idea what Ron wants either.

[jennysmurf]

It does seem like prescreen way too much considering they do test the blood.

Maybe they just know that we're so awesome that no one could handle our blood coursing through their veins.

[Dell]

i didnt trade you them i gave them to you,fuck kevin smith in his stupid ass

be nice, the guy makes great movies...or, was that a compliment coming from you?

[jennysmurf]

you cock suckers better go over to the birthday thread for paulo i bumped and wish him a happy birthday and be nice,assholes

I already did, you jerk!

[disneyspy]

ive got dell this week in our FFL,finally i'll get off the snide

[Dell]

you cock suckers better go over to the birthday thread for paulo i bumped and wish him a happy birthday and be nice,assholes

I heard his new wife was pissed about his limp dick, but something else must be going on for all of this attention...what happened to the ole boy?

[jennysmurf]

ive got dell this week in our FFL,finally i'll get off the snide

I don't even see the point in trying this week. Cruel Circus is gonna smurf me....or is it CBob me? Whichever one is worse.

[Dell]

ive got dell this week in our FFL,finally i'll get off the snide

your biggest points grabber (Wayne) isn't even playing this week...did you want me to leave a couple positions blank to make it fair?

[deliciousV]

I don't even see the point in trying this week. Cruel Circus is gonna smurf me....or is it CBob me? Whichever one is worse.

I'm picking up a backup defense, Pittsburg has a bye week.

[jennysmurf]

your biggest points grabber (Wayne) isn't even playing this week...did you want me to leave a couple positions blank to make it fair?

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

Fuck tony larussa

[disneyspy]

I heard his new wife was pissed about his limp dick, but something else must be going on for all of this attention...what happened to the ole boy?

what do i look like a spy or sumpfin? tssssssssss

[deliciousV]

Dell, you ever play Cypress Bay golf course when you're down here?

[Dell]

Dell, you ever play Cypress Bay golf course when you're down here?

yes...been on our list a few times

I'm terrible remembering course specifics, but I don't remember anything bad...must be nice if we had it on our list more than the once

[disneyspy]

your biggest points grabber (Wayne) isn't even playing this week...did you want me to leave a couple positions blank to make it fair?

this is the first game i'm not perdicted to win so it seems only fair,i'd do it for delv...

[Dell]

gonna go get another cup of coffee...somebody changed the station on me anyway


later buddays...:bye:

[disneyspy]

gonna go get another cup of coffee...somebody changed the station on me anyway


later buddays...:bye:

later budday,i picked up THE AVENGERS today so it's time for me to check out too,have a good one buddays

C'YA!!

[jennysmurf]

:bye: See you tomorrow!!

[deliciousV]

:bye: Y'all

[deliciousV]

yes...been on our list a few times

I'm terrible remembering course specifics, but I don't remember anything bad...must be nice if we had it on our list more than the once

I'm just hoping it's not too difficult, I haven't played at all in about 3 years, I use to shoot in the 80's, but I hurt my shoulder unloading some trucks and quit playing, now I can't get the club all the way back in my back swing so I'm gonna lose distance, maybe I'll hit straighter and make up for it.