Ron and Fez Listening Thread 9/27/12 - Stuck a Pin in your Backbone

[realmenhatelife]

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You're not the one who let me down, but thanks for offering.


Hopefully your internet is working better than mine.

[realmenhatelife]

The voter ID laws will also help to fuck obama. He's up by 8 or 9 points in PA but you dont need an ID to get polled.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:


what's this talk about an erection...

[LeedsJr]

moaning buddays...:bye:


what's this talk about an erection...

Fez is very comfortable today.

[LeedsJr]

Fuckin' starvin' now.

[realmenhatelife]

I would love a bagel.

[LeedsJr]

Wait a minute. Ron, Mr. TastyKake, doesn't like baked goods in packages?? :huh:

[Dell]

Wait a minute. Ron, Mr. TastyKake, doesn't like baked goods in packages?? :huh:

if you seek consistent positions...you are on the wrong channel

[Recyclerz]

Somebody should tell Fez that one of the side effects of Remeron is being hilarious on the radio. We'd be back to the old days in less than 24 hrs.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "You're clearer today."

Fez: "Am I? I can't tell."

Ron: "All right, then you're not."

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Somebody should tell Fez that one of the side effects of Remeron is being hilarious on the radio. We'd be back to the old days in less than 24 hrs.

And having casual gay sex.

[Dell]

Somebody should tell Fez that one of the side effects of Remeron is being hilarious on the radio. We'd be back to the old days in less than 24 hrs.

he is very susceptible to suggestion...if a psychiatrist would tell him that this pill, X, will rid you of all anxiety...he'd be cured

[Chigworthy]

I hate it when I find out an actor I like is a limey.

[sailor]

Ugh, timed my break perfectly with an interview. And I just watched the first ep of homeland, so now I'm listening on me time.

[sailor]

Wait a minute. Ron, Mr. TastyKake, doesn't like baked goods in packages?? :huh:

Ha, just heard that. Great point!

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe I'll check it out, I'm about to pick up Showtime.

[sailor]

Maybe I'll check it out, I'm about to pick up Showtime.

Dexter?

[realmenhatelife]

Dexter?

Homeland. Dexter doesn't appeal to me at all. Also, once a show gets to the point where people who used to love it are now bitching about it I feel like I can never hop on board. So that's Dexter, Weeds, The Office. Ironically if I start a series I find it very hard to jump off no matter how shitty it gets, ie Entourage, Oz, Arliss, Lost.

[Zorro]

he is very susceptible to suggestion...if a psychiatrist would tell him that this pill, X, will rid you of all anxiety...he'd be cured

Maybe if Ron stopped trying to play amateur psychiatrist Fez might be on a drug long enough for it to work.

[sailor]

Homeland. Dexter doesn't appeal to me at all. Also, once a show gets to the point where people who used to love it are now bitching about it I feel like I can never hop on board. So that's Dexter, Weeds, The Office. Ironically if I start a series I find it very hard to jump off no matter how shitty it gets, ie Entourage, Oz, Arliss, Lost.

Oh, it was just you said you might pick up homeland. I know a few people who added show time back just to watch the new season of dexter. I've never watched it before. Zero interest.

[realmenhatelife]

Temple Grandin is pretty interesting, it was a good movie but I read about her in An Anthropologist on Mars about people with different brain disorders. Fez made a mean ass joke about Temple Grandin when he was still doing his Mr Blackwells worst dressed lists.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh, it was just you said you might pick up homeland. I know a few people who added show time back just to watch the new season of dexter. I've never watched it before. Zero interest.

Oh yeah, not me. I'm moving and switching cable companies so I got a deal on premium channels for the first 6 months. It will be long enough to catch it on demand. I had Showtime for a little bit this year and I actually hated the channel in general, so I imagine I'll drop it after 6 months.

[jennysmurf]

Homeland. Dexter doesn't appeal to me at all. Also, once a show gets to the point where people who used to love it are now bitching about it I feel like I can never hop on board. So that's Dexter, Weeds, The Office. Ironically if I start a series I find it very hard to jump off no matter how shitty it gets, ie Entourage, Oz, Arliss, Lost.

Hipster.

[LeedsJr]

I know Ron likes to fuck with people, but is he seriously trying to talk Fez into killing himself? :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

Hipster.

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[realmenhatelife]

P Hicks didn't say Jack White, his girlfriend, as his favorite rock piano player?

[LeedsJr]

P Hicks didn't say Jack White, his girlfriend, as his favorite rock piano player?

I thought he played guitar?

[sailor]

I know Ron likes to fuck with people, but is he seriously trying to talk Fez into killing himself? :blink:

THIS I wish I was listening to. Sounds like a social experiment.

[jennysmurf]

I never understand how people can hang themselves from a shower curtain rod. Mine falls down if I even close the curtain too quickly. There's no way it would support any weight.

[jennysmurf]

I thought he played guitar?

Radio psychic.

[realmenhatelife]

I never understand how people can hang themselves from a shower curtain rod. Mine falls down if I even close the curtain too quickly. There's no way it would support any weight.

Can you unscrew one end to wedge it against the wall tighter so it doesn't get knocked down?



You know what was big for awhile? Stabbing yourself.

[jennysmurf]

Can you unscrew one end to wedge it against the wall tighter so it doesn't get knocked down?



You know what was big for awhile? Stabbing yourself.

Yeah, I've tried that, but I guess the tile's too smooth to provide a good hold. And I'm not gonna stab myself, that would be too messy and I'd feel guilty about making a big mess for someone to clean up. I don't need to die with all that guilt on me.

[sailor]

You know what was big for awhile? Stabbing yourself.

Sure, if you're Mexican.

[Zorro]

Homeland. Dexter doesn't appeal to me at all. Also, once a show gets to the point where people who used to love it are now bitching about it I feel like I can never hop on board. So that's Dexter, Weeds, The Office. Ironically if I start a series I find it very hard to jump off no matter how shitty it gets, ie Entourage, Oz, Arliss, Lost.

Dexter is worth the watch. Some seasons are better than others, but the last two seasons were really, really well done as was the first. The Jimmy Smits season was off, but still better than 90% of whats on TV.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, I've tried that, but I guess the tile's too smooth to provide a good hold. And I'm not gonna stab myself, that would be too messy and I'd feel guilty about making a big mess for someone to clean up. I don't need to die with all that guilt on me.

So for you it's jumping off a tall building into a dumpster?

[jennysmurf]

Sure, if you're Mexican.

Racist.

[jennysmurf]

So for you it's jumping off a tall building into a dumpster?

Maybe. But I'll have to learn how to do an amazing swan dive first, cause if I'm doing this, you're gonna remember it. And I need to make sure I'm going to die at the end. None of that maiming myself for attention nonsense.

[realmenhatelife]

Guess what, after I hear it once I'm skipping any spoken word or album skit.




So the bassist for the Melvins called Billy Joe Armstrong a weasel and said in response to Armstrongs claim "I'm not justin beiber" with "yes you are." I cant agree more, but it would've have more impact if it was from one of the founding members of The Melvins.

[realmenhatelife]

Van Morrison, meh.

[jennysmurf]

His voice makes me want to clear my throat all the time. So gravelly. I see the talent in the songwriting, but dang it, his voice hurts my throat.

[jennysmurf]

Van Morrison, meh.

His interview with Ron soured me on him a bit.

[LeedsJr]

Just got back from getting lunch.

Oh goody, a pretentious music segment. :dry:

Can't we bring the clueless interns in to make this entertaining? Please?

[jennysmurf]

Guess what, after I hear it once I'm skipping any spoken word or album skit.




So the bassist for the Melvins called Billy Joe Armstrong a weasel and said in response to Armstrongs claim "I'm not justin beiber" with "yes you are." I cant agree more, but it would've have more impact if it was from one of the founding members of The Melvins.

I told Sid what you said about a bassist's opinion not carrying much impact. He's not impressed...

http://www.biography.com/imported/images/Biography/Images/Profiles/V/Sid-Vicious-246010-2-402.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

His interview with Ron soured me on him a bit.

I know he's notoriously dicky.

[LeedsJr]

I know he's notoriously dicky.

Too bad you already have so many gems. :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

I would take the long, good career over the single instance of staggering genius.

[jennysmurf]

Too bad you already have so many gems. :smile:

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

I would take the long, good career over the single instance of staggering genius.

Yep, gotta put food on the table and Cristal in the fridge.

[LeedsJr]

:wallbash:

Just what this zero energy show needed. A Hard Rock Boring call about fantasy football. :thumbdown:

[Dell]

I never understand how people can hang themselves from a shower curtain rod. Mine falls down if I even close the curtain too quickly. There's no way it would support any weight.

HA!..I always thought they used the shower piping

[jennysmurf]

HA!..I always thought they used the shower piping

Possibly, but then the showerhead would pop off, and I'd just hurt myself. That's not dignified.

[LeedsJr]

Boy, this is some compelling radio right here. :wallbash:

[Dell]

Dexter is worth the watch. Some seasons are better than others, but the last two seasons were really, really well done as was the first. The Jimmy Smits season was off, but still better than 90% of whats on TV.

I agree 100%...there were some seasons that were not as good, but still better than most other shows

Also, I think Showtime has better series overall...Episodes has been hilarious

[deliciousV]

I agree 100%...there were some seasons that were not as good, but still better than most other shows

Also, I think Showtime has better series overall...Episodes has been hilarious

agree with all of the above, and because of the lifeboat convo a couple of weeks ago, I started watching Entourage on demand. I'm up to season 4 and loving it so far.

Episodes really has had 2 good seasons.

[jennysmurf]

Johnny doesn't know when to hang up.

[LeedsJr]

Johnny doesn't know when to hang up.

It should be before he finishes dialing.

Kokomo card holder #1. :thumbup:

[deliciousV]

Johnny doesn't know when to hang up.

he thinks he's a guest, not a caller. He's waiting for Ron to plug the HardRock and go to break.

[jennysmurf]

It should be before he finishes dialing.

Kokomo card holder #1. :thumbup:

Nah, I enjoyed when they were busting him for making fat jokes, he just keeps on the line and randomly laughs at what the guys are saying.

[Dell]

It should be before he finishes dialing.

Kokomo card holder #1. :thumbup:

hey, I didn't give you card #1...you could be #2, but that's always reserved for dspy (I love third grader humor)

[sailor]

Racist.

Long story short, they apparently stab each other a lot. It's like saying its racist to point out that LA gangs do drive-bys.

[LeedsJr]

Nah, I enjoyed when they were busting him for making fat jokes, he just keeps on the line and randomly laughs at what the guys are saying.

Your mileage may vary. He's radio poison to me.

[Dell]

do you pay the dad...or, is he paying you to fuck her straight?..:wacko:

[deliciousV]

I was robbed! I shoulda won that Homeland prize for my tweet

"lewis_damian Flipping the switch and blowing up on the Ron and Fez show today!"

[Dell]

Long story short, they apparently stab each other a lot. It's like saying its racist to point out that LA gangs do drive-bys.

racist...

[Warren Peace]

Wow Fez....you'd really show your dad a thing or two about a thing or two.

[LeedsJr]

do you pay the dad...or, is he paying you to fuck her straight?..:wacko:

He's paying you.

[jennysmurf]

racist...

:laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

I never got Oasis.

[LeedsJr]

I've never heard the word fag used the way Ron is describing.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's talking out of his ass, "that shirt is gay" doesn't matter of factly mean that is something for homosexuals to wear. It means that shirt is stupid because gays are stupid.

[Zorro]

I've never heard the word fag used the way Ron is describing.

An employee of mine calls his b-friend fag all the time

[LeedsJr]

Ron's talking out of his ass, "that shirt is gay" doesn't matter of factly mean that is something for homosexuals to wear. It means that shirt is stupid because gays are stupid.

You beat me to it.

Someone let me know when HTG is gone, please.

[Dell]

growing *quoteblock* up *quoteblock* "fag" *quoteblock*meant "sissy"...when I hear kids say "gay" *quoteblock* today, they just mean "lame" or "stupid"

[Dell]

You beat me to it.

Someone let me know when HTG is gone, please.


HTG is never gone...delv said she stays under Ron's desk

[sailor]

gays are stupid.

Interesting.

[realmenhatelife]

And you cant argue that the word fag is ever not homophobic and should be above offensiveness. It's an offensive word, it's used to offend even in relationships where it's accepted to offend eachother (like stand up comedy, or friends busting balls.) The word's entire power is derrived from its' offensiveness. You cant expect other people to subscribe to the same social agreement as you and your friends.

[jennysmurf]

growing *quoteblock* up *quoteblock* "fag" *quoteblock*meant "sissy"...when I hear kids say "gay" *quoteblock* today, they just mean "lame" or "stupid"

You know I'm just humoring you because you already have so many good modquotes. Otherwise, your trickery wouldn't work.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's going to introduce the 3 oclock snack right after this pep talk about misogyny

[Dell]

is the "P" word she's talking about "pussy"?..and, when a guy calls a man a pussy, he's saying he's not acting like a man...I never thought it had a sexuality component

likewise, while the other f word and a kid calling someone gay is an insult, thus offensive...I never thought it had a sexuality component

[sailor]

You know I'm just humoring you because you already have so many good modquotes. Otherwise, your trickery wouldn't work.

I would remove it if he asked. Just sayin.

[LeedsJr]

All right, I'm done. Bad show today.

[sailor]

is the "P" word she's talking about "pussy"?..and, when a guy calls a man a pussy, he's saying he's not acting like a man...I never thought it had a sexuality component

likewise, while the other f word and a kid calling someone gay is an insult, thus offensive...I never thought it had a sexuality component

Pussy and fag mean the same thing in that context; one's insulting to women, the other to gays.

[realmenhatelife]

Pussy and fag mean the same thing in that context; one's insulting to women, the other to gays.

The thing that Fez wont give up is that context is a thing that exists. The thing that Ron wont give up is that context is not objective.

[sailor]

The thing that Fez wont give up is that context is a thing that exists. The thing that Ron wont give up is that context is not objective.

That hurts my head, but I'm inclined to agree. I think.

[deliciousV]

And you cant argue that the word fag is ever not homophobic and should be above offensiveness. It's an offensive word, it's used to offend even in relationships where it's accepted to offend eachother (like stand up comedy, or friends busting balls.) The word's entire power is derrived from its' offensiveness. You cant expect other people to subscribe to the same social agreement as you and your friends.

yeah, you can. It's generational, people from mine and Dell's generation KNOW WHAT WE MEANT when we said that word, and others growing up, you don't get to assign the meaning you want, or blame us for what you feel.

[Dell]

Pussy and fag mean the same thing in that context; one's insulting to women, the other to gays.

I don't agree that it's an insult to women...it is an insult to the person being called that

[sailor]

I don't agree that it's an insult to women...it is an insult to the person being called that

Eh, it's like calling someone a girl.

Perhaps I could see it if you liken it to calling someone a dick.

[jennysmurf]

I would remove it if he asked. Just sayin.

Dirty turncoat.

[deliciousV]

Eh, it's like calling someone a girl.

yes, but if you call a man a woman it doesn't mean you don't love women, it means you recognize a difference in the 2 sexes and feel said man is not behaving as a man would.

[sailor]

yes, but if you call a man a woman it doesn't mean you don't love women, it means you recognize a difference in the 2 sexes and feel said man is not behaving as a man would.

In an insulting manner.

[sailor]

Dirty turncoat.

I have honor.

[deliciousV]

In an insulting manner.

yes, but only because you are saying a man should act like a man and a woman should act like a woman! Saying a man is acting like a woman is not demeaning to women. Why can't you get this?

[sailor]

yes, but only because you are saying a man should act like a man and a woman should act like a woman! Saying a man is acting like a woman is not demeaning to women. Why can't you get this?

Because I disagree with your basic premise?

[realmenhatelife]

yeah, you can. It's generational, people from mine and Dell's generation KNOW WHAT WE MEANT when we said that word, and others growing up, you don't get to assign the meaning you want, or blame us for what you feel.

I dont think the younger generation doesn't know what they mean or are all homophobic when they say fag either.

I agree that one doesn't get to assign the meaning IE Johnny calls Bobby a fag and they laugh about it because they're just busting balls, Fezzie cant tell Johnny he's being homophobic to Bobby. But, conversely, Johnny and Bobby cant tell Fezzie that they aren't being homophobic to Fezzie by saying fag to eachother, even though they didn't say it to Fezzie. It's all about perception more than intention. Perception cant ever be right or wrong because it's an act completely divorced from truth. Perception can only change. Maybe Johnny and Bobby become friends with Fezzie and when they say fag Fezzie no longer perceives that as homophobic. Maybe Johnny and Bobby dont feel comfortable saying fag anymore now that they're friends with Fezzie, because their perception of the word has changed. Maybe they dont like Fezzie so they say it more often because he told them he doesnt like it, maybe Fezzie stops caring.

I think the real problem is that we all feel like we're right, that's human nature, but there's a lot less that's right and wrong in the world then we think.

[deliciousV]

Because I disagree with your basic premise?

you don't get to disagree with what I know I mean! I'm not responsible for what you decide to feel. It's like trying to talk sense to Fez.

[sailor]

Mind you, I couldn't care less if you call someone a pussy or fag or a girl.

[realmenhatelife]

yes, but only because you are saying a man should act like a man and a woman should act like a woman! Saying a man is acting like a woman is not demeaning to women. Why can't you get this?

Ah, but you would never call a woman a pussy and expect her to thank you for it. It simultaneously belittles the guy and objectifies the woman.

[CountryBob]

Pussy and fag mean the same thing in that context; one's insulting to women, the other to gays.

I honestly don't think that calling a dude a pussy is taken as an insult by women - hell, they say it too

[sailor]

I honestly don't think that calling a dude a pussy is taken as an insult by women - hell, they say it too

They're all too dumb to realize it's an insult to them.

[deliciousV]

Ah, but you would never call a woman a pussy and expect her to thank you for it. It simultaneously belittles the guy and objectifies the woman.

I wouldn't expect anybody to thank me for calling them that. And again, you can't blanket statement something into fact, my wife doesn't feel objectified by any of those words, and will often be the first to say somebody is acting like a pussy. As I said earlier, it's all generational. I have now doubt that in the next few generations the word Fag will become much like the "N word", people like me, who never assigned sexuality to it will die off, and the generations that follow will have always believed it was a sexual slur and therefore stop using it. Hell, I really don't use it much at all now. My only complaint is the blanket statements about what I meant when I said it in my youth. I know what I meant.

[deliciousV]

They're all too dumb to realize its an insult to them.

my wife would probably call you one if she read this board, and she's far from dumb. Stop assigning your easily offended , thin skinned bullshit to everyone.

[sailor]

my wife would probably call you one if she read this board, and she's far from dumb. Stop assigning your easily offended , thin skinned bullshit to everyone.

One, I'm not offended by it. Two, that was obviously just a joke, onionskin.

[jennysmurf]

They're all too dumb to realize it's an insult to them.

I'm gonna pinch you in a very painful way.

[sailor]

Leader of the Mexican zetas has apparently just been captured by the Mexican navy.

[jennysmurf]

I have honor.

Yeah, and I bet you pronounce it with an "h.":dry:

[jennysmurf]

Aw, Leeds left early and missed his favorite caller. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

:bye: We'll try again tomorrow!

[sailor]

:bye: We'll try again tomorrow!

Don't be a pussy.

[CountryBob]

Bye

[realmenhatelife]

I wouldn't expect anybody to thank me for calling them that. And again, you can't blanket statement something into fact, my wife doesn't feel objectified by any of those words, and will often be the first to say somebody is acting like a pussy. As I said earlier, it's all generational. I have now doubt that in the next few generations the word Fag will become much like the "N word", people like me, who never assigned sexuality to it will die off, and the generations that follow will have always believed it was a sexual slur and therefore stop using it. Hell, I really don't use it much at all now. My only complaint is the blanket statements about what I meant when I said it in my youth. I know what I meant.

I agree, you know exactly what you mean, but I'm adding that noone else can be expected to believe you or suspend their own perception of what you say. If you say fag, which I think it is perfectly reasonable to offend someone, it doesn't make the offended person "wrong" by being offended. Nor do I think you're required to apologize even if you did mean to offend someone.

And we are mixing contexts here too. You're talking about saying fag to someone presumably who is your friend and peer. Fez is generally talking about this in a different context where the word is actually broadcasted to an audience like twitter, a movie, a standup club, or is being used by peers and underlings in his place of work. Fez would be completely unrealistic to be offended by the use of the word in a private setting like your 4th of july BBQ.

[deliciousV]

I agree, you know exactly what you mean, but I'm adding that noone else can be expected to believe you or suspend their own perception of what you say. If you say fag, which I think it is perfectly reasonable to offend someone, it doesn't make the offended person "wrong" by being offended. Nor do I think you're required to apologize even if you did mean to offend someone.

And we are mixing contexts here too. You're talking about saying fag to someone presumably who is your friend and peer. Fez is generally talking about this in a different context where the word is actually broadcasted to an audience like twitter, a movie, a standup club, or is being used by peers and underlings in his place of work. Fez would be completely unrealistic to be offended by the use of the word in a private setting like your 4th of july BBQ.

we're pretty close to agreeing, I wouldn't yell out fag in a crowded public place. But I might call someone I know well one. I think you underestimate Fez, he certainly would be offended to learn that I called my cousin a fag for dropping the ball and running away during a game of smear the queer 30 years ago.
And I didn't call anyone a fag at my BBQ, buncha pussies woulda got offended.

[realmenhatelife]

we're pretty close to agreeing, I wouldn't yell out fag in a crowded public place. But I might call someone I know well one. I think you underestimate Fez, he certainly would be offended to learn that I called my cousin a fag for dropping the ball and running away during a game of smear the queer 30 years ago.
And I didn't call anyone a fag at my BBQ, buncha pussies woulda got offended.

You're right, he probably would, but that's why he's crazy.

[jennysmurf]

Don't be a pussy.

At least I'm not a sailor! That's the worst thing you can call a person.

[sailor]

At least I'm not a sailor! That's the worst thing you can call a person.

Hurtful!

[Dell]

Hurtful!

this is like when your parents argue...I'm sorry, I'll be a better child...just don't yell anymore

[jennysmurf]

this is like when your parents argue...I'm sorry, I'll be a better child...just don't yell anymore

Go to your room!

[deliciousV]

Go to your room!

Like that's a punishment, you knoiw what he does in there

[jennysmurf]

Like that's a punishment, you knoiw what he does in there

Boys are yucky.

[deliciousV]

Boys are yucky.

like you're a little Angel in the privacy of your room

[fezident]

The thing that Fez wont give up is that context is a thing that exists. The thing that Ron wont give up is that context is not objective.

Bravo.
Well said.