Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/10/12 - You know I wont Fake it

[realmenhatelife]

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Usually bust records on gettin buck naked

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :bye:

fixed up my fantasy team. thanks for the help, guys. i feel kinda weird playing against hats. :o

[LeedsJr]

Morning.

It is a gray, dreary, rainy Wednesday of a week that seems to be dragging. Probably because I've been up after midnight every night, drinking and watching the baseball playoffs.

It sure would be nice if the buddays woudl bring the funny right out of the gate today.

What are the odds?

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :bye:

fixed up my fantasy team. thanks for the help, guys. i feel kinda weird playing against hats. :o

The shoe is on the other foot because now it's time for you to bust his ass.

[disneyspy]

doh! when i opened up the site it had all my info saved and went right to 206,guess i'll be 3 minutes behind again today

hey buddays

[realmenhatelife]

Morning.

It is a gray, dreary, rainy Wednesday of a week that seems to be dragging. Probably because I've been up after midnight every night, drinking and watching the baseball playoffs.

It sure would be nice if the buddays woudl bring the funny right out of the gate today.

What are the odds?

Depends how sick Ron is.


This weather blows. The sun is finally supposed to come out later and I'm so ready for it.

[LeedsJr]

That song certainly didn't help liven me up. :sleep:

[Recyclerz]

That song certainly didn't help liven me up. :sleep:

I wonder if the song signals that Fezzie might be having a rare bad day.

[sailor]

I might just keep posting in the other one.

[disneyspy]

pretty sure this old hank i'm so lonesome i could cry

[Misteriosa]

meh.. my online player just froze up :down:

i'll listen to this song while it sorts itself out:

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[disneyspy]

i wonder what happened to that other site

[realmenhatelife]

On an unrelated note when you watch King Ralph at the beginning he's wearing a Skid Row t shirt under a packers jacket, and the jacket falls in such a way that every time I see it I think it says "Kid Rock" because all you can see is the ID RO. So you can imagine that King Ralph was way ahead of the game.

[realmenhatelife]

They're going to do a 5 for 90s computer games and dont have any lucas arts or Sierra games. No Day of the Tentacle, No X Wing or Tie Fighter, No Sam and Max, No Myst, No Roger Wilco.

[Misteriosa]

i would only go back and teach ccd to try and promote the more feminist/female positive ideas in catholicism. however, i also find that my catholic upbringing had some aspects of santeria practices in it (tradition vs Tradition).

[Misteriosa]

They're going to do a 5 for 90s computer games and dont have any lucas arts or Sierra games. No Day of the Tentacle, No X Wing or Tie Fighter, No Sam and Max, No Myst, No Roger Wilco.

:nono: this cannot stand. whats the fucking point? that game was so great.

[realmenhatelife]

"I dont know how you can be an educated person and subscribe to books written 1700 years ago"


You know that's when they invented math, right dude?

I have no interest in convinving anyone to believe what I believe and have an instant mistrust of anyone who is trying to get you to believe what they believe.

[realmenhatelife]

i would only go back and teach ccd to try and promote the more feminist/female positive ideas in catholicism. however, i also find that my catholic upbringing had some aspects of santeria practices in it (tradition vs Tradition).

I would've been way more into CCD if it was taught by a spicy Latina who was throwing in voodoo.

[LeedsJr]

They're going to do a 5 for 90s computer games and dont have any lucas arts or Sierra games. No Day of the Tentacle, No X Wing or Tie Fighter, No Sam and Max, No Myst, No Roger Wilco.

Ugh. Religion and video games.

At least the interns are there to keep the discussion nice and dopey. :happy:

[Misteriosa]

I would've been way more into CCD if it was taught by a spicy Latina who was throwing in voodoo.

thing is, i identify WAY more with Santeria than i do with straight up Catholicism. it's so much more female positive and inclusive. im not a fan of the animal rituals, but in general, Santeria really appeals to me.

[sailor]

They're going to do a 5 for 90s computer games and dont have any lucas arts or Sierra games. No Day of the Tentacle, No X Wing or Tie Fighter, No Sam and Max, No Myst, No Roger Wilco.


NHL '94?

[sailor]

:nono: this cannot stand. whats the fucking point? that game was so great.

You're biased.

[realmenhatelife]

thing is, i identify WAY more with Santeria than i do with straight up Catholicism. it's so much more female positive and inclusive. im not a fan of the animal rituals, but in general, Santeria really appeals to me.

So when that song comes on you sing "I DO practice Santeria, I HAVE GOT a crystal ball..."

[Misteriosa]

So when that song comes on you sing "I DO practice Santeria, I HAVE GOT a crystal ball..."

i dont have a crystal ball though :o

[realmenhatelife]

NHL '94?

NBA Jam was the only sports came I ever played, but sure.

They have Doom on there and I always take Wolfenstein over Doom.

[realmenhatelife]

i dont have a crystal ball though :o

Well, Christmas is coming.








Man, I have no interest in being with the church anymore but if I had a kid I would feel really conflicted about not getting them baptised.

[realmenhatelife]

And a warlock needs the fat of an unbaptised child to gain the power of flight. So there's that.

[sailor]

NBA Jam was the only sports came I ever played, but sure.

They have Doom on there and I always take Wolfenstein over Doom.

Descent and Starcraft. Loved all the FIFA games by EA as well.

[Misteriosa]

And a warlock needs the fat of an unbaptised child to gain the power of flight. So there's that.

and the child must be male

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[ihaveabadmonkey]

Man, I have no interest in being with the church anymore but if I had a kid I would feel really conflicted about not getting them baptised.

My wife and I had this problem recently, she wanted our 3 month old baptised and I didn't. I told her that if she wanted it go ahead but I'm not going. So she made all the arrangement and went ahead with it and I didn't go.

[LeedsJr]

That's not why the Amish are crazy. It's those wacky beards. :smile:

Dana: "What do you mean, 'covet'?"

She's priceless. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Ron about Hicks: "If Fez ever gave birth to a drunk..." :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

and the child must be male

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/15313-20836.gif

That movie freaked me out when I was little, and then we'd be in Lancaster and you'd see Hex signs on barns and it would be like "Oh shit, warlock!"

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Ron about Hicks: "If Fez ever gave birth to a drunk..." :laugh:

i just heard this now on my online feed.

[Misteriosa]

That movie freaked me out when I was little, and then we'd be in Lancaster and you'd see Hex signs on barns and it would be like "Oh shit, warlock!"

i love that movie. i have it on dvd to this day :happy:

[Misteriosa]

im really glad ron has that stance on rape. a man or woman doesnt owe anyone anything, even if sex is intitated and even if they have had sex before. its not just yes. it has to be "HELL YES!"

[Misteriosa]

dana has a lot of internalized misogyny and she doesnt even realize it. :down:

[disneyspy]

i just heard this now on my online feed.

its like posting with a bunch of psychics

[realmenhatelife]

dana has a lot of internalized misogyny and she doesnt even realize it. :down:

Doesn't she want to bang Chris Brown?

[Misteriosa]

Doesn't she want to bang Chris Brown?

yes.. she does :dry: i bet she probably thinks rhianna deserved what she got and that chris brown's new tattoo is cute

[realmenhatelife]

yes.. she does :dry: i bet she probably thinks rhianna deserved what she got and that chris brown's new tattoo is cute

That tattoo is a head scratcher.

[realmenhatelife]

Wolfenstein is older than Doom, hicks you shitbird.

[Misteriosa]

i went to the shady arcade spots every afternoon during junior high school and freshman year of high school.

hicks, is talking about my experience: teen aged, school-uniformed me chain eating strawberry sour power straws and pumping quarters into the arcade machine for hours at a time. i was the only girl there and the guys (men really, they all seemed to be 20+ y/o) we all very protective of me. i think they may have been drug dealers too, whih is why people generally left me alone

[Misteriosa]

playing diablo 3 now. like my wizard, LOVING my demon hunter :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

Wolfenstein is older than Doom, hicks you shitbird.

wolfenstein 3d was my jam.

[ihaveabadmonkey]

its like posting with a bunch of psychics

I have to stop reading the thread, the 3 minute online feed delay is killing me

[Misteriosa]

starcraft is a fucking RELIGION in korea

[realmenhatelife]

wolfenstein 3d was my jam.

Installing Wolfenstein on a 386. Ok, we need a sound card, do we have that?




Oh, from what I hear Solange is all into Indie rock and makes Jay Z and Beyonce go to Grizzly Bear concerts and shit.

[Misteriosa]

i like watching online gaming streams. since i play, watching their various strategies is entertaining. yeah, a lot of the players are pompous asshole irl, but its an fun watch.

[deliciousV]

I have to stop reading the thread, the 3 minute online feed delay is killing me

close the player, look on the logon screen for a grey box on the right, click on use classic player, it's not on a delay

[realmenhatelife]

Wolfenstein 2 was the one that was really crazy occult based.

[disneyspy]

rons talking about a game he played ,how close am i?

[Misteriosa]

Oh, from what I hear Solange is all into Indie rock and makes Jay Z and Beyonce go to Grizzly Bear concerts and shit.

that makes me like her more :happy:

and luigi's mansion: I LOVE IT!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5e/Lmbox.jpg/250px-Lmbox.jpg

im thinking about buying a 3DS on the strength of the release of luigi's mansion 2

[Misteriosa]

i kicked ASS in carmen sandiego. i always wanted to be on that show. it honestly is how i learned geography.

[realmenhatelife]

I think Carmen San Diego was way before the TV show. I remember playing it on the sega master system.

[Chigworthy]

Does everyone in New York mispronounce Oregon?

[disneyspy]

i got COD4 modern warfare to mess with once i get laid off,hurry up novemember

[LeedsJr]

close the player, look on the logon screen for a grey box on the right, click on use classic player, it's not on a delay

I think they should replace the Fez picture on the cover with this. :smile:

[realmenhatelife]

We also had sim earth which I was too young to play, so you would just drop a bunch of carbon pumps to make the temperature on the planet go crazy, then bomb the shit out of them with asteroids.

[Misteriosa]

Does everyone in New York mispronounce Oregon?

i say "or-eh-gone" :flush: i admit it.

[hanso]

Classic player and classic games

[jennysmurf]

I think they should replace the Fez picture on the cover with this. :smile:

Either that, or pay DelV $1 every time he has to post it.

[LeedsJr]

I'm with Fez on this one. I don't know a thing about video games. :unsure:

[disneyspy]

for all you carmen fans,1st one wins,what state is boise in?

[sailor]

starcraft is a fucking RELIGION in korea

As it should be. Easily my favorite of all time.

[jennysmurf]

I'm with Fez on this one. I don't know a thing about video games. :unsure:

Me neither, I wasn't coordinated enough to play them. My sister rocked the Nintendo though--she and Mom almost got to the end of Zelda, and one of my sister's friends messed up their game. They didn't have the heart to go back to the beginning and do it all over.

[LeedsJr]

Does everyone in New York mispronounce Oregon?

i say "or-eh-gone" :flush: i admit it.

It's "or-eh-gun", right?

I'm from Jersey, so the question is still valid. :happy:

[LeedsJr]

Me neither, I wasn't coordinated enough to play them. My sister rocked the Nintendo though--she and Mom almost got to the end of Zelda, and one of my sister's friends messed up their game. They didn't have the heart to go back to the beginning and do it all over.

I couldn't stand staying inside that long.

[sailor]

i say "or-eh-gone" :flush: i admit it.

How else would you?

[disneyspy]

ron swanson has a wood working shop in PARKS AND REC too

[hanso]

Duck boat Ron

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal! :drunk:

You knew it was coming. :laugh:

[hanso]

Got a Cid Myers golf Sim kinda cool you build then play course.

[sailor]

My wife and her sisters still are big into the sims. They don't play often, but when they do it's an all-nighter.

[disneyspy]

Got a Cid Myers golf Sim kinda cool you build then play course.

i do that in real life,why would i want to do that in my free time?

[realmenhatelife]

I know a guy that cut down a big tree in his yard and said fuck it and build a bunch of guitars.

[deliciousV]

doh! when i opened up the site it had all my info saved and went right to 206,guess i'll be 3 minutes behind again today

hey buddays

how have you managed to not cut your own head off with a lawn mower?

go to siriusxm.com, click listen online, when the player opens DO NOT CLICK LOG IN & LISTEN! Look for the grey box on the right and click"Go to the basic player"

[disneyspy]

how have you managed to not cut your own head off with a lawn mower?

go to siriusxm.com, click listen online, when the player opens DO NOT CLICK LOG IN & LISTEN! Look for the grey box on the right and click"Go to the basic player"

i already did like back when they were talking about carmen sandiego,yeeesh!

[LeedsJr]

how have you managed to not cut your own head off with a lawn mower?

go to siriusxm.com, click listen online, when the player opens DO NOT CLICK LOG IN & LISTEN! Look for the grey box on the right and click"Go to the basic player"

:lol:

[hanso]

i do that in real life,why would i want to do that in my free time?

To hear the weird talking?

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal! :drunk:

[disneyspy]

To hear the weird talking?

what do they long island accents or sumfin? tssssssss

[jennysmurf]

I know a guy that cut down a big tree in his yard and said fuck it and build a bunch of guitars.

Now that's a man right there. I bet he has a beard.

[disneyspy]

wrong the most antique wooden boats are in the les cheneaux area just north of mackinac island in lake huron in michigan,their boat show is phenonmenal

[LeedsJr]

Is Chazz Palminteri coming in today?

[realmenhatelife]

Now that's a man right there. I bet he has a beard.

He does. More like a goatee. His son, who builds amps, has a beard. And they both build motorcycles together.

[LeedsJr]

wrong the most antique wooden boats are in the les cheneaux area just north of mackinac island in lake huron in michigan,their boat show is phenonmenal

:drunk:

Yeah, I'm sure those boats are much older than anything you could find in Europe or Asia. :dry:

[LeedsJr]

Well, unless his dad also made Freddie Mercury, I'm not sure that's entirely true. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

He does. More like a goatee. His son, who builds amps, has a beard. And they both build motorcycles together.

Wow, I can smell the testosterone from here.

[disneyspy]

:drunk:

Yeah, I'm sure those boats are much older than anything you could find in Europe or Asia. :dry:

you know nothing and just look stupider every time you post,you get no points and we all feel dumber just reading your posts

[realmenhatelife]

Wow, I can smell the testosterone from here.

That's whiskey and American Spirits.

[LeedsJr]

Wow, I can smell the testosterone from here.

Sorry, I'll put my pants back on. (Inside joke for the drunk threaders. :happy:)

[jennysmurf]

you know nothing and just look stupider every time you post,you get no points and we all feel dumber just reading your posts

Well, someone is pissy this morning. DS, do you need to sit by yourself for a while until you feel better?

[jennysmurf]

Sorry, I'll put my pants back on. (Inside joke for the drunk threaders. :happy:)

:laugh: Boys are yucky.

[disneyspy]

doent anyone remember billy madison? where the hell is misti to set you people straight?

[jennysmurf]

That's whiskey and American Spirits.

Well, it's knocking me out.:wink:

[LeedsJr]

doent anyone remember billy madison? where the hell is misti to set you people straight?

The web site for married people to cheat? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

That's whiskey and American Spirits.

Well, it's knocking me out.:wink:

It's making me very thirsty. :smile:

[jennysmurf]

It's making me very thirsty. :smile:

Lush.

[LeedsJr]

Lush.

Doesn't make me a bad person. And the baseball playoffs do start at 1:00 today. Hmmm...

[LeedsJr]

They haven't taken a break yet, have they?

[deliciousV]

doent anyone remember billy madison? where the hell is misti to set you people straight?

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[deliciousV]

Sorry, I'll put my pants back on. (Inside joke for the drunk threaders. :happy:)

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

Son of a bitch.

It's almost like Ron is telling me to go enjoy the baseball playoffs with a nice, tasty beverage.

[deliciousV]

last Friday this show was like an AA meeting, today it's fun drug stories. I'm really glad I don't know any dealers down here....I might be tempted

[Chigworthy]

How else would you?

The right way.

[jennysmurf]

The right way.

Quoting sailor in sailor time=mind blown.

[LeedsJr]

Can we please hang up on Hard Rock Boring and revel in the funny that is Kokomo?

[disneyspy]

one time me and a buddy were tripping and my class went to a funeral parlor,we started laughing our asses off and had to leave

[Misteriosa]

ok im back... what did i miss?

[Misteriosa]

i have yet to take acid or mushrooms or anything. ive always wanted to tho :o

[Dell]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

just had 90 minutes of dental work...so, excuse me if I slur

[disneyspy]

ok im back... what did i miss?

delv had to play the part of you and explain funny to the ham n eggers

[Misteriosa]

afternooners buddays...:bye:

just had 90 minutes of dental work...so, excuse me if I slur

please dont drool on me :dry:

[Dell]

talking about sailor time...I just backed the player to the start of the show (I like this player)

got another appointment, so I'll see you later...:bye:

[disneyspy]

please dont drool on me :dry:


boy if i had a nickel...

[realmenhatelife]

Did Chaz Palmentari sing when he was on too or was that just Danny Aiello?

[LeedsJr]

boy if i had a nickel...

For every time you drooled?

[realmenhatelife]

I think it's smart to walk away for a bit, it gives everyone a chance to cool off. I think he knows he was right on the precipice of a backlash.

[LeedsJr]

Hoo boy!

A Dana segment on sex and Facebook!

:popcorn:

[deliciousV]

one time me and a buddy were tripping and my class went to a funeral parlor,we started laughing our asses off and had to leave

what kind of sick fuck school did you go to?

[disneyspy]

what kind of sick fuck school did you go to?

it was class called modern family problems,more or less a blow off class for seniors

[realmenhatelife]

it was class called modern family problems,more or less a blow off class for seniors

For that class at the beginning of the semester they should have the school nurse tell your girlfriend she's pregnant, and then at the end of the semester they tell you "Nah, just kidding" then grade you on how much preperation you got accomplished.

[disneyspy]

For that class at the beginning of the semester they should have the school nurse tell your girlfriend she's pregnant, and then at the end of the semester they tell you "Nah, just kidding" then grade you on how much preperation you got accomplished.

shit i wouldve been in a new state by the time the bell rang for the second class

[realmenhatelife]

shit i wouldve been in a new state by the time the bell rang for the second class

There probably would've been a lot of that.

And also "Well the good news is we lied to you, she was never pregnant. The bad news is you stopped pulling out and now she really is pregnant."

Lawsuit waiting to happen.

[deliciousV]

shit i wouldve been in a new state by the time the bell rang for the second class

who said chivalry is dead

[deliciousV]

There probably would've been a lot of that.

And also "Well the good news is we lied to you, she was never pregnant. The bad news is you stopped pulling out and now she really is pregnant."

Lawsuit waiting to happen.

that's the one that woulda got me

[Misteriosa]

i would just like to say that i grew up on webster ave (and 184th st) ,and i always passed "the chaz test" before i even knew there was one :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

i would just like to say that i grew up on webster ave (and 184th st) ,and i always passed "the chaz test" before i even knew there was one :laugh:

http://www.snubian.com/images/webster2.jpg

[Misteriosa]

http://www.snubian.com/images/webster2.jpg

ewww... lol

i only mentioned that i lived on webster ave because it was said in the clip from the movie :o

[disneyspy]

if she carries a rape whistle and mace

[disneyspy]

a keeper is a chick that opens the car door for you after you've let her in your car

[Misteriosa]

i put on make-up very rarely. its too much hassle and it messes up my skin.

[hanso]

a keeper is a chick that opens the car door for you after you've let her in your car

Yeah but we got those click on key chain deals now to open door

[realmenhatelife]

A girl who is prudish is a real downer. And a girl who never has her own idea as to what she wants to do, she just wants to do what you want to do.

[Misteriosa]

Yeah but we got those click on key chain deals now to open door

shh... spy isnt that fancy :o

[disneyspy]

shh... spy isnt that fancy :o

and here i thought you were going to explain that one

[hanso]

some nympho traits can be a plus

[Misteriosa]

some nympho traits can be a plus

what? like "a lady on the streets; a freak in the sheets" kinda thing?

[hanso]

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what? like "a lady on the streets; a freak in the sheets" kinda thing?

[disneyspy]

if she's got a cock and balls

thats why i feel down there and say this is the way we shake hands in the U.P.

[deliciousV]

what? like "a lady on the streets; a freak in the sheets" kinda thing?

found me one of those and never let her go :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

she went on a date and her mom came along?! :wacko:

and guys want girls to eat like men, still be thin, and have that thinness come naturally :dry:

[disneyspy]

a couple of summers ago one of my friends chick insisted she go with us one sunday on our weekly golf outing (theres 4 of us) he said sure but she'd have to rent her own cart and ride by herself,she passed the test and did just that

[realmenhatelife]

what? like "a lady on the streets; a freak in the sheets" kinda thing?

I hate that Steve harvey.

[LeedsJr]

she went on a date and her mom came along?! :wacko:


These interns are absolute radio comedy gold! :laugh:


and guys want girls to eat like men, still be thin, and have that thinness come naturally :dry:

I don't remember ever giving a second thought to what or how much a girl ate.

[realmenhatelife]

A good test for me is a girl who would never go to a midnight movie, or a second run theater showing an old horror movie or sci fi movie is no good.

[Misteriosa]

I hate that Steve harvey.
you have no idea... :dry:
I don't remember ever giving a second thought to what or how much a girl ate.

i've had what and how much of whatever i ate thrown in my face often, whether it was a burger or a salad, a little or a lot. i couldnt "win" either way. I was a fat pig or i was starving myself. it didnt matter. :down:

[disneyspy]

A good test for me is a girl who would never go to a midnight movie, or a second run theater showing an old horror movie or sci fi movie is no good.

good point and also one that wants to break the i get to pick the movie every other time rule

[Misteriosa]

A good test for me is a girl who would never go to a midnight movie, or a second run theater showing an old horror movie or sci fi movie is no good.

but what if she has never seen the movie before? http://www.thefatcontroller.co.uk/portfolio/albums/userpics/thumb_sofa-spooked.gif

[disneyspy]

you have no idea... :dry:


i've had what and how much of whatever i ate thrown in my face often, whether it was a burger or a salad, a little or a lot. i couldnt "win" either way. I was a fat pig or i was starving myself. it didnt matter. :down:

what about that time i was pissed when you didnt finish your beer at that burger joint we all went to? i offered to finish it for her and misti took it right out of hand!!

[LeedsJr]

you have no idea... :dry:


i've had what and how much of whatever i ate thrown in my face often, whether it was a burger or a salad, a little or a lot. i couldnt "win" either way. I was a fat pig or i was starving myself. it didnt matter. :down:

That's ridiculous. And their problem, not yours.

[hanso]

Liking the three stooges is the higher echelon

[realmenhatelife]

It doesn't bother me but it's absolute gibberish to me when a woman says she doesn't eat certain foods because they're messy.

[Misteriosa]

It doesn't bother me but it's absolute gibberish to me when a woman says she doesn't eat certain foods because they're messy.

what?!?! the messiness makes the food taste better! its the same with eating with your hands.

[hanso]

It doesn't bother me but it's absolute gibberish to me when a woman says she doesn't eat certain foods because they're messy.

Maybe that's code for something else.

[disneyspy]

the only thing that skeeves me out is a chick thats wants to kiss after she's taken care of buisness down there and shes got all those babies swimming around in her mouth,just writing that made me shudder

[A.J.]

It doesn't bother me but it's absolute gibberish to me when a woman says she doesn't eat certain foods because they're messy.

Maybe that's code for something else.

It means she's not into bukkake.

[realmenhatelife]

what?!?! the messiness makes the food taste better! its the same with eating with your hands.

It's always ribs and wings. And I know a bunch of girls that say this. They're two of the best foods, what's wrong with you.

Maybe that's code for something else.

Yeah, modshield dont modshield jizz modshield in modshield my modshield mouth.

[Misteriosa]

the only thing that skeeves me out is a chick thats wants to kiss after she's taken care of buisness down there and shes got all those babies swimming around in her mouth,just writing that made me shudder

so what youre saying is, you are too good to have in your mouth what youve asked her to put into hers?

[disneyspy]

so what youre saying is, you are too good to have in your mouth what she put into hers?

if i wanted that in my mouth i woulda been born a woman

[A.J.]

the only thing that skeeves me out is a chick thats wants to kiss after she's taken care of buisness down there and shes got all those babies swimming around in her mouth,just writing that made me shudder

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[hanso]

the only thing that skeeves me out is a chick thats wants to kiss after she's taken care of buisness down there and shes got all those babies swimming around in her mouth,just writing that made me shudder

Isn't there a movie snack called snowballs?

[realmenhatelife]

if i wanted that in my mouth i woulda been born a woman

prudey mcprudishson

[disneyspy]

prudey mcprudishson

if your going to do that then you can easily brush your teeth after,thats all i'm saying

[Misteriosa]

if i wanted that in my mouth i woulda been born a woman

please.. you wouldnt even eat messy foods...

[disneyspy]

please.. you wouldnt even eat messy foods...

i'll take that bet,you're gonna regret cuz i'm the best thats ever been

the devils in the house of the rising sun

[realmenhatelife]

if your going to do that then you can easily brush your teeth after,thats all i'm saying

You just want her to leave the room so you can let that fart go.






There is one scene in the Game of Thrones books that's really terrible where a female character talks about having sex with a male character she doesn't like, and how she would relish swallowing because it was like killing a bunch of his heirs. That wasn't very convincing logic.

[Misteriosa]

You just want her to leave the room so you can let that fart go.

silly rabbit, spy is not that considerate. he'd fart right in that poor girl's face. :down:

[deliciousV]

if i wanted that in my mouth i woulda been born a woman

what sick woman wanted a kiss while she had goo in her mouth? As long as she's swallowed what's the problem? You expect her to kiss you after you eat at the Y don't you?

[disneyspy]

silly rabbit, spy is not that considerate. he'd fart right in that poor girl's face. :down:

last one said she didnt think she could take 67 more of those

[Misteriosa]

last one said she didnt think she could take 67 more of those

one fart for every year of your age?

[disneyspy]

what sick woman wanted a kiss while she had goo in her mouth? As long as she's swallowed what's the problem? You expect her to kiss you after you eat at the Y don't you?

well maybe not kiss...

[disneyspy]

one fart for every year of your age?

whyyouioughta...

[Misteriosa]

whyyouioughta...

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[disneyspy]

ok here's the joke

i was in bed with this virgin and i talked her into a 69,i had really bad gas and let out a couple of quick farts during the deal,after we both got off i asked her how she liked it,she said it was great but she didnt think she could take 67 more of those farts

[realmenhatelife]

what sick woman wanted a kiss while she had goo in her mouth? As long as she's swallowed what's the problem? You expect her to kiss you after you eat at the Y don't you?
Slightly less prudey mcprudishson

[disneyspy]

alka salser

[disneyspy]

dr pepper

[Misteriosa]

pepper hick's theme song.. that was funny

[LeedsJr]

alka salser

Salser? Is that what they serve with chips in Mexican restaurants out there in Fargo?

[Misteriosa]

coke

[realmenhatelife]

My brother got everyone into this thing where you sing the juicy fruit jingle about doing everything, like "dropping off my Netflix grab a stick of juicy fruit"

[disneyspy]

mcdonalds

[Misteriosa]

mc donalds

[disneyspy]

subway

[Misteriosa]

subway

[Misteriosa]

meow mix

[Misteriosa]

burger king

[disneyspy]

burger chef

[sailor]

i would just like to say that i grew up on webster ave (and 184th st) ,and i always passed "the chaz test" before i even knew there was one :laugh:

What's the Chaz test?

And I agree with the other guy, I don't care what a girl has for dinner.

[disneyspy]

budweiser

[realmenhatelife]

Budweiser

[Misteriosa]

budweiser

[LeedsJr]

What's the Chaz test?

And I agree with the other guy, I don't care what a girl has for dinner.

From A Bronx Tale.

After you let a girl into your car, she should reach across the seat and unlock the driver side door for you.

[Misteriosa]

What's the Chaz test?

And I agree with the other guy, I don't care what a girl has for dinner.

unlocking/opening the car door after you get in.

[disneyspy]

What's the Chaz test?

And I agree with the other guy, I don't care what a girl has for dinner.

the test you give if a girl is a keeper or not

[LeedsJr]

I am going to randomly shout out "Tring-a-ling-a-ling, Jingle Giant!" at dinner tonight.

[deliciousV]

Slightly less prudey mcprudishson

cumzy cummoutherson

[disneyspy]

looking at the results

SPY WINS AGAIN!!

[Misteriosa]

so she leaves fox news on all day?

im just gonna leave that right there...

[sailor]

Never had a car with manual locks like that.

[LeedsJr]

cumzy cummoutherson

So, which mod quote are you bored with? :laugh:

[disneyspy]

Aaaaaccccckkkkk!!!! How Do You Get The Player To Refresh!!??!!

[sailor]

so she leaves fox news on all day?

im just gonna leave that right there...

Obviously a plant.

[LeedsJr]

so she leaves fox news on all day?

im just gonna leave that right there...

We've established she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer. It's part of her charm. :happy:

[Misteriosa]

you were supposed to mess with the volume on the player every now and then so it wouldnt go to sleep :o

[Misteriosa]

i have no interest in maintaining or keeping up with my facebook feed. i feel like im alone in this world on that front.

[LeedsJr]

No, Ron. New Jersey is larger than Connecticut.

[deliciousV]

So, which mod quote are you bored with? :laugh:

fuck! I always try to just speak my mind and not worry about that stuff, but that one was unfortunate.

[LeedsJr]

Good show today. :thumbup:

[Misteriosa]

ok guys.. its been a really really fun thread and show :bye:

hope to see you all here tomorrow!

DONK!

[disneyspy]

bitch missed the end of the show,alright buddays,enjoy whatever day you have left

[deliciousV]

Never had a car with manual locks like that.

I've had many, I would always unlock the door for the wife and open it for her, she always slid ove and unlocked mine, I kinda miss that.

[Misteriosa]

bitch missed the end of the show,alright buddays,enjoy whatever day you have left

that sounds like a threat.. :surrender:

[disneyspy]

you were supposed to mess with the volume on the player every now and then so it wouldnt go to sleep :o

thanks i'll keep that in mind for tommorow

[deliciousV]

:bye:Y'all. I'm gonna start drinking early today, my Reds need to handle business today and my nerves are shot.

[sailor]

i have no interest in maintaining or keeping up with my facebook feed. i feel like im alone in this world on that front.

I update mine every few months.

[sailor]

I've had many, I would always unlock the door for the wife and open it for her, she always slid ove and unlocked mine, I kinda miss that.

Growing up in the Bronx, we never had a car. Only got my license like 7 years ago. I was probably double the age you got yours at.

[Dell]

what kind of sick fuck school did you go to?

Ridgemont High...http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTkyNTY5NDIyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDAwODE5MQ@@._ V1_SP198,198,0,C,0,0,0_CR39,54,120,90_PIimdb-blackband-204-14,TopLeft,0,0_PIimdb-blackband-204-28,BottomLeft,0,1_CR0,0,120,90_PIimdb-bluebutton-big,BottomRight,-1,-1_ZAClip,2,61,16,118,verdenab,8,255,255,255,1_ZAon %2520IMDb,2,1,14,118,verdenab,7,255,255,255,1_ZA01 %253A06,84,1,14,36,verdenab,7,255,255,255,1_.jpg

[deliciousV]

Ridgemont High...http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTkyNTY5NDIyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDAwODE5MQ@@._ V1_SP198,198,0,C,0,0,0_CR39,54,120,90_PIimdb-blackband-204-14,TopLeft,0,0_PIimdb-blackband-204-28,BottomLeft,0,1_CR0,0,120,90_PIimdb-bluebutton-big,BottomRight,-1,-1_ZAClip,2,61,16,118,verdenab,8,255,255,255,1_ZAon %2520IMDb,2,1,14,118,verdenab,7,255,255,255,1_ZA01 %253A06,84,1,14,36,verdenab,7,255,255,255,1_.jpg

:lol::lol: I completely forgot about that:lol::lol:

[Dell]

:lol::lol: I completely forgot about that:lol::lol:

gnarly...

[cougarjake13]

i have no interest in maintaining or keeping up with my facebook feed. i feel like im alone in this world on that front.



I have a Facebook and have no clue what a Facebook feed is