Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/8/12 - Come and See

[realmenhatelife]

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Kinda in a Lord of the Rings mood.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

I hope the show is as energized today as yesterday...and while I'm hoping, more Paulo and Jay Oakerson too

[realmenhatelife]

I missed most of Paul and all of Jay yesterday so I'd be happy to get either of them back. I like Oakerson.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,i'm with dell,don't want to get my hopes up but it would be nice to have another good show from fez and a visit by the paulo

[disneyspy]

made bean burritos with lots of salsa and cheese and put them in my george foreman,cant tell you how surprising good they are

[disneyspy]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkory5wry1qfhivzo1_500.gif

[realmenhatelife]

made bean burritos with lots of salsa and cheese and put them in my george foreman,cant tell you how surprising good they are

Well dont share them with Jenny, she hates beans and probably Mexicans.

[CountryBob]

God damn

[spankyfrank]

Best of?

[disneyspy]

woo hoo paulo in

[spankyfrank]

everybody loves the Paulo

[spankyfrank]

Nevermind, Paltalk was playing the best of.

[Dell]

paulo and an energetic rough start from Fezzie...it's fucking hot as hell in here

[disneyspy]

Nevermind, Paltalk was playing the best of.

do you need another source?

[Misteriosa]

yeah, buddays :bye:

i get to listen to a full show today :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

It always takes me a second to remember which one is Eagles of Death Metal and which one is Death from Above 1979.

Also Dinosaur Jr and T. Rex

Neil Young and Neil Diamond.

[disneyspy]

yeah, buddays :bye:

i get to listen to a full show today :happy:

it's gettin hot in here...

[Dell]

omg...disco meets autotune

[disneyspy]

It always takes me a second to remember which one is Eagles of Death Metal and which one is Death from Above 1979.

Also Dinosaur Jr and T. Rex

Neil Young and Neil Diamond.

i get you and leeds confused,you're one thats drunk right now aintcha?

[spankyfrank]

do you need another source?

There's another room. I'm good. :thumbup:

[spankyfrank]

News flash. Paulo may be a bi.

[Dell]

cucumbers are 96% water...

[disneyspy]

messageboard psychic-todays stunt will be to see how long the paulo can hold fez's balls while getting a hot sauce enema

[spankyfrank]

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[Dell]

messageboard psychic-todays stunt will be to see how long the paulo can hold fez's balls while getting a hot sauce enema

or as you usually call it...Friday night as Disneyspy's house

[realmenhatelife]

I think Chris Tucker doesn't do a lot of press because Chris Tucker doesn't do a lot of work. I really thought Bill Murray for a second.

[Dell]

I think Chris Tucker doesn't do a lot of press because Chris Tucker doesn't do a lot of work. I really thought Bill Murray for a second.

is Chris Tucker the guy that did those movies with the funny Asian martial arts guy?

[realmenhatelife]

David O Russell also had that screaming fit where he called Lilly Tomlin a C, and George Clooney clocked him.


Catnis Everdeen has some huge boobs in the Silver Linings Playbook trailer. Book stinks but it was kindof realistic as far as eagle fans go.

[disneyspy]

is Chris Tucker the guy that did those movies with the funny Asian martial arts guy?

he'll always be smokie to me

[Dell]

he'll always be smokie to me

oh yeah...Jackie Brown

(who keeps tapping a pencil or something...another one of my made up problems)

[CountryBob]

Smokey taking a shit!

[disneyspy]

Smokey taking a shit!

you know we're not talking about the one with the bandit,right?

[Dell]

you know we're not talking about the one with the bandit,right?

while no smokie, I really liked Chris Rock's character in New Jack City...:laugh:

[Dell]

has anyone ever died during a live broadcast...because, that would have to be a violation of truth in advertising

[disneyspy]

and is the air really dead? don't forget to tip your waitreesses

[Misteriosa]

it think the recent syphillis outbreak that occurred out there may be the main force behind passing that.

[realmenhatelife]

Condom = change it

[Misteriosa]

they are absolutely trying to help the sex workers and performers! there have been a few STD scares and outbreaks in the west coast porn scene in the last few years. there is already required testing, but the guy responsible for the syphillis outbreak somehow faked/lied his test results/status and got a lot of people sick. personally, i hate the way condoms feel, but if i was in that line of work, i would demand that they be used.

[Dell]

okay...how many time has everyone read Misti's last post?

[disneyspy]

they are absolutely trying to help the sex workers and performers! there have been a few STD scares and outbreaks in the west coast porn scene in the last few years. there is already required testing, but the guy responsible for the syphillis outbreak somehow faked/lied his test results/status and got a lot of people sick. personally, i hate the way condoms feel, but if i was in that line of work, i would demand that they be used.

any mods around?

[disneyspy]

okay...how many time has everyone read Misti's last post?

no one is answering cuz they're still reading it,over and over again

[Misteriosa]

okay...how many time has everyone read Misti's last post?
hmm it made sense in my mind. i guess i should reword it.
any mods around?

nope. :unsure:

[disneyspy]

nope. :unsure:

fuckers!

[realmenhatelife]

hmm it made sense in my mind. i guess i should reword it.


nope. :unsure:

I dont think because it's confusing, I think because people like to hear about your vagina.






Hunger Games isn't a Running Man remake. And if it is then they're both Most Dangerous Game remakes.

[disneyspy]

yul brenner was a bad ass in WEST WORLD,scared the shit out me as a kid

[hanso]

There will be a jimmy hat inspector to make sure all porn shoots have them on. What happens to the money shot though?

[disneyspy]

a jimmy hat? HA! HA! HAHHA hahahaa HHAHAHAHAHA!

[Dell]

I dont think because it's confusing, I think because people like to hear about your vagina.






Hunger Games isn't a Running Man remake. And if it is then they're both Most Dangerous Game remakes.

correct...and I think she prefers "vajayjay"

all movie and book plots can be loosely tied back to Shakespearean writings...I hate when they say it's a remake when it's not

[disneyspy]

i watched the first MAD MAX yesterday,it was awesomely bad

[hanso]

correct...and I think she prefers "vajayjay"

all movie and book plots can be loosely tied back to Shakespearean writings...I hate when they say it's a remake when it's not

All modern songs revert back to Depeche Mode.

[Dell]

i watched the first MAD MAX yesterday,it was awesomely bad

I would agree with the awesomely bad if viewed NOW...but, when I first saw it I just thought it was awesome

The first FFL I was in had a team named "Soylent Green"...:laugh:

[disneyspy]

I would agree with the awesomely bad if viewed NOW...but, when I first saw it I just thought it was awesome

The first FFL I was in had a team named "Soylent Green"...:laugh:

i'm not talking about ROAD WARRIOR,i mean mad max,he had a wife,kid and dog and it wasnt after the apocalypse

and nothing happened til last 10 mins of the film

[Misteriosa]

i liked John Carter from Mars :o

[Dell]

i'm not talking about ROAD WARRIOR,i mean mad max,he had a wife,kid and dog and it wasnt after the apocalypse

and nothing happened til last 10 mins of the film

you are correct...I was confusing the two movies (how did you know that?)

[Misteriosa]

you are correct...I was confusing the two movies (how did you know that?)

because you both suffer from "the olds" :tongue:

[disneyspy]

you are correct...I was confusing the two movies (how did you know that?)

because ROAD WARRIOR was awesome

[Dell]

if I didn't know who paulo was...it would absolutely bother me to have him sit beside me on a plane

[disneyspy]

if I didn't know who paulo was...it would absolutely bother me to have him sit beside me on a plane

the first time i met paulo he had gotten a nair scalp massage from fez earlier in the day and looked scary as hell with only a few clumps of hair in his scalp

[jennysmurf]

This is awesome radio.:lol: Fez screaming, "I'm not fucking PaulO!" Keeps me giggling.

[CountryBob]

Fez should have been born with a pussy

[Misteriosa]

Fez should have been born with a pussy

why do you say that?

[disneyspy]

:popcorn:

[jennysmurf]

Fez should have been born with a pussy

why do you say that?

CBob....think about what you type next, very, very carefully.

[Dell]

:popcorn:

:popcorn:...paulo is an EXCELLENT addition to the show

[CountryBob]

Sorry - that wasn't me.... Someone grabbed my phone and posted

[disneyspy]

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2776228_o.gif

[Misteriosa]

ifc is a free channel right? guess they had to add commericals to pay the bills. :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

Sorry - that wasn't me.... Someone grabbed my phone and posted

wimp. :dry:

[Dell]

wimp. :dry:

he's just vagina-whipped...(doesn't have the same flow)

[disneyspy]

wimp. :dry:

no shit,what a pu, a pu,



a wimp

[CountryBob]

:) - just to tired to have to explain

[Dell]

I love Ron's advice...go for low hanging fruit, go for fruit on the ground, Fez

:laugh:

[hanso]

ifc is a free channel right? guess they had to add commericals to pay the bills. :unsure:

Yep got 3 stooges on dvr and there are lots of commericals to skip over.

[disneyspy]

i can't believe how fast this show is going,i was thinking it was like 11:45

[Dell]

oh naive paulo thinks Fez is putting too much focus on the show...I dread the day when Fez puts the show second to himself

[Warren Peace]

Fez just needs to make it rain....and I'm not talking about jizz.

[jennysmurf]

:) - just to tired to have to explain

http://t.qkme.me/36dqs1.jpg

[CountryBob]

Oh shit! Run ron run

[disneyspy]

hahahahahaha yes i love you and have had thoughts...

[Dell]

paulo, mlc, and esd have had more gay sex than Fez...ponderous man!

[CountryBob]

So based on what they are saying - you have to have sex with a woman before you can claim to be straight?

[disneyspy]

So based on what they are saying - you have to have sex with a woman before you can claim to be straight?

yes

[Dell]

So based on what they are saying - you have to have sex with a woman before you can claim to be straight?

it's the old "you are asexual until you have sex"...I don't agree with them in regards to anyone other than Fez

[CountryBob]

Ron needs to secretly pay a twink to hit on and get fez in the sack to get him over the hump. Then destroy fez on air after admitting to it

[disneyspy]

paulo the gay wingman

[CountryBob]

So fez moved off of retard island? That's a huge step

[Dell]

So fez moved off of retard island? That's a huge step

15 months ago...and they didn't drag that "secret" out for more than a year

[disneyspy]

i like hearing paul talk about gail,she was so funny on air when she would lose it

[CountryBob]

I feel for Paul - 30 years loving someone

[CountryBob]

Miss perrynoid songs

[Dell]

Miss perrynoid songs

she prefers the new age "Ms"...:happy:

[disneyspy]

thats the first time i realized she said i'm not syctozoid,i'm dual personality

[jennysmurf]

she prefers the new age "Ms"...:happy:

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

you guys ever see pics of paul when he was in caddyshack? fez wouldve fucked him

[jennysmurf]

you guys ever see pics of paul when he was in caddyshack? fez wouldve fucked him

I haven't, can you hook us up?

[Dell]

I would be happy to hear nothing but GailO stories for the rest of the show...and, did you notice how PaulO pulled Fez into the show when Ron gave up and now he's giving Fez a rest

I love having PaulO on the show...great, a break (I can now get another coffee and rid of the last coffee)

[disneyspy]

I haven't, can you hook us up?

i got an A&E show and they were talking about behind the scenes and showed pics,i was surprised how fit and tan he was back then,i'l look for your jack material

[Misteriosa]

Ron needs to secretly pay a twink to hit on and get fez in the sack to get him over the hump. Then destroy fez on air after admitting to it

i cant even begin to imagine the amount of psychological damage that would do to fez :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

Out of my meeting and back to the show.

[Dell]

i cant even begin to imagine the amount of psychological damage that would do to fez :surrender:

Fez could take the hit...you know, as mentally strong as he seems to be

[Dell]

I wish Fez cared more about the environment...my children will have to pay for his callous opinions

[CountryBob]

Give em hell Fez! I catch shit from many cause I dont have kids .... Yet

[disneyspy]

we should go over to the ibang after the show and attack showerbench enmasse

[Dell]

Give em hell Fez! I catch shit from many cause I dont have kids .... Yet

I wish you cared more about the environment...my children have to pay for the results of your callous attitude

[jennysmurf]

Give em hell Fez! I catch shit from many cause I dont have kids .... Yet

That you know of anyway....

[realmenhatelife]

Speaking of shitty republicans, my friend out in Oklahoma saw a lot of upside down American flags on Wednesday.


I do hate when people troll by saying something and then play innocent like Oh why did this offend you or Oh I'm just telling it like it is. coughfredfrombkcough

[CountryBob]

i cant even begin to imagine the amount of psychological damage that would do to fez :surrender:

Exactly - sounds like something that Ron would do

[Dell]

showerbench fought FOR Fez when she posted here...when did they part ways

[disneyspy]

showerbench fought FOR Fez when she posted here...when did they part ways

when she found out that you had a better chance with fez than she did

[CountryBob]

That you know of anyway....

Oh no!
Hi.... ummm, son? How's your mom -I mean my stepsister doing?

[jennysmurf]

when she found out that you had a better chance with fez than she did

Fez and Dell. Sittin in a tree...

[disneyspy]

Fez and Dell. Sittin in a tree...

...suckin and fuckin

[Dell]

when she found out that you had a better chance with fez than she did

:laugh:...she must be from the land of pharmaceutics to think she ever had a better chance than ME

[jennysmurf]

...suckin and fuckin

I don't think that's how the song ends, but I guess it works.

[realmenhatelife]

That you know of anyway....

He knows about em who are you kidding.

[jennysmurf]

:laugh:...she must be from the land of pharmaceutics to think she ever had a better chance than ME

Well Fez will just have to get in line, cause I'm first on the list to be your home health nurse.

[disneyspy]

fez hates moes!

not gay

[jennysmurf]

He knows about em who are you kidding.

CBob is such a deadbeat dad.

[sailor]

Wait, for real, showerbench is a chick?

[disneyspy]

Wait, for real, showerbench is a chick?

said no one

[Misteriosa]

Wait, for real, showerbench is a chick?

SB has always been referred to as female, as far as i can remember.

[realmenhatelife]

CBob is such a deadbeat dad.

My grandfather would've called it "Alley Cattin'"

[CountryBob]

Wait, for real, showerbench is a chick?


I didn't know either

[CountryBob]

My grandfather would've called it "Alley Cattin'"

That's a good one!

[hanso]

fez hates moes!

not gay

Could be a tee shirt or sumin

[CountryBob]

Cat fight!

[realmenhatelife]

I love the tone of Fez' voice when he says "You're a fuckin sell out."


Ha, blood money, Fez is a lunatic.

[Recyclerz]

Gee, that I-Bang sounds like a cesspool of negativity. How long before Fez abandons it?

[Chigworthy]

This really sounds like another "Fez is purposefully misconstruing someone's comments so that he can have a rage ejaculation". Am I wrong? I can't be bothered to try and find her posts.

[disneyspy]

Gee, that I-Bang sounds like a cesspool of negativity. How long before Fez abandons it?

I have a nominee for POTD any seconds?

[realmenhatelife]

That's a good one!

He would know, he had a brother that had to join the Navy to get away from some girl's brothers. And he always used to tell us how when he was a GI in WW2 he was smart and picked up the country girls unlike his buddies who got the city girls and all caught the clap.

[disneyspy]

she sounds like a shower grape

aghee ghee ghee

[disneyspy]

where'd everybudday go?

[Misteriosa]

im eating lunch

[sailor]

I didn't know either

On here, it's safe to assume someone's a guy until you hear otherwise.

[sailor]

she sounds like a shower grape

aghee ghee ghee

Wow, that would have been a great chip joke.

[jennysmurf]

where'd everybudday go?

I was cleaning the stove during the commercial break. If we were all like the people who need the services provided by the sponsors, we'd be a sorry lot.

[disneyspy]

hulk hogan would have to go cuz he'd just be wagging his dick around all day

[hanso]

Washed hair quick in sink

[sailor]

Wait, Ron's seriously saying the ibang isn't a ron&fez website?

[sailor]

I can't wait for the hour long 5th element discussion with Chris tucker.

[realmenhatelife]

im eating lunch

Good soup?

[jennysmurf]

Wait, Ron's seriously saying the ibang isn't a ron&fez website?

I missed that. I thought that was the only site they were promoting on the show anymore.

[disneyspy]

we need an intern lifeboat,kokomo,rustin,scruffy and intern dana,who do you kick off?

[disneyspy]

hasnt anyone seen the princess bride? you need andre there in case the screaming eels attack

[jennysmurf]

we need an intern lifeboat,kokomo,rustin,scruffy and intern dana,who do you kick off?

No contest. I wouldn't even alert Dana that there was a lifeboat.

[Dell]

what the hell...I get called away for an hour and they're talking wrestling

:wallbash:

[Petey Barnum]

we need an intern lifeboat,kokomo,rustin,scruffy and intern dana,who do you kick off?

Viking funeral

http://www.thegauntlet.com/photos/viking_funeral.jpg

[Dell]

we need an intern lifeboat,kokomo,rustin,scruffy and intern dana,who do you kick off?

give dana a cinder block and then give her the boot...

[jennysmurf]

Viking funeral

http://www.thegauntlet.com/photos/viking_funeral.jpg

:laugh:

[hanso]

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[disneyspy]

dammit smurf,i was just about to grab your tight end

[A.J.]

dammit smurf,i was just about to grab your tight end

Hey-ooooh!

[jennysmurf]

dammit smurf,i was just about to grab your tight end

This could be read two ways, neither of which bring you happiness.

[jennysmurf]

Hey-ooooh!

Don't encourage him.

[hanso]

dammit smurf,i was just about to grab your tight end

Maybe she will drop the other one it might be a toss up anyway

[Dell]

there has never been a "take one for the team" guy even in the same league as PaulO...unbelievable!

[jennysmurf]

Maybe she will drop the other one it might be a toss up anyway

Nope, dropped your boy Bilal.

[Dell]

Maybe she will drop the other one it might be a toss up anyway

whuuuuuuut?!...no "wide receiver" jokes

[hanso]

Bilal !

Got one last yell in.

[disneyspy]

alright buddays,til the morrow

C'YA!!

[jennysmurf]

Bilal !

Got one last yell in.

:laugh:

[hanso]

whuuuuuuut?!...no "wide receiver" jokes

Missed the mark there was tooling around with FFL stuff ready for the mighty Jags to produce tonight she still has their TE pester her for him DS

[disneyspy]

Missed the mark there was tooling around with FFL stuff ready for the mighty Jags to produce tonight she still has their TE pester her for him DS

i've been pestering to get her tight end for awhile

[jennysmurf]

i've been pestering to get her tight end for awhile

Never gonna happen.

[Dell]

i've been pestering to get her tight end for awhile

I gave her a couple WR for her tight end last week...I think I got a good deal :happy:

[jennysmurf]

I gave her a couple WR for her tight end last week...I think I got a good deal :happy:

:wink:

[sailor]

I missed that. I thought that was the only site they were promoting on the show anymore.

It is. Ron was saying they have an editor there to keep it from getting out of control, but was saying its not a site of the show. Completely dishonest, they run every feature of the site and it's their show prep (kinda funny considering how Ron used to rip fez for pulling shit from yahoo news all the time).