Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/12/12 - Concussed

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

3 QBs knocked out with concussions this week. I could've chosen Bang Your Head but I dont like that song.

Speaking of football, all beer commercials are just full of awful, awful guys. This weekend I saw one that pushed it to the next level. It's the one where "The Hound" talks to a girl in the bar and her boyfriend comes out of the bathroom and starts a fight, so "the cooler" steps in to calm him down and then "the fixer" buys a round of coors light or whatever. I hope everyone in that bar catches the virus from Outbreak.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

i only get to hear part of the show today :down: and then... im STILL waiting for my vacation time to get approved... i hope they dont use my time on disability against me.

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays,looks like someone needs to reset the clock here

fucking cold in the D

NEVER MIND THIS POST

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :o

i only get to hear part of the show today :down: and then... im STILL waiting for my vacation time to get approved... i hope they dont use my time on disability agasint me.

That would be shitty.

[Chigworthy]

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Been listening to a lot of Type O Negative lately, a band that I never appreciated when they were active.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

monday morning quarterback card holder #10 checking in...

[disneyspy]

she said ROCK ME GENERAL PETRAUS

[disneyspy]

pickle me elmo?

[deliciousV]

good news everyone, there's a gay in the news for Fez to blindly defend! :clap:

[Dell]

pickle me elmo?

:laugh:

thank god paulo is back...and, is there a gay man Fez will NOT defend?

[realmenhatelife]

I needed to go to the bank this weekend, they were closed all weekend and they're open short hours for today. They are celebrating the shit out of veterans day.

[Warren Peace]

good news everyone, there's a gay in the news for Fez to blindly defend! :clap:

at the very least Fez should take some notes - given his "type"

[disneyspy]

now i'm the top spy in america

[Dell]

they will downgrade your clearance if there is anything that puts you into a position where you could be extorted...affairs, secret homosexuality, drugs, debt, etc.

the fact that he could not do his job without the highest of clearances is the reason he resigned...it's hard to believe there is a conspiracy of any type

[disneyspy]

when patreus and his biographer first met the book was just called FOREPLAY

[Dell]

now i'm the top spy in america

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/files/images/Understand-Huh-Hunh.block.jpg

[disneyspy]

they will downgrade your clearance if there is anything that puts you into a position where you could be extorted...affairs, secret homosexuality, drugs, debt, etc.

the fact that he could not do his job without the highest of clearances is the reason he resigned...it's hard to believe there is a conspiracy of any type

seems like now that everyone knows he has a dick he shouldnt be able to be extorted

[disneyspy]

http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/files/images/Understand-Huh-Hunh.block.jpg

who do you think was a better spy,me or the guy that disney took down to cover up the elmo story?

[Dell]

seems like now that everyone knows he has a dick he shouldnt be able to be extorted

they'll argue that he demonstrated bad decision making by putting himself in a position that could be extorted...the government only gives you unlimited second chances when you are not in the public's eye

[CountryBob]

Anyone see Skyfall this weekend? It fucking ruled!

[disneyspy]

Anyone see Skyfall this weekend? It fucking ruled!

https://instagr.am/p/R7y7gwK4yY/media/?size=l

[realmenhatelife]

Anyone see Skyfall this weekend? It fucking ruled!

I'm hearing all good things.

[Dell]

Ron is showing some aggression toward Fez already...he must get pissed at Fez every weekend when he thinks about how Fez pissed on the FFL they were in

[disneyspy]

Ron is showing some aggression toward Fez already...he must get pissed at Fez every weekend when he thinks about how Fez pissed on the FFL they were in

i'm pissed at RMHL for letting his defense give up so many points

[deliciousV]

Gap 2, because the first one was so successful

[realmenhatelife]

i'm pissed at RMHL for letting his defense give up so many points

I got trounced, 150 points, yeesh. Atleast I didn't waste a big offensive effort.

[Dell]

hey, DelV...did we nail the Fred Jackson projections or what?

wish I wouldn't have traded him now...and, Reggie Bush (SHARK ATTACK) is as inconsistent as Mendenhal was last year!

[disneyspy]

Close The Beaches!!

[Recyclerz]

Ron is showing some aggression toward Fez already...he must get pissed at Fez every weekend when he thinks about how Fez pissed on the FFL they were in

This one sounds like Fez dropping the ball on show stuff again.

[Dell]

i'm pissed at RMHL for letting his defense give up so many points

he concentrated too much on Reggie Bush...he shut his ass down

[disneyspy]

hey, DelV...did we nail the Fred Jackson projections or what?

wish I wouldn't have traded him now...and, Reggie Bush (SHARK ATTACK) is as inconsistent as Mendenhal was last year!

you're as funny as showerbench

[deliciousV]

hey, DelV...did we nail the Fred Jackson projections or what?

wish I wouldn't have traded him now...and, Reggie Bush (SHARK ATTACK) is as inconsistent as Mendenhal was last year!

that was an awesome trade for me, now if Bowe gets me 7 points I can squeak past spy.

[Dell]

you're as funny as showerbench

http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/unique_pov_cat.jpg?w=720

[disneyspy]

paulo calls all his ex wives the ones he hasnt killed yet

[realmenhatelife]

he concentrated too much on Reggie Bush...he shut his ass down

Not on my watch, Bush.

[Dell]

that was a really intelligent caller...except for using the word "blackmailable"

[Dell]

alright, if you guys aren't going to post, I'm going to do my "honey dos" (she loads up on them when I get a day off that she doesn't)...so, PLEASE POST!!!

[deliciousV]

really is a dead board day isn't it?

[disneyspy]

i'm trying to get dell to get off his lazy ass

[Dell]

really is a dead board day isn't it?

I think there is a correlation with Federal Holidays and Listening Thread Activity...makes me think a lot of people only post when at work (but we all know, correlation does not mean causation)

[deliciousV]

I think there is a correlation with Federal Holidays and Listening Thread Activity...makes me think a lot of people only post when at work (but we all know, correlation does not mean causation)

I was looking forward to a day on the board, I got crushed with cases last week, including a 3 day trip to Columbia, I missed doing this, which is basically nothing.

[realmenhatelife]

I love how Paul frustrates Ron.

[deliciousV]

PaulO cannot just answer a question. He has six stories to tell before he gets near an answer, but by then nobody cares

[disneyspy]

smurfs afraid to post here cuz she knows she's going down this weekend

[deliciousV]

I learned all the history I need from "How Booze Built America"

[realmenhatelife]

Translation: We said "That's be great!" and they gave us the other one.

[Dell]

I was looking forward to a day on the board, I got crushed with cases last week, including a 3 day trip to Columbia, I missed doing this, which is basically nothing.

I enjoy posting when I'm not working...I miss so much when working and I can play some online poker and post when off work

oh shit, an interview...but I do like Sally Field (dated a girl that looked just like a young Sally Field)

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, that's right Sally, stone wall his ass.

[Dell]

smurfs afraid to post here cuz she knows she's going down this weekend

like a bucktoothed Aerosmith groupie...

[deliciousV]

awkward start to the interview

[disneyspy]

merry todd? hmmmmmmm

[jennysmurf]

I think there is a correlation with Federal Holidays and Listening Thread Activity...makes me think a lot of people only post when at work (but we all know, correlation does not mean causation)

I can't listen today because the girls are out of school, and this is an XL channel.

[CountryBob]

Ha -Ron not only said bat shit crazy - he got Sally to say it too!

[disneyspy]

I can't listen today because the girls are out of school, and this is an XL channel.

whats that code for?

[jennysmurf]

smurfs afraid to post here cuz she knows she's going down this weekend

like a bucktoothed Aerosmith groupie...

I thought we had something special, Dell.:glurps: How could you?

[Dell]

whats that code for?

I think it's akin to "taking the kids to the pool"...perhaps, a monthly reference of sorts

[CountryBob]

whats that code for?


Not wearing a top?

[CountryBob]

Ok Sally this is great but let's talk about Smokey and the Bandit now please

[disneyspy]

I think it's akin to "taking the kids to the pool"...perhaps, a monthly reference of sorts

dont say a kin cuz it makes cbob horney

[jennysmurf]

Here's a big ol...

http://www.srpl.net/images/slap.jpg

...share in among yourselves.

[Dell]

I thought we had something special, Dell.:glurps: How could you?

OH...my comment is definitely a complement (a win-win kind of thing)

and, the WR I traded you kicked ass this week and will again when you play that basement dweller...:wink:

[deliciousV]

Ok Sally this is great but let's talk about Smokey and the Bandit now please

if she was on O&A she'd be getting a barrage of references and Gleason impressions.

[Dell]

if she was on O&A she'd be getting a barrage of references and Gleason impressions.

and it would be a CONVERSATION...not, an interview

[Dell]

this interview is so boring that it's starting to negatively affect the memories of the girl I dated that looked like her...:sad:

[realmenhatelife]

whats that code for?

She's not wearing a bra and it's cold out.

[disneyspy]

She's not wearing a bra and it's cold out.

tssssss sounds nipply or sumpthin

[jennysmurf]

She's not wearing a bra and it's cold out.

Et Tu, RMHL?

[A.J.]

She's not wearing a bra and it's cold out.

Useless without pics.

[realmenhatelife]

Et Tu, RMHL?

The GIRLS are out of SCHOOL and it's an XL CHANNEL? Cmon, we all know. Let your freak flag fly.

[Dell]

Ron's Lincoln impersonation was dead on...bravo

I'll echo the earlier post...I love how paulo frustrates Ron and how they both roll with it

[Chigworthy]

Is there anything less compelling than celebrities waxing verbose on the "on-set" experience?

[spoon]

Is there anything less compelling than celebrities waxing verbose on the "on-set" experience?

ron trying to relate?

[disneyspy]

so if paulo was the wingman does that mean he fucked the ugly dude?

[spoon]

he is the ugly dude

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's talking very proud about 'people who dont read history' for someone who just yelled "Mary Todd Lincoln was batshit crazy" in Sally Field's face.

[Dell]

so if paulo was the wingman does that mean he fucked the ugly dude?

MOD ALERT, MOD ALERT...clean up in Post #73

[CountryBob]

Shit - I must be an emotional wreck today. Just went thru the pharmacy drive in and the chick working the window had something wrong with her (she was shaking and barley able to talk clear). She dropped my money I. The floor and the sign up sheet twice. The look on her face was like "I can't cope anymore" and as I drove away I teared up a little for her. I hope something good happens to her soon. Damnit - what's wrong with me today?

[disneyspy]

Shit - I must be an emotional wreck today. Just went thru the pharmacy drive in and the chick working the window had something wrong with her (she was shaking and barley able to talk clear). She dropped my money I. The floor and the sign up sheet twice. The look on her face was like "I can't cope anymore" and as I drove away I teared up a little for her. I hope something good happens to her soon. Damnit - what's wrong with me today?

the girls are out of school

[Dell]

Shit - I must be an emotional wreck today. Just went thru the pharmacy drive in and the chick working the window had something wrong with her (she was shaking and barley able to talk clear). She dropped my money I. The floor and the sign up sheet twice. The look on her face was like "I can't cope anymore" and as I drove away I teared up a little for her. I hope something good happens to her soon. Damnit - what's wrong with me today?

estrogen surge...

[Chigworthy]

Angry at Happiness, Happy for Anger: The Fez Whatley Story

[Warren Peace]

"the world keeps getting tinier and tinier"...yet it continues to pass by Fez..

[Dell]

it was nice buddays, but I am off to do some honey dos...:bye:

[deliciousV]

Shit - I must be an emotional wreck today. Just went thru the pharmacy drive in and the chick working the window had something wrong with her (she was shaking and barley able to talk clear). She dropped my money I. The floor and the sign up sheet twice. The look on her face was like "I can't cope anymore" and as I drove away I teared up a little for her. I hope something good happens to her soon. Damnit - what's wrong with me today?

menopause, PMS

[Chigworthy]

dos


It's spelled douche and that's disgusting.

[disneyspy]

theres this great shy german sheppard thats been at the shelter for over a year,he got adopted last saturday,i teared up as he left with what looks to be a great family

[CountryBob]

the girls are out of school

Haha!

[Chigworthy]

Shit - I must be an emotional wreck today. Just went thru the pharmacy drive in and the chick working the window had something wrong with her (she was shaking and barley able to talk clear). She dropped my money I. The floor and the sign up sheet twice. The look on her face was like "I can't cope anymore" and as I drove away I teared up a little for her. I hope something good happens to her soon. Damnit - what's wrong with me today?

Adult Onset Genital Transmogrification Syndrome

[deliciousV]

Fez just bragged that he talked in the first 10 minutes of the show

[disneyspy]

a gay sex theatre in new york city does sounds like a scary place

[realmenhatelife]

Fez is gonna catch aids on his first dip into the pool.

[CountryBob]

Hats off to Paulo - good friend right there!

[Warren Peace]

Cold hard cash is the answer to Fez's boy-ass problems.

[deliciousV]

Cold hard cash is the answer to Fez's boy-ass problems.

sounds like the gang at the Sports Bar now know he has some, now he has lots of potential friends

[spoon]

10th and 2nd huh...I'm sure that's the site where everything is mismanaged and that crane almost came down

oooof

stugots is in nyc again

abooooooo

[disneyspy]

sounds like paulo found the glory o

aghee ghee ghee

[sailor]

Is Ron expecting fez's shrink to go to clubs with him?!

[spoon]

Hats off to Paulo - good friend right there!

agreed

nice work PaulO

proud of yah

[spoon]

Fez is gonna catch aids on his first dip into the pool.

that actually crossed my mind too

hope he's safe if he ever does get on his horse...or it gets on him

[spoon]

Is Ron expecting fez's shrink to go to clubs with him?!

probably

Ron and HTG are there to step in as council to break Fez down constantly...and with pals like that, there isn't even a need to have prof help.

[realmenhatelife]

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A bar called Cocksparrer? I'll bet that confused some old school Oi!'s.

[LeedsJr]

MOD ALERT, MOD ALERT...clean up in Post #73

Cold hard cash is the answer to Fez's boy-ass problems.

Might wanna take a look in #92 as well. :wink:

[CountryBob]

Wow - fez hasn't even asked Paulo about what's going on in his life?
Selfish :(

[spoon]

Ron stops Paul in the act of explaining the difference of having a friend to lean on in the club/bar, and he's stopped bc Ron says PAUL DOESN'T understand...HA!

That's just perfect!

[realmenhatelife]

Sleeping raw, ew.

[CountryBob]

Sleeping in the bed together? What are they - 2 old spinster sisters?

[disneyspy]

it's in a predominately white neighborhood

edit-paul quit reading ispy!

[realmenhatelife]

I'm ok with someone not being into the same things as me, but how they handle it is kindof important.

But it's also hard to imagine not just giving it a go every now and then to make the person happy.

[realmenhatelife]

If you're only gonna be open until 3 why would you even be open at all?

[disneyspy]

If you're only gonna be open until 3 why would you even be open at all?

maybe they dont want to listen to the O&A replay

[CountryBob]

Ha - Dana groaned when Ron said lets say you and Hicks were together

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Is this OutQ radio now?

[disneyspy]

Is this OutQ radio now?

i wish,it has to be better than sports talk

[CountryBob]

So what's gong on in the studio?

[disneyspy]

So what's gong on in the studio?

man sex

[deliciousV]

So what's gong on in the studio?

I think PaulO and Fez are making out on the couch

[A.J.]

So what's gong on in the studio?

Fez and PaulO are grinding.

[CountryBob]

Why Paulo why?

[realmenhatelife]

Why Paulo why?

Hound's gotta hunt.

[deliciousV]

Fez and PaulO are grinding.

if Fez is truly gay and a man he should be starting to think to himself "maybe I could fuck PaulO"

[Warren Peace]

if Fez is truly gay and a man he should be starting to think to himself "maybe I could fuck PaulO"

Put Paul-O in an Angus Young outfit...then let's see what happens to Fez.

[disneyspy]

this SIT ON THE COUCH is starting to sound like an SNL skit

[CountryBob]

I bet Paulo lets Fez blow him tonight!

[deliciousV]

I bet Paulo lets Fez blow him tonight!

PaulO knows what a good BJ should feel like, and Fez has never given one, it's a good teaching opportunity

[LeedsJr]

I bet Paulo lets Fez blow him tonight!

Mod quote!

[Misteriosa]

back from doing time at the front desk. what did i miss?

[disneyspy]

back from doing time at the front desk. what did i miss?

paulo and fez practice making out pn the couch,smurf has the girls out of school and jerry barca is a homophobe

[Misteriosa]

paulo and fez practice making out pn the couch,smurf has the girls out of school and jerry barca is a homophobe

:surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

:surrender:

Dry humping too and Paul has a big, active, herpes sore.

[sailor]

if Fez is truly gay and a man he should be starting to think to himself "maybe I could fuck PaulO"

Very smart use of quotes.

[deliciousV]

Very smart use of quotes.

indeed

[spoon]

no way in hell do you kiss a herpetic lip

what the fuck was fez thinking?

i was cringing hearing them even suggest it, much less Fez do it

[deliciousV]

no way in hell do you kiss a herpetic lip

what the fuck was fez thinking?

i was cringing hearing them even suggest it, much less Fez do it

People kept sitting on the couch and getting a picture taken with them making out, why are none of these pics posted somewhere?

[spoon]

not sure I want to see that personally

[deliciousV]

not sure I want to see that personally

I don't like to look at car wrecks either, but I always do.