Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/20/12 - God What an Awful Racket

[realmenhatelife]

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I was gonna put up America Must Be Destroyed because its a good song and you know, black friday or whatever. But you can only get the whole album and not just the song. So my second favorite song from the album America Must Be Destroyed, ham on the bone. Which is probably more appropriate for Easter.

And I always liked Techno Destructo.

[disneyspy]

monkey buddays,boy that smurf sure did get her ass kicked for being so damn cocky

[realmenhatelife]

Spy was psyched when the swing revival happened because he could dust off all the zoot suits he wore to high school.

[LeedsJr]

Hello buddays.

Gee, it sure is nice of them to redo yesterday's show for me, since I missed it. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not a christmas person but I wouldn't want to give up the vacation.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

ive got desk duty 2-5p today. i hope the show makes me laugh enough to fortify me for the coming hell.

[Misteriosa]

Spy was psyched when the swing revival happened because he could dust off all the zoot suits he wore to high school.

iz yoo iz, or iz yoo aint, mah behbeh?!

http://s4.postimage.org/bvwd8h4zt/tom_jerry_zoot_suit_01.jpg

[sailor]

Does Ron seriously think bill b should not get shit on for letting one of his star players have the POSSIBILITY of getting hurt in garbage time of a blowout?!

[hanso]

Skippy Xmas

[realmenhatelife]

iz yoo iz, or iz yoo aint, mah behbeh?!

http://s4.postimage.org/bvwd8h4zt/tom_jerry_zoot_suit_01.jpg

Haaa!

[sailor]

Gonna be in Philly for thanksgiving weekend, anyone know a good place for hoagies and/or cheesesteaks?

[sailor]

No parade of sides this year?!

[Misteriosa]

or perhaps even cheesesteak hoagies?! :ohmy:

[sailor]

or perhaps even cheesesteak hoagies?! :ohmy:

You're a crazy lady.

[LeedsJr]

For fuck's sake. I tune back in and they immediately take a Hard Rock Boring call?!?

I think Dell is right, Ron watches .Net, and does this just to aggravate me. :tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

Gonna be in Philly for thanksgiving weekend, anyone know a good place for hoagies and/or cheesesteaks?

In the city propper or around the city?

or perhaps even cheesesteak hoagies?! :ohmy:

Cheesesteak hoagies are actually a thing, I dont know if you were just joking. They're a fucking abomination, lettuce on a hot sandwich...

[sailor]

In the city propper or around the city?



Cheesesteak hoagies are actually a thing, I dont know if you were just joking. They're a fucking abomination, lettuce on a hot sandwich...

In the city; 17th and chestnut, not too far from the terminal market. Went to DiNic's last year.

[hanso]

Down goes Elmo!


ted nugent to play elmo

[disneyspy]

can you tell me how to get
how to get to molestame street
how to get to molestame street

[Misteriosa]

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/37/104932807_5d1bf327d5_m.jpg

[Misteriosa]

and fezzie saw the avangers in the nut hut... what other lies has he told.

[sailor]

and fezzie saw the avangers in the nut hut... what other lies has he told.

He's really Keyser Söze.

[realmenhatelife]

In the city; 17th and chestnut, not too far from the terminal market. Went to DiNic's last year.

Campo's 214 Market St.


Also, always defer to this guy.

http://www.hollyeats.com/Philadelphia.htm

[hanso]

can you tell me how to get
how to get to molestame street
how to get to molestame street

:lol: ha!

[Warren Peace]

can you tell me how to get
how to get to molestame street
how to get to molestame street

I prefer the Rick Delgado adaption of Christopher Street

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

"the real reason Elmo is red"

[sailor]

Campo's 214 Market St.

Noted. Thanks!

Funny that that place has the cheese steak hoagie.

[LeedsJr]

Aaand Fez takes the funny out of the bit. :wallbash:

[Lemieux66]

Fez deserves this for being such a blind homer when it comes to gay issues. That gay caller yesterday was totally right that Fez sets gays back with this nonsense, and I'm surprised we don't hear that call more often.

[Dell]

is it wrong that I'm now suspicious of every Tickle Me Elmo toy?

[LeedsJr]

Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

:lol:

[Dell]

HAHAHA..."WE ARE ELMO STATE"

I have so many Penn State alums that I'm sending that one to...:laugh:

[Misteriosa]

"Dorothy the Fish Subpoenaed"

that made me bark out laughing :lol:

[hanso]

Vince McMahon owns the rights to the Elmo name now


Bout time they let this awesome music play

[realmenhatelife]

NAPBLA- North American Puppet Boy Love Association

[disneyspy]

Elmo Jerked Me Off In My Sleeping Bag!

[Dell]

NAPBLA- North American Puppet Boy Love Association

:laugh:

[sailor]

"Dorothy the Fish Subpoenaed"

that made me bark out laughing :lol:

I know he's dead, but the original mr noodle was super creepy.

[LeedsJr]

Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini skirts?

Cause their balls show!

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

Fez is just reinforcing the stereotype that most gay guys are fucking assholes.

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Kevin Clash of the Tight Ones

[disneyspy]

ha! ENJOY YOUR PRIZE AFTER IT GETS SLID BETWEEN MY BUTT CHEEKS!!!


KA BLAM!!

[Dell]

Fez is now the "hole" of his own show...O&A would rip him apart during Joctober

[deliciousV]

Elmo to star in Seseme street production of The Faggot of the Opera

[realmenhatelife]

Snuffalufagus meets Allergictothepuss


sorry

[Dell]

are there statistics backing Fez's assertion that there are more heterosexual pedophiles?

[sailor]

are there statistics backing Fez's assertion that there are more heterosexual pedophiles?

On sheer volume there has to be. Percentage of the group however, I would think would lean to the other side.

[realmenhatelife]

are there statistics backing Fez's assertion that there are more heterosexual pedophiles?

I think that telemarketer survey probably has a lower participation rate than most.

[Zorro]

The great part about Fez is when its his side "We should wait and find out" When its the other he wants them hung without trial

[realmenhatelife]

The new Paul Feig movie is the Melissa McCarthy/Sandra Bullock buddy cop comedy. I get the feeling it isn't going to do well or be good and then assholes will be like "see, the girls are funny thing was a fluke."

[LeedsJr]

Anybody else think Ron stolt Fez's phone and put it in the popcorn bag? :laugh:

[Recyclerz]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Nice call Leeds!



I was hoping this was going to be the happy ending to this story!

[Recyclerz]

Everybody plays the fool sometimes

Except Fezzie, who is making it his vocation. :sad:

[Misteriosa]

The great part about Fez is when its his side "We should wait and find out" When its the other he wants them hung without trial

though the proper term when referring to people is "hanged", since this IS fez we are talking about, he probably wants them hung too :tongue:

[Dell]

a radio printing contest...oh boy!

[jennysmurf]

Leeds, if you're going to smell up this thread with your bad jokes, I'm going to call into the show and tell them you want to be set up with Fez.

[disneyspy]

Leeds, if you're going to smell up this thread with your bad jokes, I'm going to call into the show and tell them you want to be set up with Fez.

i'll tweet shrekalove to tell them,she gets love from the show when she sends them gifts

[disneyspy]

i bet smurf didn't write and package her gifts as good as this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8KZoiwCQAEAC0W.jpg:large

[LeedsJr]

Leeds, if you're going to smell up this thread with your bad jokes, I'm going to call into the show and tell them you want to be set up with Fez.

Why did Smurf stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

How do you get a one-armed smurf out of a tree?

Wave to her.

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

i'll tweet shrekalove to tell them,she gets love from the show when she sends them gifts

Why did Smurf stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?

Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

:lol:

How do you get a one-armed smurf out of a tree?

Wave to her.

:lol:

I hate you both so much.

[Zorro]

though the proper term when referring to people is "hanged", since this IS fez we are talking about, he probably wants them hung too :tongue:

From Dictionary.comhung is also quite common and is standard in all types of speech and writing except in legal documents.

[LeedsJr]

I hate you both so much.

How did smurf burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing.

:lol:

[LeedsJr]

What stops then goes then stops then goes?

Smurf at a blinking red light.

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

though the proper term when referring to people is "hanged", since this IS fez we are talking about, he probably wants them hung too :tongue:

http://goregirl.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/madeline-kahn1.jpg

[jennysmurf]

You happy now, Leeds? Your bad jokes caused an interview!

[Lemieux66]

Gillian is such a creep on Boardwalk that it's hard to even listen to Gretchen Mol in an interview as herself. Does that make her a great actor, or is it just the sheer creepy power of incest?

[LeedsJr]

You happy now, Leeds? Your bad jokes caused an interview!

What did smurf do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur at home?

She moved.

:lol:

[Recyclerz]

Gillian is such a creep on Boardwalk that it's hard to even listen to Gretchen Mol in an interview as herself. Does that make her a great actor, or is it just the sheer creepy power of incest?

Check out the movie she did about Betty Page. She's a good actor and incandescently hot!

[Dell]

Gillian is such a creep on Boardwalk that it's hard to even listen to Gretchen Mol in an interview as herself. Does that make her a great actor, or is it just the sheer creepy power of incest?

Mary Tyler Moore did such a good job in Ordinary People that it took me years before I could watch her in any role or interview and not hate her guts...:blink:

[LeedsJr]

Why did smurf tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

:lol:

[sailor]

Have they asked Gretchen about the thirteenth floor or rounders? Other than that, who cares?

[realmenhatelife]

Her kid's name is Ptolomy.

[Dell]

worst spy report EVER...couldn't find it on CNN.com

oops, there it is...

BEST SPY REPORT EVER...these spy reports are the best thing since home delivery of newspapers

[sailor]

Has to be either Emeril or Ramsey. I'd vote off Ramsey.

[jennysmurf]

I'm going to kick them all out, and bring along Alton Brown.:wub:

[realmenhatelife]

Emeril started celebrity chefs? I'll break the news to Julia Child.

[disneyspy]

the raw bar was "incredibly great"? what happened to phenomenal?

[realmenhatelife]

How do they sit there and let Ron yell out crazy shit like no one knew about grilling before bobby flay?

[Dell]

are all these guys "really" chefs, or are they famous because they're chefs?

feel free to debate this with dspy...:dry:

[realmenhatelife]

And Marco Pierre White is the father of modern british cuisine, I think Gordon Ramsay has said as much.

[jennysmurf]

are all these guys "really" chefs, or are they famous because they're chefs?

feel free to debate this with dspy...:dry:

I'm not going to do anything with dspy.

[Dell]

wow, it actually sounded like she was rising from under Ron's desk...:laugh:

[disneyspy]

I'm not going to do anything with dspy.

looks like someone learned their lesson this weekend

[jennysmurf]

looks like someone learned their lesson this weekend

I already know everything about you that I need to know, and it's all bad and smelly.

[deliciousV]

wow, it actually sounded like she was rising from under Ron's desk...:laugh:

because she was

[realmenhatelife]

Emeril was annoying on his live show, but he's actually really great as a top chef judge. He's very thoughtful and you can see how much he's into food.

[hanso]

I'm not going to do anything with dspy.

Couldn't Bear it?


Alton Brown is the shiznit science and cooking only time see that and triv also good show

[jennysmurf]

Couldn't Bear it?


Alton Brown is the shiznit science and cooking only time see that and triv also good show

Did you see Alton on Mythbusters this week? They tried to cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner in a car engine. I won't spoil the ending, but it was a great show.

[deliciousV]

Did you see Alton on Mythbusters this week? They tried to cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner in a car engine. I won't spoil the ending, but it was a great show.

carbon monoxide poisoning?

[Dell]

carbon monoxide poisoning?

no, mpg decrease...:dry:

[jennysmurf]

carbon monoxide poisoning?

Silly, they drove the car to simulate driving to your family on Thanksgiving. The question was, "can you cook an entire Thanksgiving meal on the way to your family's house?"

[realmenhatelife]

Alton kept busting Giada's balls on Thanksgiving Live. And everyone hates Ree Drummond.

Those shows are funny because the NY chefs are a real clique and you can see them actually enjoy eachothers company as opposed to just putting up with awful Rachel Ray, who brought up her husband 90 times.

[jennysmurf]

It's life a knife in my heart.:glurps:

[hanso]

Did you see Alton on Mythbusters this week? They tried to cook an entire Thanksgiving dinner in a car engine. I won't spoil the ending, but it was a great show.

No, but that sounds cool big time science/triv there.

[deliciousV]

Fez is just being a cock, why be defensive when you have admitted that you think you only talk 15 minutes a show?

[disneyspy]

this fake piece of shit caller just got fez bitched slapped!!!

[Warren Peace]

Fez is a silent partner in the Ron & Fez show...that's why his name is on the marquee.

[Dell]

I'm starting to tire of Angry Fez...anyone know an insider that can influence them to go to the next rendition of Fez?

[disneyspy]

once you're insider,STAY INSIDE ER!!

fist pound with leeds

[Dell]

once you're insider,STAY INSIDE ER!!

fist pound with leeds

GIT ER DONE...you northern hillbilly

[LeedsJr]

once you're insider,STAY INSIDE ER!!

fist pound with leeds

Good one. :smile:

[Recyclerz]

Fez is just being a cock, why be defensive when you have admitted that you think you only talk 15 minutes a show?

If you are what you eat, then Fez is not a cock.

[LeedsJr]

I'm starting to tire of Angry Fez...anyone know an insider that can influence them to go to the next rendition of Fez?

Hold on. He's going to do a gay bit now.

[disneyspy]

If you are what you eat, then Fez is not a cock.

no one eats cock,other than jeffery dalmer

[deliciousV]

You know, this show is on the Opie and Anthony channel, Anthony and Jimmy say fag or faggot almost daily. Fez wants everyone to boycott anything that reeks of gay bashing. So every day he stays on this channel he's a hypocrite, not to mention he never goeas after those guys for it.

[Warren Peace]

Fez wishes he were bare-assed and sitting on a pile of cocks...

[Dell]

OMG...he's actually saying Marlon Brando "looks" gay because of a scene in a movie has him in a wet t-shirt

for those that don't think Fez says things he knows are wrong just to get everyone arguing with him...play this bit for them

nobody in their right mind will think Fez (or anyone) would actually think this way...

[Dell]

no one eats cock,other than jeffery dalmer

there's room above his avi for this beauty, Jenny...

[disneyspy]

there's room above his avi for this beauty, Jenny...

you're just gonna skip right on by warren peace on your gay little way to the mods aren't you?

[Dell]

you're just gonna skip right on by warren peace on your gay little way to the mods aren't you?

WOW...that was a beaut, wow

[Dell]

this is simply a list of guys Fez finds attractive...a new low for this rendition

[disneyspy]

angry fez makes me giggle

C'YA!!

[Dell]

angry fez makes me giggle

were you a big Andy Kaufman fan during his wrestling girls days?


later my buddays...:bye:

peace, love, turtledove

[hanso]

angry fez makes me giggle

C'YA!!

Always like angry fez

[deliciousV]

Hicks joining the pile-on over a verbal crutch is a laugh, but you know, "he's the man" he's the shit" "he's a baller"

[Fez4PrezN2008]

What's up nut-knockers?

[jennysmurf]

What's up nut-knockers?

Stuff. And some things.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Stuff. And some things.

Good talk. See ya in a couple years.

[jennysmurf]

Good talk. See ya in a couple years.

:bye: There's not too many of us here at night, you should come back during the listening thread--that's where all the action is.

[realmenhatelife]

Someone make the thread today, I wont be around.