Ron and Fez Listening Thread 12/11/12 - Look me in the eye

[realmenhatelife]

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Stop farting by my desk you motherfuckers

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays


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[disneyspy]

Stop farting by my desk you motherfuckers

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_OPr_WJ3xEfE/TVA_4rbt1II/AAAAAAAABdU/V1LuBHPKW30/s320/stapler.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/girls-920-15.jpg?w=500

[realmenhatelife]

Next year I'm not gonna mess up my draft and I'm gonna dominate the FFL. Everything up until now has been prelude.

[Misteriosa]

buddays :bye:

[disneyspy]

Next year I'm not gonna mess up my draft and I'm gonna dominate the FFL. Everything up until now has been prelude.

after an 0-4 start i didnt think there was any way i could squeeze into the playoffs

[Misteriosa]

Stop farting by my desk you motherfuckers

you get that, i get people microwaving their fish lunches by my desk :down:

[disneyspy]

RMHL,do they just do drive by's or do they just walk up and make small talk while they fart?

[realmenhatelife]

you get that, i get people microwaving their fish lunches by my desk :down:

I would welcome fish at this point. My old floor we had fish and soemone who would cook sausage and bacon in the toaster oven every day. We just lost our microwave since someone set it on fire with a bag of popcorn.

RMHL,do they just do drive by's or do they just walk up and make small talk while they fart?

Cropdusters, I'm in a high traffic area.

[A.J.]

you get that, i get people microwaving their fish lunches by my desk :down:

The microwaving of fish and popcorn is banned in my office.

[Rhah]

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[Rhah]

The microwaving of fish and popcorn is banned in my office.

Sounds like you work with asians and fat white ladies. Sounds like my office.

[disneyspy]

when i worked at a golf course at disney the haitians would microwave food that would clear out the break room,i think it was goat and goose

[Rhah]

after an 0-4 start i didnt think there was any way i could squeeze into the playoffs

You are welcome that my team sucked.

[disneyspy]

You are welcome that my team sucked.

sucked? you had the fourth highest score and i didnt catch you til late in the 3rd quarter last night

[realmenhatelife]

All the play list songs are about Baltimore today.

Because I'm psychic, I picked a band that's from baltimore. Didn't I blow your mind?

[sailor]

The microwaving of fish and popcorn is banned in my office.

I can't imagine someone having an issue with popcorn. It's a great smell. OTOH, we had one girl who used to microwave sardines or some such shit. Worst smell ever and it went EVERYWHERE. I'm probably 100 feet from our kitchen and it was hideous all the way to my desk.

[Rhah]

sucked? you had the fourth highest score and i didnt catch you til late in the 3rd quarter last night

Nope pretty sure you suck and only way you can win is when other team shows pity.

[disneyspy]

Nope pretty sure you suck and only way you can win is when other team shows pity.

i'll show you this week when i fucking destroy sailor

[Misteriosa]

was there an announcement in the ffl of who made the "playoffs"?

[disneyspy]

was there an announcement in the ffl of who made the "playoffs"?

its on the front page when you log in


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[Misteriosa]

oh.. guess that means i made it in.

[LeedsJr]

I agree with Nice Guy Eddie when it comes to torture.

[Rhah]

pineapple haircuts :)

[LeedsJr]

Fuck.

I tune in for a change, and they go right to an interview. :wallbash:

Later, buddays...

[Misteriosa]

the one and only, inigo montoya!

[disneyspy]

i'm just starting on this seasons HOMELAND,i'll be watching ispy,will someone post when the interview and spoilers are done? please and thanks

[realmenhatelife]

Inigo Montoya has more bass in his voice than I thought.

[Rhah]

This is best "get" they have had in decades.

Love him in Homeland.

[Rhah]

i'm just starting on this seasons HOMELAND,i'll be watching ispy,will someone post when the interview and spoilers are done? please and thanks

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[disneyspy]

the one and only, inigo montoya!

i think there are rocks ahead...

[Misteriosa]

i think there are rocks ahead...

if there are, we'll all be dead...

[disneyspy]

no more rhymes and i mean it!

[Misteriosa]

no more rhymes and i mean it!

anybody want a peanut?

[sailor]

Catching an interview during my break normally stinks, but I like mandy and homeland in particular.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

a male cricket's ear is located on the side of it's leg...bank it

[sailor]

Rare interview flub by Ron saying mandy was like a rock star here because of the show, when he clearly had only meant in Israel.

[realmenhatelife]

They fucked up not playing him in to Mandy by Neil Diamond.

[Dell]

after an 0-4 start i didnt think there was any way i could squeeze into the playoffs

HAHAHA...8 out of 12 teams made the playoffs (should be NHL)

[sailor]

HAHAHA...8 out of 12 teams made the playoffs (should be NHL)

Yeah, I earned a bye.

[Dell]

Yeah, I earned a bye.

you're playing dspy...same thing as a bye

[sailor]

you're playing dspy...same thing as a bye

OH NO HE DIDN'T!!

[LeedsJr]

HAHAHA...8 out of 12 teams made the playoffs (should be NHL)

What is this "NHL" of which you speak? :huh:

The only thing worse than Ron's interviews are the "Great interview Ron!" calls afterward.

[Dell]

What is this "NHL" of which you speak? :huh:

The only thing worse than Ron's interviews are the "Great interview Ron!" calls afterward.

the National Hockey League (NHL) has an unbelievably high percentage of the teams make the playoffs...

[sailor]

What is this "NHL" of which you speak? :huh:

The only thing worse than Ron's interviews are the "Great interview Ron!" calls afterward.

The interviews ARE great (not the follow up calls). There are just too many and people get burnt out, I think.

[realmenhatelife]

The lyrics to Paint It Black are straight fucking retards.

[Rhah]

the National Hockey League (NHL) has an unbelievably high percentage of the teams make the playoffs...

Stop trying to devalue Red Wings playoff appearance streak!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NHL_franchise_post-season_appearance_streaks

Even if its easy, they are still 13 more than next team. So its not as easy as people think.

[LeedsJr]

The interviews ARE great (not the follow up calls). There are just too many and people get burnt out, I think.

I can only speak for myself. I have never liked Ron's interviews.

[Dell]

Van Halen (especially the David Roth years) had some of the best music with embarrassingly silly lyrics...best illustration, Hot for Teacher :thumbdown:

[Zorro]

Catching an interview during my break normally stinks, but I like mandy and homeland in particular.

This season of Homeland is really disappointing

[Dell]

This season of Homeland is really disappointing

Oh no...I have been far from disappointed...loving it!

[LeedsJr]

Oh no...I have been far from disappointed...loving it!

Sounds like you've got yourself an amazingly low threshold for suspension of disbelief.

[LeedsJr]

Sigh.

First an interview, now preaching... :down:

[LeedsJr]

If Ron gets this business off the ground, my wife might be able to talk me into going to church and the mall with her.:thumbup: :drunk:

[Zorro]

Believing a TV show is real life is how we wind up with matinee idol policitcians

[realmenhatelife]

One of the shitty neighborhood pizza joints just started putting a few of those gallon jugs of liqour up on their counter with a little handmade sign for shots while you wait.

[LeedsJr]

Pepper: "I want liquor, a lot, at random times during the day."

I want that as my mod quote, a bumper sticker for my car, a tattoo, and in my obituary.

[Dell]

Sounds like you've got yourself an amazingly low threshold for suspension of disbelief.

I think that was a different way to say I'm gullible or simple...well, too cool for school Ron Leeds Jr, I'm 30 year federal employee with a couple advanced degrees and it is my opinion that the main story line as well as the contributing scenarios are believable

I'll have to be convinced (by example) where you think it is "amazingly" unbelievable...not that I don't enjoy mindless entertainment, as well

[realmenhatelife]

Do-Yourself-It?

[Dell]

Do-Yourself-It?

HA...I caught that too

[disneyspy]

i saw a thing on the news last night where they're using the HIV to cure cancer now

[sailor]

I can only speak for myself. I have never liked Ron's interviews.

I always loved the interviews, even when I didn't know/care about the guest - then they got their own spin-off show and it was too much.

[Zorro]

I think that was a different way to say I'm gullible or simple...well, too cool for school Ron Leeds Jr, I'm 30 year federal employee with a couple advanced degrees and it is my opinion that the main story line as well as the contributing scenarios are believable

I'll have to be convinced (by example) where you think it is "amazingly" unbelievable...not that I don't enjoy mindless entertainment, as well

For me the suspense created because they might "get caught" was what made the show so interesting. This season there's been one soap opera type "turn" after another.

[Dell]

i saw a thing on the news last night where they're using the HIV to cure cancer now

:wacko:

[Dell]

For me the suspense created because they might "get caught" was what made the show so interesting. This season there's been one soap opera type "turn" after another.

I too prefer very little romance in suspense or action genres...now that I think back, I can see your point about this season (I'm surprised I didn't flag the very same thing)

[disneyspy]

:wacko:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/12/10/doctors-find-success-using-retooled-hiv-to-fight-leukemia/

[disneyspy]

saw some sci fi trailer of a tom cruise movie coming out next year that was cool and confusing at the same time

[Dell]

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/12/10/doctors-find-success-using-retooled-hiv-to-fight-leukemia/

wow...impressive minds and technology at there best

[disneyspy]

spy report- before elliot ofen was on stern he was rediculed in studio by benny and fez

[Dell]

spy report- before elliot ofen was on stern he was rediculed in studio by benny and fez

good one...you're starting to get the hang of those things (I read that years ago on CNN.COM)

[disneyspy]

good one...you're starting to get the hang of those things (I read that years ago on CNN.COM)



spy report- dell is a fucking liar!

[realmenhatelife]

i saw a thing on the news last night where they're using the HIV to cure cancer now

Sounds like you're damned if you do and damned if you dont.

[realmenhatelife]

spy report- before elliot ofen was on stern he was rediculed in studio by benny and fez

I completely forgot about that guy being on Stern until Ron just said his name.

[Misteriosa]

i think that anyone who gave the "fresh balls" hygiene products as an office secret santa gift would be called in to HR :o

[sailor]

saw some sci fi trailer of a tom cruise movie coming out next year that was cool and confusing at the same time

Oblivion or the other one?

Spy, stop reading.

I like this season of homeland just fine. I'm disappointed that Carrie was crazy and blew up their spot, but she IS crazy and it fit her character. The whole shit with the bomb-maker was crazy intense from a few weeks back.

Also, I only started watching the series before the start of season two, so it's been like one big season for me.

[disneyspy]

lalallalala changing whats on ispy lalalalaaaa

[realmenhatelife]

I didn't eat any meat this weekend either, but just kindof by accident. I've been craving chik patties and I had a kashi pizza to use.

[realmenhatelife]

Carrie is pregnant with Osama Bin Ladens baby! What the fuck!

[sailor]

lalallalala changing whats on ispy lalalalaaaa

I said stop reading!

[sailor]

Brody was dead the entire time! Swerve!!

[realmenhatelife]

Saul is a woman!

[Dell]

spy report- dell is a fucking liar!

who hasn't told a little lie now and then to fuck?..don't judge me!

[disneyspy]

who hasn't told a little lie now and then to fuck?..don't judge me!

dont worry,looking at ispy i can see you're not the only fucking liar here

[Dell]

I once heard a comedian get really angry when a young girl said that he was too old for her to date...

[realmenhatelife]

I once heard a comedian get really angry when a young girl said that he was too old for her to date...

You actually heard 2 comedians get really angry at that.

It's quite the thin skinned show.

[Dell]

that may be a bad example of Ron "shutting Fez down," but Ron has to be crazy if he doesn't acknowledge that he intentionally shuts Fez down sometime...

[Dell]

the back door must not have been closed...I think the simple solution is to make sure to close the back door

torture is another option...

[realmenhatelife]

If Fez brings all of his unfocused rage to veganism it will be a hilarious new turn.



Freegans eat out of dumpsters.

[sailor]

Saul is a woman!

The terrorists can only be killed by water!

[Dell]

If Fez brings all of his unfocused rage to veganism it will be a hilarious new turn.



Freegans eat out of dumpsters.

I think it would be a definite improvement over Angry Fez...he doesn't even have to really do it, he's more comfortable "playing" a character on the radio

[Misteriosa]

If Fez brings all of his unfocused rage to veganism it will be a hilarious new turn.



Freegans eat out of dumpsters.

fez would NEVER become a freegan. no...

[Dell]

The terrorists are deathly allergic to water!

I'm thinking it's not really an allergy...I think they avoid water until they want to multiply

[Misteriosa]

im having cookies for lunch. :flush:

[realmenhatelife]

fez would NEVER become a freegan. no...

Well, he's cheap.

[realmenhatelife]

im having cookies for lunch. :flush:

What kind?

[Misteriosa]

Well, he's cheap.

nah... :surrender: not that cheap

[disneyspy]

i'd be a vegan but i have a hard time finding alot of veginas to eat

[sailor]

I'm thinking it's not really an allergy...I think they avoid water until they want to multiply

I was going for signs, not gremlins. I edited my original because I didn't like the wording.

[realmenhatelife]

You live in NYC, it's the easiest city in the western world to be a vegan in. You'd have to go to a new hemisphere to find more vegan restaurants.

[Misteriosa]

What kind?

someone brought in one of these:

http://www.candy.com/assets/images/prestigecookie.jpg

i took one of each.

[sailor]

i'd be a vegan but i have a hard time finding alot of veginas to eat

Note to self: remind Jenny to smack DS later.

[realmenhatelife]

nah... :surrender: not that cheap

And he likes to be really angry about almost nothing. If we can get him a fixie and a dog with a bandana shit would be on.

[hanso]

i think that anyone who gave the "fresh balls" hygiene products as an office secret santa gift would be called in to HR :o

http://i50.tinypic.com/20j1l52.jpg

Some may like it.

[Dell]

What kind?

this is the time of year we go to Colonial Williamsburg enjoy the old fashion Christmas deorations and buy bags of ginger cookies...they are actually cookie sized "cakes" cooked very old school

ginger cakes (http://sandraholcombe.wordpress.com/2011/05/23/colonial-williamsburg-ginger-cakes/)

[jennysmurf]

i'd be a vegan but i have a hard time finding alot of veginas to eat

Note to self: remind Jenny to smack DS later.

Because you deserve it, not because sailor told me to...

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[realmenhatelife]

Drop Xtina in the fucking drink, she's the Ryan Leaf of millenial pop. And I hate Beyonce, but she's undeniable.

[disneyspy]

i'd toss jessica simpson because she jinxed the cowboys

[realmenhatelife]

this is the time of year we go to Colonial Williamsburg enjoy the old fashion Christmas deorations and buy bags of ginger cookies...they are actually cookie sized "cakes" cooked very old school

ginger cakes (http://sandraholcombe.wordpress.com/2011/05/23/colonial-williamsburg-ginger-cakes/)

Nice, I've been all about gingersnaps and gingerbread men this year.


I love those giant tins of cookies with a million different kinds, my brothers company just got bought out by a danish one, I'm hoping for some incredibly danish cookie tin.

[realmenhatelife]

i'd toss jessica simpson because she jinxed the cowboys

How do you explain the 5 years since then?

[Dell]

that caller is full of shit...nobody is dumber than Dana

[disneyspy]

How do you explain the 5 years since then?

jinxed

[realmenhatelife]

jinxed

The 5 years before?

[Dell]

Nice, I've been all about gingersnaps and gingerbread men this year.


I love those giant tins of cookies with a million different kinds, my brothers company just got bought out by a danish one, I'm hoping for some incredibly danish cookie tin.

we buy bags of them when we go because everyone in our family likes them...they have no preservatives in them, so after a day you have to sprinkle a little water on them and zap it quick with the microwave

[jennysmurf]

The 5 years before?

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

Let them have the boat, I'm jumping off. I don't want any of them around me at all ever.

[disneyspy]

The 5 years before?

she was alive and prejinxing them,she grew up in texas and always been a cowboys fan

[Dell]

jinxed

they have the curse of Jimmy Johnson...damn owner's ego wouldn't fit in the stadium with the coach that built the team

I know, they won another since then...but it was still Jimmy Johnson's team

they will now suffer a longer drought than the Red Sox did when their stupid owner traded the Babe...bank it!

[Dell]

Let them have the boat, I'm jumping off. I don't want any of them around me at all ever.

well, I'll have to remove that one from the ole imagination...:down:

[Dell]

I like George of George and Otto...and, George is mean to Otto

[jennysmurf]

well, I'll have to remove that one from the ole imagination...:down:

Oh you.:wink: I'll think of some other ladies, okay?

[deliciousV]

I like George of George and Otto...and, George is mean to Otto

did you ever see the Pig Roast web show they did? Pretty damn funny, the Christmas special last year was a hoot. I think it's www.pigroast.tv

[jennysmurf]

did you ever see the Pig Roast web show they did? Pretty damn funny, the Christmas special last year was a hoot. I think it's www.pigroast.tv

If that link is lemonparty again, I'm going to be so mad at you.

Okay, it's the right link, you're safe...for now....

[Dell]

who is singing this?

[disneyspy]

who is singing this?

rachel sage http://theinterrobang.com/2012/12/maybe-this-is-why-hannukah-songs-never-really-caught-on/

[Dell]

rachel sage http://theinterrobang.com/2012/12/maybe-this-is-why-hannukah-songs-never-really-caught-on/

thanks for the change...I couldn't find the answer on your Fox news site

[disneyspy]

i keep waiting for her to sing captain kirk is a jew too

[deliciousV]

If that link is lemonparty again, I'm going to be so mad at you.

Okay, it's the right link, you're safe...for now....

I've never put up a "lemon party", or any other fake link in my life.

[disneyspy]

thanks for the change...I couldn't find the answer on your Fox news site

the yankeeeees!

fuck all social programs!

minorities scare me

they sent my telemarketing job to india!

close the borders!

no federal money for education!

[Dell]

that young lady needed a Si Robertson in her life...she never would have performed

[jennysmurf]

I've never put up a "lemon party", or any other fake link in my life.

Well the bastards here have ruined links for me forever.:dry:

[Dell]

Well the bastards here have ruined links for me forever.:dry:

do you remember the amazon-gift-list-link scare of a few years ago...glad that shit didn't catch on

[sailor]

Drop Xtina in the fucking drink, she's the Ryan Leaf of millenial pop. And I hate Beyonce, but she's undeniable.

I deny her. I kinda like Christina.

[jennysmurf]

do you remember the amazon-gift-list-link scare of a few years ago...glad that shit didn't catch on

I had forgotten about it until a few weeks ago when an old thread got bumped by a spammer. Keithy's notorious for linking his blog too. Watch that boy.

[hanso]

who is singing this?

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could be this lady

[deliciousV]

that young lady needed a Si Robertson in her life...she never would have performed

Hey, he'd put the fear of god in her, hey!

[disneyspy]

dabba is so dumb

how dumb is she?

she's so dumb that she thinks martha's vinyard is a store where she sells her wine

[jennysmurf]

dabba is so dumb

how dumb is she?

she's so dumb that she thinks martha's vinyard is a store where she sells her wine

You didn't add the "tss."

[Dell]

You didn't add the "tss."

ooooooh...double gunned that bitch!

[disneyspy]

both of you are gonna be wearin signs that say I JUST GOT SPY 3:16'd ON MY ASS

[Dell]

both of you are gonna be wearin signs that say I JUST GOT SPY 3:16'd ON MY ASS

I need some cyphering help with this one...

[disneyspy]

I need some cyphering help with this one...

SORRY BUT I'M SURE HANSO IS GIGGLING TOO HARD RIGHT NOW TO TYPE

[sailor]

I need some cyphering help with this one...

Spy loves you.

[sailor]

Love the homeland tag, btw!

[disneyspy]

one time in college i put some pot leaves in an old tea jar and forgot about them,my mom came to visit a few weeks later and made her self a cup of tea while she waited for me to come home,on her second cup i realized what she was doing and rehid the tea jar while i dealt with my high mom

[deliciousV]

one time in college i put some pot leaves in an old tea jar and forgot about them,my mom came to visit a few weeks later and made her self a cup of tea while she waited for me to come home,on her second cup i realized what she was doing and rehid the tea jar while i dealt with my high mom

at least you didn't let her eat dick Jelly

[sailor]

at least you didn't let her eat dick Jelly

That was the first thing I thought of, as well.

2nd thought was wondering how many of his chums crammed into a phone booth.

[jennysmurf]

Spy loves you.

That was the first thing I thought of, as well.

2nd thought was wondering how many of his chums crammed into a phone booth.

:lol:

[Dell]

Leeds sent Daba a letter...how nice

:wub:

and, a present!

[jennysmurf]

Leeds sent Daba a letter...how nice

:wub:

and, a present!

So he actually lives in CT, what a liar.

[disneyspy]

So he actually lives in CT, what a liar.

this thread is full of em today

[jennysmurf]

this thread is full of em today

So you didn't really get your mom high, and you think Dana is smart?

[Dell]

this thread is full of em today

it's like a spool of liars or sumptin...maybe you should go hem your pants with it, tss tss

[jennysmurf]

it's like a spool of liars or sumptin...maybe you should go hem your pants with it, tss tss

That was the worst ever. The "tss" doesn't save you here.
http://www.srpl.net/images/slap.jpg

[disneyspy]

alright liars and smurf,til tommorow at 11

C'YA!!

[Dell]

later gators...:bye:

post with you tomorrow...:smile:

[Dell]

That was the worst ever. The "tss" doesn't save you here.
http://www.srpl.net/images/slap.jpg

foreplay...I can take it or leave it, it's up to you

:wub:

[jennysmurf]

foreplay...I can take it or leave it, it's up to you

:wub:

Oh you'll take it mister.

[deliciousV]

I guess Sailor and I will say bye in a few minutes, stupid delay

[Zorro]

i think that anyone who gave the "fresh balls" hygiene products as an office secret santa gift would be called in to HR :o

But they advertise on Ron and Fez so it must be okay...

[Dell]

But they advertise on Ron and Fez so it must be okay...

I think any toiletry for a co-worker would be frowned on by HR...regardless the name