Ron and Fez Listening Thread 1/22/13 - Oh my and boo hoo

[realmenhatelife]

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It's 1969, baby.

[realmenhatelife]

My headphones crapped out so I had to bring my earbuds to work. It makes everything so loud, I'm chewing gum and typing and it sounds like the building is shaking to bits.


Also, I've been taking so much airborne I'll bet my seed tastes like smarties.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :down:

its stupid busy here. they keep laying people off too. they are also considering increasing my hours at the front desk. :glurps: what the hell... i already am up there more than a full work day. ugh...

back to the grindstone. :down:

[realmenhatelife]

Akers used to be so good, too. I feel bad for that guy, I'll always have a soft spot watching him go after tackles. Everyone acted like the Eagles were total dicks for cutting him, but history has proven them right.

[Misteriosa]

also, is kate upton the patron saint of the ibang?

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :down:

its stupid busy here. they keep laying people off too. they are also considering increasing my hours at the front desk. :glurps: what the hell... i already am up there more than a full work day. ugh...

back to the grindstone. :down:

Aw, grind that shit out kid. Hopefully noone says to you, "Hey, atleast it's job security." because those people are annoying as shit.

[Misteriosa]

Aw, grind that shit out kid. Hopefully noone says to you, "Hey, atleast it's job security." because those people are annoying as shit.

oh.. they already have. nothing says job security like being abused by your employer because they know things are so shitty out there and you have to take it because there are few things out there that are better. :dry:

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

winter has hit the 757...cold as shit in SEVA

[realmenhatelife]

oh.. they already have. nothing says job security like being abused by your employer because they know things are so shitty out there and you have to take it because there are few things out there that are better. :dry:

Tell them to shut up and eat their cock soup.

[disneyspy]

i'm a football fan but i'm already sick of hearing superbowl talk

[realmenhatelife]

i'm a football fan but i'm already sick of hearing superbowl talk

If it works out that Ray Lewis shuts down Kaeperneck's running game shit is going to blow up in the worst way.


The two teams in the playoffs I absolutely didn't want to make the superbowl did. Good to see Frank Gore jerseys popping up in the office, though. Wonder where they've been.

[realmenhatelife]

Ugh, I hate when people call Baltimore Charm City.

[Dell]

Ugh, I hate when people call Baltimore Charm City.

why, it makes sense...did you see The Wire?

also, I doubted it seriously through the season, but I picked San Fran VS Baltimore Superbowl before the preseason...thread psychic, thread psychic

[realmenhatelife]

why, it makes sense...did you see The Wire?

also, I doubted it seriously through the season, but I picked San Fran VS Baltimore Superbowl before the preseason...thread psychic, thread psychic

I think that's why it bothers me. They call it Charm City like they're from there when you know they've only watched The Wire, or Ace of Cakes.




Oo, hum along with hicks, love that game.

[hanso]

i'm a football fan but i'm already sick of hearing superbowl talk

A 2 week wait boo!

[Dell]

I think that's why it bothers me. They call it Charm City like they're from there when you know they've only watched The Wire, or Ace of Cakes.




Oo, hum along with hicks, love that game.

my daughter lives in Baltimore now, but she remains a Redskins fanatic...other than great seafood, I don't understand why anyone would brag about being from there

[realmenhatelife]

my daughter lives in Baltimore now, but she remains a Redskins fanatic...other than great seafood, I don't understand why anyone would brag about being from there

I get it. There's definately a tradition in the Northeast down to DC about being proud of where you're from no matter where it is. But Blowhard doesn't get to own any of that, neither does anyone else just because they've seen The Wire.

[Dell]

Redzone made it tough on me to watch football as well...it was my commercial break during the Redskins' game, then the only thing I watched during the next game

I noticed it getting tougher watching any game that wasn't played from 1:00 - 8:00 on Sunday...they need a Saturday version for college football next year

[deliciousV]

my daughter lives in Baltimore now, but she remains a Redskins fanatic...other than great seafood, I don't understand why anyone would brag about being from there

You ever been to Chaps and tried the Raven? One of the best sandwiches I've ever had.

[Misteriosa]

hicks got the polio vaccine, he just doesnt know it. it was called OPV. The version that the kids get today is called IPV

There are two types of vaccine that protect against polio: inactivated polio vaccine (IPV) and oral polio vaccine (OPV). IPV, used in the United States since 2000, is given as an injection in the leg or arm, depending on patient's age. Polio vaccine may be given at the same time as other vaccines. Most people should get polio vaccine when they are children. Children get 4 doses of IPV, at these ages: 2 months, 4 months, 6-18 months, and booster dose at 4-6 years. OPV has not been used in the United States since 2000 but is still used in many parts of the world.


http://www.cdc.gov/vaccines/vpd-vac/polio/default.htm

[realmenhatelife]

Hick's thinks it's a Polo vaccine and that's why he doesn't wear a collared shirt.

[A.J.]

Fez: "No gay entertainer has been secured."

Ron: "It's a hooker." :laugh:

[Lemieux66]

Did this O&A contest all originate from today's show? I only listen to replays and don't recall hearing anything about it last week.

[Misteriosa]

i remember hearing something about it on the shit show today.

[LeedsJr]

Did this O&A contest all originate from today's show? I only listen to replays and don't recall hearing anything about it last week.

I just want to know when it's over, because I'm already sick of hearing about it.

[Misteriosa]

i keep hearing that guy's name not as "Manti T'eo", but as "Man Thai-teo"

[Misteriosa]

i've been saying "pause" for the longest. and hicks has it backwards. you say pause when someone else says something that can be twisted into a gay statement and doesnt say "no homo" to cover themselves

[Dell]

You ever been to Chaps and tried the Raven? One of the best sandwiches I've ever had.

haven't been there...I took Jordan and her friends to G&M Seafood for her birthday last week and it was the best crab I have ever had

[LeedsJr]

Ron must have some terrible eyesight, because there are black people in every one of those pictures.

[Misteriosa]

if fez would watch rupaul's drag race, he would learn of some travel agencies which specialize in gay travel/vacation destinations.

[Misteriosa]

i love it.. fez voice is getting thrown in with the outrage :laugh:

[A.J.]

Hicks: "Doo doo dick head." :laugh:

[sailor]

I think that's why it bothers me. They call it Charm City like they're from there when you know they've only watched The Wire, or Ace of Cakes.




Oo, hum along with hicks, love that game.

Do other cities' nicknames bother as well, or is it just the one?

[realmenhatelife]

Las vegas: always bet on black. Dick.

[Dell]

Do other cities' nicknames bother as well, or is it just the one?

I understand (now) that it is the word origins of Philadelphia, but the "city of brotherly love" always bothered me...

[realmenhatelife]

Do other cities' nicknames bother as well, or is it just the one?

If someone tries to hip themselves up a bit by doing it. Like if someoen wants to call Portland The PDX even though they've never lived there.

[disneyspy]

i've been saying "pause" for the longest. and hicks has it backwards. you say pause when someone else says something that can be twisted into a gay statement and doesnt say "no homo" to cover themselves

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhT7l4R1PWt3ZKHAH7

[Misteriosa]

bea arthur was the best! :glurps:

[disneyspy]

bea arthur was the best! :glurps:

pause

[Dell]

Las Vegas...you now think twice before going to a "gentleman's club"

[Misteriosa]

pause

there ya go!

[realmenhatelife]

bea arthur was the best! :glurps:

I think Bea Arthur is more for the lesbians, and Betty White is for the gays.

So I dont know which one the straights would rather have, Rue McClanahan or Estelle Getty.


I'm more of a Lilly Tomlin guy, myself.

[disneyspy]

las vegas where a good hand is asses over eights,las vegas

[sailor]

If someone tries to hip themselves up a bit by doing it. Like if someoen wants to call Portland The PDX even though they've never lived there.

So you only dislike obscure ones?

[Dell]

Las Vegas...think twice before saying "double down"

[Misteriosa]

I think Bea Arthur is more for the lesbians, and Betty White is for the gays.

So I dont know which one the straights would rather have, Rue McClanahan or Estelle Getty.


I'm more of a Lilly Tomlin guy, myself.

really? i thought bea was the one that appealed to everyone. and i would think that the lgbt community would appreciate the work she did with the ali forney center.

[Dell]

Las Vegas...speak CLEARLY when splitting aces

[sailor]

really? i thought bea was the one that appealed to everyone. and i would think that the lgbt community would appreciate the work she did with the ali forney center.

Bea's a dude.

[disneyspy]

Bea's a dude.

las vegas

[deliciousV]

haven't been there...I took Jordan and her friends to G&M Seafood for her birthday last week and it was the best crab I have ever had

Yeah, the time I was there I had crab cakes from G&M first thing after I picked up my rental car on the way to the hotel. You should try Chaps when you get a chance, it's on Pulaski hwy.

[realmenhatelife]

So you only dislike obscure ones?

That's where the hipness comes in, and I'm also thinking of specific examples from my real life. I'm not crazy about The Big Apple or The Windy City but noone could be accused of trying to sound cool by saying that.

[disneyspy]

everything here is cherry capital this and cherry capital that,it's like we have alot of virgins or sumpthin,tssssssss

[realmenhatelife]

really? i thought bea was the one that appealed to everyone. and i would think that the lgbt community would appreciate the work she did with the ali forney center.

Gay dudes have their good old lady priorities screwed up. Like you never hear a gay guy talking up Cloris Leachman.

[hanso]

Does Fez like the Simpson's bartender?

[Dell]

everything here is cherry capital this and cherry capital that,it's like we have alot of virgins or sumpthin,tssssssss

oh no you didn't, motha fucka...that shit was off the hook funny

you need to double gun that shit...

Las Vegas...never go for a straight

[deliciousV]

everything here is cherry capital this and cherry capital that,it's like we have alot of virgins or sumpthin,tssssssss

if we're gonna start city or state sexual euphemisms I'd say that the awful place you live has it's cherry because it's frigid and unfuckable.

[deliciousV]

oh no you didn't, motha fucka...that shit was off the hook funny

you need to double gun that shit...

Las Vegas...never go for a straight

:lol:

[disneyspy]

if we're gonna start city or state sexual euphemisms I'd say that the awful place you live has it's cherry because it's frigid and unfuckable.

ive been to myrtle beach and its a billion times better than that shit hole

[realmenhatelife]

Vegas: Time for Wapner, and fist parties.

[deliciousV]

ive been to myrtle beach and its a billion times better than that shit hole

sure, if you're an eskimo.

Vegas - let's get them all in one place and handle this once and for all

[disneyspy]

the funniest thing was when gay day first started at disney and families were shocked to see so many single men there

[Lemieux66]

Just switched back. So he introduced this bit and then cried when, shockingly, people weren't nice?

Sounds about right.

[realmenhatelife]

They better not go after the sea of pornography that's on Tumblr.

[disneyspy]

sure, if you're an eskimo.

Vegas - let's get them all in one place and handle this once and for all

it is fucking cold here again today,we've reached our high of 4 with a wind chill of -15,too cold to walk the dogs again today,i was glad that yesterday was MLK day cuz i didnt have to go outside to get the mail

[realmenhatelife]

Anyone want to bet that Opie is so pissed he didn't think of this?

[disneyspy]

Anyone want to bet that Opie is so pissed he didn't think of this?

it couldve gone viral!

[Misteriosa]

if someone did that to my niece or nephews, i would beat them DOWN. totally inappropriate.

[Dell]

it is fucking cold here again today,we've reached our high of 4 with a wind chill of -15,too cold to walk the dogs again today,i was glad that yesterday was MLK day cuz i didnt have to go outside to get the mail

the struggles of disneyspy...how well do the oxygen tanks work with those cold temperatures?

[deliciousV]

it is fucking cold here again today,we've reached our high of 4 with a wind chill of -15,too cold to walk the dogs again today,i was glad that yesterday was MLK day cuz i didnt have to go outside to get the mail

yeah, we're having a real cold spell here too, it's not gonna get above 50.

[disneyspy]

the struggles of disneyspy...how well do the oxygen tanks work with those cold temperatures?

the really shitty thing is the heat isnt working in my apt again today,the repair man had came yesterday and it was nice for awhile but today ive candles lit all over the place,just for heat!

[Misteriosa]

the child shouldnt be taken away, but the parents do need to be enrolled in parenting classes or something. drawing that on the baby's face, photographing it, and posting it online shows a serious lack of judgement by the parents.

[realmenhatelife]

I get why tumblr wouldn't want this up. For example, the phone book wont let you have pictures of a naked baby in your ad, even if you're a pediatrician or a baby photographer or whatever. They aren't worried about the pictures being obscene, they just dont want to get involved in what people looking at the pictures may be into.

[Misteriosa]

I get why tumblr wouldn't want this up. For example, the phone book wont let you have pictures of a naked baby in your ad, even if you're a pediatrician or a baby photographer or whatever. They aren't worried about the pictures being obscene, they just dont want to get involved in what people looking at the pictures may be into.

like the old lingerie sections of the sears catalogue.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez needs to get him a prosti-vac.

[disneyspy]

fez needs to eat more fruits

[deliciousV]

like the old lingerie sections of the sears catalogue.

I call those "puberty"

[realmenhatelife]

like the old lingerie sections of the sears catalogue.

Exactly,but creepier. And we always had Swimsuit Issues and Victoria's Secret catalogs. I guess we had them because of my mom, now that I realize that it's totally gross.

[CountryBob]

I feel bad for fez with hiis recent heart news

[disneyspy]

vegas bob,a NARC ASS PUSSY BITCH,vegas bob

[disneyspy]

smoke on the water

[disneyspy]

tiny dancer

[disneyspy]

when doves cry

[sailor]

Exactly,but creepier. And we always had Swimsuit Issues and Victoria's Secret catalogs. I guess we had them because of my mom, now that I realize that it's totally gross.

Your mom liked the ladies?

[disneyspy]

saturday night

[hanso]

Very rare i guess hicks humming songs

[disneyspy]

girls just want to have fun

[realmenhatelife]

Somehow the multiple choice makes it harder.

[disneyspy]

IRIS! from st pete!

[Lemieux66]

Fez might be gay, but entertainer is a stretch.

[disneyspy]

fez isnt locking up,he uses the 'pause'

[realmenhatelife]

I'd be psyched for a self driving car, but at the same time I feel like it would be nerve wracking as hell to ride in one.

[Dell]

fez isnt locking up,he uses the 'pause'

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

a self driving car would be great for people that have had their driving privledges taken away,i'd have rather rode in a self driving car than crazy stalker girl from work who was a HORRIBLE UNSAFE driver

[disneyspy]

looks like 3 shot at that houston college live feed- http://www.kvue.com/news/Reports-of-shooting-at-Lone-Star-College-in-Houston-187913361.html

[deliciousV]

a self driving car would be great for people that have had their driving privledges taken away,i'd have rather rode in a self driving car than crazy stalker girl from work who was a HORRIBLE UNSAFE driver

unless there was some kind of rail system I doubt license requirments would change. I'd say the driver would need to be ready to take charge of the car in the event of changing conditions. I wouldn't trust a car to drive me in a snow storm or in icey conditions.

[sailor]

a self driving car would be great for people that have had their driving privledges taken away,i'd have rather rode in a self driving car than crazy stalker girl from work who was a HORRIBLE UNSAFE driver

The state said she was better than you.

[realmenhatelife]

I am made irrationally angry by North Jersey people's insistance that the 'sloppy joe' is a regional sandwich. This woman I used to work with was at the view today and now she's headed home posted a picture of her sandwich "ah, been waiting for this sloppy joe for a long time." I know where she lives now, it's 10 minutes away from a place that makes their own bread, turkey, cole slaw and russian dressing but they call it a Turkey Special instead of a sloppy joe, so this daffy broad doesn't understand it's the same thing.

[disneyspy]

The state said she was better than you.

but that was the state of florida and we all know how crazy those fuckers are

[sailor]

unless there was some kind of rail system I doubt license requirments would change. I'd say the driver would need to be ready to take charge of the car in the event of changing conditions. I wouldn't trust a car to drive me in a snow storm or in icey conditions.

Why wouldn't a computer be able to do a task like that a million times better than a human?

[sailor]

I am made irrationally angry by North Jersey people's insistance that the 'sloppy joe' is a regional sandwich. This woman I used to work with was at the view today and now she's headed home posted a picture of her sandwich "ah, been waiting for this sloppy joe for a long time." I know where she lives now, it's 10 minutes away from a place that makes their own bread, turkey, cole slaw and russian dressing but they call it a Turkey Special instead of a sloppy joe, so this daffy broad doesn't understand it's the same thing.

Yeah, they're silly people.

[hanso]

but that was the state of florida and we all know how crazy those fuckers are

Hey!

[sailor]

Hey!

It all makes sense now.

[LeedsJr]

I am made irrationally angry by North Jersey people's insistance that the 'sloppy joe' is a regional sandwich. This woman I used to work with was at the view today and now she's headed home posted a picture of her sandwich "ah, been waiting for this sloppy joe for a long time." I know where she lives now, it's 10 minutes away from a place that makes their own bread, turkey, cole slaw and russian dressing but they call it a Turkey Special instead of a sloppy joe, so this daffy broad doesn't understand it's the same thing.

Huh?!? I thought a Sloppy Joe was a ground beef sammich? :huh:

[deliciousV]

Why wouldn't a computer be able to do a task like that a million times better than a human?

I'd have a hard time trusting it.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, they're silly people.

I want to literally just scream in her face about it. I'm not even going to bring the place up because I dont want to engage in the Sloppy Joe conversation one more time.

[sailor]

Huh?!? I thought a Sloppy Joe was a ground beef sammich? :huh:

If you'd last the whole show this has come up many times on the air. :)

[LeedsJr]

If you'd last the whole show this has come up many times on the air. :)

Not possible. I barely last until noon. :drunk:

[hanso]

Well there are turkey burgers

[realmenhatelife]

Huh?!? I thought a Sloppy Joe was a ground beef sammich? :huh:

You and the rest of the country are right, two counties in North Jersey are both wrong and think there is a magical sandwich idea moat around them. Let's just leave it at that.

[disneyspy]

later fucksticks

[hanso]

flips over to jay mohr rapid fire later all :bye:

[Dell]

Huh?!? I thought a Sloppy Joe was a ground beef sammich? :huh:

me too...:blink: