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Dell
01-25-2013, 06:33 AM
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Dell
01-25-2013, 06:35 AM
Funk and a Tribute to the 70's...

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=28150739

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realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 06:48 AM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g8NkbwN8nCQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Let em fly

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 06:49 AM
mornin buddays,alittle bionic woman time


http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071003/70swomen/wagner_l.jpg

Dell
01-25-2013, 06:50 AM
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disneyspy
01-25-2013, 06:51 AM
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disneyspy
01-25-2013, 06:52 AM
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disneyspy
01-25-2013, 06:54 AM
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realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 06:54 AM
My friend's six year old boy wants to have a my little pony birthday party and she wants to know if other six year old little boys are going to be cool with that.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 06:55 AM
http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071003/70swomen/bonet_l.jpg

Spy is now officially speaking my language. You have no idea what a thing I have for Denise Huxtable.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 06:56 AM
http://www.offscreen.it/gif/starlet/jacquelinebisset06.jpg

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 06:56 AM
Spy is now officially speaking my language. You have no idea what a thing I have for Denise Huxtable.

more like lisa boner amirite?

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 06:57 AM
Buddays.

Anybody think Manti Te'o is gonna have Fez all in a tizzy again? :dry:

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 06:57 AM
My friend's six year old boy wants to have a my little pony birthday party and she wants to know if other six year old little boys are going to be cool with that.

you should buy him an easy bake oven for his gift

Dell
01-25-2013, 06:59 AM
My friend's six year old boy wants to have a my little pony birthday party and she wants to know if other six year old little boys are going to be cool with that.

Fez would say YES...j/k, six year old boys will play with any kind of doll/figure (you may have a parent or two that find it "different")

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:00 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lll8iy3ZKZ1qbpy7ko1_500.gif

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:01 AM
Buddays.

Anybody think Manti Te'o is gonna have Fez all in a tizzy again? :dry:

Te'o's strong denial to being gay will roll off Fez's back like water off a duck...:blink:

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:01 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkkj9eGSj1qbzumgo1_500.gif

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:02 AM
http://www.morethings.com/fan/simpsons/images/james_brown-simpsons_cartoon.gif

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 07:03 AM
more like lisa boner amirite?

I'd give her the old Gordon Gauntrell

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:06 AM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyt3au3iY1rhtqsio8_400.jpg

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:08 AM
Prince was the only halftime show I've enjoyed for as far back as I remember...

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:09 AM
dell,why dont your gifs move?

my new crush jackie from the neighbors

http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP01568449/the-neighbors-toks-olagundoye-1.jpg

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:10 AM
Prince was the only halftime show I've enjoyed for as far back as I remember...

couldnt agree more,that shit was the shit

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:13 AM
dell,why dont your gifs move?

my new crush jackie from the neighbors

http://images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP01568449/the-neighbors-toks-olagundoye-1.jpg

I'm not sure why my animated gifs don't move (can't get a video imbed to work either)...AND, that is a very attractive lady

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 07:19 AM
I think they should adopt Best First Feature and Best First Screenplay.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:22 AM
theres alot of categories i'm glad theyve moved to earlier in the day but i cant stand when they give out awards for things like best foreign language award and then some dope speaks in a language you cant understand for 3 minutes

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:23 AM
I think they should adopt Best First Feature and Best First Screenplay.

like the Best New Artist Grammy...

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/4/2012/02/medium_529e1068c0e5d6735b770d145be3ad99.jpg

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:24 AM
oh and costume design,gets that shit off the oscars show

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:26 AM
and short films,fuck that shit along with editing and sound effects or whatever that stupid category is

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:26 AM
Wait, there are actors who aren't gay?? Huh.

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:26 AM
hey buddays :o

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:27 AM
and short films,fuck that shit along with editing and sound effects or whatever that stupid category is

best donuts caterer is my favorite category...just leave that one alone

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:28 AM
Wait, there are actors who aren't gay?? Huh.

HOMOPHOBE...HOMOPHOBE...HOMOPHOBE

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:29 AM
i was talking to fez last night and he was on his homophone

Chigworthy
01-25-2013, 07:30 AM
Fez is gonna be furious at this guy

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:30 AM
HOMOPHOBE...HOMOPHOBE...HOMOPHOBE

You're a homophobe! :smoke:

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:30 AM
I have no idea what they are playing, but it sounds like a New Yorker...

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:31 AM
Fez is gonna be furious at this guy

Why, did I miss him calling the pillhead a fag?

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:33 AM
Why, did I miss him calling the pillhead a fag?

OH NO YOU DIDN'T USE THE OTHER F WORD...HOMOPHOBE!

A.J.
01-25-2013, 07:33 AM
I have no idea what they are playing, but it sounds like a New Yorker...

I thought it was Hicks' annual review.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:33 AM
I thought it was Hicks' annual review.

:lol:

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:33 AM
the kid's been told he is fired. the owner keeps telling him to leave, but the kid is too high to realize it.

Chigworthy
01-25-2013, 07:34 AM
Why, did I miss him calling the pillhead a fag?

No because it gives an excuse to rage.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:34 AM
the kid's been told he is fired. the owner keeps telling him to leave, but the kid is too high to realize it.

Wha? :wacko:

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:35 AM
I thought it was Hicks' annual review.

l.o.t.d.

http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/tumblr_maq77ecMHG1qejf6u.gif

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:37 AM
Wha? :wacko:

he keeps talking back to the owner and keeps denying that he is high (which every addict does)

imo, anyone sober would have left and maybe come back after he cooled of or something.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:37 AM
Fez is gonna be furious at this guy

Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic!

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:37 AM
he keeps talking back to the owner and keeps denying that he is high (which every addict does)

imo, anyone sober would have left and maybe come back after he cooled of or something.

No, I got it. I was trying to act high in my post. I stink. :flush:

A.J.
01-25-2013, 07:38 AM
I wish someone had given the same speech to my uncle years ago. Fucking loser.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 07:38 AM
OH boy, here comes preachy Ron.

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:39 AM
Dot Net Psychic! Dot Net Psychic!

thb, this would have worked just as well :o

Fez is gonna be furious

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 07:40 AM
I have no idea what they are playing, but it sounds like a New Yorker...

I thought he said Hempstead.

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:41 AM
the owner has lived thru all this drug shit with his family. he's said so. he even said he's over all that shit and has no sympathy left for drug addicts because of his life experiences.

and he gave the last guy a chance and lost a lot of money because of it

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:41 AM
i got kicked out of an NA meeting cuz i said my drugs of choice were caffiene and nicotine and i had a cigarette in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other like everyone else

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:42 AM
friggin starving...Bojangles, here I come!

back in a few...

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:42 AM
the owner has lived thru all this drug shit with his family. he's said so. he even said he's over all that shit and has no sympathy left for drug addicts because of his life experiences.

and he gave the last guy a chance and lost a lot of money because of it

thank you translating that,i couldnt understand a word they were saying in their faggy accents

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:43 AM
thank you translating that,i couldnt understand a word they were saying in their faggy accents

i managed to translate the yooper shit you say, so this wasnt so tough..

sailor
01-25-2013, 07:43 AM
What's it matter to Ron so much the guy isn't wearing a suit and didn't go to school?

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:44 AM
What's it matter to Ron so much the guy isn't wearing a suit and didn't go to school?

because he doesnt wear a suit and didnt go to school?

from my years of listening to this show, it seems like ron has contempt for higher education.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 07:45 AM
because he doesnt wear a suit and didnt go to school?

from my years of listening to this show, it seems like ron has contempt for higher education.

and suits

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:45 AM
and suits

:laugh:

Chigworthy
01-25-2013, 07:46 AM
Maybe he put the vid up to protect himself after the pilldouche threatened suicide.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 07:46 AM
the owner has lived thru all this drug shit with his family. he's said so. he even said he's over all that shit and has no sympathy left for drug addicts because of his life experiences.

and he gave the last guy a chance and lost a lot of money because of it

Pillheads steal like crazy.

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:47 AM
Maybe he put the vid up to protect himself after the pilldouche threatened suicide.

^^ that is what i was thinking, because it didnt even occur to him to do it until the guy said "my grave is on your hands" or whatever.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 07:48 AM
Here's the thing I dont get. Ron is usually mr personal responsibility but he doesn't put a lot of blame on people who abuse perscriptions.

A.J.
01-25-2013, 07:49 AM
What's it matter to Ron so much the guy isn't wearing a suit and didn't go to school?

Because he was emphasizing the fact that this a self-made, small businessman. Not some corporate suit.

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 07:49 AM
because he doesnt wear a suit and didnt go to school?

from my years of listening to this show, it seems like ron has contempt for higher education.

Ron's more of a School of Hard Knocks kind of guy.

A.J.
01-25-2013, 07:49 AM
Here's the thing I dont get. Ron is usually mr personal responsibility but he doesn't put a lot of blame on people who abuse perscriptions.

He makes them his producer.

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 07:53 AM
Here's the thing I dont get. Ron is usually mr personal responsibility but he doesn't put a lot of blame on people who abuse perscriptions.

ive noticed that ron has extra hate for doctors and prescription medication. ive always thought that is was like he was jealous because he can never use them, since he's in recovery. its easier to blame the doctors and the drug companies since you can "only" obtain the pills thru rx. however, ron probably doesnt realize that people on pain meds for chronic pain have pain management specialists who are the only ones able to write pain pill rxs for that patient.

after that point is where personal responsibility comes in for the patient not to seek medication from other providers on the sneak.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 07:54 AM
Ron's more of a School of Hard Knocks kind of guy.

A real blue jeans and beret type.

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 07:56 AM
A real blue jeans and beret type.

don't forget the ponytail

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 07:58 AM
ive noticed that ron has extra hate for doctors and prescription medication. ive always thought that is was like he was jealous because he can never use them, since he's in recovery. its easier to blame the doctors and the drug companies since you can "only" obtain the pills thru rx. however, ron probably doesnt realize that people on pain meds for chronic pain have pain management specialists who are the only ones able to write pain pill rxs for that patient.

after that point is where personal responsibility comes in for the patient not to seek medication from other providers on the sneak.

I also wonder, and it's a sick idea, if Ron doesn't find street drugs more permissive because there is an element of hipness there. You have to know a guy, it's an outlaw thing, there's the connection to artists. Whereas housewives are perscription drug addicts.





And I'm fine with this guy bitching out this kid, but I know this type and this dude is just insufferable to be around, I can tell. The loud mouth, blow hard blue collar guys who turn everything into a lecture about how they came up in the world. Real, "if people call me an asshole for telling the truth then so be it" types.

Dell
01-25-2013, 07:58 AM
Here's the thing I dont get. Ron is usually mr personal responsibility but he doesn't put a lot of blame on people who abuse perscriptions.

today he doesn't...or maybe it's just for the next few minutes he doesn't

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 07:59 AM
Oh Kid Gloves Fez.....

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 08:01 AM
Why are these guys saying mixing booze and pills increases the effect like it's some kind of drug company conspiracy to get you high?

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 08:02 AM
I also wonder, and it's a sick idea, if Ron doesn't find street drugs more permissive because there is an element of hipness there. You have to know a guy, it's an outlaw thing, there's the connection to artists. Whereas housewives are perscription drug addicts.





And I'm fine with this guy bitching out this kid, but I know this type and this dude is just insufferable to be around, I can tell. The loud mouth, blow hard blue collar guys who turn everything into a lecture about how they came up in the world. Real, "if people call me an asshole for telling the truth then so be it" types.

Oh hell yes.

jennysmurf
01-25-2013, 08:04 AM
Wow, we're already to four pages? I gotta do some back reading to see what I missed!

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 08:04 AM
Why are these guys saying mixing booze and pills increases the effect like it's some kind of drug company conspiracy to get you high?

uh.. hello? the drug companies were working together with the alcoholic beverage companies to create products that combine to reach maximum intoxication. :dry: freaking sheeple...

sailor
01-25-2013, 08:04 AM
Because he was emphasizing the fact that this a self-made, small businessman. Not some corporate suit.

I get that, but it doesn't make his situation more valid or not.

sailor
01-25-2013, 08:06 AM
Wow, we're already to four pages? I gotta do some back reading to see what I missed!

Crazy for a Friday, huh?

Lemieux66
01-25-2013, 08:06 AM
Has Fez dropped the "bully" word yet? Thought it was coming for sure. He can only focus on the fact that someone got humiliated on youtube, not the actual, major problem in our country that this guy represents.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 08:06 AM
uh.. hello? the drug companies were working together with the alcoholic beverage companies to create products that combine to reach maximum intoxication. :dry: freaking sheeple...

Gobble all your pills that benefit you medically, little lemmings. Enjoy your false sense of security at controlling your ADD or curing your eczema, you're playing right into their hands. They give you the pills you ask for? The demons.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 08:08 AM
Wow, we're already to four pages? I gotta do some back reading to see what I missed!

There was a jennysmurf cybering transcript that got a lot of early heat.

jennysmurf
01-25-2013, 08:10 AM
There was a jennysmurf cybering transcript that got a lot of early heat.

I don't know what any of that means, but I have the feeling I should be insulted by it.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:12 AM
is this iris calling?

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 08:14 AM
The other thing that bugs me placing all the blame on the drug companies is we all know that prohibition doesn't work as drug control. But it would work if drug companies made less pills, or doctors perscribed less pills? That doesn't make sense. Drug addicts are going to abuse other drugs. And noone can do more drugs than they can get their hands on, if that were the case noone would OD ever. You cant do all the drugs before you die, so the quantity of drugs available isn't the problem.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 08:15 AM
I don't know what any of that means, but I have the feeling I should be insulted by it.

Dont be insulted, we were all impressed. Misti said "sploosh" and Spy's bowtie spun around.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:15 AM
fez shoulda said he has a buisness and its none of yours

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 08:15 AM
The other thing that bugs me placing all the blame on the drug companies is we all know that prohibition doesn't work as drug control. But it would work if drug companies made less pills, or doctors perscribed less pills? That doesn't make sense. Drug addicts are going to abuse other drugs. And noone can do more drugs than they can get their hands on, if that were the case noone would OD ever. You cant do all the drugs before you die, so the quantity of drugs available isn't the problem.

"I hate people who cant handle their liquor" - Ronnie B.

jennysmurf
01-25-2013, 08:18 AM
Dont be insulted, we were all impressed. Misti said "sploosh" and Spy's bowtie spun around.

:tongue:

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 08:19 AM
The other thing that bugs me placing all the blame on the drug companies is we all know that prohibition doesn't work as drug control. But it would work if drug companies made less pills, or doctors perscribed less pills? That doesn't make sense. Drug addicts are going to abuse other drugs. And noone can do more drugs than they can get their hands on, if that were the case noone would OD ever. You cant do all the drugs before you die, so the quantity of drugs available isn't the problem.

I think Ron's problem is that we go after drug dealers with guns, but doctors and drug companies are doing the same thing - selling dope to people for profit. Maan.

And no, I don't agree with that opinion in any way, or even know if it is Ron's, it's just the impression I get.

I had to take a phone call, and I was really hoping they would be on to something else when I got back.

Now I'm starting to get awful thirsty. :drunk:

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 08:20 AM
"I hate people who cant handle their liquor" - Ronnie B.

That might be the very definition of irony, right there.

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:20 AM
The other thing that bugs me placing all the blame on the drug companies is we all know that prohibition doesn't work as drug control. But it would work if drug companies made less pills, or doctors perscribed less pills? That doesn't make sense. Drug addicts are going to abuse other drugs. And noone can do more drugs than they can get their hands on, if that were the case noone would OD ever. You cant do all the drugs before you die, so the quantity of drugs available isn't the problem.

did you just substitute "making less drugs" in an "anti gun control" argument...cause, I think I've read this before

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:22 AM
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/flyer-louie-223x300.jpg

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:23 AM
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/flyer-louie-2-224x300.jpg

jennysmurf
01-25-2013, 08:24 AM
http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/flyer-louie-223x300.jpg

I thought you lived in Michigan?

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 08:25 AM
i think he forgot to add "queer/gender questioning" but i'll have to look that up.

eta: LGBTQ: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer/Questioning

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 08:26 AM
i think he forgot to add "queer/gender questioning" but i'll have to look that up.

We'll wait right here...

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:31 AM
I find redheaded women beautiful...tanned, pale, or freckled matters NOT

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 08:31 AM
I find women beautiful...tanned, pale, or freckled matters NOT

Fixed.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 08:38 AM
i think he forgot to add "queer/gender questioning" but i'll have to look that up.

eta: LGBTQ: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer/Questioning

They really need to get a shorter name going, it's getting confusing. Pretty soon it's going to be: Michael Stephen David Farrah Michael Michael Ms.Kitty...

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:40 AM
Fixed.

you are in fact, more correct with that fix...

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:41 AM
They really need to get a shorter name going, it's getting confusing. Pretty soon it's going to be: Michael Stephen David Farrah Michael Michael Ms.Kitty...

or my favorite...Billy Joe Jim Bob McCoy, Esquire (my cousin)

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:41 AM
the office showing the camera and sound people fucked me up

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:42 AM
the office showing the camera and sound people fucked me up

is that when you found out it wasn't real?..

deliciousV
01-25-2013, 08:44 AM
You know if insurance is gonna pay its gonna be shitty generic cigarettes.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:44 AM
is that when you found out it wasn't real?..

no it was just the opposite,went from unreal to real

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 08:45 AM
Oh shit, Son! :blink:

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:45 AM
no it was just the opposite,went from unreal to real

boom...that just blew my mind, maaaaaan

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:46 AM
fez has a girlfriend
fez has a girlfriend
fez has a girlfriend

Lemieux66
01-25-2013, 08:46 AM
And this is why I still listen to this horror show. Amazing :laugh:

hanso
01-25-2013, 08:47 AM
How did Fez walk into that? Now he has an imaginary GF

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:47 AM
they will have consumate that marriage tho

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:48 AM
he wasn't even drunk when he made the deal...I think this equates to a verbal contract

KEEP IT LEGAL FEZ...

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 08:48 AM
they will have consumate that marriage tho

maybe we can order Patti a strap-on as an engagement gift.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:50 AM
fez better stay in the west village just to avoid the staten island ferry jokes

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:52 AM
fez better stay in the west village just to avoid the staten island ferry jokes

HOMOPHOBE...HOMOPHOBE...HOMOPHOBE

:nono:

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 08:53 AM
I do not believe what I'm hearing. :laugh:

Lemieux66
01-25-2013, 08:53 AM
Pati, don't be stupid. Marry him and then take half his shit.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 08:54 AM
My friends mom met a guy on that ourtime.com. I cant imagine cuddling up next to patty's hammer toes.

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 08:54 AM
Pati, don't be stupid. Marry him and then take half his shit.

steal Fez's mattress?

jimmyolsenblues
01-25-2013, 08:55 AM
It is amazing to me that Ron hates the hayseed callers so much, he has given up on the phones and just wants to tease fez and patty.
If ron cared about doing a good show, he would have fez put in a home.

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 08:55 AM
is this for real?! :blink:

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 08:55 AM
Pati, don't be stupid. Marry him and then take half his shit.

and she can get half his piss too!

it's already bottled

Recyclerz
01-25-2013, 08:56 AM
steal Fez's mattress?

Filled with plenty o' Benjamins!!

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 08:56 AM
and she can get half his piss too!

it's already bottled

and the nail clippings...

Lemieux66
01-25-2013, 08:57 AM
and she can get half his piss too!

it's already bottled

Not to mention all of his potential future piss.

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:57 AM
Pati, don't be stupid. Marry him and then take half his shit.

I think that thought is why she finally said "okay"...

Recyclerz
01-25-2013, 08:58 AM
Not to mention all of his potential future piss.

That won't be much if Ron keeps rubbing his back at the urinal

Dell
01-25-2013, 08:59 AM
I hope they keep it classy and hold the ceremony in the Hard Rock Cafe...:fingerscrossed:

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 09:00 AM
There's my cue. Off to the pub! :drunk:

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 09:00 AM
I think that thought is why she finally said "okay"...

that and the fact that Fez admitted that he will want to "stray" from the marriage.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 09:00 AM
I hope they keep it classy and hold the ceremony in the Hard Rock Cafe...:fingerscrossed:

you just drove leeds over the edge

Misteriosa
01-25-2013, 09:07 AM
its like that caller has never heard the saying "15 will get you 20"

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 09:08 AM
fez you're not losing a mustashe,your gaining a beard

Dell
01-25-2013, 09:09 AM
fez you're not losing a mustashe,your gaining a beard

HA!

Recyclerz
01-25-2013, 09:10 AM
fez you're not losing a mustashe,your gaining a beard

:thumbup:

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 09:11 AM
Man, Patty knows all the turn on words. Asthma. Staten Island.

Dell
01-25-2013, 09:13 AM
I really think marriage is going to work great for those two crazy kids...just the youthful enthusiasm will keep them going for years

once Fez experiences the love of a woman, he will never think gay again...yep, that's one of the ways they cure the gays

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 09:15 AM
I really think marriage is going to work great for those two crazy kids...just the youthful enthusiasm will keep them going for years

once Fez experiences the love of a woman, he will never think gay again...yep, that's one of the ways they cure the gays

you know what they say,all shitters feel the same in the dark!

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 09:16 AM
Thyroid problem.

Dell
01-25-2013, 09:16 AM
you know what they say,all shitters feel the same in the dark!

nope...I didn't know anyone ever said that

Dell
01-25-2013, 09:18 AM
ole Patty knows all the catchy hip phrases..."two minds think alike"

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 09:19 AM
you know what they say,all shitters feel the same in the dark!

He said on all fours.

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 09:20 AM
Damn...Patti laying down the law:

Ron: "Do you like Batman?"

Patti: "I think it's for kids..."

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 09:22 AM
heres the superbowl pix group if you want to get in before the http://games.espn.go.com/super-bowl-pickem/2012/en/group?groupID=4266 hoard

hanso
01-25-2013, 09:23 AM
Damn...Patti laying down the law:

Ron: "Do you like Batman?"

Patti: "I think it's for kids..."

And wrestling there may be no common ground

Dell
01-25-2013, 09:23 AM
Damn...Patti laying down the law:

Ron: "Do you like Batman?"

Patti: "I think it's for kids..."

that's okay with Fez...he thinks Batman is too violent for adults

Dell
01-25-2013, 09:28 AM
yeah, Sam got married...wink, wink

A.J.
01-25-2013, 09:29 AM
I think Dave's band should perform at the wedding.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 09:30 AM
I think Dave's band should perform at the wedding.

i dont think fez will like the name -the queer toes

Dell
01-25-2013, 09:32 AM
i dont think fez will like the name -the queer toes

I thought it was "Queers with Ears"...

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 09:39 AM
ron and fez are running their own STRAIGHT OFF contest with this wedding

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 09:41 AM
their stunt could be can fez run away from the alter down the aisle in 10 seconds or less

sailor
01-25-2013, 09:41 AM
I thought it was "Queers with Ears"...

"Gays & Queers"

sailor
01-25-2013, 09:52 AM
Fuck, this is a long commercial break. Oh no, is this leading up to an unmast?

Lemieux66
01-25-2013, 09:58 AM
Fuck, this is a long commercial break. Oh no, is this leading up to an unmast?

Even better... Patti crunching pretzels into the mic.

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:01 AM
Even better... Patti crunching pretzels into the mic.

Love patti

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:02 AM
I'm back!

Fuck! It's cold outside!

Have they really been going with this bit for an hour? :blink:

A.J.
01-25-2013, 10:02 AM
This is the best Fez has been in months!

Warren Peace
01-25-2013, 10:05 AM
their stunt could be can fez run away from the alter down the aisle in 10 seconds or less

So Fez's heart can explode on the best day of his life?

Dell
01-25-2013, 10:05 AM
not that this show is anything like professional wrestling...but I see them parlaying this heel turn with a runaway bride story line

I hope the weekend of the wedding precedes a scheduled vacation/honeymoon time...that would add to the suspense (I'm giddy with excitement)

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:05 AM
Ron: "Somtimes Patti likes to watch."

Patti: "Oh, I don't want to watch..."

Fez: "Well, then you can make sandwiches or something."

:lol:

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:06 AM
Hope no one brings up Ron Jeremy.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:07 AM
Hope no one brings up Ron Jeremy.

Linger longer! :lol:

Dell
01-25-2013, 10:08 AM
I think Patty wanting to extend her life is beautiful...all the sad saps that don't treasure every breath need to look to Patty for inspiration

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:09 AM
I'm back!

Fuck! It's cold outside!

Have they really been going with this bit for an hour? :blink:

Minus a half hour commercial break.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:09 AM
I think Patty wanting to extend her life is beautiful...all the sad saps that don't treasure every breath need to look to Patty for inspiration

Spoken like a really old person.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:10 AM
Minus a half hour commercial break.

Well, then I didn't miss much. :thumbup:

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:12 AM
Ron: "Are we having Earl?"

Fez: "Sure."

Ron: "Then we can't have Who Kid."

:lol:

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:12 AM
Just tried to go to target here (Stamford) and it's closed and flooded with fire trucks outside. Don't know wtf is going on here.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 10:13 AM
Just tried to go to target here (Stamford) and it's closed and flooded with fire trucks outside. Don't know wtf is going on here.

I think that might just be your Target, the one I pass on the way to work was open and not flooded.

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:14 AM
I think that might just be your Target, the one I pass on the way to work was open and not flooded.

Can you pick me up some molasses?

Dell
01-25-2013, 10:17 AM
Can you pick me up some molasses?

like molasses in wintertime...

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 10:17 AM
Why in gods name would Patty get a degree in speech?

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:18 AM
Can you pick me up some molasses?

Molasses?!? How old are you? You want some sarsaparilla, too? :laugh:

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 10:18 AM
Can you pick me up some molasses?

If you're making gingerbread.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:19 AM
If you're making gingerbread.

Fuckin' starvin' now.

hanso
01-25-2013, 10:22 AM
Sexy virgin talk now

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 10:27 AM
The good question is not 90s band, it's Have you ever made a marriage pact?

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:27 AM
If you're making gingerbread.

Just some wheat bread. White sugar would be silly.

LeedsJr
01-25-2013, 10:27 AM
Aw, man. They were being so funny. Not interested in a half hour music debate.

Have a good weekend, buddays! Back to the pub! :drunk:

hanso
01-25-2013, 10:27 AM
ron and fez are running their own STRAIGHT OFF contest with this wedding

Yeah i caught that too zig when zag to O&A's gay off contest.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 10:29 AM
Yeah i caught that too zig when zag to O&A's gay off contest.

most people arent as intelligent as you to catch my lil observations

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:29 AM
Yeah i caught that too zig when zag to O&A's gay off contest.

Zig's mom is going to be heartbroken.

hanso
01-25-2013, 10:31 AM
Even better... Patti crunching pretzels into the mic.

And a very nice sexy phlegm filled loogy throat clearing sound.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 10:32 AM
Stop with sublime, just stop already.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 10:33 AM
And a very nice sexy phlegm filled loogy cough.

everytime i hear that it hides alittle more

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 10:35 AM
soul asylum

Dell
01-25-2013, 10:35 AM
I have liked Fez's participation the last couple days...I see it getting even better with this new bit

I wish they wouldn't have went to music talk since that tends to leave Fez out for the most part...me too, to be honest

I see great things in our near future with the Fez/Patty bit...Fez has proven many times that he excels when playing a part in a bit (as long as Ron is a proponent)

Dell
01-25-2013, 10:37 AM
And a very nice sexy phlegm filled loogy throat clearing sound.

all part of the living to 150 regimen...

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 10:37 AM
ya fez was pretty good monday too

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:38 AM
ya fez was pretty good monday too

And in between?

hanso
01-25-2013, 10:39 AM
everytime i hear that it hides alittle more

:lol:

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 10:39 AM
And in between?

the joke was monday was a best of earls fuck ups day

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:40 AM
the joke was monday was a best of earls fuck ups day

Ah, I don't get to listen much anymore.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 10:41 AM
If you're having this conversation for real, from the start of the decade to the end, I think Beck is the correct answer.

hanso
01-25-2013, 10:41 AM
all part of the living to 150 regimen...

Guess if she had the retarded flu with projectile vomiting she wouldn't be on mic.

realmenhatelife
01-25-2013, 10:44 AM
Leeds' BAC must be through the roof, Ron has said Phenominal 20 times in the last half hour.

Dell
01-25-2013, 10:45 AM
rest easy, hanso...Ron checked and Patty is okay

(noise on mic has always bothered Ron)

hanso
01-25-2013, 10:48 AM
If it was 90's music I would just leave it at alt. rock.

disneyspy
01-25-2013, 10:48 AM
what a great show to end the week with,enjoy your weekend buddays

C'YA!!

sailor
01-25-2013, 10:48 AM
(noise on mic has always bothered Ron)

Hubba-wha?!

Dell
01-25-2013, 10:56 AM
later buddays...I'm excited about future shows!

:bye:

jennysmurf
01-25-2013, 11:09 AM
I always miss the good shows! Coincidence? Conspiracy!:annoyed: