Ron and Fez Listening Thread 1/30/13 - Heavy Hitters

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

He's no heavy, he's J.Mascis.

[realmenhatelife]

Kokomo Joe officially hired by Sirius XM for the Catholic Chanel.

[realmenhatelife]

It's a mother of pearl spoon for caviar.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

oysters are DELICIOUS...I'll eat oysters anyway you prep them

[Chigworthy]

No one has ever served an oyster on a bed of rice.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o
No one has ever served an oyster on a bed of rice.

well maybe he never had oysters in a restaurant before... :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

i havent

[sailor]

What did they see happen?

[realmenhatelife]

What did they see happen?

They were served raw oysters with the shells in a bed of rock salt and fez ate a spoon of the salt.

[Misteriosa]

"it just doenst happen to human beings" - ron

so fez is not a person now? :o

[Misteriosa]

They were served raw oysters with the shells in a bed of rock salt and fez ate a spoon of the salt.

thinking it was rice..

[Chigworthy]

hey buddays :o


well maybe he never had oysters in a restaurant before... :unsure:

Maybe so, but you can't make it to his age and think that a michelin-star restaurant is going to serve an amuse bouche oyster, or anything, on RICE. This shit made me laugh more than anything in a while.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm not confident I could get a raw oyster down. It's one of the few foods I wont try.

[disneyspy]

if fez had a salty oyster he now knows what cum tastes like

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe so, but you can't make it to his age and think that a michelin-star restaurant is going to serve an amuse bouche oyster, or anything, on RICE. This shit made me laugh more than anything in a while.

And no ones going to bury an inedible into an edible like that. Something some dudes gross ass oyster gloves were all over.

[Misteriosa]

Maybe so, but you can't make it to his age and think that a michelin-star restaurant is going to serve an amuse bouche oyster, or anything, on RICE. This shit made me laugh more than anything in a while.

uhh... this is a man who eats at the same damn diner 7 nights a week. you really think he is up on all of that?

eta: he prob thinks the michelin-star is referring to tires.

[sailor]

thinking it was rice..

Ok, I knew he somehow mixed them up, but that's gross. Even if he was confused, couldn't he feel with his spoon it wasn't rice, did he think it was raw?!

[realmenhatelife]

if fez had a salty oyster he now knows what cum tastes like

You ever kiss a girl and she said "excuse me, I was just eating salty oysters. Salty, bleachy oysters from the 'black sea.'"

[sailor]

if fez had a salty oyster he now knows what cum tastes like

I'll give you a pass. Too easy.

[disneyspy]

close the beaches!!

[A.J.]

Shark!

[sailor]

Um, Maggie Grace was Shannon on Lost.

[realmenhatelife]

They're delicious, little salty. ha

[deliciousV]

I'm not confident I could get a raw oyster down. It's one of the few foods I wont try.

you're missing out

[disneyspy]

HEY FEZ THAT WHITE SAND IS CALLED THE BEACH IN FLORIDA

i just yelled

[realmenhatelife]

I'm starting to hear more people say "hen's egg" and it's annoying as shit to me. I think it must be because people are using quail and duck eggs so much more, but it's just an egg, just say egg, we all know what you mean.

[Misteriosa]

you're missing out

i would like to try it

[disneyspy]

cover your ears


HEY FEZ,THOSE BIG LIZARDS ARE CALLED GATORS IN FLORIDA!!

[Misteriosa]

I'm starting to hear more people say "hen's egg" and it's annoying as shit to me. I think it must be because people are using quail and duck eggs so much more, but it's just an egg, just say egg, we all know what you mean.

how are they supposed to know which animal egg you are referring to unless you specify? i mean really, they just eat soooo many different types so often, commoner. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

you're missing out

I know oyster people are crazy about oysters. I have a buddy that's imunno deficient and he still eats them with just kindof a shrug of the shoulders saying "eh, every now and then I get a bad one and get really sick."

Maybe one day I'll be given one as like an amuse or garnish and I'll say what the hell.

[realmenhatelife]

how are they supposed to know which animal egg you are referring to unless you specify? i mean really, they just eat soooo many different types so often, commoner. :dry:

Maybe this explains why the last time I ordered some eggs and they served me crocodile eggs and I complained they didn't give me my money back.

[Chigworthy]

I just realized something. Fez has never actually eaten rice. He only knows rice in it's uncooked form. That is the only way that anyone would confuse rock salt with rice.

[Misteriosa]

ive never seen dazed and confused

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/CSBDan/Smilies/2180_hiding_behind_a_couch.gif

but im sure that surprised no one.

[disneyspy]

someone told me this was happening on twitter so i went and checked during the show


Queen Elisabeth
@queenelisabeth
Now we can all stop with the 'What does cum taste like Fez?" calls to the show @TheIBang

QUIT READING MY POSTS HERE THEN TWEETING THEM!!!

[realmenhatelife]

ive never seen dazed and confused

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/CSBDan/Smilies/2180_hiding_behind_a_couch.gif

but im sure that surprised no one.

That one is more surprising than most I think. I feel like that movie was really really hard to avoid. But you should see it, it's good.

[jennysmurf]

That one is more surprising than most I think. I feel like that movie was really really hard to avoid. But you should see it, it's good.

I agree. Listen to Leeds, Misti, he wouldn't steer you wrong.

[A.J.]

ive never seen dazed and confused

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/CSBDan/Smilies/2180_hiding_behind_a_couch.gif

but im sure that surprised no one.

I've only seen parts of it myself.

[Misteriosa]

poor fez has a migraine, from what he is describing.

the loud music, bright lights, and shouting are really mean if its true.

[realmenhatelife]

Last new years I saw Bam dragging a horrendously wasted girl off a bar stoop in West Chester.

It was more dignified and funnier than this song.

[disneyspy]

poor fez has a migraine, from what he is describing.

the loud music, bright lights, and shouting are really mean if its true.

ok i'll quit yelling now

[Dell]

Maybe this explains why the last time I ordered some eggs and they served me crocodile eggs and I complained they didn't give me my money back.

you may want to be specific...you don't want them to slip you any mammal eggs

[jennysmurf]

ok i'll quit yelling now

It's okay, no one listens to you anyway.

[realmenhatelife]

I agree. Listen to Leeds, Misti, he wouldn't steer you wrong.

She can kill two birds with one stone because it's also got a bunch of white people classic songs she wont know.

[Misteriosa]

Bam Margera's song: TRASH

[realmenhatelife]

you may want to be specific...you don't want them to slip you any mammal eggs

Shit, platypus eggs? Or Echidna in my denver omelette?

[disneyspy]

Bam Margera's song: TRASH

the best thing about it was when fez said "alright!"

[Chigworthy]

I say smash, if only for the naked girl with fireworks.

[jennysmurf]

She can kill two birds with one stone because it's also got a bunch of white people classic songs she wont know.

Well there you go. Misti, go out and find this movie STAT!

[realmenhatelife]

Well there you go. Misti, go out and find this movie STAT!

Find it? It's on TV 10 times a day. She'd have to be playing hop scotch not to trip over it.

[disneyspy]

taco bell is right tho,if someone brings a vegetable platter i shove it in their stupid faces

[disneyspy]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/fanbase.jpg

[Misteriosa]

Find it? It's on TV 10 times a day. She'd have to be playing hop scotch not to trip over it.

really? i guess im watching the wrong channels. :down:

[realmenhatelife]

And yet how much talking about Jets do you hear on 202?


I was kindof shocked how small the Eagles pocket was in PA.

[jennysmurf]

Find it? It's on TV 10 times a day. She'd have to be playing hop scotch not to trip over it.

Maybe she is, who are you to judge?

[realmenhatelife]

really? i guess im watching the wrong channels. :down:

You wont leave that Spice network alone. Between that and Cumberpatch your days are shot.

[Misteriosa]

haaaa! you can see allll the new york transplants in the orlando area :lol:

[jennysmurf]

really? i guess im watching the wrong channels. :down:

It's okay, I must be playing hopscotch too, cause I don't see it.

[Dell]

Shit, platypus eggs? Or Echidna in my denver omelette?

or even closer to us than that...I hear they are donated to certain banks

[Misteriosa]

It's okay, I must be playing hopscotch too, cause I don't see it.

*high five*

[jennysmurf]

or even closer to us than that...I hear they are donated to certain banks

Eeeewwwww....

[Dell]

BEST spy report ever...EVER

these guys are good...

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe she is, who are you to judge?

You didn't lose any of that weight in the lip, huh? Sass.

[Dell]

that caller is full of shit...in southern virginia, the redskins are given the hometown coverage in every newspaper

only cowboy fans are the ones that hopped on that bandwagon when they won a superbowl in the 70's...sad

[disneyspy]

i knew dell was a pokes fan

looks like viginia is for cowboy lovers

AGHEE GHEE GHEE

[A.J.]

that caller is full of shit...in southern virginia, the redskins are given the hometown coverage in every newspaper

only cowboy fans are the ones that hopped on that bandwagon when they won a superbowl in the 70's...sad

Agreed. There are Skins fans and Cowboy fans all over the state. There are a lot of Cowboys fans around here (especially among blacks) because the Redskins were the last team to integrate.

[jennysmurf]

You didn't lose any of that weight in the lip, huh? Sass.

:smoke:


I only hate the Cowboys because DS loves them.

[disneyspy]

:smoke:


I only hate the Cowboys because DS loves them.

still tryin the opposites attract angle eh? sorry skinnysmurf but i already have an internet girlfriend and her name is toks olagundoye

[Dell]

for the non-locality based fans...I would offer the following hypothesis

high correlation to superbowl victors when the facebook user was a child...I think they said this was based on facebook users?

[disneyspy]

sorry,didnt mean to be so direct,you can be my 11 to 3 girlfriend

[disneyspy]

for the non-locality based fans...I would offer the following hypothesis

high correlation to superbowl victors when the facebook user was a child...I think they said this was based on facebook users?

ya and its been so long for the redskins that most of those people are dead

and i guess no one is taking in over the air NFL fans,in the UP those people watch their local stations which pick up green bay stations

[jennysmurf]

sorry,didnt mean to be so direct,you can be my 11 to 3 girlfriend

Since you didn't specify, I'm going to say this was meant for Dell.

[Dell]

I am saddened by angry Fez seeping back into the show...one more reason to HATE Blowhard calls (he'd make me angry too)

[Dell]

Since you didn't specify, I'm going to say this was meant for Dell.

I'll only be a bottom for you, jennysmurf...:wub:

[disneyspy]

sorry but the commercials are a big part of the superbowl

[jennysmurf]

I'll only be a bottom for you, jennysmurf...:wub:

Sweet talker.

[realmenhatelife]

Brian Wilson couldn't tie his own shoes. And biggest rock star? Admiral exaggeration.

[jennysmurf]

I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl!!

[disneyspy]

I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl!!

is that where you put your titts in the toilet?

[Lemieux66]

Flipped back from the NHL channel and apparently I completely dodged a Blowhard call. Feels good.

[Dell]

I'll be watching the Puppy Bowl!!

bet on the side with the most rottweiller puppies...

[sailor]

I'm starting to hear more people say "hen's egg" and it's annoying as shit to me. I think it must be because people are using quail and duck eggs so much more, but it's just an egg, just say egg, we all know what you mean.

Never heard that, but I see "chicken eggs" from time to time. Yeah, it's just silly.

[Chigworthy]

bet on the side with the most rottweiller puppies...

You mean rockweiller.

[jennysmurf]

is that where you put your titts in the toilet?

Don't you have somewhere else you need to be?

[jennysmurf]

You mean rockweiller.

Chiggy, you doin squats to get ready for the riots that will take place whether or not the 49ers win?

[realmenhatelife]

We talk through the whole game, I dont feel the need to concentrate on a game between two teams I have relatively little invested in.

[Chigworthy]

Chiggy, you doin squats to get ready for the riots that will take place whether or not the 49ers win?

If by squats you mean cleaning my vast arsenal of assault weapons, then yes.

[A.J.]

Brian Wilson couldn't tie his own shoes. And biggest rock star? Admiral exaggeration.

:huh:

[jennysmurf]

If by squats you mean cleaning my vast arsenal of assault weapons, then yes.

Awesome. Can I come over?

[realmenhatelife]

What? What? What? Most people buying Viagra are young? Cant someone call this man out on bullshit?

[realmenhatelife]

:huh:

Ron said Brian Wilson is 'possibly our biggest rock star and he said "I dont even know how to get a record made.'"


He's not even close and lets not act like Brian Wilson isn't totally insane.

[realmenhatelife]

Ads are certainly opened up as a medium for new music however I would object to the statement that all young musicians want to sell out, and that the concept of selling out is impossible. There is kindof a new extremism in music and it's very anti commercial.

[hanso]

Breaking gay news for Fez


Jim Nabors comes out, marries partner

[sailor]

Wazzup? Is it Super Bowl time already?

[jennysmurf]

Breaking gay news for Fez


Jim Nabors comes out, marries partner

Is it breaking news if everybody already knew?

[Dell]

Is it breaking news if everybody already knew?

that makes it a...SPY REPORT

[A.J.]

Breaking gay news for Fez


Jim Nabors comes out, marries partner

Is it breaking news if everybody already knew?

What's the old joke: "Rock Hudson didn't have a lot of friends...but he had Nabors up the ass."

[jennysmurf]

that makes it a...SPY REPORT

:laugh:

[jennysmurf]

What's the old joke: "Rock Hudson didn't have a lot of friends...but he had Nabors up the ass."

I'd slap you, but it's kinda funny.

[sailor]

Again, I'm almost 42 and everyone got trophies when I grew up. It's not new.

[jennysmurf]

Again, I'm almost 42 and everyone got trophies when I grew up. It's not new.

You're old.

[sailor]

You're old.

Church.

[sailor]

Fez, why do you lie? Fez, why don't you run with a bit (nice honest answer, fez). Poor fez.

[jennysmurf]

Church.

It's okay, I'd still do ya.

[Zorro]

What's the old joke: "Rock Hudson didn't have a lot of friends...but he had Nabors up the ass."

Hey!

[Zorro]

Bullying hasn't changed. Glorifying kids that kill themselves has.

[Dell]

Fez, why do you lie? Fez, why don't you run with a bit (nice honest answer, fez). Poor fez.

I know...Ron is killing me with that shite

complain that he's not rolling with things and inconsistent with a character...then bitch at him when he does it right

[sailor]

It's okay, I'd still do ya.

I'm totes adorbs.

[sailor]

Bullying hasn't changed. Glorifying kids that kill themselves has.

Yeah, let's tear them down some more!

[sailor]

I know...Ron is killing me with that shite

complain that he's not rolling with things and inconsistent with a character...then bitch at him when he does it right

In his defense, I think Ron was looking for fez to call out the outq's, but how is fez to ever know?

[sailor]

4iar!

[Dell]

Yeah, let's tear them down some more!

not that, but there is something about the attention that the media pays these events that seems to appeal to some of these people...I don't get why, but I do believe in the correlation

[realmenhatelife]

Again, I'm almost 42 and everyone got trophies when I grew up. It's not new.

And even if it were it would be completely stupid to decide that with how different everything everywhere is that that is the single thing that changed that made bullying suddenly an issue.

[jennysmurf]

I'm totes adorbs.

Church.

[jennysmurf]

And even if it were it would be completely stupid to decide that with how different everything everywhere is that that is the single thing that changed that made bullying suddenly an issue.

I had to read this three times to understand it--I shouldn't have skipped breakfast.

[Dell]

Church.

yeah, and temple or sumpthin...tss, tss

(I love this cool talk shit...)

[jennysmurf]

yeah, and temple or sumpthin...tss, tss

(I love this cool talk shit...)

But it's not cool when you do it.

[jennysmurf]

That Alabama story happened last night.

[realmenhatelife]

I had to read this three times to understand it--I shouldn't have skipped breakfast.

It's easier with intonation. I've always had a very conversational writing style and I like cyclical language. But breakfast is important, Jenny, dont skip breakfast. Is this why you're losing weight? Do you have a problem? Do we need to have an intervention?

[Zorro]

Yeah, let's tear them down some more!

Kid's dead it's not about him, it's about the other kids that think killing yourself will get you the attention and admiriation they didn't have in life.

[realmenhatelife]

Kid's dead it's not about him, it's about the other kids that think killing yourself will get you the attention and admiriation they didn't have in life.

Ron forgets Kurt Cobain and all the other people who are insanely popular with kids and have been killing themselves intentionally and unintentionally since the 50s. But no, it's the media now. Anything we can blame so that we dont have to own up to a really complex problem.

[CountryBob]

Ha - fez has been cracking me up with the number

[A.J.]

Ron totally cut Fez off right there.

[spoon]

Wow ron just cut Fez off worse than i ever remember in the past...for another shitty call mid sentence.

[Zorro]

Ron totally cut Fez off right there.

iPhone app is makes me feel like a replay

[Dell]

Ha - fez has been cracking me up with the number

despite a really bad headache...he's been bringing the funny today

[Dell]

I thought Jenny Hutt was the one Ron shunned because of the Chicago cupcake thing...who am I thinking about?

[sailor]

I thought Jenny Hutt was the one Ron shunned because of the Chicago cupcake thing...who am I thinking about?

Yeah, she was.

[CountryBob]

HA! The DS + Jim Nabors tag!
I would kick tony romo in the nuts if I saw him

[jennysmurf]

HA! The DS + Jim Nabors tag!
I would kick tony romo in the nuts if I saw him

Do the next best thing and kick his boyfriend DS.

[jennysmurf]

It's easier with intonation. I've always had a very conversational writing style and I like cyclical language. But breakfast is important, Jenny, dont skip breakfast. Is this why you're losing weight? Do you have a problem? Do we need to have an intervention?

No, no, I just don't like to eat early in the morning. I usually roll into breakfast around 10:30.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe Hutt hates Fez for that time Fez decided Hutt made blueberry pastries to antagonize him.

[Chigworthy]

Well this oughta be good. If there's one thing that get's my juices flowing its big-label pop music.

[Misteriosa]

back from 2 meetings and lunch.

aaaand its an interview... on the music industry?

checking out. lots of work to do.

[sailor]

Well this oughta be good. If there's one thing that get's my juices flowing its big-label pop music.

Who's in? Nevermind. Pad data says tommy mottola. Poor bully victim.

[jennysmurf]

back from 2 meetings and lunch.

aaaand its an interview... on the music industry?

checking out. lots of work to do.

Yeah, I think I'll tap out too. Toodles!:bye:

[sailor]

Yeah, I think I'll tap out too. Toodles!:bye:

That's what the young gals are calling it nowadays?

[Chigworthy]

Is he really saying that the quality of the art suffers now that the artist has more control?

[Chigworthy]

I'm so happy that it is hard to find a new Tom Petty.

[Dell]

that seemed prerecorded...this show is starting to take all of the fun out of going to RBI

[Chigworthy]

Please make this stop.

[Chigworthy]

I think I know what Fez means when he pretends he can't understand music now.

[Misteriosa]

i hear this wishing well song almost every day. they play it on office mates r&B/soul station constantly :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

I saved what was left of my hair and got out before Tommy Mattola came in. Can hear industry dudes pretend that they didn't shear a sheep and thats why there's no more wool.