Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/5/13 - A Game of Chance

[realmenhatelife]

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Who doesn't love a hollow body guitar? The guy from The Troggs died. In sixth grade I was an insomniac and I would watch infomercials for music collections really late. So I thought everyone knew that The Troggs sang Wild Thing and when I mentioned as much in geography class everyone had a good laugh.

Also, Big Bopper made Chantilly Lace and The Kingsmen sang Louie Louie.

[realmenhatelife]

I never really liked the Strokes. Julian Casablancas tried to buy coke from a friend of mine. She's now married to a grammy winner.

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :down:

[realmenhatelife]

hey buddays :down:

Work putting you through the ringer?

[Misteriosa]

Work putting you through the ringer?

that, my mom lost her job, and a truly close friend of mine died over the weekend. :glurps:

[LeedsJr]

that, my mom lost her job, and a truly close friend of mine died over the weekend. :glurps:

Sorry. :sad:

[realmenhatelife]

that, my mom lost her job, and a truly close friend of mine died over the weekend. :glurps:

Oh man that really sucks. I hope you get some good news, soon.

[Misteriosa]

the homies? :unsure:

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[realmenhatelife]

You could buy homies in a place besides vending machines?



And I looked at this story and it looks like it's 3 people.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez, there's no way she's as attractive as Harley Quinn.

[Misteriosa]

i thought fez stopped collecting because ron et al. made fun of him, calling it childish and laughing at the amt of money he spent on it? :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

i had some recommend "the following" to me yesterday. is it really that good? ive already got rupaul's drag race, being human, lost girl, and trms on my monday viewing list.

[LeedsJr]

i had some recommend "the following" to me yesterday. is it really that good? ive already got rupaul's drag race, being human, lost girl, and trms on my monday viewing list.

I watched the first 2 episodes. It was pretty intense for a TV show, but you can see the plot holes starting to form, and I'm already losing interest.

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

I keep being thinking that John Cusack is on The Following.

[sailor]

I keep being thinking that John Cusack is on The Following.

RMHL-lation, aisle 4.

[LeedsJr]

God, I hate that commercial.

[LeedsJr]

Hmmm...

Ron seems really pissy with Fez today.

[realmenhatelife]

Sam Ash is a chain store, fellas.

[realmenhatelife]

I hadnt heard of Macklemore until I saw a parody video written up. I thought I was super late, glad to see I wasn't the most late.

[Chigworthy]

i had some recommend "the following" to me yesterday. is it really that good? ive already got rupaul's drag race, being human, lost girl, and trms on my monday viewing list.

It sucks ball's ass.

[Misteriosa]

this guy's voice sounds like its being disguised to protect his identity :blink:

[LeedsJr]

This intern class is an even bigger dropoff from Daba and Kokomo than I feared. :thumbdown:

[Misteriosa]

it seems to me like these interns try to pick the most obsucre band they can think of when asked by ron for their favorite bands, even if they dont like them, just to hipster impress ron :rolleyes:

[realmenhatelife]

it seems to me like these interns try to pick the most obsucre band they can think of when asked by ron for their favorite bands, even if they dont like them, just to hipster impress ron :rolleyes:

I had never heard of the band he brought up and we all know how obnoxious I am.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh my god, the horror

[LeedsJr]

Ron thought they sounded gay before he heard that? :laugh:

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

knocked out some work and now I'm ready for Bojangles and Buddays...:smile:

[Misteriosa]

ugh.. this shit is awful. kick that kid out of the studio. his taste in music is shit.

also, i imagine that other intern with the weird voice to be sitting in studio in the shadows wearing a fake beard, a trucker hat, and big black sunglasses.

[LeedsJr]

I was really going to try and listen to the whole show today and not go to the pub, but I don't think I'm going to make it.

Especially if they follow this sewage with G-Boring... :sleep:

[realmenhatelife]

ugh.. this shit is awful. kick that kid out of the studio. his taste in music is shit.

also, i imagine that other intern with the weird voice to be sitting in studio in the shadows wearing a fake beard, a trucker hat, and big black sunglasses.

No Dance Misti Dance?

[Misteriosa]

No Dance Misti Dance?

:thumbdown:

[Dell]

ugh.. this shit is awful. kick that kid out of the studio. his taste in music is shit.

also, i imagine that other intern with the weird voice to be sitting in studio in the shadows wearing a fake beard, a trucker hat, and big black sunglasses.

you tell 'em Misti...we know that the only good music is classic rock

[LeedsJr]

God, this is almost as boring as a Barca segment... :dry:

[Misteriosa]

you tell 'em Misti...we know that the only good music is classic rock

:dry:

[jennysmurf]

Jif? Does he mean gif?

[LeedsJr]

Jif? Does he mean gif?

No, he's talking about peanut butter. :lol:

[Misteriosa]

God, this is almost as boring as a Barca segment... :dry:

"well, ron, i thought he should have been mvp"

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[realmenhatelife]

Ron, he gets to pocket all his money and retain all his own publishing. He doesn't get a record label advance but he's got a lot more career autonomy. How do you think a record label would promote a white, seriocomic rapper? They wouldnt.

[Dell]

God, this is almost as boring as a Barca segment... :dry:

you just need to chillax...and, lower your standards :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

You pay for a lot of tickets, do ya Ron? Or do you call Earl and get on the list?

[Dell]

Jif? Does he mean gif?

well...is it a hard or soft "g"?

tomato, tomato...that works better orally

[Misteriosa]

You pay for a lot of tickets, do ya Ron? Or do you call Earl and get on the list?

*ding ding ding* we have a winnah!

[LeedsJr]

"well, ron, i thought he should have been mvp"

http://www.mattgroff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Picture-38.png

I will not be able to get this image out of my head whenever he talks now. :laugh:


Which hopefully won't be often, because he's a bore.

[Misteriosa]

I will not be able to get this image out of my head whenever he talks now. :laugh:


Which hopefully won't be often, because he's a bore.

thats all i've ever pictured when i've heard him speak. :o

[LeedsJr]

you just need to chillax...and, lower your standards :happy:

Remember Ron's old rule that to be on the air, you either had to tell a joke, or be a joke?

Those were the good ole days.

[Dell]

Remember Ron's old rule that to be on the air, you either had to tell a joke, or be a joke?

Those were the good ole days.

oh, I agree...there use to be a lot more of the funny

however, I'm enjoying the heck out of Fez again...nothing is going to take me away while he's on this hot streak

[sailor]

Jif? Does he mean gif?

I should be pronounced jif. Think giraffe.

[LeedsJr]

oh, I agree...there use to be a lot more of the funny

however, I'm enjoying the heck out of Fez again...nothing is going to take me away while he's on this hot streak

Me too. I was surprised Ron seemed so annoyed with him and his joker story.

[LeedsJr]

That other kid doesn't sound anything like Froggy.

And I can't take much more of this.

[Dell]

am I the only one clearing my throat while listening to this segment?..:huh:

[Lemieux66]

Me too. I was surprised Ron seemed so annoyed with him and his joker story.

Where else was the Joker story supposed to go after they confirmed the story was from August and Ron added that this phenomena has existed as long as murderers? Not much else to say unless you wanted 45 minutes of Fez blaming the comic book industry and shouting down callers.

[LeedsJr]

am I the only one clearing my throat while listening to this segment?..:huh:

I'm mostly yawning. :happy:


It's so cold in my office, the guy sitting 2 cubes away from me is at his desk wearing a hooded sweatshirt, a scarf, and ear muffs.

[jennysmurf]

I should be pronounced jif. Think giraffe.

But you don't even have any "g's" in your name, silly sailor.

[realmenhatelife]

Get over it, Roddy Roddy Piper, no one is pirating your shitty noufie celtic band.

[Dell]

Where else was the Joker story supposed to go after they confirmed the story was from August and Ron added that this phenomena has existed as long as murderers? Not much else to say unless you wanted 45 minutes of Fez blaming the comic book industry and shouting down callers.

I agreed with Ron...but, the real tell was that Fez didn't act crushed by the shut down

he has rolled with "it" for almost two weeks now (maybe longer)...the other day he heard the other F word without having a tizzy and invoking his Angry Fez persona

I don't expect everything Fez brings to the show to be a home run...I'll take the base hits and even the strike out when he has this swagger

[LeedsJr]

Get over it, Roddy Roddy Piper, no one is pirating your shitty noufie celtic band.

Or, if you are unhappy making $22K a year, get a real job. :tongue:

[hanso]

I hear Zeets don't go nowhere

[LeedsJr]

Who's Liam?

[Dell]

Get over it, Roddy Roddy Piper, no one is pirating your shitty noufie celtic band.

you mean Rowdy Roddy Piper...I cannot believe I knew that

[LeedsJr]

you mean Rowdy Roddy Piper...I cannot believe I knew that

Well, you are older than Spy. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

WTF is a body-high?? :huh:

[Misteriosa]

Well, you are older than Spy. :laugh:

damn. :unsure:

[hanso]

you mean Rowdy Roddy Piper...I cannot believe I knew that

He is double rods now the singer in a band.

[Misteriosa]

am i the only person who hears "witness protection program"/"disguised interview" when this guy speaks? i dont hear a frog voice. :blink:

[LeedsJr]

am i the only person who hears "witness protection program"/"disguised interview" when this guy speaks? i dont hear a frog voice. :blink:

Froggy is the other kid.

[Misteriosa]

Froggy is the other kid.

ohhh.... i see

[sailor]

But you don't even have any "g's" in your name, silly sailor.

Balls.

[realmenhatelife]

Or, if you are unhappy making $22K a year, get a real job. :tongue:

His problem is he's in a celt band, you know there are like 20 people including cloggers. It's worse than being in a ska band. If he was in a four piece he'd be living in the bahamas with his own jet.

[sailor]

you mean Rowdy Roddy Piper...I cannot believe I knew that

Who doesn't?!

[LeedsJr]

Phenomenal! :drunk:

I didn't even know half these famouse women had sisters.

[Dell]

just cleared my throat again...UGH!

[Dell]

Who doesn't?!

evidently...the young

[hanso]

Guy sounds like Lurch

[Misteriosa]

throw out the deschanels on the strength of my zooey hate (sorry emily youre great :down: but your sister is the worst)

[LeedsJr]

Rooney Mara was unbelievably hot in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

[jennysmurf]

throw out the deschanels on the strength of my zooey hate (sorry emily youre great :down: but your sister is the worst)

Thaaaaaaank you!

[sailor]

evidently...the young

Fuck 'em.

[Dell]

I believe Zito is by far, the gayest one in the studio...yep, I said it

[Chigworthy]

throw out the deschanels on the strength of my zooey hate (sorry emily youre great :down: but your sister is the worst)

I agree. I hold Zooey responsible for this bullshit trend of weak, cracking-voiced female vocalists that plague supermarket PA's now.

[sailor]

Thaaaaaaank you!

You two are horrible. Zooey is adorable.

[deliciousV]

I think the "Lurch" intern sounds like this guy, oddly enough he's on Bones.

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[jennysmurf]

You two are horrible. Zooey is adorable.

Quirky is hella annoying.

[Misteriosa]

"drownding" - there is goes again :rolleyes: and not a word.

[sailor]

Quirky is hella annoying.

Vehemently disagree.

[Chigworthy]

Now that I think about it, I might just toss everyone out but the Maras, just because they are far superior.

[realmenhatelife]

Just say what youre thinking ron, drown the pair that doesnt do nude scenes. I vote cruz.

[jennysmurf]

Vehemently disagree.

Does that mean you stomped your foot and crossed your arms?

[realmenhatelife]

Quirky is hella annoying.

Cmon jenny. Youre the quirky girl of .net

[sailor]

Does that mean you stomped your foot and crossed your arms?

On the inside.

[jennysmurf]

Cmon jenny. Youre the quirky girl of .net

Does that mean I'm self-hating? Dang it.

[sailor]

Cmon jenny. Youre the quirky girl of .net

Ok, now you've convinced me to change my opinion.

[LeedsJr]

Does that mean you stomped your foot and crossed your arms?

Don't forget held his breath with his cheeks all puffed out. :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Ok, now you've convinced me to change my opinion.

I hate you so much. :laugh:

[Chigworthy]

It's called "narced".

[realmenhatelife]

Wouldn't an 8ft tall teddy bear just be annoying?

Lube and teddy bears, it must be Valentines day.

[Dell]

up for some fresh air...:happy:

[Misteriosa]

an 8ft tall teddy bear would tossed in the trash if i couldnt donate it to a children's hospital's waiting room or something. there is no purpose or use to it otherwise.

[Warren Peace]

up for some fresh air...:happy:

l:lol:

[Misteriosa]

"german for 'woods'", ron? it couldnt possibly be latin, right? [silva, -ae, (f) forest]

[jennysmurf]

an 8ft tall teddy bear would tossed in the trash if i couldnt donate it to a children's hospital's waiting room or something. there is no purpose or use to it otherwise.

Right? *high five

[deliciousV]

Wouldn't an 8ft tall teddy bear just be annoying?

Lube and teddy bears, it must be Valentines day.

but think how funny it'd be if you could get some video of your chick trying to drag the thing out of the office and into the car.

[Warren Peace]

enlighten us pseudo-lawyer

[Dell]

Right? *high five

sounds like a case of sour teddy bears...:tongue:

[realmenhatelife]

"german for 'woods'", ron? it couldnt possibly be latin, right? [silva, -ae, (f) forest]

Now look who's adorkable.

[deliciousV]

enlighten us pseudo-lawyer

what kind of lawyer has free time every weekday between 11-3? Is she a night court lawyer? Or is Ron paying her "retainer"?

[Misteriosa]

Now look who's adorkable.

:help:

[realmenhatelife]

but think how funny it'd be if you could get some video of your chick trying to drag the thing out of the office and into the car.

Then backing into a coworkers car in the parking lot because it fills her back seat.


And I dont mean 'fills her back seat' in a sexy way.

[Dell]

what kind of lawyer has free time every weekday between 11-3? Is she a night court lawyer? Or is Ron paying her "retainer"?

I didn't even know she had braces...:rimshot:

[deliciousV]

I didn't even know she had braces...:rimshot:

you should've finished that with a tssss instead of a rimshot

[realmenhatelife]

What does she actually do for a living?

[Warren Peace]

whoa! Spy Report!

[sailor]

I hate you so much. :laugh:

I'm beloved!

[Dell]

I don't get why they think Fez is so wrong...he says he recognizes it's a joke, but that a court may find him libel for his words

I personally think most courts will throw that case out, but it isn't ridiculous to say it may be interpreted as a verbal contract...:huh:

[jennysmurf]

sounds like a case of sour teddy bears...:tongue:

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[sailor]

I don't get why they think Fez is so wrong...he says he recognizes it's a joke, but that a court may find him libel for his words

I personally think most courts will throw that case out, but it isn't ridiculous to say it may be interpreted as a verbal contract...:huh:

Plus, he's not getting credit for going with his beliefs, rather than his natural dislike for trump.

[deliciousV]

What does she actually do for a living?

I can only think of 3 possibilities, she has family money (rich jewess), night court, or she's being paid to be the editor of the IBang. The 3rd one is just a nice way of saying she's a "kept" woman.

[Dell]

Plus, he's not getting credit for going with his beliefs, rather than his natural dislike for trump.

and it sounds as though HTG and Ron are letting their dislike for Trump influence their argument...stone cold disregard of another opinion just because you don't like it is frustrating even when it's not Fez doing it

[Dell]

I can only think of 3 possibilities, she has family money (rich jewess), night court, or she's being paid to be the editor of the IBang. The 3rd one is just a nice way of saying she's a "kept" woman.

she just said that she hasn't practiced law in three years...take out option 2

[realmenhatelife]

I can only think of 3 possibilities, she has family money (rich jewess), night court, or she's being paid to be the editor of the IBang. The 3rd one is just a nice way of saying she's a "kept" woman.

Well she said she hasn't practiced law in years.

I dont even ask in a way that's like "get a real job" I just always thought she practiced law. Now I just want to know how I can do whatever it is she does because it seems like a sweet deal.

[Dell]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqOxQCqtohMTQDw5cfMNOXowX_2baZe _ax0GNu2WJoimMRwlMIpw

I knew you'd like that one...:tongue:

[Lemieux66]

Fez is representative of most Americans? :surrender:

[hanso]

Then backing into a coworkers car in the parking lot because it fills her back seat.


And I dont mean 'fills her back seat' in a sexy way.

Could be a furry

[Dell]

but what if you have wrinkly skin...didn't think about that, DID YOU MR BENNINGTON

[Dell]

so...now HTG is saying it's a verbal contract?

I'm so confused now...:blink:

[realmenhatelife]

Could be a furry

I could do that.

[Dell]

let's bring some funny into this law class...sounds like way too many a family reunion now

[deliciousV]

Well she said she hasn't practiced law in years.

I dont even ask in a way that's like "get a real job" I just always thought she practiced law. Now I just want to know how I can do whatever it is she does because it seems like a sweet deal.

I'm going back to my original "under the desk" theory, you're gonna need lip balm and knee pads.

[Dell]

I'm going back to my original "under the desk" theory, you're gonna need lip balm and knee pads.

and a retainer...

[LeedsJr]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I held on through the awful intern lifeboat segment before breaking and going to the pub, then come back to not only HT Boring, but HT Boring talking about Donald Fucking Trump?!?

Back to the fucking pub!!! :drunk:

[hanso]

Lol @ astroglide sponsor

[realmenhatelife]

I belong to $0 shave club, grow a beard.

[deliciousV]

Lol @ astroglide sponsor

finally a sponsor I can get behind (my wife with)

[Lemieux66]

Trying to load the ibang is like signing onto AOL in 1997.

[deliciousV]

I wouldn't call that a nip slip, more like a very lucky camera angle

[deliciousV]

I saw a still pic floating around somewhere, it looked pretty nippley to me, hard to tell from this video.

[Misteriosa]

so mike (aka has a problem with the candy...

[jennysmurf]

finally a sponsor I can get behind (my wife with)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqOxQCqtohMTQDw5cfMNOXowX_2baZe _ax0GNu2WJoimMRwlMIpw

[realmenhatelife]

so mike (aka has a problem with the candy...

And the jaybee. You dont just buy 5k dollar sun glasses by accident.

[deliciousV]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqOxQCqtohMTQDw5cfMNOXowX_2baZe _ax0GNu2WJoimMRwlMIpw

now you're just slapping out of jelousy

[jennysmurf]

now you're just slapping out of jelousy

:down:

[realmenhatelife]

Drop the molly Chris sweat, woo! Drop the molly Chris sweat, woo!

[A.J.]

God this caller is boring as fuck.

[Warren Peace]

Shark??!!

[realmenhatelife]

God this caller is boring as fuck.

Addicts turn into real chatty cathys, this always happens when they do these.

[jennysmurf]

God this caller is boring as fuck.

He's killing me.:wallbash:

[LeedsJr]

God this show is boring as fuck.

Fixed. :sad:

[Lemieux66]

Sober people are crushing bores. Glad my friends are Hickses.

[hanso]

Lol just caught the d-u-l-l is doll sponsor for first time now..funny

[Dell]

Fixed. :sad:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-L6WU_1igi4I/UHM-yGwgfXI/AAAAAAAANUQ/RpYN4p3WIv8/s1600/Obama+low+bar+of+expectations+-+10-8-12.jpg

you need to adjust your expectations...:wink:

[Lemieux66]

EDIT: Woops.

[sailor]

EDIT: Woops.

Haste makes waste.