Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/12/13 - Overweight Tuesday

[realmenhatelife]

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Mardiska

[realmenhatelife]

Neil Young is the featured artist today.

I see that Todd Rungren is on tour, so you're probably getting a Rungren interview at some point.

[Misteriosa]

happy mardi gras buddays :o

i put on a little make-up to celebrate and my coworkers lost their shit over it.

[realmenhatelife]

happy mardi gras buddays :o

i put on a little make-up to celebrate and my coworkers lost their shit over it.

Beat that face, dahling.

[Misteriosa]

Beat that face, dahling.

I tried..

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/2013-02-12_11-12-34_377_zps9b583a3c.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

GorJUS

[deliciousV]

I tried..

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/2013-02-12_11-12-34_377_zps9b583a3c.jpg

is that Misti? Damn girl......how YOU doin?

[Misteriosa]

no.. its not me.

i stole that pic off the internet :down:

[deliciousV]

no.. its not me.

i stole that pic off the internet :down:

nuh huh, I ain't buying it, you got your mardi gras face on

[realmenhatelife]

This free association is not unlike the illuminati conspiracy video I watched yesterday.

[Misteriosa]

nuh huh, I ain't buying it, you got your mardi gras face on

really.. its not me. :flush:

[sailor]

I really love nutty, stream-of-consciousness Ron.

[disneyspy]

GEORGE DOESNT LIKE BUSH!

hey buddays

[sailor]

This free association is not unlike the illuminati conspiracy video I watched yesterday.

Yeah, I guess free association is a more accurate description.

[realmenhatelife]

nuh huh, I ain't buying it, you got your mardi gras face on

Ha, no it's true, Misti is famously a 6 ft tall blonde.

[jimmyolsenblues]

ron-fez word association could be my new favorite game

[disneyspy]

ron-fez word association could be my new favorite game

go start a thread!

[sailor]

Happy Fastnacht Day, kids.

[realmenhatelife]

Happy Fastnacht Day, kids.

In the fifth grade Mr DiGiovani brought in an electric frying pan and made us fresh fastnachts in class, I'll always remember that.

Also, told us kids should have fistfights instead of shooting eachother, like in his day. This was in like 1993.

[disneyspy]

jimmyolensblues loves word association,which starts with ass which is like man ass which most threads here are about which has a lot of pictures like photographs which in the superman comics there was a photographer whos name was... jimmy olsen

[realmenhatelife]

Kenny Fuckin Powers

[disneyspy]

i watched the 2 1/2 seasons of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT over the weekend and the fraudulence of that show made me fart alot

[disneyspy]

Kenny Fuckin Powers



YOU'RE FUCKIN OUT!

[CountryBob]

Howdy

[CountryBob]

God I enjoy this show when it's just like this - no interviews

[disneyspy]

Howdy

HEY BUDDAY


sometimes i get so mind fucked that my medula oblagotta orgasms all over my cerebral cortex

[realmenhatelife]

Spy is having some kind of creepy stroke.

[Misteriosa]

that flavor strip commercial is creepy :unsure:

[disneyspy]

Spy is having some kind of creepy stroke.

its only creepy when i do it at chat roulette

[realmenhatelife]

It's none of those things, you're making a porridge.

[realmenhatelife]

that flavor strip commercial is creepy :unsure:

ladies, do you love mike n ikes but hate catching one in the mouth?

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:

did you know The National Park Service manages over 350 parks on 80 million acres of public land...

[Misteriosa]

ladies, do you love mike n ikes but hate catching one in the mouth?

go on...

[disneyspy]

nooners buddays...:bye:

did you know The National Park Service manages over 350 parks on 80 million acres of public land...

rube? is that you?

[realmenhatelife]

go on...

We have the solution for you that can turn all the tedium of blowjobs into all the fun of eating candy at a revival showing of The Little Mermaid.

[Recyclerz]

Wow. Fez's time spent in the nutrition classes has really paid off. :wacko:

[realmenhatelife]

People in England do drink broth, Bovril.

[Chigworthy]

I think adults who drink milk are fucked up.

[Dell]

rube? is that you?

that's just a rumor...Rube knows way more trivial facts than I

[Dell]

I think adults who drink milk are fucked up.

I LOVE milk...had a nice glass of fat-free milk with my eggs this morning

milk is also great with any meal or sandwich involving bacon...bank it!

[Chigworthy]

I LOVE milk...had a nice glass of fat-free milk with my eggs this morning

milk is also great with any meal or sandwich involving bacon...bank it!

You do know that is the secretions of the mammary glands of a cow, right? Might as well have a nice shot of bull jizz while you're at it.

[Misteriosa]

I think adults who drink milk are fucked up.

that hurts.. i drink milk. :down:

[sailor]

I LOVE milk...had a nice glass of fat-free milk with my eggs this morning

milk is also great with any meal or sandwich involving bacon...bank it!

Only thing a rational person would have with PB&J.

[disneyspy]

You do know that is the secretions of the mammary glands of a cow, right? Might as well have a nice shot of bull jizz while you're at it.

mmmmmm,cow titties...

[sailor]

that hurts.. i drink milk. :down:

Uh oh, cue creepy spy in 3..2..

[Dell]

You do know that is the secretions of the mammary glands of a cow, right? Might as well have a nice shot of bull jizz while you're at it.

I LOVE the mammary glands...I don't do bull, you can have it

[disneyspy]

Uh oh, cue creepy spy in 3..2..

theres a new board character on here?

[Misteriosa]

Uh oh, cue creepy spy in 3..2..

i'll save you the wait...

"i drink that milk too"

[disneyspy]

i'll save you the wait...

"i drink that milk too"

be back soon,have to go to chat roulette for a bit

[sailor]

i'll save you the wait...

"i drink that milk too"

He got distracted by chig

[deliciousV]

that flavor strip commercial is creepy :unsure:

and completely unnecessary. A good woman can handle the load without the condiments.

[Chigworthy]

Mmmmm, milk.

http://www.scottgutke.com/wp-content/gallery/farmlife/udder.jpg

[disneyspy]

Mmmmm, milk.

http://www.scottgutke.com/wp-content/gallery/farmlife/udder.jpg

thats completely unnessasary,we dont go around posting pix of diseased cocks to deter you from what you like!

[CountryBob]

Milk supporter here

[Misteriosa]

Milk supporter here

thank you. its helped make me in to a big strong girl.

[deliciousV]

Milk supporter here

I only use milk on cereal, can't just drink it out of a glass.

[Dell]

thats completely unnessasary,we dont go around posting pix of diseased cocks to deter you from what you like!

:laugh:

I think Chig's last post should be a Mod Quote...

[CountryBob]

Come to Bristol and experience racing - blow you away

[disneyspy]

i HATED leaving daytona after any event there,I-4 was bumper to bumper all the way back to orlando every single time

[Dell]

I only use milk on cereal, can't just drink it out of a glass.

what would you drink with a nice PBJ or with waffles and syrup...those are definitely milk only meals

[CountryBob]

thank you. its helped make me in to a big strong girl.

I go through a gallon a week - love it

[CountryBob]

what would you drink with a nice PBJ or with waffles and syrup...those are definitely milk only meals
Or a big piece of cake! Come on man

[Misteriosa]

what would you drink with a nice PBJ or with waffles and syrup...those are definitely milk only meals

pbj: milk is a must

waffles/pancakes with syrup: either milk, coffee, or water. :o

[Misteriosa]

Or a big piece of cake! Come on man

im not on team cake :down:

[CountryBob]

My cuz drinks milk with Italian food - skeeves me out

[deliciousV]

what would you drink with a nice PBJ or with waffles and syrup...those are definitely milk only meals

diet dew or water.

[CountryBob]

im not on team cake :down:


Team cookie?

[Misteriosa]

Team cookie?

pie.

[disneyspy]

does milk coat your throat and that why you like it pre-bj?

just asking for a friend

[Dell]

My cuz drinks milk with Italian food - skeeves me out

as long as it's appropriately aged...and red?

[Chigworthy]

what would you drink with a nice PBJ or with waffles and syrup...those are definitely milk only meals

Silly Dell, us adults don't eat those things.

[deliciousV]

Or a big piece of cake! Come on man

It's been a few years, but I have broken my milk rule for hot brownies and hot chocolate chip cookies, both fresh from the oven,

[CountryBob]

pie.


Favorite pie?

[Dell]

pbj: milk is a must

waffles/pancakes with syrup: either milk, coffee, or water. :o

I never just drink coffee with a meal and water only when eating a salad...BLT and milk is a must combo for me

[realmenhatelife]

pie.

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[Chigworthy]

It's been a few years, but I have broken my milk rule for hot brownies and hot chocolate chip cookies, both fresh from the oven,

I'll allow an occasional glass of milk to not jeopardize my character assessment of people, but when I see the gallon jug sitting on the dinner table, they are dead to me.

[sailor]

what would you drink with a nice PBJ or with waffles and syrup...those are definitely milk only meals

Hey!!!

[sailor]

pbj: milk is a must

waffles/pancakes with syrup: either milk, coffee, or water. :o

Tea.

[realmenhatelife]

The Seal team member not having health insurance turned out to be a misleading statement by the author of the article, after discharge they get 5 years of free health insurance. The author portrayed it that way because he didn't know what was available for him.

[CountryBob]

I don't like it when people pour the milk into a pitcher

[Dell]

Silly Dell, us adults don't eat those things.

well then...I hope I NEVER become an adult (PBJ on warm toast is delicious)

[realmenhatelife]

And unsweetened iced tea with lemon is the correct answer for everything.

[disneyspy]

Tea.

oh go smoke a fag you damn dirty brit

[CountryBob]

And unsweetened iced tea with lemon is the correct answer for everything.


Team tea

[realmenhatelife]

Team tea

Yeah but are you team sweet tea, that side of the family?

[hanso]

that flavor strip commercial is creepy :unsure:

bj strip..1 of better ones

[disneyspy]

bj strip..1 of better ones

the prosecution rests

[jennysmurf]

I don't like it when people pour the milk into a pitcher

Too fancy for ya?

[Dell]

And unsweetened iced tea with lemon is the correct answer for everything.

thought they were going to kick our family out of the south when they found out we drank unsweetened ice tea...I can drink tea with about any meal other than breakfast

[jennysmurf]

the prosecution rests

:laugh:

[Chigworthy]

Unsweetened ice tea is a must, but putting a lemon into it just shows a lack of good breeding. That's almost as ass-out crazy as drinking cattle tit-jizz.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Why are Ron's Blowjob impersonations so Angry? ARGGGHHGHGHHG = genius

[CountryBob]

Yeah but are you team sweet tea, that side of the family?

Unsweetened tea or half and half - total sweet tea be too sweet for me

[hanso]

nooners buddays...:bye:

did you know The National Park Service manages over 350 parks on 80 million acres of public land...

is that where the snails with teeth live?

[deliciousV]

and suddenly the tea baggers unite.

I fucking hate tea

[disneyspy]

i heard of a native american guy that drank 3 gallons of tea before he went to bed,they found him the next day dead in his own tee pee

*ducks smurf's slap*

[CountryBob]

Too fancy for ya?


Nope - once it's poured out of its carton it needs to be drunk quickly. People storing Milk in a lidless container is weird to me

[Dell]

is that where the snails with teeth live?

HA...call back hanso

[sailor]

thought they were going to kick our family out of the south when they found out we drank unsweetened ice tea...I can drink tea with about any meal other than breakfast

Hot tea is best with breakfast

[CountryBob]

thought they were going to kick our family out of the south when they found out we drank unsweetened ice tea...I can drink tea with about any meal other than breakfast


Bojangles half cut tea is the shiznit

[deliciousV]

is that where the snails with teeth live?

and it's where groundhogs live in trees

[Chigworthy]

Nope - once it's poured out of its carton it needs to be drunk quickly. People storing Milk in a lidless container is weird to me

Wait, you didn't know that commercial dairy milk is stored for weeks in open tanks so that they can sift manure flakes and udder scabs into it?

[Dell]

Hot tea is best with breakfast

I refer you back to spy's response...you dirty Brit

[Misteriosa]

Hot tea is best with sickness

fixed. :o

[Chigworthy]

I use sweet tea to sweeten my coffee.

[sailor]

And stop saying tea when you mean disgusting iced tea

[CountryBob]

Wait, you didn't know that commercial dairy milk is stored for weeks in open tanks so that they can sift manure flakes and udder scabs into it?

You're despicable

[disneyspy]

You're despicable

you cant use sylvester the cat lines when i picture you sounding like foghorn leghorn

[CountryBob]

I use the Kuerig machine to fresh brew tea e rural at work - add to ice and bam!

[CountryBob]

you cant use sylvester the cat lines when i picture you sounding like foghorn leghorn


I say I say boy - you ain't no chicken hawk

[disneyspy]

I say I say boy - you ain't no chicken hawk

:lol:

[Chigworthy]

You're despicable

The mucous and pus content of milk is off the charts, and it's well known that dairy farmers "sweeten" their product with loogies. And they ship the milk to the carton factory in used porta potties. You milk drinkers are just gross.

[Chigworthy]

I use the Kuerig machine to fresh brew tea e rural at work - add to ice and bam!

Look at the fancy man with his fancy tea machine.

[sailor]

I refer you back to spy's response...you dirty Brit

Did I mention it's loose tea (not bags of ground up waste parts)?

[disneyspy]

FEVER PITCH (the american one) is my favorite ROM-COM

[hanso]

HA...call back hanso

I'm triv nut in pal triv room everyday with show on

[realmenhatelife]

Did he just say Rear Window?

[Chigworthy]

Did I mention it's loose tea (not bags of ground up waste parts)?

THose tea bags have cockroach eggs, human urine, and maggot feces in them. It's a well known fact. Loose T 4 Lyfe.

[deliciousV]

THose tea bags have cockroach eggs, human urine, and maggot feces in them. It's a well known fact. Loose T 4 Lyfe.

and now you have your rap name

[jennysmurf]

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRMkywhh-tpzP8tW3sfXtbVwVTpJkcDoNrPsqqpattC_ijHLVt5lg

[sailor]

THose tea bags have cockroach eggs, human urine, and maggot feces in them. It's a well known fact. Loose T 4 Lyfe.

Geez, I just meant it's scrap tea. You can't brew real tea in 30 seconds. It's unpossible.

[disneyspy]

do you guys think GROUNDHOG DAY is a ROM-COM? if so then thats my favorite

[sailor]

What's this list?

[CountryBob]

Again I stress how I love today's show so far - just fucking around with no interviews. Excellent

[sailor]

do you guys think GROUNDHOG DAY is a ROM-COM? if so then thats my favorite

Obviously so.

[CountryBob]

Anyone watch that reality show years ago that had people in the roles of characters from Gilliagans island?

[disneyspy]

Anyone watch that reality show years ago that had people in the roles of characters from Gilliagans island?

no,what was it called?

[Misteriosa]

hmm..im trying to think of a rom-com that ive seen...

[disneyspy]

hmm..im trying to think of a rom-com that ive seen...

i bet youve seen all the j-lo ones

[Misteriosa]

i bet youve seen all the j-lo ones

:banning:

[CountryBob]

no,what was it called?

I'll bite - escape from Gilligans island

[realmenhatelife]

Love Actually and You've Got Mail missing from the list.


Dont look at me like that.

[deliciousV]

it was "The Real Gilligans Island"

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[deliciousV]

I watched the Master a few days ago, other than some really good acting it was a snooze fest.

[disneyspy]

hey leeds,tell everyone at the pub we said "heeeeeeey!"

[Warren Peace]

Oh...the Ron & Fez Airtime Crutch - HRJ

[CountryBob]

Ugggg. Music interview kills the show for me. I might just go fire someone now! :(

[jennysmurf]

Love Actually and You've Got Mail missing from the list.


Dont look at me like that.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7fJlHiZs2u2gyt5ivJLxeiOuf3_StV PZhExIgqgRlaYCBeO7d

[disneyspy]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7fJlHiZs2u2gyt5ivJLxeiOuf3_StV PZhExIgqgRlaYCBeO7d

HA!!

[CountryBob]

Someone needs to "Ramone" this dude

[deliciousV]

Hey Dell, and Cbob, did you guys see that Makers Mark is gonna start watering down their bourbon to make more of it quicker? It's going from 90 proof to 84. :annoyed:

[realmenhatelife]

Hey Dell, and Cbob, did you guys see that Makers Mark is gonna start watering down their bourbon to make more of it quicker? It's going from 90 proof to 84. :annoyed:

Double irony 1: you're supposed to water whiskey when you drink it and 2: they just launched that big 'it is what is isn't' campaign.

[realmenhatelife]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7fJlHiZs2u2gyt5ivJLxeiOuf3_StV PZhExIgqgRlaYCBeO7d

hurtful

[Dell]

Hey Dell, and Cbob, did you guys see that Makers Mark is gonna start watering down their bourbon to make more of it quicker? It's going from 90 proof to 84. :annoyed:

well that dog just ain't gonna hunt...who do I call?

[jennysmurf]

hurtful

:innocent: :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

I really enjoy Meatloaf in RHPS

[deliciousV]

well that dog just ain't gonna hunt...who do I call?

I guess the barrels aren't aging fast enough to keep up with demand, somebody should be fired for not anticipating higher demand and filling more barrels 6 years ago.

[deliciousV]

Double irony 1: you're supposed to water whiskey when you drink it and 2: they just launched that big 'it is what is isn't' campaign.

how dare you sir?! Neat, straight up, that's how a non tea drinker drinks whiskey

[CountryBob]

Now makers mark will charge more for the higher octane that we are used to

[jennysmurf]

Who dis?

[CountryBob]

I will say that those globe trotters sure got around - even played in my shit hole town in coal fields USA

[CountryBob]

Who dis?

Curly from the globetrotters

[jennysmurf]

Curly from the globetrotters

He was my favorite Globetrotter!

[hanso]

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Sositch


well that dog just ain't gonna hunt...who do I call?

I guess the barrels aren't aging fast enough to keep up with demand, somebody should be fired for not anticipating higher demand and filling more barrels 6 years ago.

[sailor]

Who hangs up on shark?!

[jennysmurf]

Who hangs up on shark?!

I wanted to hear what he had to say.

[hanso]

Curly from the globetrotters

Think I liked Curly Sue rom-com movie right?

[sailor]

I wanted to hear what he had to say.

Yeah, he even told them it was him and wasn't running some gag.

[jennysmurf]

Think I liked Curly Sue rom-com movie right?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqOxQCqtohMTQDw5cfMNOXowX_2baZe _ax0GNu2WJoimMRwlMIpw

[deliciousV]

Yeah, he even told them it was him and wasn't running some gag.

he lied to the screaner though

[jennysmurf]

he lied to the screaner though

You think they would have picked up if the screen said "radio shark?"

[sailor]

he lied to the screaner though

They deserve to be lied to.

[jennysmurf]

They deserve to be lied to.

Yeah, they're the worst.

[RADIO-SHARK]

I supplied the cars for the espn freewheelin dylan album and called to say so and said it was me and the screener hung up. and Ron says they don,t do that:devil2:

[Warren Peace]

Fez should abstain from blowing guys until this serial killer nonsense blows over...

[deliciousV]

I supplied the cars for the espn freewheelin dylan album and called to say so and said it was me and the screener hung up. and Ron says they don,t do that:devil2:

I stand corrected, you were clearly wronged sir.

[RADIO-SHARK]

[quote=deliciousV;3044337]I stand corrected, you were clearly wronged sir.[/

I try to be nice and this happensquote]

[jennysmurf]

I stand corrected, you were clearly wronged sir.[/

I try to be nice and this happensquote]

No, no. never be nice. Then, they'll walk all over you.

[RADIO-SHARK]

No, no. never be nice. Then, they'll walk all over you.

revenge is a dish best served cold :devil2:

[jennysmurf]

revenge is a dish best served cold :devil2:

Well, now I'm a-scared for everyone.

[Misteriosa]

later buddays :bye:

[RADIO-SHARK]

[B]I had a story about me and some models there taking the same photo :smoke: Oh well, kai sera sera...

[Dell]

Yeah, they're the worst.

yeah...them and HR

[Dell]

revenge is a dish best served cold :devil2:

beer is best served cold...:happy:

[CountryBob]

yeah...them and HR

I disagree with this!

[CountryBob]

beer is best served cold...:happy:

I agree with this!

[Dell]

I disagree with this!

I keed, I keed...but you guys really need to get over yourselves and hire UCB Fred

[PapaBear]

You think they would have picked up if the screen said "radio shark?"
They always do, when he calls in as himself.

[jennysmurf]

They always do, when he calls in as himself.

He said the screener hung up on him when he did that.

[PapaBear]

He said the screener hung up on him when he did that.
Must be a poorly trained screener. Ron has even said, if he wants to be on the air, all he has to do is call in as the Shark.

[jennysmurf]

Must be a poorly trained screener. Ron has even said, if he wants to be on the air, all he has to do is call in as the Shark.

Screeners are the worst.

[PapaBear]

Screeners are the worst.
Remember when they weren't? Those were the days. It can't be just their fault, though. I don't think nearly as much time is spent teaching them about how the show is supposed to work. Those days have been gone for many years.

[jennysmurf]

Remember when they weren't? Those were the days. It can't be just their fault, though. I don't think nearly as much time is spent teaching them about how the show is supposed to work. Those days have been gone for many years.

They're on air too much to learn the practical stuff.