Ron and Fez Listening Thread 2/20/13 - Right where we left it

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After a long weekend it's time to get back to serious listening threading.

Absolutely ruined my ears seeing TX is the Reason on Saturday, you wouldn't believe how loud an emo band can be. I went out and bought ear plugs on Sunday even.

[A.J.]

Highway Star! :clap:

[CountryBob]

The bird, the bird, the bird is the word

[realmenhatelife]

Jesus, is that english?

[CountryBob]

Donnie dumphy sounding

[ihaveabadmonkey]

Crazy Jen really loves her football

[CountryBob]

I like the way she said coount

[Warren Peace]

well, this Fez response was certainly predictable.

[Misteriosa]

Absolutely ruined my ears seeing TX is the Reason on Saturday, you wouldn't believe how loud an emo band can be.

you went to see an emo band? oh no.. :down:

[CountryBob]

Yeah - I had a teammate get into a fist fight with our football coach. They expelled him and the coach got nothing but he pushed the kid first

[LeedsJr]

Pretty damn funny that Fez is trying to use the fact he was drunk as an excuse while he was working.

[LeedsJr]

Janice's accent is even funnier than that crazy English soccer lady.

[realmenhatelife]

you went to see an emo band? oh no.. :down:

It cant all be bass cannons and things. They're good and its the only time I'll ever get to see them. But anyways, plenty of emo is great, it gets a bad rap.

But seriously a kid two cubes over has printed out a red ribbon with "fallout boy hiatus survivor" written under it. I'm not hanging with that.

[realmenhatelife]

Janice's accent is even funnier than that crazy English soccer lady.

Fahk how could I fahrget Tahm Petty!

[Warren Peace]

Pretty damn funny that Fez is trying to use the fact he was drunk as an excuse while he was working.

and apparently the "Words Hurt" mantra doesn't apply to him either.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "If they really want him to die, give him a balloon and take him to a busy intersection." :lol:

On the not so funny side, his breathing sounds like he's dying.

[Misteriosa]

hicks is not the first person to think that just mistakenly clicking on pedo stuff will get you in to trouble. i think NYS just passed some kind of law that said, inadvertently clicking on pedo pics will not get you into legal trouble. iirc

[Warren Peace]

Only Fez could make a public masturbation story about himself.

[sailor]

Only Fez could make a public masturbation story about himself.

I thought Ron made it about fez, not fez himself.

[realmenhatelife]

Fez really should just get a tug. He needs to get over the hump.

[CountryBob]

Ron's on fire today -

[LeedsJr]

Paul O coming up! :clap:

[sailor]

Paul O coming up! :clap:

Can't wait for Django talk!

[realmenhatelife]

Chasing away skate boarders/BMX kids was always awful. Because you dont want to do it, and the cops dont want to do it and couldn't give a shit, and the kids know there is essentially nothing that's gonna happen to them aside from, if you're lucky, a cop coming out and telling them to leave.

And they're always idiots too because it's like hey, if you dont tear up the lawn or you dont almost knock people over and ride out in front of cars no one would give a shit, but they cant not do that so you have to try and get rid of them.

[CountryBob]

A ghee ghee ghee

[realmenhatelife]

In the book its hank basket and the joke is that he's wearing a jersey for a total bust player.

[Misteriosa]

so now ron is shitting on the way fez does live-reads? :sad:

[LeedsJr]

so now ron is shitting on the way fez does live-reads? :sad:

Seems like he's reached his daily breaking point.

[Misteriosa]

mouth propped open? like a dental dam? :surrender:

[CountryBob]

What a shitty year for movies

[realmenhatelife]

mouth propped open? like a dental dam? :surrender:

I think a dental dam is more like a mouth condom, I think this is like a metal ring, like imagine a ball gag with a metal ring where the ball is.


Man, Paul O bringing the creepy cbob realness.

[LeedsJr]

This is getting uncomfortable...

[Warren Peace]

:lol:

[realmenhatelife]

If you see 'bareback' in a sex therapists accreditations you should probably pass.

[LeedsJr]

If you see 'bareback' in a sex therapists accreditations you should probably pass.

Or AIDS.

[realmenhatelife]

Oh my god, that caller just got me good.

[Lemieux66]

Same here. Expert crushing of Fez's spirits.

We probably should have known that the virgin till 50 thing doesn't exist outside of Fez and Patty.

[Warren Peace]

sounds like Fez needs the gentle caress of another man with similarly awful tattoos....

[LeedsJr]

Your cold's killing me too, Ron.

[Misteriosa]

Your cold's killing me too, Ron.

^ this.

and i cant believe paul-o just asked if it was possible to "muscle thru" an appendix bursting. i tried that, and it killed me. (the doctors brought me back)

[realmenhatelife]

^ this.

and i cant believe paul-o just asked if it was possible to "muscle thru" an appendix bursting. i tried that, and it killed me. (the doctors brought me back)

That's the third person I've heard of who let their appendix burst. You, Ron, and Quinn.

[realmenhatelife]

I saw True West with Malcovich and Gary Senise.


Well, on video.

[LeedsJr]

SHARK! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

"And now for something completely different..." ha, shark

[Misteriosa]

That's the third person I've heard of who let their appendix burst. You, Ron, and Quinn.

i didnt know what was going on at the time. when i first felt the symptoms, it felt like i had a gas bubble or a pulled muscle. then when i did get to the doctor's office later that day, they had me taking every type of pregnancy test under the sun, even though i told them i was still a virgin (i was 15). with all the sonograms, drawn blood, and urine tests, about 16 hours were wasted. by the time they doctors decided to consider that my condition wasnt sexually related, my appendix had burst and i was septic shock.

[realmenhatelife]

i didnt know what was going on at the time. when i first felt the symptoms, it felt like i had a gas bubble or a pulled muscle. then when i did get to the doctor's office later that day, they had me taking every type of pregnancy test under the sun, even though i told them i was still a virgin (i was 15). with all the sonograms, drawn blood, and urine tests, about 16 hours were wasted. by the time they doctors decided to consider that my condition wasnt sexually related, my appendix had burst and i was septic shock.

Talk about racial profiling...

[Misteriosa]

Talk about racial profiling...

i get that i was of child bearing age, and there was a possiblity of ectopic pregnancy, but the amount of pregnancy tests i took that day was excessive. i honestly didnt know what many existed. a simple blood draw and testing for hcg serum would have been enough.

[realmenhatelife]

i get that i was of child bearing age, and there was a possiblity of ectopic pregnancy, but the amount of pregnancy tests i took that day was excessive. i honestly didnt know what many existed. a simple blood draw and testing for hcg serum would have been enough.

Maybe they were selling your clean pee?

[Misteriosa]

who is this lady yelling on the phone?

[LeedsJr]

who is this lady yelling on the phone?

Good question. :unsure:

[Warren Peace]

who is this lady yelling on the phone?

apparently someone from the era of radio that Spy still pines for

[Lemieux66]

Is this someone we're supposed to know?

My initial thought was Crazy Jen, but she doesn't have the hayseed accent. Or the entertainment value.

EDIT: I have to retract the "entertainment value" part. This broad is a gem.

[hanso]

It's B. L.

[thepaulo]

who is this lady yelling on the phone?

ask disneyspy

[Misteriosa]

It's B. L.

i gleaned that much from the conversation when ron kept calling her BL :rolleyes: and apparently she was a call screener, but who is she?

[thepaulo]

Is this someone we're supposed to know?

My initial thought was Crazy Jen, but she doesn't have the hayseed accent. Or the entertainment value.

EDIT: I have to retract the "entertainment value" part. This broad is a gem.

BL was part of sports chicks
one of the revolving characters on the old ron and ron show

[disneyspy]

ask disneyspy

shhhhhh

[thepaulo]

i gleaned that much from the conversation when ron kept calling her BL :rolleyes: and apparently she was a call screener, but who is she?

I threw up in her limo.

[Lemieux66]

BL was part of sports chicks
one of the revolving characters on the old ron and ron show

Thanks for the clarification. You're quite the multi-tasker, to be on the phone with the show AND post here at the same time.

[hanso]

shhhhhh

There you are I pmed you a few times 2nd time was from not knowing if the first one went through

[disneyspy]

There you are I pmed you a few times 2nd time was from not knowing if the first one went through

ya sorry,both times ive logged in i saw it but quickly forgot cuz i'm old

paul-i'm going down to save BL,can i crash?

[realmenhatelife]

I threw up in her limo.

Worst. Cunilungus. Euphemism. Ever.

[disneyspy]

i gleaned that much from the conversation when ron kept calling her BL :rolleyes: and apparently she was a call screener, but who is she?

she was fun,she had a show in tampa that came on after ron and ron called HOOTERS ON THE RADIO that fez would sometimes co-host and ron "called in" using different characters,one of the original hooters girls and my old girlfriend that got me calling ron "benny"

[disneyspy]

apparently someone from the era of radio that Spy still pines for

it really was fun radio that made the day fly by and it was back when my life was at its craziest funniest weirdest point

[LeedsJr]

This kid is awful.

[realmenhatelife]

This kid is brutal.

[disneyspy]

this kid is brutally awful

[LeedsJr]

He hasn't found his place yet?

Well, it ain't on the air, that's for damn sure.

[RADIO-SHARK]

what do the interns hang out in the halls like illegal mexicans at Home depot parking lot wait to be picked for work.....

[realmenhatelife]

what do the interns hang out in the halls like illegal mexicans at Home depot parking lot wait to be picked for work.....

Nice Monty Python reference in your call, Paul

[disneyspy]

oh thank god,a weird intern for us and fez to pick on

[RADIO-SHARK]

Look..Rons leading the sheep right to the slaughter house...:ohmy:

[hanso]

Crap forgot to put show back on after break

[hanso]

ya sorry,both times ive logged in i saw it but quickly forgot cuz i'm old

paul-i'm going down to save BL,can i crash?

Forgot if it sent first time from same reason

[disneyspy]

that kid should be interned... into the ground aghee ghee ghee

[LeedsJr]

that kid should be interned... into the ground aghee ghee ghee

You're lucky Jenny is on vacation.

[disneyspy]

You're lucky Jenny is on vacation.

how was your day with the girls?

[RADIO-SHARK]

that kid should be interned... into the ground aghee ghee ghee

:thumbup:

[LeedsJr]

how was your day with the girls?

Very cool. It was nice to meet a couple of the real people behind the board.

[disneyspy]

Very cool. It was nice to meet a couple of the real people behind the board.

you take any pix of smurf? or do we still have to use the pic of her walking thru the woods looking back over her shoulder?

[deliciousV]

you take any pix of smurf? or do we still have to use the pic of her walking thru the woods looking back over her shoulder?

sick fuck

[LeedsJr]

you take any pix of smurf? or do we still have to use the pic of her walking thru the woods looking back over her shoulder?

They both made it clear there would be no picture taking.

[deliciousV]

who is this lady yelling on the phone?

makes me miss Gail-O, the original crazy lady yelling on the phone

[Misteriosa]

donk, buddays :bye:

[disneyspy]

They both made it clear there would be no picture taking.

i already know how adorable misti is,i just wanted to pay smurf a compliment

alright buddays,til tommorow

C'YA!!

[sailor]

You're lucky Jenny is on vacation.

He's gonna get his.

[Dell]

just now listening to the show and I was wondering...did Jenny or Misti see Leeds make his HRJ phone call today?

[jennysmurf]

just now listening to the show and I was wondering...did Jenny or Misti see Leeds make his HRJ phone call today?

So that's what he was doing when he told us he was "checking in at the office." I just thought that was his nickname for masturbating.

[jennysmurf]

You're lucky Jenny is on vacation.

He's gonna get his.

Darn right, he is! As soon as I get back on a real computer....

[Dell]

So that's what he was doing when he told us he was "checking in at the office." I just thought that was his nickname for masturbating.

:laugh:

[disneyspy]

Darn right, he is! As soon as I get back on a real computer....

go make me a sandwich

[Dell]

go make me a sandwich

and some...and...and some PIE!

[deliciousV]

and some...and...and some PIE!

oh man, how good would some pecan pie be right about now? Hot, with some vanilla ice cream melting on it.

[Dell]

just now listening to Ron and Pepper being nice to Popcorn...haven't back read to see if this is legit, but Ron seems to be really worrying about the guy's self esteem

[jennysmurf]

go make me a sandwich

and some...and...and some PIE!

You're both gonna get nothin' but a big ol' beatin' with a big ol' stick.:annoyed:

[Dell]

You're both gonna get nothin' but a big ol' beatin' with a big ol' stick.:annoyed:

OOOOH..."with a big ol' stick"

now make me a pie...my curly headed bespectacled young brunette (I have real spies)

[LeedsJr]

OOOOH..."with a big ol' stick"

now make me a pie...my curly headed bespectacled young brunette (I have real spies)

You need new spies. She's a redhead.

[jennysmurf]

OOOOH..."with a big ol' stick"

now make me a pie...my curly headed bespectacled young brunette (I have real spies)

You're thinking of RMHL.

[Dell]

You're thinking of RMHL.

okay...you may be right!

but I thought that was just a Leeds character...

[thepaulo]

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